Michael McClure once called Jayne Mansfield "the perfect mammal." He had a point. However I believe that honor belongs to Lambert Wilson.
Why? It's quite simple. He's French. He's Gorgeous. He's a peerless performer in both comedy and drama, and he sings Sondheim.
In short he's everything I want in a man
(Lambert and his wax effigy at the Musee Grevin)
(Lambert with Agnes Varda)
(Lambert kissing director Xavier Beauvais at Cannes)
Here's his IMDB c.v. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933727/?ref_=nv_sr_1
According to it:
"Lambert Wilson was born on August 3, 1958 in Neuilly-sur-Seine, Hauts-de-Seine, France. He is an actor, known for Of Gods and Men (2010), Babylon A.D. (2008) and Catwoman (2004).
He is the son of actor Georges Wilson
He is half Irish, half French.
He screen tested for GoldenEye (1995) for the role of James Bond 007, appearing in test footage opposite Maryam d'Abo (Kara Milovy in The Living Daylights (1987)) as Tania Romanova, re-enacting scenes from From Russia with Love (1963).
Was featured in a series of artsy Calvin Klein ads featuring Christy Turlington for Eternity in 1991, as well as a poster ad for Eternity in 1998.
He is a French citizen.
He shares birthday with Mathieu Kassovitz, TV presenter Vincent Perrot and Martin Sheen.
He sings in a show called "La Nuit Americaine" in Paris.
As a singer, is a baritone.
When Lambert was a child, his father used to tell the journalists that he lived alone, while he was a married family father, to protect his family from the paparazzi, that's why Lambert and his brother grew up tranquilly.
As a singer, he recorded two albums: "Musicals" and "Demon e & Merveilles".
Attended London's Drama Centre from September 1975 until December 1977, leaving before completing the acting course in order to make his professional theatrical debut in Paris in a play with his father, Georges Wilson.
Mother is named Nicole and used to be a photo model.
As a narrator, he has worked under the direction of some of the world's greatest conductors including Rostropovitch, Prêtre, Mazur, Dutoit, and Ozawa.
Performs on stage in both French and English, and co-starred in "A Little Night Music" with Judi Dench for the Royal National Theater in London in 1996,.
Has starred in two different films whose title is Sahara. First in Andrew V. McLaglen's movie (1983), starring Brooke Shields. And in Breck Eisner's movie (2005), starring Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz.
Appeared as Pangloss/Voltaire/Martin in the new John Axelrod production of Leonard Bernstein's opera Candide. Production played at LaScala June 20, 22, 26, 28 and July 4, 6, 10, 13, 18, 2007. [June 2007]"
Here he is (looking unspeakbly luscious) in a Clavin Klein ad.
(Eternity -- Calvin Klein)
Here he is singing Gershwin
(Fascinating Rhythm Lambert Wilson with Stephy Haik and Maria-Laura Baccarini)
Lambert reads Lamartine:
(Lambert recites "Le Lac" par Lamartine)
Here he is in the trailer for Andre Techine's Rendez-vou. I wonder if Andre "got anything off of him"
(Rendez-vous trailer)
An interview
(Lambert Wilson interviewed in English)
Shopping:
(Lambert Wilson goes shopping)
A recent film:
(Bicycling with Moliere trailer)
(Lambert Wilson et Leslie Caron)
(Pas Sur La Bouche Lambert Wilson)
(Lambert Wilson on Alain Resnais)
Politics:
(Lambert Wilson on Haiti)
Being biligual Lambert frequently makes English-language films, the most famous being --
(Lambert Wilson The Matrix Reloaded)
(The Matrix Reloaded fight scene)
Because of his bi-national career I see Lambert here in L.A. quite a lot. More than I do you, Dennis. When he's here for any length of time Randal Kleiser throws a party for him. At the one I went to last year Lambert asked me "Is every gay frenchman who lives in Los Angeles here?" I glanced around and said "All the really good-looking ones."
Here's one of the most outre items in Lambert's canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JreMxF0zKb8
(The Belly of An Architect)
And here's the gayest:
(Comme les Autres)
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p.s. Hey. Today the estimable David Ehrenstein goes libidinal and weak in the knees re: the French star of stage and screen Lambert Wilson, and you are invited to investigate the means and ways and test the persuasive powers of his objet fixe. So have at that until tomorrow, thank you, and kindest thanks to you, Mr. E. Otherwise, a heads up about the blog's upcoming schedule. On Friday morning I go to a very small town near Le Mans, France for three days to participate in the shooting of a scene of Zac's and my film. This means that there'll be rerun posts and short, pre-programmed, 'greetings'-styled p.s.es on Friday and Saturday. ** HyeMin Kim, Hi. Thanks, glad you liked Chapter 2. I was kind of especially happy with that one. Understood re: the 'alt lit' discussion. 'Nuff said. Mm, I don't think I've read Jean Daive, and certainly not that Celan book you mentioned. I've written the name down, and I'll investigate as soon as I have more than a minute to myself, maybe tonight. Thank you! ** David Ehrenstein, Thank you so much for today! I think I caught the typos. If I missed any, give a shout, and I'll do more corrections when I am home again tonight. Don't know if that's Tony Holland's head/hands. It was just floating out there in the sea of gifs sans info. ** White tiger, Hi, Math. Oh, shit, sorry. My brain was in a rush and confused yesterday, as it is again today. Okay, nice project you and Michael have going on there. Nice name too. Ha ha, thank you for the welcome home. My few minutes here are being quite pleasurable. Have a super swell day! ** Sypha, Not surprised by who recommended 'WB' to you, no. He's a known ChabonHead. Oh, thanks for spending all that time with 'Gone'. I still haven't even seen a copy. It's fucked up. Leif Garrett had it going on in the way that teen idols were required to have it going on back then. Fad Gadget, right. Good eye. There's also the guy in Factrix in there before Factrix. I can't remember why I put Rick Wakeman in there. I think maybe because he looked kind of like Leif Garrett at the time or something. Thanks about the '120 Days' consolidation. Yeah, I liked how it pointed out all the mistakes and implausibilities in the narrative. It was your birthday? Whoa, happy birthday a day late! $18 for 'ToW' isn't a bad deal at all. Cool. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Thank you so very kindly about my gif novella. Yeah, it's almost a bit absurd how complicated I tried to make it and how long that took me. But, yeah, it's an interesting form to work in, I think. Filming is going really well, yeah. The scene we shoot this weekend is really complicated, so I hope I can continue to report positively re: the filming next week. But I'm pretty sure that'll be the case. Zac's a genius, and Michael's eye/camera combo is godlike, and our performers are currently getting rehearsed into walking-talking maestros, and our sound guy is super amazing, so ... Yes, I read your interview with Paul. It's great, man! Everyone, the one and only Thomas Moronic has interviewed the masterful Paul Curran about his masterwork of a novel 'Left Hand' over on the addictive Fanzine site, and, of course, you are very hugely encouraged to go read the results. It's called 'THE DISRUPTED & AMPUTATED PROSE OF THE LEFT HAND: A CONVERSATION WITH PAUL CURRAN'. Here. ** Kier, Hi, Kier! Aw, thank you a lot! I'm both strangely and understandably very excited that you're going to Kongeparken on Saturday! I want to hear all about it. Photos? You're so lucky! The park is so lucky! Hooray! ** Robert-nyc, Hi, Robert. Yeah, the baby cake was pretty trippy. Cool. Glad it got you all infanticidal and cannibalistic and stuff. I read that there's a new Freddy movie in the works but without Robert Englund which seems ridiculous to me, but I guess you never know. But what a dumb idea. Is Clive Barker involved in the new 'Hellraiser' movie? In fact, what is Barker up to? I haven't read much about him and his doings lately. ** Keaton, Mm, no, it's not about murdering a sandwich artist, but what an interesting interpretation. Thanks, buddy. I don't know for sure that 'Tool Box Murders' is worth seeing. I think there was a remake. Lot of drills involved, I think. Awesome about the meme post, man. You're saintly. ** Paul Curran, Wonderful Fanzine interview, man! Thank you a lot about the novella. That means a ton coming from you. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Thanks a whole lot for the good words, my friend. I haven't sunk into the World Cup. I literally wouldn't be able to right now, if I could. But it's showing constantly in just about every single store and restaurant in Paris right now, so I've seen a collage. ** Steevee, Hi. Yeah, the SPT album doesn't seem to have a huge amount of staying power. ** Rewritedept, Hey. 'Gone' is sold out? Weird. Maybe I'll never see a copy. Extra posts/days are only a massive boon at the moment, so thank you a ton. Cool that 'The Green Retard' is pleasing you in progress so much. Thanks if you send the 'TGR' thing, but know that I sadly won't be able to even glance at it until late next week, probably. My Tuesday was good. All day rehearsals with the performers in the upcoming film scene. Very hard work, but it went well, and it's going to be all day rehearsals until we leave on Friday. ** MANCY, Hey, man! Thank you so, so much! Oh, you're about to move now. That'll scatter your time/mind for sure. Awesome: as soon as I get any kind of break from the film thing, meaning next week I fear, I will devour your new videos. Exciting! Everyone, the extremely good artist who often works with video named Stephen Purtill aka the blog's own MANCY has, in his words, 'a couple of new things on my vimeo page - source documentation for two installations, so they are kind of skeletons of themselves, or like whats inside without the skeleton maybe,' and anything by Mr. P. is imperative to observe and digest. So go where said videos are, meaning here. Great to see you! ** Okay. Mr. E. has your senses covered for today, so react accordingly. Now I'll go rush out the door, meet up with Zac, walk the 20 minutes to Point Ephemere, climb the stairs, unlock Atelier #1, await the arrival of our two performers, and then rehearse with them until nighttime arrives. See you tomorrow.