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blowmeharder, 19
Prague
I AM OFFERING THAT YOU CAN LICK ME, LOVE ME & EAT ME
Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 35 and 70
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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MyButt,19
Paris
My name Dziwka, I'm 19 and I live in Nancy, Lorraine.
I am here because I seek new customers in Paris and with a preference for the 3rd district.
This announcement obviously on a certain class of people, rich and cultural.
I was a model and now I want to do something more exciting.
I don't like when you waste my time so just give me your number, address and fuck me.
We are the imagination of ourselves.
Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 150 Euros
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Virginity_For_Sale, 18
Milan
I am a straight boy, 14 years old, looking to sell my virginity to a generous man that appreciates this. This would be a big change in my life and I want to live this experience. I never had sex with a man before (not even kissing) I ask and offer 100% honesty. My price is 1 million Euro. I made the photo with my own mobile.
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 1000000 Euros
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amphetamine, 21
Bucharest
im an sperm guy cause i like my cum out of my dick to relax my body and my brains allso to be prepare for the second hard fuck until you stop me or i make your cum or shit out of you, i was born to fuck a lot i enjoy more than eat i can not be with out fucking, that make me crazy if you came in bucharest you gonne see that.
Dicksize XXL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Lycra, Uniform, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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I-FUCK-YOU, 20
Munich
I love to spit on the face my client, slap Them, Their mouths and fuck ass holes, be mean, Fisting, love to pee on your face in your mouth, I don't give a fuck, but if you like to be strong I have compassion, and that is hard for me but no problem.
Guestbook of I-FUCK-YOU
Anonymous - 15.Feb.2015
i fucked him all night long and he only want 30
militarPT09 - 01.Jan.2015
I know I-FUCK-YOU for a few years and he is 1000% bottom I ever met. Let him organize his thoughts upon arrival and then his ass is a great value for your pig special.
Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age Users between 18 and 40
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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HiImDepressed, 19
Chelmsford
Hi, I'm depressed. I cry a lot. I like cutting myself and getting fucked by guys who don't give a fuck about me only because it gives a reason to cut myself. I've been told I'm hot when I cry ... I don't know. I don't give a fuck. We all have demons inside of us. I have to be listening to Death Metal when anyone fucks me. I'll wear headphones and turn the volume low, but you're still going to hear it.
Guestbook of HiImDepressed
BEST-TOP-XXL-TURK - 19.Feb.2015
nice and bery goo pasiv.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Black Metal
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros
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justhot19, 20
Geneva
I'm not looking for sex. Just someone with too much money. Pay and look at me guy. I'm looking hot. High and always cute, that's the way I like it.
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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BeautifulRil, 19
Berlin
I am one of the escorts who are on smoking-hot sex and is a polieshed well bred intellectual. I just want to get sucked real hard and be licked. I would like to get a hot oil massage before the real naughty fun begins. I wont do anything in return except hj. Comfortable with this? I possess great command over my languistic skills and expect sanity, so try not sound bickerish. Ping only if you have balls to PAY. Please don't sound irky. Ask for the 8" toy. Don't get emotional. I am an uncomplecated boy. I just like to cum in men's mouth. No type me if you want other things.
Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros
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andywhorehole, 22
Los Angeles
As life throws more and more responsibilities on top of me, I've been moving towards something I've known since my early teens - living up to the expectations of others is something I can't deal with anymore. It's time for a serious change.
I'm an extremely hardcore bottom escort looking for very long term "disappearance" of 5 years minimum.
To be honest with you, I don't WANT it, I NEED it.
Can you keep an escort in a 8 ft deep hole outdoors in my own shit and Piss?
Are you a mental power vampire who gets off on draining a boy's mind power, weakening his brain to the point of disabling it?
Can you abuse and use me until I stop functioning ... WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM WITH LAW, FAMILY, OR CORPOREL DAMAGE, YOU CAN NEVER GO TO FAR WITH ME, BECAUSE I AM A TOTAL GHOST, NOT EXIST ANYMORE?
24/7 date only as I'm looking to disappear for five years. The price for five years is $5,000 (SO CHEAP!) plus room and board. For four years or less, my price starts at $10,000.
HATE TALKING PREFER GET MORE BUISNESS!
Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Passive
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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BossAssBitch, 18
Thunder Bay
Basically, my name is Matthew and I am a gay teen with behavioral problems and dropped out of high school as a 10th grader and ran away from my parents with friends I met on instant messenger.
Since then I like having sex but i much prefer shower sex n stuff like that I live in Thunder Bay.
Things that there isn't enough money in the world to get me to do are brown, bareback, boys under 4 yrs old, men under 4 feet tall.
Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Skater818, 20
San Fernando
GIRLS ARE FOR FRIENDSHIP, BOYS ARE FOR FUCK!!!
This is what I believe in....I had been cruising around this site, and found that People seek sex sex and sex....No emotions..
So I am done with it, and Here comes the NEW ME...
LET ME GET YOU STARTED.....SUCK,FUCK AND FUCK....
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 150 Dollars
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blondsexdream, 18
London
i have just 2 small things to say it about me 1 i can come to a coffee compagnie 2 i dont work with xxx
SO DON'T GO ANY OTHER PLACES
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Pounds
Rate night ask
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Sunny-Bo795, 20
Bucharest
I HAVE SO MANY DIFFICULTIES IN LIFE
I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START
THATS WHY I DECIDED TO BE AN ESCORT JUST TO SURVIVE
JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO EARN, INVEST, BUT I KNOW BY DOING THIS AS AN ESCORT IS RISKY AND NOT ENOUGH TO EARN..
I BELIEVE NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF SITE IS THIS, THERE IS STILL A GOOD SAMARITAN HERE WHO CAN HELP ME AND ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM..
IM YOUNGER THAN 20 BTW..
Guestbook of Sunny-Bo795
PARADISEBOY - 20.Feb.2015
this boy is a registrate citizen from holland
i can make a international warrend order i i know the police in romania is corrupt but in holland not
the state of holland is gonna try to find here own people and alin bucur is one of them
PARADISEBOY - 20.Feb.2015
my son alin is not gay
let him free or i call the police
Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Skater, Rubber, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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YourDope, 20
Lisbon
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
About me: Im very very very very cute {thats what people say}, a little introverd, a little talkative, quite kiddish, quite mature, quite ziddi, quite understandin....
Thatzzzz how i m .....
I want to make frnzzz in every corner of world...
I m loOkin for: Educated,tall & caringggg guyssss....
LoOks does matter but wat matter most is I love guyzzz in shortssssssss(yummie)
About pics: i m not photogenic, i look better than my picsssss.....
So dont releive on 'em.....
Try MEEEEEEEEEE or REGRETZZZZZZZZ.......
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Underwear, Skins & Punks, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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4truckersONLY, 18
Atlanta
Love a trucker, would love to be taken on a paid ride with a trucker to be used as a toy, temporary or permanent, either one.
Like the idea of being taken from my home, thrown into the cabin of a truck, then stored away, only being pulled out to be used by my trucker client.
Or being forced to give road head for hours on end.
I want to be hired by a trucker, be "owned" by a trucker, be used by a trucker.
Either way, I wan't to get laid by a trucker.
Don't have much of a life as of right now, so am up to any period of hiring.
I know this sounds strange, a tall order, and almost psychotic, but it is what gets me off.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 75 Dollars
Rate night 250 Dollars
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Agreed, 18
Minhen
If you are seeking for a model looking joke I'm proudly not your type. I just sign up here being a callboy, coz i need an extra income. That's all, no attachment of feeling ok?!
My name is Max, and im only got 18. Im really tall, really skinny boy ready to make true any your bad wishes.
I love human being and respect them from the bottom of my heart. I can lick human being from the toe to the top of your head that passes through your sensitive parts that bring your body to a different level.
Im in Serbia, finishing school this summer, so I want to come to Germany, to live, work. Yea, I know how dangerous this way to find someone is.
Sooo, I need some kind of sugar daddy, I guess, you need to be ritch...
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros
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anything_happen, 23
Nyíregyháza
An interesting guy only for you. Smart, slightly egocentric (of course), caring (can be _Only_For_You), aspiring student cosmetologist and architect at some point, and a sexaddicted bottom that can't control my own desire.
I have been my town's jailbait slut queen bee for 5 years but now my addiction is out of control.
Please, only guys with bank account with min. 0000, 00000, or preferably 000 000 (in front of the comma) :-) Still, I am serious.
Although 1.000 euro dates are not absolutely impossible, I am looking for something more rewarding.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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My_life_my_rules, 20
Ciudad de Panamá
¥•/•/•|BODY STATUS|•/•/•¥ ::
/Age 20 Years/ ••¿ /Height 5-9/ ••¿ /Weight - 55kgs/ ••¿
/Color Reddish brown/ ••¿ /Slim lad in d city/ ••¿ /When I'm new 2PR I measured my cock tht time 7Inch while I f**k ppl says itz 8Inch/ :-)
¿¿¿\•\•¥•\•\Sexual Enjoyment/••/•¥•/•/¿¿¿
I'll start by asking you to lay only with Ur Inner wear on your front, or what Comforts you best. I'll give u a CHOCOLATE just have it in mouth & keep tasting it.
«««•$••NOTE••$•»»»
*** LIP KISS & SUCKKING cannot be done with all even if u pay CRORES ***
• Only to FUCK you - Duration 45 Minutes to 1 hour - Charges 3350/-
• If you Wanna fuck me - 5000/-
• For Both - 5000/-
• Wild Sex: I do Use Candle Vax, Belt, Hands, Legs, bad words, stick, ties you on bed & harasses as Young master & let's you cry but u loves it at d End.
• Romantic Sex: For Hunks & Choosy only ~> I hv my style which makes u to feel ~> You r enough for me.
• I know my Tiger Stamina_power when I use it for u, u have to pay me to Re-Strength myself & for Special lotions to use for úr Ass hole to let yourself possess Pleasure instead f pain while I fuck u hard/Soft.
¥$¥***¥***¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿•••¥•••***¥***¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿•••¥•••¥$¥
Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars
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fuckedboy, 22
Munich
may look mean but i am actually very beautiful dream man in the world.
i do not like bullshit.
insatiable, totally no frills and very thirsty.
do you like big muscles?
do you want to see my biceps and my chest big and veins?
give me a sign if you want to see what a fucking good crazy fuck is.
whatever i do i do it from my heart.
good ass ... will make you fly.
looking for the usual, specifically, and without going into our lives.
you are smart man.
show up with HEAVY POCKETS.
Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 60 Euros
Rate night ask
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IuWANT, 25
London
A very sweet tasting ass belonging to a Soccer Player from Italy and very new to London. He was very surprised the first time he had a tongue creep up his behind. Boy did he let out a squeal. He was new in that environment but he liked it terribly. Not familiar with fucking so he's just doing tasting parties at the moment.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Pounds
Rate night 700 Pounds
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GefallenerEngelEs, 18
Stuttgart
My name is Rudy. I'm 18, born in November 1996 in Epernay, Marne, Champagne-Ardenne, France. Look what follows and it is all good.
When I entered kindergarten, I was presented as the fairest and the best school my class. It always came to fight with the others. I was lonely and wanted to be a geologist or engineer at that time. So I have lived, but also with the absence of my biological father, and the everyday violence of my mother and father. Strangely, I have often thought of suicide. I've lived in a deadly environment: A village of 1500 inhabitants, of which I only saw 100 I think, with violent parents, and everyday school bullying, under which still suffer my relationships with others.
In the 10th grade, the bullying thing has done about in part: In France, the school begins here and ends in the 12th grade. At the time, I did "so excellent and unusual knowledge of German for a small Frenchman from a no Germans environment" made me free from the others due to my odd.
In the 11th grade, the school psychologist, family doctor, my whole family and the home for children with behavioral difficulties, where they are me half leave 1 year and in depression discovered that I have a much higher IQ and a very special person have.
April 2014 I leave, unhappy, sad and angry, the home that has helped to destroy my soul. I am going black to Paris by train, with the hope that my life will improve. There I discover the kinky gay world. So I discover what happens when you have a lot of freedom to a minority in society, as they will suffer, and bad acting. I have been there, seen with 17 things that will never be seen in a life.
September 2014, without the help of the French State and without the help of my parents, I said to France Holy fuck off. So I went by train to Stuttgart, black of course. One good thing is that my parents had to pay the fare increase, because I was underage.
I'm looking for an apartment, a room, something that belongs to me. I'm looking for a job time (TZ-HA) in a bar, for example. Have gathered experience in the cinema industry. I am not looking for sex date, no TG, but I have € 80 on the bench and therefore can not reject it ... I'm looking for a pretty well-built understanding partner.
Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Underthevolcano, 20
Gdańsk
It turns me on to have a old, naked man blow me and fuck me and other shit and feel myself feel dread of how powerless I am not to become a old, gross man like him doing that to some boy like me someday. That's not a very sexy turn-on, I know, but do you want to take advantage?
Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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p.s. Hey. So, next week I'm going to very crunched working with Zac, a.o. to get our film finished in time to submit it to the Cannes Film Festival by the Saturday deadline. This will definitely hamper the blog, and here is how I know that hampering will play out at this point. On Monday, Tuesday, and possibly Wednesday, we'll be doing the sound mix starting early in the morning, so there won't be p.s.es on Monday and Tuesday and maybe, not sure yet, on Wednesday too if the sound mixing requires a third day. After that, we'll be doing the color correction and finalizing the special effects. At the moment, I think I should be able to do the p.s. during that time, but I'll let you know as soon as the plans cement. There will definitely be two or three rerun posts during the next week because my post-making time has been severely reduced of late, and that time will drop to zero starting on Monday. I apologize, but, when/if you eventually see our film, hopefully you'll agree that the temporary blog damage will have been worth it. Okay. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. A scary Jerry Mahoney is a very scary image. ** Bill, Hi. Mm, whimsical, ha ha? So far, the searching is a bit more of a nail biter, but I think if a camera crew were following me around, viewer whimsy might ensue, it's true. Sweet score on the Kim Ki-Duk front! I guess I'm glad you're honking less. No, of course I'm glad, but, just like my apartment hunting, there's something whimsical about the image of you honking. I think it's probably just the word honk. What a complicatedly dumb adjective/noun that is. Great weekend! ** Sypha, Ligotti writes about ventriloquist dummies? I should alert Gisele. ** Etc etc etc, Oh, thank you. I can't wait to read the entirety! Oh, yeah, Cronenberg wrote a novel. I'm scared of that. I'm always initially scared of other genre writers' forays into the novel. It can work out, though, I guess. I liked Harmony Korine's novel. Have a sweet Saturday and even or even especially even sweet Sunday. ** White tiger, Hey, hey, Math! I saw your thing in my box this morning! It's gorgeous. God, thank you! I'll put it up here on next Saturday, the 21st! Sweet, awesome! Dude, that's so cool that you're a transboy! And you're in LA! Lots of greatness from you, wow! Lots and lots of love to you! ** Keaton, Hi. 'A Sentimental Novel' is some kind of handful that might be hard to handle, I can totally get that. I feel like there aren't enough factories in France, or maybe they build factories differently here, and I don't even know them when I'm seeing them. I guess LA must be dirty, but I think of it as really clean. Like sand. But sand is obviously really dirty. But it seems really clean to me. Like that. Oh, interesting, the PB comparison. I really hate that movie though. Not PB, of course. Fear of puppets is some kind of guarantee, I feel like. I don't think they scare me. I don't know. They make me stop and sink into the contemplative area of my thoughts and dwell on the horrors of mortality mostly, I think. ** Cal Graves, Hi, Cal or hi ... Califate? That's a weird one. Too weird. Stealing things for gifs is totally a Robin Hood kind of thing, so please do. I liked your answer too. It seemed like something that would happen in a video game for some reason. I mean more in a video game than in a porn. I don't know why. Oh, I'm probably going to be at least semi- to mostly MIA for the next week too, so good timing. I only drove once through Missouri really fast when I was 18 in a pick-up truck with a camper shell on the back. Is Missouri nice? I think the word 'Missouri' is a really nice word. Lamp? Lamps were at their peak of aesthetic progressiveness and beauty in the late 1960s. Glowingly, Dennis. ** Magick mike, Hi, Mike! I'm going to order 'Circle of Dogs' today before I do anything else. I've heard of Michel Surya, but I've never read him. Obviously, I need to read that Bataille bio if nothing else. Solar Luxuriance is totally killing it, man! ** Steevee, Hi, S. I've never even heard of Sturgill Simpson. Huh. I have a strange (not strange?) fondness for the country music song form. I like how it has a lot more freedom/laxness for emotional expression than the pop song form, and its rules re: the room available to move acceptably within the context of cleverness are broader. And I like the maleness of the form and how it can be subverted via play with the idea of 'macho', and I think how it can be critiqued/reinvented via gender transposition, etc. is really interesting. Anyway, blah blah, I'll give that guy a listen. That's very interesting. Thank you, as always, for your great and so often enlightening tips, sir. ** Sickly, Hi, Sickster. It is amazing because I think people who know me well think I'm super whimsical. Or maybe not, I should ask them. I feel like I employ whimsy in my every day conversations quite a lot. Wow, 'Is there -- in the archaic sense of the word -- a gayer experience of the abyss than a puppet's painted eyes?' That's so beautiful. I'm going to be thinking about that all day. Seriously, it is, nice. I haven't heard the new Swervedriver yet, but I was just going to download it. I love the early Swervedriver a bunch. 'Rave Down' is among my all-time favorite songs. It makes my eyes sparkle and close at the same time, which, if you think about it, is not something that happens to eyes every day. Glad to hear it's a grower. They're playing here. I even thought about nixing my usual 'no reunion band' gigs policy for that. Speaking of, I'm totally nixing that policy to see the reconstituted Ride, who are playing here. I'm weirdly really excited to see that. It's weird. ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, Aaron! Awesomeness to see you, man! I'm good. I'm in a situation that I know you've been in many times: doing the final post-production on our film. Man, it's exhausting and consuming and really fun. I'll check out Gooey Gus, cool. What a name. And I will absolutely watch that kid's LDR cover as soon as I launch this post. How are you? What's up? What's your latest? ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! 'The Ventriloquist Convention' is a totally literal title. It takes place at a ventriloquists convention. The performers are 7 renowned, actual German ventriloquists with dummies that we specially designed and built for them plus Jonathan Capdevielle playing a ventriloquist and plus a real German teenager who plays, and also really is, an aspiring ventriloquist. My elementary school had a ventriloquist guy who came every year and did a thing for us in our classrooms. He had a partially paralyzed face, from a stroke, I think, and so it was really unnerving, and kids used to stay home from school pretend-sick on the day he did his thing 'cos they were scared of him. I'll watch that vid of your guy, cool. Thanks! Writing slowly is okay. I'm writing really, really, really slowly, so I hope it's okay. I'm just so glad to hear you are! I've never been to a gym. It seems really intimidating, but I bet it isn't. Do you listen to music on headphones while you 'work out'? It seems like everybody does? Great about the zine! You'll let us/me know when it's out, yes? And about the eBooks! That's great! I've been waiting and dying in the good way for you to put out books. Have fun reading with Roggenbuck. Tell him hi for me, even though I only know him 'personally' from a few Facebook IMs. You have a great morning too! Make that endless mornings! I mean an endless number of mornings not a single endless morning 'cos that sounds terrifying. ** Right. A weekend full of this month's escorts array is your fate. Be with them. Like I said, I won't be doing the p.s. on Monday or Tuesday, but the blog will be here, and hopefully I'll talk to you again and catch up with your comments come Wednesday. We'll see. Great weekends!
blowmeharder, 19
Prague
I AM OFFERING THAT YOU CAN LICK ME, LOVE ME & EAT ME
Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 35 and 70
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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MyButt,19
Paris
My name Dziwka, I'm 19 and I live in Nancy, Lorraine.
I am here because I seek new customers in Paris and with a preference for the 3rd district.
This announcement obviously on a certain class of people, rich and cultural.
I was a model and now I want to do something more exciting.
I don't like when you waste my time so just give me your number, address and fuck me.
We are the imagination of ourselves.
Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 150 Euros
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Virginity_For_Sale, 18
Milan
I am a straight boy, 14 years old, looking to sell my virginity to a generous man that appreciates this. This would be a big change in my life and I want to live this experience. I never had sex with a man before (not even kissing) I ask and offer 100% honesty. My price is 1 million Euro. I made the photo with my own mobile.
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 1000000 Euros
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amphetamine, 21
Bucharest
im an sperm guy cause i like my cum out of my dick to relax my body and my brains allso to be prepare for the second hard fuck until you stop me or i make your cum or shit out of you, i was born to fuck a lot i enjoy more than eat i can not be with out fucking, that make me crazy if you came in bucharest you gonne see that.
Dicksize XXL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Lycra, Uniform, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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I-FUCK-YOU, 20
Munich
I love to spit on the face my client, slap Them, Their mouths and fuck ass holes, be mean, Fisting, love to pee on your face in your mouth, I don't give a fuck, but if you like to be strong I have compassion, and that is hard for me but no problem.
Guestbook of I-FUCK-YOU
Anonymous - 15.Feb.2015
i fucked him all night long and he only want 30
militarPT09 - 01.Jan.2015
I know I-FUCK-YOU for a few years and he is 1000% bottom I ever met. Let him organize his thoughts upon arrival and then his ass is a great value for your pig special.
Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age Users between 18 and 40
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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HiImDepressed, 19
Chelmsford
Hi, I'm depressed. I cry a lot. I like cutting myself and getting fucked by guys who don't give a fuck about me only because it gives a reason to cut myself. I've been told I'm hot when I cry ... I don't know. I don't give a fuck. We all have demons inside of us. I have to be listening to Death Metal when anyone fucks me. I'll wear headphones and turn the volume low, but you're still going to hear it.
Guestbook of HiImDepressed
BEST-TOP-XXL-TURK - 19.Feb.2015
nice and bery goo pasiv.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Black Metal
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros
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justhot19, 20
Geneva
I'm not looking for sex. Just someone with too much money. Pay and look at me guy. I'm looking hot. High and always cute, that's the way I like it.
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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BeautifulRil, 19
Berlin
I am one of the escorts who are on smoking-hot sex and is a polieshed well bred intellectual. I just want to get sucked real hard and be licked. I would like to get a hot oil massage before the real naughty fun begins. I wont do anything in return except hj. Comfortable with this? I possess great command over my languistic skills and expect sanity, so try not sound bickerish. Ping only if you have balls to PAY. Please don't sound irky. Ask for the 8" toy. Don't get emotional. I am an uncomplecated boy. I just like to cum in men's mouth. No type me if you want other things.
Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros
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andywhorehole, 22
Los Angeles
As life throws more and more responsibilities on top of me, I've been moving towards something I've known since my early teens - living up to the expectations of others is something I can't deal with anymore. It's time for a serious change.
I'm an extremely hardcore bottom escort looking for very long term "disappearance" of 5 years minimum.
To be honest with you, I don't WANT it, I NEED it.
Can you keep an escort in a 8 ft deep hole outdoors in my own shit and Piss?
Are you a mental power vampire who gets off on draining a boy's mind power, weakening his brain to the point of disabling it?
Can you abuse and use me until I stop functioning ... WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM WITH LAW, FAMILY, OR CORPOREL DAMAGE, YOU CAN NEVER GO TO FAR WITH ME, BECAUSE I AM A TOTAL GHOST, NOT EXIST ANYMORE?
24/7 date only as I'm looking to disappear for five years. The price for five years is $5,000 (SO CHEAP!) plus room and board. For four years or less, my price starts at $10,000.
HATE TALKING PREFER GET MORE BUISNESS!
Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Passive
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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BossAssBitch, 18
Thunder Bay
Basically, my name is Matthew and I am a gay teen with behavioral problems and dropped out of high school as a 10th grader and ran away from my parents with friends I met on instant messenger.
Since then I like having sex but i much prefer shower sex n stuff like that I live in Thunder Bay.
Things that there isn't enough money in the world to get me to do are brown, bareback, boys under 4 yrs old, men under 4 feet tall.
Dicksize No entry, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Skater818, 20
San Fernando
GIRLS ARE FOR FRIENDSHIP, BOYS ARE FOR FUCK!!!
This is what I believe in....I had been cruising around this site, and found that People seek sex sex and sex....No emotions..
So I am done with it, and Here comes the NEW ME...
LET ME GET YOU STARTED.....SUCK,FUCK AND FUCK....
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 150 Dollars
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blondsexdream, 18
London
i have just 2 small things to say it about me 1 i can come to a coffee compagnie 2 i dont work with xxx
SO DON'T GO ANY OTHER PLACES
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Pounds
Rate night ask
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Sunny-Bo795, 20
Bucharest
I HAVE SO MANY DIFFICULTIES IN LIFE
I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START
THATS WHY I DECIDED TO BE AN ESCORT JUST TO SURVIVE
JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO EARN, INVEST, BUT I KNOW BY DOING THIS AS AN ESCORT IS RISKY AND NOT ENOUGH TO EARN..
I BELIEVE NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF SITE IS THIS, THERE IS STILL A GOOD SAMARITAN HERE WHO CAN HELP ME AND ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM..
IM YOUNGER THAN 20 BTW..
Guestbook of Sunny-Bo795
PARADISEBOY - 20.Feb.2015
this boy is a registrate citizen from holland
i can make a international warrend order i i know the police in romania is corrupt but in holland not
the state of holland is gonna try to find here own people and alin bucur is one of them
PARADISEBOY - 20.Feb.2015
my son alin is not gay
let him free or i call the police
Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position No entry
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Skater, Rubber, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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YourDope, 20
Lisbon
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
About me: Im very very very very cute {thats what people say}, a little introverd, a little talkative, quite kiddish, quite mature, quite ziddi, quite understandin....
Thatzzzz how i m .....
I want to make frnzzz in every corner of world...
I m loOkin for: Educated,tall & caringggg guyssss....
LoOks does matter but wat matter most is I love guyzzz in shortssssssss(yummie)
About pics: i m not photogenic, i look better than my picsssss.....
So dont releive on 'em.....
Try MEEEEEEEEEE or REGRETZZZZZZZZ.......
Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Underwear, Skins & Punks, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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4truckersONLY, 18
Atlanta
Love a trucker, would love to be taken on a paid ride with a trucker to be used as a toy, temporary or permanent, either one.
Like the idea of being taken from my home, thrown into the cabin of a truck, then stored away, only being pulled out to be used by my trucker client.
Or being forced to give road head for hours on end.
I want to be hired by a trucker, be "owned" by a trucker, be used by a trucker.
Either way, I wan't to get laid by a trucker.
Don't have much of a life as of right now, so am up to any period of hiring.
I know this sounds strange, a tall order, and almost psychotic, but it is what gets me off.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 75 Dollars
Rate night 250 Dollars
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Agreed, 18
Minhen
If you are seeking for a model looking joke I'm proudly not your type. I just sign up here being a callboy, coz i need an extra income. That's all, no attachment of feeling ok?!
My name is Max, and im only got 18. Im really tall, really skinny boy ready to make true any your bad wishes.
I love human being and respect them from the bottom of my heart. I can lick human being from the toe to the top of your head that passes through your sensitive parts that bring your body to a different level.
Im in Serbia, finishing school this summer, so I want to come to Germany, to live, work. Yea, I know how dangerous this way to find someone is.
Sooo, I need some kind of sugar daddy, I guess, you need to be ritch...
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros
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anything_happen, 23
Nyíregyháza
An interesting guy only for you. Smart, slightly egocentric (of course), caring (can be _Only_For_You), aspiring student cosmetologist and architect at some point, and a sexaddicted bottom that can't control my own desire.
I have been my town's jailbait slut queen bee for 5 years but now my addiction is out of control.
Please, only guys with bank account with min. 0000, 00000, or preferably 000 000 (in front of the comma) :-) Still, I am serious.
Although 1.000 euro dates are not absolutely impossible, I am looking for something more rewarding.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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My_life_my_rules, 20
Ciudad de Panamá
¥•/•/•|BODY STATUS|•/•/•¥ ::
/Age 20 Years/ ••¿ /Height 5-9/ ••¿ /Weight - 55kgs/ ••¿
/Color Reddish brown/ ••¿ /Slim lad in d city/ ••¿ /When I'm new 2PR I measured my cock tht time 7Inch while I f**k ppl says itz 8Inch/ :-)
¿¿¿\•\•¥•\•\Sexual Enjoyment/••/•¥•/•/¿¿¿
I'll start by asking you to lay only with Ur Inner wear on your front, or what Comforts you best. I'll give u a CHOCOLATE just have it in mouth & keep tasting it.
«««•$••NOTE••$•»»»
*** LIP KISS & SUCKKING cannot be done with all even if u pay CRORES ***
• Only to FUCK you - Duration 45 Minutes to 1 hour - Charges 3350/-
• If you Wanna fuck me - 5000/-
• For Both - 5000/-
• Wild Sex: I do Use Candle Vax, Belt, Hands, Legs, bad words, stick, ties you on bed & harasses as Young master & let's you cry but u loves it at d End.
• Romantic Sex: For Hunks & Choosy only ~> I hv my style which makes u to feel ~> You r enough for me.
• I know my Tiger Stamina_power when I use it for u, u have to pay me to Re-Strength myself & for Special lotions to use for úr Ass hole to let yourself possess Pleasure instead f pain while I fuck u hard/Soft.
¥$¥***¥***¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿•••¥•••***¥***¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿•••¥•••¥$¥
Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars
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fuckedboy, 22
Munich
may look mean but i am actually very beautiful dream man in the world.
i do not like bullshit.
insatiable, totally no frills and very thirsty.
do you like big muscles?
do you want to see my biceps and my chest big and veins?
give me a sign if you want to see what a fucking good crazy fuck is.
whatever i do i do it from my heart.
good ass ... will make you fly.
looking for the usual, specifically, and without going into our lives.
you are smart man.
show up with HEAVY POCKETS.
Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 60 Euros
Rate night ask
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IuWANT, 25
London
A very sweet tasting ass belonging to a Soccer Player from Italy and very new to London. He was very surprised the first time he had a tongue creep up his behind. Boy did he let out a squeal. He was new in that environment but he liked it terribly. Not familiar with fucking so he's just doing tasting parties at the moment.
Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Uniform
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Pounds
Rate night 700 Pounds
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GefallenerEngelEs, 18
Stuttgart
My name is Rudy. I'm 18, born in November 1996 in Epernay, Marne, Champagne-Ardenne, France. Look what follows and it is all good.
When I entered kindergarten, I was presented as the fairest and the best school my class. It always came to fight with the others. I was lonely and wanted to be a geologist or engineer at that time. So I have lived, but also with the absence of my biological father, and the everyday violence of my mother and father. Strangely, I have often thought of suicide. I've lived in a deadly environment: A village of 1500 inhabitants, of which I only saw 100 I think, with violent parents, and everyday school bullying, under which still suffer my relationships with others.
In the 10th grade, the bullying thing has done about in part: In France, the school begins here and ends in the 12th grade. At the time, I did "so excellent and unusual knowledge of German for a small Frenchman from a no Germans environment" made me free from the others due to my odd.
In the 11th grade, the school psychologist, family doctor, my whole family and the home for children with behavioral difficulties, where they are me half leave 1 year and in depression discovered that I have a much higher IQ and a very special person have.
April 2014 I leave, unhappy, sad and angry, the home that has helped to destroy my soul. I am going black to Paris by train, with the hope that my life will improve. There I discover the kinky gay world. So I discover what happens when you have a lot of freedom to a minority in society, as they will suffer, and bad acting. I have been there, seen with 17 things that will never be seen in a life.
September 2014, without the help of the French State and without the help of my parents, I said to France Holy fuck off. So I went by train to Stuttgart, black of course. One good thing is that my parents had to pay the fare increase, because I was underage.
I'm looking for an apartment, a room, something that belongs to me. I'm looking for a job time (TZ-HA) in a bar, for example. Have gathered experience in the cinema industry. I am not looking for sex date, no TG, but I have € 80 on the bench and therefore can not reject it ... I'm looking for a pretty well-built understanding partner.
Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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Underthevolcano, 20
Gdańsk
It turns me on to have a old, naked man blow me and fuck me and other shit and feel myself feel dread of how powerless I am not to become a old, gross man like him doing that to some boy like me someday. That's not a very sexy turn-on, I know, but do you want to take advantage?
Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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p.s. Hey. So, next week I'm going to very crunched working with Zac, a.o. to get our film finished in time to submit it to the Cannes Film Festival by the Saturday deadline. This will definitely hamper the blog, and here is how I know that hampering will play out at this point. On Monday, Tuesday, and possibly Wednesday, we'll be doing the sound mix starting early in the morning, so there won't be p.s.es on Monday and Tuesday and maybe, not sure yet, on Wednesday too if the sound mixing requires a third day. After that, we'll be doing the color correction and finalizing the special effects. At the moment, I think I should be able to do the p.s. during that time, but I'll let you know as soon as the plans cement. There will definitely be two or three rerun posts during the next week because my post-making time has been severely reduced of late, and that time will drop to zero starting on Monday. I apologize, but, when/if you eventually see our film, hopefully you'll agree that the temporary blog damage will have been worth it. Okay. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. A scary Jerry Mahoney is a very scary image. ** Bill, Hi. Mm, whimsical, ha ha? So far, the searching is a bit more of a nail biter, but I think if a camera crew were following me around, viewer whimsy might ensue, it's true. Sweet score on the Kim Ki-Duk front! I guess I'm glad you're honking less. No, of course I'm glad, but, just like my apartment hunting, there's something whimsical about the image of you honking. I think it's probably just the word honk. What a complicatedly dumb adjective/noun that is. Great weekend! ** Sypha, Ligotti writes about ventriloquist dummies? I should alert Gisele. ** Etc etc etc, Oh, thank you. I can't wait to read the entirety! Oh, yeah, Cronenberg wrote a novel. I'm scared of that. I'm always initially scared of other genre writers' forays into the novel. It can work out, though, I guess. I liked Harmony Korine's novel. Have a sweet Saturday and even or even especially even sweet Sunday. ** White tiger, Hey, hey, Math! I saw your thing in my box this morning! It's gorgeous. God, thank you! I'll put it up here on next Saturday, the 21st! Sweet, awesome! Dude, that's so cool that you're a transboy! And you're in LA! Lots of greatness from you, wow! Lots and lots of love to you! ** Keaton, Hi. 'A Sentimental Novel' is some kind of handful that might be hard to handle, I can totally get that. I feel like there aren't enough factories in France, or maybe they build factories differently here, and I don't even know them when I'm seeing them. I guess LA must be dirty, but I think of it as really clean. Like sand. But sand is obviously really dirty. But it seems really clean to me. Like that. Oh, interesting, the PB comparison. I really hate that movie though. Not PB, of course. Fear of puppets is some kind of guarantee, I feel like. I don't think they scare me. I don't know. They make me stop and sink into the contemplative area of my thoughts and dwell on the horrors of mortality mostly, I think. ** Cal Graves, Hi, Cal or hi ... Califate? That's a weird one. Too weird. Stealing things for gifs is totally a Robin Hood kind of thing, so please do. I liked your answer too. It seemed like something that would happen in a video game for some reason. I mean more in a video game than in a porn. I don't know why. Oh, I'm probably going to be at least semi- to mostly MIA for the next week too, so good timing. I only drove once through Missouri really fast when I was 18 in a pick-up truck with a camper shell on the back. Is Missouri nice? I think the word 'Missouri' is a really nice word. Lamp? Lamps were at their peak of aesthetic progressiveness and beauty in the late 1960s. Glowingly, Dennis. ** Magick mike, Hi, Mike! I'm going to order 'Circle of Dogs' today before I do anything else. I've heard of Michel Surya, but I've never read him. Obviously, I need to read that Bataille bio if nothing else. Solar Luxuriance is totally killing it, man! ** Steevee, Hi, S. I've never even heard of Sturgill Simpson. Huh. I have a strange (not strange?) fondness for the country music song form. I like how it has a lot more freedom/laxness for emotional expression than the pop song form, and its rules re: the room available to move acceptably within the context of cleverness are broader. And I like the maleness of the form and how it can be subverted via play with the idea of 'macho', and I think how it can be critiqued/reinvented via gender transposition, etc. is really interesting. Anyway, blah blah, I'll give that guy a listen. That's very interesting. Thank you, as always, for your great and so often enlightening tips, sir. ** Sickly, Hi, Sickster. It is amazing because I think people who know me well think I'm super whimsical. Or maybe not, I should ask them. I feel like I employ whimsy in my every day conversations quite a lot. Wow, 'Is there -- in the archaic sense of the word -- a gayer experience of the abyss than a puppet's painted eyes?' That's so beautiful. I'm going to be thinking about that all day. Seriously, it is, nice. I haven't heard the new Swervedriver yet, but I was just going to download it. I love the early Swervedriver a bunch. 'Rave Down' is among my all-time favorite songs. It makes my eyes sparkle and close at the same time, which, if you think about it, is not something that happens to eyes every day. Glad to hear it's a grower. They're playing here. I even thought about nixing my usual 'no reunion band' gigs policy for that. Speaking of, I'm totally nixing that policy to see the reconstituted Ride, who are playing here. I'm weirdly really excited to see that. It's weird. ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, Aaron! Awesomeness to see you, man! I'm good. I'm in a situation that I know you've been in many times: doing the final post-production on our film. Man, it's exhausting and consuming and really fun. I'll check out Gooey Gus, cool. What a name. And I will absolutely watch that kid's LDR cover as soon as I launch this post. How are you? What's up? What's your latest? ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! 'The Ventriloquist Convention' is a totally literal title. It takes place at a ventriloquists convention. The performers are 7 renowned, actual German ventriloquists with dummies that we specially designed and built for them plus Jonathan Capdevielle playing a ventriloquist and plus a real German teenager who plays, and also really is, an aspiring ventriloquist. My elementary school had a ventriloquist guy who came every year and did a thing for us in our classrooms. He had a partially paralyzed face, from a stroke, I think, and so it was really unnerving, and kids used to stay home from school pretend-sick on the day he did his thing 'cos they were scared of him. I'll watch that vid of your guy, cool. Thanks! Writing slowly is okay. I'm writing really, really, really slowly, so I hope it's okay. I'm just so glad to hear you are! I've never been to a gym. It seems really intimidating, but I bet it isn't. Do you listen to music on headphones while you 'work out'? It seems like everybody does? Great about the zine! You'll let us/me know when it's out, yes? And about the eBooks! That's great! I've been waiting and dying in the good way for you to put out books. Have fun reading with Roggenbuck. Tell him hi for me, even though I only know him 'personally' from a few Facebook IMs. You have a great morning too! Make that endless mornings! I mean an endless number of mornings not a single endless morning 'cos that sounds terrifying. ** Right. A weekend full of this month's escorts array is your fate. Be with them. Like I said, I won't be doing the p.s. on Monday or Tuesday, but the blog will be here, and hopefully I'll talk to you again and catch up with your comments come Wednesday. We'll see. Great weekends!