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'John Waters is a filmmaker, author and visual artist. He was born April 22, 1946 in Baltimore, Maryland. He is currently based in Baltimore and New York. John Waters became famous as "the pope of trash" (William Burroughs) and the "king of suburban exploitation" Waters' work shows "gleeful irreverence and appreciation of the American grotesque." His films, photos and writings make the transition from underground to mainstream without losing their aesthetic integrity. Among his best known films: Mondo Trasho, Multiple Maniacs, Pink Flamingos, Hairspray, Divine, Serial Mom, Pecker, and Cecil B. Demented. Author of Shock Value; Crackpot (recently reissued); Trash Trio; Director's Cut; Art: A Sex Book.
'John Waters is the son of Patricia Ann (née Whitaker) and John Samuel Waters. His father was a manufacturer of fire-protection equipment. John Waters grew up in Lutherville, Maryland, a suburb of Baltimore. At the age of seven, Jeff was inspired by the movie Lili, the movie grew his love for puppets. As a child John Waters would stage violent versions of Punch and Judy for children’s birthday parties. He was a child obsessed with violence.
'As a teenage boy he received his first 8mm film camera from his grandmother. John Waters was also inspired by the B-Movie films shown at a local drive-in, which Waters watched through binoculars. John and his friends were anti mainstream culture, during the 1960’s him and his friends began shooting films in Baltimore. These films were screened to small audiences in the Baltimore area. John Waters went to Calvert Hall College High School in Towson, Baltimore but later graduated from Boys’ Latin School of Maryland.
'John Waters first short film was Hag in a Black Leather Jacket the film was shown only once in a coffee shop in Baltimore, although in later years he has included it in his traveling photography exhibit. John Waters enrolled at New York University (NYU) but later left the academy after Waters and some friends were caught smoking marijuana on the grounds of NYU. Waters returned to Baltimore, where he completed his next two short films Roman Candles and Eat Your Makeup.
'John Waters takes inspiration from all areas in the spectrum from “low” to “high” art. He has been influenced by such figures as: Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Federico Fellini, and Ingmar Bergman. John Waters first film, Hag in a Black Leather Jacket (1964) starred John’s childhood friend and collaborator Mary Vivian Pearce. According to John Waters, the film is about a white woman and a black man’s wedding on the roof of John’s parents home. The man woos the lady by carrying her around in a trash can and chooses a Ku Klux Klansman to perform the wedding ceremony. John Waters first success came when Pink Flamingos (1972) debut in 1973. The movie is infamous for leading actor and long time companion of John Waters, Divine, and his performance which includes an unforgettable dog poop eating scene.
"I believe life is nothing if you're not obsessed. I only think terrible thoughts, I do not live them. Thank God I am not my films. If audiences can laugh at my twisted ideas, what's the great harm? I had a goal in life — I wanted to make the trashiest motion pictures in cinema history. Thanks so much for allowing me to get away with it."' -- The European Graduate School
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Further
Welcome to Dreamland
John Waters @ Marianne Boesky Gallery
Podcast: John Waters interviewed @ Bat Segundo Show
Where to send John Waters fan mail
John Waters interviewed by DC
'The Grave John Waters: Still Laughing'
The John Waters Baltimore Tour
John Waters' books
John Waters' favorite films of 2012
John Waters interviewed by Drew Daniels
'John Waters Picked up Hitchhiking'
'John Waters’ Guide to Hampden'
John Waters interviewed by Gary Indiana
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Extras
Werner Herzog discovers John Waters is Gay
Coming Out Is So Square
John Waters reads from 'Lady Chatterley's Lover'
The Wizard of Oz - commentary by John Waters
John Waters Misses Perverts
John Waters on "Free Speech"
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Art
'I never call what I do art. I think that’s up for you to tell me. When people say to me, ‘I’m an artist,’ I think, ‘Yeah, I’ll be the judge of that. Let’s see your work.’ History will be the judge of it. However, I’m very serious about my career and everything I do, but I make fun. Hopefully in a joyous way. I love the seriousness and elitism of the art world. I think art for the people is a terrible idea. I did a piece that said ‘Contemporary Art Hates You’ [... And Your Family Too, 2009]. And it does. If you have ‘contempt before investigation’, which most people do, then it does hate you and you are stupid. I like that idea: you are stupid, because you won’t think to look in a different way. Seeing and looking are different. Real life is seeing and art is looking. If you’re successful, it’s a magic trick: you take one thing, and you put it in here, and it changes in one second, and then you can never look at that thing again the same way. That is what art is to me. If I go to galleries in New York, London or wherever, on the way home you can name an artist for every single thing you see, if you’re with somebody that knows art. If you don’t go to galleries as much, it’s not as easy, but art trains you to see. So, if you’re open for that, then art is the greatest magic trick of all. If not, you’re stupid.' -- John Waters
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Divine Mini-Concert
'I'm So Beautiful'
'You Think You're a Man'
'Jungle Jezebel'
'Walk Like a Man'
'Shoot Your Shot'
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John Waters on Denton Welch
from 'Role Models'
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Maybe there is no better novel in the world than Denton Welch's In Youth Is Pleasure. Just holding it in my hands, so precious, so beyond gay, so deliciously subversive, is enough to make illiteracy a worse social crime than hunger. Published in the UK in 1945, ten years after the terrible accident in which the author, riding his bicycle, was hit by a car and permanently injured, this amazing (and thinly disguised) autobiographical novel is the graceful and astonishingly erotic tale of Orville Pym, a creative child who has lost his mother to some mysterious disease and "has not yet learned to bear the strain of feeling unsafe with another person." Hating "other people" who imagined "that they understood his mind because he was a boy," our elegant but damaged little hero, "longing for escape, freedom, loneliness and adventure," wanders around the grounds of a hotel where he has been taken by his father to vacation with his older brothers.
Have the secret yearnings of childhood sexuality and the wild excitement of the first stirrings of perversity ever been so eloquently described as in this novel? When Orville discovers an old book on physical culture and begins frantically working out to improve his body, he worries that he isn't sweating enough. Determined, he locks himself in the small bottom drawer of a dressing chest and, immediately "overcome with the horror of being a prisoner," innocently fantasizes that he is in a dungeon he remembers from one of his aunt's mid-Victorian novels. Orville instinctively welcomes the guilt of these thrilling, vaguely sexual yearnings, but he is just a child-how can he yet understand the friendly feel of future fetishes? He knows he is not like other boys, but the wonders of deviancy far outweigh any desire to fit in with his peers.
Orville yearns to be butch. Endlessly experimenting with fashion and different looks, he finally paints the toes and heels of his white gym shoes black, hoping to appear "daring and vulgar." While he leaves his hair "rough" and appears in his new, supposedly masculine outfit, his brother humors him by saying, "My God you look tough." But little Orville can't help his feminine side. He has always been obsessed with broken bits of china he collects at thrift shops ("No one ever wrote more beautifully about chipped tea services," a writer for The New York Times would comment decades after the novel was written). When Orville felt these girly items "pressing gently against his side" as he carried them in his pocket, "it gave him a sudden and peculiar pleasure, a feeling of protection in an enemy world."
It isn't easy being a creative child. As happy as Orville is when he's alone, he still feels the urge to create his own drama. When he sneaks into an abandoned ballroom at the hotel and finds himself onstage (my parents actually built me my own little stage at the top of the stairs in our first house, where I performed endless indulgent "shows" for my very tolerant Aunt Rachel whenever she visited), our little master of masochism uncovers a musical instrument enclosed in a case with a broken strap. Suddenly inspired, Orville runs to the musician's cloakroom and locks himself in, strips off his clothes, and starts whipping himself with the strap. In his furtive imagination, he was "Henry II, doing penance, at Beckett's tomb . . . a convict tied to a tree in Tasmania. A galley slave, a Christian martyr, a noble hermit alive in the desert." This kid knew how to play. God, I wished he had lived in my neighborhood. We could have really put on a show on my little stage!
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13 of John Waters' 17 films
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Mondo Trasho(1969)
'After an introductory sequence during which chickens are beheaded on a chopping block, the main action begins. Platinum blond bombshell Mary Vivian Pearce begins her day by riding the bus and reading Kenneth Anger's Hollywood Babylon. Bombshell is later seduced by Danny Mills, a hippie degenerate "shrimper" (foot fetishist), who starts molesting her feet while she fantasizes about being Cinderella. She is then hit by a car driven by Divine, a portly blonde who was trying to pick up an attractive hitchhiker whom she imagines naked. Divine places her in the car and drives distractedly around Baltimore experiencing bizarre situations, such as repeated visits by the Mother Mary (Margie Skidmore) - during which Divine exclaims, "Oh Mary ... teach me to be Divine". Divine finally takes the unconscious Bombshell to Dr. Coathanger (David Lochary), who amputates her feet and replaces them with bird-like monster feet which she can tap together to transport herself around Baltimore.'-- Wiki
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The Diane Linkletter Story(1970)
'A loose, hypothetical reenactment of the final moments of radio and tv personality Art Linkletter’s daughter, made just days after the actual event. Two parents (David Lochary and Mary Vivian Pearce) wait for their daughter Diane (Divine) to come home, and discuss what kind of trouble she could’ve gotten herself into. Once she arrives, they fight, and then Diane jumps out the window and kills herself. Pearce and Lochary are pretty funny as the concerned parents, but Divine is surprisingly bland as the hippie daughter. It’s enjoyable enough, but certainly not great. There’s really just not much to it.'-- letterboxd
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Multiple Maniacs(1970)
'Multiple Maniacs includes one of my favorite Waters' scenes. Divine, the leader of a renegade band of freaks, is visited by the Infant of Prague after being raped. She is led to a church where Mink Stole gives her a rosary-job - bringing her to orgasm right in the church pew! There's also the Cavalcade of Perversions, the infamous and inexplicable rape of Divine by Lobstora, and a re-enactment of the stations of the cross including a pig-out on Wonder bread and canned tuna. Thank you, Jesus! Thank you! John Waters: "I made this film, which glorified violence, at the peak of the hippie love generation. But hippies liked it. Part of its success was to offend my target audience in a humorous way. Of course, now that sounds much more calculated than I was."'-- Dreamland
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Pink Flamingos(1972)
'For the few who haven’t memorized every nuance of this seminal camp work, Pink Flamingos follows the adventures of Babs Johnson (Divine), a fat, style-obsessed criminal who lives in a trailer with her mentally ill mother Edie (Edith Massey), her delinquent son Crackers (Danny Mills), and her traveling companion Cotton (Mary Vivian Pearce). Their little dream life of shoplifting, egg-sucking, and chicken-fucking is threatened when an eccentric couple, Raymond and Connie Marble (David Lochary and Mink Stole), "two jealous perverts" according to the script, try to seize Dawn’s title of "filthiest person alive" by sending her a turd in the mail and burning down her trailer. The Marbles kidnap hitchhiking women, have them impregnated by their servant Channing (Channing Wilroy), and then sell the babies to lesbian couples. As Raymond explains, they use the dykes’ money to finance their porno shops and "a network of dealers selling heroin in the inner-city elementary schools."'-- Bright Lights Journal
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Female Trouble(1974)
'Made a year before I was born, I didn’t actually see Female Trouble until 1988. I was 13-years-old. Browsing the shelves of the local video store, I was drawn to the video because its cover art announced “Warning: This movie is gross”. Accompanying this “warning” on the video box was a caricatured drawing of Female Trouble‘s two stars, Divine and Edith Massey. While watching the film later that day, I discovered that both Divine and Edith Massey were every bit the grotesque caricature suggested by the video’s cover design. How I managed to sneak the R-rated film out of the video store, I’ll never comprehend. More importantly, the impact the film had on me during this very pubescent time in my life is even harder to comprehend, because it changed the way I consumed film from that moment on. I remember watching the film with a mixture of horror and morbid fascination: never before had I encountered such a freakishly queer ensemble of characters and situations on screen. Upon viewing Female Trouble at such a young age, I could sense some weird awakening where all of a sudden it felt as if someone had flicked the queer switch in my head.'-- Daniel Cunningham
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Desperate Living(1977)
'Everyone in Desperate Living's Mortville has some horrible secret to hide. The mentally unstable Peggy Gravel (Mink Stole, in a superb display of overacting) and her 300-pound-plus maid Grizelda must take it on the lam after Grizelda smothers Peggy's husband under her elephantine buttocks. They find themselves in Mortville, a shanty fiefdom ruled by the grotesque Queen Carlotta (the incomparable Edith Massey). The evil queen delights in tormenting her subjects, but Peggy and Grizelda soon team up with a pair of lesbian outcasts, and a rebellion is in the air. Notable for the absence of Waters regular Divine, this movie pushes the rest of the cast to their over-the-top best. Nasty, shabby, gross, and hilarious, this is John Waters at his best.'-- collaged
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Polyester(1981)
'Ordinarily, Mr. Waters is not everyone's cup of tea - but Polyester, which opens today at the National and other theaters, is not Mr. Waters' ordinary movie. It's a very funny one, with a hip, stylized humor that extends beyond the usual limitations of his outlook. This time, the comic vision is so controlled and steady that Mr. Waters need not rely so heavily on the grotesque touches that make his other films such perennial favorites on the weekend Midnight Movie circuit. Here's one that can just as well be shown in the daytime.' -- Janet Maslin, NYT
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Hairspray(1988)
'Set in Baltimore circa 1962, HAIRSPRAY joyously details the last days of 50s-era American naivete, as the country moves from postwar complacency to massive social upheaval. Cult filmmaker John Waters enters the mainstream with surprisingly little fuss. John Waters finally hits his commercial stride in this film, parlaying his keen social observation and great compassion for society's outsiders into a colorful and engaging comedy full of dancing, music and heartfelt nostalgia. Unfortunately, what should have been a celebration turned into sadness when Waters's longtime friend and collaborator Divine, who was poised on the edge of stardom, died of a heart attack a mere two weeks after HAIRSPRAY opened nationwide.'-- TV Guide
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Cry-Baby(1990)
'Thanks to the success of Hairspray, John Waters was a hot property for the first time in his career. Everyone wanted to make his next movie, but it was Universal Studios' Imagine Entertainment who ponied up the 12 million dollars it took to create this over-the-top movie musical. The cast of Cry Baby is absolutely outrageous. No one will ever top this bizarre combination of stars, punks and legends. Featuring former teenage porn star Traci Lords, punk progenitor Iggy Pop, a very large Ricki Lake, a rough and raunchy Susan Tyrell, prim and proper Polly Bergen, and everyone's favorite Kim McGuire - better know to Dreamland Fans as HATCHETFACE! Those are just the major roles. The supporting cast boggles the mind. Patty Hearst, David Nelson, Mink Stole, Troy Donohue, Joey Heatherton, Joe Dallesandro and Willem Dafoe as a perverse prison guard. "Stunt casting is used a a negative term, but with Cry-Baby I certainly helped invent it. I had David Nelson married to Patty Hearst, with Traci Lords as their daughter," said John. Unfortunately this was the first movie he made after the passing of Divine, and she is sorely missed in this misfit cast.'-- Dreamland
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Serial Mom(1994)
'There was one person who came up to me at the end of one shooting day. Right when they said ‘Wrap,’ he was standing right there – which is always kind of scary. And he said, ‘You’re not going to believe this, but listen to me for a minute. My mother is a serial mom, she killed my father and my brother.’ He started giving me specifics, details, and I remembered the case. It was in Baltimore, eleven years ago. I remember the names and everything. And he said, ‘Would you sign a “Serial Mom” banner to my brother and myself and put her name on it?’ I think he was telling the truth, but I don’t know. If not, he was incredibly ahead in his acting. It really seemed – and while he was telling me this, I could see one of the crew looking at us, not knowing what to do and wondering if he should get this guy away from me. But I was kind of interested. They couldn’t believe it. Their eyes were like – ‘Oh no!’'-- John Waters
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Pecker (1998)
'If you didn’t see the movie when it came out back in 1998, the film follows 18-year-old amateur photographer Pecker (Edward Furlong) (so named because he pecks at his food, also because it’s funny) on a rags-to-riches adventure in the world of high art. Pecker is just a blue-collar kid in Baltimore, with a mom who runs a thrift shop where she offers fashion advice to the homeless, a sister (Martha Plimpton) who recruits go-go boys to dance at the local Fudge Palace, and a grandmother, Memama (Jean Schertler), who is the “pit beef” queen of Baltimore when not conducting prayer meetings with her talking statue of Mary. Pecker’s snapshots of family, friends, and laundromat-owning girlfriend (Christina Ricci) catch the eye of hip Manhattan art dealer Rorey Wheeler (Lili Taylor) who becomes fascinated with Pecker’s photos and offers him a big exhibition in the offing, followed by overnight fame as the young man becomes the new darling of New York. Soon Pecker discovers that fame has its price.'-- IFC
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Cecil B. Demented(2000)
'CECIL B. DEMENTED is a celebration of anarchy, rampant immorality and anti-Christian bigotry imbued with a self-righteous philosophy favoring total artistic freedom. Although it shouldn’t be taken too seriously, the self-righteousness of this movie comes through loud and clear. The excesses of Hollywood and the vacuity of many mainstream movies, including some family movies, are certainly ripe for some good satire, but CECIL B. DEMENTED takes it to the nth degree while pushing a nihilistic pagan worldview. Not only that, but the movie’s unrelenting sexual crudities, foul language and homosexual attacks on Christianity and traditional family values are absolutely abhorrent, if not dangerous to the minds of everyone.' -- Christian Movie Review
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A Dirty Shame(2004)
'Imagine Russ Meyer remaking “Night of the Living Dead” with an everything goes all out orgy at the end and ending it all with one gigantic cumshot. Well, if you can imagine that, you're probably on medication, but for the rest of us, the closest thing is John Waters taking the piss out of “Night of the Living Dead” and ending it all with everyone headbutting each other into orgasm just before everyone is covered in one gigantic cumshot, aka “A Dirty Shame”. “A Dirty Shame” is John Waters resurrected. While “Hairspray”, “Crybaby” and “Serial Mom” are great films, they lack the radical hysterical uproar against decency. One thing is making fun at suburbia by having fun not saying the F-word (or the brown word), another thing is having a housewife forcing her husband to “discover the oyster” at 9 am in their car in the middle of their neighbourhood. One thing is having a good soundtrack, another is playing an oldie where they sing "My pussy is wet and sour." Not since “Polyester” has Waters been so fun to watch. Honestly, who else than Waters would have cameo David Hasselhoff to do nothing but take a shit? It will shock you, it will teach you new ways of play spin the bottle and it will make you feel normal once again.'-- DVD Beaver
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p.s. Hey. ** Scunnard, Well, of course I knew that you're a Genesis fan 'cos it's as plain as the nose on your face, but I always thought you were one of those Peter Gabriel loyalists, so you learn something every day on this blog, or I mean I do. All you just learned is that my sense of humor leaves something to be desired, sort of like Genesis post-Gabriel. Yeah, my name sharers: TV writer/director, famous harmonica player, main character in Monty Python's 'Jabberwocky', baby with Youtube obsessed parents, and, a newish newcomer who's a popular DJ in Russia. Plus a few mayors and officials in small American towns, including one who was arrested on child porn charges recently. I bet there aren't too many JP-K competitors for you out there. Oh, wait, you just answered that sort of question. Really, your name isn't hard to pronounce, is it? Or am I among those saying Paris when it's Parree? Weird, assuming that I do indeed know how to pronounce your name. Almost inexplicable. My name's easy-peasy except for over here where French mouths turn my name into a girl's. Yeah, I def. prefer the Phil Collins to whom one listens to happily than the PC to whom one listens only when handcuffed. Nice comment, buddy. It woke me right up. ** xTx, I know, early is fighting words. Or one fighting word, I guess. But still. Mutual pokes from here on out, okay? Okay. 48 degrees, nice. Here it's ... hold on ... 41 degrees Fahrenheit, so not too different. But it's been raining for days and will be for 6 straights days yet to come, at least according to my weather widget, and that's why I'm not in LA, and why you're not in Paris, I guess. I might have figured out at least one of the problems behind why I'm so stuck on my novel this morning, but we'll see. Would be sweet to unstick. Enjoy your crisp, salty sea air-infested day. ** David Ehrenstein, Ah, everything is complicated for me. It's my curse/blessing, ha ha. ** 5STRINGS, I don't know what you look like, but, even so, I'm somehow sure that you don't look like David Schwimmer. Ferris Bueller, I can maybe see. Chuck Norris, sheesh! I'm not going to share that link because the blog doesn't have insurance. Tough questions. Okay, in order: "Didn't enjoy it at all the few times I said 'okay, take your shot'," "I'm certainly weird somehow, and I don't understand the second part of the question 'cos I'm all about anal, sort of", "No, it's not, I'm pretty sure." I'm versatile in my head, but I only dig one of the options when it comes down to it for some reason. Nah, I tried it. It was okay at best, but it didn't mean anything or make me feel anything. It was just a flesh wound. Not interesting. If you use Google, and the blog is a Google product, and you have to have Google mail to make a Blogger blog, and they have this Facebook-like thing that, until recently, they kept haranguing you to join. Now, they basically make you join, so I just made an empty profile and never went back. Maybe it's cool, I don't know. Thanks! ** Tomkendall, Hey, Tom! Super glad you did check in and say hey, man! New pad is sweet? Locale is sweet or sweetish at least. Maybe solitary Xmases are okay? I'm counting on that. ** Rewritedept, That Vice thing does ring a bell. I think I might have come across it when I was making the post, but I can't remember. Sounds right. Wow, your original name sounds (in my head, at least) so much like what's-his-butt's, the fairytale writer guy from Scandinavia. That would have made you seem different. Is Gugino Italian? I don't know why, but I've always had this knee-jerk idea that it was Italian. I guess it's the -ino? ** Misanthrope, Thinking about it is important, but talking about it is exhausting, for me. I think ever since I joined FB, it's made me quieter about stuff. When you have 5400+ 'friends' spouting their two cents off about every issue every day, and/or hitting back at those two cents, I just get tired of the pontificating and arguing. The flu? 102 degree temp? Dude, that sucks rotten eggs. I hope the fever really did break. Did it? You have to be spic and span for NYC. You just have to. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. Oh, shit, I must have spaced on you mentioning that. No, I would totally be into having another post on his stuff, if you want. No problem at all, and au contraire. I just concentrated on that one body of his work, obviously. Glad you liked 'Oslo, August 31'. I haven't read the Lerner novel. It's been sitting here on my table forever. I should. Yeah, the Handke connection makes a lot of sense, and I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, interesting. I hope you got the roof de-leaked. Did you have to do that yourself, or did you have plugging/ fixing guys do it? Yikes. I hope the NJ Xmas with the in-crowd is nice, of course, and great that you've managed to get some novel revising in. Love from over here. ** Cobaltfram, Yeah, but those 2 or 2-plus years are, like, 24/7 work 'cos I don't have a job, so they feel more like 4 or 5 years to me, ha ha. You can read or download Bresson's 'Notes on Cinematography' for free here. Hm, maybe I'll give myself a pen for Xmas. I hadn't thought about that. It's cheaper than coke and whores, and probably better for the environment. Thanks for the pen linkage. I'll go check out those candidates. Cool that that game got so inside of you. I can't touch games until I finish my novel. That's my rule. Then I'll get 'Epic Mickey 2'. That's my golden goose. Oh, thanks for the email/day. I saw the email this morning, but I wasn't coffeed up enough to open it then, but I will shortly. Thank you! ** Steevee, Hm, that is odd, but probably that's just weird doctor talk for 'you're okay'? Seems so. Hope so. ** _Black_Acrylic, Definitely agree that there's a place, even a giant place, for non-cheerful art. Oops, sorry about Leeds, but, yeah, that plunge does sound kind of like horrific fun. You betcha, about the Zurn article. My eyes' and brain's honor. Thanks for the link to Mike Kelley retrospective review. I'm going to do everything I can to get up there and see it, and, if I don't, it comes to the Pompidou next. Is it coming to the UK? ** Bill P. in Chicago, Oh, gosh, thank you, Bill. I aim to agog. Or partly sometimes at least. Ozu will reward you for kind of definitely sure. Gracq too. The state re: what European lit is being translated by the big presses in the US nowadays is sad. Yes, it does seem like they're mostly translating Richard Ford-alikes with weird accents. But then there's Dalkey Archive, the best publisher in the English speaking world, if you ask me, and they continue to translate the toughest, most original European writers, so keep an eye on their catalog, and I often feature their books here too. Pleased that you felt the power in Mikhailov's photographs. The sequence of the boy 'hitting' his mother literally made me kind of nauseous, in the productive way, if that's possible. That is very cool about 'Night of the Hunter' in 35mm on the big screen, yes. I assume you were a happy camper post-that? Best to you. ** James, Hi, James. Well, that is one utterly understandable excuse for your absence right there. Hey back to Rachel. Clifford, I am. Wow, Clyde. See, I think that is such a cool name to have, and, at the same time, I thank God or Whoever that I didn't get stuck with it. You should keep the Clyde. It could come in handy someday. I don't know Brodie, no. I might know Ken Miller, yeah. I will google them both once I get out of here. Thanks! Cool about the new mileage mark on your novel. I have literally not added a decent page to mine in over a month, try as hard as I have been and can. So, no exciting new number for you from me, sadly, for the moment. Great to see you! ** Billy Lloyd, Hi, Billy. Hm, well, Zenith isn't a very intimate venue, but maybe if that circus tent is really massive, yeah, could be. The noodles were kind of heavenly, man. I was made kind of very, very happy by them. If the sight of me eating had anything to say for it, which it doesn't, I would wish you had been there. Thank you for helping shine such a lovely light into my mouth or something. That adventure does sound wonderful, no question about it. Good for you. You deserved every tingle and wow and bit of eye-contact. Well, surely there are a lot worse places to live than London. Surely, your night there wasn't a fluke. Maybe you can take another adventurous leap into London to make sure. Anyway, congrats! The photos certainly made me uncomfortable, so I think that reaction is A-okay. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! Yeah, I've been to Russia three times, always to Moscow, which I found to be a very depressing and oppressive place. The vibe of lack of hope and bitterness coming from the people there was intense. There were military guys with machine guns on every other corner. I was told, 'you'll get robbed while you're here, so be prepared', and so I was robbed at knife point on a major crowded street in the middle of the day while the military guys just watched and did nothing. I stayed at a big tourist hotel on Red Square, and they used my credit card info to steal all the money out of my bank account and then denied it, and my bank told me that there was nothing that could be done 'cos the criminality and corruption in Russia makes it impossible. I could go on. Halloween is illegal in Russia. Emo, Punk, and Goth are illegal in Russia. You can be arrested for selling clothes that the government deems to be punk, emo, or goth. You can be arrested for selling goth, emo, or punk CDs in your store. If you ever meet Yury, ask him about Russia. He'll talk your ear off about how horrible it is there. That said, I have heard St. Petersburg is much nicer, although they do have the most draconian, scary laws there of anywhere in Russia. You can be imprisoned in St. Petersburg for wearing a t-shirt with the word gay or a rainbow flag on it because it's illegal to 'promote' homosexuality there. Russia is a crazy place. I don't really know of any contemporary Russian writers offhand, which is weird, now that I think about it. I fear that if new Russian lit is being translated, it's probably just commercial stuff. But, now that you've mentioned it, I'll have a search and think and see if I can come up with anything. No, I've heard mostly bad things about the 'Anna Karenina' film, at least over here, so I've been planning to skip it, at least until DVD time. If you see it, let me know how it is. You take care too, man. ** Postitbreakup, Yeah, try fiddling, I say, and give yourself some time to play around and time for things to not work while on the way to finding things that could work. Be patient and try to enjoy the fiddling. It could work out, man. Yeah, I regret now that I didn't use Clifford instead of Dennis, but, oh well. I think Cody is doing really well. I haven't talked to him in a while, but we've FB chatted. He's at Reed College, doing swell there, I think, and on his way to LA for the family Xmas stuff. I never saw a second of 'Gossip Girl'. Sorry the ending sucked. Endings are hard. ** Sypha, Oh, man, I'm so sorry to hear that the illness caught up with you. But not so sorry that I'm going to wish for the end of the world tomorrow. You're awesome, but I'm kind of really into the intact world, ha ha. Seriously, I hope you feel a lot better really, really quick. Love, me. ** Bill, Hey. They kind of are, right? Yikes. Oh, the Borneo plans sound good. That ... flower (?) is crazy. It looks kind of like that flower that blooms once a year and smells like a dead body, but I don't think it's the same one? They have one of those at Huntington Gardens, and, man, it really does nuclear stink. Anyway, sounds really awesome. ** Un Cœur Blanc, Hi! No, it's okay, and I think I know what you mean. You certainly have preserved tenderness. I don't feel that quality of yours being in question. Yeah, the gun thing, I know, very strange world, especially the US portion of the world. Well, I'm glad it's okay about the lost professor. Sometimes 'better' sounds a lot like 'bitter'. It too easily rolls off the tongue in a bad way. Palahniuk, ha ha, that's good, or rather bad, I bet you're right. It sounds like a loss that's mostly a relief. Good. ** Paul Curran, Thanks, Paul. Oh, man, I'm sorry to hear that. My deep condolences, and my gratitude to the powers-that-be from afar that he got to have such a long life. Love from me. ** Okay. Weirdly, I have never done a John Waters Day here before. Very weird. So, I rectify that weakness as best I can today. Please take it in and enjoy. See you tomorrow.