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Paul Curran
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Happiness Boy A:) thy name is You having sex with my decapitated body sex toy, 16
Tokyo, Japan
My presence is threat to your career relationship. It's what rich people do to avoid calamitous medical\legal situation. I want to do something where I utilize American military torture samurai experience. My paternal father is Swiss diplomat and envoy to Tokyo. Every year at Sakura time the Chamber of Commerce holds its yearly Haiku competition outside my window. I'm Hikikomori of phenomenon of reclusive adolescents seeking extreme isolation and confinement from a long time ago before computer touch screen. NOW let's go on forced drinking excursions in my bathroom. I want ritual DECAPITATION. Embalming is not customary in Japan, and storage facilities are generally inadequate. But I have biggest house near Tokyo Bay. For ages I want to witness. I remember going to a family relatives house, when I was little, n they were watching a movie, it looked like a 70s-80's B movie, the lady was laying in bed with a decapitated head, n than she starts to make out with it, n starts to move it down to her private area I CoME in my pajams!!!!!. I need to fuck in upright position with threatening to decapitate me . . . PLEASE HUNT ME DOWN AND DECAPITATE ME. I desperately want to see my head cut off, see myself die when you fucking me, it's a thrill for me to the sight of severed heads send chill up my spine, that's exactly the point, it's not supposed to be painless . . . In fact I don't want it to be painless, i want it to be REAL. A bloody judgment is needed for my years of great bitterness. I can ease my irritation when I'm holding a knife or spinning scissors like a pistol and WAITING FOR YOU TO DECAPITATE ME!!!!!!!!
Dicksize - VOODOO MAGICK SHOP BLACK MAGICK MASSIVE PENIS
Position - Tied up.
Kissing - This is the beginning of the game ...
Fucking - Make fuck and cut off head show body fuck dying body.
Oral - Fuck mouth dead.
Dirty - Forced toilet drinking.
Fisting - Dead body sex doll puppet.
S&M - Sacred Harakiri Experiments Seppuku fuck.
Fetish - DECAPITATION!!!
Client age - Young American Army.
Rate hour - Make SNUFF video ¥¥¥.
Rate night - Further Mutilations $$$.
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Michael Thomas Taren
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the original escort
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carpediembag, 18
Salt Lake City
I walk where I was walking
by the leaves
hehe hehe hehe
Here is
lips.
Dicksize L, cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking ok
Oral ok
Dirty ok
Fisting ok
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear, shirtless
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 1 dollar
Rate night .50 cents
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JPinochet
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Touchmeeeeeee, 19
London
I hope that the way I look puts money in my pocket.
I believe that there's a big future out there with a lot of beautiful things.
Or be turned into a full life dog with hypnosis someone said it possible.
Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Thomas Moronic
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JustFuckingSaveUs, 21
Wherever you say
those pictures aren’t us. To cut to the chase – we need money. I know it sounds obvious on this site but srsly we NEED £$£$£$ ASAP to SOS. I’m so fucking paranoid and stupid anyway – I check my boyfriend’s Twitter account incessantly – if he makes any new friends or starts following someone I’ll probably need to know within the half hour because I know how many are on there and check so much that my phone needs charging at least twice a day (srsly while im here does anyone have any tips on how to lengthen the battery length on an iphone? There are two of us and my boyfriend is totally down to do whatever the same as me but im the one running the account because I wouldn’t be able to handle the fact that he was talking to other guys on here in case he wanted to arrange something on his own and itd fuck me up more than I already am which neither of us need right now srsly WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!! We owe this old guy money because he pretty much thinks hes married to me, but its only a civil partnership and I only did it because I figured at the time (a year ago) that no one else was ever going to want me so I might as well be with someone, right??so now we’re stuck because I met my boyfriend and fell in love and we need money so we can get away and marry each other. So yeah, I’m insecure but so long as im there and I can visualize the future that we both want then I suppose I’ll be able to manage the situation and yes we’re desperate so we’ll do anything and everything and travel anywhere you want us, but try not to be too much of dick about that stuff.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Yes
Oral Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Fetish Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour Ask
Rate night Ask
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Lee
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adventures*in*wonderland, 21
Prague
hi hi hi
This is a plan you like the small hole and pain fast leg broken shoulder and a broken shoulder and fire on a donkey head on fire and broken legs and half as you do? My lower back and belly are flexible. To cut is good and it will not tell me. I’m dead ass is the best ice cream you eat and waste. do not want to get lost down to my tight little rabbit hole?
eat, we, you and believe in you. I'll scream as wildlife. Do you want it, you find that hard to believe.
Dicksize M
Position
Kissing Yes
Fucking Yes
Oral Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Fetish
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RobertKJ
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millionaireteen, 22
Kansas City
Your most intellectual companion in town is just a phone call away.
I graduated from business college and pursued master in social development studies and have been pursuing social development career ever since. During the day, I put loyalty on the cause I believe in, through my humanitarian work.
On bed, I'll satisfy you by making your sexual fantasy reality
Outside bed, I'll satisfy you by having cerebral topic we can converse on.
I believe in a motto that says "If the world is a book, I don't wanna stop reading."
When I'm not working or on your bed, I'd probably be:
(a) improving my mixing (turntable) skill;
(b) enriching my graphic design portfolio
(c) reading a non-fiction book
Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Most likely
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty I'm not sure what this means
Fisting Mmmmm, probably not
Fetish Your well being
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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DC
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James, 16
Boise
Hi Dad, surprise, it's your son Jeff.
I know you're a member of this site.
You left your computer unlocked and I looked at everything.
I read the messages you sent to prostitutes on this site.
I saw the folder of pictures of my friend James and the fantasies you have about him.
He's 16 and you know that.
I think you're sick but I'm sick too in a different way.
I have a deal for you.
I won't tell anyone and I'll help you do what you want with James.
I'll tell James if he tells anyone I'll kill him.
He knows if I said that, I would.
But you have to buy me a car, you know the one I want.
If you don't trust James and want me to kill him it'll cost 20,000 $.
Dicksize No idea
Position Victim
Kissing Sounds like it
Bottom?
Oral Versatile?
Dirty Maybe if you choose the 20,000 $ option
Fisting Same story as Dirty
S&M Once again
Client age 46
Rate hour Car
Rate night Car
Rate forever 20,000 $
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Schlix
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BeastfromtheEast, 19
Berlin
I am boy from East Berlin, I like Hip Hop and drinking.
If I am hard drunk you can do everything with me and my ass.
Age is not a problem if you are cool guy.
Dicksize M, Cut
Position More Bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Sneakers & Socks
Client age Users between 18 and 99
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros
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Bill
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Sweet Basket, 99
Avignon
Boy walk in the forest in order to provide cake and wine to sickly grandmother . You want to eat the food basket and boy's ass .
In the meantime, you will benefit entry and grandmother's house, swallowed the whole of the grandmother , waiting for the boy , you disguised as a grandma .
When the boy arrives , he notices that it seems very strange to his grandmother . You jump out of bed at that time , too pointed to swallow him . You will remember how you disappear into my ass.
Dicksize XL
Position in the forest
Kissing ask
Fucking yes
Oral yes
Dirty ask
Fisting yes
S&M yes
Fetish wolves
Client age to 50
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Dom Lyne
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saint_sebastian, 18
Rome, Italy
I want you to use me, inflict me with pain and fuck me raw. Breed my hole whilst you smash up my face or abuse my body. I want you to crucify me, cut me, make me bleed. Treat me like a piece of meat. Fuck my virgin asshole. Destroy my beauty, make me ugly. Scars are beautiful things.
Dicksize: M, uncut
Position: Bottom
Kissing: Yes
Fucking: Bottom
Oral: Versatile
Dirty: Yes
Fisting: Will consider, bottom
S&M: Yes
Fetish: Auto-asphyxiation, role play, verbal/gob, watersports, spanking
Client age: 30 - 70
Rate hour: 100 euros
Rate night: 500 euros (anything goes)
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Kyler
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Justin, 17
London
I may look younger but I've reached the time
Where life is fun and sex sublime!
If you pick up the phone I can guarantee
A fabulous time, just you and me
Dicksize: 10
Position: versatile
Kissing: Yes!
Fucking: No!
Oral: yes
Dirty: no
Fisting: no
S&M: maybe a little
Fetish: sex with smoking
Client age: 15-47
Rate hour: 160/hour
Rate night: same
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PrinterH
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frozensmile, 20
Crimea
If you like to know what is fun ,write me . We csn enjoy talk,drink in bar and Debil time in bed. What uylooke to know ,lpease tru to aks me i will reply all what i can.
Dicksize XXXXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Your money
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 150 Dollars
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Sypha
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BrainSaladSurgery27, 19
Moose Factory, Ontario
"Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order…-The Book of Uterus 1:5"
I'm mainly into older guys who look like Peter "Sleazy" Christopherson. My favorite colors are yellow and black.
Dicksize: M, cut
Position: passive
Kissing: Yes
Fucking:
Oral: Versatile
Dirty: No
Fisting: No
S&M: -
Fetish: jockstraps
Client Age: no restrictions
Rate hour: ask
Rate night: ask
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Julie
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nolimitasshole, 21
Berlin
you wanna fuck slut asshole ok, i wait blindfolded , i dont see you you dont see me, no limis no blabla you look for one hole, ok its here
Dicksize No importance, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Wow
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish My hole
Client age Legal
Rate hour 30 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros
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Keaton
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Johnson, 20
St. Louis, MS
Dicksize l
Position vers
Kissing some
Fucking no entry
Oral no entry
Dirty yes
Fisting no
S&M yes
Fetish shoestrings, candy, shit, dildos/dongs, ball torture, black, old
Client age no limit
Rate hour 200
Rate night 1000
Hey, I'm Johnson. I'm a nice guy, easy peasy. Bring me some candy and let's have some fun. I'm a little bit wild, let me be your fantasy. HMU 999-999-9999
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Daniel Portland
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angelforever, 23
Berlin
An angel looking to get fucked hard
Dicksize S, uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom only
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 euro
Rate night 1,000 euro
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Chris Dankland
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takeittothehead, 20
stockholm
im a #sadboy
my eyes closed cos the world got nohting 2 look at
lookin 4 some1 that will give me drugs & probe me like a alien
delte my brain
im hot as fuck jus look at me
my fantasy 2b captured by a spaceship & get brain get sucked out & b a sadboy gangbang slave 4 aliens far away from & don come back aggain
aliens have long sexy slippery fingers
i want 2 get v fucked up don message unles u got good drugs
i don drink liqor makes me sick
i like kush molly xanax mushrooms pilz
u can give me pilz & fuk me when im half sleep thats good
i don want my head no more
if u have cough syrup ill b a good slave 4u, i want syrup
holla at ya boy
Dicksize L, uncut
Position bottom
Kissing sure
Fucking yes
Oral yes
Dirty sure
Fisting yes
S&M yes
Fetish alien probe
Client age no restrictions
Rate hour drugs
Rate night drugs
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Patrik
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Kiss-my-lips, 18
San Diego
Hii my name is Joshua :D And I'm only here to make friends with other escorts :D I will only talk to you if you look like a decent person Not some whore I mean person with some of your body parts out Or a douche fag I mean guy without a shirt trying to look all badass and Trying to impress people, my first words to you will Be "FUCK OFF" Another thing I hate people that come out of no where and say "hey you're cute i want to fuck you" or "hey you're hot i should fuck you" NO FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT YOU ONLY WANT TO FUCK ME JUST FOR MY LOOKS! YOU ONLY JUDGE THE COVER, And I am not here to flirt or do weird shit! Now sense that out of the way here the time where you'll get to know me, I am more into reality and I can see how society works and I can definitely tell who people are by their first move :) No I am not emo I don't like emo bands or music or death core or post hardcore, I really don't like shit like that. I hate all that shit! (its just the hair ;-;)nor i classify myself as anything (NO LABELS NO FUCKS GIVEN) I also have a boyfriend that I love so much that I would give up the world for him, his name is xXMagicDolphinXx and I hope to be with him forever and always..... Any ways.. I love making new escort friends and making Best escort friends :D well I'm getting lazy now.... So yea... HI ^~^ P.S if you are around my age, not some creepy old fuck,we should talk and chill sometimes :D I need new escort friends and people to bare my soul with and to talk to ;-; (NO WEIRD OLD PEOPLE YOU FUCKS!)
Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Restricted
Rate hour No
Rate night No
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Rewritedept
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ShimmyShimmyYa, 19.
ooh, baby, i like it raw. do you?
here to offer the best service around. if you want to fuck me, tie me up, piss on me. do it. do it all and more. confine me to a box. whips and chains and leather.
venus as a boy in black leather.
you want it, i'll do it. boyfriend experience extra.
dicksize: s, cut.
position: versatile.
kissing: versatile.
fucking: bottom only.
oral: versatile.
dirty: versatile.
fisting: versatile.
s&m: bottom only.
fetish: versatile.
client age: 25-65.
rate/hour: $100.
rate/night: $500.
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_Black_Acrylic
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Le Chat Noir, 34
Dundee
I am but a space, a void, an abyss. Oh please, I just need someone to fill this emptiness with feelings for a second. You see, that way I can pretend I exist. I’ll be whatever you want me to be and I’ll play whatever role you like. I'm begging you, please give meaning to the empty chasm that yawns inside me. No time wasters.
Dicksize S,M,L or XL
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Flexible
Oral Easy
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M No entry
Fetish Negotiable
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Schoolboyerrors
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Secondskin, 23
Brest
Fuck in me as if in a dream. Layer me over pinned and snapped and buckled. I love you, Johnny. You know I miss you.
Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather
Client age Users under 50
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Misanthrope
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BITTERPILLSWALLOWYOU
Madrid
when i have eight years pet cricket die. i lose all hope and love start selling my ass. i do everything with everyone age no matter. but no fuck me i fuck you. FUCK YOU! lol
first client say don’t flush i eat your shit. he eat his breath smell like turds. i kiss him and taste my own insides. SHITEATER! lol
i split asshole like red sea. call me MOSES! but not jew. lol
dont cum in my farts. i fart in your cum. RIPPPZZZZZZZ! lol
must have money and balls. i like balls. and chin music. Lol
anyone guess my cricket name get free hummer. HMMMMMMMMMMMM. lol
Dicksize: XXS (micro)
Position: All
Kissing: Yes
Fucking: Yes
Oral: Yes
Dirty: Yes
Fisting: Yes
S&M: Yes
Fetish: Yes
Client age: All
Rate hour: $400
Rate night: $4,000
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Flit
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PaleDriver, 19
Boston
I DONT FUCKEN CARE
I'll you fuck you anywhere you want
on the steps of your Victorian brownstone bend ya straight over that
cast iron railing with your face sniffing up the appropriate terrarium
box. Fuckin Greek Revival right right.
I'ld fuck you on mahogany table of your faggoty gastropub wedged
between the Wagyu sliders and blue fin fish sticks with pork belly
fuckin jam. I would fuck you in front your former "top" husband whos
gone as soft as his dusty highlights and Pinot grigio brunch with the
rinse girls.
I wont shave off my body hair or get a fuckin jackass tan! I am not
your twink or boy.
Unless your offering me a vacation, I don't care if your the owner of
the premier gay traveling agency or your bed and breakfast in p-town.
If you dont call me you wont run into me. I wont be shopping at the
SoWa open market. I wont be skimming around in bike shorts at Club
Cafe or scumming up a last resort at the Eagle. I fuckin hate eagels.
I dont want to break into your world.
Dicksize 8
Position top
Kissing nah
Fucking top only
Oral nah
Dirty never
Fisting nah
S&M you want to be hit?
Fetish nah
Client age money
Rate hour ask
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David&Daniel
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doIknowYou?, 22
Bergen
I wonder how many people honestly check out this section and don't just look at the pictures. It's difficult to believe anyone has any depth anymore.
Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
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p.s. Hey. Thar she blows. Thanks a lot to all of the contributors. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Very thankfully, we finally found our location yesterday, and it's kind of ideal, so now we're down to preparatory details, all seemingly doable if still a lot to do. Someone I know snuck into Spreepark without a hitch about two weeks ago. Crinkley Bottom: maybe the consummate English title or something. So weird to me, I who know nothing about how the atmosphere works, that you're roasting and we're wet and shivering, but, on second thought, why would that be weird? Any break in the heat yet or due? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, I saw that on the news. Horrible, and I hope it's true that most of the building was saved. I haven't checked this morning for the updates yet, but still, in any case, really awful. Your website is looking great, man. A beauty. ** Kier, Hi, Kier. Oh, I know, Zac and I were sorely disappointed that the giant figure at Kongenparken was gone. It was still pictured in the map they gave you at the entrance, so we were looking for it for ages. We got the Goth shirt, and we bought a sort of Goth-meets-Emo wig, and today we'll decide how far we want to go on the outfit. I think we might stay subtle-ish and let him just wear black jeans and a couple of fake lip piercings. The shirt is kind of dumb fetish-y in a good way maybe. We don't want him to be hardcore Goth. In the film, it's more like something he puts on to control his emotions and keep them hidden and in check than an attitude that he's super committed to. I hate when doing good gets you criminalized by people who are too lazy to think about you carefully or whatever. Anything fun panned for your weekend? I'll be busy with you-know-what, but it'll also be the closest to a 'calm before the storm' because next week is going to be totally crazy. ** Cobaltfram, Hi. Cool, your article is up. I'll, of course, get to read it later on. Everyone, d.l. Cobaltfram, better known outside the confines of this places as the fine writer John Fram, has a new article up on The Billfold. It's been a while since the world has gotten the pleasure of his non-fiction, and, for that reason, and more for the reason that it's undoubtedly excellent, why don't you click this and go read it over the weekend, eh? It's called 'My Quest for an Introductory Understanding of Modern Economic Theory'. Oh, yeah, that abandoned mall: I saw it in my search for things for that post, and I almost changed the thematic into an abandoned malls post, which I may still do. I mean 'do' an a.m. post, not go back and change the a.t.p. post. My novel is getting more back-burnered than I like by the film project, but I'm working on it and thinking about it developmentally every day. The film is going amazingly. Everything is falling into place. A week from today we'll be finishing the shooting of the first scene. Crazy. Cool. You're brave to send the first bit of your novel to your agent. I mean, I know that approach is not unusual, I just would never do that 'cos I'm too over-sensitive when I'm in a novel-in-progress's midst. I hope the reaction is really favorable. It sounds great. Yeah, I read 'JR'. I think absolutely amazing. I don't remember thinking it felt too long, but I read it way back in my 20s, so ... Have a blast in NYC if I somehow don't get to interact with you before you leave. I'm out of it on what's going on there art-wise or anything-wise 'cos of film madness. I would check the listings on the Artforum site. They're usually good and helpful. ** David Ehrentein, That's so true. ** Quentin S. Crisp, Greetings, sir! What an excellent soundtrack choice. I'm going to hit that and slide my cursor up and down the post in a little bit. I hope you're doing great, and thank you a lot for entering and gifting! ** Sypha, Hi, James. No, you didn't tell me. Well, that's good news, albeit with understandable leeriness around the edges. The allergies complaints from my US pals are very frequent right now, so I bet they're probably the culprit, yeah. Cool that the Current 93 book is out. I'll see if I can find it. I think I know where I can. Everybody, Sypha aka literary maestro James Champagne has a story in a new book called 'Mighty in Sorrow: A Tribute to David Tibet & Current 93', which is described by its publisher as 'a literary tribute to a true visionary. David Tibet has been a poet, artist, and musician for over 30 years and has influenced countless other musicians, artists, and authors. In this anthology, those who have been influenced by Tibet and Current 93 try to repay this debt in literary form.'Here's the link to its spot on Amazon if you want to learn more about it or score it or anything. Fingers very complicatedly crossed that Rebel Satori knows which side their bread is buttered on. ** Chris Dankland, Thanks a lot, Chris. And for propping it on Alt Lit Gossip. The post and I are honored. Being on ALG is always like walking the red carpet at Cannes. Ha ha, Mr. Blobby, seriously. Only in the UK. Cool about that amusement park job you had. I always envied my friends growing up who took summer jobs at Disneyland, which was a very common way for LA teens, or for my LA teen friends at least, to have a useful summer, or maybe to satisfy their parents that their summers were useful. My pleasure, vis-a-vis the post and the Xiu Xiu turn-on, and thank you for the beautiful anecdote. Things are really good here, and I hope that same is true with you. Great weekend, Chris! ** Steevee, Yeah, I think hitting the upper echelons of the Top 40 isn't the achievement it was even ten years ago, but still. It looks good on the resume. I absolutely join you in not believing for a second that Daney would have liked 'Amelie'. That's absurd and kind of offensive and pandering or something. Weird. ** Keaton, Wow, that was quite an awesome fashion rundown. Thanks! You know your shit. That's crazy. If you were over here, I'd try to recruit for for little or no pay to consult on our film's fashions. Such as they are. Anyway, cool. You rule the roost, quite evidently. Excellent weekend! ** Derek McCormack, Derek! Hi, Derek! Wow, this is so cool! A Bill Tracy biography is such a great, great idea, isn't it? I wish I had the nonfiction chops and/or patience to learn non-fiction to the point where I could do more than run through the basics clunkily. What is that book called? The Netherlands spooky house one, I mean. I speak/understand a little Dutch, you know. Oh, if you want to go to a truly amazing theme park, one of the best I've ever visited, it's Efteling in the Netherlands. I really think you would be in hog heaven there, Derek. It's really beautiful. The goth shopping went okay, yeah. It was fun. How are you, my master and dear friend? What's going on, writing-wise? It's so great to see you! I miss you a bunch! Love, me. ** Misanthrope, They are sadness's epitome, pretty much. Hm, okay, I'll go list to 'Black', but, really, I will be completely shocked if I get its goodness. But I like being shocked in a controlled situation. Game on. ** les mots dans le nom, Well, hi. Yeah, I think my love of abandoned theme parks must be very unsurprising by this point. I like new ones too. Even more, really. I do like theme parks that are old enough to look borderline abandoned even when they're open. Heck, I've never met a theme park I didn't like, I don't think. Well, Legoland in Denmark kind of sucked, actually. No sweat on the gifts. Don't worry about it. I really appreciate the wish and gesture. The film project seems to be going very well, but it's going to be happening all summer, and there's a lot that could go wrong. So far, we've been very lucky. None of the characters in our film have any high-end fashion sense, and we're actually consciously avoiding making them look fashionable. Nice weekend to you! ** With that, I direct your attention upwards into the post that some of you guys made for us. So, do you want to hire any of yourselves? See you on Monday.
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Paul Curran
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Happiness Boy A:) thy name is You having sex with my decapitated body sex toy, 16
Tokyo, Japan
My presence is threat to your career relationship. It's what rich people do to avoid calamitous medical\legal situation. I want to do something where I utilize American military torture samurai experience. My paternal father is Swiss diplomat and envoy to Tokyo. Every year at Sakura time the Chamber of Commerce holds its yearly Haiku competition outside my window. I'm Hikikomori of phenomenon of reclusive adolescents seeking extreme isolation and confinement from a long time ago before computer touch screen. NOW let's go on forced drinking excursions in my bathroom. I want ritual DECAPITATION. Embalming is not customary in Japan, and storage facilities are generally inadequate. But I have biggest house near Tokyo Bay. For ages I want to witness. I remember going to a family relatives house, when I was little, n they were watching a movie, it looked like a 70s-80's B movie, the lady was laying in bed with a decapitated head, n than she starts to make out with it, n starts to move it down to her private area I CoME in my pajams!!!!!. I need to fuck in upright position with threatening to decapitate me . . . PLEASE HUNT ME DOWN AND DECAPITATE ME. I desperately want to see my head cut off, see myself die when you fucking me, it's a thrill for me to the sight of severed heads send chill up my spine, that's exactly the point, it's not supposed to be painless . . . In fact I don't want it to be painless, i want it to be REAL. A bloody judgment is needed for my years of great bitterness. I can ease my irritation when I'm holding a knife or spinning scissors like a pistol and WAITING FOR YOU TO DECAPITATE ME!!!!!!!!
Dicksize - VOODOO MAGICK SHOP BLACK MAGICK MASSIVE PENIS
Position - Tied up.
Kissing - This is the beginning of the game ...
Fucking - Make fuck and cut off head show body fuck dying body.
Oral - Fuck mouth dead.
Dirty - Forced toilet drinking.
Fisting - Dead body sex doll puppet.
S&M - Sacred Harakiri Experiments Seppuku fuck.
Fetish - DECAPITATION!!!
Client age - Young American Army.
Rate hour - Make SNUFF video ¥¥¥.
Rate night - Further Mutilations $$$.
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Michael Thomas Taren
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the original escort
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carpediembag, 18
Salt Lake City
I walk where I was walking
by the leaves
hehe hehe hehe
Here is
lips.
Dicksize L, cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking ok
Oral ok
Dirty ok
Fisting ok
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear, shirtless
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 1 dollar
Rate night .50 cents
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JPinochet
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Touchmeeeeeee, 19
London
I hope that the way I look puts money in my pocket.
I believe that there's a big future out there with a lot of beautiful things.
Or be turned into a full life dog with hypnosis someone said it possible.
Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Thomas Moronic
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JustFuckingSaveUs, 21
Wherever you say
those pictures aren’t us. To cut to the chase – we need money. I know it sounds obvious on this site but srsly we NEED £$£$£$ ASAP to SOS. I’m so fucking paranoid and stupid anyway – I check my boyfriend’s Twitter account incessantly – if he makes any new friends or starts following someone I’ll probably need to know within the half hour because I know how many are on there and check so much that my phone needs charging at least twice a day (srsly while im here does anyone have any tips on how to lengthen the battery length on an iphone? There are two of us and my boyfriend is totally down to do whatever the same as me but im the one running the account because I wouldn’t be able to handle the fact that he was talking to other guys on here in case he wanted to arrange something on his own and itd fuck me up more than I already am which neither of us need right now srsly WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!! We owe this old guy money because he pretty much thinks hes married to me, but its only a civil partnership and I only did it because I figured at the time (a year ago) that no one else was ever going to want me so I might as well be with someone, right??so now we’re stuck because I met my boyfriend and fell in love and we need money so we can get away and marry each other. So yeah, I’m insecure but so long as im there and I can visualize the future that we both want then I suppose I’ll be able to manage the situation and yes we’re desperate so we’ll do anything and everything and travel anywhere you want us, but try not to be too much of dick about that stuff.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Yes
Oral Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
Fetish Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour Ask
Rate night Ask
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Lee
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adventures*in*wonderland, 21
Prague
hi hi hi
This is a plan you like the small hole and pain fast leg broken shoulder and a broken shoulder and fire on a donkey head on fire and broken legs and half as you do? My lower back and belly are flexible. To cut is good and it will not tell me. I’m dead ass is the best ice cream you eat and waste. do not want to get lost down to my tight little rabbit hole?
eat, we, you and believe in you. I'll scream as wildlife. Do you want it, you find that hard to believe.
Dicksize M
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Kissing Yes
Fucking Yes
Oral Yes
Dirty Yes
Fisting Yes
S&M Yes
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RobertKJ
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millionaireteen, 22
Kansas City
Your most intellectual companion in town is just a phone call away.
I graduated from business college and pursued master in social development studies and have been pursuing social development career ever since. During the day, I put loyalty on the cause I believe in, through my humanitarian work.
On bed, I'll satisfy you by making your sexual fantasy reality
Outside bed, I'll satisfy you by having cerebral topic we can converse on.
I believe in a motto that says "If the world is a book, I don't wanna stop reading."
When I'm not working or on your bed, I'd probably be:
(a) improving my mixing (turntable) skill;
(b) enriching my graphic design portfolio
(c) reading a non-fiction book
Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Most likely
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty I'm not sure what this means
Fisting Mmmmm, probably not
Fetish Your well being
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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DC
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James, 16
Boise
Hi Dad, surprise, it's your son Jeff.
I know you're a member of this site.
You left your computer unlocked and I looked at everything.
I read the messages you sent to prostitutes on this site.
I saw the folder of pictures of my friend James and the fantasies you have about him.
He's 16 and you know that.
I think you're sick but I'm sick too in a different way.
I have a deal for you.
I won't tell anyone and I'll help you do what you want with James.
I'll tell James if he tells anyone I'll kill him.
He knows if I said that, I would.
But you have to buy me a car, you know the one I want.
If you don't trust James and want me to kill him it'll cost 20,000 $.
Dicksize No idea
Position Victim
Kissing Sounds like it
Bottom?
Oral Versatile?
Dirty Maybe if you choose the 20,000 $ option
Fisting Same story as Dirty
S&M Once again
Client age 46
Rate hour Car
Rate night Car
Rate forever 20,000 $
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Schlix
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BeastfromtheEast, 19
Berlin
I am boy from East Berlin, I like Hip Hop and drinking.
If I am hard drunk you can do everything with me and my ass.
Age is not a problem if you are cool guy.
Dicksize M, Cut
Position More Bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Sneakers & Socks
Client age Users between 18 and 99
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros
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Bill
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Sweet Basket, 99
Avignon
Boy walk in the forest in order to provide cake and wine to sickly grandmother . You want to eat the food basket and boy's ass .
In the meantime, you will benefit entry and grandmother's house, swallowed the whole of the grandmother , waiting for the boy , you disguised as a grandma .
When the boy arrives , he notices that it seems very strange to his grandmother . You jump out of bed at that time , too pointed to swallow him . You will remember how you disappear into my ass.
Dicksize XL
Position in the forest
Kissing ask
Fucking yes
Oral yes
Dirty ask
Fisting yes
S&M yes
Fetish wolves
Client age to 50
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Dom Lyne
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saint_sebastian, 18
Rome, Italy
I want you to use me, inflict me with pain and fuck me raw. Breed my hole whilst you smash up my face or abuse my body. I want you to crucify me, cut me, make me bleed. Treat me like a piece of meat. Fuck my virgin asshole. Destroy my beauty, make me ugly. Scars are beautiful things.
Dicksize: M, uncut
Position: Bottom
Kissing: Yes
Fucking: Bottom
Oral: Versatile
Dirty: Yes
Fisting: Will consider, bottom
S&M: Yes
Fetish: Auto-asphyxiation, role play, verbal/gob, watersports, spanking
Client age: 30 - 70
Rate hour: 100 euros
Rate night: 500 euros (anything goes)
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Kyler
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Justin, 17
London
I may look younger but I've reached the time
Where life is fun and sex sublime!
If you pick up the phone I can guarantee
A fabulous time, just you and me
Dicksize: 10
Position: versatile
Kissing: Yes!
Fucking: No!
Oral: yes
Dirty: no
Fisting: no
S&M: maybe a little
Fetish: sex with smoking
Client age: 15-47
Rate hour: 160/hour
Rate night: same
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PrinterH
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frozensmile, 20
Crimea
If you like to know what is fun ,write me . We csn enjoy talk,drink in bar and Debil time in bed. What uylooke to know ,lpease tru to aks me i will reply all what i can.
Dicksize XXXXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Your money
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 150 Dollars
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Sypha
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BrainSaladSurgery27, 19
Moose Factory, Ontario
"Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order…-The Book of Uterus 1:5"
I'm mainly into older guys who look like Peter "Sleazy" Christopherson. My favorite colors are yellow and black.
Dicksize: M, cut
Position: passive
Kissing: Yes
Fucking:
Oral: Versatile
Dirty: No
Fisting: No
S&M: -
Fetish: jockstraps
Client Age: no restrictions
Rate hour: ask
Rate night: ask
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Julie
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nolimitasshole, 21
Berlin
you wanna fuck slut asshole ok, i wait blindfolded , i dont see you you dont see me, no limis no blabla you look for one hole, ok its here
Dicksize No importance, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Wow
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish My hole
Client age Legal
Rate hour 30 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros
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Keaton
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Johnson, 20
St. Louis, MS
Dicksize l
Position vers
Kissing some
Fucking no entry
Oral no entry
Dirty yes
Fisting no
S&M yes
Fetish shoestrings, candy, shit, dildos/dongs, ball torture, black, old
Client age no limit
Rate hour 200
Rate night 1000
Hey, I'm Johnson. I'm a nice guy, easy peasy. Bring me some candy and let's have some fun. I'm a little bit wild, let me be your fantasy. HMU 999-999-9999
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Daniel Portland
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angelforever, 23
Berlin
An angel looking to get fucked hard
Dicksize S, uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom only
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 euro
Rate night 1,000 euro
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Chris Dankland
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takeittothehead, 20
stockholm
im a #sadboy
my eyes closed cos the world got nohting 2 look at
lookin 4 some1 that will give me drugs & probe me like a alien
delte my brain
im hot as fuck jus look at me
my fantasy 2b captured by a spaceship & get brain get sucked out & b a sadboy gangbang slave 4 aliens far away from & don come back aggain
aliens have long sexy slippery fingers
i want 2 get v fucked up don message unles u got good drugs
i don drink liqor makes me sick
i like kush molly xanax mushrooms pilz
u can give me pilz & fuk me when im half sleep thats good
i don want my head no more
if u have cough syrup ill b a good slave 4u, i want syrup
holla at ya boy
Dicksize L, uncut
Position bottom
Kissing sure
Fucking yes
Oral yes
Dirty sure
Fisting yes
S&M yes
Fetish alien probe
Client age no restrictions
Rate hour drugs
Rate night drugs
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Patrik
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Kiss-my-lips, 18
San Diego
Hii my name is Joshua :D And I'm only here to make friends with other escorts :D I will only talk to you if you look like a decent person Not some whore I mean person with some of your body parts out Or a douche fag I mean guy without a shirt trying to look all badass and Trying to impress people, my first words to you will Be "FUCK OFF" Another thing I hate people that come out of no where and say "hey you're cute i want to fuck you" or "hey you're hot i should fuck you" NO FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT YOU ONLY WANT TO FUCK ME JUST FOR MY LOOKS! YOU ONLY JUDGE THE COVER, And I am not here to flirt or do weird shit! Now sense that out of the way here the time where you'll get to know me, I am more into reality and I can see how society works and I can definitely tell who people are by their first move :) No I am not emo I don't like emo bands or music or death core or post hardcore, I really don't like shit like that. I hate all that shit! (its just the hair ;-;)nor i classify myself as anything (NO LABELS NO FUCKS GIVEN) I also have a boyfriend that I love so much that I would give up the world for him, his name is xXMagicDolphinXx and I hope to be with him forever and always..... Any ways.. I love making new escort friends and making Best escort friends :D well I'm getting lazy now.... So yea... HI ^~^ P.S if you are around my age, not some creepy old fuck,we should talk and chill sometimes :D I need new escort friends and people to bare my soul with and to talk to ;-; (NO WEIRD OLD PEOPLE YOU FUCKS!)
Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Restricted
Rate hour No
Rate night No
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Rewritedept
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ShimmyShimmyYa, 19.
ooh, baby, i like it raw. do you?
here to offer the best service around. if you want to fuck me, tie me up, piss on me. do it. do it all and more. confine me to a box. whips and chains and leather.
venus as a boy in black leather.
you want it, i'll do it. boyfriend experience extra.
dicksize: s, cut.
position: versatile.
kissing: versatile.
fucking: bottom only.
oral: versatile.
dirty: versatile.
fisting: versatile.
s&m: bottom only.
fetish: versatile.
client age: 25-65.
rate/hour: $100.
rate/night: $500.
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_Black_Acrylic
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Le Chat Noir, 34
Dundee
I am but a space, a void, an abyss. Oh please, I just need someone to fill this emptiness with feelings for a second. You see, that way I can pretend I exist. I’ll be whatever you want me to be and I’ll play whatever role you like. I'm begging you, please give meaning to the empty chasm that yawns inside me. No time wasters.
Dicksize S,M,L or XL
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Flexible
Oral Easy
Dirty Ask
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M No entry
Fetish Negotiable
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Schoolboyerrors
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Secondskin, 23
Brest
Fuck in me as if in a dream. Layer me over pinned and snapped and buckled. I love you, Johnny. You know I miss you.
Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather
Client age Users under 50
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Misanthrope
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BITTERPILLSWALLOWYOU
Madrid
when i have eight years pet cricket die. i lose all hope and love start selling my ass. i do everything with everyone age no matter. but no fuck me i fuck you. FUCK YOU! lol
first client say don’t flush i eat your shit. he eat his breath smell like turds. i kiss him and taste my own insides. SHITEATER! lol
i split asshole like red sea. call me MOSES! but not jew. lol
dont cum in my farts. i fart in your cum. RIPPPZZZZZZZ! lol
must have money and balls. i like balls. and chin music. Lol
anyone guess my cricket name get free hummer. HMMMMMMMMMMMM. lol
Dicksize: XXS (micro)
Position: All
Kissing: Yes
Fucking: Yes
Oral: Yes
Dirty: Yes
Fisting: Yes
S&M: Yes
Fetish: Yes
Client age: All
Rate hour: $400
Rate night: $4,000
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Flit
the assigned escort
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PaleDriver, 19
Boston
I DONT FUCKEN CARE
I'll you fuck you anywhere you want
on the steps of your Victorian brownstone bend ya straight over that
cast iron railing with your face sniffing up the appropriate terrarium
box. Fuckin Greek Revival right right.
I'ld fuck you on mahogany table of your faggoty gastropub wedged
between the Wagyu sliders and blue fin fish sticks with pork belly
fuckin jam. I would fuck you in front your former "top" husband whos
gone as soft as his dusty highlights and Pinot grigio brunch with the
rinse girls.
I wont shave off my body hair or get a fuckin jackass tan! I am not
your twink or boy.
Unless your offering me a vacation, I don't care if your the owner of
the premier gay traveling agency or your bed and breakfast in p-town.
If you dont call me you wont run into me. I wont be shopping at the
SoWa open market. I wont be skimming around in bike shorts at Club
Cafe or scumming up a last resort at the Eagle. I fuckin hate eagels.
I dont want to break into your world.
Dicksize 8
Position top
Kissing nah
Fucking top only
Oral nah
Dirty never
Fisting nah
S&M you want to be hit?
Fetish nah
Client age money
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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David&Daniel
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doIknowYou?, 22
Bergen
I wonder how many people honestly check out this section and don't just look at the pictures. It's difficult to believe anyone has any depth anymore.
Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
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p.s. Hey. Thar she blows. Thanks a lot to all of the contributors. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Very thankfully, we finally found our location yesterday, and it's kind of ideal, so now we're down to preparatory details, all seemingly doable if still a lot to do. Someone I know snuck into Spreepark without a hitch about two weeks ago. Crinkley Bottom: maybe the consummate English title or something. So weird to me, I who know nothing about how the atmosphere works, that you're roasting and we're wet and shivering, but, on second thought, why would that be weird? Any break in the heat yet or due? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, I saw that on the news. Horrible, and I hope it's true that most of the building was saved. I haven't checked this morning for the updates yet, but still, in any case, really awful. Your website is looking great, man. A beauty. ** Kier, Hi, Kier. Oh, I know, Zac and I were sorely disappointed that the giant figure at Kongenparken was gone. It was still pictured in the map they gave you at the entrance, so we were looking for it for ages. We got the Goth shirt, and we bought a sort of Goth-meets-Emo wig, and today we'll decide how far we want to go on the outfit. I think we might stay subtle-ish and let him just wear black jeans and a couple of fake lip piercings. The shirt is kind of dumb fetish-y in a good way maybe. We don't want him to be hardcore Goth. In the film, it's more like something he puts on to control his emotions and keep them hidden and in check than an attitude that he's super committed to. I hate when doing good gets you criminalized by people who are too lazy to think about you carefully or whatever. Anything fun panned for your weekend? I'll be busy with you-know-what, but it'll also be the closest to a 'calm before the storm' because next week is going to be totally crazy. ** Cobaltfram, Hi. Cool, your article is up. I'll, of course, get to read it later on. Everyone, d.l. Cobaltfram, better known outside the confines of this places as the fine writer John Fram, has a new article up on The Billfold. It's been a while since the world has gotten the pleasure of his non-fiction, and, for that reason, and more for the reason that it's undoubtedly excellent, why don't you click this and go read it over the weekend, eh? It's called 'My Quest for an Introductory Understanding of Modern Economic Theory'. Oh, yeah, that abandoned mall: I saw it in my search for things for that post, and I almost changed the thematic into an abandoned malls post, which I may still do. I mean 'do' an a.m. post, not go back and change the a.t.p. post. My novel is getting more back-burnered than I like by the film project, but I'm working on it and thinking about it developmentally every day. The film is going amazingly. Everything is falling into place. A week from today we'll be finishing the shooting of the first scene. Crazy. Cool. You're brave to send the first bit of your novel to your agent. I mean, I know that approach is not unusual, I just would never do that 'cos I'm too over-sensitive when I'm in a novel-in-progress's midst. I hope the reaction is really favorable. It sounds great. Yeah, I read 'JR'. I think absolutely amazing. I don't remember thinking it felt too long, but I read it way back in my 20s, so ... Have a blast in NYC if I somehow don't get to interact with you before you leave. I'm out of it on what's going on there art-wise or anything-wise 'cos of film madness. I would check the listings on the Artforum site. They're usually good and helpful. ** David Ehrentein, That's so true. ** Quentin S. Crisp, Greetings, sir! What an excellent soundtrack choice. I'm going to hit that and slide my cursor up and down the post in a little bit. I hope you're doing great, and thank you a lot for entering and gifting! ** Sypha, Hi, James. No, you didn't tell me. Well, that's good news, albeit with understandable leeriness around the edges. The allergies complaints from my US pals are very frequent right now, so I bet they're probably the culprit, yeah. Cool that the Current 93 book is out. I'll see if I can find it. I think I know where I can. Everybody, Sypha aka literary maestro James Champagne has a story in a new book called 'Mighty in Sorrow: A Tribute to David Tibet & Current 93', which is described by its publisher as 'a literary tribute to a true visionary. David Tibet has been a poet, artist, and musician for over 30 years and has influenced countless other musicians, artists, and authors. In this anthology, those who have been influenced by Tibet and Current 93 try to repay this debt in literary form.'Here's the link to its spot on Amazon if you want to learn more about it or score it or anything. Fingers very complicatedly crossed that Rebel Satori knows which side their bread is buttered on. ** Chris Dankland, Thanks a lot, Chris. And for propping it on Alt Lit Gossip. The post and I are honored. Being on ALG is always like walking the red carpet at Cannes. Ha ha, Mr. Blobby, seriously. Only in the UK. Cool about that amusement park job you had. I always envied my friends growing up who took summer jobs at Disneyland, which was a very common way for LA teens, or for my LA teen friends at least, to have a useful summer, or maybe to satisfy their parents that their summers were useful. My pleasure, vis-a-vis the post and the Xiu Xiu turn-on, and thank you for the beautiful anecdote. Things are really good here, and I hope that same is true with you. Great weekend, Chris! ** Steevee, Yeah, I think hitting the upper echelons of the Top 40 isn't the achievement it was even ten years ago, but still. It looks good on the resume. I absolutely join you in not believing for a second that Daney would have liked 'Amelie'. That's absurd and kind of offensive and pandering or something. Weird. ** Keaton, Wow, that was quite an awesome fashion rundown. Thanks! You know your shit. That's crazy. If you were over here, I'd try to recruit for for little or no pay to consult on our film's fashions. Such as they are. Anyway, cool. You rule the roost, quite evidently. Excellent weekend! ** Derek McCormack, Derek! Hi, Derek! Wow, this is so cool! A Bill Tracy biography is such a great, great idea, isn't it? I wish I had the nonfiction chops and/or patience to learn non-fiction to the point where I could do more than run through the basics clunkily. What is that book called? The Netherlands spooky house one, I mean. I speak/understand a little Dutch, you know. Oh, if you want to go to a truly amazing theme park, one of the best I've ever visited, it's Efteling in the Netherlands. I really think you would be in hog heaven there, Derek. It's really beautiful. The goth shopping went okay, yeah. It was fun. How are you, my master and dear friend? What's going on, writing-wise? It's so great to see you! I miss you a bunch! Love, me. ** Misanthrope, They are sadness's epitome, pretty much. Hm, okay, I'll go list to 'Black', but, really, I will be completely shocked if I get its goodness. But I like being shocked in a controlled situation. Game on. ** les mots dans le nom, Well, hi. Yeah, I think my love of abandoned theme parks must be very unsurprising by this point. I like new ones too. Even more, really. I do like theme parks that are old enough to look borderline abandoned even when they're open. Heck, I've never met a theme park I didn't like, I don't think. Well, Legoland in Denmark kind of sucked, actually. No sweat on the gifts. Don't worry about it. I really appreciate the wish and gesture. The film project seems to be going very well, but it's going to be happening all summer, and there's a lot that could go wrong. So far, we've been very lucky. None of the characters in our film have any high-end fashion sense, and we're actually consciously avoiding making them look fashionable. Nice weekend to you! ** With that, I direct your attention upwards into the post that some of you guys made for us. So, do you want to hire any of yourselves? See you on Monday.