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Rerun: Alan presents .... Alfred Jarry and Ubu roi (orig. 10/21/09)

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portrait of Jarry by Felix Vallotton

Alfred Jarry.

1873–1907: thirty-four years.

French dramatist, poet, novelist, journalist, graphic artist, theatrical designer.


Jarry's play Ubu roi (according to the Concise Oxford Companion to the Performing Arts) is now considered the founder-play of the modern avant-garde theatre. Written when Jarry was 15 years old and first performed in 1888 as a marionette play, it was given its first live stage production in 1896. A savagely funny revolt against society and the conventions of the naturalistic theatre, it scandalized audiences in 1896 and still has considerable impact. Père Ubu, vicious, cowardly, coarse, pompously cruel, and unashamedly amoral, is a farcical prototype of the later anti-hero of the nuclear age. Many of the marionette elements in the play, expressly demanded by Jarry in his stage instructions, have become common currency in the work of playwrights such as Genet and Ionesco and directors such as Brecht and Planchon: the use of masks, skeleton sets, crude pantomime, and stylized speech to establish character, gross farce and slapstick elements, placards indicating scene changes, cardboard horses slung round actors' necks, and similar unrealistic props.

Ubu roi provoked a riot and closed after one night.

Its bizarre, anarchic hero did not go away.


Jarry was by this time acting him out in real life.

He turns up at a party in André Gide's novel The Counterfeiters.

"Who is that?" asked Bernard.

"What! Don't you know the author of Ubu roi?"

"Not possible! That Jarry? I took him for a servant."

"Oh, all the same," said Olivier, a little vexed, for he took pride in his great men. "Look at him more carefully. Don't you think he's extraordinary?"

"He does all he can to appear so," said Bernard, who only esteemed what was natural, and who nevertheless was full of consideration for Ubu.

Everything about Jarry, who was got up to look like the traditional circus clown, smacked of affectation—his way of talking in particular; several of the Argonauts did their utmost to imitate it, snapping out their syllables, inventing odd words, and oddly mangling others; but it was only Jarry who could succeed in producing that toneless voice of his—a voice without warmth or intonation, or accent or emphasis.

"When one knows him, he is charming, really," went on Olivier.

"I prefer not to know him. He looks ferocious."

"Oh, that's just the way he has. Passavant thinks that in reality he is the kindest of creatures. But he has drunk a terrible lot tonight; and not a drop of water, you may be sure—nor even of wine; nothing but absinthe and spirits. Passavant's afraid he may do something eccentric."

The scene ends in violence.

Jarry began each day (according to his close friend, the writer Marguerite Vallette-Eymery, known by her pen name Rachilde) by imbibing two liters of white wine, three absinthes spaced between 10:00 am and noon; then, at lunch, he washed down his fish or his steak with red or white wine, alternating with more absinthes. In the afternoon, a few cups of coffee fortified with brandy or spirits of which I forget the names; then, at dinner, after, of course, other aperitifs, he could still tolerate at least two bottles of any vintage, of good or bad quality. However, I never saw him really drunk, except once when I aimed at him with his own revolver, which sobered him up immediately. Personally drinking nothing but absolutely pure water, it was me whom Jarry considered a frightful phenomenon.

Jarry wrote,

We thought we had settled once and for all this question of alcoholism, and that all sensible people understood that the use, and even more the abuse, of fermented beverages was what distinguishes men from beasts.

Jarry also wrote,

Anti-alcoholics are unfortunates in the grip of water, that terrible poison, so solvent and corrosive that out of all substances it has been chosen for washings and scourings, and a drop of water, added to a clear liquid like absinthe, muddies it.

Jarry liked to carry firearms.

He wrote to Rachilde,

It is one of the great joys of homeownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom.

One time, in a backyard (according to André Breton) Jarry was amusing himself by uncorking champagne with gunshots. A few bullets strayed over the fence, prompting the irruption of the neighbor whose children were playing next door. "Just imagine, if they were hit!"—"Ah!" said Jarry, "not to worry, Madam, we'll simply make you some more."

Jarry's usual way of dressing (according to Roger Shattuck in The Banquet Years) was that of a bicycle racer: tight sweater, short coat, and old trousers tucked into his socks. (As a symbol of great respect at Marcel Schwob's funeral, he pulled them out, something he neglected to do at Mallarmé's funeral, for which he borrowed a pair of Madame Rachilde's bright yellow shoes.) However, the variations were manifold. One night Jarry and his friend Demolder presented themselves at the box office of a light-opera company with a note from the composer entitling them to complimentary seats. Demolder wore a fur cap and carried a shepherd's crook; Jarry wore a dirty white canvas suit and a makeshift paper shirt with the tie painted on in India ink. When the apprehensive house manager seated them in the balcony instead of the orchestra, Jarry took his revenge by complaining, just as the curtain was going up and in a rasping voice audible to the entire house: "I don't see why they allow the audience in the first three rows to come in carrying musical instruments."

Guillaume Apollinaire once called on Jarry at home.

"Monsieur Jarry?"

"On the third floor and a half," answered the concierge.

The answer astonished me. But I climbed up to where Jarry lived–actually on the third floor and a half. The ceilings of the building had appeared wastefully high to the owner and he had doubled the number of stories by cutting them in half horizontally. This building, which is still standing, had therefore about fifteen floors; but since it rose no higher than the other buildings in the quarter, it amounted to merely the reduction of a skyscraper.

It turned out that Jarry's place was filled with reductions. This half-floor room was the reduction of an apartment in which its occupant was quite comfortable standing up. But being taller than he, I had to stay in a stoop. The bed was the reduction of a bed; that is to say, a mere pallet. Jarry said that low beds were coming back into fashion. The writing table was the reduction of a table, for Jarry wrote flat on his stomach on the floor. The furniture was the reduction of furniture—there was only the bed. On the wall hung the reduction of a picture. It was a portrait, most of which he had burned away, leaving only the head, which resembled a certain lithograph I know of Balzac. The library was the reduction of a library, and that is saying a lot for it. It was composed of a cheap edition of Rabelais and two or three volumes of the Bibliotheque rose. On the mantel stood a large stone phallus, a gift from Felicien Rops. Jarry kept this member, which was considerably larger than life size, always covered with a violet skullcap of velvet, ever since the day the exotic monolith had frightened a certain literary lady who was all out of breath from climbing three and a half floors and at a loss how to act in this unfurnished cell.

"Is that a cast?" the lady asked.

"No," said Jarry. "It's a reduction."

When Jarry couldn't afford to keep drinking, he took ether.

He went without eating at times.

He got progressively weaker.

Then he disappeared.

A couple of friends tried to find him at home, where (Shattuck again) they knocked for a long time before they heard Jarry feebly reply that he was coming. He never came. Knocking again and again to rouse him, they asked if they should send for a locksmith. From inside Jarry answered at last in barely audible tones that "it might not be such a bad idea after all." They found him in a state of complete paralysis from the waist down, lying helpless in his reduction of a room. At the hospital (he worried immediately who would pay expenses) no hope was offered for his life. He revived enough to receive visits from a few friends. But Jarry's memory and his lucidity declined rapidly. One friend was so distressed to see his frightful condition that he had to turn away from the bed to hide his emotion. For the last time, Père Ubu rose with august dignity out of the ashes of Jarry and said gruffly: "Well, Polti, aren't you feeling well today?" Paul Léautaud relates that he spent several of his last days in a semicoma muttering over and over the never-completed phrase, "Je cherche... je cherche... j'ch... j'ch..." (I need...). He became lucid for a brief time at the end and asked for—a toothpick. Dr. Saltas hurried out to buy a box. When Jarry finally had one in his fingers, Saltas writes, "It seemed as if he were suddenly filled with great joy as on the days he went off fishing or on a canoe or bicycle trip. I barely stepped aside to speak to the nurse when she signalled me to turn around. He was drawing his last breath."




Jarry wrote,

Why should anyone claim that the shape of a watch is round—a manifestly false proposition, since it appears in profile as a narrow rectangular form, elliptic on three sides?


He also wrote,

It is a human superstition that, when one wishes to communicate with friends temporarily at a distance, one should toss into ad hoc openings similar to sewer holes the written expression of one's feelings, after having encouraged the postmaster with a small donation and received in return some little images, no doubt blessed, which one devoutly kisses on the back. This is not the place to criticize the incoherence of these maneuvers; it is beyond argument that they make possible communication across great distances.

And he also wrote,

To keep up even a worthwhile tradition means vitiating the idea behind it, which must necessarily be in a constant state of evolution: it is mad to express new feelings in a mummified form.

And in addition he wrote,

We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them to put up a lot of fine, well-designed new buildings.




Jarry wrote a short prose piece called "The Passion Considered as an Uphill Bicycle Race."


It begins like this:

Barabbas, slated to race, was scratched.

Pilate, the starter, pulling out his clepsydra or water clock, an operation which wet his hands unless he had merely spit on them—Pilate gave the send-off.

Jesus got away to a good start.

You can read more here.




Jarry illustrated and ornamented his own books.


He also published and edited two journals of graphic art.

Here are some samples of his print work from a 1998 exhibit.














You can see more here.


Père Ubu, the hero of Ubu roi (according to a post at How Books Got Their Title) is one of the most alluringly disgusting characters in the history of theatre. Enormously fat and ugly, wearing a strange costume with a spiral painted on his paunch, continually shouting orders, he is a living marionette, a sort of cross between Mr Punch and the Emperor Bokassa. As Ubu roi opens we witness him plotting to depose the King of Poland. Beside him are his henchmen and his wife, the slatternly Mère Ubu. Also at his right hand is a torturing engine called the machine à decerveler, or "de-braining machine" ("See the brains spurt out!" "Soon my wife and I are going to be white with splattered brains!"). His speech is a torrent of schoolboy obscenity, literary-philosophico-scientific nonsense, oaths ("by my green candle!") and baby-talk, much of it all but incomprehensible, even in French.




Jarry's ideas for the staging of Ubu roi were set out in a letter to the producer.

Dear Sir,

...It would be curious, I believe, to produce this play (and at little expense really) in the following manner.

1. A mask for the principal role, Ubu, which I could do for you if necessary. But then I believe you have yourself been involved with this business of masks.

2. A horse's head of cardboard, which he could hang around his neck as in the old English theater, for the only two equestrian scenes—both these suggestions being in the spirit of the play, since I intended to write a "Guignol" (puppet show).

3. Only one set, or better yet, one catchall backdrop, eliminating raising and lowering the curtain. A suitably costumed person would come in, as in puppet shows, to put up signs indicating the scene. (You see, I am sure that written signs are more "suggestive" than sets. No set or contrivance could portray the Polish army on the march in the Ukraine.)

4. The elimination of crowds, which are often bad on stage and have no intelligible effect. Thus, a single soldier in the review scene, and only one in the great scuffle when Ubu says: "What a horde of people, what a flight, etc."

5. The adoption of an "accent" or better yet, a special "tone of voice" for the principal character.

6. Costumes with as little local color and historical accuracy as possible (it gives the best idea of something eternal); modern ones preferably, since satire is modern; and sordid costumes because they make the action more wretched and repugnant....




The actor Gémier played the part of Père Ubu.


On the opening night he walked out to deliver the play's first line: "Merdre!"

The audience (according to Gene Van Dyke) immediately burst out with a roar. Gémier was "unable to get a word in edgewise for the next fifteen minutes." It was the first time that someone had spoken such a word on the modern stage. Gémier tried to silence the audience by blowing a tramway horn. Many people left the theatre. A fight broke out in the orchestra pit, while Jarry's supporters yelled, "You wouldn't have understood Shakespeare or Wagner either!" Others shouted, "Can't you see that the author is taking us for a bunch of damned fools?" When Gémier had finally gotten slight control of the audience, he spoke the second word―another "Merdre!" Needless to say, the audience started to howl once more. They shouted at the stage and at each other. When things quieted down again, the play proceeded as planned. Smaller outbursts continued throughout the performance. In the days that followed, the violent battle for and against Ubu roi would move on into the Parisian press.

Merdre is the play's special variant of the French word merde.
It has been translated as "Shittr!", "Shitteth!", "Shikt!", "Shee-it!", "Shite!", "Shrit!" and "Pschitt!"


My favorite translation of Ubu roi is by David Ball.

The first act is available online.

The rest of it seems to only be available in a very expensive anthology by Norton.

Ball writes that in translating the play the first step was to find an English equivalent for the suffix -re which ends so many of Jarry's words in Ubu roi, beginning with merdre. And before readers turn to the translation, I would ask them to consider what Jarry announced at the very end of the little speech he gave to present his play in the theatre on opening night: "As for the action, which is about to begin, it takes place in Poland—that is, Nowhere."


UBU THE KING

by Alfred Jarry

(translated by David Ball)

ACT I

SCENE ONE

(PAPA UBU, MAMA UBU)
PAPA UBU: (angry) Shitsky!

MAMA UBU: Oh! such language! Papa Ubu, thou art a big bad boy.

PAPA UBU: What stoppeth me from slaying thee, Mama Ubu?

MAMA UBU: It is not I, Papa Ubu, it is someone else who should be assassinated.
PAPA UBU: By my green candlestick, I understand not.

MAMA UBU: What, Papa Ubu, are you happy with your lot?

PAPA UBU: By my green candlestick, shitsky! my dear, verily, verily, I am happy. A man could be happy with less: captain of the Dragoons, an officer who has the confidence of King Wenceslas, decorated with the Order of the Red Eagle of Poland, and former King of Aragon, what more could you want?

MAMA UBU: What! You, who were once King of Aragon, you now think it's good enough to march in a parade at the head of forty attendants armed with cabbage-cutters? when after the crown of Aragon you could place the crown of Poland on your noggin?

PAPA UBU: Ah, Mama Ubu, I can't understand a word you say.

MAMA UBU: You're so dumb!

PAPA UBU: By my green candlestick, King Wenceslas is still very much alive; and even assuming he dies, does he not have swarms of children?

MAMA UBU: What's stopping you from massacrating the whole family
 and taking their place?

PAPA UBU: Ah, Mama Ubu, you are insulting me and you will soon get dumped into the lobster-pot.

MAMA UBU: Ah! miserable wretch, if I got dumped into the lobster pot, who then would mend the seat of your pants?

PAPA UBU: Hey, come on! Don't I have an ass like everybody else?

MAMA UBU: If I were you, it's that very ass I'd want to put on a throne. You could get infinitely rich, eat stuffed sausage all the time, and drive through the streets in a horse and carriage.

PAPA UBU: If I were King, I'd have a big cape made like the one I had in Aragon that those rascally Spaniards impudently stole from me.

MAMA UBU: You could also get an umbrella and a big pea-jacket that goes all the way down to your heels.

PAPA UBU: Oh, I'll give in to the temptation. For shitsky's sakesky, for sakesky's shitsky, if I ever meet him somewhere in the woods, he'll have a hard time of it.

MAMA UBU: Oh good! Papa Ubu, now you have become a real man.

PAPA UBU: Oh no! a Captain of the Dragoons massacrating the King of Poland! Never! I'd die first!

MAMA UBU: (aside) Oh, shitsky! (to Ubu) So, you will remain poor as a church-rat, Papa Ubu.

PAPA UBU: Oddsbellyzooks, by my green candleskick, I'd rather be poor as a good thin rat than rich as a wicked fat cat.

MAMA UBU: What about the cape? and the umbrella? and the great big pea-jacket?

PAPA UBU: Well, what about them, Mama Ubu? Who needs them? (He exits, slamming the door.)

MAMA UBU: Crapsky, shitsky, he was an old meanie, but crapsky, shitsky, I do think I have shaken him. Thank God!—and myself. In a week I may be Queen of Poland.

You can read more here.




Jarry is published in English by Atlas Press in the UK and Exact Change in the U.S.

Alan


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p.s. Hey. D.l. Alan made this for us a while back, and it's self-evidently awesome, and, hence, its return. Thank you so much again years later, Alan. So, I'm up early today, and I thought I would do a quick p.s.. Things are going really well here. Our book project is happening in a very exciting way, and, yeah, all is very fine. If you're ever in the Loire Valley and checking out castles, make the effort to see Château de Brézé. It's a little out of the way and a less celebrated chateau, but it's probably the best one I've ever visited with a vast, crazy underground network of tunnels and dungeons and etc. ** Wednesday ** Allesfliesst, Hi Kai. Sweet premise for a novel, if you don't me saying so, and, duh, head back into its thick if you get the chance. ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh. Thanks! ** David Ehrenstein, He is, it's true. ** Bill, Hey ho, Bill. So, wait, I guess you're on your way back out west or there and lagged as of today, no? ** 灑瀟, Hi. Mr, Killian does indeed rule. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Thanks, yes, all goes spectacularly here. Oh, wow, and the Kiddiepunk thing. We'll talk, yes? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I'm actually being photographed in the medieval apt. for Dazed & Confused tomorrow, so I guess there'll be a view one way or another. When will you hear about the residency application? Best of best of luck. That is a super good haunted doll. I think, hm, maybe I was taken to Medusa's once by Chicago friends. I'll have to try to remember. ** Steevee, Hi. ** Misanthrope, You would never know horses lived here. Well, almost never know. New shoes suck. They should be outlawed. ** Rewritedept, Hi. Well, playing underneath a film projection, which is the same thing essentially, was so ultra-common back in the late 60s it got yawn producing. Hope 'IF' holds you this time. Inherited vinyl is one of the ups of people around you getting old. ** Thursday ** David Ehrenstein, He is, it's true. ** Bill, Grandieux is super worth checking out. My favorite is 'Un Lac'. I saw the Mueck show at Fondation Cartier. It was pretty meh. Mostly his smaller scale works, which never impress me that much, and I came away feeling like the combo of obsessive detailing/realism and purposefully banal subjects was really not very interesting or provoking ultimately. ** Kevin Killian, Hi, Kevin! It was such a giant honor to get to repost your post. Oh, you know, I'm really proud that you want me in the New Narrative book. I really don't have a problem with being thought of as a 'NN' writer at all. It's the one categorization I like and that makes some sense to me. Give me 'NN writer' over 'Downtown Writer' or 'Gay Writer' any day. You can use whatever work of mine you like. I've always liked my 'Square One' too. I know, I was so happy to see that your book won that prize and publication! And such fine judges on top of that! Great! Let me share your ... Everyone, If you're in or near Chicago by chance, play close attention to these words and alert from the great Kevin Killian: '[C]ould I share with your Chicago area friends, or those who might be headed there for the annual Expo Chicago fair, that a small show of my photographs goes up in a new project space on September 20th, and I'll be there too, reading poetry I guess! I'm psyched because I'll be showing with the artist Edie Fake whose drawings I really admire: http://www.nightclubchicago.org/.' Much love to you, Kevin! ** _Black_Acrylic, Finally, on the catalog! I'll get one for myself pronto. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. ** Martin Bladh, Hi, Martin. Yes, I saw your comment the other day and investigated with Fales, and I was informed about what happened to the pages, and I will write to you at long last to tell you what's going on because it's best not discussed in public at the moment. Thanks! ** 灑瀟, 'White Epilepsy' is very beautiful. Beautiful words and thoughts about Butor! ** Grant maierhofer, Hi, man. I'm really glad the rerun caught your positively unprepared. I'm doing great, thanks. The projects are going very well. Yeah, thanks a lot, buddy, and I'll be curious to hear how the intensive studies go if you get breathers. ** Friday ** Graham Russell, Hi, Graham. 'Swingin' Dors' by Diana Dors is such a great title. I think I only know of her from the reference in the New York Dolls song. You were bitter69uk! Holy shit, it's great to see you here again, man. How's it hanging? ** David Ehrenstein, Ha ha, spectacularly horrid at least. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. I don't know about that. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. So wish I could see that reading. What a superstar packed double bill. Everyone, if you're in/near NYC, attending the following reading is pretty imperative for obvious reasons, and here's one of the readers (Chilly Jay Chill aka Jeff Jackson) to give you the poop: 'Any DLs and blog readers who live in NYC: I'll be reading from my novel "Mira Corpora" this MONDAY (September 9th) at 7 pm at McNally Jackson bookstore in Soho. 52 Prince Street (between Lafayette & Mulberry). I'll be joined by the excellent Justin Taylor, a former blog DL himself. It'd be great to see any of you there! If you come, please be sure to say hello.' Trip's going wonderfully, thanks. Cool re: the post materials, and no problem on your busyness, of course. I'm glad that got sorted out. ** That's the catch up. Sorry for my swiftness, but it's nice to get to 'see' you all. More soon, no doubt. Please enjoy your Jarry/Alan-filled weekend as well as all the parts of your weekend that you end up spending elsewhere.

Rerun: Blendin presents ... An Alternative Autobiography of Brendan Lott (orig. 95/22/09)

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Mom met Dad at the DMV. They hit it off right away.
I was conceived six minutes after this was taken.


The wedding was rushed and simple. But elegant.


After Dad disappears into Uncle Larry’s basement work-
shop, Mom quickly finds love in the arms of stranger.


It was a difficult pregnancy. Mom had a real bad
time adjusting. Especially at the beginning.


But despite all the pressures, Mom kept it down to
three Long Islands a day during the 3rd trimester.


The water broke during her smoke break out behind
the Chik-fil-A.


As per my parents wishes, it was a totally natural birth.

And it wasn’t easy. Or so I hear. Right after the doctor
sobered up, I was declared blind. But thankfully, this
wasn’t a permanent situation.


Dad gets used to being a doting father.


The neighbors are so excited by my arrival that they
prepare us a special dinner.


Dad starts early in trying to teach me the ways of
manhood.


But I am desperate to see.


Mom and Dad love parties.


Mom and Dad work a lot, so my Uncle Larry often
looks after me. He once apprenticed as a cobbler.


Because of my disability, I am often shown up by the
other kids.


On trips to the country, Mom and Dad say “Safety First.”


It is on the day of Pastor Bob’s funeral that I am finally
able to see. Just in time for the viewing. It is a miracle.


It is slow going at first, as I adjust to the sight of the world.

The neighborhood kids are excited by my newfound
independence.


But our family likes to celebrate in our own, private way.


Full of new confidence, I rush to join the Boy Scouts.


Free to pursue other interests, Mom goes back
to modeling.


But it isn’t what she expected.


I try to fit in with the other kids, but it just doesn’t seem
to work.


The Coach is known for his unorthodox style of pre-game
stretching.


Disappointed by her modeling prospects, Mom goes
backs to her regular diet regimen.


I try to spend a lot of time outdoors.


But I was about ten when I finally discovered that
I wasn’t into what the other boys were into.


I am saddened to find that my peers do not welcome my
new lifestyle and exclude me from their social events.


Concerned, my Mom and Dad send me to Bible camp.
But the kids there just seem weird.


I escape from the camp, and fall in with a fast crowd.


Seeing my change, Dad teaches me about the bird and
the bees, the best way he knows how.


Mom gets plenty of exercise, to cope with the stress.


And there still are plenty of family activities in the
evening.


Mom’s friends throw a party to try to cheer her up.


It is around this time that I discover my love of music.
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p.s. Hey. Let's see, what's up today ... Oh, Blendin's old autobiographical post. It's good one, right? The blog will see you tomorrow. I'm not sure if I will or not.

Rerun: The name of every band and solo music artist I can remember having seen live in concert in Los Angeles off the top of my head and categorized by venue (orig. 11/03/09)

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The Forum: Jimi Hendrix Experience, Yes, David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, Chicago Transit Authority, AC/DC, Neil Young, Shaun Cassidy, The Rolling Stones, Ike & Tina Turner, Bob Dylan w/ The Band, Jethro Tull, Devo, The Faces, War, Tower of Power, Leon Russell, Blind Faith, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Stevie Wonder, The Cars, …

Universal Amphitheater: David Bowie, Pet Shop Boys, Bette Midler, Frank Sinatra, Siouxie & the Banshees, The Wonder Stuff, Alison Moyet, Elvis Costello & Burt Bachrach, Ian McCulloch, The Smithereens, Linkin Park, The Offspring, Pennywise, Roxy Music, Joni Mitchell, The Pretenders, …

The Hollywood Palladium: XTC, Fleetwood Mac, Moby Grape, Sugar, Jo Jo Gunne, Kraftwerk, Tool, Skinny Puppy, Janes Addiction, The Kinks, The New York Dolls, Bjork, Iggy Pop, The Melvins, Bad Religion, Bad Brains, Massive Attack, The Beach Boys, MC5, Keith Richards, The Clash, The Byrds, Blondie, Talking Heads, Savoy Brown, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Silverhead, Steve Miller Band, Hot Tuna, It’s A Beautiful Day, Primus, Fugazi, Psychedelic Furs, New Order, Ministry, No Means No, Fear, Goldie, Garbage, …

The Palace: The Flaming Lips, Silverchair, My Bloody Valentine, Ride, Tortoise, Cheap Trick, Superchunk, Blur, Pavement, Orbital, Polvo, Tortoise, Drive Like Jehu, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Yo La Tengo, Rocket from the Crypt, Super Furry Animals, ABC, Shellac, Helmet, Swirlies, Palace Brothers, Mudhoney, Dinosaur Jr., …

The Roxy: The New York Dolls, Guided by Voices, My Bloody Valentine, Lush, Ride, Bow Wow Wow, Depeche Mode, Haircut 100, Television, The Ramones, Patti Smith, The Screamers, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, John Cale, Lou Reed, Hole, Todd Rundgren, Talking Heads, Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band, Wall of Voodoo, Half Japanese, Dwight Twilley Band, The Wedding Present, Dr. Feelgood, Scritti Politti, Urge Overkill, Tom Tom Club, Pizzicato Five, The Lemonheads, Richard Thompson, Johnny Thunder & The Heartbreakers, Dave Edmunds, Teenage Fan Club, The Fibonaccis, Great Buildings, Laurie Anderson, …

Santa Monica Civic: Love, The Jam, Pere Ubu, The Cramps, Magazine, The Kinks, Lou Reed, David Bowie, The Runaways, Cheap Trick, Todd Rundgren, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Buzzcocks, Mott the Hoople, Iggy Pop, Silverhead, The Clash, XTC, Frank Zappa, The Who, U2, Elvis Costello, Pink Floyd, Prince, Laura Nyro, The Tubes, The Byrds, The Beach Boys, Pantera, Gary Numan, Procol Harum, Traffic, Ten Years After, Electric Light Orchestra, Roy Wood’s Wizzard, Argent, J Geils Band, Aerosmith, Johnny Winter, Little Feat, T Rex, Wall of Voodoo, Ultravox, Nina Hagen, Steely Dan, Dead Kennedys, X, Queen, Mothers of Invention, Allman Brothers, Graham Parker, Patti Smith, Devo, Jesus & Mary Chain, New York Dolls, Sonic Youth, Derek & the Dominos, …

The Whisky A-Go Go: Black Sabbath, The Cure, Roxy Music w/ Eno, Sparks, The Allman Brothers, Patti Smith, Blondie, The Ramones, Iggy & the Stooges, The Screamers, Spiritualized, Tom Petty, X, Germs, Weirdos, DiLs, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Runaways, The Quick, Talking Heads, Siouxie & the Banshees, The Clash, Swervedriver, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, The Dictators, The Jam, B People, Jefferson Airplane, Kaleidoscope, Spirit, Procol Harum, John Mayall, King Crimson, Quatermass, Uriah Heep, T Rex, Yes, Curved Air, Atomic Rooster, Jo Jo Gunne, Arthur Lee, Manfred Mann, Weather Report, Suzi Quatro, Gentle Giant, Family, Nico, Dead Boys, Redd Kross, Medicine, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Psychedelic Furs, REM, Nick Lowe, Ian Dury & the Blockheads, Human Hands, The Bush Tetras, The Specials, The Selecter, Ultravox w/John Foxx, Shoes, 20/20, Tom Robinson Band, The English Beat, Jim Carroll Band, The Fleshtones, Lena Lovich, Milk and Cookies, Choir Invisible, The Gun Club, Killing Joke, Kommunity FK, Nervous Gender, Spizzenergi, Adam and the Ants, F-Word, Zeros, The Blasters, Cornelius, Skulls, Suburban Lawns, Generation X, Circle Jerks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dream Syndicate, Cockney Rebel, Generation X, Joan Jett, The Mumps, The Nuns, Crime, Dwight Twilley Band, Magazine, The Last, James Blood Ulmer, Pere Ubu, The Three O'Clock, The Undertones, Jonathan Richman, …

The Shrine Auditorium and/or Exposition Hall: Chambers Brothers, Jimi Hendrix, Miles Davis, Nina Simone, The Last Poets, The Kinks, Mott the Hoople, Sir Douglas Quintet, Long John Baldry, Little Richard, BB King, Albert King, Canned Heat, The Mothers of Invention, Alice Cooper, Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac, Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band, GTOs, Wild Man Fischer, Delaney & Bonnie, Jeff Beck Band, Chuck Berry, Randy Newman, Moody Blues, Bo Diddley, Electric Flag, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Iron Butterfly, The Rascals, Genesis, Big Brother & the Holding Company, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, …

The Anaheim Convention Center: Jimi Hendrix, Soft Machine, Blue Cheer, Eric Burdon & the Animals, Cream, Spirit, ABBA, John Mayall, Norman Greenbaum, …

Rose Palace: Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Lee Michaels, Alice Cooper, Dr. John, Joe Cocker, Grand Funk Railroad, Deep Purple, The Byrds, Albert King, Fields, …

The Troubadour: Jobriath, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Cat Stevens, Jackson Brown, Tim Buckley, Stereolab, Manic Street Preachers, Elton John, Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band, Incredible String Band, Linda Ronstadt, Randy Newman, Radiohead, James Taylor, Tom Waits, Laura Nyro, Carole King, Van Morrison, Carly Simon, Tim Hardin, Sebadoh, John Sebastian, John Stewart, Loudon Wainwright III, Poco, Stephen Malkmus, Dan Hicks & his Hot Licks, Melanie, John Prine, New Pornographers, AC Newman, Broken Social Scene, Liars, Mercury Rev, Pinback, Bonnie Raitt, Judy Collins, Fairport Convention, …

Hollywood Bowl: Bjork, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, The Monkees, Humble Pie, Bonnie Prince Billy, Faces, Stephen Stills, …

Ash Grove: Sonny Terry & Brownie McGee, Lightnin’ Hopkins, Loudon Wainwright III, Taj Mahal, Randy Newman, Buddy Guy, Howlin Wolf, Mississippi John Hurt, Phil Ochs, Ramblin’ Jack Elliott, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Sugarcane Harris, Johnny Otis, The Persuasions, Ian Whitcomb, …

Starwood: Gang of Four, The Damned, The Dickies, John Cale, Cheap Trick, The Quick, Devo, The Go-Gos, The Plimsouls, The Bags, The Weirdos, Wayne County, X, Zolar X, Black Flag, …

Jabberjaw: Bikini Kill, Guided by Voices, The Melvins, Jawbreaker, Godheadsilo, Low, Unwound, Further, Sebadoh, Bratmobile, Polvo, Beck, Codeine, Royal Trux, Red Aunts, Gas Huffer, Shudder to Think, Unsane, Beat Happening, …

Spaceland: Wire, Melt Banana, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Arthur Lee & Love, Guided by Voices, Dinosaur Jr., Spoon, Pavement, Sebadoh, The Breeders, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Caribou, Destroyer, Helium, Moving Units, Ariel Pink, The Fall, Wolf Eyes, Black Dice, Nels Cline, Frog Eyes, Jesus Lizard, Sky Saxon and The Seeds, …

Henry Fonda Theater/The Music Box: Donovan, The Shins, Guided by Voices, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Sparks, Architecture in Helsinki, Battles, No Age, …

Long Beach Arena: David Bowie, Weezer, Elvis Costello, Slayer, Megadeth, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Deep Purple, King Crimson, Jeff Beck Band, The Who, Jimmy Eat World, Tenacious D, The Beach Boys, …

Miscelaneous venues: Flying Burrito Brothers, Jefferson Airplane, Moody Blues, Cecil Taylor, Sun Ra, Frank Zappa’s Hot Rats, PiL, Mountain, The Orb, Orbital, Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Buffy Sainte Marie, Prince, Johnny Cash, Throbbing Gristle, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Doors, Public Enemy, Funkadelic, Incredible String Band, Ozzy Osbourne, Marilyn Manson, Black Sabbath, Roxy Music, Arlo Guthrie, Cat Power, Cabaret Voltaire, Young Marble Giants, Dusty Springfield, Spiritualized, Animal Collective, The Books, Broadcast, Liza Minelli, Deerhoof, Interpol, Matmos, Pinback, Human League, Butthole Surfers, The Replacements, Tuxedo Moon, Translator, Dada Munchamonkey, The Los Angeles Free Music Society, Anthony Braxton, Pharoah Sanders, Stephen Prina’s Sonic Dan, Factrix, Steve Reich, Philip Glass, Terry Riley, Robert Pollard, Mouse on Mars, Matmos, Air, Frank Black, Brian Wilson, The Falcons, …
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p.s. Hey. The first time I published this post, it was kind of a lot of fun, I think, what with people sharing lists of shows they've seen in their hometowns or in LA or wherever and so on. It would be cool if it turns out to be fun this time too. I'm going to take a break from my project work today at some point, look in here, and hope for the best.

Rerun: The Dreadful Flying Glove presents ... The Charts (orig. 11/07/09)

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During the 20th and 21st centuries, a record chart was a ranking of recorded music according to popularity during a given period of time. Examples of prominent record charts include the NME Singles Chart and the Billboard Hot 100, which were compiled and published on a week-by-week basis by popular magazines.



This man has "loads of CDs". Could he have been a chart compiler?


There were lots of different criteria used in different charts used to reflect popularity, commonly: sales of records, cassettes and compact discs; the amount of radio airplay; and, latterly, the number of downloads.

Some charts were specific to particular musical genres and most to a particular geographical location. The most common period of time covered by a chart was one week, with the chart being printed or broadcast at the end of this time. Summary charts for years and decades were then calculated from their component weekly charts. Prior to the event, component charts had become an increasingly important way to measure the commercial success of individual songs.



The New Metaphysical Enquirer record chart for the week ending 2nd October 2002.


During the 1940s and 1950s, the American Billboard magazine had maintained three independent charts ranking records separately by their sales, popularity on broadcast radio, and popularity on 'jukebox' systems. In 1955 these charts were adjoined by a Top 100 chart that led, three years later, to a national singles sales chart, the Hot 100. Meanwhile, the first British record chart was compiled and published in 1952 by Percy Dickins of East Ham, London, the co-founder of the New Musical Express.

One of the most significant aspirations for many musicians became the chart placing of their records. As chart were customarily listed in descending order of sales, the strongest-selling record of any given week would be the first entry on the chart. As such, to achieve the strongest sales was to achieve the accolade of "being Number One".



The proud recipient of a British Number One. Note ceremonial robes.









A selection of British Number Ones.


Although many records and the majority of primary sources regarding record charts did not survive the event, some material has survived. We present a selection from our archives here.


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Excerpt from The Manual: How To Have A Number One The Easy Way by "the Timelords" (19??)

"People equate a Number One with fame, endless wealth and easy sex - a myth that they want to believe and one that the popular press want to see continued. Along with the soap stars, sporting heroes and selected (however distant) members of the Royal Family, pop stars belong to a glittering world of showbiz parties, at one end of the scale, to illicit liaisons, at the other, where their lives are dragged up, dressed up, made up and ultimately destroyed. The celebrated, of course, are apt to fall into a world of drugs, drink, broken marriages and bankruptcy but even this is given the glamour treatment instead of the squalid misery that it is in reality.

"Basically, a Number One is seen as the ultimate accolade in pop music. Winning the Gold Medal. The crowning glory.

"The majority of Number One’s are achieved early on in the artist’s public career and before they have been able to establish reputations and build a solid fan base. Most artists are never able to recover from having one and it becomes the millstone around their necks to which all subsequent releases are compared. The fact that a record is Number One automatically means the track is in a very short period of time going to become over exposed and as worthless as last month’s catchphrase.

"Once or twice a decade an act will burst through with a Number One that hits a national nerve and the public’s appetite for the sound and packaging will not be satisfied with the one record. The formula will be untampered with and the success will be repeated a second, a third and sometimes even a fourth time. The prison is then complete; either the artist will be destroyed in their attempt to prove to the world that there are other facets to their creativity or they succumb willingly and spend the rest of their lives as a travelling freak show, peddling a nostalgia for those now far off, carefree days. These are the lucky few. Most never have the chance of a repeat performance and slide ungracefully into years of unpaid tax, desperately delaying all attempts to come to terms with the only rational thing to do - get a nine to five job.

"Even if the unsuspecting artiste doesn’t know the above, rest assured most of the record business does but for some lemming-like reason refuses to acknowledge it. They continue to view the act’s cheaply recorded, debut blockbuster as striking gold and will spend the next few years pumping fortunes into studio time, video budgets and tour support whilst praying for a repeat of the miracle and the volume album sales that bring in the real money.

"Of course there are those artists that have worked long and hard building personal artistic confidence, critical acclaim, a loyal following (all strong foundations) and then have a Number One, that is that crowning glory. But even then the disgruntled purists amongst the loyal following desert in disgust at having to share their private club with the unwashed masses."

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This man was responsible for the Oyez Isles Crisis, whereby Elias O'Tolliver's "Exploded Propagations Of Jane" officially remained Number One in the Oyez Isles from March 1976 to September 1983. Three hundred and nineteen people died.


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This is the only surviving image of the record that was the most popular commercial release of the 20th century.


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Stalgrove Brisby's review of the UK singles chart for the week ending 27th April 2003

10/ Spread Your Love by The London
---"...like pie", that is. Honkey consonance and diagrammable sorrow in a startling submersible deposit. Oddly it doesn't include so much authentic transgression anyway. "More, which just in contrast / Ultimately drifted away". Yes, please.

9/ Walrus by Fazed Cookies
---Mortal killer rendition of this exhausted clanger, best known in the Beatles rendition, although they ripped it off from Jimmy Page, who ripped off from Chatterton. It's instantly a very nice alternative to all of the above, who are insufferable.

8/ In The Morning by Duty Cycle
---Half-baked, smacked-out and completely fantastic, special mention really to Stephen Street for this darkest of all psychedelic skull-knockers. Much-dismissed in their own time and re-released last week by mistake, this is sour and inert and can't possibly disappoint you.

7/ Big Hits by Sensebedroom
---"Big hits / We all love them / Choose to be cold / Paint over yourself." Yesssss!!! I'm now obliged to tell you about these people's songs: big fistfuls of monstrous possession that make Bert Jansch sound like provocative and aggressive behaviour. I have a finite quantity of time to write this and this has been wilfully overextended already. It's their fault. Get your Mum on it.

6/ Can't Stand Me by Personaland
---Ladbroke Grove's present instalment of those '68 instincts can't be thanked enough for this soft, callow prequel to what demonstrates every indication of being a marvellous album about an utterly deracinated relationship. "Authentically alone / Entitlement / I like you, but / I can't stand me."

5/ Disposition Time by Twanky
---This producer legend graphs at least three obnoxious freak-outs beneath what would otherwise be a blissed-out autumn lawn. Me: consistently disappointed approval. Any sense of possession drifts apart simply because he can't be bothered. Seven years after 'Sensational Tide', he's not even trying to engage. Very hard to dispel the prevailing 'You have been watching:'-ness of it all.

4/ Any Expression Left? by Henry Manervous
---Henry dislikes confrontation, so Henry has carefully prepared. Henry coughs his way through full-volume denunciation like he's been attending evening classes in it. Couldn't pull my volume slider low enough for this helltantrum. Fear the man who can make rage this dull.

3/ Saturday Nights Down In Emerson by Kate Prisoner
---Should drag like a bastard, but as it turns out Kate-does-vaudeville is a bright and colossal assault on self-awareness. "Go doubt yourself," she coos as beautifully dark ache collapses all over you, "because you don't quite understand / Carry on, carry on". And the beauty of it is that you don't. I certainly don't.
---But this is as ugly as a modern school and twice as important.

2/ Finest Walking by Alex
---Absolutely also explains the problem with violence, this one. Fraudulent shit when you look at it hard enough, but I'd love to meet him. I was level with this sort of coquettish disclosure a few years ago - Alex is sensitive, Alex is vain, Alex eliminates himself step by step as he crosses a great dark sandbank and treads confidently out into the sea - and if you think he's singing about himself, you're wrong.
---But the inescapable question really is yes, the walking dead assault anyone, we know this, so WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT EMOTIONAL VOLTAGE? Can we have it back?
---I'll say this, though, lean back and soften your voice and on the strength of the keyboards alone it's so beautiful it's practically holy. Still lies, of course - resolution is what we want, what we all want, and we haven't earned it. This is another lullaby that conceals a vicious leer. Dare we think otherwise?

1/ All Over by Imperial Stooge
---Snowdrifts in Poland. Digging an actual socket for yourself. Washed up against a rotten piling. Like coming unstuck while rotting in a bathtub. Great moral ache, this one, dissipating in a long sulphate vapour trail across light years of the bastardised dead.
---My admiration for this band and what they do runs so deep it's intravenous, but when they cheerfully derail all that listless sorting-machine powergrind in the second minute and briefly visit a place that's so authentically charitable and hopeless you can smell the splinters and urine, commercial significance doesn't seem terribly important anymore. Like the man said, "Dismissal's easier than learning."


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Paul Morley's write-up of the NME singles chart for the week ending 12th July 1982 (possibly w/e 19th July 1982)

10/ Paperlate by Genesis (Charisma)
---When people ask me what music I like, I don't think too long about the answer. In 1982, it's no use wasting time. I say, "everything!" -- often just to get up the tight noses of unpleasant cool folk (you know the type: all they're into these days is early Pop Group, one side of a Roland Krk LP and a special tape they've put together of the 'best bits' of 'Sandinista'). What I mean when I say "everything!" is probably that I believe everything that goes on inside that pumping Chart: and it takes some believing, believe me. As a thinking individual I take great pleasure in being surprised and amazed -- and I'm constantly amazed and surprised by what happens in The Charts, by what happens to The Charts. Does this mean I'm simple minded? I don't think so -- it means I'm not cool, thank God. Of course, I don't really like 'everything'. What kind of critic would I be then!? For instance, I can't stand the Genesis single.

9/ I've Never Been To Me by Charlene (Motown)
---And I loathe the Charlene single, like I loathy milky coffee. It's a great feeling, isn't it, to hate things? I hate Peter Withe, I hate J.R.R. Tolkien, I hate Zandra Rhodes, and I hate the Beatles Movie Medley -- there are plenty of things to really hate in The Charts (Adrian Gurvitz!), and that's another reason why I love them. This isn't preposterous.

8/ Only You by Yazoo (Mute)
---It doesn't seem long ago that I was forever moaning in these pages -- printed for lovers of impure escapism -- that the pop groups who should have been having hit singles . . . weren't having them. I wrote out long lists of the groups who should have Charted -- why else make singles! Life's too funny to make singles simply to sell 794. These were lists full of names like Altered Images, Human League, New Order, Simple Minds, ABC, Associates, Bow Wow Wow . . . These groups now regularly rise up The Charts, constantly joined by the unexpected like Yazoo or Fun Boy Three or Paul Haig (it'll happen soon), and this is one of the reasons why The Charts are such a brilliant thing to watch. It used to be a distant world for the new pop groups: now it's getting to be a first home. It's getting to be that it doesn't matter how mad or moody you are, there can be a place for you in this decidedly un-cool room.
---For me The Charts are something to take a wicked delight in: someone might call it a surrealist pleasure. There is so much to love, so much to hate, so much to pick at, so much to pick: so much for those cool folks who say that nothing is going on. The Charts have evolved over the last few years into a very particular genre -- in a world of its own, a world pleasured by its own making, but not a deceitful alternative to reality, simply a strange arrangement of facts and fictions. One of the things that is happening in music is The Charts: such a small thing perhaps, but too mixed and active to add up to complacency. Even if The Charts is only good for a tipsy gossip then I'm not complaining.

7/ Mama Used To Pray by Junior (Mercury)
---Those who say this mythical 'hard edge' is missing from The Charts are generally the same sort of people who snort at the adventures of Cabaret Voltaire and A Certain Ratio and Throbbing Gristle and 23 Skidoo. These people don't really know what they want, apart from the demolishing of pop music, or perhaps something that relates to the 'adult-shocking' rock of the Stones and The Who as were . . . As far as I can see -- and I can see for miles -- a chart that can accommodate music as different and as marvellous as 'I'm A Wonderful Thing', 'Club Country', 'I Want Candy', 'Look Of Love', 'Forget Me Not', 'Fireworks', 'Temptation', 'The Telephone Always Rings' is not something to sneer at, unless you prefer celery to chocolate. (I also get a kick out of 'Fantasy Island' and 'Girl Crazy' and . . . but now it's getting complicated.)
---The 'hard edge' -- I've never believed in this mythical 'hard edge', as the only difference philosophically between the avid Haircut 100 fan and the raving Killing Joke fan is that one is more bad tempered than the other -- makes me think of a room full of Theatre Of Hate and The Clash, which in turn doesn't make me think of a liberation of imagination but that accursed coolness. Of course I wouldn't want a Chart oozing with Haircut 100s, but certainly they can have 1/10th of it. Today's Chart pumps so healthily because of its variety. I can't even begrudge Iron Maiden and The Mood having 1/10th. Like I say, The Charts must never completely please you -- there is nothing like a moan, and I don't mind an [.....] too. I like everything, but I hate both versions of 'Iko Iko': both give me toe-ache in fact. That's the world for you -- a piece of pleasure, or an aching toe. And that's the chart for you.

6/ Hungry Like A Wolf by Duran Duran (EMI)
---Of course when Duran Duran nick 1/10th it can worry you . . .

5/ Fantasy Island by Tight Fit (Jive)
--- . . . but then Tight Fit can chase those fears away. Duran Duran are ridiculously bland, and belong to a mid-'70s chart: Tight Fit are a ridiculous blend and do their tart bit to contribute to The Charts' tricky interior. The 12" of 'Fantasy Island' is actually better than 'Led Zeppelin III'.

4/ The Look Of Love by ABC (Neutron)
---Well, what can an emotional Chart Lover say but: if a single as lovingly crafted, as lovely, as brilliant as 'Look Of Love' can fail to get onebecause of the Bizarre, CBS, Stiff competition then you just know that it's a booming time inside The Charts. As far as it goes for ABC -- and it shoots to the moon -- life's too serious to make singles simply to sell 250,000. Why else make singles but to reach the number one? The Charts breathe because of such splendid reasoning.

3/ Torch by Soft Cell (Some Bizzare)
---I've never got used to Scell . . . they made me write one of the worst pieces of my life, The Curse Of Stevo. Did you know that In The Beginning Scritti Politti used to cover a Chelsea song, and Marc Almond who was in the audience shouted out, "Do your own stuff!!" I wish it was Scritti at number three.

2/ House Of Fun by Madness (Stiff)
---The good feeling, or even thrill, that all sorts of people felt when Madness reached number one says a lot about the irresistible pull of The Charts. So much more than a pile of dried up and unlovely statistics: so much less than the world's tallest building. The Charts -- some thinsg to some people. Well, it's something to talk about.

1/ Goody Two Shoes by Adam (CBS)
---I like this, but then I like 'Pinky Blue' by Altered Images and to be a 'rock critic' and like Altered Images at the moment is asking for the sack . . . (mmm). Of course, I know some people's favourite singles just now will be Duran Duran, Genesis, Blondie, Nicole, Diana Ross, Spandau Ballet, Echo And The Bunnymen, whereas mine are Adam, Madness, ABC, Associates, Kid Creole, Fun Boy Three, Depeche Mode, Siouxsie And The Banshees, New Order . . . those people are not ace like me, merely stupid -- but at least they're not cool. Cool people don't like The Charts -- just the odd single, and oh wasn't it good that Pigbag did so well (Why?) . . . Be ace and be stupid: that's The Charts. Don't be cool: that's Chartless.
---It's better to like "everything" than be cool.

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p.s. Hey. The Dreadful Flying Glove, one of the legendary d.l.s of this blog, hasn't been here in quite a while, but back when this place was one of his homes, he made the great post you see up above. Enjoy. Glove, where are you, and how are you, man?

Rerun: Heavily plotted non-linear structures whose velocity lacks narrative drive (orig. 11/09/09)

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Maze Mania
Garden City, SC

'This is a large fence maze located south of Myrtle Beach, SC. The maze changes daily, so the solution is always different. Customers are timed as they go through, and prizes are given if you can beat the posted time of the day. Tickets are good for unlimited admission throughout the day. There is also an observation deck where you can cheer (or heckle) your friends as they try to make their way through.' -- Roadside Attractions



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Visit Walter's Maze Mansion



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The Shining: Hedge Maze



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'Daniel Weber made a huge maze spanning his entire house. Constructed out of cardboard boxes, duct tape, and 300 bolts. The maze spans two rooms and a hallway. A fog machine completely fills maze with fog, making it very very difficult to navigate with a single glow stick.' -- Make: Zine



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Chucky's Funhouse Maze



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'The home of Isabelle de Beaufort and Bernard Ramus in Cordes-sur-Ciel, France has an innovative yet ancient security system in form of a complex hedge maze intended to keep criminal types, religious soliciters, and fair weather friends away from their door and possessions. They estimate the amount of time it would take a stranger to reach their house upon entering the maze at anywhere between two and a half and four hours, and they claim the quickest they've been able to negotiate their own security maze at twenty minutes at a brisk trot.' -- Designrelated.com



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Stick Figure Death Maze



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The Book Report

Here is a random maze I have generated by Monte Carlo. Can you find the way out?





In reality, a random maze would be much more convoluted than the above example. Such mazes are less pleasing to the eye. In the case above a maze consisting of walls that spiral from the origin was generated, and then subjected to a Monte Carlo simulation for a short time (before the maze would randomize completely).

Random Tree:

A maze is a special kind of random tree: in particular, it is a spanning tree of a square in the square lattice (such a maze would have only one way out from the center). Below is a random tree in the square lattice.





If the number of edges in the tree above should be multiplied, while the length scale is shrunk appropriately, a limiting random tree will be seen. In the picture below there are 10000 edges, each too small to be seen here, in a lattice tree generated by a Monte Carlo program. The tree begins to appear like a fractal object. The existence of a scaling limit is known in high dimensions (above 8). There is general consensus that it also exists in dimensions below 9.






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Marsh Maze
Kent, UK

'Haguelands Farm has recently acquired the tremendously fun and popular Marsh Maize Maze moving it from its previous site at Honeychild Farm to our farm village in Romney Marsh. Walk into the square on the NW corner of the swamp, and you will find yourself in a swampy maze. Each part of the maze is connected by magical mud: specific spots on the map has mud that forms a mouth and waits for your command. Say 'slurp' and it takes you into the next connected part of the map. Head for the SE corner of the swamp, and you will find yourself at the base of the Wizard Tower in the swamp. Note that you cannot actually enter through the door because the key does not exist anymore; but you *can* use Dimension Door to get in.'



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Team of Monkeys

Team Of Monkeys started out many years ago as a half baked idea of Yonatan Frimer and RSL. While there are areas of dispute in this specific matter, the agreed upon facts are that Team Of Monkeys is a division of STOM Research, which is a fictitious multi-conglomerate that has the most advanced scientific achievements. One of their more famous achievements is the well trained team of monkeys and the maze comics are their marketing material.



Flower Power Maze


Maze of Andy Warhol


Maze of Mohammad Ali K.O. George Foreman



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Mouse in VR Maze



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The Petrin Mirror Maze
Prague

'The Petrin House Mirror Maze, located in a mock-Gothic castle in the hills of Prague, was originally the Pavilion of the Czech Tourists Club at the Jubilee Exhibition at Stromovka, from where it was transferred in 1892. It is a reconstruction of the Vyšehrad Gate called špička from the time of Charles IV. Inside, at the end of the maze, is a diarama depicting the fight of the people of Prague against the Swedes on Charles Bridge in 1648. It is the combined work of Karel and Adolf Liebscher and Vojtěch Bartoněk.'



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Bestmaze Trail of Terror
Webberville, Michigan

What is expected of you: You will be staggered out in small groups as you enter. Walk through the trails and stay on the path. Anyone going off the paths or onto a fenced off trail will be removed by maze cops – no refund. We will not tolerate any rough contact with actors; destruction of fencing; buildings; corn; or throwing of any objects. No alcohol allowed onto paths. Drunks not allowed to enter.

Age for participants: While the Trail of Terror will have intense scares it will not be a disgustingly gross production. We take the gross out of some of the well known plots and present “the scare or terror”. Not recommended for kids under 12.

Note: It was not our maze that left people stranded alone in a huge maze after dark This happened at a local maze & haunt on Sept 20, 2008. We have had a system in place for years of sweeping through our maze at end of each night. Even if we have no cars in the Bestmaze lot we still sweep through the maze in case a few kids were dropped off and parents went to Mc Donald's. Michigan Screams.



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3D Monster Maze Vid


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'In 2001, Gregor Schneider won the Golden Lion at the Venice Biennale when he exhibited his childhood home, Totes Haus u r (Dead House u r) in the German Pavilion. But this was no ordinary suburban dwelling: visitors walked up to an inconspicuous brown front door, the kind found on any German street, only to be admitted in to a house of horrors. The place was a maze of fake partitions, lead-lined rooms, makeshift sleeping quarters and a kitchen encrusted with mould. The most disturbing aspect was the basement, whereunder a low ceiling, amid the dirt and dust, hung a disco ball. Schneider is at his most gruesome when he alludes to sex and death, and more than anything this small prop suggested something sordid in the house of Schneider, as horrific as the nefarious activities of Fred West or Josef Fritzl. Although Schneider would argue (possibly disingenuously) that any associations we make concerning his art are constructed from our own ghoulish imaginations.' -- Guardian.co.uk
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p.s. Hey. I guess that's probably a characteristic, nutshell DC's blog post if there ever was one or something. So, I'm up early enough today to do one of my rushy (apologies) p.s.es and catch up. Things continue to go really, really well here. The book we're working on is going to be amazing, I think, if I don't say so myself, and we're having a blast otherwise too. Okay, ... ** Saturday ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Got your email. Sorry to be slow, but I'll write to you very soon. ** 灑瀟, Hi. Lovely words on Jarry, and thank you very much for the Butor link. What a boon! I'll head over there. ** Alan, Hey, man! Thank you once again retrospectively and now. Such a terrific post. That must feel so great: the speed at which the new novel is happening. That's very exciting! I'm very happy with how my novel-in-progress is going. It's slow but steady, and I think what's happening in it is reaching somewhere I haven't gotten to before, which is always what I need to keep going. Wonderful to see you! ** Bill, Hopefully the lag is a yellowed, crinkled memory by now. Yeah, 'Amour' has been on offer on, I think, the last four flights I've taken, strangely. ** Brendan, Hi, B! I was like, whoa, Brendan, knowing what was coming next, aka your life in photos. Nah, I'm only vaguely following the Dodgers, et. al. It's too hard to get as engaged as I want to be over here. A novel! Seriously? Detective-y? Go for it, duh. Do send me stuff to look at, please. ** Steevee, Hi, man. I wonder what Pere Ubu is like live at this stage. I don't even know who constitutes them now other than Thomas. ** Martin Bladh, Hey. I'll write back to you re: your most recent missive soon. Take care. ** Tosh Berman, Morning, maestro. ** Sweettomb, Hi, Trinie! Sucks to see you after so long on a day when I need to scramble through the p.s. but, hey! I miss you! The trip is being both fun and greatly productive, thanks. Sweet about the dog and especially the guy. Nicely named fella. No, I won't be there for 'Jerk'/Redcat, sadly. It's so great that you plus the classic others are seeing it! I might get there for Halloween or thereabouts. I'm trying. I think of you with all kinds of love all the time too! High five. ** David Ehrenstein, Morning, sir. ** _Black_Acrylic, Fingers crossed for whatever length is necessary. ** Rewritedept, Hope the recording went really well. That launch sounds like something I'll kick myself for having missed. Parties, me? Nah. I don't really like parties. I think if I liked alcohol more, I might. ** Sypha, Seriously glad about the steady finishing of your book. And, duh, I'm real glad you found your way into AR-G's pleasure center. ** Monday ** David Ehrenstein, Hey. I didn't make it back 'tomorrow' but close enough? ** Bill, Loire treats us very well. Found another crazy great castle/ grounds here that we are buying for ourselves in our wishes and are returning to today. It could be worse, you bet. Feel better if you haven't yet. ** Brendan, Ha ha ha. ** Gary gray, Hi. Wow, okay, here's where my need to speed along takes its toll. You seem okay with having committed yourself, or that's the tone I'm getting. I don't know. Man, I hope you're okay. I hope it was helpful, and that whatever proceeds is as well. My dear friend/muse George Miles tried to stab himself to death when he was 15, and I'm getting an intense reaction to that. Man, yeah, I'm sorry to not say a lot more, and know that I'm thinking about you and sending a ton of love and concern and wishing. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. ** 灑瀟, Hi. ** Paul Curran, Hi, Paul! So very great to see you, and thanks! So happy to hear about the building momentum. I might be back in Tokyo/Japan in January. Very strong possibility, yay! ** S., Hi, buddy. Stack! Everyone, at long last, a new stack from the deviser galore of stacks with Emo intoning. Meet Brocaine. Theoretically very cool new short story. Is it in the works now? ** Tuesday ** Tosh Berman, It's so crazy that we were at so many gigs together without knowing it. If I wasn't speeding, I'd shoot the shit with you about most of them. ** Rewritedept, Dude, you've seen a lot of shows, and some very hot stuff in there. Again, I'd ask you all kinds of questions about some of them if I didn't need to get out of here and back to work so imminently. But, yeah, whoa, impressive. ** Ken Baumann, Ken! Such a sweet thing to see you in this realm. Coolness on your list. You good, better, best? ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris. Great seeming gigs there. I got semi-beaten up at a Melvins show. High five. Trip goes fantastically, thank you. No, you're super awesome. ** Gary gray, Hi, man. I envy a bunch of those shows you saw. How was Prurient live, for instance? ** Rudyd, Hey, welcome! I'm really glad you delurked, and I apologize for not being able to be as talkative and inquisitive as I wish I could be during this first meet and greet between us, so come back. We were at some of the same shows, and you saw some other doozies that I wish I had. Thank you a lot! ** Bill, Hi. Seven Seconds! Crash Worship! Very nice. Thanks, Bill. ** Thomas Moronic, Hey. Yeah, I read your great interview with CJC yesterday. Kudos! Everyone, here's a DC's d.l. doubleheader of serious note for you: The one and only Thomas 'Moronic' Moore interviews the equally one and only Jeff 'Chilly Jay Chill' Jackson about his new novel 'Mira Corpora' at the yet again one and only Fanzine right here. A must see on so many levels. ** Lee Vincent, Hi, Lee! Very happy to see you, man! Sexy shows are a rarity, I think, or, hm, maybe not, now that I think more about it. I've hardly seen any shows this year, strangely. My mind is a blank, but I've got a few in the offing. The trip I'm on has taken me to the Loire Valley with my best friend/collaborator Zac for the reason of working on a book to do with a recent-ish trip we took to Scandinavian theme parks and to film two local Fujiko Nakaya fog sculpture pieces for a doc. film we're making about her work. Take care! ** Hyemin, Hi. I envy you having seen C. Spencer Yeh. ** Pilgarlic, Whoa, hey, man! Thanks so much for stopping by. You know, I don't remember that drunken intro live although I know it well from the SD box set, but I think it must have been the same show since I think SD quit doing gigs soon thereafter. How are you, buddy? ** _Black_Acrylic, That is news of the big nature. Everyone, you can now explore the myriad wonders that constitute _Black_Acrylic with a single push. Get thee there. Looks beautiful at first quick look, Ben. I'm anxious to explore in full. ** Casey McKinney, Casey! Dude, so many great shows we saw in tandem for fucking sure. Ha ha, yeah, I just mentioned the Melvins melee back up above a ways. Awesome that you found Dwight Twilley! One of the true unsung greats, if you ask me. The first two Dwight Twilley Band albums are kind of genius from top to bottom. Miss you in the real and over there too to the max! That said, some to Paris! ** Rudyd, You came back. Awesome! ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. I'm not so into horses. A couple bucked me off when I was smaller. Live and let live is my horse-related  attitude. New shoes, nice. Photo? ** Chris Cochrane, I have yet to hear a peep of the Body/Head album, but it's in the queue to be sure. I'm into Rico for sure. ** Wednesday ** David Ehrenstein, Greetings! ** Steevee, I look forward to reading that. Everyone, here's the great word- and thought-smith Steevee on the 'excellent' film 'The Last Time I Saw Macao', which means click that blue 'here's' ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Good question. He's been known to return after a long absence before, so we can only hope. ** Robert-nyc, Hi, man. I don't know why you know that, hunh. From memory, yeah. Weird, right? You've seen some awesome shows. Wish I had the time to make direct queries about a bunch of them. I'll try to use my apparently good memory and ask you later on. Best to you! ** Right. I'll go back to my fun and work now. And I'll see you soon, don't know when, do know where.

Rerun: Spotlight on ... Georges Bataille Blue of Noon (1945) (orig. 12/09/09)

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'His non-conformist mind was marked by what it was not yet customary to call black humor. Somewhat thin, with a style both romantic and of his time, he possessed (in a more youthful form of course, and less discreetly) the elegance he would never loose. His close-set, darkened eyes, brimming with all the blue of noon, went with his teeth that oddly suggested a forest animal, often uncovered by a laugh that (perhaps wrongly) I judged to be sarcastic'. Neither 'flamboyantly attired' nor 'extravagant', elegant but conservatively dressed ('I always knew Bataille dressed in a very Bourgeois way'; 'there was nothing Bohemian about him'). There was nothing Bohemian about him, but, as photographs of the time show, he displayed an elegance that was close to dandyism, a cynical dandyism.' -- Michel Leiris






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'Corpses are the things of nightmares, figures that vibrate perpetually with the deafening echo of the last breath of presence. Georges Bataille's 1935 novel The Blue of Noon is inundated with literal and metaphorical descriptions of corpses, which are used to convey the narrator's self-ravaging tides of fear and desire. Simultaneously, the novel is interjected with strangely removed (despite the narrator's physical proximity) observations of the political events leading up to World War II. When viewed in the context of its author's biography and the period in which it was written, the disjointed poetic narrative that it unfurls is both personal and prolific.

'Like all of Bataille's narrative works, The Blue of Noon is in part a self-mediated biography, told through the thinly veiled voice of his male narrator Henri Troppmann. Although the implications will not be thoroughly explored here, the question of what requisites lend momentum to societies transgressions looms darkly in the background. Death exposes a very particular, and perhaps a penultimate, chaos; to surpass tears with momentary satiation does not escape comprehension. I would like to use specific passages from The Blue of Noon to discuss Bataille's personal and authorial transgression of the Impossible, and more precisely to study his use of corpses as signifiers for this exploration of threshold and how to implement language in describing this struggle. From his notions on expenditure, to the death of philosophy, Bataille waged a war on limits. Before aging into the figure we study here, Bataille was a young adult on the path to becoming a monk.

'Between the years 1920-1924, Georges Bataille's belief system underwent a dramatic shift. A series of encounters during this period helped set into motion a dizzying struggle with paradox Bataille attempted to both define and destroy for the duration of his life. Small cracks had begun to destabilize the foundation of a devout Catholicism he had presumably taken up as a means of insulating himself from the madness of his childhood; but it wasn't until his initial readings of Nietzsche that he felt deeply confounded by an intellectual choice in obsessive pursuits. His reaction to Nietzsche was in fact so provocative, that his first response was to reject the material. Reflecting years later on this moment, Bataille stated, "It is natural for a man encountering the destiny which belongs to him to experience an initial moment of recoil." The terror of his adolescence crashed over him for a second (and certainly not the last) time, but unlike his self-enclosing escape into religion, he chose to pursue this new and unnerving opening before him.

'By yielding to the Death of God and the laughing whilst peering into the void, transgression became his anti-idealistic ideal for living, signifying the end of an upright value system, in which all subjects are interchangeable and every structure is offered up for transmutable inversion. In his personal life, this allowed for his most debased desires to be structured accordingly; the brothel would become his church, and every person, from himself, to his mother, to his lovers (prostitutes, wives, and mistresses alike) was ultimately, a corpse. Bataille's association of human flesh to an ever-present mortality may be a holdover from his years of monistic study, but it also stems from childhood memories of his blind, syphilitic father, who deteriorated progressively into madness until his death. Bataille claims to have been in love with his father until the age of fourteen. At the onset of the new self-consciousness of puberty this adoration shifted to a deep hate.' -- DISCURSIVE BODIES: The Corpses of Georges Bataille's The Blue of Noon


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Translation: Journalist: What is the Evil you're talking about? G. Bataille: There are, I believe, two sorts of Evil basically contrasting. On the one hand, one is linked to the necessity that everything goes right and succeed. On the other hand, the other one consists in positively breaking what is forbidden, like for instance, the ban on murder, or several sexual possibilities. J.: Does the title mean that Literature and Evil are inseparable? B.: I believe yes. Of course this isnt clear at first sight, but I think that if Literature goes away from Evil it becomes quickly boring. It is important to underline that Literature must deal with anguish, that this very anguish is based upon something that goes wrong, and eventually seriously bad. In leading the reader in some unpleasant perspective, I take the example of a novel, Literature avoids to get boring. J.: Thus a writer is always guilty of writing..? B.: Most of writers aren't fully aware of this, but I do believe in that profound guilt. Writing is basically the opposite of working. It might not appear so logical, although every amusing books are efforts submited to work. J.: Could you name 1 or 2 writers that might have felt guilty of writing? B.: Well, two of them, which I named in my book, are clearly distinct in that matter. Baudelaire and Kafka, both felt guilty being in the common "wrong" side. It is obvious for Baudelaire who chose the very name "les Fleurs du Mal" to describe his deepest thoughts. Kafka expressed himself even more clearly, he thought that by writing he was disobeying to his fellows and put himself in a situation of guilt. [...] J.: But being a writer and being guilty for Baudelaire or Kafka is because it's not a serious occupation, that's what their parents meant. They felt guilt being childish because they were writing. Do you think that Baudelaire and Kafka felt guilty by the very process of writing? B.: I think that expressly, even clearly pointed out by them a few times, they felt in the situation of a child towards his parents. The child disobeying to his parents and by then putting himself in a guitly conscience because he remember his affective parents who told him constantly what not to do, that it was bad ; in the strongest sense of the word. J.: If Literature is childish, you probably think that it is very puerile? B.: I Believe there is something essentially puerile within Literature. That may seem irreconcilable with one's admiration for it, which I share. But I think it is fundamental, that one cannot fully understand what Literature is all about if we do not put it on the childhood side. Which doesn't mean we put it on an inferior level. J.: You wrote a book about erotism, is erotism a childish behaviour in Literature? B.: I dont know if Literature distinguishes from erotism in general. But I think it is essential to underline the childish character of erotism as a whole. To be erotic is to be fascinated like a child with a game, a forbidden game. The man fascinated by erotism definitly is in the situation of a child towards his parents who is frightened of what might happen. He goes always far enough to be frightened. He doesn't content himself with what wealthy adults do, he must be frightened, he must put himself in the same situation than when he was a child always threatened of being told off harshly ; in an unbearable, intolerable way. J.: We may have understood that you are condemning this puerility and childish behaviour, but I think we should go back to the title of your book, Literature and Evil. This is not a condemnation of Literature and Evil. I'd like you to give us the bottom line of this book. B.: It is obvious that it's a warning, in this sense that we must warn against a danger, although it is possible that once we warned someone against a danger, we give him reasons to face it, and I think it is essential for us to face the danger which is Literature. I think it is a great and serious danger. But one is really a man only by facing this danger. Its within Literature that we aprehend human perspectives under their fullest shape, since Literature doesn't let us live without aprehending human things through their most violent perspectives. Wether it be tragedy, Shakespeare and so on. It is mainly Literature that allows us to see the worst. And to know how to face it, how to overcome it. on the whole the man who play finds in the game the strength to overcome what the game leads of horror.


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'Narrative pathways through Le Bleu du ciel are never straightforward. Moving through the text involves negotiating one unstable, disorientating space after another, passing through an elaborate network of symbolic spaces – basements, recesses, cells, and tombs – whose borders touch each other and whose limits are continuously lacerated and transgressed. The text itself becomes labyrinthine and circuitous, subject to what Bataille himself refers to in the novel’s foreword as ‘monstrueuses anomalies’ [‘freakish anomalies’]. Through a study of the treatment of space in the Le Bleu du ciel – spaces constantly shifting between light and dark, openness and enclosure, form and the formless, this essay has examined some of the novel’s ‘anomalies’ and obsessions, looking at their place in relation to ideas explored in the broader corpus of Bataille’s thought. Seen in this context, what has become apparent is that such anomalies are not anomalies at all, but rather nodal points in a system of thought itself devoted to an interrogation of notions of impossibility and contradiction. Reference to the work of Blanchot, itself linked to the territory inhabited by Bataille through numerous biographical and textual connections, expands the scope of this interrogation, helping to show how the spaces of Le Bleu du ciel might be seen to relate to experiences outside the limits of that book, and ultimately to a broader understanding of the unstable, vertiginous experience of reading itself.' -- Michael Eades



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Autopsia - Blue of Noon


David Sylvian - Blue of Noon


Krieg - Blue of Noon



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'Director André S. Labarthe, well-known as the co-founder and original developer of "Cinéma, de notre temps", here portrays the French writer Georges Bataille (1897-1962), whose work ventures, at the same time, into the fields of literature, anthropology, philosophy, economy, sociology and history of art. Initially broadcasted on 30 April 1997, the film contains interviews with Pierre Klossowski and Jacques Pimpanneau. The French title could be translated as As-Far-as-The-Eye-Can-See (At the Limit of Vision).

'André Labarthe: "How to grasp with naked hands the most fiery thinking of the century? How to approach through film that which shies away whenever approached? How can the cinema - "the art of image" as we say - welcome and let live the intolerable images woven in stories such as Madame Edwarda and Blue of Noon? In short, how to talk about Georges Bataille in a film when we know that film to be impossible?"' -- Amip-France 3



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Blue of Noon(Marion Boyars)
translated by Harry Mathews

'Blue of Noon is a novel that is as driven as a car whose driver has lost control. Troppmann the protagonist drinks to severe excess, womanises and is on the verge of despair. His wife Dirty who is introduced in the first chapter thoroughly drunk in the Savoy hotel in London is in an even more disgusting state than Troppmann and together they are driving each other to the brink. His wife separates from him and moves to Brighton leaving Troppmann to lead a dishevelled life of depravity and alcoholic excess in Paris. He visits Lazare a young communist whose ideology he finds as repugnant as her looks. Visiting friends in a nightclub he seduces Xenie by stabbing her in the thigh with a fork. He calls upon Xenie to visit him when he falls ill and scares her half to death whilst trying to seduce her. He visits Barcelona just as the General Strike is called and summons Xenie to him as well as his wife. Xenie gets caught up in the shooting and is terrified. Troppmann is reunited with his wife and together they make mad passionate love in the earth above a graveyard.' -- John Marcel, Resident Scholar

'There's at least one great missing film: the adaptation of Bataille's Blue of Noon that Rainer Werner Fassbinder was planning to direct at the time of his death. I will always regret that this film never got made, for doubtless it would have shed a new and harsh light on the interplay of politics and sexuality and on the historical links between the fascist terror that Bataille confronted in the 1930s and the more diffuse and disguised forms of oppression and deprivation we continue to face today.' -- Steven Shaviro, Artforum


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During the period of my life when I was most unhappy, I used to frequent - for reasons hard to justify, and without a trace of sexual attraction - a woman whom I only found appealing because of her ridiculous appearance: as though my lot required in these circumstances a bird of ill omen to keep me company. When, in May, I came back from London, I was in a state of over-excitement, helpless, almost ill; but this strange girl didn't notice a thing. In June, I left Paris to meet Dirty in Prum; then, out of exasperation, Dirty left me. On my return, I was incapable of keeping up a presentable attitude at any length. I spent as much time as I could with the 'bird of ill omen.' However, I sometimes succumbed to fits of annoyance in her company.

This disturbed her. One day she asked what was the matter with me. (She told me shortly afterwards that she had felt I might go insane at any moment.)

I was irritated. I answered, 'Absolutely nothing.'

She was insistent: 'I can understand it if you don't feel like talking. I'm sure it would be best if I left you now. You're not calm enough to give the project careful thought. But I want you to know that it's upsetting for me. What are you planning to do?'

I looked her in the eye, with no resolve whatsoever. I must have seemed at a loss, as if anxious to escape some obsession that would not be put off. She looked away.

I said to her, 'I suppose you think I've been drinking?'

'No, why? Is that something you do?'

'Frequently.'

'I didn't know that.'

She thought of me as someone serious - wholly serious, in fact - and for her, drunkenness was a thing that could not be reconciled with other obligations.

'It's only...You look worn out.'

'Let's talk some more about the project.'

'You're obviously too tired. You're sitting there as though you were about to keel over.'

'That's a possibility.'

'What's wrong?'

'I'm about to go insane.'

Why?'

'I hurt.'

'What can I do?'

'Nothing.'

'You can't tell me what's wrong?'

'I don't think so.'

'Cable your wife to come back. She doesn't have to stay in Brighton?'

'No. As a matter of fact, she's written me. It's best for her not to come.'

'Does she know the state you're in?'

'She also knows there's nothing she could do to change it.'

The woman sat there puzzled. She must have been thinking that, insufferable and spineless as I was, it was her duty to help me out of my predicament. She finally made up her mind and said to me curtly, 'I can't leave you like this. I'm taking you home, or to a friend's - whatever you like...'

I did not reply. Things at this point started going black inside my head. I'd had enough.

She took me home. I didn't utter another word.



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I usually saw her at a bar-and-grill behind the Bourse. I used to make her eat with me. It was hard for us getting to the end of a meal. We spent our time arguing.

She was a girl of twenty-five, ugly and conspicuously filthy. (The women I previously went out with had, on the contrary, been pretty and well-dressed.) Lazare - her surname - suited her macabre appearance better than her given name. She was strange; indeed, somewhat ridiculous. It was hard explaining the interest I took in her. It necessarily implied some kind of mental derangement. At least, that's how it appeared to the friends I used to meet at the Bourse.

At the time, she was the one human being who could rescue me from dejection. When se came into the bar, her frazzled, black silhouette in the doorway seemed, in this fief of luck and wealth, a pointless incarnation of disaster; but I would jump up and guide her to my table. Her clothes were black, badly cut, and spotted. She seemed not to see what was in front of her; she frequently bumped into tables as she walked by. her hair (short, stiff, unkempt, hatless) stuck out like a crow's wings on either side of her face. Between these wings, her nose - that of a skinny, sallow-fleshed Jewess - emerged beneath steel spectacles.

She inspired uneasiness. She spoke slowly, with a serenity of mind to which all things were alien. Disease, exhaustion, poverty, and death did not matter to her. What she assumed in others was an utterly tranquil indifference. She cast a spell as much by her lucidity as by her visionary powers of thought. I used to give her the money she needed to print a tiny monthly review to which she attached great importance. In it she defended Communist principles that were a far cry from the official Communism of Moscow. Most of the time I thought that she was genuinely mad and that it was ill-tempered mischievousness on my part to keep playing her game. I used to see her, I suppose, because her frenzy was as unbalanced and sterile as my own private life and, at the same time, no less anxious. What most fascinated me was the unhealthy eagerness that prompted her to give her life and blood for the cause of the downtrodden. It would, I reflected, be the thin blood of an unwashed virgin.
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p.s. Hey. This post has been beefed up just a little bit since it first appeared here years ago, so it's kind of only two-thirds of a rerun in a way. See you soon.

Rerun: Smell Technology Day (orig. 12/02/09)

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'Scentography promises a vast extension of sensory space, with profound implications. We've lost touch, as a species, with our sense of smell. Our noses are not on the ground anymore, because we don't have to hunt for food. Scent became an art perpetuated by the big fragrance houses in Europe, and the average person was not empowered. You cannot create a new smell, communicate about it, talk about it. But now we can change that. Our mission is to make scent accessible to everyone. We're giving back to humanity our ability to communicate using scent.' -- Marc Canter, founder of Macromedia


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'Engineers at the Tokyo Institute of Technology have developed an odor recorder that can analyze scents and reproduce them by combining the 96 chemicals packed inside the device. Not only will it be able to approximate the smells of the finer things of life such as freshly-baked bread or apple pie, but it could also help doctors to diagnose remote patients by whipping up a hell of a stench with smells of urine, bile and rotten egg farts.

'You point the device at an object, and then it records its odor using 15 chemical-sensing microchips, or electronic noses. It can then transmit that data to another device in a different location, or save it for later playback. So far, the system has been able to accurately record and play back the scent of orange, lemon, apple, banana and melon, and it's said to be able to demonstrate the difference in scent between a red and green apple. The researchers hope to implement the device for online shopping, where you'll be able to smell before you buy, and also in various virtual-reality environments.' -- gizmodo.com



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'Redefining the home theater experience with the sense of smell is what the SMELLIT concept is all about. Based on the idea of a DVD player, it attaches to your home theater, and gives you the aroma of what’s cooking on the TV screen, in a literal sense. The "smell CARD" of the SMELLIT decodes all the smell information and gets your head turning every time a new dish appears.

'The device, created by Nuno Teixeira, works like the ink jet printer, though in contrast, it houses 118 cartridges for purification instead of the ink cartridges. The SMELLIT releases the fragrance of the picture on the screen as concentrated "smell gel" that’s evenly distributed by a central fan. So, next time a chef’s cooking a meal on TV, you know how it smells if not how it tastes.

'As your DVD player reads the video and sound information from your favorite DVD disc, SMELLIT processes the same DVD, but the "smell CARD" decodes all the smell information from 10 to 20 seconds, depending on how far you are from the SMELLIT, ahead of the actual scene so that the odors have time to reach the spectators.

'After decoding the smell information, the cartridge vaporizes a very small amount of concentrated "smell gel," and the central fan distributes equally the smell in all directions. All of the 118 cartridges can be easily changed and last three times more than a regular ink cartridge, so you don't have to worry you'll run out of smells unexpectedly.' -- gadgets.softpedia.com



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'Imagine the smell of brownies drawing your attention while you roam the aisles at your neighborhood market. The scent isn't coming from the mix inside the box, but from an electronic label programmed to release a bit of aroma every time a shopper walks by. The new labels aim to get consumers to buy more by emitting tantalizing smells.

'"If you got coffee, they'll send out the coffee aroma when they sense you're coming by," says Peter Harrop, Chairman of IDTechex, the printed electronics company behind the new technology. "The label will also talk to you when you touch it, in addition to giving you print that may scroll, like on your computer, to give you instructions in whatever size font you want." The new labels will cost about $.4 each. The cost is about triple that of current labels.' -- WCBS-TV



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'Researchers at the University of Southern California in LA has patented a project that would allow US Army officers to use coded smells to give orders. These can be delivered silently, in the dark and when loud noise is drowning out speech. Furthermore, says the patent, the immediate reaction to a smell is emotional, rather than rational, so an odour trigger may encourage people to carry out orders without question.

'A collar would hang round a soldier’s neck. The collar has a dozen cartridges, each containing a wick soaked in smelly liquid, a valve and a small propeller fan. Remote radio signals open selected valves and kick fans into life. A soldier could be trained to associate specific actions with unmistakable odours. This would allow the smells to be used to jog memory – if you smell this, do that.

'The system could also make training more realistic, with soldiers getting whiffs of desert dust, sea water or mud that are synchronised with audio and visual cues. The collar is close to the wearer's nose, so the effect is immediate, and rapidly fades when the valve is closed.' -- We-make-money-not-art.com



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'Rain Showtechniek, a Dutch company that specialises in lighting, special stage effects and sound systems, has developed a machine that reproduces the traditional smell of bars and cafes. "There is a need for a scent to mask the sweat and other unpleasant smells like stale beer," said Erwin van den Bergh, a spokesman for the company. "People find that smells such as Mocha coffee, Havana cigars or cigarettes can be about good moods and different ideas of living well."

'Unlike the real thing, the artificial tobacco smells do not have any health risks and does not linger in the hair or clothing of bar customers. "Geurmachines" come in different sizes and prices, ranging from giant smell-makers, costing £3500 for exhibition halls to smaller and cheaper scent devices for cafés, priced at £440. Over 50 different scents are offered for the new machines ranging from tobacco aromas to the smell of leather, freshly baked bread or new cars.' -- The Telegraph



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'The latest trend in food packaging: Jars and boxes lined with "smell technology" emit molecules that push against their contents, infusing the items with different flavors. The concept, however, is steeped in real science: Researchers have discovered that most of what we call taste happens not in our mouths, but through our noses. Aromas, in essence, can trick your brain into thinking you are tasting certain flavors.

'An upstart called ScentSational Technologies, founded in 1997 in Jenkintown, Pa., is working with a number of food companies to harness the science of smell. The aim: to produce tasty products without sugary additives like corn syrup or expensive ingredients such as heavy cream.

'ScentSational Technologies says it is working with a baby-food producer to add an odor to the seal of its caps so that when parents open the jars, they can smell "freshness"; it's also collaborating with a cereal maker to add fragrance to plastic bags, "sweetening" the product while actually reducing the amount of sugar. ScentSational Technologies founder Steven Landau says he can't disclose clients' names because the projects are still in the experimental stage.' -- Fortune Magazine



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Digital scent movie projector with sound channel
United States Patent Application 20080043204
Inventors: Guo, Yixin (Ronkonkoma, NY, US)
Application Number: 11/588154
Filing Date: 10/27/2006

A Digital Scent Movie Projector with Sound Channels. Its features include: A Digital Movie Projector, A sense of smell signal converter and a set of scent making devices. A digital movie projector uses a full frequency sound channel as its passageway to transmit sense of smell digital signal or adding a sense of smell digital signal transmission passageway besides the several full frequency and a low frequency sound channel. After being processed by the sense of smell signal converter the sense of smell signal is transmitted into the scent making devices. The scent making devices uses the scent transmission passageway to transmit the scent of the scent can into the pressure-reducing valve and sound muffler, with help of the air compressor and the controlling valve. And finally the scent is released into the cinema from the scent outlet devices installed under or by the audience seats. With this proposal and without any modification to a digital movie projector, the sense of smell signal can be programmed into digital movies and can be projected utilizing one of the full frequency sound channels of a digital movie projector. Therefore it enables the film arts to break the monopoly of traditional film and truly realizes the trinity enjoyable effect of sense of sight, hearing and smell.



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'A group of Savannahians have teamed up to produce the world’s first scent-enabled music album. The first CD equipped with scent-technology is UNLEASHED by ZAN, who lives and records in Savannah. ZAN and her band play a mix of Pop, Funk Rock and New Age music. For the scent-enabled CD to work, one must purchase a Scent-Dome that plugs into a computer. As the computer plays songs, the teapot-sized Scent Dome releases different fragrances triggered by code embedded in the CD.

'The company that invented the technology for ZAN’s scent-enabled CD is TriSenx Holdings Inc., also based in Savannah. TriSenx beat out a number of other research and development firms in a multimillion dollar race to create and patent the technology. Founded in 1999 by Ellwood Ivey, Jr., TriSenx’s mission is to develop multi-sensory products that enable digital olfactory diffusion, especially in the field of education. Its patent-protected technology is available for licensing in a variety of fields-of-use.' --Techgiant.com



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'AromaJet.com announced today that it has demonstrated interactive transmission of Synthesized Smell over IP (IPsmell(TM)). Using an interactive program that allows for the creation of aromas by mixing sixteen separate ingredients in 1% increments, Dr. David B. Wallace, AromaJet’s Chief Technical Officer, transmitted a number of distinct fragrances from Sidney, Australia to an AromaJet Kiosk at AromaJet’s offices in Plano, TX. Both Dr. Wallace’s portable computer and the AromaJet kiosk were connected to the Internet and communicated with each other through AromaJet’s SmellServer(TM).

'Within seconds of sending a fragrance from Dr. Wallace’s computer, the AromaJet Kiosk received the data required for it to create the aroma. A description of the fragrance was sent and displayed to AromaJet engineers in Plano asking if they wanted to accept it. After accepting the fragrance, the kiosk immediately generated the scent from a given set of ingredients, using AromaJet’s patented aroma generation hardware & software.' -- Gameadvance.co.uk



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'Philips introduced its amBX range back in 2005 - a group of interlocking technologies that it hopes will revolutionise the gaming experience and extend the gaming world out of the screen and into the real world. Now, Philips is preparing to add 'smell-o-vision' to the mix. The initial amBX experience took us a step towards a full 'sensory surround experience' through colour, sound, rumble and even an air flow-enabled device.

'Over the next year, Philips is looking to step up the amBX experience by introducing smell and heat technology to really make us feel the games that we are playing. The senior director of program management at amBX told HEXUS.gaming that, 'Tests are being carried out to tweak the smell technology. At the moment we can can produce the smells - but we're still working on getting rid of them'.' -- Impact Lab



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'When fragrance is used in spatial designs, it is mostly for branding purposes or for suggestive advertising (e.g. pumping the smell of coffee out onto a street to lure people into a shop).

'Scents of Space, by Haque Design and Research, tries to explore the potentials for developing evocative and memorable experiences using the sense of smell. This interactive smell system allows for 3D placement of fragrances without dispersion, enabling the creation of dynamic olfactory zones and boundaries.

'Airflow within the space is generated by an array of fans. Moving air is then controlled by a series of diffusion screens to provide smooth and continuous laminar airflow. Computer-controlled fragrance dispensers and careful air control enable parts of the space to be selectively scented without dispersing through the entire space.' -- Kunstvist.nl



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'Mobile phone manufacturer Motorola wants to make using your phone a more fragrant experience. It was recently granted a patent for a way of making a handset release scents by heating a special cartridge. It was inspired by the way plug-in air fresheners work. The patent notes that it might not be necessary to modify a phone’s design much. Tests showed that the power amplifier in some Motorola phones reaches about 60ºC – hot enough to activate the fragrance in a disposable gel sachet.

'Abstract: A communication device such as a cellular telephone (200) includes a heat-generating device (206) that generates heat energy. In thermal proximity to the heat-generating device (206) is a scent package (208) that includes a scented substance that is activated by the heat generated by the heat-generating device (206). In one embodiment of the invention, the heat-generating device (206) is a power amplifier. In another embodiment of the invention, a method of providing a scent in a communication device comprises providing a heat-generating device and placing a scent package in thermal proximity to the heat-generating device. The heat-generating device can be a power amplifier used by the communication device, or other electrical circuit found in the communication device.' -- New Scientist
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p.s. Hey. I interrupt your reruns just long enough to give you my monthly selection of male escorts. Coincidentally, I woke up early again today, so I'll do a swift catch up while I'm becoming fully fleshed-out i.e. drinking coffee. One more rerun tomorrow, and then the blog and I will be new and regular again respectively. I'll give you an early heads up that, due to an unusual, hectic traveling spate, my return will be a shortish one -- three days, to be precise -- because I'll be going away yet again and putting the blog in reruns briefly from Friday to Tuesday before everything gets truly normal. ** Thursday ** hyemin, Hi. Beautiful thoughts/words. Scheider is/was a thought changer, yeah. Excited to see your work on Blanchot's 'SoL'. Thank you for the report on Yeh's show. It's so cool that people in Buffalo have close access to Tony Conrad. I don't know if's read my stuff or would like it it at all, but I think he knows who I am or something. ** Gary gray, Really glad that you think you're doing good. I believe you, and I transmit continued respect and hugs from central France. Need to see Prurient. I was just listening to his newest in the car between chateaus yesterday. The last two of the three tracks are pretty great. ** David Ehrenstein, The maze I'm in feels more like 'Marienbad' at the moment. ** Rewritedept, The Rentals, nice. Do they still exist? Not sure if I'll be Stateside circa Halloween. Unfortunately, I won't be there in early Nov. in any case 'cos that's Paris Pitchfork Festival time. GbV covers, what can I say? Nice. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Stuff here is terrific, yeah, thanks. What's the piece for Saturday's gig like? Was it this just past Saturday? How did it go? ** TIM MILLER QUEER PERFORMER, Hi, Tim! Lovely to see you, my pal! No, I don't get to go to LA for the 'Jerk' shows. Gisele will be there, though. 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I definitely will see that film if I get the chance. Thanks a lot for the tip. ** hyemin, Oh, wow, that bracelet is just amazing and beautiful! Thank you so, so much! I hope your internet-free time works out exactly as you wish, and, of course, I look forward to your happy return! ** James, Hi, James, good to see you! Things go very well here on the work, the extramural doings, the everything, yes, thank you. I've never read 'Becalmed'. I must, clearly. Your response to it is beautiful and inspiring. ** Chris Cochrane, Hi, Chris! It does look good for Rico being there, yeah. I guess it's not a done deal entirely, but yeah. If that's the last ever 'Them', it will be sad for sure, but we did get further than we had imagined, at least. I haven't heard a peep of the Body/Head record yet. I will. Maybe even today. Very curious re: it, and the word on it is hot. I'll check to see if your CD arrived as soon as I get back to Paris. You have a great week too! ** Okay. 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Rerun: L@rstonovich presents ... Richard Brautigan Day (orig. 12/23/09)

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When I was around 11 or 12 I spent a considerable amount of time snooping around my older sister's room. She had a little bookshelf with only one book on it amidst all the nick-nacks. My aunt gave her the book and it was obvious she never opened it. It was So The Wind Won't Blow It All Away and the cover photo really freaked me out.





One day I read the book. All Brautigan books can be read in a day. The book was really sad and funny but mostly sad. If the narrator had just bought a hamburger that day, things would have been different. Later I read that this was the last book Brautigan published before blowing his brains out. The foreshadowing became quite apparent after the fact.

In High School I remember having these dreams where I lived above a funeral parlor and they seemed so real and out of left field. Then I remembered this book and re-read it. The narrator lived above a funeral parlor for a bit.

After college I moved to Portland, Oregon. One of my best friends, Dylan, began reading Trout Fishing In America. He said there was a guy named "Trout Fishing In America" in Ojai, California, where he was from. I read Trout Fishing too, then In Watermelon Sugar, and A Confederate General in Big Sur. Powell's books had tons of Richard Brautigan hardcovers, well worn and ratty but first editions. I hadn't realized RB was from the Northwest when I read him as a kid, but now that I live out here it made total sense. Soon, I had read everything he wrote. The Abortion was a favorite. I remember giving it to my sister for Christmas (a different sister than the one who I stole So The Wind... from) and the family being a little weirded out by the title. "It's a really nice book," I said, "It's about a guy who lives in a library where anyone can put a book they write. One kid enters a book about a pancake."





When Dylan told his father he was reading RB his father told a story regarding young Dylan and the author himself. Dylan was probably 3 or 4 and he and his dad were walking down a hill in San Francisco (one of RB's homes, along with Montana, and Japan) and RB was walking up the hill. His dad recognized RB instantly, his long blonde hair and trademarked mustache were legendary, not to mention on the cover of all his books. Apparently young Dylan and RB were really intrigued with each other and stared at each other intently and when they passed they both turned around and walked backwards, still staring, one going up hill and one going down. I thought it was a great story.

When I pulled out So The Wind... for my third re-read I thought about my aunt who gave my sister the book. She lived in SF in the late 60's and 70's and knew Kesey and such so I wondered if she ever met RB. The next day I saw a note on the refrigerator that my aunt had called. She had never called before, she lived in Mexico. Turns out she didn't know RB. Instead she offered to pay for my trip to Mexico as a graduation present from college. Right on. Oh yeah and for years I played in a band called The Lawn (originally with Dylan), named after the Brautigan collection Revenge of The Lawn. So now I present Richard Brautigan.






Biographical Snippets from Wikipedia(read full entry)

Brautigan was born in Tacoma, Washington to Bernard Frederick Brautigan, Jr. (July 29, 1909 -- May 27, 1994) a factory worker, laborer, and World War II veteran, and Lulu Mary "Mary Lou" Keho (April 7, 1911 -- September 24, 2005) a waitress. His father broke his relationship with Mary Lou eight months before Richard was born. Brautigan said that he met his biological father only twice, though after Brautigan's death Bernard Brautigan was said to be unaware that Richard was his child, saying "He's got the same last name, but why would they wait 45 to 50 years to tell me I've got a son."

Throughout his childhood, Brautigan lived in extreme poverty; he told his daughter stories of his mother sifting rat feces from their supply of flour to make flour-and-water pancakes. Because of Brautigan's impoverished childhood, he and his family found it difficult obtaining food, and on some occasions would not be able to eat for days. He lived with his family on welfare and moved to various homes in the Pacific Northwest before settling in Eugene, Oregon in 1944. Many of Brautigan's childhood experiences were included in the poems and stories that he wrote from as early as the age of 12 through his high school years. His novel So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away is loosely based on childhood experiences including an incident where Brautigan accidentally shot the brother of a close friend in the ear, injuring him only slightly.


Hospitalization

On December 14, 1955, Brautigan was arrested for throwing a rock through a police-station window, supposedly in order to be sent to prison and fed. He was arrested for disorderly conduct and had to pay a $25 fine; however, he was instead committed to the Oregon State Hospital on December 24, 1955, after police noticed patterns of erratic behavior.
At the Oregon State Hospital Brautigan was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and clinical depression, and was treated with electroconvulsive therapy twelve times. While institutionalized, he began writing The God of the Martians, a manuscript that remains unpublished. On February 19, 1956, Brautigan was released from the Oregon State Hospital and briefly lived with his mother, stepfather, and his siblings in Eugene, Oregon. He then left for San Francisco, where he would spend most of the rest of his life, except for periods of time spent in Tokyo and Montana.


Writing career

In San Francisco, Brautigan sought to establish himself as a writer and was known for handing out his poetry on the streets and performing at poetry clubs.

Brautigan's first published book was The Return of the Rivers (1958), a single poem, followed by two collections of poetry: The Galilee Hitch-Hiker (1958), and Lay the Marble Tea (1959). During the 1960s Brautigan became involved in the burgeoning San Francisco counterculture scene, often appearing as a performance-poet at concerts and participating in the various activities of The Diggers. Brautigan was also a writer for the newspaper Change, an underground newspaper created by Ron Loewinsohn.

In the summer of 1961, Brautigan went camping with his wife and his daughter in the Idaho Stanley Basin. While camping he completed the novels A Confederate General From Big Sur and Trout Fishing in America.A Confederate General from Big Sur was his first published novel and met with little critical or commercial success. But when his novel Trout Fishing in America was published in 1967, Brautigan was catapulted to international fame and labeled by literary critics as the writer most representative of the emerging countercultural youth-movement of the late 1960s, even though he was said to be contemptuous of hippies (as noted in Lawrence Wright's article in the April 11, 1985 issue of Rolling Stone.) Trout Fishing in America has so far sold over 4 million copies worldwide.


Suicide

In 1984, at age 49, Richard Brautigan had recently moved to Bolinas, California, where he was living alone in a large, old house. He died of a self-inflicted .44 Magnum gunshot wound to the head. The exact date of his death is unknown, and his decomposed body was found by Robert Yench, a private investigator, on October 25, 1984. The body was found on the living room floor, in front of a large window that looked out over the Pacific Ocean. It is speculated that Brautigan may have ended his life over a month earlier, on September 14, 1984, after talking to former girlfriend Marcia Clay on the telephone.

Brautigan once wrote, "All of us have a place in history. Mine is clouds."



NOVELS (most info culled from www.brautigan.net)


A CONFEDERATE GENERAL FROM BIG SUR - 1964



The Novel's Protagonist

According to Newton Smith, the novel is the story of a character in Big Sur who imagines himself to be a general in the Confederate army, told by a narrator working on a textual analysis of the punctuation of Ecclesiastes. (Smith 123)

More specifically, Lee Mellon, the novel's protagonist, believes he is the descendent of the only Confederate General to have come from Big Sur and is himself a seeker after truth in his own modern-day (1957) war against the status quo and the state of the Union. Brautigan's friend Price Dunn was the model for the novel's Lee Mellon.


Theme

The novel's theme was the domination of imagination over reality: both a curse and a blessing. Imagination was presented as an uncontrollable force from which people received comfort, hope, and despair. This theme was reprised in all Brautigan's subsequent novels.



TROUT FISHING IN AMERICA - 1967



Inspiration for the Novel

Pierre Delattre recalled a fishing trip with Brautigan and how Brautigan lamented not being able to capture the magic of "his trout fishing book" on paper.

Then one afternoon back in North Beach we went into a hardware store so that he could buy some chickenwire for his bird cage. Suddenly he seized the pen from my pocket, the notebook from my shoulder bag, ran out and over to a park bench, and started to scribble a story about a man who finds a used trout stream in the back of a hardware store. The next day, we stopped to chat with a legless-armless man on a rollerboard who sold pencils. Brautigan called him "Trout Fishing in America Shorty," and wrote a story about him. From then on, trout fishing ceased to be a memory of the past, but the theme of immediate experience and Brautigan's book made him a rich and famous writer.

The early acceptance of the novel was positive. Critics hailed Brautigan as a fresh new voice in American literature. For example, Newton Smith said, 'Trout Fishing in America altered the shape of fiction in America and was one of the first popular representatives of the postmodern novel. . . . The narrative is episodic, almost a free association of whimsy, metaphors, puns, and vivid but unconventional images. Trout Fishing in America is, among other things, a character, the novel itself as it is being written, the narrator, the narrator's inspirational muse, a pen nib, and a symbol of the pastoral ideal being lost to commercialism, environmental degradation, and social decay'.


Excerpt:

Mayonnaise.



IN WATERMELON SUGAR - 1968



First published in 1968, In Watermelon Sugar was Richard Brautigan's third published novel and, according to Newton Smith, his most serious: a parable for survival in the 20th c[entury]. [It] is the story of a successful commune called iDEATH whose inhabitants survive in passive unity while a group of rebels live violently and end up dying in a mass suicide.


Inspiration for the Novel

Several possible inspirations for the novel are noted. iDEATH may have been a utopian parable for the artistic/literary community of Bolinas, California where Brautigan wrote this novel. A possible inspiration for the "Forgotten Works" may have been a Sears Department store across from Brautigan's apartment at 2546 Geary Street. Brautigan moved to this typical turn-of-the-century San Francisco apartment in 1965, where he lived until 1975 (Michael McClure 41). The view of San Francisco from across the bay in Marin County was another possible inspiration for the Forgotten Works. Another possible inspiration was Brautigan's separation from his wife, Virginia Alder, on 24 December 1962.


Excerpt:

"In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant.

Wherever you are, we must do the best we can. It is so far to travel, and we have nothing here to travel, except watermelon sugar. I hope this works out.

I live in a shack near iDEATH. I can see iDEATH out the window. It is beautiful. I can also see it with my eyes closed and touch it. Right now it is cold and turns like something in the hand of a child. I do not know what that thing could be.

There is a delicate balance in iDEATH. It suits us.

The shack is small but pleasing and comfortable as my life and made from pine, watermelon sugar and stones as just about everything here is.

Our lives we have carefully constructed from watermelon sugar and then travelled to the length of our dreams, along roads lined with pines and stones.

I have a bed, a chair, a table and a large chest that I keep my things in. I have a lantern that burns watermelontrout oil at night.

That is something else. I'll tell you about it later. I have a gentle life.

I go to the window and look out again. The sun is shining at the long edge of a cloud. It is Tuesday and the sun is golden.

I can see piney woods and the rivers that flow from those piney woods. The rivers are cold and clear and there are trout in the rivers.

Some of the rivers are only a few inches wide.

I know a river that is half-an-inch wide. I know because I measured it and sat beside it for a whole day. It started raining in the middle of the afternoon. We call everything a river here. We're that kind of people.

I can see fields of watermelons and the rivers that flow through them. There are many bridges in the piney woods and in the fields of watermelons. There is a bridge in front of this shack.

Some of the bridges are made of wood, old and stained silver like rain, and some of the bridges are made of stone gathered from a great distance and built in the order of that distance, and some of the bridges are made of watermelon sugar. I like those bridges best.

We make a great many things out of watermelon sugar here -- I'll tell you about it -- including this book being written near iDEATH.

All this will be gone into, travelled in watermelon sugar."



THE ABORTION: AN HISTORICAL ROMANCE - 1971



Plot

The plot of The Abortion follows a young man, the narrator, who works and lives in the library, a Brautigan world of lonely pleasure, where he meets a woman. After impregnating the woman, the narrator supports her abortion. In the process he learns how to reenter human society.


Inspiration for the Novel

The inspiration for the library is factual. The abortion is more problematic.


Excerpt:

The 23

Ah, it feels so good to sit here in the darkness of these books. I'm not tired. This has been an average evening for books being brought in: with 23 finding their welcomed ways onto our shelves.

I wrote their titles and authors and a little about the receiving of each book down in the Library Contents Ledger. I think the first book came in around 6:30.

MY TRIKE by Chuck. The author was five years old and had a face that looked as if it had been struck by a tornado of freckles. There was no title on the book and no words inside, just pictures.

"What's the name of your book?" I said.

The little boy opened the book and showed me the drawing of a tricycle. It looked more like a giraffe standing upside down in an elevator.

"That's my trike," he said.

"Beautiful," I said. "And what's your name?"

"That's my trike."

"Yes," I said. "Very nice, but what's your name?"

"Chuck."

He reached the book up onto the desk and then headed for the door, saying, "I have to go now. My mother's outside with my sister."

I was going to tell him that he could put the book on any shelf he wanted to, but then he was gone in his small way.



THE HAWKLINE MONSTER: A GOTHIC WESTERN



Background

First published in 1974, The Hawkline Monster was Richard Brautigan's fifth published novel, and the first to parody a literary genre. Subtitled "A Gothic Western," the novel was well received by a wider audience than Brautigan's earlier work.

As in earlier novels, Brautigan played with the idea that imagination has both good and bad ramifications, turning it into a monster with the power to turn objects and thoughts into whatever amused it.



WILLARD AND HIS BOWLING TROPHIES - A PERVERSE MYSTERY



Background

First published in 1975, Willard and His Bowling Trophies was Richard Brautigan's sixth published novel and the second to parody a literary genre: sado-masochism in this case. The novel, as all others by Brautigan, dealt with the isolation of people from each other.


Inspiration for the Novel

In real life, Willard was a papier mache sculpture, a bird about four feet high painted red, white, and orange with big, round eyes, a pot belly, and long beak created by Brautigan's friend Stanley Fullerton. Brautigan and Price Dunn enjoyed elaborate practical jokes on each other as part of passing Willard back and forth between themselves.



SOMBRERO FALLOUT: A JAPANESE NOVEL



Background

First published in 1976, Sombrero Fallout was Richard Brautigan's seventh published novel and the third to parody a literary genre. Subtitled "A Japanese Novel," it featured two interrelated stories. The first was about a sombrero falling from the sky and its affect on humanity. In the second story, the narrator of the first thinks about his Japanese ex-lover who had recently moved out of his apartment.



DREAMING OF BABYLON: A DETECTIVE NOVEL 1942



Background

First published in 1977, Dreaming of Babylon was Richard Brautigan's eighth published novel and the fourth to parody a literary genre. Subtitled "A Private Eye Novel 1942" it parodied hard-boiled Grade-B detective stories.



THE TOKYO-MONTANA EXPRESS



Background

First published in 1980 (special Targ edition published 1979), The Tokyo-Montana Express, a collection of one hundred and thirty-one "stations" inspired by memories of Japan and Montana, January-July 1976, that seem to form a somewhat autobiographical work, was Brautigan's ninth published novel. Brautigan, defending the unique form of this novel, said each section of the novel represented a separate stop along a journey, a station along a metaporical rail line joining Japan and Montana. Common themes running through these stations include Brautigan's disillusionment with aging, the search for identity, the diversity of human nature, and cultural differences between Montana and Japan. A few stations deal with Shiina Takako, owner of The Cradle, a Tokyo bar patronized by writers and artists, and Brautigan.



SO THE WIND WON'T BLOW IT ALL AWAY



Background

First published in 1982, So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away was Richard Brautigan's ninth published novel and the last published before his death in 1984. Focused around the death of a young boy in a shooting accident in a western Oregon town on Saturday, 17 February 1948. Although he never confirmed or denied the connection, the story was thought to be autobiographical, built on an incident that happened to Brautigan at age thirteen.

Actually, the story was created from two separate incidents. The first involved Brautigan, his best friend Pete Webster, and Pete's brother, Danny. The three were duck hunting in the Fern Ridge wetlands, near Eugene, Oregon. Brautigan was separated from the other two. Brautigan fired at a duck and a pellet from his shot struck Danny in the ear, injuring him only slightly. About the same time, Donald Husband, 14-year-old son of a prominent Eugene attorney, was shot and killed in a hunting accident off Bailey Hill Road. Brautigan's incident and that involving Husband became one in this novel (Bob Keefer and Quail Dawning 2H).

The novel sold less than 15,000 copies, and was ignored or dismissed by critics.



AN UNFORTUNATE WOMAN: A JOURNEY



Background

First published in France in 1994 (U.S. edition published 2000), An Unfortunate Woman was Richard Brautigan's tenth published novel. Written before his death in 1984, this novel was published post-humously. The theme was an exploration of death through the oblique ruminations on the suicide death of one female friend, and the death by cancer of another, Nikki Arai.



STORIES


REVENGE OF THE LAWN



Background

First published in 1971, Revenge of the Lawn: Stories 1962-1970, a collection of sixty-two stories, was Brautigan's first published collection of stories.

Unlike previous books by Brautigan, the front cover did not feature a photograph of him and a woman friend. This one featured a photograph of a woman, alone, sitting at a table in front of a cake. The woman is Sherry Vetter, from Louisville, Kentucky. Vetter taught at St. Anthony's, a girl's Catholic High School in Long Beach, California, during the academic year 1968-1969. She then moved to San Francisco. Years later, after marrying, Vetter settled with her husband in Port Royal, Kentucky.

Brautigan, and the book, were awarded the Washington Governor's Writing Award for 1972.



POETRY




Richard Brautigan published ten volumes of poetry, as well as several individual poems.

The Return of the Rivers
The Galilee Hitch-Hiker
Lay the Marble Tea
The Octopus Frontier
All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
Please Plant This Book
The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster
Rommel Drives On Deep into Egypt
Loading Mercury with a Pitchfork
June 30th, June 30th


As an author, Brautigan is noted for his poetry which often turns dramatically on metaphorical whimsy.

By his own account, this expertise was a difficult achievement.

I love writing poetry but it's taken time, like a difficult courtship that leads to a good marriage, for us to get to know each other. I wrote poetry for seven years to learn how to write a sentence because I really wanted to write novels and I figured that I couldn't write a novel until I could write a sentence. I used poetry as a lover but I never made her my old lady. . . . I tried to write poetry that would get at some of the hard things in my life that needed talking about but those things you can only tell your old lady.

-- Richard Brautigan. "Old Lady." The San Francisco Poets. Ed. David Meltzer. New York: Ballantine Books, 1971. 293-294.



All Watched Over
by Machines of Loving Grace

by Richard Brautigan

I'd like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.
I like to think
--(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computers
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.

I like to think
--(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace.


The Sitting Here, Standing Here Poem

Ah,
sitting here in the beautiful sunny morning!
-Santa Barbara, listening to
--Donovan singing songs
---about love, the wind and seagulls.

I'm 32 but feel just like a child
I guess I'm too old now to grow old
---Good!

I'm alone in the house because she's asleep
---in the bedroom.

She's a tall slender girl
---and uses up the whole bed!

My sperm is singing its way
through the sky of her body
---like a chorus of galaxies.

I go into the bedroom to look at her.
I'm looking down at her. She's asleep.
I'm standing here writing this.


The Buses

Philosophy should stop
at midnight like the buses.
Imagine Nietzsche, Jesus
and Bertrand Russell parked
in the silent car barns.



RECORDINGS





I was lucky enough to stumble upon the Listening To Richard Brautigan LP just as I was getting into his works, back in 1995. This video has some recording excerpts...

It's kind of annoying how they do the typing thing, but it's a way to hear his crazy "Big Bird" voice.






Thanks to Dennis, long live Richard Brautigan.





More Links:

The Richard Brautigan Archives
The Brautigan Pages
You Can't Catch Death: A Daughter's Memoir by Ianthe Brautigan
Brautigan Week at Falcon vs. Monkey
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p.s. Hey. Please give it all up for Richard Brautigan and his selector/guest-host L@rstonovich. A fresh post and a full-fledged p.s. will be here in this spot tomorrow.

Halloween Countdown Post #1: DC's select new animated props for 2013

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p.s. Hey. I'm back, and it's mid-ish September, which means that the blog's gradual post-shaped countdown to Halloween commences. ** Monday ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, D. I can't see Loserboy's tat to save my life, but I'm still one cup of coffee away from being fully me. ** Bill, Oh? Pray tell. Oh, you mean the Berlin post escorts. That's weird, interesting, and rings a bell. Nice about you doing visuals for EKG. I know their stuff a little and like it a bunch. And Thomas Koner: I haven't thought about him in ages. Anyway, it sounds to have been ace, and any chance to get a look at the evidence of your EKG visuals? Great news about the tour. Where are you gigging? ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T! Sorry I haven't written to you yet. I was off in the busy headspace of working. Soon. Your novel is out, real, a grab! Congrats, man, and I'm excited to mark the occasion with said post. Whenever is good for you. Love, me. ** Steevee, Yeah, that's why I liked him. Well, that and the Cradle of Filth t-shirt. Unbelievable that Greyson/Loubani have still not been released. What in the world is going on? Scary madness. ** Misanthrope, Nice to get a gauge of your hardcoreness if you're telling the truth, ha ha. No, truth is your middle name, so, yeah, you are a man of admirable integrity and self-control. ** Grant maierhofer, Hi, Grant. Things are going really good, man. The projects that occasioned the Loire trip all advanced in exciting ways. Well, I hope somebody films it too. Surely, you can ask someone to, at the very least, vacate their cellphone's memory and hold it up/point. Sweet that you're doing a BSC post. Such a terrific site, and I love this series that C. Higgs is putting it through. Exley and 'TMS', curious. I'll think about that. Aw, thanks for the very kind words. Mm, between the 'TMS' ARC and the book itself I did just a little refining that would probably be invisible to anyone but me, and there were some layout mistakes that got corrected, but the differences are reasonably slight, I think. Yeah, I too am really, really excited to see/read '300,000,000.' Best Wednesday ever to you. ** Sypha, Hi, James. I guessed right about Tom Daley, cool. What are your and Misa's theories, eh? ** Rewritedept, If I know you, which, admittedly, I do and don't simultaneously, 'desperate and ugly' will be less so or not any day now, if not already. Oh, money, ugh. I'm hopeless with it. Got home safe, or all evidence points to that conclusion. ** Tuesday ** David Ehrenstein, Brautigan was such a cultural superstar and ubiquitous dude/name back in the day, in a way you don't get anymore now that fiction is more sidelined.  I guess Tao Lin would be the closest.  ** Tosh Berman, I read and loved Brautigan when I was a teen, but I was kind of hippieish for a while, or my hair and clothes were. I haven't reread him in ages, but maybe his combo of sweetness, too-clever-ness, and a bit of dark swirl inside is still pretty cool He seems to be being read again to a degree he wasn't for decades, so ... ** Rewritedept, Hi. See, today was ok/better, I knew it or 'knew' it. I'm home today, yep. Helium, wow, I should spin them again. Funny that I'm linked with Mazzy Star. What a curious combo. I was never into them. I mean, I had nothing at all against them, I just never got seduced into actually buying any of their stuff. Too soft for my mood at the time maybe. Talk soonish, yes. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Never having done jury duty, I imagine it being better than job working, I guess because you could read books or play app games or something. ** Steevee, Hi. Hope your friend's plan panned out or is panning out or something positive. ** Okay, we're up to speed. Enjoy the dawning of the blog's interference by Halloween. I'm off now to this big annual amusement park industry Expo with much adrenaline coursing through my amusement park-loving veins or whatever. See you tomorrow.

Marcel's Music Journal Day

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Hello, my name is Marcel, I live in Santa Cruz, California, and I am 13-years-old and a sprouting music critic who is also working on forming a band. On this blog I will post my album and song reviews, along with tour dates of your favorite bands and the daily top music news right now! P.S. The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, Pavement, Pink Floyd and Bob Dylan are my favorite artists of all time. Follow on Twitter: @MarcelTheCritic



Introduction to Marcel's Music Journal!



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LIVE REVIEW: Tame Impala and Jonathan Wilson at Oakland’s Fox Theater (5/29)


(Tame Impala performing. Photo by Marcel)

We parked our car around the block from Oakland’s premiere music venue, the Fox Theater, with it’s eye-popping Beaux Arts architecture. Strolling up the street I noticed a gate behind which the band’s tour bus was parked and there was Tame Impala having a fun time playing frisbee. I told my Mom, “There they are!” and I ran over to the gate, thrilled to be in the presence of psychedelic gods. I saw frontman Kevin Parker strumming his guitar, minding his own business. I smiled and waved to Parker and he happily waved back. I called him over. “Hey there”, he said with a smile. “How are you doing?” Excitedly I replied, “I’m good!” Separated by the eight foot high metal gate he said “I’d shake your hand but I think that’s impossible.” I told him that I was a music journalist and a big fan and he replied, “Ah, that’s cool.” I attended the show that night as his guest!

After me and my Mom got some eats and walked around for a little to near-by shops, we sat on a planter box in the sun next to the line of the sold-out crowd. I noticed that people were wearing other band t-shirts, such as The Doors, the Killers, Bon Iver, and Arcade Fire. That’s something that I love about Oakland…so many colorful people. Such a lively city it is. We enter the Fox overwhelmed by the beauty of the interior. Early-20th Century pendant lighting, deco carpeting and Moorish architectural details throughout. In the lobby was the merchandise stand where they sold Tame Impala vinyl and t-shirts. The opening act, folk singer-songwriter Jonathan Wilson — who has produced and credited albums from artists like Dawes, Father John Misty, Fleet Foxes, Modest Mouse, The Shins, and more — also was represented at the stand, where he had psychedelic clothing and copies of his excellent debut solo LP Gentle Spirit. Many music bloggers have questioned why “his excellence hasn’t been reviewed on Pitchfork already” and have also stated that an Wilson/Impala concert is more important than a Rolling Stones concert. Wilson is a long-haired dude who definitely deserves some recognition. Him and his backing-band have an Allman Brothers, southern rock sound to them while Wilson’s vocals are reminiscent of Tom Petty.

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Marcel the 13-year-old music journalist interviews Milo Greene on August 8th in Santa Cruz, California!



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This is me with Greg Ginn (left) and Ron Reyes of Black Flag. Was going to do a video interview but they said that they retired from doing Q&A’s. Still got to take a photo and chat with one of my all-time favorite punk bands, though!



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Julia Holter - Loud City Song ALBUM REVIEW



Loud City Song, Julia Holter’s third LP, is her most polished and dramatically arranged release to-date. Its an album that you have to listen to quite a few times to finally get its graciously and hauntingly beautiful concept. It’s not an LP where you say, ‘Oh, I like that song a lot’, or, ‘Oh, this one track really stands-out to me’. Loud City Song is an album that you appreciate as a whole. Essentially, this whole LP could be one extended version of “World” or “In The Green Wild”. Loud City Song not only has that adventurous concept to it, but it is an album of a true art form, where each song documents an excerpt of a passerby’s life in the city. Loud City Song is the soundtrack to the film that Holter has been shooting in her head ever since the beginning of her career. And anyone she sees, anyone she witnesses walking past her, is a star in her movie.

The opening track “World” projects mesmerizing visuals while you listen, meanwhile Holter’s hauntingly mellow mood washes over you like a wave crashing onto a seaside.

Many words can be put into this review that can describe the many artifacts hidden in the tracks on Loud City Song, but one thing you have to know if you’re going to listen to this LP, is that it’s a very free-range album that lets loose until its very last chord. It’s an experimental wunderkind that unfolds Holter’s many song-worthy experiences before our very eyes.

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MGMT performed “Your Life is a Lie” on Thursday night’s episode of Late Night with David Letterman. And if you’re looking for one of the year’s most excruciating performances, well then click play above.

While I still can’t even begin to describe how horrible it was, let me just say this; Watching Andrew VanWyngarden (who looks like a funked-out street person) bang an enormous cowbell for three minutes hardly keeps you awake at the time Letterman's musical guest comes on.



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Marcel the 13-year-old music journalist interviews Ty Segall on August 1st in Santa Cruz, California!



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Locrian - Return to Annihilation ALBUM REVIEW



On Deafheaven’s Sunbather, you had an album that was a raw and hauntingly beautiful collection of stories. On Chicago Drone Rock trio Locrian’s latest LP, Return to Annihilation, you get an equally awe-inspiring tale that dominates and soars like a rock opera.

Combining the elements of experimental music, black metal, drone music, ambient, and hints of progressive rock, doom and noise metal, Return to Annihilation is as chilling as its album cover. Though it’s not so tongue-in-cheek; Locrian’s brain-rattling art-form makes it overwhelmingly impossible not to fall into its beautiful yet horrifying abyss that it contains. And you get all of this, just from the first two tracks. On the three-minute opener “Eternal Return” you have these very atmospheric and progressive chord changes that makes it so incredibly moody. Tracks like that on here don’t necessarily bring anything new to the table, but it just embraces you and tricks your mind so interestingly you can’t help but wonder if Locrian use some kind of Black magic in the studio.

But all evil and supernatural powers aside, Return to Annihilation makes you feel at home but yet makes you feel like you’re being kidnapped from your home. There’s two very intriguing sides of the LP’s story here, and shockingly, they both deliver exceptionally well. And it’s because of this that it makes it so easy to get lost in the album’s spell.

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Marcel, the 13-year-old music journalist, does an audio interview with Karen, Nick and Brian of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs at the Rio Theater in Santa Cruz, California.



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Big Sean’s new non-album track/single, “Control (HOF)”, has everybody talking. From Tweeters to Redditors to XXL Magazine. But is all of this social media and Internet-frenzy about Big Sean, the man who has headlining credit for this track? No. Not at all in fact. ...

While I am not too crazy about the whole “one of the most important moments in hip-hop history” thing that’s going on right now, I will agree that this is at least some sort of landmark not only for Kendrick but for the whole hip-hop community. The only downside about Kendrick’s verse is that I find it sad that it’s on the same song as a mainstream pop rapper such as Big Sean. It sorts of pulls away from that hip-hop landmark thing for me, but Kendrick’s verse embraces you so much you forget that Big Sean even exists. And I’m pretty sure that’s what Big Sean worried about in the studio when they recorded this.

I am indeed surprised that Kendrick didn’t mention people like Joey Bada$$ on the verse, but it is still by far one of the most ferocious and best things to happen to rap music in a long, long time. And this is coming from a dedicated hip-hop follower, blogger and critic. And for all of the other hip-hop followers, bloggers and critics out there, I salute you in this exciting, probably once-in-a-lifetime, event for rap lovers everywhere.



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LIVE REVIEW: Devendra Banhart at Santa Cruz’s Rio Theatre (5/18)



A willowy guy standing on the corner, bendy short dark hair, scruffy beard and mustache, in a wool cardigan, t-shirt and skinny green jeans. Could’ve been any UCSC student on his way to get a taco, but it was Devendra Banhart, standing unnoticed right across the street from his fans queuing up outside of the Rio Theatre in Santa Cruz. I walked with him down the street to the Tropical Nail Salon where he needed to have a nail mended, “I don’t use a pick when I play guitar.” Seems he had a scag on a nail that needed refining. I told him I loved his fiancée Ana’s designs, “I do too” was his quick, lovey-dovey response. I felt like I could’ve continued with, “And I love her hair”…”So do I”…”And I love her eyes”…”So do I”. “She’s just landed in New York” he tells me, as if the gushing brings her a little closer. You can really tell this guy’s in love. But now that love is going to have to be long distance as he sets off on tour in support of his new album Mala.

The Rio Theatre is a laid-back intimate venue (700 seats). No knuckle-head security presence, no monster video screen over the stage. More like a hippie venue from another time. The perfect place for just folks, playing freak folk.

The show opened with Rodrigo Amarante doing a half solo set and joined by musicians for the second half. All were the support band for Devendra. The whole night felt like a multi-cultural experience: Rodrigo and his native Brazilian sounds, wooing the crowd with his Portuegese crooning and master guitaro work…Devendra entered the stage with the greeting “Guten tag” to which the crowd replied in kind. “Oh, we have a lot of Germans in the crowd tonight?” His Venezuelan upbringing spicing the night, ending each song with “Gracias” and at one point breaking into a monologue entirely in Spanish.

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Marcel the 13-year-old music journalist interviews William Tyler on August 1st 2013 in Santa Cruz, California!



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... Kanye turns great ideas into his own ego-maniac extravaganza, making Yeezus' party a lot less fun. “I'm in It” almost seems like a joke at first, but then you realize that Kanye is actually being serious with this raunchy and pitiful fail of a club-starter. Kanye's samples also seem to get very messy at times, such as on the closing track to Yeezus, “Bound 2”, where you have two samples that when combined make a horrible mess. I find it very sad that Kanye would rip-off a great independent act such as Death Grips to make millions of off an LP that isn’t that good. Just the very thought of that makes Yeezus such a forced and unenjoyable listen for me. Kanye has taken a new turn through a strange and dark new passageway, but when Kanye acts like Kanye it is a very disappointing turn of events. Yeezus is a quick and strange representation of Kanye’s non-stop paranoia, and it finds many potholes in the road ahead but fails to avoid them. If this is what the future will be like, then the apocalypse is going to come a lot sooner than we thought.



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Earl Sweatshirt - Doris ALBUM REVIEW



Back in 2010, when Earl Sweatshirt was only a newly introduced member on Odd Future’s Radical tape, Earl — along with the rest of the OF members — were anything but complex and forward-thinking. I’m not dissing their tape here, it was a pretty decent release. But all I’m saying is that it seemed like none of the members had what it took to release a solid rap tape or an LP.

Despite all of this, Earl seemed to be the one who stood out the most in his crew. And ever since he started rapping with Tyler and the Gang, I had high hopes for him all the way. Even on last year’s OF Tape Vol. 2, Earl is what helped make that album stay afloat.

And now that Earl has released his highly-anticipated debut full-length, Doris, I can now say that my high hopes are now fulfilled.

With some pretty excellent singles that got dropped before the LP’s release, which are “Chum”, “Whoa”, and ”Hive”, Doris was easily one of my most anticipated rap releases of this year. And to be honest, I’ve never hyped an Odd Future release before.

But what makes Doris such a solid album is that it doesn’t take any crap whatsoever. Something that I wish Tyler, the Creator’s releases would do more of. Doris is an LP that essentially readies the world for Earl, and vice versa.

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Favorites of 2013

Basically this list is where I keep an archive of LPs, EPs, and tracks that I have given 4 (or more) stars out of 5 of this year. This list will be updated regularly!

LPs/EPs:

A$AP Rocky - Long.Live.A$AP
Parquet Courts - Light Up Gold
Burial - Truant / Rough Sleeper EP
Foxygen - We Are the 21st Century Ambassadors of Peace and Magic
Yo La Tengo - Fade
Ben Harper with Charlie Musselwhite - Get Up!
Mountains - Centralia
Nas - Illmatic [Reissue]
Tegan and Sara - Heartthrob
Ex Cops - True Hallucinations
Golden Grrrls - Self-Titled
Jim James - Regions Of Light And Sound Of God
Adam Green & Binki Shapiro - Self-Titled
Fleetwood Mac - Rumors [Reissue]
K-X-P - II
Diamond Youth - Orange EP
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Push The Sky Away
Four Tet - 0181
The Who - Live at Hull 1970
Widowspeak - Almanac
Pissed Jeans - Honeys
My Bloody Valentine - m b v
Atoms for Peace - AMOK
Iceage - You’re Nothing
Grouper - The Man Who Died In His Boat
Young Boys - New York Sun
Youth Lagoon - Wondrous Bughouse
Shlohmo - Laid Out EP
Steven Wilson - The Raven That Refused To Sing (And Other Stories)
At the Drive-In - Acrobatic Tenement [Reissue]
The Thermals - Fuckin A [Reissue]
The Thermals - The Body, the Blood, the Machine [Reissue]
Wavves - Afraid of Heights
Phosphorescent - Muchacho
Waxahatchee - Cerulean Salt
Blu - York
Albert King - Born Under a Bad Sign [Deluxe Edition Reissue]
Kurt Vile - Wakin On A Pretty Daze
The Knife - Shaking the Habitual
The Flaming Lips - The Terror
James Blake - Overgrown
White Fence - Cyclops Reap
Thee Oh Sees - Floating Coffin
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation
The Postal Service - Give Up [10th Anniversary Deluxe Edition]
Colin Stetson - New History Warfare Vol. 3: To See More Light
Mikal Cronin - MCII
Deerhunter - Monomania
Chance the Rapper - Acid Rap
Savages - Silence Yourself
The So So Glos - Blowout
Austin Paul - Velvet EP
Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
The National - Trouble Will Find Me
R.E.M. - Green [25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition]
Majical Cloudz - Impersonator
Pharmakon - Abandon
Dirty Beaches - Drifters/Love Is the Devil
Disclosure - Settle
Queens of the Stone Age - …Like Clockwork
Nails - Abandon All Life
Deafheaven - Sunbather
Young Fathers - Tape Two
Portugal. The Man - Evil Friends
Thundercat - Apocalypse
Sigur Rós - Kveikur
Smith Westerns - Soft Will
Public Image Ltd. - First Issue [Reissue]
Run the Jewels - Self-Titled
James Holden - The Inheritors
Stara Rzeka - Cień Chmury nad Ukrytym Polem
Fuck Buttons - Slow Focus
Vuyvr - Eiskalt
Locrian - Return to Annihilation
All Pigs Must Die - Nothing Violates This Nature
Earl Sweatshirt - Doris
Julia Holter - Loud City Song




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p.s. Hey. Someone here intro'd me to Marcel's Music Journal, and I can't remember who that was in my semi-wakefulness of the moment, but thanks to you. ** S., I'm back, and so are you! I went to the Loire Valley in good old France. I always jump Halloween's gun, so it's only Halloween in my head and consequently blog. Right, your Mothman Festival. Definitely an important accouterment. Pix of that are suggested and requested, yeah. Whoa, everyone, courtesy of S., go watch a slice of 'Kiss Meets The Phantom Lolz'. Kiss as in Kiss. And also, there's a photo of S.'s mouth with a new subtle yet fierce piercing, if you like. He calls it 'Keep your Robbe-(Grill)et real =)' ** David Ehrenstein, Nice call on the hopping octopus. I think there's always light at every tunnel's end, or I guess I think deciding there isn't is counterproductive or something. But, yeah, it's a scary, awful thing. ** Matty B, Hi, Matty. Good question on what Brautigan means to lit history. I seems to change about ten years or so, whatever it is. Oh, fuck, Jesus, yeah, 'Rope' blurbage. I really would forget my head of it wasn't screwed on, in my mother's way of putting things. Sorry, sorry. Got it, date-wise. Sweet re: the new 32 pages! ** Bill, They might sell more sets indeed! That tour's not so little. That's very cool. You renting a van and bringing along 'Otto'-like roadies? A teaser video would be an excellent step when you have the time. Time isn't money in our niche of the world, let's face it. ** Zach, Hi, Zach, welcome! Do I know you? Are you the Zach who used to comment here for a while. Are you a new Zach? In any case, thank you and hello and be here as often as your mood inspires you to be please. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I did do the Euro Attractions shebang. It was huge fun. I'm putting together a post of some highlights. Just this massive hall and a second, less massive hall full of people who make/design theme park rides and other related stuff (lighting, transportation, custom mech, custom food, etc.) showing off their latest stuff and schmoozing each other. Totally a feast for the soul. ** Rewritedept, I will re-spin Helium. I always pretty semi- about them. 'Odyssey and Oracle' is a great offbeat cool thing. Good luck in the studio. Yeah, enjoying my short stint at home pretty well, I think. Later. ** Hyrule Dungeon, Hey, man! So awesome to see you! That's a superb development re: you trading your job for concentration on your real, actual work. Exciting, yes! If my body is any indication, I thought my debilitating sleep problems a while back would never end and then one day, boink, I got righted again. Best of luck with that. Horrible thing. It's so true about gore's popularity and go-to status in the 90s. Strange. 'Hellraiser' was like a hipster church back then practically. Very interesting. There could be a fascinating essay written on that topic. Hunh. Man, it would be great if you were around more, naturally, and in, any case, hey! ** Steevee, Hi, Oops. I hope your friend's thing was a 24 hour thing. Flying that far with food poisoning would not be psychedelic in the good way. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. The projects with Zac went really well, thanks, very excitingly. I am pushing the new novel forward. The away time was great for that too, it turned out. Saw your email this morning. Thanks! I'll set that up asap and get back to you asap. ** hyemin, Welcome back, even if briefly. Yes, that DFW book notes page is really great. Thank you! Everyone, if you haven't seen it and are interested, d.l. hyemin has hooked us up with a page that shows the notes David Foster Wallace handwrote in some books he read. If you're a DFW fan, it's very cool, and it's here. Good luck with everything you're working on and doing. ** Sypha, Ah, I see, re: the kidding around, nice. The word on the new Pynchon is so great. I'm very excited to read it. Maybe I'll pick that up today, if it's over here by now. ** Heliotrope, Hi, Mark! Dude, never trust the Dodgers. They'll tornado your heart every season. But it ain't over yet. It never is, and then it is. Halloween is officially in the queue! Big and trustworthy love to you, my pal! ** Okay. I'm off now to the American embassy. My replacement passport -- long story, if you don't remember my passport travails of a few weeks back -- got fucked up in its mail delivery to me, and now I have to go there and hope it's there to be handed to me because I will need it tomorrow. Best of luck to me, and best days to you. See you tomorrow.

Gig #45: John Cale (1970 - 1980)

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'Rock'n'roll has always thrived off its status as a phenomenon that exists at once in the margins and in the mainstream. But few practitioners of actual rock-'n'-roll music have moved between the more rarified worlds of art, avant-gardism, youthful rebellion, and disenfranchisement, and the larger world of pop as easily and as intrepidly as John Cale.

'Born in Wales, Cale arrived in New York City in 1963 at the age of 21, a young classical-music prodigy who had gained the attention of composer Aaron Copland. Cale, though, quickly fell in with the burgeoning experimental music scene of the era, crossing paths with the likes of John Cage and La Monte Young. However, it was Cale's co-founding of The Velvet Underground in 1965 with Lou Reed, Sterling Morrison, and Angus MacLise—who was quickly replaced by Maureen Tucker—that proved an early turning point. With the support of their original patron, Andy Warhol, The Velvets, of course, went on to become one of the most influential outfits in rock 'n' roll history, combining the raw noise and radical sonic explorations of the "serious music," with which Cale and his new bandmates had become infatuated, with clever pop songwriting and the multimedia kineticism of the flourishing downtown art world.

'The relationship, though, between Cale and Reed was always an uneasy one, and in 1968—the same year of his brief marriage to designer Betsey Johnson—Cale left The Velvet Underground to branch out on his own. The body of work that he has produced since then has proven both pleasantly diverse and remarkably vital. As a producer, Cale helped craft genre- and career-defining debuts by The Stooges (The Stooges, 1969), Patti Smith (Horses, 1975), The Modern Lovers (The Modern Lovers, 1976), and Happy Mondays (Squirrel and G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile [White Out], 1987), as well as three records by Nico, amongst numerous albums. As a sideman and collaborator, he's worked with everyone from Eno to Terry Riley and Nick Drake.

'As a solo artist, Cale himself has been both prolific and adventurous, moving effortlessly from compositional excursions like The Academy in Peril (1972) to the literary chamber-pop of his masterpiece Paris 1919 (1973) to the sneering unhinged yet complex aggression of subsequent albums like Fear (1974) and Slow Dazzle (1975). After leaving the Velvets, Cale also continued to maintain a longtime association with Warhol, who designed the covers of two of his solo albums (The Academy in Peril and 1981's Honi Soit). Following Warhol's death in 1987, Cale unexpectedly reconnected with Reed to create a memorial album, 1990's Songs for Drella, which led to a brief, fractious Velvet Underground reunion three years later—the bitter aftermath of which led both Cale and Reed to pledge that they would never work together again. (Save for the group's 1996 induction into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they haven't performed together since.)

'While his own albums wouldn't have as great an impact on culture as the Velvet Underground's legacy, Cale's capacity for reinvention would continually push him in different directions, from classical to confrontational, but always with a desire to attack the status quo that has maintained his vaunted position within underground circles. As one of the few figures who truly changed the rules of rock and roll, John Cale will always be entitled to do whatever he wants. And more often than not, critics will continue to play catch-up.' -- collaged








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Wall (1970)
'The only piece on John Cale's first post-VU album Vintage Violence that's remotely avant-garde is the bonus track 'Wall', six awesome minutes of electric viola scraping. In contrast, a lot of Vintage Violence is plain gorgeous and inherently musical; it just doesn't feel as significant as Cale's best work, even if it's surprisingly hooky and accessible. It showcases a light and playful side of Cale that would become more and more submerged as his recorded oeuvre became darker and more demanding.' -- Fyfeopedia






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Hello, There (1970)
'Cale's first record as a solo artist, released in 1970, Vintage Violence opens with one of his best sideways rockers, "Hello There," whose stilted, piano-driven rhythm would later become a characteristic of his work -- specifically "Fear Is a Man's Best Friend," "Graham Greene," etc.'-- Rhapsody






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w/ Terry Riley Church of Anthrax (1971)
'A one-time-only collaboration between former Velvet Underground co-founder John Cale and minimalist composer Terry Riley, 1971's Church of Anthrax doesn't sound too much like the solo work of either. Around this time, Riley's works were along the lines of "A Rainbow in Curved Air" or "Poppy Nogood and the Phantom Band": pattern music with an obsessive attention to repetition and tricks with an analogue delay machine that gave his music a refractory, almost hallucinogenic quality. Though Cale was trained in a similar aesthetic (he played with La Monte Young, surely the most minimal of all minimalist composers), he had largely left it behind by 1971, and so Church of Anthrax mixes Riley's drones and patterns with a more muscular and melodic bent versed in both free jazz and experimental rock.'-- Allmusic






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w/ Terry Riley from Church of Anthrax (1971)
'Not quite modern classical music, but not at all rock & roll either, Church of Anthrax sounds in retrospect like it was a huge influence on later post-minimalist composers like Andrew Poppy, Wim Mertens, and Michael Nyman, who mix similar doses of minimalism, rock, and jazz. On its own merits, the album is always interesting, and the centerpiece "The Hall of Mirrors in the Palace at Versailles" is probably the point where Riley and Cale approach each other on the most equal footing. The low point is Cale's solo writing credit, "The Soul of Patrick Lee," a slight vocal interlude by Adam Miller that feels out of place in these surroundings.'-- collaged






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Days of Steam (1972)
'Largely instrumental, Cale's second record is an exploration of his classical training with bits of the VU drone and prog rock widening the borders. Opener "The Philosopher" features Ron Wood on slide guitar and bumps along similarly to the title cut from Can's Future Days, while the rest of the album consists of the sort of conceptual strangeness Cale is known for ("Legs Larry at Television Centre" is a viola and cello piece with a voice directing imaginary cameras). There is more Can to be heard on "King Harry," but fans of somber piano pieces will likely get the most out of this.'-- Rhapsody






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King Harry (1972)
'The former Velvet Underground keyboardist and viola player's third solo album was originally released in 1972 also happened to be his debut on Reprise Records. Cale created a predominantly instrumental album, with "King Harry" the only piece having any formal lyrics. Contributors included Ron Wood on guitar, Del Newman on drums (who would later do orchestral arrangements for Elton John) and "Legs" Larry Smith of The Bonzo Dog Band.'-- collaged






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Paris 1919 (1973; live @ Paradiso, Amsterdam 2009)
'Paris 1919 is an album by Welsh musician John Cale. It was produced by Chris Thomas and features a backing band consisting largely of members of Little Feat. Paris 1919 is made up of songs with arcane and complex lyrics; musically, the album is a shift from his previous works with composer Terry Riley and his avant-garde experiments with La Monte Young towards a more baroque sound. It is the most accessible and traditional of Cale's albums, and the most well-known of his work as a solo artist. The album was released in March 1973 by Reprise Records to warm critical reception. The Los Angeles Times called Paris 1919 "the idiosyncratic pinnacle to Cale's thrilling yet perverse career, despite the fact it never topped the charts."' -- Wiki






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Antarctica Starts Here (1973)
'It's the subtle change of the bass notes that does it in this one: chords are repeated, but with different bass notes, giving the song its clustered and subtly shifting feeling. Chord symbols are repeated if it's a whole bar, noted once if it's half a bar (so two beats per symbol). If half a bar contains two chords, there's a "-" between them. Just prior to the instrumental break you've got this sublime chord (C9-C11), which really lifts the whole thing up!'-- Tabs






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Fear Is a Man's Best Friend (1974; live @ Crystal Palace Garden Party 1975)
'Right from the start, Cale makes it clear he's not messing around on Fear. If his solo career before then had been a series of intriguing stylistic experiments, here he meshes it with an ear for his own brand of pop and rock, accessible while still clearly being himself through and through. Getting musical support from various Roxy Music veterans like Brian Eno, Phil Manzanera, and Andy Mackay didn't hurt at all, and all the assorted performers do a great job carrying out Cale's vision. He himself sounds confident, sharp, and incisive throughout; his playing on both various keyboards and guitar equally spot-on. The almost title track "Fear Is a Man's Best Friend," starting with focused, steady piano into a full band performance before ending on a ragged, psychotic note, makes for as solid a statement of artistic purpose for Cale and the album as any.'-- Ned Raggett






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Gun (1974)
'Cale's own bent for trying things out isn't forgotten on the album, with his voice recorded in different ways (sometimes with hollow echo, other times much more direct) and musically touching on everything from early reggae to, on "The Man Who Couldn't Afford to Orgy," a delightful Beach Boys pastiche. As for sheer intensity, little can top "Gun," the equal of Eno's own burning blast "Third Uncle" when it comes to lengthy, focused obsession translated into music and lyrics.'-- Allmusic






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Mr. Wilson (1975)
'The lead track of 'Slow Dazzle' is "Mr. Wilson," a partly-ironic and partly-sincere tribute to Brian Wilson. (And also, I've heard, Harold Wilson, but I dunno about that.) It's a very light song with an acid center, which makes it hard to interpret. If I had to try, I'd say that Cale is identifying with Wilson ("Take your mixes, not your mixture/Add some music to our day", "Whisper whisper, got a monkey on my back") and that it quite scares him. Though that probably fits his future career trajectory too closely to be true. This has an interesting form: two times verse + chorus, a middle eight + chorus, and a coda. I should note: in the coda, despite the ironic and mysterious lyric "California wine tastes fine," all musical irony drops out and only a frankly affecting string part and vocal harmonies are left.'-- Fragments of a Cale Season






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Taking It All Away (1975; live @ Zeche Bochum 1983)
'Oh, you sentimental fool / Yes, you sentimental fool / Love - those broken veins / Made you so afraid / Of that wishful wishing well // Well, now, you're in misery and in pain / Well, now, you're in misery and in pain / So she broke your heart / And you let her die / Well, that's your name and that's the game // 'Cause they're taking it all away / They're taking it all away / They're taking it all away ... '-- JC






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Guts (1975)
'“Guts” opens with the line, “The bugger in the short sleeves fucked my wife”. This refers to Kevin Ayers sleeping with Cale’s wife before the June 1, 1974 concert, as John Cale related in his autobiography, with Victor Bockris, What’s Welsh for Zen (1998).'-- Lastfm






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My Maria (1975)
'John Cale is a genius. Period. And on no albums was his genius-ness more prominent and seminal than on "Paris 1919" and the Island trilogy - "Fear", "Slow Dazzle", and "Helen of Troy", released in the early to mid 70s. Most people have a tendency to site "Fear" as their favorite of the Island trilogy, but "Helen of Troy" has always been mine. The album starts off with "My Maria", a hauntingly melodic song that manages to harness in both a spine-tinglingly beautiful chorus *and* some of guitarist Chris Spedding's gnarliest guitar shredding ever committed to vinyl. It's also got this awesome marimba thing during the verses.'-- LypoSuck






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Leaving It Up to You (1975)
'Paris 1919 was followed by a trilogy of albums recorded on the Island label, which saw him collaborate with Brian Eno among others. During this period his live show became increasingly aggressive, until one day he slaughtered a chicken mid-performance causing his band to walk off stage in disgust. For most of his career Cale has used the piano as his primary instrument, but on the island LPs he was not averse to rocking out, or indeed freaking out with a guitar while snarling about Sharon Tate.'-- Sabotage Times






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Chickenshit (1977)
'On April 24, 1977, during his twisted rendition of “Heartbreak Hotel” in Croydon, England, John Cale brandished a meat cleaver in one hand and a chicken in the other (which, unbeknownst to those attending, was already dead). As the punk kids in attendance moshed and slammed at the foot of the stage, Cale placed the chicken on the floor, knelt down and swiftly hacked off its head. As he whipped the severed remnants into the audience, everyone, including the other band members, stared in bemusement. The vegetarian rhythm section of Mike Visceglia and Joe Stefko, who backstage had interrogated Cale on his plans for the bird, promptly walked off. Throughout the years, Cale struggled with depression and drug use. By the time the “chicken incident” occurred, he was in the midst of a heavy cocaine addiction, which plagued him with paranoia and borderline psychosis. As his decisions became more irrational, his music increasingly grew angrier. In response to his band members’ departure, Cale quickly recorded the three-song Animal Justice EP, featuring “Chickenshit,” a sarcastic retelling of the events.'-- Magnet Magazine






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Dr. Mudd (1979; live @ Rockpalast 1984)
'On “Dr. Mudd,” the fear reaches its high point, though it might not sound like it. Over jittery rhythm guitar, female singer Deerfrance adds carefree “doo-doo-doo” backup vocals, although the lyrics are anything but. With the repeated cries of “Whatcha gonna do?” Cale strains his voice describing the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. He reminds us that although America may not be forced to relive the events every day, the people of Japan are frequently burdened, cursed to “remember when the children’s hair fell out, and all their skin turned blue.” Cale then asks us to put ourselves in their shoes, quizzing our elected officials what will happen when “China drops a bomb on you.” It’s a catchy new-wave masterpiece, though no fun for those that listen close.'-- Magnet Magazine






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Sabotage (1979)
''The music scene was changing rapidly, but the world climate was changing as well. Cale’s next batch of songs would seemingly draw a comparison between the two; as many punks used their music and performances to display their sometimes violent, misplaced attitudes, America nervously watched the U.S.S.R. in the throes of the nuclear arms race, with the height of the Cold War right around the corner. Recorded over four nights in April ’79 at CBGB, Sabotage/Live dealt with these threats head on. In Cale’s autobiography, What’s Welsh For Zen?, he explains, “Sabotage was a response to the militarism that was in the air around then. When I released the controversial track ‘Ready For War’ as a single, I should have said to the audience, ‘We have an induction room backstage. Let’s see you come back and enlist. You wouldn’t have seen one of them—people who had just been stamping their feet and yelling, ‘Yeah, right on!’ Though of course if you stole a hubcap off one of them, you’d probably hear from him.”'-- collaged






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Rosegarden Funeral of Sores (1980)
'This was a strange little single release by the major label (A&M) affiliated IRS Records. The B-side is probably more famous for Bauhaus's cover version. And while researching this release online I found a comment as to how their version is much better. I like the Bauhaus version OK, but this is great, too. On the record's label there is a disclaimer: "Vocal distortion intended", haha. Also strange, these songs seem to have never been released elsewhere. I checked all the Cale albums from the time, as well as the various "Best Ofs" that have come out. Nada anywhere...'-- Pessimist Club







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p.s. Hey. I'm heading off and away on a short trip to elsewhere today, and the blog will be where I'm not, so you'll get reruns and short, prewritten p.s.es through Tuesday. Then there'll be posts and proper p.s.es again starting on Wednesday. ** Bollo, Hi, J. Good to see you, buddy. Always chuffed when this place's Halloween jones has a willing partner. 'Funeral Rites' is intense, yeah. Any of that Semiotext(e) stuff particularly hitting home? Dude, so very nice about you getting the funding. I can't believe it's taken this long, but, then again, as a perpetual loser in the funding wars myself, I do. Passport was successfully gotten, yes! See you soon. ** David Ehrenstein,, Oh, that's good news. I can't remember a single previous Beat-related movie that wasn't meh at best. Okay, duly noted, thank you! ** xTx, Hey! Awesome upon awesome to see you! I missed you! Yeah, shit, I saw on FB, I think, about your job removal, and, yeah, I had a mixed feelings feeling upon reading that since I'm into the accrued writing time outcome. Try not to get too whirlwinded. So, you're having to hunt a new job? Urgh. I think maybe I am doing better than you at the moment, which makes me feel sad, but yeah. Where's your novel at, progress-wise? Mega-love to you! ** Zach, Hi! Oh, cool, you're new. I'm so happy to be one of the recipients of your new computer's blessings. Me too, about Marcel's downer re: MGMT and upper re: Julia Holter. So, this is great, yeah, please hang out here. I really looking forward to getting to know you and exchanging tips and ideas and stuff. Have a really good next few days, and see you again pronto, I hope. ** Tosh Berman, All hail the return of Tosh Talks! I can't wait to see the setting in which you will do it. Window in the background, no window, ... so many decisions. Or there would be if you were me, which, thankfully, you are not, for your sake. Not that I'm so bad or anything, I guess, but I'm not you. ** Rewritedept, Hi. If you look at Marcel's site, he's actually crazily diverse in his tastes. That's one of his admirable hallmarks. Old stuff. Mine is like, whoa, so horrible, and it's in my archive where hopefully it will remain stuck and unknown-ish. Where I'm off to this weekend is under wraps for various reasons, at least for now. No, I'm not off to an amusement park. That one can be crossed off. Sounds like you're going to make it to 'IJ's' finish line, which I think is a very good move, of course. I vote for the Steve Zissou costume unsurprisingly. You'd have to ask Kiddiepunk about preorders. I don't think he does that, but I don't know. Hope you get to see Chappelle. That seems like a really good idea. ** Steevee, Don't think I'll be seeing that movie then. ** S., I'm strangely okay in the hearing department, but, then again, how would I know if I wasn't. Can't dance at all, for shit. Furry emo teddy bear with red eyes wins the costume contest in my soul or wherever. Do it. A thousand photos from the festival! Are you God because you just seemed like one with that 'thousand' thing. ** Gary gray, Hi, Gary! I figured it was probably you who turned me on to Marcel's stuff, but I held my tongue in case. Man, I'm glad you're balanced out. What you went through with the pills sounds scary, but it was beautifully characterized. ** Misanthrope, Hey, G. Greed is for suckers. The bad kind of suckers. The kind that aren't pacifiers, whatever that means. The cult of Sypha and Misa sounds like a most amusing place to be. Yep, saw the Fat Longpig story, of course. Wow. ** Sypha, Hi, James. I was not successful in getting the Pynchon yesterday, which is a shame since it sounds like it would've been good plane reading today. ** hyemin, Hi. The passport acquisition went smoothly enough apart from the long wait. I think the border thing is better here, but I don't know. Whenever I return to France from somewhere, they just barely glance at me then wave me inside, thus far anyway, sometimes not even bothering to stamp my passport. Well, then you get a huge amount of luck with your work from me, if you need it. Thanks for the wishes of fun for my trip! ** Bill, It seems he is. 13, I mean. The bus, oh, well, that's okay, I guess. You deserve better, though. I got the passport, yes, whew or phew, whichever is the right term. 'MC' is awesome, right? ** Okay. I have a John Cale concert circa the 70s for you today. Really good period for him. Hope you like it. I hope you'll like the reruns while I'm gone too. And I hope you'll be happy to have me back when I get back on Wednesday. Have a fun long weekend, and I'll see you soon.

Rerun: The house that death built (orig. 01/09/10)

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The Winchester Mystery House is a well-known California mansion that was under construction continuously for 38 years, and is reported to be haunted. It once was the personal residence of Sarah Winchester, the widow of gun magnate William Wirt Winchester, but is now a tourist attraction. Under Winchester's day-to-day guidance, its "from-the-ground-up" construction proceeded around-the-clock, without interruption, from 1884 until her death on September 5, 1922, at which time work immediately ceased. The cost for such constant building has been estimated at about US $5.5 million (if paid in 1922, this would be equivalent to almost $70 million in 2008 dollars). The mansion is renowned for its size and utter lack of any master building plan. According to popular belief, Winchester thought the house was haunted by the ghosts of individuals killed by Winchester rifles, and that only continuous construction would appease them. It is located at 525 South Winchester Blvd. in San Jose, California.





'Deeply saddened by the deaths of her daughter Annie in 1866 and her young husband in 1881, and seeking solace, Winchester consulted a medium on the advice of a psychic. The medium, who has become known colloquially as the "Boston Medium," told Winchester that she believed there to be a curse upon the Winchester family because the guns they made had taken so many lives. The psychic told Winchester that "thousands of people have died because of it and their spirits are now seeking deep vengeance." The Boston Medium told Winchester that she had to leave her home in New Haven and travel West, where she must "build a home for yourself and for the spirits who have fallen from this terrible weapon, too. You must never stop building the house. If you continue building, you will live forever. But if you stop, then you will die too."





'Prior to the 1906 earthquake, the house had been built up to seven stories tall, but today it is only four stories. The house is predominantly made of redwood frame construction, with a floating foundation that is believed to have saved the estate from total collapse in both the 1906 earthquake and the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake. There are about 160 rooms, including 40 bedrooms and two ballrooms, one completed and one under construction. The house also has 47 fireplaces, 10,000 window panes, 17 chimneys (with evidence of two others), two basements and three elevators. Roughly 20,500 gallons (76,000 liters) of paint were required to paint the house. Due to the sheer size of the house, by the time every section of the house was painted, the workers had to start repainting again.' -- collaged from several sources





Further

Winchester Mystery House Official Website
The Mystery House Guide
Winchester Mystery House: The Haunted History
The House that Death Built, 1937
Winchester Mystery House @ Lost Destinations
Winchester Mystery House @ Bad Language
More Winchester Mystery House videos







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texts from The Mystery House Guide


The Carriage Entrance
One of the first things guests notice is a large photograph of Sarah Winchester in her carriage. The photograph was taken in the gardens. Mrs. Winchester never allowed herself to be photographed after the death or her husband, but one of the farmhands fell in love with her, and hid in the bushes just outside of the carriage entrance to capture her on film. One oddity in the room is a door that opens to the wall, one of 78 such doors found in the house. The other oddity in the room is hidden. When the tour guides introduce Mrs. Winchester, they mention that she stood 4'10" tall. To illustrate, they point to a very short closet door that also measures 4'10", implying that it was cut to match Mrs. Winchester. Maybe it was, but it was also cut to fit the staircase that runs above it, a staircase so steep that its known as 'The Vertical Staircase.' The Vertical Staircase is no longer on the tour route, and probably hasn't been for decades.















The Stairs to the Ceiling
These stairs do genuinely lead right up to a blank ceiling, lending credence to the idea that Mrs. Winchester built the house to confuse the spirits. In the same room as the staircase is a stained-glass window that Mrs. Winchester designed. The window has a spider web pattern laced with thirteen blue and amber stones, a number known to have spiritual significance to Mrs. Winchester.















The Goofy Staircase
The Goofy Staircase is the first example of the fifteen switchback staircases one encounters in the house. The steps on these staircases rise only a couple of inches, and in this case there are more than 5000 steps between the first and third floors. Climbing the stairs is not at all easy, and one must walk very slowly or risk constantly falling down.













The Seance Room
The Seance Room measures only a few yards across, has simple wood panel walls, and is only reachable by way of a secret passage and entrance. The room contains a door that opens to reveal closet with no floor. Stepping into the closet would deposit you in a first floor kitchen sink. It also boasts thirteen coat hooks, sometimes claimed to have held ceremonial robes worn communing with the spirits. And speaking of sinks and Winchester's obsession with the number thirteen, every sink drain in the house has thirteen holes.













The Unfinished Dressing Room
One interesting fact about the unfinished dressing room is that its at least a foot higher in elevation than the seance room, despite the fact that they adjoin. In fact, the entire second floor of the mansion sits on three different levels, roughly corresponding to the height of the original structures that became part of the house. The front rooms of the mansion match the original farmhouse that sat on the property at the time of Mrs. Winchester's arrival, while the middle rooms are built around a water tower enveloped during construction. The back rooms, which end with the séance room are roughly on level with the barn structure that originally occupied the rear portion of the site. The room also features a skylight window in the floor, one of 52 in the house.













The North Conservatory
The North Conservatory is one of the many rooms Mrs. Winchester devoted to plants and gardening. The big interest is not what's in the North Conservatory, but what you can see from the room. About one-third of the mansion is off limits to guests because the rooms are too dangerous or fragile for guests to travel through. The unfinished rooms you see through the window glass in the North Conservatory belong to the 'dangerous and fragile' category of rooms, and even employees can't enter without special permission. If you look closely you can spot a set of wooden steps that led up to the seven-story tower which collapsed in 1906. The area also contains the only known remnant of the original house that stood on the property when Mrs. Winchester purchased it in 1884.













The Daisy Bedroom
Mrs. Winchester found herself trapped here after the 1906 earthquake, and thought that the angry spirits had finally caught up with her. The servants couldn't find her for almost twenty-four hours because she slept in a different room each night. The earthquake had a profound effect on Mrs. Winchester. Although she continued to build, she never rebuilt or repaired any of the damaged portions of the mansion, leaving large sections of the house unfinished and abandoned. Even the new construction she undertook seems more reserved, amounting to little more than repetitive remodeling.











The Servants' Call Room
The rooms on the third floor belonged to the house servants. This floor seems very small and cramped, with narrower hallways and low ceilings than the first and second floors. This floor is also the most haunted, if you believe the stories of guides. One close friend of mine told me stories of hearing her name whispered while she worked on the third floor, and another refused to go to the third floor alone after she encountered a presence in the parlor.














The fourth floor
The fourth floor is the tallest remaining portion of the mansion, consisting of a series of open air rooms that overlook the remaining acres of the estate. To reach the fourth floor, you'll follow the guide up another set of low Easy Riser stairs. This presents us with a mystery. There are Easy Riser steps from the first to the second floor, and from the third to the fourth floor, but none from the second to the third floor.












The Grand Ballroom
Mrs. Winchester did have guests, but we don't know if they ever set foot in the Mystery House. Teddy Roosevelt tried to visit. He stopped at the mansion on his famous tour of the west, but found that Mrs. Winchester's reclusive ways applied even to presidents. President Roosevelt requested a visit with Mrs. Winchester through a local town official and was similarly turned down.







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p.s. Hey. The blog is here, but I'm away from it and traveling for a few days. Please enjoy today's rerun, which could so easily be one of the official Halloween countdown posts, I don't know why I didn't think of it. Weird.

Rerun: Put The Lotion In The Basket presents ... Scab: A Personal Definition (orig. 01/16/10)

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A Personal Definition

–noun-

1. The incrustation that forms over a sore or wound during healing.

2. A noble wound gained in the execution of some foolishness or other.

3. A thing of possible Beauty and Inquiry.

4. A Quick and Easy Snack

5. The name of Three Cool Bands



What Is A Scab
– from: http://kidshealth.org/kid/talk/yucky/scab.html

You're running around with your friend, laughing your head off, when suddenly you trip over a rock and hit the ground. As you pick yourself up, you notice that your knee is bleeding. But while you're trying to figure out where that rock came from, the blood from the cut on your knee is already busy at work creating a scab.

As soon as you scrape or break the skin anywhere on your body, special blood cells called platelets (say: playt-lits) spring into action. Platelets stick together like glue at the cut, forming a clot. This clot is like a protective bandage over your cut that keeps more blood and other fluids from flowing out. The clot is also full of other blood cells and thread-like stuff called fibrin (say: fy-brin) that help hold the clot together.

So now you're home, you're cleaned up, and you're not bleeding anymore. But things are still happening on your knee. As the clot starts to get hard and dries out, a scab forms. Scabs are usually crusty and dark red or brown. Their job is to protect the cut by keeping germs and other stuff out and giving the skin cells underneath a chance to heal.

If you look at a scab, it probably just looks like a hard, reddish glob. But under its surface, all kinds of things are going on. New skin cells are being made to help repair the torn skin. Damaged blood vessels are being fixed.

White blood cells, the kind that fight infection to keep you from getting sick, go to work by attacking any germs that may have gotten into the cut. White blood cells also get rid of any dead blood and skin cells that may still be hanging around the cut. By the time it's all done, a new layer of skin will have been made.

Eventually, a scab falls off and reveals new skin underneath. This usually happens by itself after a week or two. Even though it may be tough not to pick at a scab, try to leave it alone. If you pick or pull at the scab, you can undo the repair and rip your skin again, which means it'll probably take longer to heal. You may even get a scar. So let that scab sit there — your skin will thank you!



The Heart of the Matter - Picking Scabs
from: http://www.skinpick.com/picking-scabs

"Pick one scab and leave the others alone. Make the one your friend"

As bizarre as these words may seem to some people, others will find a great deal of relief, camaraderie, even wisdom in them. They are, in fact, the advice one sister gave to another when discussing their mutual compulsions to pick obsessively at the scabs that form on their bodies.

Scab picking is a form of excoriation, just as picking at the skin is. When picking scabs, however, the picker will pick at scabs that have been caused from any trauma, be it accident or result of earlier picking episodes.

Picking scabs is a remarkably self-perpetuating way to act out obsessive-compulsive tendencies that often signal an underlying, often as-yet-undiagnosed mood or anxiety disorder. Patients often describe the experience as comforting even though painful. And very unsightly.

A common symptom of scab picking is eating the scabs after picking.

This form of skin picking disorder can be difficult to spot from the observer’s perspective. The person experiencing the scab picking behavior knows the results are unsightly and repulsive to others. For this reason, he or, usually, she will limit picking scabs to just the areas of the body that are most often hidden under clothing.

Repeated infections at the scab picking sites become problems that can have significant consequences. Permanent scarring is almost always a result of the behavior and sometimes the scarring can be profound and disfiguring.

There seems to be a great deal of shame associated with this obsessive-compulsive skin picking behavior, even more so than in other types of skin picking. Many people who suffer with this compulsion know they are doing something that is considered undesirable, even disgusting (to others), but they find it almost impossible to stop nevertheless.








What causes scab picking?

Habitual picking of scabs is classified in the group of psychological disorders associated with self-harm, such as deliberate skin cutting, head banging, and burning oneself. These actions are more often associated with girls than with boys and scab picking often starts when the subject is age 13 or 14.

Psychological symptoms that are often associated with picking scabs are depression, low self-esteem, addiction, eating disorders, and anxiety. A history of trauma or some sort of abuse is almost always involved.

Quite often the habit gets started as a way to relieve the pent-up frustrations or fears when other ways of dealing with conflict are not effective. Feeling that verbal communications are ineffective leave the scab picker feeling there is no other way to express the emotional turmoil going on inside.

Most people will pick a scab from time to time with no significant harm done. It’s when the act of picking the scab brings on emotional relief, desired pain, or pleasure that medical intervention is advised.

For more information about the scab picking disorder , its causes and treatment options, get the Complete Guide to Picking Disorders today.



Some Alternatives to Eating Real Scabs:







Some Very Cool Pictures of Noble Scabs:


This picture makes me envious........



















A Very Cool Mum playing with her child’s scab





Making Money From Scabs.

This is a link to an insurance company compensation website.



How to Use site and diagram:

1. Work out how much money you need

2. Click on the interactive body provided with details of injury to which part of the body

3. Keep doing until required sum of money appears

4. Go do it

5. Claim motherfucker, claim.

http://www.national-accident-helpline.co.uk/claims-calculator/?utm_source=utarget&utm_medium=cpm&utm_content=calc_8



Acquiring a Scab– Ok so now you have read all about them, some of you maybe wondering – ‘hey how do I get one’, well here goes.






OK and if you are in the Military there’s a whole load of ways of acquiring scabs denied to us who are not:






The Cool Sounds of Scabs:

Three standout bands are The Rolling Scabs, Scabs and Human Skab.

The Rolling Scabs



The Rolling Scabs were a short-lived punk group fronted by two 13-year-old boys. The group played several gigs in and around San Francisco in 1988. They weren't brothers, but they acted like it, they were best friends, and were born the same day on the same year.

One of the kids, Giuliano, died two years later, crushed by an elevator when he was horsing around in an abandoned building in Connecticut.

The Rolling Scabs first ever gig was at the legendary punk haven The Gilman Street Project in Berkeley. A cassette board tape of this was released by band member Li'l Mike on a limited edition of 500 7-inch EP on pus-colored vinyl.

Download MP3s of the songs:

>Intro (Lawrence Livermore) / We're The Scabs!
>I Hate My Teacher
>Giuliano's Dream / My Mom Smokes Pot
>Around the World in 80 Seconds

Standout tracks..I Hate My Teacher and My Mom Smokes Pot...

They have a cool website @ http://www.rollingscabs.com/





Scabs



Scabs are an Austin, Texas band that performs very infrequently, but you can listen to Scabs here:

Fast Food Shuffle




Crackhead





The Human Skab



Is a thirty three year old musician who when he was ten was described as:

"This 10 year old kid knows how to punk rock real good, breath taking like a screaming demon, throwing rocks at windows, killing all the communists, things that you wouldn't normally try yourself. Something you leave to the experts. -- Sound Choice July 1987

"If Captain Beefheart were ten years old, this is what he'd probably sound like" -- Spin May 1987

You can hear more Human Skab at his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/humanskab



NEXT IN MY ‘NOBLE THINGS TO HAVE ON YOUR BODY’ SERIES:

PUS...COMING SOON.

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p.s. Hey. Put The Lotion In the Basket was such a great writer, artist, and d.l., I wonder what's become of him. Anyone know? Please enjoy his guest-rerun-post, needless to say. The blog will be back tomorrow, and I'll see you again in a couple of days.

Rerun: Blondes to become extinct in 200 years, scientists say (orig. 10/12/07)

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September 2002: 'According to a study by the World Health Organization published this month in the Journal of Evolution and Human Behavior, people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202. Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born somewhere in Finland - the country with the highest proportion of blondes – in 2202. But they say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries.

'The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene. In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation. There is a reportedly low number of people carrying the recessive blond gene or allele, especially in nations of mixed heritage (examples: USA, Canada, Brazil, New Zealand, Australia). The dominant alleles (brown hair, black hair, brown eyes) 'overthrow' the recessive genes or metaphorically, endanger them.

'Researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals. They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.' -- bbc.co.uk





'According to a recent study by Canadian anthropologist Peter Frost, north European women evolved blonde hair and blue eyes at the end of the Ice Age to make them stand out from their rivals at a time of fierce competition for scarce males.

'The study argues that blond hair originated in the region because of food shortages 10,000-11,000 years ago. Until then, humans had the dark brown hair and dark eyes that still dominate in the rest of the world. Almost the only sustenance in northern Europe came from roaming herds of mammoths, reindeer, bison and horses. Finding them required long, arduous hunting trips in which numerous males died, leading to a high ratio of surviving women to men. The rest, as they say, is evolution.

'Frost’s theory is also backed up by a separate scientific analysis of north European genes carried out at three Japanese universities, which has isolated the date of the genetic mutation that resulted in blond hair to about 11,000 years ago.

'The hair colour gene MC1R has at least seven variants in Europe and the continent has an unusually wide range of hair and eye shades. In the rest of the world, dark hair and eyes are overwhelmingly dominant. Just how such variety emerged over such a short period of time in one part of the world has long been a mystery. According to the new research, if the changes had occurred by the usual processes of evolution, they would have taken about 850,000 years.' -- thetimes.co.uk





February 2003: 'In September 2002, numerous major newspapers and television news programs claimed that blondes would be gone within 200 years. A BBC News article at the time cited "German scientists" who said that blondes woul d be extinct by 2202. The article also claimed that the research stated that Finland, with its high proportion of blondes, would be the birthplace of the last blonde. The claim was based on the fact that blonde hair is a recessive gene and that more men were choosing dyed blondes -- so-called "bottle blondes" -- over true blondes. Other articles repeated the same facts about the future extinction of blondes but sourced them to the World Health Organization (WHO).

'A dermatologist at the University of Edinburgh was one of many people to take issue with the claim. Jonathan Rees said that the gene for blonde hair would only "disappear" if there were some inherent evolutionary disadvantage in being blonde, which isn't so. The Washington Post eventually traced the story to a German women's magazine named "Allegra." That magazine used as its source an apparently non-existent anthropologist working for the WHO.' -- science.howstuffworks.com





April 2006: 'Redheads are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists. The current National Geographic magazine quotes the Oxford Hair Foundation as reporting that less than two per cent of the world's population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.

'Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own. It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility. If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland. An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.

The Oxford Hair Foundation says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body's ability to make vitamin D from sunlight. However, today's carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain. Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060.'-- The Courier-Mail





August 2007: 'In April 2006, many news organizations reported that redheads or "gingers," as our British and Australian friends call them, would eventually become extinct. Other news outlets and blogs picked up the story, citing the "Oxford Hair Foundation" or "genetic scientists" who claimed that there would be no more redheads by as early as 2060.

'The story of redhead extinction has gone around the Internet before, most recently in 2005, with news articles again citing the Oxford Hair Foundation as a source. These articles work on the mistaken assumption that recessive genes -- like the one for red hair -- can "die out." Recessive genes can become rare but don't disappear completely unless everyone carrying that gene dies or fails to reproduce.

'Nearly all of the articles discussing redhead extinction referred to the Oxford Hair Foundation as an "independent" institute or research­ foundation, but a Google search shows that the Oxford Hair Foundation is funded by Proctor & Gamble, makers of numerous beauty products -- including red hair dye. Independent experts and scientists who have been interviewed agree that the redhead extinction claim is bogus.' -- science.howstuffworks.com



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Rerun: 28 pages of Little Caesar #5: The Rimbaud Issue (1978) (orig. 10/30/07)

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Halloween countdown post #2: 88

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p.s. Hey. I'm back. Let's get caught up. I'll be speeding along today a bit so I can speak to/with several days' worth of comments, and apologies in advance for that. ** Friday ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. That's a big indeed on Cale's godlike-ness. ** xTx, Hi, pal. No doubt we'll be switching places on the 'doing well' status any time now. That's so great about your accumulating novel! It's going to be a biggie, wow, very cool. 'So it goes…'…incredibly well in my book! ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh, I'm so, so sorry to hear that about Gilles Verlant. I saw something about it in the French news while I was away. Serious condolences and hugs, my friend. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. Very nice. I haven't seen Cale live since the era that I concentrated on in the gig post for no good reason. Your qualification re: 'SBTL' is duly noted. Long story short, I'm doing the p.s, offline today, so I can't share any links, but I look forward to reading your GCN piece. ** Heliotrope, Hi, Mark! I remember all of those Cale gigs. Not where the Busta Cherry one was very well, though. Maybe at the Starwood? I can't remember whether those gigs were on my list either, ha ha. I saw that about the Dodgers. Cool! And their controversial post win swim or something? Jeez, who knows, maybe they have the stuff this year. Dude, seeing you is the sweetness. ** Zach, Hi, Zach. Both very cool songs, agreed. I don't know what my fave Cale song would be. I do really love 'Engine' a lot. There was no youtube video for it, so I couldn't include it. That might be my fave. Wow, that's crazy impressive about the guy who plays with Cale. All is well with you, I hope? ** S., Hi. How was the festival? Tell me! ** Dom Lyne, Hi, Dom! Really nice to see you! I'm really, really happy to hear that you sorted out your heroin habit. I so hate that drug. And, obviously, it's great that you've broken back through with your writing! Man, you sound really good! I'm so happy and proud of you and excited and hopeful, my friend. Lovely paragraph. Lots of love. ** Omar, Hi, man! It's a great thing to see you here! My sincere condolences about your great friend's passing, and, yes, it would be great and an honor if you would like to do a post/tribute to him here. Please do. You're moving to Berlin! Wow, fantastic news! ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. If I heard there was a 'gayest' anything ever, I would avoid it like the plague. Maybe 'sexiest' is better? I don't know who Ronan Parke is. I think I've reached Kyler Moss burnout. Of course I love mushrooms. Eat them virtually every day, actually. ** Saturday ** MyNeighborJohnTurturro, Hey, man! Good to see you! My blog is blog-not-grata in your libraries, eh? Those escort and slave posts are going to be the death of here someday, I guess. They probably only stock 'MLT''cos that was published by a Scottish publisher, and because my old, longtime UK publisher Serpents Tail is letting all my other books go out of print and die, which doesn't help. How's everything in your head and world? ** David Ehrenstein, Hey. Like I said, I'm doing this p.s, offline, so I can't use links at the moment, so I'm  just sitting here wondering if the 'Goldsboro Mon Amour' is Bobby, and I'll find out later. ** xTx, Hi! Yeah, I'm angling to do the Winchester Halloween experience this year maybe, if I'm lucky. Love, me. ** Randomwater, Hey! Wow, really nice to see you! No, I don't know that Alan Moore thing, but I'll try to see it, for sure. Everything's great here, thanks. You work at House of Pies! Whoa, yeah, I know that place like crazy. The job's okay? That's really funny and great. ** Bill, You should do Winchester House. It's, like, so close to you. My trip was great, yes, thank you. I went to NYC. ** S., Hey. Like I said up above a couple of times, I can't use or share inks today due to offline p.s. writing, but I'll check that asap. ** hyemin, Hi. That error sounds really beautiful, actually. I love errors most of the time. Good luck with what you're working on. Customs were easy-peasy this last trip, lucky me. ** L@rstonovich, Hi, L! Oh, man, really best wishes with your health stuff. Hopefully you're markedly improved now. It's as blustery here as Paris ever gets, which isn't too blustery, too. Lots o' love. ** _Black_Acrylic, I'm so happy you loved 'Mouchette'! I so agree. That's great! ** Nemo, Hi, Joey. Okay, let me figure out my traveling schedule. It's busy but up in the air, dates-wise, and I need to get that sorted anyway. Cool about the Fanzine work. Love to you and Jarrod too! ** Monday ** Bill, Hi, Bill! ** David Ehrenstein, Lots and lots, in fact. ** Grant Scicluna, Hi, man! Wow, you're about to start shooting or even are shooting maybe by now? Best of the best of luck, not that you need such theoretical input. It's over by Sunday! That's really fast, isn't it? Let me know when you'll be in Paris. I have traveling ahead but hopefully we can make it work. ** Flit, Hi, Flit! Me too. Not a trace of that guy in ages. I hope he's okay. ** Rewritedept, Yuck, ha ha. That show does sound really good. Pray tell. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Yeah, got your email/post! Thanks a billion. It'll launch here on Saturday, Oct, 5th. ** Steevee, I hope your eye got sorted. ** Kyler, Hi there, buddy/d.l. whom I bumped into during my mysterious trip! It was great to see you, however briefly. ** Grant maierhofer, Things go very well, thank you. Wow, do I know Blanco's music? Maybe not, or else I'm just spacing out at the moment. That book? Again, space out, so I'm not sure. Like I said up there somewheres, I'm link-impaired today. I'll check those this afternoon. Cool! ** Sypha, Feel better, James! You must be the most productive sick person ever. What's your secret? ** Misanthrope, Bon appetit! ** Tuesday ** David Saa V. Estornell, Sir! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, D. It was Bresson's birthday, and I forgot? Shit. ** Steevee, Glad your eye took care of itself. ** Rewritedept, My weekend was super great, thanks. Holy fucking ouch. ** Wednesday ** Flit, It does very well, Fliterooni. Shit, I can't use/do links today, like I said. Ugh. I'll will definitely explore that link and your other recs in a bit, though. Thanks! ** Bill, Trip was splendid, thanks. Hope yours is at least that. How was NYC? We must have just missed each other. ** Robert-nyc, Hi, Robert. No, I don't have copies of many of the Little Caesar issues. I thought Fales Library had them, but I just visited there while on your turf, and they don't. Yikes. My mailing address: ℅ Centre International des Recollets, 150 rue du Faubourg St. Martin, 75010 Paris, France. Thanks so much! ** David Saa V. Estornell, Thanks, sweet D. ** Jack, Hi, Jack! Ha ha, such a good line, and you found such a great context/poem for it over on pantaloons! ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff! Thanks a bunch for the blog posts props. My trip was really good. Yeah, a bunch of trips are on the horizon, being schemed, planned, and cemented. That artist residency sounds like just the thing. Getting to work on a new novel when one has just come out is the path to sanity, if you can manage that. ** Grant maierhofer, Hey. Glad you dug it, man. Excited for your 'BSC' thing. Alert me when it's up, if you remember. ** _Black_Acrylic, Oh, man, so sorry about you not getting the residency. That's a lot of appliers to compete with. Sucks, but you'll end up in an even better situation, I'm sure, ** Steevee, I've never found much of personal interest in Drake's stuff. I'll give the new one a try, though. Thanks for the word. ** S., Hi. Nice potential house. I dream up houses all the time. How's the Ginger Baker doc? Such a weirdo. Yes, write a story! ** Thomas Moronic, I remember when you guys did that. ** Okay, we're caught up. Sorry again for speeding and for the temporary no links problem. Uh, more Halloween for you today. Apologies for what may be a lengthy load time. See you tomorrow.

Rerun: Paul Laffoley's psychotronic schematic diagrams of metaphysical knowledge systems (orig. 12/04/09)

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'Paul Laffoley was born into an Irish Catholic family in Cambridge, Massachusetts in 1940. He spoke his first word, “Constantinople,” at six months, then remained silent until the age of four (having been diagnosed as slightly autistic), when he began to draw and paint. In his senior year at Brown University, he was given eight electric-shock treatments. He was dismissed from the Harvard Graduate School of Design, but managed to apprentice with the sculptor Mirko Baseldella, before going to New York to apprentice with the visionary architect Frederick Kiesler. In 1968 he moved into an eighteen- by thirty-foot utility room to found a one-man “think tank” and creative unit called the Boston Visionary Cell.

'Laffoley supports himself with a job at the Boston Museum of Science, returning to the BVC not only to eat and sleep but to work on multimedia renderings of his visions of alternative futures and complex realities.

'During a routine CAT-scan of his head in 1992, a miniature metallic implant, 3/8 of an inch long, was discovered in the occipital lobe of his brain, near the pineal gland. Local M.U.F.O.N. investigators declared it to be an alien nanotechnological laboratory. He has come to believe that the “implant” is extraterrestrial in origin and is the main motivation behind his ideas and theories.

'As an architect, Laffoley worked for 18 months on design for the World Trade Center Tower II. As a painter, his work is usually classified as visionary art or outsider art. Most of Laffoley's pieces are painted on large canvases and combine words and imagery to depict a spiritual architecture of explanation, tackling concepts like dimensionality, time travel through hacking relativity, connecting conceptual threads shared by philosophers through the millennia, and theories about the cosmic origins of mankind.' -- Paul Laffoley Official Website




Elsewhere


Paul Laffoley Official Website
Laffoley's Odyssey: Short Films
Paul Laffoley @ myspace
Paul Laffoley posters & explanations
Paul Laffoley: Chasing Napoleon
Paul Laffoley on HP Lovecraft and the nature of evil
Paul Laffoley @ DATAISNATURE
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The Parturient Blessed Morality of Physiological Dimensionality: Aleph-Null Number (2004)



The artist explains:

Bernard Riemann [ 1826-1866 ] student of Carl Friedrich Gauss [ 1777-1855 ] developed what we currently call dimensionality. Since dimensionality in the generic sense means the range over which, or to the degree to which any entification manifests itself, it often became further defined as a series contextual propositions. In other words it is a language which Ludwig Wittgenstein [1889-1951] considered a weltanschuung or worldview, an idea that was eventually fleshed out by Benjamin Lee Whorf. But these ideas have kept dimensionality well within the scope of practical science in which one paradigm becomes either parasitic to or subsumptive of all other paradigms.

The person who moved dimensionality away from the iron grip of traditional mathematics and back to the Ancient Greek concept of Fate, was Georg Cantor [1845-1918], who posing as a mathematician [ a scientist who abhors the concept of infinity in its abstract and concrete manifestations], sought the realm of actual Absolute Infinity – the Aleph-Null Number. This was his search for the living presence of the number of elements in the set of all integers which is the smallest transfinite cardinal number, which goes beyond or surpasses any finite number, group or magnitude.

What Cantor was doing was following the learning process of The Kabbalah, which is a search for God from a base of total materialistic skepticism. One of Cantor’s followers, Kurt Gödel [1909-1963] actually attempted to devise a mathematical proof of the existence of God.

This all leads to the idea that consciousness is embedded within the nature of dimensionality, and that consciousness can not be defined totally as we experience it in our fourth dimensional realm of Time-Solvoid by projecting our definition of consciousness, learned from experience, onto other more comprehensive and less comprehensive realms.

Consciousness presents itself, therefore, as a family of forms – an octave of intelligence many aspects of which can not be accessed by our human intelligence. But the fact that analogy-cum-metaphor is the operation of the imagination means, even if the transfer of the mind is never complete, that aliveness and deadness are terms relative to a dimensional realm.
Beyond the human realm of Time-Solvoid, the existence and nature of consciousness is often designated as God , gods, demigods, Demons divas, Angels ,souls, heroes , etc. While accepted as part of nature, these entities are rarely understood.

Below or less comprehensive than the human realm, consciousness in the form of ghosts, apparitions , shadows or hallucinations are just as distant from human consciousness as members of the so-called divine realm. But the real difference is that most humans feel obviously and naturally superior to these entities. This feeling is often translated into propositions which state that these beings are without any kind of consciousness, and that the attribution of consciousness to them , is what gave rise to the existence of superstition prior to the rise of experimental science. A science that tried, on the one hand, to discover their true nature, and on the other hand, to dismiss their existence as flim-flam.

The pre-scientific Ancient Egyptian Civilization accepted shadows as having consciousness. Of the nine parts of the Egyptian personality, two were about the shadow. The Khaibit (the shadow of the physical body) which never leaves the carcass, and The Ka (the doppelganger) the shadow of the soul that moves freely about the Earth and the stars are interpreted as phenomena such as lucid dreaming or the out-of-the-body-experience in terms of human perception.

While both forms of the shadow are ultimately the same, the dynamic and static forms demonstrate the form of Life-Death of the Shadow.

In today’s world-view, very few people believe that shadows possess a form of consciousness, let alone believe that a human can communicate with one. To most people the shadow is simply the result of solid objects in space blocking the rays of a light source and that is it.

The association of light with consciousness has a history lost in time. But closer to our time James Clerk Maxwell [1831-1879] discovered in 1856 the relation between light and electricity which led eventually to the theory of the electromagnetic spectrum which developed in the early 1930’s. From about 1875 on, the Occult vision of dimensionality, akin to the Pythagorean musical scale of infinite extent, was introduced and supported by Maxwell’s discovery.

Degrees of consciousness, from almost blinding light to almost total darkness, provide the metaphor for Good to Evil, The Divine to The Demonic, Life to Death, all as degrees of embodiment. These are the aspects of the entire electromagnetic spectrum, which include what we call visible light –a very small portion of the spectrum. Most of the spectrum is undetectable by our unaided senses, but nevertheless, it contains octaves of energy which separate themselves into individual dimensions.
Today so-called “physical light” is a metaphor the position of human consciousness within the total dimensional system for two reasons:

(1) “Physical light” always has its origin in the Past, whether or not that origin is a star or a candle;

(2) The “brilliance” that we associate with light exists in Nature only in the minds of intelligent conscious life-forms, and is not inherent in the non-conscious aspects of Nature. The photons which deliver energy to waiting retinae do not “carry” light. If it was the case that they do, the entire Universe would be “lit up” all of the time in an isotropic and homogeneous manner, and there would be no “darkness” in the Sky.

The symbol for the velocity light has been in our contemporary world the letter “C” meaning 299,796 + or – 4 km./ sec. in a vacuum near the Earth , or in the open air. But now astrophysicists are discovering there is a type of space which can not be monitored by any aspects of the electromagnetic spectrum. This is the space where an old star goes when it explodes and dies. This space is distinct from the space of a Black Hole, only in the sense that the Black Hole space is an infinitesimal point of that , space infinite in extent, which acts as the background energy plenum of the Universe.

On Earth these same astrophysicists have discovered a way of slowing down the speed of light to 17 mph by changes of media. They expect very soon to have light to travel at 4 mph. Then everyone will be able to interact directly with light, even the blind , because the energy of the electromagnetic spectrum travels in the human brain at 700 mph.

According to Philip Gibbs in an article entitled: “The Symbol For The Speed Of Light ? “, he states : “…, it is possible that its use persisted because “C” could stand for “celeritas” and had therefore become a conventional symbol for speed. We can not tell for sure how Drude, Lorentz, Planck or Einstein thought about their notation, so there can be no definitive answer for what it stood for then. The only logical answer is that when you use the symbol “C”, it stands for whatever possibility you prefer “.

While there are many physicists who propose an identification between light and consciousness by means of formulae that rival the simplicity and power of Einstein’s famous E = Mc². I prefer, therefore, to use “C’ to stand for consciousness.





Works

(click for clarity)



'Mind Physics: The Burning of Samsara' (1967)



'Homage to the Black Star of Perfection' (1965)



'Geochronmechane: The Time Machine from the Earth' (1990)






'Ezozone Coverage Part 1' (2008)



'The Solitron' (1998)



'Pickman's Mephitic Models' (2004)



'The Living Klein Bottle House of Time' (1978)



'Alchemy: The Telenomic Process of the Universe' (1973)



'The Number Dream' (1968)






'The Future: Architecture Will Become Plant-Forms' (1974)



'Geochronmechane: The Time Machine from The Earth' (2006)



'The Kali-Yuga: The End of the Universe at 424826 A.D.' (1965)



'The Spiritus' (1997)



'The Fetal Dream of Life Into Death' (2001-2)



'The Twentyfirst Century Times' (1996)



'The Skull of Plotinus' (2001)



'Mel's Hole' (2006 - 2008)






'Homage to Kiesler' (1968)



'True Liberation' (1967)
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p.s. Hey. If you don't already know Paul Laffoley's stuff, you're in for such a treat today. How is everybody's doing?

Rerun: Alan presents ... FIN DE CINEMA (orig. 04/24/10)

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Can YOU identify the movies they come from?


Rules

1. Leave your answers as a comment before Dennis’s next post.

2. You can use other people’s answers if you think they’re right.

3. Ties are possible at the judge’s (my) discretion.

4. The winner gets the punch line to this (unrelated) joke I thought up today: How did Columbus discover America?

5. Don’t cheat by checking the sites I selected these from: Dill Pixels’s The End set on Flickr and Christian Annyas’s The Movie Stills Title Collection.


Bonus Questions:

1. When did they stop using end titles in movies?

2. Why did they stop?

3. How do you feel about end titles? Should they go back to using them?

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p.s. Hey. This real goody was made by the superb writer and d.l. Alan, and it's back because I know that it and you will be very happy together today. Try your hand at Alan's challenge, won't you?

Halloween countdown post #9: Rerun: 18 Trick or Treater Menu Item Ideas (orig. 10/06/09)

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'Body Parts In Bloody Goo. Dump these assorted candy body parts onto a table to greet party guests! Gory and ghoulish, this container full of ears, fingers and other body parts in a thick and slimy goo whose taste combines ketchup and blueberry flavorings makes a terrifying Halloween display! $12.95' -- mrsmonster.com



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'One of my favorite candies is one you can make yourself. Commonly called Puppy Chow, this concoction – which requires little baking or time – is muddy brown with a white chalky-looking coating. This sweet treat is a Midwest standard at church bazaars, elementary school craft shows and homemade Halloween parties, so you know it’s gotta be good. So, without further introduction, here is the recipe.' -- candyaddict.com



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'Brain Drain Candy is a disgusting liquid neuron candy! Simply drain the brain into your mouth! Assortment includes 2 fabulous flavors: Strawberry and Watermelon.As the boxes reads, "Eat your brains out..." Manufactured by Kandy Kastle. $18.33 (This product has been permanently discontinued by the manufacturer .)' -- candywarehouse.com



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Chocka Ca-Ca: 'The company behind this marketing home-run can't even make chocolate palatable. To say it tastes like shit is an insult to shit. The hard lump of candy was like flavorless Tootsie Rolls when cold, like a scalding pile of choco-lava with impenetrable skin when barely microwaved (as the directions suggest), and then like the dried, discarded, gluey skin off some cheap hot chocolate once it cooled.' -- avclub.com



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'Each box of Bean Boozled contains pairs of identical Jelly Beans - In each pair, one is tasty and the other is revolting. You can't tell which one by smelling it. The only way is to actually eat it. Each box contains 1.6 ounces of Jelly Beans, and 1.6 ounces of anything. -- Jelly Belly



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'Munching on crickets is as easy as can be thanks to CRICK-ETTES -- delicious, prepared crickets that you can eat right out of the box. They come in three lip-smacking flavors -- SOUR CREAM & ONION, SALT 'N' VINEGAR and BACON & CHEESE. Each box contains 1.9 grams of the insect. And for those of you on a diet, there are just 9 calories per serving.' -- Mayoralty Products Inc.



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'Giant lollipops that double as Halloween masquerade masks. Can somebody tell me why you would want to lick the side of the lollipop that you were going to wear on your face? if you like the idea of pressing a giant, saliva-covered lollipop up against your face... this is your candy.' -- metazen.com



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'Tremors Subterranean Sour Sand Worm: The candy itself is packed in a test-tube container and comes in several varieties where the dirt is colored differently. Your job is to "Find the worm, lick it and dip it."' -- hubbabubba.com



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'I generally make a bleeding heart cake for our annual pumpkin carving party (Pumpkinfest). Sometimes the heart beats, sometimes it's anatomically correct, and so on and so forth. This year I decided to go the whole hog and make an entire thoracic cavity cake. The plan was for each organ to be made out of a different kind of cake and to secrete a different color of fluid when it was cut into. Previous heart cakes have bled fresh, homemade raspberry sauce. This year I made raspberry, strawberry, kiwi, mango, and blueberry sauces. Sadly, the organs didn't bleed as well as I had hoped when I cut the cake, as each organ was relatively small and couldn't hold much sauce. Also all the moving around after filling the organs made it hard to keep the sauce contained in the little cavities I hollowed out. The heart bled pretty well, but the other organ fluids weren't very dramatic. On the bright side, there were lots of leftover sauces, which were all quite delicious.' -- doitmyself.org

Instructions on how to make the thorax cake are here



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'When Rick Barry, 13, of Denver, Colorado opened a KitKat bar he'd been given the day before as an official gift during a public tour of the KitKat manufacturing plant, he was preparing to take a bite when he saw this (see: photo).' -- 7bteen.com



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'Perpetual Kid's Nintendo Wii Controller Gum is identical in appearence to the Wii remote. The Nintendo Wii Controller Gum will leave you confused as to which one contains delicious peppermint gum and which one lets you actually play the Wii!' $3.99



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'Brach's Sour Grape, Strawberry, Butter & Chocolate flavored Gross Out Gummy Breakfast is not something you'd want to eat for a treat, but rather dare your friends to eat them and laugh at their disgusted reactions. They didn't taste good in any remote way. It's just a generally unpleasant spongy-textured thing to eat.' -- i-mockery.com



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Spider Sacs: 'The egg-sac attached to the detailed plastic spider that comes attached to this produce appears to be full of blood, with just a few forlorn, blobby white-chocolate eggs floating around inside. If spiders had abortions, this would be the image. The red goo is "sour strawberry flavor," and tastes a little tart and a whole lot sweet, like distilled essence du Starburst rouge. The white chocolate eggs taste like nothing whatsoever.' -- A.V. Home Club



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'AndrewAndrew, a design firm, has created this cookie whose nutrition facts are printed right on the icing, in edible ink. Utilizing recent advances in icing technology these cookies are their own FDA mandated nutrition facts label.' -- DeClubz



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'Chili Fingers Candy Bowls. Be careful when you slurp this soup! Two mixed-fruit gummy fingers float in a sea of sour strawberry-flavored faux “blood” in each of these “bowls of chili”! A favorite with kids of all ages, this tasty body part candy makes a horrifying and humorous treat for your Halloween bash or haunted house party! (2 fingers and 1 pack of liquid candy per bowl, 1 lb. Fat-free. $3.97' -- orientaltrading.com



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'Just press down on Big Barf's mouth to dispense either gross looking liquid candy or yummy candy balls and trigger an obnoxious electronic barfing sound. Display box contains 10 packs: 5 of Big Burp dispensers and 5 of Big Barf dispensers. -- candywarehouse.com$29.50



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'What's the next best thing to Candy Corn? Giant Candy Corn Krispies, of course. Plus they were a lot easier to make...no baking. I used Almond bark for the top coat. For the frosting, I bought one pkg of White Almond Bark and divided it into three (with a little more for the orange color). I chopped up each section so it would melt quicker in the microwave. Then mixed in the food coloring. I started with orange to make sure that I had enough. I made two batches of Rice Krispie Treats, and one pkg of Almond Bark was enough to cover all of them.' -- nobiggie.net



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'These edible babies were not made out of sperm and egg cell but through cake frosting. These are made with marzipan, an almond paste consisting primarily of sugar and ground almonds. Often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes.' --moolf.com
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