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Halloween countdown post #9: Rerun: 18 Trick or Treater Menu Item Ideas (orig. 10/06/09)

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'Body Parts In Bloody Goo. Dump these assorted candy body parts onto a table to greet party guests! Gory and ghoulish, this container full of ears, fingers and other body parts in a thick and slimy goo whose taste combines ketchup and blueberry flavorings makes a terrifying Halloween display! $12.95' -- mrsmonster.com



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'One of my favorite candies is one you can make yourself. Commonly called Puppy Chow, this concoction – which requires little baking or time – is muddy brown with a white chalky-looking coating. This sweet treat is a Midwest standard at church bazaars, elementary school craft shows and homemade Halloween parties, so you know it’s gotta be good. So, without further introduction, here is the recipe.' -- candyaddict.com



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'Brain Drain Candy is a disgusting liquid neuron candy! Simply drain the brain into your mouth! Assortment includes 2 fabulous flavors: Strawberry and Watermelon.As the boxes reads, "Eat your brains out..." Manufactured by Kandy Kastle. $18.33 (This product has been permanently discontinued by the manufacturer .)' -- candywarehouse.com



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Chocka Ca-Ca: 'The company behind this marketing home-run can't even make chocolate palatable. To say it tastes like shit is an insult to shit. The hard lump of candy was like flavorless Tootsie Rolls when cold, like a scalding pile of choco-lava with impenetrable skin when barely microwaved (as the directions suggest), and then like the dried, discarded, gluey skin off some cheap hot chocolate once it cooled.' -- avclub.com



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'Each box of Bean Boozled contains pairs of identical Jelly Beans - In each pair, one is tasty and the other is revolting. You can't tell which one by smelling it. The only way is to actually eat it. Each box contains 1.6 ounces of Jelly Beans, and 1.6 ounces of anything. -- Jelly Belly



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'Munching on crickets is as easy as can be thanks to CRICK-ETTES -- delicious, prepared crickets that you can eat right out of the box. They come in three lip-smacking flavors -- SOUR CREAM & ONION, SALT 'N' VINEGAR and BACON & CHEESE. Each box contains 1.9 grams of the insect. And for those of you on a diet, there are just 9 calories per serving.' -- Mayoralty Products Inc.



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'Giant lollipops that double as Halloween masquerade masks. Can somebody tell me why you would want to lick the side of the lollipop that you were going to wear on your face? if you like the idea of pressing a giant, saliva-covered lollipop up against your face... this is your candy.' -- metazen.com



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'Tremors Subterranean Sour Sand Worm: The candy itself is packed in a test-tube container and comes in several varieties where the dirt is colored differently. Your job is to "Find the worm, lick it and dip it."' -- hubbabubba.com



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'I generally make a bleeding heart cake for our annual pumpkin carving party (Pumpkinfest). Sometimes the heart beats, sometimes it's anatomically correct, and so on and so forth. This year I decided to go the whole hog and make an entire thoracic cavity cake. The plan was for each organ to be made out of a different kind of cake and to secrete a different color of fluid when it was cut into. Previous heart cakes have bled fresh, homemade raspberry sauce. This year I made raspberry, strawberry, kiwi, mango, and blueberry sauces. Sadly, the organs didn't bleed as well as I had hoped when I cut the cake, as each organ was relatively small and couldn't hold much sauce. Also all the moving around after filling the organs made it hard to keep the sauce contained in the little cavities I hollowed out. The heart bled pretty well, but the other organ fluids weren't very dramatic. On the bright side, there were lots of leftover sauces, which were all quite delicious.' -- doitmyself.org

Instructions on how to make the thorax cake are here



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'When Rick Barry, 13, of Denver, Colorado opened a KitKat bar he'd been given the day before as an official gift during a public tour of the KitKat manufacturing plant, he was preparing to take a bite when he saw this (see: photo).' -- 7bteen.com



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'Perpetual Kid's Nintendo Wii Controller Gum is identical in appearence to the Wii remote. The Nintendo Wii Controller Gum will leave you confused as to which one contains delicious peppermint gum and which one lets you actually play the Wii!' $3.99



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'Brach's Sour Grape, Strawberry, Butter & Chocolate flavored Gross Out Gummy Breakfast is not something you'd want to eat for a treat, but rather dare your friends to eat them and laugh at their disgusted reactions. They didn't taste good in any remote way. It's just a generally unpleasant spongy-textured thing to eat.' -- i-mockery.com



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Spider Sacs: 'The egg-sac attached to the detailed plastic spider that comes attached to this produce appears to be full of blood, with just a few forlorn, blobby white-chocolate eggs floating around inside. If spiders had abortions, this would be the image. The red goo is "sour strawberry flavor," and tastes a little tart and a whole lot sweet, like distilled essence du Starburst rouge. The white chocolate eggs taste like nothing whatsoever.' -- A.V. Home Club



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'AndrewAndrew, a design firm, has created this cookie whose nutrition facts are printed right on the icing, in edible ink. Utilizing recent advances in icing technology these cookies are their own FDA mandated nutrition facts label.' -- DeClubz



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'Chili Fingers Candy Bowls. Be careful when you slurp this soup! Two mixed-fruit gummy fingers float in a sea of sour strawberry-flavored faux “blood” in each of these “bowls of chili”! A favorite with kids of all ages, this tasty body part candy makes a horrifying and humorous treat for your Halloween bash or haunted house party! (2 fingers and 1 pack of liquid candy per bowl, 1 lb. Fat-free. $3.97' -- orientaltrading.com



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'Just press down on Big Barf's mouth to dispense either gross looking liquid candy or yummy candy balls and trigger an obnoxious electronic barfing sound. Display box contains 10 packs: 5 of Big Burp dispensers and 5 of Big Barf dispensers. -- candywarehouse.com$29.50



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'What's the next best thing to Candy Corn? Giant Candy Corn Krispies, of course. Plus they were a lot easier to make...no baking. I used Almond bark for the top coat. For the frosting, I bought one pkg of White Almond Bark and divided it into three (with a little more for the orange color). I chopped up each section so it would melt quicker in the microwave. Then mixed in the food coloring. I started with orange to make sure that I had enough. I made two batches of Rice Krispie Treats, and one pkg of Almond Bark was enough to cover all of them.' -- nobiggie.net



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'These edible babies were not made out of sperm and egg cell but through cake frosting. These are made with marzipan, an almond paste consisting primarily of sugar and ground almonds. Often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes.' --moolf.com
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