Rerun: Zac Efron's ass spreads like wildfire (orig. 03/08/08)

The#1HighSchoolMusicalForum:

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Clik here to view. Crazy Carrie06: You know I met Zac Efron last week. At this special event. I knew the photographer.
theroxaholic: Really? Cool!"
Crazy Carrie06: Yeah, I touched Zac Efron's ass...right before they took the picture...the look on his face was really strange...
theroxaholic: That's kind of disturbing...
Crazy Carrie06: Do you want to know what Zac Efron's ass feels like?
theroxaholic: Not really...
Crazy Carrie06: I could tell you details...juciy details...
theroxaholic: No thanks...lol...


If Magazine:

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Clik here to view. Speaking of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICIAL, star Zac Efron plans to star in a remake of the Kevin Bacon classic FOOTLOOSE. Oh, for f***’s sake! Is nothing scared?!? Let's play a game of Six Degrees of Our Boot to Zac Efron's ass.

Livewire Teen Forums: topic: You have one week to live. What do you do?:

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Clik here to view. The FriarsDruggiest:

-Track down Zac Efron and have a 2 day roaming fuckfest. Running through every page of the Kama Sutra, using every type of sex toy known to man, and just going at it like a rabbit on viagra.

-Say goodbye to my family.

-Do Zac Efron cobra style in a hot tub.

-Snort a line of coke off Zac Efron's ass. Before doing the reverse wild stallion on the beach.

-Meet Britney Spears.

-Have sex with Zac Efron one more time.

Topix.com: Please comment on Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos

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Clik here to view. Ashley: I don't think she's a slut, but she should have taken into account that she IS a celebrity, you guys sit there and say the "kids wont remember" 10 year olds use the internet! So stop being retarded. she works for the Disney Channel, I will not let my daughter watch her, she should have taken her head out of Zac Efron's ass, if she needed nude photos to keep him interested...then he's just as bad as she is. I hope her career goes to the toilet, that's what she gets for preaching abstinence to children, and then pulling this. Disney should fire her.


TreyCruz.com

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Clik here to view. Zac Efron: A Little Itchy?

Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or have some of the latest shots of Zac Efron been of him scratching himself? First there was his famous jock itch which he was shown shirtless and now he’s scratching his buttocks. Since his shirt was off in the other photo can we expect the pants to fall a little too? Still pretty cute though eh? I guess he could get away with it. What do you think? I think, Zac, if you're reading this, a tongue works so much better and you damn well know yours isn't going to reach back there.

ZBoards.com

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Clik here to view. Topic: I HATE ZAC EFRON BECAUSE ...

Britrusso: I HATE ZAC EFRON BC HE SAID THAT ASHLEY TISDALE WAS BORING MAN HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOING TO PAY!!! SHE WAS ALWAYS NICE TO HIM AND HE SAYS THAT SHE IS BORING I HATE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
backnwhiteinnyc: No way! OK OK OK ... my dads in prison for raping my best friend (SUX I KNOW TELL ME ABOUT IT) and my dad would love ta make Zaccy boy's pretty ass into his prison bitch (ZAC LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY BEST FRIEND I THINK THATS WHY I LOVE/HATE HIM) so if somebody can get Zac arrested on a DUI or something, my dad will make him pay
soccerwomanX2: WHEN WHERE ????????/// IM NOT GOING 2 HAVE MY MAN DO DIS 2 HER AFTER SHEALREADY HAS A CRUSH ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Britrusso: i dont know my friend told me i will have to ask him after vacation

Eleniaofnarnia's Livejournal:

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Clik here to view. The Lord of the Rings sucks Zac Efron's ass!!!!!!

JustUsBoys.com - The World's Largest Gay Porn Portal forums.

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Clik here to view. DannyHorny2: Do you think my bum looks like Zac Efron's?
18aussieboy: we don't have a comparison???
oldmanriver: Add the shaggy hair and it looks just like him! ha.
PortGuyBlue: how about a taste test?
bluedragon4: I don't think the Efron has dimpling. So, no.
ThePrince85: You have got to be kidding me.
elvin1: I have never seen Zac Efron's ass so I couldn't tell you. I bet he does have two cheeks just like you do. But again, it's just a guess....
BenBen: Never seen Zacs' ass and i wouldn't care to!!...Relax them cheeks a bit bud..looks like your squeezin' a little much. lol
SeedyPetee: there's no dick up your ass so, no, I don't think it looks like Zac's, sorry.
merlot: the phantom of the opera is there, inside your mind.


GangsterRapper's OG Gangsta Site:

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Clik here to view. What em up sniggy dawgz. I be all caught up in this mix gettin mah crunk on with them essays. Shiet yo. Right now Tool be gettin down wit the High School Musical BRAPPIN that colorful gay Helium breathin Zac Efron's ass. What the fuck yo. I'll blaze that fooz ass. School em fo even tryin to rap. No one does it like tha Gangster Rapper... except for that Weird Yankovic jiggah. All about the Pentiumz biaatcchh!!! Where the hell is Whoriental Academy and Assman again? Don't tell me they be shootin another video. They made like 50 in the last couple of dayz. I guess it's all about the scrillah. Mo money, mo yayo, no problems. Blaze it up!


The Secret Adventures Of Zac Efron and Billy Gilman Nobody Knows About
by Lil Boney Boy

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Clik here to view. CHAPTER 4
THE ~HOT~ SHOWER
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ZAC & BILLY GET CAUGHT

... He reached further back behind Zac cleaning his white buttocks so that his face could move closer toward his dick. Zac purposely let his bobbing boner touch Billy's face right near the mouth teasing him to suck it but Billy resisted the temptation and cleaned the butt cheeks around the back of Zac's body.

Then Zac purposely swung his leg completely around Billy turning himself the other way. Suddenly, Billy found his face buried right underneath Zac Efron's ass.

The boy looked upward instantly mesmerized by the beautiful butt staring him in the face. He wanted desperately to check out the inside hole of Zac's ass. What did it look like? He knew that this would be a sight that nobody had probably ever seen before including Zac himself. Billy could not help but think that Zac must be really distraught from fatigue not realizing what he was doing to have his ass in his face but Billy did not care. He took full advantage of the opportunity before him. ...


Claim an Ass +'s Journal:

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Clik here to view. lovesbilliejoe: Hi, the entry below me I wanted to claim Billie Joe Armstrong's ass, & I just switched usernames, I was x0__taavah, & I just wanted to let you know I changed usernames. Would it be possible to keep my claim under my new username? :)
x0__taavah: Hi, can I please claim Billie Joe Armstrong's (ass)?
Ki-chan: Hii. :D I'd like to claim Zac Efron's ass. Thaank you. <33, 

geika: could i claim mike shinoda's ass 

hubcaps: i claim zac efron's ass. i don't care if it's taken. die, bitch. i'm a boy and i can whoop you. it's mine. 

shadows_fall: I'd like to claim Daniel Radcliffe's ass. 

Goochie: I claim Zac Efron's ass from HSM :-) Thanks :-* <3

teenageriot: im claiming EDWARD FURL0NG`S ass. yummu =p 

bammy: I'd like to claim Zac Efron's ass please. thankies. 

white_girl: i claim Adam Levine's ass! 

afi_girl: If Ville Valos ass is taken I would like to please claim Zac Efrons ass. 

pretty_in_pink: I'd like to claim Johnny Depp's Ass 

orangecheerios: I would like to claim Marilyn Manson and my boyfriend Zac Efron's ass..


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The Evil Beet

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Clik here to view. Zac Efron Isn’t a Teenager Anymore :(

Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star and major piece of prime cut ass Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It’s simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they lost out their excitement! It was no longer forbidden, it was smack-you-in-your-face LEGAL to fantasize about MK and A, and no one cared. Mr. Piece-of-ass-of-the-moment Efron held on as long as he could, and we commend him for this my friends, but time is no longer on his side. All we have to look forward to now are some incriminating photos of the boy-with-hair-so-soft-I-wanna-use-it-as-a-scarf turning 21 and drunkenly making out with some random girl (fingers crossed). On totally unrelated note, does anyone perchance happen to know where Zac might be spending his 21st birthday. I will reward you handsomely if any information leads to me being that drunken hook-up.


Greatestjournal.com

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Clik here to view. Donald Sutherland/Zac Efron
When: Currentish
Where: Valimar
What: Role-playing (student/teacher), caning and wtf? Character development

Information about Kiefer is hard to come by, even for Donald. However, he still has his membership and he needs to release a little stress. Going through the files, he finally picks out one and makes the arrangements, including an order for Zac Efron to be dressed in a typical school boy's uniform before he leaves for the room he's rented for the evening.

Zac is a bit bemused in wardrobe but in the end it just makes him smile. He's an easy going kid, and honestly role-play is... well it's play. He hasn't been given instruction about role, yet. So when he's let into the room he's directed to he goes to his knees, eyes on the ground with his hands clasped behind his back. "Master's slave." His voice is low and quiet, hair falling into his eyes. There's nothing nervous or skittish about him., much less angry.

The thick rattan cane is already in Donald's hands when Zac enters the room. It's been... Probably years since Donald last gave someone a caning, but the wood feels good in his hands, like a long lost lover. "Zachary, is it?" Donald asks softly, some slaves prefer their full names, some prefer nicknames, and Donald isn't sure which Zac prefers.

Gingerly Donald lifts the shirt tails away from Zac's upraised ass and drapes them carefully over his lower back, giving Donald complete access to Zac's backside. "Five, for not doing your homework. Count." Stepping back, he makes sure of the distance before he brings the thick cane down across the boy's pale unblemished cheeks. Donald checked Zac's profile before deciding on the boy to make sure that he could handle this, the cane tends to be a rather intense toy for most. ...


Lessthanlonely.com

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Clik here to view. Ricky: ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT...

So, Zac Efron's ass? Okay I know that this is not a subject we talk about a lot, or even broach because we are mainly a humor site. But I wanted to bring up Zac Efron's ass really quickly. As a few of you know, and many of you do not, Zac was diagnosed with cancer last year... ass cancer. It was a terribly straining part of his life, at least I assume it was for I was not really paying attention, basically I was making fun of the situation. Anyway, it was finally apparent to his doctors that the Chemotherapy was not having a great enough effect... they were forced to surgery.

Yes.

Zac had his ass removed.

He cried for days. Even the squishy synthetic ass they gave him did not make him feel any better. It took him months to come to terms with what had happened, but finally he felt he had healed. Or more specifically he felt he had BEEN healed by a high power, i.e. Pat Roberts. The two of us took his cancer-ridden ass and burned it on a funeral pyre. Then we gathered up the ashes, put them in a Viking long ship, set it on fire and pushed it out to sea. Then we dumped gas into the sea and set that on fire as well.


Doctor Scott's Forum

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Clik here to view. Berale: The people in this message did not know I'm using their nicks. They don't have anything to do with this message.
Please don't take it seriously.
Thank you all.

Sveta: It's that time again!
Darki: To do another one of our cute little skits?
Janet-is-not-a-slut: To make bubbles with our spit?
Berale: No. It's time lick Zac Efron's ass! And to find out what is the best way to do so, we turn to...the Wheel Of Licking-Ass! Wheel of Licking-Ass, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the licking that we should learn. And the way to lick Zac's ass today is... Licking #4. : With the tongue of a very young girl, preferably a red-hair (young little girl).

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sveta: Animaniacs!!!!
You are hilarious!
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janet is not a slut: LOL!!!!!!!!!
that was funny..... but its not like that....
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And Rotem, since when are you sorry to be a bitch?

only in bed.....

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With the tongue of a very young girl, preferably a red-hair (young little girl).

he he he....


Dlisted.com

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Clik here to view. Lil Wayne And Zac Efron's Full-On Kiss

Lil Wayne is reportedly working with Zac Efron on a track for a new remix CD for High School Musical 2 called HSM2: Non-Stop Dance Party. In an interview with OC Weekly (via Radar ) Wayne said he only agreed to do it, because he needs to "reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did.”

The interview gets even weirder. Zac Efron shows up to Wayne's Miami mansion and greets him with a full-on kiss and says, “What’s up, my nigga?” Then Wayne says, "You watch it, pretty girl. I've got 10 black inches waiting for your tight little pussy, and you know this time it ain't gonna hurt." Noooo...this shit can't be real. Was the reporter on acid or something. Why didn't anyone whip out their damn video phone! I need proof of this encounter.

Zac apparently crashes at Wayne's mansion when he's in Miami. Wayne said the two met in San Francisco. “Zac and me was both in San Francisco a few months ago for a comic book convention or something, and we met at an afterparty at some bar. To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’”

Bonding in a San Francisco bar bathroom? Next thing Wayne's going to say is that they sang Streisand karaoke together while sipping pomegranate martinis. Can this get any gayer?


Digg.com

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Clik here to view. Zac Efron discovers he has Ass Worms! His rump-ranger friends reportedly totally grossed out!
by BuckwheatsButt

Vulva Valley, UT - Screen sensation Zac Efron just couldn't sit still anymore. The itch was so bad squirming only gave temporary relief, and the stiff repetitive moment made him look silly and nervous.

So, Zac went to his physician and discovered the horrible news. Yes, young, semi-talented movie stars can get rectal worms too, and it's no surprise that randy young men like Zac can suffer the embarrassing and often debilitating condition of...Ass Worms!

Poor hygiene is the number one culprit for the scourge of Menoticulous Retalocious, or better known as 'Ass Worms'. They thrive in the bottoms of young guys who are long on ego, but short on plain soap and water.

But Zac is lucky indeed! If this condition were to have happened to another young man just 50 years ago, the outlook would have meant months of smelly treatments with red hot sulphur sticks and long hours with a douchebag full of pesticides.

Quick action by his doctor and the liberal use of jellied gasoline enemas ended his torment in a short 14 hours. Zac is not one to take this condition and keep it a secret, he advised all the rest of his rump-ranger friends to get tested immediately.


Topix.com

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Clik here to view. Zac Efron: Why do you want to see me nude?
Fabulous Boy: Because you are delicously hot and I want to see whats in your pants you should be flattered! So many girls and gay guys want you!
julie: will u marry me?
essence: omg zac efron nude show me that i would love to do it with zac efron any day 24/7
essence: did you know zac efron puts mack up on his zitts!!! gross!!!
Zac efron: there r no naked pics of me on the internet
Alexis: zac you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo damn sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxx xxxxxxxxyyyyy! i want to have sex with your sexy body!!!!!!!!!!
zac efron: my email is zacefron29017@yahoo.com or zacefron29017@hotmail.com
chelsea: srry that is fake its a photoshop cuz thats not the origional piture
Zac Efron Naked Photo: celebsnapshot.com has the photo of zac in the flesh that EVERYONE is talking about. Find out what has 15% of the internet flocking.
Haha: U GUYS ARE SICK STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Tiffany: thier fake they took his face and put it on a naked body
sexxy: i wanna see zac nude omg