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'Lucio Fulci is best remembered for his delirious hallucinatory and visceral horror films of the late 1970s and early 1980s. Expressed in these films was a creative libation of splanchnic yet nonetheless seductive images strung together by loose, almost incoherent, narratives. As a director, Fulci has worked in most genres. In over 60 films and 120 scripts he has shown himself to be a film pragmatist, working within generic and financial constraints to produce films which intensified during certain periods of time and style to redefine genre and cinematic pleasure.

'Born in Rome in 1927, Lucio Fulci’s indoctrination into film could be described as theoretical. While this is poignantly reminiscent of those critics who claim his direction as ‘great’ is similarly theoretical and not necessarily borne out in his technique, Fulci’s beginnings as an art critic and medical student created the first levels of a baroque palimpsest, defined by flesh folded in new configurations which simultaneously folds the viewer in a visceral rather than conceptual way. These beginnings received diverse and somewhat oddly configured additional plateaus through training at Luchino Visconti’s Experimental Film School with film philosophers such as Nanni Loy, Umberto Barbaro, Francesco Maselli and Luigi Chiarini rather than technicians or cinematic artisans.

'Fulci began his public career scriptwriting and making rudimentary documentaries such as Pittori Italiano dei dopoguerra (1948). During this time he worked under Luchino Visconti, Roberto Rossellini, Federico Fellini, Steno and Mario Bava. However the insistence of many critics and filmographers on emphasising this effulgent genesis seems symptomatic of the compulsion to redeem Fulci as a serious or valuable director. Essentially at this time Fulci primarily demonstrated his ability to perform technical tasks which fulfilled other people’s projects. Later, in reference to his most established and praised works one could claim he was similarly fulfilling the demands of producers to make quick, cheap films that would sell. Fulci’s talent seems therefore to lie not necessarily in some auteurist vision, but in his capacity to create beauty, perversion and surprise – perhaps due to, rather than in spite of, his constraints.

'The project of describing the best of Fulci’s films, his gory horrors, is a paradoxical one. Being required to describe these films might expose them as poverty stricken within the constraints of signification of images, narrative and their capacity to be viewed as a readerly text. In order to evoke the powers of Fulci’s best films I must first reconfigure the seemingly given paradigms of cinema. Here I ask the reader to variously rethink or forgo these concepts as necessary for cinematic pleasure. This involves letting go of: narrative as a temporalisation of viewing pleasure which accumulates the past to contextualise the present and lay out an expected future; images as deferrals to meaning, signs to be read or interpreted; characters as integral to plot, both in film in general and horror in particular as that which must be conceptually characterised in order to be meaningfully killed off or destroyed; narrative as intelligible contextualiser of action; exploitation as gratuitously existing for its own sake or to affirm and intensify traditional axes of oppression in society; gore as demeaning or a lesser focus in the impartation of visual expression; pleasure as pleasurable; repulsion as unpleasurable; violence as inherently aggressive; horror as dealing only with notions of returned repression, infantilism or catharsis. I ask the reader, in the tradition of Lyotard’s economy of libidinal pleasure, to shift their address from why or what the images mean to how they affect.

'Fulci began his gore film series with the George A. Romero figlia Zombi 2, a surprisingly engaging reconfiguration of the Living Dead mythos, where the ethnographic zombie films of Val Lewton contracted with the bodily horror of George Romero in the USA and Jorge Grau in the UK. Fulci’s success in presenting gore anchors on his acute understanding of violence against bodies as reliant on the particular significations of the parts of the body being destroyed, rather than a semiotic destruction of flesh in general, hence his propensity for showing eyeball puncturing. His zombies are cheap looking, but this makes them unnerving in their abject grittiness, rather than unconvincing. Fulci followed Zombi 2 with his opus latifundium, his “real estate” trilogy: Paura nella città dei morti viventi (City of the Living Dead, 1980), a Lovecraftian story of a priest who hangs himself thus opening the gates of hell; L’aldila, about a hotel which is a gate to hell (noticing a theme?), and Quella villa accanto al cimitero (House by the Cemetery, 1981), about one Dr Freudstein – surely one of the best ever character names in a film! – who, by transplanting parts of his victims to his body for over a century has managed to stay alive, although, in keeping with the trilogic theme, he looks like hell. These films saw the first paradigmatic shift in Fulci’s interest from the temporality that defines traditional cinematic narrative, to a focus on space, broadly meaning atmosphere, acts which may or may not bear relevance to preceding and successive images, claustrophobic mise en scène set within houses and damp landscapes which drip with the viscosity of the bodies crawling therein. Fulci manages this oppressive environment even in the clinical world of the pathology lab or the infinite space of the bridge which leads to the island of New Orleans, both in L’Aldila. These films resonate with places rather than people, events rather than story, ergo ecstasy (event outside of temporality) rather than time. Fulci states “Our only refuge is to remain in the world but outside time”. It may seem a stretch to claim Fulci distorts time in the same way as more deliberately artistic filmmakers; his films retain a rudimentary relationship with narrative, whether for the sake of loose coherence or the producers of the film.

'These three films saw Fulci collaborate with screenwriter Dardano Sacchetti, who had previously written Il gatto a nove code (with Argento) and Reazione for Bava. Sacchetti later wrote the stories for Lamberto Bava’s first films, La Chiesa (1989) for Michele Soavi, two screenplays for Ruggero Deodato and Sergio Martino (in collaboration with the brilliant Ernesto Gastaldi) and the strange yet fascinating Apocalypse domani (1980) for Antonio Margheriti. For Fulci, Sacchetti wrote the giallo 7 note and his later gore films Manhattan Baby (1982) and the controversial slasher pseudo-giallo film Lo squartatore di New York (The New York Ripper, 1982). The third member of the trilogy responsible for Fulci’s most accomplished work is Giannetto De Rossi, whose special effects are more interested in the body transformed rather than destroyed by violence. It is this alchemical combination that formed the delirious dream-like worlds of the real-estate trilogy. Whether the viewer awaits a narrative to explicate the murders, the reanimation of the dead and the baroque methods of death, or whether they are there to explore the sensations of the images unto themselves, these films offer images as possibility – the possibility of experiencing film otherwise, the possibility of meaning without the satisfaction of affirmation of interpretation, and the possibility of the masochism of watching horror, an eternal anticipation that confuses rather than pleases when the shocking images arrive.

'In Cinema 2, Gilles Deleuze states: [firstness] is not a sensation, a feeling, an idea, but the quality of a possible sensation, feeling or idea. Firstness is thus a category of the possible: it gives a proper consistency to the possible, it expresses the possible without actualising it…this is exactly what the affection-image is.

'If firstness is the primary moment, before language orients effect toward the eternal deferral of meaning through signification, then firstness repudiates language as these films repudiate film language. Because films do unfold in time and because these films are not experimental, they do indeed include rudimentary road signs for the viewer, but these are distraction rather than moments of intensification which inhabit the films. The narratives are there but they don’t matter, what matters is the very matter of the images, their materiality. Deleuze calls the image which subjugates movement to time the chronosign: … the before and after are no longer themselves a matter of external empirical succession, but of the intrinsic quality of that which becomes in time. Becoming can in fact be defined as that which transforms an empirical sequence into a series: a burst of series.

'These films are about intrinsic quality, texture, consistency. For this reason they affect sense rather than intellect – confusion, disgust, suffering, delight at the pangs of horror are the qualities these films evoke. The screen is not the marker between actual and virtual but, in Paul Virilio’s words, the “osmotic membrane”. Nowhere does this osmosis become more apparent than in films which affront the sensoria of the viewer without recourse to the dividing wall of signification and deferral to meaning which protects the viewer from affect. Pierced eyeballs, crucifixion, spiders eating a face, bodies melted with acid, pneumatic drills through the head, but also the aesthetics of white blinded eyeballs, the tension of Dr Freudstein in Quella forcing a child’s head against a door into which his parents are hurling an axe to ‘save’ him from the bloody Doctor, the blind Emily having her throat torn out by her guide dog (in a perverse homage to Argento’s Suspiria) and Fabio Frizzi’s scores for Paura and L’Aldila which give Goblin a run for their money all create impossible worlds which demand a visceral affiliation. I should add, to describe what happens in these films, which may make them sound shocking or provocatively perverse, entirely fails to express the certain qualities of these images that makes any description of them inherently redundant – it is not what happens or why it happens, but how it happens that makes these images seductive. The worlds of Fulci’s real estate trilogy are ridiculous, false, phantasmatic but perhaps it is this very phantasy which protects the films from the mean spiritedness that sometimes threatens to overwhelm those violent gore films which locate themselves entirely within the real world, turning baroque violence into vulgar and potentially misogynistic sadism. ...

'After an early 1980s creative flurry (The New York Ripper, Manhattan Baby, The Black Cat, a.o.) Fulci began his descent into films which express a clear lack of interest in his art. Due to the plethora of films I will focus the following summary on key films which signify various aspects of Fulci’s later work. Un gatto nel cervello (1990, dedicated to Clive Barker, “my only friend”) is a composite of all the gore from Fulci’s previous films, told in a story about a film director called Lucio Fulci, played by Fulci (an extension of his Hitchcockian habit of playing cameos in his films), which both parodies his label as the Italian godfather of gore, and mourns this label’s misunderstanding of a true vision beneath, yet elaborated through, the gore. Fulci’s worst film, not due to ineptitude but a real misogynistic turn, Quando Alice ruppe lo specchio (1988), where female ugliness vindicates gratuitously sadistic murder, is ambiguously something which gives the kind of audience he despises what they think they want, and a bitter reflection on his career. The later phantasy horror films, here more gothic than baroque due to their turn from corporeal viscerality to ethereal atmosphere, are seductive and point to Fulci’s remaining potential. Il fantasma di Sodoma (1988), a story of Nazi ghosts haunting a group of teenagers, and Demonia (1990), where Loudonic nuns drink blood and haunt archaeologists, are interesting interpretations from the standard Italian genres of nunsploitation and Nazi fetishism alongside teens-in-peril. The films are headily impressive, the air almost tactile, the atmosphere acrid and voluminous. These films make flesh of phantasms and offer ghosts which are vague in a visceral rather than ethereal manner. However nothing of the residue of Fulci’s talents in the film can make them any more than they are, which is a series of almost poignant reminders of Fulci becoming somewhat of a simulacrum of what he once was. They are pretty, sometimes delicious, but irredeemably diluted. This prettiness without substance reached its zenith with Fulci’s final film Voci dal profondo (1994). Fulci died destitute from diabetes on March 13, 1996.'-- Senses of Cinema



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Lucio Fulci @ IMDb
'The Films of Lucio Fulci'
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'Surrealism and Sudden Death in the Films of Lucio Fulci'
'No Eyes are Safe: Lucio Fulci'
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Extras


Lucio Fulci at Eurofest 1994 (full)


ZOMBIE - THE FILMS OF LUCIO FULCI




Do You Remember Lucio Fulci? (Parts 1 & 2)



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Interview




You are no newcomer in the film industry.

Lucio Fulci: I have done films for thirty years and films are all my life. I directed thirty-three movies, but I wrote the scripts for one hundred and thirty. First I studied at the Experimental Film Center in Rome, with teachers like Antonioni and Visconti. Incidentally, when I took the oral exam to be admitted to the Center, Visconti asked me what I thought of his film Ossessione (1943), which was then regarded as a masterpiece, and, with the unconsciousness of my youth, I pointed out that he had "ripped off" quite a few pictures from Renoir's films! The rest of the jury looked at me as if I was a monster, but Visconti told me: "You are the first person to have told me the truth; you know films and you have a lot of courage - which is what a director needs to have!" And so they took me in!

Then I was assistant director on Marcel L'Herbier's Last Days of Pompeii, before I launched out into the comedy with Mario Monicelli and Steno (for instance, there was that Christopher Lee film called Uncle was a Vampire). At that time, I was associated with the writing of scripts rather than the directing of films. Since then, except for Zombie 2 Flesheaters, I have been responsible for the scripts of all my films.

Does this mean you prefer writing to directing?

LF: Not really, but my interest in directing is mainly a technical one. To me, the most important parts in the making of a film are script-writing, sound-mixing, and editing. I have a terrible fault: I do not like stars.

Mario Bava did not either.

LF: Nor did Hitchcock, who would send notes to his actors to give them directives. When Paul Newman once asked him why he behaved that way, Hitch answered: "So I don't have to talk to you!" As a matter of fact, I like working with actors, but not with stars. Bava, since you mentioned his name, had all his films based on technique, special effects, and suspense: so he didn't really need actors. But Bava was ignored (just like Freda was), and only after his death did critics begin mentioning his genius.

As far as I am concerned, there was one exception - I did work with a star, Toto, the great comedian. I did twenty-two films with him, as a writer or assistant director, and he helped me direct my first film, The Thief, which turned out to be a big flop. At that time, I would do comedies, and rock 'n' roll films.

Did you feel any interest in fantastic films yet?

LF: I was a great admirer of Tourneur and Corman - I love Corman's Poe series. After a while I was fed up with comedies and would not do any more. So I did not work for a year, until, with some friends, I produced a western which I feel belongs in the fantastique, Tepepa. It was very different from the other Italian westerns one could see then: both soft-spoken and extremely violent. The confrontation of two brothers in an unreal climate. Franco Nero, who had not yet been the star of Django, played the first part.

I did my first giallo, Perversion Story, in 1968. Again, it had something unreal in the way a magic San Francisco was shown. But my first true fantastic film was Una Lucertola con la Pelle di Donna, even though it ends like a detective story.

Why this ending, which betrays the very nature of the film?

LF: We were confronted with two possibilities. The story was about a woman, Carole, dreaming of a murder, and finding, when she awakes, that the murder has really been committed. On that basis, you could have two endings, one fantastic, the other in the line of a detective story. The producer insisted that the end be a logical one. The film was very successful in Italy, anyway.

The film contains a lot of astounding dreams, like the one with bats pouncing at the heroine, or that formidable sequence featuring dogs in a laboratory, with their bellies ripped open…

LF: Carlo Rambaldi was responsible for special effects in the bat scene, which was not easy to shoot. He built mechanical bats sliding on wires and flapping their wings; he also added super-impositions of bat shadows. I remember Bava was much impressed when he saw the sequence, though I am sure he would have done it better than me. As for the dogs, Rambaldi used artificial ones, inside which he placed special bags he could control from behind, giving the impression that the heart and bowels were really moving. Some people believed we had used real dogs, which is totally preposterous, as I love dogs, and we had to face a lawsuit. Fortunately, Rambaldi saved me from a sentence to two years' imprisonment by retrieving one of his synthetic dogs!

The importance of technique is what strikes the viewer most, in this film, and also in Sette Note in Nero.

LF: I have always liked to go forward, to try new techniques. And that's what I did with Long Night of Exorcism, too. This very peculiar film deals with witchcraft today. In a small village in Southern Italy, children are killed and a 'witch' is accused of these murders by a priest, and is eventually beaten to death with chains by peasants. But the priest finally turns out to be the culprit. When I saw the film it caused a sensation in Italy, I decided to keep on this line and make a totally fantastic film, Sette Note in Nero.

It was no easy enterprise. I had the script ready for a while, but the producers, Luigi and Aurelio DiLaurentiis, got in my way for a year: one day they wanted to do a comedy, the morning after a detective story, and so on. I refused; anyway, they had had me lose a complete year, and I couldn't have worked in such conditions.

Then I met producer Fulvio Frizzi - the father of Fabio, my composer - and we hired the marvelous Jennifer O'Neil. Thanks to his determination and tenacity, I could make the film just as it had been written originally, and the result proved I was right, as the film finds favor with the youth - the audience all my films are meant for. It's a film I like very much, but, to some extent, a difficult film, as it is entirely centered upon a woman in relation with objects undergoing changes in their positions and shapes. The editing was particularly difficult, and we had two continuity girls, given all these sequences where dream mixes up with reality and things past and things to come continually mingle.

By then, I had formed a crew of technicians who did not change afterwards: Dardano Sarchetti, writer; Sergio Salvati, cinematographer; Fabio Frizzi, composer; etc.

How did you shoot the scene where a woman falls off a cliff and has her face torn on stones?

LF: We used a trick similar to the one we had used for the final sequence of Long Night of Exorcism with the priest's death. We had the actress lying on a kind of rail. Then we shifted her, on her sliding board, up to the camera and the stone. At the moment when she reaches the stone, her face is replaced by a close-up of a plastic head, which, when touching the stone, blows off without any fire. The whole sequence thus combines general shots of a mannequin falling off the cliff, medium shots of the actress on the rail, and close-ups of the plastic doll.

Was this film, Sette Note in Nero, a turning point in your career?

LF: It was, because it was my first real venture into the fantastic, but commercially it was a flop: for the following two years, I had to do music shows for television! Then I was contacted by producer Fabrizio de Angelis who had liked Sette Note in Nero so much he was convinced nobody else but me could do Zombi 2. I really enjoyed doing this film, as I had all the crew of my previous films back with me.

So you did not write Zombi 2?

LF: I did not write the original script, but I changed it a lot. I wanted to make an entirely fantastic film, a free film, contrary to Sette Note in Nero, which was based on a mechanism requiring some cerebration. Zombi 2 is based on sensations, hinges on fear, and, of course, horror. In this connection, I am most satisfied with the achievement of Gianetto de Rossi, previously responsible for make-up effects in Jorge Grau's Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue; I am particularly pleased with that "eye scene" which impressed many people. Gianetto de Rossi couldn't participate in the making of City of the Living Dead, and was replaced by Franco Rufini, but he was back on The Beyond.

For a fantastic film, you need not only a strong team, but also people who know everything about technique, as it is particularly difficult to do special effects. My associates and myself get along together very well and work in a totally relaxed atmosphere. When we finished shooting Zombi 2, I said we had just made a horror film classic, without knowing it, and, to some extent, having fun like a circle of friends. I say that in reaction to those who think a film can't be successful if it is not made under some tension.

"Having fun?" What do you answer to those who blame you for all the horror in your films?

LF: Horror is not a goal in itself to me. I am basically interested in the fantastic. As a matter of fact, there are few horror scenes in City of the Living Dead; tension is the important thing in this film. I have given up on horror for horror's sake, instead I wanted to make a nightmare film where horror is ubiquitous, even in apparently innocuous forms. Horror only appears in two scenes in a spectacular way, let alone the fact that the drill scene is a warning I wanted to give against a certain type of fascism, the girl's father killing the young guy in such an abject way just because the young guy is different, a frightened victim who, like the so-called witch in Long Night of Exorcism, does not understand all this hostility towards him. I wanted to show this boy as a dropout whom girls protect because of his kindness, but unfortunately, I was not able to develop the conservatism of some Dunwich inhabitants. City, to me, is a visual rendering of the metaphysical side of bad dreams.

I shot the film in Savannah, Georgia, but I changed the town into a nightmare city, so unreal that the audience can't put a name to it. I tried to achieve the same thing with New Orleans in The Beyond.

To come back to the question of horror in my films, I'd like to point out that the audience usually applauds once a horror scene is over, not while the horror is on the screen. People are wrong when they accuse my films of gratuitous horror; censorship is wrong about my films being an incentive to violence. Far from participating in this violence, the spectator, on the contrary, is rid of it, freed from horrors he holds within himself, the film being the catalyst for this liberation.

The audience indeed applauds most the scene where zombies are burnt out.

LF: Yes, because the audience is against evil, basically, and I think that the Clint Eastwood films are much more harmful to the youth. My films are only nightmares after which you wake up relieved and relaxed. And fantastic films are liberating, especially for the youth, because of this role of the audience. In City of the Living Dead, I paid much more attention to the story than to the zombies, who are only accessories of this story.

City offers quite a few special effects, like the worm rain, or the inside out vision of the girl's bowels!

LF: It was not easy: actors would not quite accept all those worms stuck up on their faces - we used thousands of them, over twenty pounds! As for the bowel vomiting sequence, we had to use the tripe of a freshly slashed lamb (for after ten minutes, it dries up and becomes unusable), which the actress actually swallowed, and vomited afterwards. For close-ups where bowels rush out, it was of course a doll containing a pump.

Wasn't The Black Cat a new experience for you, given its very Anglo-Saxon look?

LF: I made this film as a tribute to Roger Corman, though he only did a sketch out of the original story (in Tales of Terror), while I had to do a feature! What interested me in this story was to comment upon the relationship between a man and a cat. The two characters are identical, even though the cat is to win: for the cat may be cruel, but after all he is only the judge, the conscience of this man. The man hates the cat, but, like in the story, he can't kill him, as nobody can kill his own sick soul. We often try to kill off our bad conscience, to no avail. I was also fascinated with the theme of imprisonment always present in Poe's works. To me, it's the most perturbing of all themes: I had Jennifer O'Neil walled up alive in Sette Note in Nero, and Catriona MacColl buried alive in City of the Living Dead.

What kind of man is Patrick Magee?

LF: He is a marvelous actor, but shooting with him was extremely exhausting, as he has a lot of personal problems. He didn't actually collaborate much, I even had incredible difficulties with him, but his acting talent is beyond criticism. I think Patrick Magee was the perfect choice for a film I wanted to do as an atmosphere film, not as a horror film. Mimsy Farmer, on the contrary, is terrific: she is both a very friendly person and a very good actress for this type of film. Producers tried to launch her as the "leading American woman in Italy" a few years ago, but, as films like The Black Cat are very rare in Italy, I don't think she has played in any film since then.

Did you conceive The Beyond as a sequel to City of the Living Dead?

LF: No, my idea was to make an absolute film, with all the horrors of our world. It's a plotless film: a house, people, and dead men coming from The Beyond. There's no logic to it, just a succession of images. The Sea of Darkness, for instance, is an absolute world, an immobile world where every horizon is similar. I think each man chooses his own inner hell, corresponding to his hidden vices. So I am not afraid of Hell, since Hell is already in us. Curiously enough, I can't imagine a Paradise exists, though I am a Catholic - but perhaps God has left me? - yet I have often envisaged Hell, since we live in a society where only Hell can be perceived. Finally, I realize that Paradise is indescribable. Imagination is much stronger when it is pressed by the terrors of Hell.

And there is no way to exorcise this Hell of yours?

LF: No way! I often tried to exorcise my personal Hell to no avail, so now I show it in my films. But, mind you, what is to me the most tragic thing in The House Near the Cemetery is not the people who die, but that little girl who opens for her young friend the gates to the world of the Dead, and saves him from normality (i.e., from the monster who killed the boy's parents), but also plunges him into the Beyond. In fact, those children do not actually die: they just live in another world in which adults have no power. Finally, the most frightening thing is that the house stays there and will receive other visitors.

Being a Catholic, don't you believe in Good and Evil?

LF: This may seem strange, but I am happier than somebody like Bunuel who says he is looking for God. I have found Him in the others' misery, and my torment is greater than Bunuel's. For I have realized that God is a God of suffering. I envy atheists; they don't have all these difficulties.

It is true that all my films are terribly pessimistic. The main characters in The Beyond, for instance, become blind, as their sight has no raison d'être anymore in this lifeless world. But humor and tragedy always join, anyway. If they emphasize the tragic side of things, it may have a comical effect. Everything considered, having directed so many comedies when I started my film career turns out to be very useful for my true cinema, the cinema of the Fantastic.

Comparisons have been made between The House Near the Cemetery and Dario Argento's Inferno.

LF: The themes are different, but I won't deny there are some connections between Argento and myself. Both films, intentionally, have no structure. We tried in Italy to make films based on pure themes, without a plot, and The Beyond, like Inferno, refuses conventions and traditional structures, while there are some threads in my other films: The House is about a monster, The Ripper is an Hitchcockian thriller, City of the Living Dead deals with Evil, Zombi 2 with death and the macabre. I like The Beyond very much because I think it was an interesting attempt.

People who blame The Beyond for its lack of story have not understood that it's a film of images, which must be received without any reflection. They say it is very difficult to interpret such a film, but it is very easy to interpret a film with threads: any idiot can understand Molinaro's La Cage aux Folles, or even Carpenter's Escape from New York, while The Beyond or Argento's Inferno are absolute films.

Some people also said that The House Near the Cemetery was a rip-off of The Amityville Horror.

LF: This is not true: in Amityville, you are confronted with something unknown which terrorizes the tenants, while in The House Near the Cemetery, the secret is eventually given away: you know that the monster is a mosaic of corpses. In fact, this film was influenced by Henry James's The Turn of the Screw and its film version by Jack Clayton, The Innocents. That's why you can hear at the end of my film this quotation from James: "Are children monsters, or would monsters by children?", as all that is told may have happened in fact in the child's imagination - even his parents' deaths. The spectator may also see the film as a kind of cycle, the events being repetitions of events past.

The fantastic in this film is all centered upon children.

LF: Of course! For instance in that scene where the two children talk together and understand each other though they are hundreds of yards away from each other. Everything is possible in their world; children don't have the same limitations as grown-ups. That's the reason why, despite all the audience's warnings, the little boy goes down into the cellar to fetch the baby-sitter's head. Children do not have the same hang-ups as adults. Like monsters, they have a different wavelength. So my film borrows from Henry James's works, and not, despite an accusations I have received, from The Shining. In The Shining, there was a complicity between a child and an adult - the cook of the Overlook Hotel. But in The House Near the Cemetery, adults are totally unimportant. I couldn't care less about this guy who goes mad in The Shining. I hate The Shining anyway; Kubrick's coldness was alright for A Clockwork Orange or The Paths to Glory, because it corresponded to the story. But Kubrick's genius is not made for horror films. The Shining has no feeling.

Isn't the end of The House - when the little girl helps the boy out of the grave - reminiscent of North by Northwest?

LF: You mean when Cary Grant gets his girlfriend out of the precipice? Yes, it is. I love to make quotations, and there will be many in connection with Huston or Hitchcock in The Ripper.

So what is The Ripper about?

LF: It's the story of a mad killer committing terrible murders in New York, but to some extent it's a fantastic film, if only because the police have to spot this madman among twenty million New Yorkers. Much less horror than my previous films, no zombies, but a human killer working in the dark. The setting is deliberately conventional: though I aim at making a new style of thriller, I want to pay a tribute to Hitchcock. The Ripper is in a way a Hitchcock revisited, a fantastic film with a plot, violence, and sexuality.

Did you shoot all the film in New York?

LF: Yes, for four weeks, and with many difficulties, as we had to confront the unions. It's no easy job sending an Italian crew shooting a small budget film in New York. We had thought of Boston first, because of the famous Strangler, but New York, a town both monstrous and fascinating, finally seemed a better choice. Placing the Ripper in this town would make him a more fantastic figure.

Which of all your films do you prefer?

LF: Beatrice Cenci, which is not a well-known film. I shot it in '69, and it was painful as I had excruciating personal problems then. It's certainly the film I am most deeply attached to, but there is a curse on it. It was released in very few countries, had a poor reception, and all the prints have vanished. (Note: Wrong! There is now at least a French videocassette of this film, entitled Liens d'amour et de sang.)

Is there a subject you have dreamed of shooting?

LF: Yes, I have had a project for years, but I have never been able to get it off the ground. I want to call it Roman Black; it is a study in power. Not a denunciation of power - this has been done so many times... but a thriller à la Chandler, Hammet, or Irish set in Ancient Rome, at the end of the Empire. A new survey of the Fall of the Roman Empire in the form of a thriller. But of course I might have to shoot a totally different film right now. René Clair, once asked what he intended to do after Le Silence est d'or, simply answered: "Another film." And for us, film directors, that is the question: to be or not to be able to shoot another film.

Is the cinema the thing that counts most for you?

LF: I ruined my life for it. I have no family, no wife, only daughters. All women left me because I never stop thinking of my job. My only two hobbies are my dogs and my sailing boat. Work is very important to me. John Ford once said, "I know that in bars they are saying bad things about me. But I am shooting films in the mountains with Indians while they are talking..."



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Lizard in a Woman's Skin (1971)
'In 1971, neither Lucio Fulci nor Carlo Rambaldi were Lucio Fulci or Carlo Rambaldi. Sure, Fulci had already directed a staggering 22 films and Rambaldi had done some notable effects work, but neither men had established the reputations that would eventually make them famous. However, as A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin reveals, neither were too far away from that stature at the time; it comes as no surprise that Fulci was just on the cusp of starting a run that would cement him as one of Italy’s best shlock-masters, while Rambaldi was beginning to chart a course that would eventually land him a couple Oscars for stunning effects work on the likes of E.T. and Alien. The recently deceased effects maestro might have received the best “compliment” of his career with his work with The Maestro on this film, as some of his mutilated props were so convincing that Italian courts were convinced the two had engaged in animal cruelty. If not for Rambaldi’s intervention that proved he had just used special effects, Fulci would have served two years in prison, and who knows what might have come of the “Godfather of Gore.” Because of this, A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin probably has a reputation for being a thoroughly graphic shocker; in reality, there’s really only a handful of literal corpses (and some figurative ones).'-- Oh-the-horror



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Don't Torture a Duckling (1972)
'No mere anti-Catholic polemic, DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING is an unflinching and an expressly catholic (by definition, "universal, broad in sympathy") morality play that requires its sinners to pay heavily for their sins: the intense jealousy of Dona Avallone (Irene Papas), which has driven her husband to an early grave, turns back to afflict her own offspring with retardation, while Barbara Bouchet's sexually teasing Miss Patrizia is humiliated before a phalanx of adult men. Although the brutal chain whipping of Maciara is often read as Fulci's condemnation of gang mentality, it can also be argued that the vindictive recluse has brought her fate upon herself, heedless as she has been to the calculus of black magic which repays a dark curse ("I'll break you!") four-fold. By positing a world in which people suffer the direct consequences of their own words, DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING transcends glib finger-pointing to speak truth to a culture unbalanced by having one foot planted in an ancient world of saints and martyrs while the other is set in a modern age of lonely people without a vocabulary to express their sadness. The film's opening image of hands tearing at the earth to deliver up the brittle bones of a stillborn child stands in testimony against a society mooting its own prospects (a sentiment echoed in a snatch of overheard soap opera dialogue that asks "What possible future is there for us?").'-- Richard Harland Smith



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White Fang (1973)
'Lucio Fulci was a versatile and talented director and I love his work. White Fang is one of his most family-friendly films, and it almost doesn’t feel like a Fulci film because there are no flesh eating zombies or gory murders in it. Fulci is afterall best known for brutal films such as Zombi 2, so it was fun to see him shift gears in this Jack London-based spaghetti western. Those of you who are familiar with London should, however, not confuse this movie with the cute Disney films. It’s a tad more violent, so beware if you have kids.'-- Rare Cult Cinema



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Four of the Apocalypse (1975)
'Lucio Fulci, the “Godfather of Gore,” had a knack for turning poorly structured and acted exploitation movies destined to die in the grindhouses into minor works of art. He did this by painting over their mediocrity with blood and guts in a aesthetically stylish manner. Although he is best remembered for directing a handful of cult-classics in the horror genre such as Zombi 2 (1979) and The Beyond (1981), he did make three Spaghetti Westerns: Massacre Time (1966), Four of the Apocalypse (1975), and Silver Saddle (1978). The best of these westerns is Four of the Apocalypse. But while Fulci’s horror genre mentality may have been detrimental to some aspects of the film, that same mentality was likely responsible for the greatest aspect of the film: the unrelenting mood, which is both mournful and mesmerizing, that exists just beneath the surface of Four of the Apocalypse. The awkward one-liners, the overzealous laughing, the odd musical score, the unexpected philosophizing, the obvious emulation of Easy Rider—it all helps establish and maintain this hard-to-describe mood. And it’s this mood of the film, which becomes almost overwhelming in its potency when Fulci repeatedly juxtapositions scenes of extreme violence and tenderness, that makes up for the flaws in the film.'-- Pop Matters



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Dracula in the Provinces (1975)
'Fulci made this film straight after the ferocious violence of Four of the Apocalypse and Avati shortly before contributing his writing skills to Passolini’s Salo. Less surprising are the depths to which Italian comedy would stoop: most offendable groups are catered for. Fulci was no stranger to comedy, this film coming just three years after the better-known The Eroticist and in typical fashion fills the film with rather more than the traditional low-level laughs, with crude nods at Marxism (Nicosia literally sucking the blood of his employees) and an actually quite effective take on the familiar vampire film traits.'-- Horrorpedia



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The Psychic (1977)
'No matter how much you love them, you'd be hard-pressed to defend any of Lucio Fulci's more famous movies as having really good scripts; his films are barely coherent at best, with generic character motivations and erratic pacing being pretty typical flaws of even his best films. So I was surprised to find that The Psychic (Italian: Sette note in nero, or Seven Notes In Black*) was actually a well-written, involving thriller; the characters were still a bit "stock" but there was a real mystery at its core and even some minor poignancy. Sort of like the crappy John Woo movie Paycheck crossed with a Final Destination movie, Jennifer O'Neill stars as a woman who has a vision of someone's death, but it's all very fragmented - she just sees various items (a pack of cigarettes, a magazine, a smashed mirror). After uncovering a body in her husband's family home, she believes that she had seen the murder as it happened, only to gradually realize that it wasn't a vision, but a PREMONITION of a death in the same room that she found the other body. So the film is about her putting those pieces together as she tries to find the murderer/prevent the death.'-- Horror Movie a Day



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Zombie (1979)
'My all-time favorite zombie movie is Lucio Fulci's Zombie. This awesome film has all the key ingredients that are necessary for a classic zombie epic. First, there are zombies and plenty of them. Second, there is plenty of gore, which is very well placed. Fulci was a master of gore, he used, but never abused it in Zombie. The eyeball-puncturing scene is a classic. Third, there are plenty of exploding heads. These zombies are slow moving and easy to kill, but they seem to be everywhere. And, finally man is made to pay for messing with mother nature. Zombie movies always seem to deal in some way with the apocalypse. These are the things that not only make Zombie good, but great on the corpse scale.'-- House of Horrors



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Zombie Flesh Eaters (1980)
'This audaciously disgusting spectacle from the late master of gruesome horror, Lucio Fulci, was posited as a semi-sequel to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead, which was released in Italy as Zombi. Tisa Farrow and a group of vacationing tourists travel to an island where they find a doctor (Richard Johnson) who is attempting to cure a condition that reanimates the dead. Things quickly get out of control as undead Spanish conquistadors crawl from their graves hungry for human flesh. The nauseatingly graphic set-pieces by Gianetto de Rossi include a close-up of a woman's eye being pierced by a large shard of wood and a zombie fighting a Great White shark underwater. This relatively well-made shocker was enormously popular worldwide and led to the zombie-gore film becoming the dominant motif of 1980s Italian horror.'-- Robert Firsching, Rovi



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City of the Living Dead (1980)
'Per usual, Fulci doesn’t sell his death sequences short. Call it gratuitous, but there’s a admirable grandeur to his gory artfulness. His imaginative eviscerations are masterful and capture the pure physicality of death itself. After all, this is the apocalypse, and he’s an angry god dishing out punishment to a throng of sinners. I’m not sure anyone ever matched a genuine, foreboding atmosphere with outlandish schlock quite as well as Fulci, and that fine mixture is on display throughout City of the Living Dead. Even something like that head-drilling scene seems to go hand-in-hand with the overall madness pervading the picture; this is a film where people lose their heads in supremely violent fashion (literally and figuratively). It’s also worth noting that the Maestro pulls off a truly suspenseful scene early on the film that preys on our fears of being buried alive in a brilliantly strung-out sequence that’s devoid of any gore.'-- Oh-the-horror



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The Black Cat (1981)
'More of a mood piece than a standard Fulci rollercoast, The Black Cat benefits greatly from a wonderful cast of Eurosleaze veterans, including the always watchable Dagmar Lassander (who looked like hell the next year in House by the Cemetery) and the perpetually abused and unclothed Daniela Doria. The unusual English setting is wonderfully realized by Sergio Salvati's evocative scope photography, which prowls along the ground, soars over rooftops, and creeps into dark, dusty corners when it's not too busy flashing back and forth between close ups of actors' (and cat's) eyes. Composer Fabio Frizzi takes a break this time, leaving the underrated Pino Donaggio to provide a catchy, lyrical score which remains sadly unreleased to this day. The story bears little resemblance to the Edgar Allan Poe original apart from the title creature and the claustrophobic, ambiguous finale (lifted semi-effectively from Fulci's earlier Seven Notes in Black, a.k.a. The Psychic), but the gothic mood is well in keeping with the literary master. Watch it back to back with Dario Argento's The Black Cat from Two Evil Eyes for the full effect (and two contrasting Donaggio scores, to boot). Not all curious fans of European horror will like this film, which moves at a deliberate pace and could be an acquired taste at best, but Fulci fanatics should find enough to savor.'-- Mondo Digital



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The Beyond (1981)
'The Beyond, like most Fulci movies, and indeed most Italian horror movies, has a plot that makes sense on paper but not really much once you start paying attention to it. It’s really more just an excuse for creepy imagery and gruesome set pieces, which are by all rights incredibly effective and impressive, if this is the kind of thing you’re into. Of all of Fulci’s movies, and he directed over 50 films in his career, The Beyond is the one that for me has proven the most rewarding on multiple watches, precisely because it’s so oblique and it requires the audience to fill in a lot of the information on their own. It’s not a well-written screenplay, but the artfulness of the direction makes it something special, as does one of the most bombastic and apocalyptic endings of any such film you’re likely to see.'-- Nerdist



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The House by the Cemetery (1981)
'Upon first glance, THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY is rather restrained for a Fulci film, and possibly the most mature of his “Gates of Hell” trilogy. As with any Fulci film, the plot is all over the place, with plenty never elaborated on or much that’s outright contradictory. Still, this one is comparatively simple and quieter than his other fare, and never quite as flashy in its violence either. Following a family of three as they’re each affected by the haunted house they move into, Fulci fills the story with allusions to mad science, post-mortem communication and creepy townsfolk that interweave into foreboding dread. However, his eye rarely wanders from the family or the house, only divulging into his more hyper-chaotic sadistic bloodletting side when necessary to the story.'-- Fangoria



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The New York Ripper (1982)
'If ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS was Lucio Fulci's DAWN OF THE DEAD, then THE NEW YORK RIPPER is his answer to William Lustig's 1981 sleaze opus MANIAC. Fulci created something quite unique with ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS, an enjoyable epic of gore- done with undeniable Italian gusto. That film had (brief) shots of New York being over run by the voracious undead. In the NEW YORK RIPPER the Big Apple, or more precisely the female population of the Big Apple, are being terrorised by a razor-wielding lunatic who quacks like a duck. Yep, that's right- quacks like a duck. Fulci set many of his early 80's horror movies in America. Or to more precise a no man's land, much like the USA/UK setting in HELLRAISER (1987), where two cultures collide and produce something unique and unreal. His other two zombie epics; THE CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD (1980) and, what most people consider to be his 'masterwork', THE BEYOND (1981), successfully create a surreal Lovecraftian landscape where Italy, the USA and Fulci's mind melt into each other to create a truly unique culture. Unfortunately, in THE NEW YORK RIPPER, Fulci attempts to emulate Lustig's movie and the whole New York cop genre to such an extent as to dilute the hallucinatory powers of his earlier films. One thing separates this film from MANIAC and other American sleaze epics of this time is Fulci's unflinching mixture of sex and eye popping violence. Really, it makes Lustig's film seem tame in comparison!'-- Hysteria Lives



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Manhattan Baby (1982)
'For Manhattan Baby Fulci abandoned the ultra-realistic style and copious gore of The New York Ripper in favor for a return to the surreal oneiricism of The Beyond. Manhattan Baby is among the most restrained of Fulci’s films of this period in terms of gore. The film’s most terrifying scenes are often bloodless, and the image of Marcato convulsing and screaming with Susie’s voice is among the most haunting in Fulci’s oeuvre. Ultimately, Manhattan Baby feels like a complimentary work to The Beyond, one that successfully recreates that film’s style, but is unable to match its power. In a 1982 interview with Starburst magazine, Fulci called The Beyond, “an absolute film… a film of images, which must be received without any reflection.” Manhattan Baby is not “an absolute film” and it is doubtful that Fulci would have considered it to be, but it is incorrect to view it as a failed attempt at such. It is a synthesis of Fulci’s two modes of operation, the sublimely surreal and the mercenary, and comes far closer to achieving a balance to these competing concepts than any of his other films.'-- notcoming.com



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Murder Rock: Dancing Death (1984)
'Released in Italian cinemas on 30th April 1984, Murder Rock is perhaps the least well known of Lucio Fulci's gialli and certainly the most maligned. Sure, anyone going in expecting something like Lizard in a Woman's Skin, Don't Torture a Duckling, the infamous New York Ripper (the film of most similar vintage to this) or even the relatively restrained and slightly similar Seven Notes in Black (AKA The Psychic) will probably be left somewhat dissatisfied... but taken on its own merits, this is a stylishly shot, engaging and enjoyable giallo with plenty of points of interest for fans of both the director and, more generally speaking, of this most decadent and deranged of sub-genres.'-- collaged



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Aenigma (1987)
'In a horror movie, the outcast always gets the last laugh. No, he may not get the girl to live happily ever after with on a beach under the shining rays of the sun, but he most likely will get her with an axe in the woods under the piercing light of the moon. Canadian slashers were built on this foundation and before them was Stephen King’s supernatural first kick at the can, Carrie. You’d think people would stop messing around with the un-cool, but that would take away way too many murder scenarios, wouldn’t it? In 1987, Lucio Fulci crossed into Carrie and just a dash of Suspiria territory with Aenigma, which is hailed as one of his least engaging efforts. As much as Fulci was a phenomenal artist, he never shied away from borrowing from a peer and making it his own. He was never a downright thief, and Aenigma proves just that, even if it is a relatively stereotypical affair.'-- Oh-the-horror



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Touch of Death (1988)
'When a film introduces its main character chainsawing a cadaver into pieces, grinding the flesh into hamburger and feeding the slop to a pen of pigs, all with a smile and a calm to rival Martha Stewart, you know this one's going to be weird! And indeed, TOUCH OF DEATH plays like a John Waters film with extreme gore. Believe it or not, it's a black comedy with really intense violence. 50s B-movie actor Brett Halsey became a regular Fulci leading man in the latter part of both of their careers and really digs into the role of completely immoral murderer Lester Parsons. He plays his character with tongue firmly in cheek, and hams it up while showing disgust at screwing bearded lady Margie and tolerating Alice, who never stops singing even during sex! The cheesy synth score and Halsey's great performance keep you chuckling in-between the horror elements; you won't believe it when a policeman pulls over Lester and writes him a speeding ticket with a corpse in the passenger seat! The gore effects (by Angelo Mattei) are some of the most extreme Fulci would ever photograph. They aren't as grotesquely beautiful as Fulci's early gore epics, but one sequence does stand out: the brutal demise of Margie with spurting blood, trademark Fulci eye violence and skin melting! This scene, among a handful of others from this and GHOSTS OF SODOM, would later be recycled in Fulci's autobiographical film CAT IN THE BRAIN.'-- DVD Drive-In



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Cat In The Brain (1990)
'Italian horror director Lucio Fulci's mind is his own worst nightmare in this graphically gory fright fest that gained a cult following thanks to an initial ban in the United Kingdom and one of the highest body counts in European cinema. In the midst of completing his latest masterpiece, Fulci is gripped by horrifying specters from his other films. He looks to a therapist to clear his head, but the doctor turns out to be an evil incarnate.'-- collaged



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Demonia (1990)
'Italian horror filmmaker and gore maestro Lucio Fulci (City of the Living Dead, Manhattan Baby) reached the zenith of his career as a cult director with the release of his 1981 classic, The Beyond. This supernatural, gothic-tinged zombie film was essentially the culmination of Fulci's work as a filmmaker. While he certainly made a few good films after The Beyond (including the infamous New York Ripper) many of the movies were just flat out awful. His 1990 film, Demonia had all the earmarkings of a return to form for the 'godfather of gore'&#Array; a gothic and stylized setting, demonic nuns, and lots of brutal FX work. Unfortunately, the final product would dash the hopes of fans &#Array; who wanted to see Fulci regain the magic that had been present in the early part of his career. Demonia is a soulless effort which, as Stephen Thrower points out, looks as though it might have been directed by an eager fan of Fulci's work rather than the man himself.'-- ign.com



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Voices from Beyond (1991)
'Easily the highlight from the twilight era of director Lucio Fulci's career, Voices from Beyond finds the director aiming for the mixture of gothic horror and queasy gross out thrills that characterized his celebrated streak from 1979's Zombie into the mid-'80s or so. If the end result doesn't get close to the level of his zombie masterpieces, it's at least a respectable shot and makes for a good penultimate film before he finally signed off for good with the much more sedate Door into Silence. Ostensibly a murder mystery but really Voices from Beyond is an excuse to string together a bunch of grisly horror gags (with plenty of very sweaty nudity thrown in for good measure), Voices from Beyond is a brisk, entertaining potboiler from the famously misanthropic director, who was suffering health problems at the time and probably knew his time was drawing nigh. The only real name in the cast is Del Prete (who also died just a few years after this film at the age of 57), an actor best known for his attempt at American stardom in Peter Bogdanovich's ill-fated At Long Last Love and Daisy Miller.'-- Mondo Digital



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p.s. Hey. ** Douglas Payne, Hi. My total pleasure on the MS book sampler. If you didn't see it, Chris Dankland linked you to a list of great lit zines/sites. He knows his stuff, and that could be really helpful. Peter S. is a swell guy, and really good to talk to. ** David Ehrenstein, Howdy. ** James, Hi. It's cool, man. It's just that, in a situation like that, I think it's very rarely about the email or its author, it's just practical, so it's best and most realistic to guess that the non-responder is just really busy. No, it doesn't surprise me that EW wrote back. But I do think it's largely a matter of timing and luck. ** Kiddiepunk, Well, it's me who should thank you, and I am right now, if you can't tell, master. ** Bill, Hi, B. That OTO gig sounds potentially pretty hep. Wow, 'hep', where did that come from? Well, from the 1950s, but I was just a little blob in the '50s. Vinyl is def. the thing. I need a turntable bad. Do you have one? I think Stephen's label's releases might only be vinyl or download, but I'm not sure. ** H, Hi. On the Duvert, I would pretty confidently guess that Grove Press's rights to the novel have long since expired, but I'm not completely positive. Making a pdf available would be a great, near-saintly thing. I know a lot of people here and there who so wish they could read it. ** Sypha, Hi, James. ** Katalyze, Whoa, yay, Kat! My eyes' soreness is miraculously cured on the spot! I'm really good, really busy with good stuff. How are you? I mean, seriously? I'm excited for you to see the film too. Wow, I hope you're doing really great, my old pal! Love, me. ** Marcus Whale, Hey, hey, hey, Marcus! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, I see, about the Daily Mail thing, etc. That is very, very interesting. Huh. I thought it was just some salacious Gawker kind of thing. Okay, I'm going to get a more detailed understanding of that whole thing. Thanks! ** Étienne, Aw, thanks, man. You're pretty cool yourself. You like Luc Tuymans? That's interesting. I do too, although I don't think I've seen recent work by him in a few years. If you feel like trying to reengage with your interest in contempo art, I highly recommend the Dominique Gonzalez-Foerster retrospective that just opened at the Pompidou. I went to the opening, and I thought the show was really beautiful. Cortazar's terrific, or I think so. He lived a short walk from the Recollets where we met up. There's even a plaque. ** Thomas Moronic, Fine and very deserving words re: the works of Mr. Salerno. On the film front, well, LCTG plays at two film festivals in October that I'll announce soon. And we're waiting to hear about a few others. And applying to others. And we're going to be figuring out the release stuff. It's getting a theater release in Germany, maybe one in France. I think in the US and the UK, it'll be 'straight to' DVD. Mostly we're working on the new film. It's written, and it has been translated into French -- we're going to shoot it in French -- and Zac is refining the translation. We've raised about 2/3 of the minimum amount of money we would need to make it. Happily Michael S. is going to be the Director of Photography/Cinematographer. Next we need to find a producer, and then we can figure out the schedule of when we can cast it and shoot it, etc. We're really excited about it. I really love LCTG, but I think the new one is going to be even better. Thanks for asking! ** Steevee, Hi. There are few things in the world as great as The Kinks, in my humble opinion. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! Thanks a bunch for directing Douglas to your lit mag roundup! I'm doing really well. Thanks about the VICE thing. One thing, though, it's not a horror movie. The journalist hasn't seen the film, and he seems to have taken a totally wild guess at what it is, and it's definitely not a horror movie. Oh, really interesting about your reading/studying of the hard-boiled authors. Hammet is a super terrific prose craftsman, yeah, I agree. Have you read James M. Cain? I particularly like his prose. My friend the poet Amy Gerstner is really into Mickey Spillane. I've hardly read him. I haven't read Jim Thompson in ages, but I remember quite liking his prose. I hear you about the helpfulness of the hard boiled in dealing with the lyricism issue. It's a different thing, well, or in a way, but when I was working on 'Guide' and trying to figure out how to write about being on LSD, I ended up getting the voice I needed not from past writers of psychedelic lit. but rather from the intensely anal prose of Ivy Compton-Burnett, which is something like the antithesis of psychedelic writing. I love chiseling prose. It's one of life's little treasury troves. Awesome! Great to see you! ** Statictick, Oh, cool, thanks for wanting to get to Chicago for 'The Ventriloquists Convention'. Funny that the only other Gisele piece you've seen in 'Jerk''cos 'Jerk' and 'TVC' are the only two play-like pieces we've made. But 'TVC' is much less dark and transgressive than 'Jerk'. It's almost family friendly. Almost. Anyway, thanks for wanting to make that trek. ** Keaton, I guess that techno parade guy's death is going to occasion some kind of permanent barrier being erected around that statue, so that's kind of sad. I'm so fearful of heights that I don't think I could even read the Wiki thing without getting my nerves overworked. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Well, that's interesting. Steroids can really fuck you up. A friend of mine here was on them for a while, and he went emotionally and psychologically bonkers, as well as his health becoming bizarre, and he had to be forced to stop. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff! Exciting, interesting, intense about the rehearsals. Oh, I know those buildings. Huh. Interesting locale for the piece. Wow, I don't completely understand, or I mean can't completely picture, the thing with the director as the main performer plus daughter, but it sounds ultra-intriguing. Best of luck, obviously! I'm good. Tons going on right now, all good. The movie has been received really well so far. Zac, and I are quite happy. 'TVC' has been steadily worked on and refined during the early part of the tour, and I think it's in really good shape. The responses at the last two gigs were very enthusiastic. We're down to fiddling with tiny details now. It opens here in Paris in a week or so, and that'll be an interesting test. The new film script is finished, and the translation into French is finished apart from some refining of the text that Zac is doing. Like I told Thomas up above, we've raised a fair amount of the money we need to make it, and I think things are looking really good. Love, me. ** Right. Halloween continues on DC's courtesy of this overview of the Italian horror maestro and alleged 'father of gore' Lucio Fulci. Hope you enjoy. See you tomorrow.

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'If formal experimentation in art were a crime, Claude Simon would certainly have been charged, convicted and sentenced. He is usually associated with a group of French novelists writing in the decades after the Second World War known as the nouveaux romanciers. Alain Robbe-Grillet, Natalie Sarraute, and especially Margurite Duras are more familiar names to readers in English, even though Simon was the only one of this loose fellowship to garner a Nobel. There are more differences than similarities among them, but they shared the common cause of attempting to transcend the received nineteenth century parameters of fiction, such as the centrality of plot, setting, character, and motivation. As with Boulez’s music, their books can seem difficult to the uninitiated. At its best, their writing can be starkly, startlingly beautiful, if, unavoidably, cerebral.

'Claude Simon’s gorgeous final novel, The Trolley (2001), published when he was eighty eight, is all of these, and something more —it is haunting. To open this book is to find time splintering. On one page we read the impressions, or memories of impressions, of a young boy growing up in a coastal town in France, just after the First World War. On the next, an old man, presumably the same boy now in a stare-down with the end of his life, gives a somber, almost hallucinatory account of time spent in a modern hospital. A beginning and an ending, between which yawns an immense lacuna —the life lived. The novel is slim, where we feel it should, by rights, be long.

'To speak of its form: The Trolley belongs to a sub-species of novel which doesn’t seem to be a novel at all. Memoir, meditation, travelogue, history, essay — these can seem more apt designations. It is in good company. W. G. Sebald, for example, in The Rings of Saturn, his grand investigation of entropy and loss, casts a wide net, gathering into his narrative hull the writings of the 17th century doctor Thomas Browne, the silk worms of the Chinese imperial court, and the personal lives of historical figures such as Roger Casement and Charles Algernon Swindburne. The narrator seems to be the author himself, and what he shares of himself has the ring of of autobiography. The photographs, grainy, melancholy, distributed throughout the pages contribute to the impression of a documentary, rather than fictive reality. But this itself is it’s fiction. J. M. Coetzee’s Summer Time is written as a biography of a writer named John Coetzee, whose salient distinction from the author himself is that he is deceased. Among the strangest and most brilliant recent examples of this kind of un-novel is Australian novelist Gerald Murnane’s Barley Patch, in which a subtle and poignant portrait of the artist emerges from a close examination of the unwritten lives of characters from his life in reading, and even from his own books.

'In The Trolley, objects, scenes, episodes, and characters are observed, often at dauntingly close range, but are never manipulated through a plot. Which is not to say there is no story, but it is a story the reader constructs. For example, we are shown a garden with an iris border. It is an old, established garden with full-grown trees. It belongs to the narrator’s aunt and uncle on his father’s side, the family to whom he and his mother came after his father was, we infer, killed in the War. We are shown his mother lying on a chaise longue in this garden. She is sick. Later, we are shown the same garden, the same chaise longue, minus his mother. No plot here, but, most assuredly, a story. Contrary to Simon’s reputation as a “difficult” writer, the writing here is not difficult. True, one has need of a healthy attention span to track with his immense, drifting sentences, but the language with which he fills these sentences attains a luminous, sometimes distressing, clarity.

'Death is a constant in this book, the rats and kittens being a stand-in for death on a larger scale, rarely seen but always in the offing. His father’s death precedes the narrative, and, though barely mentioned, is generative of all that follows. There are the physically and psychically decimated survivors of the War who, besides aimlessly pedaling go-carts around a stone monument at the town center, intensify the loss of those, perhaps luckier, who, like Simon’s father, didn’t survive. His mother’s death, alluded to rather than recounted, changes everything again.

'But it is his proximity to his own death that provides the most salient structural element in the novel. The perpetual incursion of one time frame into another is a characteristic feature in all of Simon’s writing. In this case, his hospitalization late in life continually interrupts the narrative of his childhood. These incursions make up for what drama is lost by his eschewal of the more traditional buildup of tension through plot. For example, a memory from his boyhood, in which he is running to catch the trolley after school, follows on the heals of an episode in the modern emergency room to which he has been transported by ambulance, “a sort of coffin”; so when we see him breathlessly watching the missed trolley disappear around a corner, we already know that, in something like seven decades, there will be one very important ride he will not miss, and both scenes acquire a luminosity they would not otherwise achieve, and the metaphor of the trolley, carrying its passengers across the length of its finite line, comes into its own without ever a moment of underlining. The weight of this slim book owes, not to novelistic expansiveness, but to this kind of juxtaposition.'-- The Stockholm Shelf



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Further

Association des Lecteurs de Claude Simon
Claude Simon, The Art of Fiction No. 128
POLAR Claude Simon
Philippe Sollers 'Claude Simon, l'évadé'
'Obituary: Claude Simon'
'Claude Simon: Adventures in Words'
'Reading Between the Lines: Claude Simon and the Visual Arts'
Book: 'Claude Simon: Writing the Visible'
'Claude Simon, George Orwell and Catalonia'
Textes de Claude Simon parus en revues entre 1955 et 1985
Claude Simon @ goodreads
'Le nouveau roman est mort: vive Claude Simon!'
'Hypertextualisation de Claude Simon: tentative de restitution d'une oeuvre'
'Calude Simon et Marcel Proust'
Buy 'The Trolley' @ The New Press



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Extras


Claude Simon wins the Nobel Prize


Claude Simon commente son travail de photographe


Claude SIMON par Jérome Lindon


Claude Simon aborde description et langage



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Manuscripts













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Interview
from The Review of Contemporary Fiction




ANTHONY CHEAL PUGH: Claude Simon, a remark you made during our conversations in Dublin a year or so ago particularly interested me. You said that you did not consider that French writers were very strong in the field of the novel, but that they excelled, on the other hand, at autobiography. You spoke not only of Proust, whose A l’ombre des jeunes filles en fleurs you were rereading at the time, but of Rousseau and Chateaubriand. Could I begin by asking you to comment upon this observation, from a reader’s point of view?

CLAUDE SIMON: Andre Gide says somewhere in his Journal that France is most definitely not the home of the novel. And in fact, if one compares the works of nineteenth-century French novelists and their inferior contemporary imitators (Mauriac, Sartre, Camus, etc.) with for example those of Dostoevsky, whose characters, as in life, are eminently ambiguous and contradictory, incarnating at once good and evil, torturers and victims at one and the same time, then the French “realist” novel, deriving from the fable, the comedy of manners, or the philosophical tale with its didactic intentions, appears desperately flat, putting on stage univocal social or psychological types, bordering on caricature. It was Strindberg who noted in his preface to Miss Julie, not without irony, that Harpagon is avaricious and nothing else, whereas he could at the same time be a great financier as well as a miser, a perfect father, an excellent public official. . . . Personally, this kind of novel has always produced in me a boredom only attenuated by the descriptive passages (and this is something I experience more and more). For example, it was only because during the Occupation I bought the complete works of Balzac second-hand from a bouquiniste (books were hard to find then through lack of paper) that I read my way through La Comedie humaine, and what is more, despite several attempts, I have never been able to get to the end of a novel like L’Education sentimentale. In works of a biographical kind, a character reveals himself, deliberately or otherwise, in all his rich complexity, with all his contradictions, and without any manner of teaching standing out at all from his adventures. Anais Nin said somewhere that the everyday world seemed to her so devoid of interest that she preferred to take refuge in “the imaginary” and “the marvelous.” No doubt she never took the trouble to look at the incredible marvels all around us, a simple leaf, a bird, an insect. She really should have meditated upon Picasso’s remark: “Kings do not have their most beautiful children with princesses, but with shepherdesses,” for if ever you apply yourself, as Proust did, to examining attentively the life of anyone in your entourage, it’s not long before you notice that it presents a thousand times more complexity, richness, and fascinating subtleties than the fictive and summary lives and the spectacles staged in so-called “imaginative” novels.

Thus, Rousseau, who never stops moralizing, and acts with great meanness, if not with great brutality, devotes himself lovingly, for example, to the problem of the education of children, even writes a complete work on the subject, and abandons his own, without a second thought, to the state orphanage. Chateaubriand, although he is a sincere Royalist (he will prove his fidelity to the royal cause right into exile) and a sincere liberal as well, gambles away, as quickly as he can, the sum of money his family had collected, with great difficulty, in order to allow him to join the emigre army, and what is more “mislays” the wallet containing the little money he had remaining in the carriage bringing him back home, none of which prevented him from nevertheless going off to fight for his king and getting severely wounded. . . . In the same way, L.S.M., who risks his life for the Revolution and the Declaration of the Rights of Man, finds it quite normal that his wife be given a negro as a present; a fervent Jacobin, he contrives to get an ardent Royalist out of prison and marries her—and what author of fictions would ever have unleashed his imagination to the extent of inventing the episode of the heart cut out of the General’s corpse!!!

Finally, and as a corollary to this, container and contained being, in art, one and the same thing, the form of these works (let’s say, for simplicity’s sake: their style) is always admirable. It is not a matter of chance that Chateaubriand and Proust are the writers of the most sumptuous prose in French literature.

ACP: What is it that one is looking for when reading a text calling itself an “autobiography?”—an imaginary identification with an author (or with someone else, quite simply)?—or does the special pleasure of the reader not come from the loss of a stable identity, to the extent that autobiographical writing seems to lead to a dissociation of the writer’s “self” and to the production of “doubles”?

CS: Certainly not, as far as I am concerned, an “identification” with an author, but other than the pleasure of the text itself, a pleasure whose nature you have just defined quite well.

ACP: Is not the reader of an autobiographical text in search of echoes from the past, echoes of experiences he might himself have lived, perhaps at an unconscious level?

CS: Perhaps.

ACP: You said in a recent interview that all your novels since The Grass were “practically autobiographical“, while stressing that you did not tell all about yourself, and that it was always necessary to choose between the multiple possibilities that memory offers. You have often said, besides, that this raw material was necessarily transformed by the work of writing, by the act of putting it all into words. If, therefore, your novels are “practically autobiographical,” we have to understand at the same time that they in no way constitute acts of self-revelation, and that your aim is not to “confess yourself” to your readers, nor to explain yourself, let alone give your opinion on this or that subject. There is nevertheless in your novels a strong element of plot, even what appears sometimes to be an element of parody of the detective story, and this has repercussions upon what the reader guesses to be the underlying auto biographical story. To the extent that a text which is “practically auto biographical” inevitably encourages a kind of latent voyeurism in the reader, the part of the plot that remains concealed (what you do not say) causes a “blockage” in his reading, and he finds himself (I certainly find myself) in the same situation as the narrators and characters (Georges in The Flanders Road, the student in The Palace, or the narrator in Histoire) wanting to know “how it was, exactly.” This is of course just a schematic account of how readers come up against gaps in the autobiographical text and find “knots of meaning” that resist interpretation, but such a situation does seem to be typical of some of your more celebrated novels. Does what I have described correspond to any deliberately demonstrative strategy, or is it a question of a phenomenon that occurs during the writing process, something uncontrollable? Does each descent into the past—your past—lead to locked doors? Is not the fictional enigma (the detective story element) a kind of allegory of the impossibility (at the psychological, epistemological, and teleological levels) of the impossibility of the autobiographical project?

CS: I really cannot see what elements of a “parody of the detective story could be found in my novels. Are you not somewhat bemused by Robbe-Grillet’s theories and novels?

ACP: Quite possibly, but it has been shown that the detective story follows the pattern of the Oedipus story, and it has been claimed, even (by Barthes, for example), that all narratives correspond to a similar archetypal structure, and autobiographical narrative, it seems to me, can hardly be an exception here.

CS: It is certainly clear that in all narrative there is a “quest” of some kind: it is what the word “istoria” means in Greek—a “quest,” or “inquiry. ”

ACP: Actually, when I spoke of elements of “parody of the detective story,” I was thinking of the plots of, for example, The Wind, The Palace, Histoire, and in particular the story of the execution of the General’s brother in The Georgics—novels where a narrator tries to piece together a story out of things that happened to someone else, or to himself at another period in his life. In each case a “double” emerges—something that corresponds to the situation in the detective story, where the detective and the criminal could be said to represent, symbolically, aspects of a split “self.”

CS: That does apply to some extent to the situation in Histoire, but to tell you the truth, when I was writing the novel the “I” and the ’ “He” became so mixed up that the “inquiry” reached a point beyond which it could not progress.

ACP: The kind of questions I have been asking should not really be put to an author, as I well realize; readers must decide for themselves how they react to the “autobiographical” element.

CS: Yes, that is the reader’s decision.

ACP: William Burroughs, writing about Kerouac, went as far as to say, “Kerouac and I are not real at all. The only real thing about a writer is what he has written, and not his so-called life“. What do you think of this observation?

CS: I leave to scientists and philosophers the task of defining “reality.” They appear to have some difficulty doing it. To come back to the written (or painted) work, it seems to me to be a reality in itself, and to that extent, to be a part of reality as such.

ACP: May I ask you, in conclusion, what you think of the following remark by Blanchot: “The writer never reads his work. It is, for him, unreadable, a secret before which he cannot dwell1”?

CS: It is a perfect image of the position of the writer in relation to his work. The expression “before” appears particularly pertinent. He finds himself indeed always “behind” (I have myself compared the work of the writer to that of an artisan embossing copper or bronze, beating it out from behind, condemned to never being able to contemplate the result from the other side).


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Book

Claude Simon The Trolley
The New Press

'Claude Simon, an author and a cultural icon in France, has written a Proustian novel, intermingling the memories of youth and old age. His madeleine is the trolley of the book's title, the transport that took him to and from school every morning of his childhood. Passing back and forth between vine-covered hills, the trolley punctuates the trivial or cruel events of many lives, while action unfolds at the shore, in the gradually modernizing town, on a tennis court, and in a country villa. Elsewhere, life in all its fragility persists in the pavilions and labyrinthine corridors of a hospital, where our narrator now travels on a wheeled hospital bed, set to begin a new voyage into old age. When coincidences unite the two trajectories, the story becomes a fugue of memory that has delighted critics and made the book an immediate bestseller in France.'-- The New Press

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Excerpt

Chapter One

    The needle pointing to an arc of embossed bronze gradations on the dial responded to a lever the motorman tapped with his open palm in order to start moving or gain speed, returning it to its initial position and thus cutting the current when approaching a stop, then rapidly and strenuously turning a cast-iron wheel to his right (a smaller version of the kind which used to work well-pumps in old-time kitchens) in order to activate the screeching brakes. The handle of the lever which the motorman pushed as he stood in front of the oval column on which this rudimentary instrument-panel was set retained only a faint brown trace of its original varnish, the unprotected wood beneath now grayish and probably grimy.

    To ride in the motorman's cab (which in any case you had to step through in order to enter the tram proper) instead of taking a seat on the benches inside constituted something of a privilege not only to my child's mind but also, quite plainly, to those of the two or three passengers who, similarly scorning the benches, would stand as a rule in the cab, probably not imbued like me with the importance of their position but simply because smoking was permitted here, judging by the apparently taciturn motorman who may have been "officially" silent as enjoined. by a sort of Franco-English placard: "Defense de Parler au Wattman," which somehow reduced him to an inferior caste, condemned to mute solitude, at the same time that it suffused him with a nimbus of power like those tragedy kings or potentates it was forbidden by a severe (and sometimes mortal) protocol to address directly, a status (or position—or function) the motorman assumed with. utmost gravity, eyes always fixed on the oncoming rails, as if absorbed by the weight of his responsibility, waiting at each stop for the liberating clang of the ticket-taker's bell to re-ignite, with his nickel-plated lighter, the cigarette butt stuck to his lower lip for the entire route (which. from beach to town required, including stops, about three-quarters of an hour), a stubby grayish tube of saliva-steeped paper which had turned transparent around the brown tobacco it contained and was nearly split by the rough stems (known as "logs") which were too thick or unevenly rolled.

    I seemed to see it, to be there among the two or three privileged characters permitted to stand in the cramped. six-foot-square cab provided they neither addressed nor distracted the silent motorman in a gray flannel shirt buttoned to the neck, threadbare trousers, and rope-soled espadrilles not exactly down at the heels but so frayed they seemed bearded, standing with feet wide apart and the impassive face and extinguished cigarette of a quasi-mythic being whose gestures—at least to my child's eyes—seemed to have something ritualistic and sacred about them as he tapped the speed-lever with his open palm, leaned over to yank the brake-wheel, or stamped his right foot on the warning-whistle button as the car took a blind curve, sounding it almost continuously when, once past the tollhouse, the tram entered the town proper, first descending the long slope to the public gardens, skirting the wall around them, turning left at the monument to the war dead and, following the Boulevard du Président Wilson, gradually slowed along the Allée des Marronniers, coming to a stop at the end of the line almost in the center of town, opposite the movie-house with its glass marquee and enticing posters which in garish colors offered prospective customers the enormous faces of women with disheveled hair, heads flung back and mouths open wide in a scream of terror or the invitation to a kiss.

    Some fifteen kilometers separated the beach from town: a rolling landscape with vine-covered slopes, the route dotted (on the right side as you came up from the beach) with opulent estates, their houses dating from the last century, two or three kilometers apart and somewhat concealed by trees, offering an inventory of what the vanity of recently acquired or consolidated fortunes could inspire in their owners, as well as in the architects who complied with (or even anticipated) their wishes to build at a period when the ambitions of a wealthy provincial class of limited cultural resources (occasionally inspired by the medieval or orientalist décors of operas seen in Paris during a honeymoon, for example) proposed a range of architectural features (towers crowned with delicate terra-cotta balustrades or else squat, flat-topped, and vaguely Saracen), of questionable taste but generally agreeable, not too embarrassingly ostentatious (except for one, the most recent), with old-fashioned names (like their Louis-Philippe or Napoléon III furniture) and a certain naive freshness (like "Miraflores" or, more simply, "The Aloes").

    In either direction (from town to shore or the reverse) two trolleys leaving once an hour at the same time passed each other halfway along the route, not far in fact from that property the name of which ("Joué") matched an absurd crenellated façade (like those cardboard toys, those forts or castles given to children as Christmas presents), and vague misgivings still clung to the origins and date of the builder's fortune, the present inhabitants (descendants of the romantic parvenu or perhaps recent purchasers) treated by the little society of the other "estates" not with any sort of ostracism but quite simply ignored, which somehow afforded them a certain prestige consisting of a combination of scorn and suspicion, the latter encouraged by the fact that from a certain angle, before the trolley took the incline leading to the "garage" (the name given to the double set of tracks which, halfway up the line, permitted the two cars to pass each other), it was evident that the ridiculous medieval façade was attached to nothing but an unfinished, not even roughcast wall behind which could be momentarily glimpsed a huge windowless structure (really a sort of shed), so that the tile roof had to slope down to accommodate what passed for medieval loopholes in the crenellated architecture.

    At this hour of the morning, the two or three schoolboys allowed to stand in the narrow and prestigious cab were trying to avoid notice by standing close together in order to make room for those other habitués, apparently office workers or laborers in threadbare clothes just like the motorman's and who preferred to ride standing in the cab, exchanging an occasional remark in this congested place where they were permitted to smoke or rather to suck on the cigarette butts rolled in that same grayish paper made transparent by saliva: a taciturn group to which, years later, I would recall belonging with that same sense of absurd privilege (though realizing I was being shown no more than tolerance), a sort of elite in the stifling stench of the shed vestibule which the guards locked up at night and in which every afternoon there would be five or six shadowy figures in clothes just as threadbare and dirty as the motorman's (with this difference, that they (the clothes) had once been uniforms and that, in the stench of the field latrines which were also set up in that airless vestibule where their presence was tolerated, their elitism consisted solely in the possession by cunning, theft or some clandestine trafficking, of the sole mercantile value acknowledged in such a place, i.e. (as was indicated by similar hand-rolled cigarette butts, lumpy, spit-drenched and smoked down to the very end), of tobacco). And in the same way, having reached the end of the line, the motorman, head tilted to avoid the flame of the lighter so close to his lips, drew one last puff on that cigarette butt reduced to less than a centimeter of black-rimmed paper which glowed for a second before being delicately grasped between two fingers, plucked from his lower lip to which it had stuck, and finally thrown away, after which, holding in one hand the lever-handle raised off its axis, he stepped down from the car and, accompanied by the ticket-taker, headed for the little cement pavilion evidently built on the model of the comfort stations (a function it would in part subserve) and which doubtless included a narrow desk covered with log books to be signed and a cash box for the ticket-taker, both men covering the several yards like a sort of twin figure, with this difference that if the ticket-taker seemed to be wearing the same shapeless gray outfit he was nonetheless distinguished from the motorman by a sort of military cap, and his shapeless jacket was creased by the shoulder strap of his coin purse as well as by the strap of his oblong ticket tray held in the crook of his left elbow and on which were stacked in two parallel rows the many-colored stubs of the (one-way / round-trip) tickets corresponding to each of the stops along the route in a range of pastel colors (pink, tan, mauve, yellow, orange, indigo, azure) which, contrasting with the taciturn and expressionless faces of the two men and their threadbare garments, seemed like a bright display of flowers, their price-stamped petals sanguine and primaveral in every season.

    That Allée des Marronniers which the trolley followed, gradually slowing down at the end of its route, parallel to the Boulevard du President Wilson just past the monument to the dead erected at the entrance to the municipal gardens, seemed to constitute, in the late afternoons (as if there were a link between them and the monumental monument), the rendezvous of half a dozen of those little go-carts consisting of a black-painted wicker seat between two wheels behind a third smaller wheel attached to a steering-shaft by a bicycle-chain running up to the double-crank also serving as handlebars and operated by the hands of those men (or rather, apparently, of exact copies of the same man—for they all looked just alike: the same bony, raptorial countenance, the same black moustache waxed to a point (or comically frizzled with a hot curling-iron), the same hand-rolled cigarette butt, the same tiny fan of faded ribbons in the jacket buttonhole, the same shiny black oildoth, creased and worn in patches, spreading from the seat down to the narrow running-board on which no foot ever rested) whom Maman called with what seemed a sort of wicked delight by a compound name (stump-men) which had a sort of sinister resonance (like thousand-legger or praying-mantis) and which on her lips and in her tone of voice had something at once offensive, macabre, and despairing about it, as if she were reproaching them not only for the exhibition of their infirmity, but for merely existing, for having emerged, virtually sliced in two but alive, from that conflict which had torn from her the only man she had ever loved, as if that cruel label of hers somehow implied a charge of cowardice along with envy, jealousy, and pity—she who had now renounced that crepe veil behind which, not without a certain ostentation, she had hidden her face long past the decent limits of mourning, but persisted in wearing only dark colors and who perhaps (just as her membership in a certain charitable society obliged her twice a week to teach the catechism to a handful of unruly children in a side-chapel of the cathedral) visited the hospital or the hospice or the asylum (there must have been a site, a shared locus from which, in the late afternoons, they headed toward that Allée des Marronniers impassive and terrifying with their waxed moustaches, their hawklike noses, their rickety vehicles and their tormented bodies, constituting a permanent chastisement, a permanent recrimination with regard to the living ...) where these wretched creature were quartered, in order to bring them candy or even perhaps (though she hated this vice, but doubtless in memory of that smoking-service brought back from the Orient by the man for whom she still wore mourning and which figured in cloisonné (tray, tobacco jar and ashtrays) a flock, of pink-breasted turquoise birds flying through reeds over huge water-lilies) ... perhaps, then, some of that inferior tobacco stocked in country stores, cubical packets wrapped in flimsy gray paper sealed by the white ribbon of the State Excise, and to which she never failed to attach one of those notebooks of little sheets of cigarette paper whose trademarks ("Riz-la-Croix" or "JOB") might have seemed so many incitations to submit to their martyrdom had not the cross stamped on sky-blue paper simply referred to a manufacturer's name and the acronym JOB printed in gold letters on a white background been derived, as was common knowledge, from the lozenge-shaped enlargement of the founder of the firm's initials (one Joseph Bardou) and, like the cross, had no application to the sufferings of the biblical figure.

    Furthermore, her own face (which when she was still a young woman had begun to grow puffy during the four years of an interminable engagement when she had obstinately opposed her mother in order to insist upon marriage with a penniless man, a match which the old lady considered if not degrading at the very least disastrous socially as well as financially, and which, later on, disappointment or rather despair, the accumulation of tears, seemed to have distended even more, filling it like a sponge) ... her own face, then, since the disease which was to carry him off had attacked her, proceeded, as though by a sort of mimetism (or macabre coquetry) at first simply to waste away, then to grow cadaverous and gradually to mummify, irresistibly suggesting by the end, in an ashen, feminized, and pitiless form, the faces of those men physically amputated of half of themselves and, as if she was blaming them for some indecent exhibitionism or even, who knows? despite their cruel mutilation (one of them had only one arm as well) for still being alive—or rather for having survived, for having emerged from that war which had torn half of herself from her as well, so that this horrifying label of stump-men which turned them into somehow mythical creatures (half-human, half-arboreal) and which she never failed to repeat on each occasion with a certain insistence and even satisfaction ("the stump-men's allée,""that time of the afternoon when the stump-men get together," etc.), seemed like an unappeasable protest, as if she had perceived their existence (or their perseverance in remaining alive) as an affront to her grief, a ceaselessly renewed sneer of fate, and ...




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p.s. Hey. ** Katalyze, Hey! Great, great, about you painting again and making music! Out west meaning Vancouver-ish? I guess that's the only western Canada I know. If you remember and don't mind, please alert us/me when that tape is finished. I would so love to hear it. And, yeah, if you feel like being around more, obviously I'd be super happy. Love, me. ** David Ehrenstein, That is a curious factoid about Fulci, isn't it? I found his background and formative working stuff quite interesting/ surprising in general. I look forward to reading your piece on the real Stonewall, which I'll do straight away! Everyone, maestro David Ehrenstein has cut through the blah-blah about that 'Stonewall' film via a new must-read piece he has written about the actual thing itself. It's called 'Myth Thing: What Stonewall Wasn’t About', and it's on the always great Fandor site, and you can read it right here. ** H, Hi. Oh, yeah, send it to me, that would be great! I'll make sure it gets out there, via a post or other/additional means. Good luck with your deadlines. ** Nick Toti, Hi, Nick! Thanks a bunch for coming in here. Wow, I just watched the first little bit of your film, and I'll watch the entirety as soon as I'm out of this place, but it looks really great! Thank you a lot for letting me an the people around see it. Everyone, Nick Toti, who entered here yesterday, is a filmmaker, and, inspired by the Lucio Fulci post, he has shared a short film he made called WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT, SMILE, and I've only just started watching it so far, but it looks extremely beautiful and kind of intense and very, very interesting. So, I very highly recommend that you watch it, obviously. Click this and then enter the password: smile. Thanks again, Nick! ** Etc etc etc, Hi, Casey. Yeah, seriously plunged, most specifically into the TV show pilot or, rather, the first three episodes, which is what I'm told Gisele's producer needs to sell the thing. Ah, ha ha, yes, very diplomatic and true, in fact, of Akashic to put it that way re: LHotB. God knows when I'll ever be able to get back to doing that imprint, but I still really hope to. I hope your PR mode is bearing all the possible fruits. ** Timothy Lachin, Hi, Timothy. Welcome! You're in Paris? Wow. You can write to me directly here: dcooperweb@gmail.com. Thanks! ** Brendan, Hey, bud-ster. Oh, yeah, weird, right? About the IC-B influence. But it really was the total key. There's some kind of moral to that story, but I don't have any idea what it is. Hope you like that book. How's your work and stuff going, man? Love, me. ** Steevee, Hi. Eyeball puncturing is a bit tough on the eyes, for sure. For some reason, when it's in a gif, I can look at it. In that case, a gif is like those contraptions you have to use to look at a solar eclipse maybe. ** _Black_Acrylic , Hi, Ben. Cool, glad the post intersected with your fandom's preexistence. I have to go find that interview in YnY, and I will. RIP: Edwige Belmore, yes. I only had one encounter with her at a club she was doing in NYC way back when. She looked at me askance. Understandably. ** James, Hi. Oh, cool, a present, thank you, and thanks to Chip! ** Bill, Hi, B. Fulci seems like a really good place to go to be distracted. Terrific, those links. That 'New Punks' film looks really interesting. What an eclectic line-up of subjects, from Medicine to Audio Leter! Whoa. Is that film finished and out? And 'Great American Cassette Masters'! Double wow! I will definitely spend a bunch of time today going through the Davenport Vimeo trove. Thanks a huge ton, Bill! Everyone, sublime artist and d.l. Bill (Hsu) has unearthed and linked to a channel at Vimeo by William Davenport that has a ton of really great stuff in it, including this trailer for a super interesting-looking documentary called 'New Punks' and another trailer for a maybe even more exciting look documentary called 'Great American Cassette Masters'. You might be very wise to use those links and investigate further. ** Keaton, Hi. I was walking by the statue yesterday, and it's still naked. Zac speculates that it's just talk. Climbing that statue is a French tradition that goes back, like, centuries or something. That horrible cafe is closed down. It's surrounded by a wall that's decimated by graffiti, and I don't know what's happening. Writing and falling is a nice match. ** Okay. Today I'm spotlighting the very last novel by the great Claude Simon, easily one of the most experimental writers to have ever won the Nobel Prize. It and he are important, I say, so give it your time, etc. today, if you will, thank you. See you tomorrow.

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Marnie Weber The Night of Forevermore
If it is said that Hieronymus Bosch draws with his brush, then Marnie Weber films with her sculptures. Marnie Weber’s The Night of Forevermore is a static space housing monsters, demons, witches, human-animal hybrids; all of which come alive with slow, repetitive gestures and sound. It’s a Hieronymous Bosch painting brought to life, a haunting world with creatures familiar and strange, each with their own woe, purpose, and revenge. Bosch’s paintings are infamously crowded, layered with forms of life and death co-mingling in this liminal boundary between heaven and hell. It is an area of foretold ghosts. And retained within the picture plain and filmic frame, Weber’s animated sculpture remain spread across the entire tableau but firmly placed on an individual stage.










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Charles Ray Unpainted Sculpture
Nearly two years in the making, this work is a life-size fiberglass cast of a 1991 Pontiac Grand Am that was totaled in a deadly accident. Like many of Charles Ray’s works, Unpainted Sculpture was in part the result of a chance occurrence. During a dinner conversation with a student whose car had been repeatedly involved in accidents, Ray suggested that he simply reconstruct the car’s dented bumper, cast it in fiberglass, and reattach it. When another student pointed out that this would be a good idea for one of Ray’s sculptures, a project was born. The artist spent more than two months searching insurance lots, looking for wrecks in which fatalities had occurred. He hoped to locate a vehicle that would transcend the specificities of any particular accident and would therefore attain the level of a “perfect” version of a crashed car. Purchasing the wreck from an auction, Ray painstakingly took the car apart, individually casting each element in fiberglass, and reassembled it piece by piece, as if it were a model hobby kit. The entire work was then uniformly covered with two coats of gray paint. The color—like the body-shop primer normally found underneath the high-gloss finish—lends the sculpture a disinterested quality, a flatness and silence, despite the drama of the event that produced the original wreck.








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Jesse McLean Remote (excerpt)
In the collage video Remote, dream logic invokes a presence that drifts through physical and temporal barriers. There is a presence lingering in the dark woods, just under the surface of a placid lake and at the end of dreary basement corridor. It’s not easy to locate because it’s outside but also inside. It doesn’t just crawl in on your wires because it’s not a thing. It’s a shocking eruption of electrical energy.





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Zeger Reyers Rotating Kitchen
Zeger Reyers’s Rotating Kitchen tilts on its axis, making a revolution every fifteen minutes with falling food and crushing glassware. According to the artist the piece is a re-imagination of a kitchen as a whole planet and the world as a kitchen.





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Dongwook Lee Various sculptures
Dongwook Lee's works focus on the contradictions that are fundamentally inherent in human existence and life. Exquisitely hyper-realistic and surrealistically imagined renditions of his miniature human figures are staged in absurd situations in Lee's works, in which the bleak everyday life transforms into poetic horror. In Lee’s work, a fragile warrior is wearing his own flesh as his armor, and the naked child stands with innocent face in front of blood-stained killing (which he might have committed). His oeuvre stands at an odd intersection of life and death, beauty and cruelty, civilization and wild, and reality and fantasy, unfolding a world of fantasy where people are severed from reality.















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Robert B. Lisek Random Blast
People are extremely bad at generating random sequences. People behave in a mechanic and repetitive manner. Human brain aims to conceive reality within periodic sequences and patterns. This is why most sequences and rhythms we encounter in art and music are repetitive. The existing computing machines don't generate random sequences; the so called pseudo-generators of random numbers are periodic. This is why the project reaches quantum states which are highly randomized and can be used for generating random numbers. The radioactive disintegration of Tor is converted into light-sound impulses.





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David Zink Yi Untitled (Architeuthis)








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Miraikan Museum, Tokyo Fear Experiment: Science of a Haunted House
A haunted house is not something you would expect to find at the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation (Miraikan), but this latest special exhibition begins with just that — an experience that spooks visitors with dank passageways, glowing fireball spirits, eerie floating ghosts and noisy poltergeists. The science behind the “phenomena” isn’t revealed until you emerge from “the house” to find out that its four rooms have been strategically set up to illustrate different themes: Change in Structure of Matter; Electricity and Magnetism; Mountain Monsters and Sea Creatures; Light and Mirrors; Sound, Power and Kinetic Energy; The Brain; and Life.





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Raši Todosijević Gott liebt die Serben (God Loves the Serbs)
Beginning in the 1970s Belgrade-based artist Raši Todosijević began titling his works in German “for its sternness, and to criticize the totalitarian spirit” (Todosijević, 2005). During the 1980-90s he produced a large body of installations, Gott liebt die Serben (God Loves the Serbs), that arranged ordinary domestic objects; wardrobes, suitcases, cabinets, in the form of a swastika that he installed in the room.






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Stéphane Vigny Perceuse à sauter





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Andrea Hasler Embrace the Base







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Brian Butler Aleister Crowley's The Bartzabel Working
Los Angeles-based artist Brian Butler is an icon in an occult subculture that has blossomed over the last decade. A would be polymath—artist, filmmaker, musician, and writer—Butler's persona has been constructed around an overt dedication to the black arts, and a willingness to make public the rituals and tenets of a faith that have traditionally been kept secret by others. That, along with his ties to people with infamous reputations, most notably Kenneth Anger, have made him equally lauded and reviled. The scene in question—Butler's latest and most grandiose display—was a public performance of Aleister Crowley's The Bartzabel Working. Based on techniques of evocation found in medieval grimoires, the ritual was written in 1910 and designed to manifest Bartzabel, a traditional spirit of Mars in Western occultism, through a hooded person placed in a magical triangle. The crowd, which packed the gallery's courtyard, was the largest ever assembled to witness a Crowleyan rite.





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Maria Rubinke Various porcelains
The Danish artist Maria Rubinke works with the classic porcelain figure, where she allows the incomprehensible and chaotic in the human subconscious to rise to the surface. The pure white porcelain surface attracts the gaze of the viewer, but at the same time distorts our presuppositions when the small porcelain girls are slowly broken down and subjected to contrast-filled madness.

















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William Eggleston Outskirts of Morton, Mississippi, Halloween





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Kouri Ib
Ib is a game about a young girl who goes to an art exhibition with her parents. The exhibition is a retrospective on an artist named Guertena, whose work can best be described as a mashup of contemporary art, running the gamut of painting, sculpture, “outsider”-style modern art, and basically anything else you can think of. Ib wanders away from her parents and through the gallery, returning after she has viewed all the work in order to find that her parents have disappeared. Then she gets swallowed by the artwork. The rest of the game is spent moving through a dreamlike world based on Guertena’s art. The game moves along via narrative events and puzzles that facilitate the narrative, mostly in the classic adventure game model of “find something and take it to a place,” although this is occasionally interrupted by moving block puzzles. Then, at the end of the game, the narrative choices that you have made pay off in the form of a hierarchy of endings that go from “really nice” to “absolutely, incredibly sad.”











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Eléonore Saintagnan Le Cercle
This video is 10 minutes long; a class of teenagers, I’m guessing about 13, maybe 14 years old, being asked questions by the film-maker in front of a flickering projection of these blurry and barren deserts and prairies. They look bored, confused, anxious, teenage. Even more so because the questions they’re being asked have been cut from the edit entirely, replaced with a brooding, Nick Cave-y western score.





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Hiker Meat is an exploitation film that never actually existed. Both the film and its 1970s Italian director, Jesus Rinzoli, have been imagined by Jamie Shovlin to represent an archetype of the genre. Low budget exploitation movies boomed from the late 1960s to the early 1980s as their makers, intent on financial success, exploited popular trends and lurid subject matter including sex, sensational violence, gore, ‘freaks’ and drug use. Set in an American summer camp in the 1970s, Hiker Meat is both an affectionate homage to and an academic deconstruction of the exploitation genre. It includes a full complement of horror and slasher film standards; from a hitchhiking heroine with a troubled past to a charismatic commune leader, and a group of teenagers who disappear one by one.









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Unknown Singing Android Heads
This is a piece of "art" by a really sucky artist that I can't even believe even has the gall to CONSIDER themselves an artist. The piece is for sale at the Art Basel Fair in Miami Beach. The asking price? $75,000. I'd rather eat shit! The heads are connected to servos behind the mold of the artist's face that are controlled by a computer. The movements and sound are on a 15 minute loop and both sing together and uncomfortably look around the room individually.





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Paul Pfeiffer Dutch Interior
Dutch Interior was inspired by the film The Amityville Horror, 1979. Pfeiffer was particularly interested by the interplay of two points of view in The Amityville Horror, that of the human characters and that of a satanic presence. He was struck by the role played by the staircase in the film which became ‘a central corridor along which a meeting of gazes occurs between the human inhabitants, the family, and this non-human inhabitant, the devil.’ (PBS Pfeiffer 2004). Pfeiffer recalls: ‘there’s many really disturbing scenes where you’re looking down the staircase at the family coming up or looking up the staircase at the priest coming down.’









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Paul McCarthy Train, Mechanical






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p.s. Hey. ** Keaton, Yeah, it's pretty big, and it does seem to kind of double in size at night, so it makes for a serious topple, especially if you miss the platform thing on your way down, which I guess the techno guy did. Paris does change, but only if you carry around a magnifying glass. I never thought of 'Tryptich' that way, wow. That's a psychedelic way to think about it. ** David Ehrenstein, Funny how so many of the Nobel Prize winners are hardly read in the US. Oh, gosh, I'm not sure what people are reading here. Probably all over the place. They have popular junk fiction here just like everywhere else. I think right now a lot of people are reading this popular, mostly respected writer Christine Angot because her new novel is just out. She does 'auto-fiction', as the French call it. She seems to write the same book about having had an incestuous affair with her father when she was young over and over. I tried reading a little of her, and I thought it wasn't very good. Oh, that was a very fine Stonewall piece! I admire it and learned a lot. Kudos! I only glanced at that article you linked to, but I'll read it later. At the glance, it looks pretty past-romanticizing and sour and doomy. Oh, shit, it was Bresson's birthday yesterday? I used to make sure I celebrated it every year, but this year I spaced. Shit, I'll do something Bressonian belatedly.  ** James, Hi. I wrote to you. I hope the tiny address add helps. ** Nick Toti, Hi, Nick! I really, really like the film. The trajectory and build and layering are gorgeous. Respect. Man, thanks, that's really kind of you to say about my stuff. I hope you find Zac's and my film interesting, obviously. Yeah, it's great to get to start to know your work, and thank you so much again! ** Marcus Mamourian, Well, hi! Warmest greetings from my apartment in Paris! How's BU? What are doing there? Tell me more. xx, me. ** Steevee, Hi. Oh, cool. Michael Salerno was just raving to me about 'GM' not even two days ago. It seems that he liked it a lot more than you did. Huh. Everyone, go here to read Steve's review of the new, hotly tipped, polarizing Austrian horror film 'Goodnight Mommy', and then go here to read his overview of the impending New York Film Festival. If you see the new Chantal Akerman, please share what you think. Obviously, I'm excited to see that. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. 'The Trolley' is really beautiful. It's one of the most overlooked Simons, I think because it came out so late in his life, but it's full of riches. Oh, cool, thank you from the excited sidelines for sending Chris your video. Man, I hope I get to see that piece somehow. ** _Black_Acrylic , Hi, Ben. ** Brendan, Hi, B. Ooh, that big commissioned piece sounds great. I don't remember if you were around here when your last show was up, but I really loved the images I saw online of the work and of the show. Cool, glad you're liking the book so far. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Like I said to David, it's interesting that, even though Simon won the Nobel Prize, he, like so many of the Nobel winners, hardly get read in the US. Over here, a Nobel Prize turns its recipient into an immediate best seller. I would guess roids' effect on a body has a lot to do with that body's genetics. You know, like how someone can smoke all their lives and never get cancer, and another person can smoke for two years and die of lung cancer. Weird stuff. Halloween celebrating will depend on where I'll be, and that's still being figured out. You can bet that any spooky houses within reach of wherever I am will be visited. ** Bill, Hi. Wait, holy shit, you saw Joy Williams read? In the flesh? Oh my God! I would do something like kill something to see her do a reading. She's one of the small number of people on my 'want to have coffee and talk with before I or she dies' list. Wow, I envy you severely. ** H, Hi. Oh, that's okay. My scanner's all fucked up. I sympathize. I've only read very little Colm Toibin. A number of people I respect really like his work. My short dip into ... a novel of his, I think, I can't remember, didn't do much for me, but I've hardly even given his stuff a chance. I will. ** Right. Halloween prep continues around here today through the vehicle of contemporary art. Check it. See you tomorrow.

Please welcome to the world … VALENCIA (Nine Banded Books), by James Nulick

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You’re about to read Dumpster kicker, if you have time. It’s a chapter from Valencia. But first you get an interview and a few keys to the novel.

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My nephew was seventeen in 2003. I was thirty-three.

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I began writing when I was eight years old. I wrote stories for classmates. This was maybe second grade? I quickly learned that people love hearing their own name, love seeing their own name, so I used my friends’ names in my short stories. I would read the short stories out loud to them. This continued into high school, though in high school the stories became much more sexual. My core group of high school friends – about six of us – would sit around one of the tables outside near the cafeteria and I would read them their stories, stories of sexual prowess and perversion. My friends loved these stories. I had X hooking up with Y, B hooking up with C, D doing incredibly perverse things to E. Unfortunately these stories have been lost.

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I’m searching for material on Scott Bradfield, the author of one of my favorite books of all time, that being The History of Luminous Motion– and I inevitably get caught up in a wikiloop. Click, parse, click, parse. Aaron Swartz had a beautiful brain, and he was easy on the eyes, too. I believe if there were such things, he would be my kind of prototype-guy, if I were a hunter/gatherer, if such things still existed. Why didn’t Obama forgive him, provide him a presidential pardon? He had the ability to do so. As a librarian (scratch that, as an unemployed librarian), I find the death of Aaron Swartz to be sad and disgusting. Barack Obama, whom I voted for, twice, and The United States of Dissolution, where I live, both have blood on their hands, and JStor and MIT are forever tainted. I am extremely disappointed with Obama, but I rarely say it. It is buried. Writers are writers, politicians are politicians. Writers and politicians are paid liars. The death of Aaron Swartz should never have happened.

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There is a photograph of me from 1978, third grade, eight years old. The only memorable thing that happened in 1978 was Jonestown. I am the same age as Phillip Davis in The History of Luminous Motion in the photo. I look like a Hispanic version of Phillip Davis (German father, Mexican mother). My hair is unkempt; my honey jar eyes know more than they should. They look past the photographer, as if he is beyond the frame, invisible.

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You may be surprised to learn I am a disciplined person... I think it comes from years of living with a father who would wake me up every morning... TIME to get up, and I would then get dressed and he would drive me around to various post-death scenes in his tow truck... abandoned cars, cars that had just been in accidents, cars left at Greyhound bus stations and in various parking lots, their trunks filled with treasures too various to mention. I knew time travel, as did Phillip, the narrator of The History of Luminous Motion. I also knew life as witnessed from a tow truck bench seat, as my father traveled from accident site to bus station, to the lonely motorist broken down on the side of the road. I believed in The History of Luminous Motion because it felt true, despite the Ford Rambler flub. I was finally able to forgive Scott Bradfield for not knowing his cars because, as I have gotten older, I have come to realize that none of us knows anything, except perhaps that we will someday be dead. That much is certain.

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Ford Rambler is incorrect. Rambler was manufactured by American Motors. For a long time I found it hard to believe Scott Bradfield could make such a mistake. I was, after all, a salvage lot boy, I knew cars. Didn’t Bradfield do his research? Only much later did I concede that perhaps Bradfield called it a Ford Rambler due to legal issues? Or was it a dissociative device, designed to put the reader further at odds with their knowledge of the world? The History of Luminous Motion is filled with several of these kinds of dissociative devices.

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How is book design different from dust jacket design? Who is Valarie Jean Astor? Why do author bios always say “…he and/or she is currently at work on a second novel…”? Why not short stories? Is this because short stories don’t sell? Are short story collections the bastard stepbrothers of novels, their ugliness and ungainliness on par with a Diane Arbus photograph?

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Nude signifies art, naked signifies pornography. I prefer naked.

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The present became so terrible I began fondly recalling the recent past. Sept/Oct 2007 – I rolled my Free Agent out the door, its nubby tires blackening the carpet. Outside I walk/rolled it until I got up some speed and rode around the courtyard. It was hot and out of my peripheral I saw four or five people sitting around the kidney-shaped pool in the middle of the courtyard. They were drinking. Someone yelled nice bike! He came rushing toward me on his own bike. Ride to the store with me, he said. Uncle do you mind? A man in his early thirties looked at me warily, then nodded. He was a muscled-up gorilla in a t-shirt. The boy was slight and very young, maybe eighteen. His baseball cap was turned around on his head and his clothes were very baggy, as if he were still kicking remnants of 2002 around. We rode to Circle K and I bought grape blunt wraps. I’m Joey. I’m living with my uncle until I get my own place. His big pronouncements sounded funny coming from such a small body. He was a natural flirt, easy and confident, moving freely among the crowd like a greased ball bearing. We soon found ourselves making regular trips to my younger brother’s house in Peoria. My brother sold high grade chronic. This shit is stupefying, Joey said one evening. We were in the car headed back home, to my apartment. Cassadaga was in the CD player, blasting through eight speakers. Joey pounded his fist into the headliner. I occasionally partied with a friend named KayKay, a neighbor who said don’t go getting yourself in trouble, when she saw me riding around the block with Joey after work. KayKay lived three doors down, but on the second floor. Cause I got to see everything, my whole world, fool! I’m like Alexis Carrington up here! But who am I talking?

It went on for a month, the trips to Circle K, the blunt wraps, the Icees, hanging out in my apartment drinking Pacífico. He sat on the couch zoning to my bootleg DVDs of Sifl & Olly stoned and laughing. When he removed his baseball cap his hair fell out from under it like magic, a black mass of tight curls. I got a scar, he said. He lifted his shirt and a zigzag cut across his abdomen like an ice-breaker cutting through forbidden territory.

His uncle knocked on my apartment door on an Octoberish Saturday evening around 10pm. I opened the door and he said in a very stern manner Joey needs to come home right now. He’s only seventeen, you know. How old are you? And that was the last time I saw Joey. One day I came home from work and opened the apartment door to escape the world. A small envelope had been pushed under the door. I closed the door and opened the envelope. It was a thank you card, the kind of card that came in boxes of ten. I’ll be eighteen in 6 months, it said. Can’t wait until March! It was his name on paper, one last time.

I googled his name a few years ago and saw that he was serving a life sentence for murder, a drug deal gone horribly wrong. He was twenty-one years old when he was sentenced – LIFE – did I not love him enough?

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All clothing is a symbol.

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When I was twenty-two I was the editor of my college literary magazine, a poor man’s Kenyon Review. I wanted to thank the people who had influenced me, namely Bill Vollmann, Scott Bradfield, and Dennis Cooper. My writing professor said No to Dennis. His writing is much too raw for our little magazine – they’d shut us down for sure. So I did what I could, and I published Vollmann and Bradfield, and the professor coaxed a story out of Robert Coover, a friend of his. One of my manuscript readers for the magazine was Chris Funk, who would eventually become Chris Funk, of the Decemberists. But when I knew Chris we were both lost and young and we shared a love of R.E.M. and had quick retorts for suicidal class-skipping drama queens because sideways razors slide.

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The buildings downtown are very dark. They look as if they have been rained on for one hundred years. It is cold and I am lonely and the smell of burnt grain lingers in the air. Cedar Rapids is known as the City of Five Smells, due to Ralston-Purina, Quaker Oats, Post and General Mills all having a presence in the city. I hated this place when I was nineteen. Returning when I was thirty-three, it was not so bad. It exuded loneliness, and I needed to be alone at the time.

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The smell of Cedar Rapids is a satanic mixture of Cap’N Crunch and dog food. The smell lingers in my nostrils, scorches the inside of my forehead. I am too young to duck inside the welcoming doors of a dive bar that beckons me, its entrance the eyes of an old whore sizing up my crotch. Alcohol or sex? Though I’m nineteen, I have access to neither. Across the street is a B. Dalton. I run across the street and push through the doors, in a bad mood, expecting to find only garbage romances for a garbage town. I google B. Dalton Cedar Rapids to refresh my memory and all I come up with is an image of high school football players. Not what I wanted but a nice photo of boys I immediately have bad thoughts about. On the rack are familiar names… Danielle Steel (Portuguese Baroness of Letters), Tom Clancy, Barbara Taylor Bradford… the usual guilty suspects. But nestled next to the BTB was a book with a weird, semi-translucent cover. I picked it up, glanced at the title, and weighed the heft of the book in my hand. It was compact and heavy. I guessed the cover to be designed by Chip Kidd, but when I looked at the inside jacket flap, I saw that the cover was designed by Barbara De Wilde and Carol Devine Carson. Ok, so not what I expected. I studied the author photograph, taken by Jerry Bauer (who had also photographed my spiritual doppelganger William T. Vollmann for the back of his first novel You Bright and Risen Angels), and was perplexed by the Kansas City tuxedo. The author looked straight-up trailer park. Who was this guy? Then I began reading…

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Mom was a world all her own, filled with secret thoughts and motions nobody else could see. With Mom I easily forgot Dad, who became little more than a premonition, a strange weighted tendency rather than a man, as if this was Mom’s final retribution, making Dad the future. Mom was always now. Mom was that movement that never ceased. Mom lived in the world with me and nobody else, and every few days or so it seemed she was driving me to more strange new places in our untuned and ominously clattering beige Ford Rambler. It wasn’t just motion, either. Mom possessed a certain geographical weight and mass; her motion was itself a place, a voice, a state of repose…

The History of Luminous Motion


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If it sounds as if I hated Cedar Rapids while I lived there, I apologize – I have given you the wrong impression.

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As we grow older the need to sequester ourselves becomes more apparent.


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A writing professor once told me, that is, me and twelve other students in the workshop, that when one is writing a novel, as you come to the end of that novel, and you are pursuing that elusive last chapter, write the last chapter. After you have finished your novel, throw away the last chapter. That is the end of your novel. And also, always remember – the reader has come this far with you… they deserve a killer line. Your ending must be a killer line, unforgettable, unmovable, a block of concrete in the middle of the expressway.

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Barricades are remnants of our totalitarian past.

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I have always pursued the killer line, with thanks to my writing professor, as if constantly trying to please an absent father figure, and I am happy to see other writers doing the same thing. In The History of Luminous Motion, Scott Bradfield pulls this off brilliantly. I believe I did it in Distemper, and I also did it in Valencia, perhaps even more effectively in Valencia. But the truth is I wrote the last line in Valencia when I was twenty years old, back in 1990. It was from a poem I had written. It has stayed with me this long. My twenty year old self knew things I do not know now. Where is he?

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When one is writing a novel, as you come to the end of that novel, and you are pursuing that elusive last chapter, write the last chapter. After you have finished your novel, throw away the last chapter. That is the end of your novel. Murphy, a novel by Samuel Beckett, is another favorite of mine. In fact, the ending of Distemper is cribbed from Murphy. Toward the end of Distemper one of the main characters goes into a bar to get drunk with pieces of his dead lover’s fingers in his pockets. This is an acknowledgement of Beckett. Murphy is almost a perfect novel – but not quite. The novel should have ended with chapter twelve. Chapter thirteen – seven pages – sullies the novel and takes away part of its mystery. It robs it of crystalline perfection. How could Beckett not have known this?

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Had Beckett ended Murphy with chapter twelve, he would have had one of the most killer endings of all time. It bears repeating –

Some hours later Cooper took the packet of ash from his pocket, where earlier in the evening he had put it for greater security, and threw it angrily at a man who had given him great offence. It bounced, burst, off the wall on to the floor, where at once it became the object of much dribbling, passing, trapping, shooting, punching, heading and even some recognition from the gentleman’s code. By closing time the body, mind and soul of Murphy were freely distributed over the floor of the saloon; and before another dayspring greyened the earth had been swept away with the sand, the beer, the butts, the glass, the matches, the spits, the vomit.

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Interview with James Nulick
The Unbeliever




James Nulick is the author of Distemper, which was published by the late Karen Gray at Acacia Publishing in 2006. Acacia Publishing is notable for having published a newly translated and largely unauthorized version of The Quran and having its offices destroyed by fire shortly thereafter. Ms. Gray moved her office into her home in Gilbert, Arizona. Ms. Gray was a bigger than life Texan who often said she would publish anything as long as the author was attractive. I’m not sure how this applies to The Quran. She passed away in 2015. James Nulick lives in Seattle, Washington. His new novel Valencia, his first novel in ten years, is forthcoming from Nine-Banded Books in October 2015. This interview was conducted at the bar of the W New York last December. — Drew Estrada


I am waiting to meet James Nulick in the lobby of the W New York. It is a few weeks before Christmas, and the focal point of the lobby is a large artificial tree near the elevator bank. The tree is outlandish, like most of the guests who wander about, and resembles an exploded, glittering Sputnik. When I asked James Nulick via email how I would know him he replied he would be dressed entirely in black. Unfortunately all the guests of the W are dressed in black. I feel like I am attending the world’s most expensive funeral. Suddenly a petite man with cropped hair appears from nowhere. Can we move to the bar, he asks. It is author James Nulick. He is small, short, and has an acne-scarred face. He is twitchy and nervous. I’m sorry about my skin, he says. He orders a rum and Coke and we settle in.


DREW ESTRADA: Are you an atheist?

JAMES NULICK: Wow, this early? Heavens, no. I’m an unbeliever. An atheist says I don’t believe in God, which is a positive. In essence it means here is something, and I don’t believe in it. Well, I don’t believe in any of it. God and the tiny angels, Jesus and the Devil and all the saints. It’s all really silly, don’t you think? I have enough trouble just getting up each morning and going to work. I can’t have all that other fluff in my head.

DE: So did you ever believe in God?

JN: Well I was raised in a large Catholic household, so kind of. I mean, I was raised to believe Jesus was personally going to punish me for masturbating. But then it occurred to me one day, why would Jesus be spying on a twelve year old boy when he is alone in his room masturbating? I kind of threw in the towel after that.

DE: Is it hard not to believe in anything? Isn’t it a bit depressing?

JN: Oh I believe in things. I believe people should be good to one another. I believe friendship is important. Good books are important. I believe people work too hard in this country, despite that idiot Jeb Bush. But people are essentially dumb. You tell them they are not working hard enough, and they believe you.

DE: I once read somewhere that you were born in Iowa. Then in another place I read that you were born in Arizona. Which one is it?

JN: I was born in Phoenix; I went to school in Iowa. Somebody interviewed me once for Out magazine and they got it wrong, and so now I am forever born in Iowa. I don’t care, you can say I am born wherever you like, someone is always going to get it wrong.

DE: You were adopted, right? How old were you when you were adopted?

JN: Yes. I was seven months old when I was adopted. Which means after I was born, my birth mother turned me over to the hospital and the hospital turned me over to an adoption agency, and so where was I for seven months? For the first seven months of my life? Aren’t those first months important? The adoption agency told my adoptive parents that I was placed with a foster family for the first seven months, but of course I remember nothing of it. But when I was twenty-one years old I went back to the adoption agency, which was surprisingly still in existence at the time, and asked about the first seven months, because, you know, I thought it was important. And a caseworker there, a nice elderly lady who looked like she would be a nice grandmother, told me the basics. My birth parents were poor and unmarried, which was a big no-no in the early Seventies. Being unmarried, that is. My mother was Mexican, my father was German. The agency would not give me their names. I was placed with a foster family for the first seven months, an African American family named the Browns. I guess Mrs. Brown was in her early sixties, and had cared for a few babies for the adoption agency. So as crazy as it seems, I spent the first seven months of my life being raised by black people. Maybe that explains my love for early Aughts hip hop.

DE: Was it difficult being adopted? Did you have other brothers and sisters you had to contend with?

JN: Well, it wasn’t that bad. I didn’t really know I was adopted until I was about six years old. My adoptive mother sat me down in her bedroom one day, which was weird because she was no longer married to my adoptive father, she was remarried to a man who would later serve a life sentence for rape, but anyway, she sat me down one day, in the middle of an otherwise boring nothingness of a Saturday and said Son there is something I need to tell you. And so I learned that everything I thought I was, I wasn’t. It was pretty upsetting. But then again, I was six. I mean, what’s the most traumatic thing that could happen? She was probably right to tell me early, to get it over with. But then I started thinking shortly thereafter, who are these people? If they are not my parents, who are they? Who are my brothers and sisters? Is that why they were weird around me? My older sister once slipped up and said well at least I’m not adopted, I remember her saying that; it was before my mother had told me anything, and nothing really clicked in my head at the time, but after the talk it became glaringly apparent. My parents are white Southerners, and their collective children, my nuclear family, are quite white, but I look, I don’t know, slightly Asian, I guess. I have dark hair and these tiny almond eyes and I must have looked nothing like these people, though when I look at childhood photographs, you see me next to my father and you think Meh. Looks like one of his. Maybe he was banging my Asian babysitter? I don’t know. I guess it all worked out. More or less.

DE: More or less? What does that mean? Can you explain?

JN: Well I guess I am pretty old to be bitter about it, to be thinking these things, because if my family ever read it, perhaps they would be hurt. And I don’t want them to be hurt, I love them. But these are only thoughts I’ve had in my head since forever, since I was six years old, basically. But I would often think why these people? They were working class. My father was a machinist and my mother was a stay at home mom, a homemaker. Her name is Sue so she was literally Suzy homemaker. My parents had moved from Arkansas to Arizona when they were young, and they wanted to expand their family, and so there I was, being raised by a black family in the middle of nowhere, and so my parents said ok, yeah, we want him. But they were working class, and I often found myself thinking not only about my real parents, my biological parents, but also about my dream parents, you know. The people who should have adopted me should have been wealthy and Jewish, and barren, and they should have lived in California. How was I ever placed with two working class Southerners in Phoenix, in the middle of nowhere? It blew my mind. I don’t think it would fly today. Of all the rotten luck, I get placed with poor people! It’s that good old Nulick luck, my father would often say. But it is what it is. I love my father, and I love my family, and they have taught me many things. But they are weird. You know, because they took in a baby who wasn’t their own. What sane person does that?

DE: So have you always felt like an outsider? Like you didn’t belong?

JN: I guess in a way, I do. Or at least I did. I mean, after I learned I was adopted, it was kind of freeing, you know? When something went south, or when I was pissed off at one of my siblings, I would escape, I’d tell myself well you people aren’t even related to me, so there. You’re all crazy and I am perfect and I have rich parents somewhere and they are just on a long vacation. Which is great when you’re ten years old and your only concern is when do I get to go out and ride my bike with my friends? But it doesn’t work so well in the real world, in the adult world. I mean, come on, at some point I need to accept some responsibility. My parents were kind enough to pick me up off the showroom floor. I mean, as my father often told me, when I was a kid and I was down, or sad, or being a little bastard, he’d say of all the children, son, we chose you. So yeah, ok, how do you argue with that? So you have this weird silent kid who has dark hair and slanted eyes and who is maybe possibly not so well mentally, a wandering-eyed space cadet, but you bring him into your family and you still choose to love him – it could have gone different, I guess. Maybe it could have been worse.

DE: Do you mean that maybe you could have been placed with a really bad family, or with a religious cult family, something like that? How do you think it could have been different?

JN: Well no, that’s not what I mean. I mean, think of my biological mother. She’s unmarried, she’s pregnant, her boyfriend has pretty much washed his hands of her, I mean, what are her choices? I am personally an antinatalist, though I have only learned of the name just recently, but it has always been there, unnamed. This world is far too shitty to expose a child to it, an innocent being who feels pain and cannot make its own decisions. So yeah, she could have gone there, she could have decided to get an abortion, and, I don’t know, maybe that would not have been such a bad thing? It would have saved me from having to pay taxes, from having to work for a living. It would have saved a lot of suffering. But she was young and Hispanic and Catholic and my grandfather, who is dead now and whom I had never met, because he didn’t want to meet me when I was older, my grandfather was apparently a real hardnosed prick, and he told her you are not having an abortion, you are having that baby and you are placing it for adoption. But maybe if her father hadn’t been such a blowhard prick, had not been there at all, maybe she would have struggled with it and decided abortion was best. Which is not especially bad, at least in my mind, because did the bastard have my welfare at all in mind? Or did he just want to get rid of a mess, an embarrassment, an uh oh?

DE: You seem kind of angry about the whole thing, the adoption thing. Have you been carrying that anger with you for all these years?

JN: Are you trying to say I’m old? Hah! But you are not far off, my friend. I carried the anger with me for a long time, and the bitterness that comes with it. It wasn’t until my late thirties, my very late thirties, after the end of a terribly draining and psychotic relationship, and the beginning of a new, great one, that I finally threw in the towel. It wasn’t even that dramatic, really. It was more of a kind of realization that the bullshit I was carrying was my bullshit, and it wasn’t affecting anyone else in the least, and so why carry this weight around? I mean, my mother wasn’t thinking about it. She was happy and living in California and was in a relationship with a younger man and was flush with the possibility of happiness, so why was I carrying this stuff around? I met a beautiful partner who is very patient and very understanding, and he has taught me that to be patient is simply to wait, to listen, and above all to be calm. To be honest, I am not a calm person, not at all. I mean, maybe I appear to be on the exterior, but my mind is always racing and I have these terrible thoughts and I have hateful thoughts and I hate having to work constantly when I should really be at home writing, and I hate driving, I hate traffic, I like taking the bus to and from work, but I hate the waiting, and the bums, the bums constantly asking for money, or talking to themselves out loud when it’s only me and them, and just being crazy in general, and interrupting what has been a very long and difficult day with their piss-stained craziness, and I smile and I am pleasant but really I am a mushroom cloud, I seek destruction, but not of anyone else, only myself. I dream of obliteration. And this beautiful person, who I am now with, whom I have been in a relationship with for seven years, has taught me to be calm, or at least try to be calm, for his sake. And I am trying because I love him, but it is difficult. But I’m learning. He has taught me patience, because he is very patient with me. I imagine I can be a prick to live with, but he never lets on.

DE: You had an unusual childhood. Having been adopted by a large family, and kind of stuck in the middle of things, stuck in the middle of nowhere. Your father was a machinist, but at some point he started his own business. You were basically raised in a wrecking yard?

JN: Well, I wasn’t literally raised in a wrecking yard. I took showers in a real house, I listened to records in a real bedroom in a brick house – I know you’re thinking trailer, you elitist bastard, but no, I grew up in an actual house, a ranch house built in the fifties, in the middle of Phoenix. But yes, I spent a lot of time in my father’s wrecking yard. When I wasn’t in school, I was with my father, working with my father, in the tow truck with my father, working in a salvage lot with my father. Salvage lot, wrecking yard. They are one and the same. But I learned about people, being at the wrecking yard all the time, because my father had to interact with customers, with people, on a daily basis. And so when school was out for the summer, well, that meant I was at the wrecking yard, interacting with adults, and watching them, watching them talk with my father, and my father was this larger than life Southerner, and he was real fucking smooth, a ladies man, he had this thick head of hair and this way about him, and the men, well I could see the men, his customers, trusted him, because he was a no bullshit type of man, and I often wondered what he thought of his little slanted-eyed queer son, his weird purchase. But he had a big heart and treated people right and was fair and he gave me this incredible work ethic, but also in a way, I inherited his bullshit detector, and he taught me to never take any shit from another man, which kind of gets me into trouble to this day because when I see bullshit at work I call it out, and that doesn’t usually go over well when you work for a large corporation and everything is supposed to be calm and placid and all about head nodding and doing exactly what you are told to do. But I do contain myself quite well and have managed to have not gotten fired, knock on wood. But I guess what my father really taught me was discipline, and self-respect, and to respect others, their autonomy, but not to let anyone step on you. I was such a small kid, a slight kid. My father’s lessons really saved my ass on more than one occasion, and so I am grateful.

DE: Your writing style changed significantly between Distemper and Valencia. What happened?

JN: Ten years happened! When I was writing Distemper I was in my mid-twenties, and I was very much a maximalist, a kitchen sink writer. I think David Foster Wallace may have rubbed off on me a bit too much… you know that parable, the onion and the cheese?



DE: Sorry but I don’t –

JN: I think it was Stephen King – I’m pretty sure it was. He says writers are like a piece of cheese in the refrigerator. Or was it Harlan Ellison? Anyway, you put a piece of cheese next to an onion in the refrigerator and eventually the cheese ends up smelling like the onion. So maybe DFW had been in my life too long – I mean, I spent six months reading Infinite Jest, when I was twenty-six. And I loved it; I loved spending all that time with it. But then I remembered my roots, when I was very young and was reading Beckett, and Kafka, and Hardwick, and Robert Coover, and I wanted to pare it down. In late 2010 I was reading The End of the Story by Lydia Davis, it’s her only novel, damn it, and I was really enjoying it, I liked how she was saying so much but saying so little, and the characters rarely spoke, they kind of just bubbled through the page. Then a good friend introduced me to a band called Titus Andronicus, he said here, listen to this! It was The Monitor. And then their album Local Business dropped in 2012 and my writing became really pared down, which I blame on Titus Andronicus and specifically Local Business. I just wanted to really strip things down and only say the essential, because I think that’s what drew me to Beckett in the first place, when I was a very young man. But think of the difference between OK Computer and Kid A… things happen, you know? You get tired of the same old shit. You want to destroy stuff, and have fun doing it. Valencia is my Kid A, stripped down, cerebral, hermetically sealed. Straight up hallucinatory. But it has a punk element, too.




DE: You had mentioned you were a fan of early Aughts hip hop. Who are we talking about here? In Distemper the characters are talking about rock bands, mostly, especially the kid, who is so enraptured with music, so where does the hip hop come from?

JN: Tre Warner is a great kid, I love that kid. Oh well, I’m really uneducated when it comes to hip hop. I mean there are certain things I really love, but they seem to be of a very specific time. I love all the Neptunes stuff; In Search Of… by N*E*R*D, Lord Willin’ by Clipse, very early 50 cent, Kelis, the wonderful mindfuck album Chicken-n-Beer by Ludacris… understand that I had just come out of a bad relationship, a very taxing relationship, and I had moved from Phoenix to Iowa, I moved back to Iowa after having been gone for over ten years. And so I was away from my family and I was missing people and one day I heard ‘Lapdance’ somewhere, I don’t know where, maybe a bar, maybe a strip joint, and I was super depressed at the time, missing people, and I thought what is this crazy shit? And it really just punched me in the chest like a heart attack and I fell in love right there. So I bought In Search Of… and Lord Willin’ and more or less lived those two albums, lived with them, for a year or so, and then my beautiful nephew, who is very much a mushroom cloud type, like me, and a dumpster kicker –



DE: Dumpster kicker is slang for skater, right?

JN: Right, and so my nephew came out to stay with me for a week in 2003 and this was around the time that Transatlanticism dropped which oddly enough dropped on the same day as Chicken-n-Beer, and so you have this thirtysomething year old tooling around with a seventeen year old and we are in my car jamming to Clipse and Death Cab and the Postal Service and N*E*R*D and his various hardcore rap CDs, of which I know pretty much zero about, so you can imagine that he probably thought I was a weirdo and a fruitcake but he loved me anyway, and I took a photograph of him one night with our collection of bottles, which is hilarious and very endearing and reminds me that October 2003 was wonderful and beautiful and sad and straight up chemicalized and me and my nephew terrorized Cedar Rapids for a week and I will kindly leave it at that.

DE: Why do you write? What drives you to write?

JN: Oh no, not that one. I write to keep my friends alive. I write to have pubescent autograph hounds come up to me and ask for my autograph.

DE: Oh, I like that. Do you mind talking about your influences? The authors who influenced you the most? I’d read somewhere that you think it’s rude to talk about influences, that it basically calls people out, but do you mind?

JN: You’re talking about name dropping, basically, and I’m not into that kind of thing, it’s tacky and fucking unseemly but everyone seems to ask it so I might as well play the game. If you’ll buy me another drink I will play the game.

I order us another round…

JN: Well talking about my influences makes me sound like a fourteen year old girl, but it is really a matter of books and people, of specificity. Well when I was nineteen I was home from Iowa for the summer and I was sitting in my father’s kitchen in Phoenix and I read a review of a book called The Rainbow Stories by William T. Vollmann in the Republic, and I thought it sounded very interesting, but being Phoenix, where it is perpetually 1972, we didn’t really have any good bookstores, and I would be going back to Iowa in another week or so, going back to school, and so I stopped by a B Dalton at the mall and there was a clerk there who I was friendly with, because I was always in the store, and I told her I would be going back to Iowa soon, but could she order a book for me and mail it to me in Iowa? And remember, this was 1989, and there was no Amazon, no internet really, at all, I mean people still used touch tone phones, and she says I’ll order it for you and of course I will ship it. So I get back to Iowa and I am there in school and doing things that nineteen year olds do and one day a package arrives for me at the student union and I take it to my dorm room and I unwrap it and it is The Rainbow Stories by William T. Vollmann. Well I really don’t need to say much of anything else about it, you can read Valencia for yourself and see that it was a touchstone, a monolith in the darkness, a weird and beautiful and otherworldly thing. And yes, it was a hardcover first edition. I still have it on my shelf. Vollmann even signed it for me in 1991, when I was studying with him, or more like bothering him, in New York. It is one of my most prized possessions. I mean, I own a lot of signed Vollmanns, but it was my first, my introduction to him, and so it has a special place in my heart.




DE: Do any others come to mind?

JN: After I graduated from Coe in 1992 I left Iowa and returned home to Phoenix, but it wasn’t really home anymore because my father and my stepmother were on the outs and she didn’t want me there because I was, you know, a reminder of the other woman. So I moved to a very small town about fifty miles south of Phoenix, a little nothing town, which has become fictionalized in my mind because I have been gone for so long, and I lived with my adoptive mother and her boyfriend. They were very kind to take me in, as I was a twenty-two year old nothing. I had a degree but no real skills, other than writing. I was young and slim and had an enormous sexual appetite but who doesn’t when they’re twenty-two? It was such a small town, I left on the weekends to meet people in Phoenix, meet them in bars and explore. But in my new little town I found a job at a convenience store, because I could feel that my mother’s boyfriend wanted me working, wanted me to earn my keep, which is fair. And so I had this night job and I wasn’t used to working nights, and after a few months my equilibrium was shot, and I began to hallucinate while on the job because I wasn’t sleeping, and so I wasn’t sleeping and I had this vast appetite that wasn’t being addressed and I couldn’t really jerk off at home because my room was so small and it was right next to my mother’s room and so the only way to find my way through to the other side of the hallucinations was to read, and so I read and read and read and it was liberating, I mean really liberating, because it wasn’t the nonsense in school. I read The History of Luminous Motion by Scott Bradfield and it blew my head open, because I saw a piece of myself in the main character, the boy Phillip Davis. And I read Closer by Dennis Cooper and it really scarred me, it scarred my mind, and I identified with it because I saw the self-destruction I craved. I mean in college I was tying myself up in my dorm room and choking myself out. And somehow, I think reading Closer saved me. It made me realize there were others like me, that I wasn’t such a freak after all, or if I was, I wasn’t the only freak. Had I not read Dennis Cooper I would have eventually stripped off all my clothing and run naked through the desert behind the convenience store and would have pushed my dick into anything with a hole in it; I mean ok so sometimes I did strip all my clothes off and run naked through the desert, but I was twenty-two and I kept the back door to the convenience store propped open with a little block of wood, and who cares? It was three in the morning! And it was better than jerking off to Penthouse or Playboy, which contained very little of what I needed. I was always more of a Hustler boy, even at ten, eleven, and twelve. I had an enormous sexual appetite as a child but that is all gone now, thank god.




DE: Any others that had an influence on you as a young writer?

JN: Other than Vollmann, Cooper and Bradfield? Some are obvious, perhaps some less so. Ulysses changed the way I looked at novels. Joyce is huge, inescapable. Like the sun. Beckett is another influence. His later texts are almost math equations. They are definitely in a different language. Franz Kafka is like a father to me, or maybe an uncle. I feel I’ve known him my entire life. Garcia Marquez, Borges. I read Susan Sontag when I was young, and also Elizabeth Hardwick. Sleepless Nights was very influential. I read a lot of Latin literature when I was young, and the traces are still there, the magicality of it. I read Infinite Jest in 1996, when I was twenty-six, and I fell in love with the mind that created it. There are others, of course, stuff I would prefer to keep buried. I don’t want to ruin the illusion.






Nulick downs the remainder of his rum and Coke, then opens his wallet and places two twenties on the counter and I recall one of the final scenes in Distemper...

JN: Can I go now? My other half is up in our room and we want to grab something to eat before it’s too late. I’m bored talking about myself and it takes a lot of energy to do this.


Drew Estrada is twenty-eight years old. His writing has appeared in Artforham, Bookforham, Geer, Popular Machinists, Spun, Strolling Bone, Between See and Dee, Penthouse Forham, Hustler, and The Unbeliever. He is an educator and a pedophile. He is also a character in the extremely funny and somewhat bizarre novel Distemper by author James Nulick. His novel Nice Butt is forthcoming from Kelly Mary Press in 2016.



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Excerpt –


Dumpster kicker




I was on my way to cultivating a serious meth habit. This was a few years after the collapse of the Twin Towers. I was thirty-three. I lived in a fourplex in a small desert town. The town looked as if it had recently suffered a nuclear blast. Midwesterners with irradiated brains had taken over. People voted Republican. Motorists drove slowly. They talked even slower. Meth heads and crack heads slept on sidewalks. They slept under the zinc shelter of bus stops. Mexicans were shot at the border. The sheriff was interviewed on the local news station about the shootings. Population control, he said. I lived in Zombietown. I was quickly becoming a Zombie.

• • •

My nephew was seventeen. He was born in 1986. He was half my age. He was the son of paper sister 1965. I was very close to him. We had done drugs together. Doing drugs with someone creates a closeness that is different from other relationships. I felt guilty about doing meth with him, but not guilty enough to stop. I figured it was better for him to get high with me than get high with a
stranger.

• • •

A large brick fireplace sat under the veranda of the fourplex. The fireplace was for decoration. It wasn’t intended for actual use. The bricks it was made of were real. Why not, I thought. It looked stupid and lonely. My nephew and I were high. It was a cold evening in December. Uncovered plants had withered and died. Unpicked oranges hung from skeletal limbs like shrunken heads. It was very cold outside. The desert is a place of extremes. It can be seventy-five degrees in the daytime and thirty degrees at night. One adjusts to the bipolar weather. We walked to Circle K. It was located a few blocks from my apartment. Firewood was stacked outside near the door. We took several pieces of firewood without paying for it. We ran back to my apartment, treated wood under our arms, and loaded it into the fireplace. The logs had been pretreated with an accelerant. I struck a few Diamond matches and placed them below the logs. The wood caught quickly and we were soon warm. We talked and laughed and made a general nuisance of ourselves. It was somewhere south of two in the morning. My nephew looked up. Holy shit, he said. I followed his eyes. The roof of the veranda was on fire. I grabbed the garden hose. It was wound in a neat tight coil against the wall. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t turn the spigot. My nephew twisted the spigot and sprayed the roof with water. We caught it in time. The veranda sustained minimal damage.

• • •

A homosexual obsessed with Stevie Nicks lived next door to me. He was in his mid-thirties. He was short, balding and tubby. I never bothered learning his name. He worked for a janitorial service. He cleaned offices at night. He lived alone. In the middle of the afternoon the smell of nag champa drifted from his apartment. He smoked marijuana. He’d invited me over one evening and I got high with him. He put Bella Donna on an old turntable. He pranced around the room in a Kmart shawl. I was slumped in a secondhand chair wondering what had happened to my spine when I felt his hands tugging at my belt. I laughed and said I gotta go. I stood up and left. He didn’t mention it when I saw him a few days later. I said hello. I was cordial. But I didn’t like his wandering hands and his greasy, thrift store ways. Sometimes we want to be owned and sometimes we don’t.

• • •

Keep it down, I said. You’ll wake the neighbors. My nephew laughed. What neighbors, he said. Stevie Nicks poked his head out of his apartment door. He looked like a sequined turtle. Disaster averted, my nephew rolled up the hose and sat next to me. What’s going on? Stevie asked. I laughed. Go back inside, my nephew said. My neighbor stepped outside his door. What’s going on out here? When he saw my nephew his eyes lit up like cubic zirconia. Nunya, my nephew said. We laughed as he minced his way toward us. He pulled up a chair and sat next to my nephew. Want to get high, he said. Stevie fished in his robe. A moment later a fat joint materialized in his hand. He’s only seventeen, I said. That’s ok, honey. I’m not going to molest him. My nephew laughed. Who’s your little friend? My nephew, I said. I didn’t mention names. I didn’t want to give Stevie anything as concrete as a name.

• • •

Sorry about the noise, I said. We passed the joint around. That’s ok, dear. I don’t have to work tomorrow. Uncle, can you grab us another beer? I momentarily left my nephew with Bella Donna. I didn’t think it was a good idea to leave a child on the edge of seventeen with a fusty old queen, but I was stoned and I was in a forgiving mood. You want one? I asked Stevie as I opened my apartment door. Oh no, dear. I get gassy when I drink beer. My nephew’s laughter splintered the darkness.

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Methamphetamine is a loving woman who whispers in your ear as she twists a knife in your back. She shows you things, impossible things. My nephew and I once tried putting a motorcycle together in a hot garage using a million parts we had spread out on the floor. Somewhere around six a.m. we threw in the towel. Neither of us wanted to believe the failure at our feet. I collapsed on a sofa under the air conditioning in my sister’s house. I slept until it was time to find more meth. That meant cars, streets, and driving through dangerous neighborhoods, all while maintaining the appearance of sobriety. I would sometimes let my nephew drive, but those occasions were rare. He was young and his reckless driving made me nervous. I didn’t want the police involved. I usually drove while he made his presence known in other ways. One of his favorite things to do was shoot marbles at windows using a wrist rocket. You’re going to get us arrested, I said. He’d laugh and load another marble. Occasionally lights would illuminate a house that only moments earlier had been a dark quiet box. I would drive faster, stoplights only a suggestion. My nephew laughed as we blew through stoplights. Brakes screeched and horns honked. I finished my beer and tossed the empty bottle in the back seat. My nephew finished his beer and whisked the empty bottle onto the asphalt. Why are you always so loud, I said. Chill out, uncle. You’re worse than an old woman.

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I was arrested for possession of psilocybin in May of 2004. It was a Friday night. Psilocybin is better known by its street name, mushrooms. In the State of California in 2004, possession of psilocybin meant possession of a controlled substance, in violation of Health and Safety Code section 11377(a). To wit, a felony. This happened in the County of Los Angeles. Los Angeles is not the best place to get arrested. I had twenty-eight grams of psilocybin on or near my person, in addition to the methamphetamine traveling through my body. My skin was flushed and I felt hot. I needed to shit but couldn’t find a decent place to do so. It was shaping up to be a bad night.

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My nephew and I drove from Rio Seco to California to visit my friend Donald. Donald lived in Glendale. I was in my early thirties. Donald was a year younger. My nephew was not yet legal. We arrived at Donald’s parents’ house. The porch light was on. Dusk floated on the horizon in the distance. I wanted a beer. You have the shrooms? Donald asked. Yes, I said. I wanted to unwind, cast out to sea. Driving for six hours on meth is like riding in a boxcar filled with acetylene tanks. Something bad is bound to happen. I wanted to drift, sit on a lawn chair under the stars with a beer in my hand. Donald was anxious to begin the evening. I need to drop a few turtles in the pond, I said. Hurry up, he said. I said hello to his parents, introduced my nephew, excused myself, went to the bathroom, took a shit, noticed my penis had almost completely disappeared into itself, removed a small Ziploc from my pocket, and did another bump of meth. I heard echoes of chatter throughout the house. I felt very old. Our plans are stupid and often amount to nothing.

• • •

We walked to Carr Park. Donald and I were familiar with Carr Park. The night breathed heavily against our backs. A breeze caressed the back of my neck. Cars passed us on the street. A few horns honked. A hooker and a john discussed politics in front of a liquor store. Transactions were made, lives were bought and sold. I had half an ounce – fourteen grams – of psilocybin on my person. The other half was in the trunk of my car. I pulled a second Ziploc from my jeans pocket. I unzipped it. Donald and my nephew ate mushrooms in the dark under a tree. I fingered a few caps and stems. I ate them. The popcorn sugar stink needled its way into my teeth. I drank from a bottle of orange juice to mask the taste. I needed sugar. I felt weak. We found a park bench. I sat on the table top next to my nephew. My jeans were dirty. I wasn’t completely sure I’d wiped my ass in Donald’s parents’ bathroom. A band of wire tightened around my skull. White faces floated in the darkness. They came toward me. Disembodied heads were tied to strings. What the fuck, Donald? I screamed as they came closer. Relax, man. They’re just balloons. There must’ve been a party here earlier. I took another look. They were balloons. My nephew laughed at my stupidity. Are you feeling anything, I asked Donald. He shook his head no. I ate more psilocybin. My nephew took the Ziploc from my hands. He ate more psilocybin. Donald took the Ziploc from my nephew. He ate more psilocybin, as well. I was beginning to wonder if the kid I’d bought the mushrooms from back home had stiffed me. A three-legged black dog hobbled in the dark. I got up to investigate. It was a tricycle. I got on the tricycle. I made my way through the dark. My nephew pushed me through the cloud of balloons, a satanic congress quantifying every move I made. I laughed as the trees whispered. They were old giants. They had been there long before I was born and would likely be there long after I’d died. The veins in their leaves resembled the veins in the back of my hand. Life pulsed through us, the truth hidden just under the surface. The leaves opened their mouths in unison, a leafy chorus. You’re headed down the wrong path, they said.

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I was blinded by a flash of white light. Is this death? The lights pulsed and expanded into reds and blues. Malevolent orbs of light darted through the trees and surrounded us. I heard strange voices. The voices did not belong to Donald or my nephew. Tires whispered on pavement. Three cars crawled along the concrete path in the center of the park. Rude lights ignorantly blinded me. Doors opened and closed. A voice came from behind. What are you doing? Hanging out, I said. The park’s closed. Fuck off. I was yanked skyward. The Big Wheel between my legs dropped to the pavement. This isn’t good, I thought. God smells like cheap cologne. Someone twisted my arm behind my back. I resisted. The prick wanted a fight. What the fuck, man? I kicked out behind me. I connected with a solid object. I was slammed onto the pavement. A moment later I found myself in the back of a squad car.

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I tried committing suicide in jail. I couldn’t. They took away my shoestrings. I wore jailhouse slippers. My bed was a sliver of foam. A green sheet was stretched over it. I had a bottom bunk. The sheet would not slide through the metal slats of the top bunk. The slats were tightly woven together. The County of Los Angeles had thought of everything. I was arrested on a Friday night. I was processed. Friday night bled into Saturday morning. Judges weren’t available on weekends. I would see the judge on Monday. Night bled into day, day hovered over morning, and morning became night again. I shared a cell with five other males. I could not sleep. I did not look at anyone. I did not talk. I did not piss or shit. I did not shower. I kept everything to myself. I folded my head between my legs. I ate like an animal. I didn’t look up from my plate. I tried determining the time of day by what was served. I could not. Were peaches a breakfast food or a lunch item? The cell was filled with bright light. The bright light was always on. A series of naked bulbs were encased in a metal cage, an impenetrable colander. I lost track of time. My body began to stink as I came down off the meth and psilocybin. A young man gravitated toward me. He was white and I was white. He was sick with drugs. I moved away from him. He stepped closer. I didn’t want any problems. I had my own shit to bury. I called my father collect in Rio Seco. He didn’t have any money. He said what kind of bird doesn’t fly? I wasn’t prepared for questions. A jailbird, he said. I thought of my mother, my biological mother. My hatred bubbled to the surface. Why didn’t she scrape me from the womb when she had the chance? I wanted to fill negative space. I wanted to disappear. I counted the slats of the top bunk. There were 178. 178 divided by 2 is 89. I counted them again, backwards. I sensed a slight tremor in one of my eyelids. My body wanted to release the poisons stored inside of it. I resisted. I kept counting. The metal slats were coated in grey-green plastic. We don’t want you killing yourself in here, they said. The young man eventually fell asleep. I moved away from him.

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The judge was Jewish. He saw my name but he did not see my name. God bless your people, I thought. The transmigration of souls is a felony act in the State of California, son. It comes with a $10,000 fine. Pay your tab. Next!

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I was a first-time offender with no priors. The State of California offered me a 1000 P.C., which is a deferred entry of judgment. My criminal record would be expunged. My name would not have a felony attached to it. My life would continue. All I had to do was close out my tab and follow the rules. Donald scraped up $2000. His brother came up with another $1000. His aunt donated a hefty amount. I borrowed from my 401k to pay my attorney. I wouldn’t be buying a house after all.

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I was placed on probation for two years. I attended substance abuse classes. My attendance was required. I pissed in a cup twice a week, then once a week, then once every other week. I did this for one year. Most of the people in my substance abuse classes were kids, twenty-somethings adrift at sea and without a captain. People attended classes. They got better. They graduated. I was often the oldest person in a constantly-changing class, though not always. They called me the Mushroom Man. I laughed at my nickname. I had no anger. I earned a certificate. It looked very similar to my master’s degree. I said goodbye to my classmates. I paid off my attorney. He had a nice office in Encino. I still smoked marijuana on occasion, but I stayed away from the meth.

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My nephew said he had to stay clean for a while. I understood. His mother was not pleased. California was a bad dream, the jail cell a reminder of everything my brother Andrew had lost. My nephew burned a CD for me. I still have it. I cannot listen to it. If I play it in the car all the bad memories come rushing back.

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We were outside my sister’s house. I’d been meth-free for three days. The car’s air conditioning pushed against the heat. My body felt metallic inside my clothes. My jeans stank. I hugged my nephew over the gear shift. I didn’t want to go inside. I didn’t want to face my sister. What will you do, I asked. I’ve got to get out of here, Uncle. This place is fucking nadaville. I thought of the times I’d pushed a broom through a Circle K parking lot at three in the morning, my dreams corralled by the tumble139 weeds slowly closing in on me. I gave my notice. On my last night on the job I filled my gas tank and stole a bottle of Captain Morgan. I put the bottle in the passenger seat and drove home as the sun broke through the clouds. I hid the bottle in my pants as I crept past my mother. She was asleep on the couch. I got drunk in my bedroom. I didn’t have to work the next day. It was a high like no other. Pink rays of sunlight announced a new day was blossoming beyond my window. What would I do for money? The thought passed as I sipped rum from a Dixie cup. I listened to my mother breathing in the living room. My records sat silent in the closet, my turntable gathered dust. Posters of bands curled away from thumbtacks, the members of Guns N’ Roses attempting to escape the tiny prison of my room. I have to get out of here, I thought. This place is fucking nadaville. Wind blew against the side of the house. Dust fingered its way through the windows. I took another sip of rum and stared at the feet on the end of my dumb legs. Why was the world so ugly and unknowable?

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It was four in the morning. We were coming down. In another hour the sun would break through the dark river of the world. We went into the garage and fished out two broken lawn chairs. We walked along the side of the house with the chairs folded against our hips. We made our way to the backyard. My nephew found an extension ladder. He propped it against the eaves of the roof. He climbed first. I followed. Once we were on the roof we found a spot that drifted over the slab of the back porch. I walked lightly. I didn’t want to wake my sister. We pulled our chairs open and sat under the stars. My nephew sat to my left. He named the stars as I threaded them together in a spectral web. He told me his dreams, what he would do with his life. They were bold statements.

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It was a Saturday night. I couldn’t find my nephew. I called my nephew’s mobile. It rang and rang until finally it went to voicemail. My youngest brother sold high quality marijuana. I drove to my brother’s house on the far side of town. My youngest brother was my father’s son and my stepmother’s son. He lived with his wife. They had two daughters. My brother was not home but there was a car in the drive. A dark figure sat on a chair near the car. I recognized the car. It belonged to one of my brother’s friends, a boy named Jeff. Jeff was born in 1982. He was close to my brother’s age. I was a dozen years older. It was early February. The nights were still cold. I wore a Buffalo shirt and an old pair of jeans. I opened my door and stepped out of my car. Jeff said hello. I’m waiting for your brother, he said. He went to the store. They’ll be back soon, he said. Jeff was handsome but he was twenty-two and I was thirty-four. We didn’t have much in common. Perhaps this wasn’t entirely true. He liked old cars. I did, too. We both smoked marijuana. I sat on the table top of an old park bench. Jeff moved from his chair. He sat next to me. I scanned the darkness of my brother’s backyard.

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My baby brother was always acquiring and selling things. He’d owned a dozen cars in his short life. A few of them sat rusting in the backyard. Jeff asked if I wanted to drive somewhere to get high. I’ll drive, he said. Sure, I said. We got into his car. It was a black 1971 Monte Carlo SS. Jeff had restored it from the ground up in his father’s garage. His father had helped. Jeff turned the ignition. A throaty rumble announced Jeff’s presence. A stereo clicked and whirred. We drove through my brother’s neighborhood until we found a cul-de-sac. Several houses on the street were under construction. The stick figure houses cast ominous silhouettes in the cold winter moonlight. The interior of Jeff’s car was warm. He loaded a fresh bowl into a glass pipe. He handed it to me. Jeff knew I was queer. My brother told me he thought Jeff was queer, too, but Jeff wouldn’t admit it. I understood the pain. I also understood hiding it was worse. I pulled the smoke deeply into my lungs. I passed the pipe to Jeff. I closed my eyes, drifted, and exhaled. Jeff slowly breathed through his mouth. He passed the pipe back to me. We sat in his car for ten minutes getting stoned. Jeff wore black jeans and an old bomber jacket. The steering wheel was ridiculously large and authoritative. The center console separated us. The engine coughed and rumbled like an old bulldog. The bare studs in the stick houses vibrated in their tentative foundations. Jeff’s hands hung loosely at his sides. He seemed to be waiting for something. We should head back, I said. My brother is probably home by now. You’re probably right, Jeff said. There was a muffled sadness in his voice. He put the car in reverse and carefully backed out of the cul-de-sac. He made a sharp left. We drove down the dark street. The houses farthest from the cul-de-sac were occupied. The blue light of television screens flickered in windows. We arrived at my brother’s house. My brother’s truck was parked next to my car. You lost your parking space, I said. Jeff laughed.
Wouldn’t be the first thing I ever lost, he said. A pile of groceries sat on the kitchen counter. Where have you girls been, my brother said. Your brother was blowing me in a church parking lot, Jeff said. My brother laughed. I don’t think so, he said. He’s got higher standards than that. Jeff laughed and shook my brother’s hand. Maybe so, he said.

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I miss my nephew’s voice. I don’t see him much these days. We say hello at the occasional wedding or funeral. He has a girlfriend, an apartment, a job. He’s been clean for ten years. Stevie would say children get older, and I’m getting older too. Perhaps it’s for the best. As we grow older the need to sequester ourselves becomes more apparent. I tire of my own voice. I turn the mirror facedown. I shut off the lights. The curtains speak to me. I practice my perfection of silence. I enjoy sitting in the dark, the noise of a ceiling fan over my head. In the dark I can’t see my face in the mirror. I can become someone else.

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I began experiencing headaches. They lasted from the time I got out of bed until the evening sun colored the mountains of Rio Seco pink and purple. Aspirin didn’t help. I tried caffeine but it only burned small holes in my stomach. I was alone in bed. I pulled the covers over me. Something pulled them away from me. I sensed a presence directly behind me. When it wasn’t directly behind me it was slightly to my right. When I moved it moved. It mimicked my exact body posture, location and position. I tried opening my mouth to scare it away with my voice, but my mouth wouldn’t open. My eyes turned against me. When I closed them fireworks exploded against black velvet. When I opened them tracers streaked across my peripheral vision. The headaches were so powerful my eyes throbbed with the pressure of each heartbeat. At times they would become so irritated I wanted nothing more than to pluck them out. The presence watched me from a dark corner of the bedroom closet. It laughed at me. It grunted like a depraved child. It slowly compressed into a black ball and moved under the bed. It breathed as I did. I did not look under the bed. I knew I would die if I did. It’s the meth, I told myself. It’s just the meth.

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I come down. I feel the earth beneath my feet. I’m not sure I recognize the view. I miss the lawn chairs on the roof. I miss the sky filled with stars whose names I can’t remember. I miss my nephew sitting to my left. I cover my eyes. I fail to summon the darkness. There is only pink and purple. It’s the blood surging through my fingers. Our cities are too bright. We’ve lost our ability to see the stars, to make our way in the dark. We have turned away from God, and He is punishing us.




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p.s. Hey. This weekend the blog has the great pleasure of doing its part to usher the extraordinary writer plus d.l. James Nulick's long-awaited second novel 'VALENCIA' into existence, and James has kindly put together a generous peek, behind-the-scenes tour, and sampling of what lies between its covers for us. Please give it a thorough going over this weekend, won't you? And direct some feedback in the author's and your fellow d.l.'s direction too, if you don't mind. And thank you muchly for the treasures, James. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Some really nice onomatopoeia in those two words, yeah. ** James, Thank you in-almost-person, James! A true pleasure on this place's end of things. I wish I had a front desk. I used to. Well, 'Hiker Meat' is real, it's just shot recently in a retro style. Yep, that Charles Ray wrecked car work is one of the very best. ** Steevee, Hi. I think I'll borrow Michael S.'s download of 'Goodnight Mommy' and give it a try. I'm always immediately wary of the 'torture porn' designation, having had my books tagged and dismissed as that by occasional critics ever since I started publishing. Obviously, I think exploring the visceral and ostensibly 'cruel' in a disturbing, uncensored way can be a valuable thing. Anyway, now I'm curious to see how 'GM' does that and whether the thing itself warrants its approach. ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks Ben! Yeah, that Kouri IB games is super strange. I hadn't heard of it until I was searching for material for the post. I'm in total agreement with you about 'Unpainted Sculpture', and I've not only seen it, I had the great luck of getting watch Charley construct it from the start. I think if I have a favorite of all visual artists, it's him. ** Bill, Cool, thanks, Bill! I did think/hope you might find those works interesting, it's true. She's in Arizona? I thought she was in Florida for some reason. Huh, that does make meeting her seem more possible. Hm, I'll see if anybody I know knows her by chance. ** Armando, Hey, man! Nice to see you! I'm good, intensely busy with projects, but I'm very happy about that. Glad you liked the Rubinke stuff. Oops, about BEE. It's cool and positive to have one's opinion evolve, so that's probably a good thing. I have been to Nice, but not since I moved over here. Zac's mom lives in Nice, and he goes down there to see her a lot. I still haven't seen 'The Smell of Us'. I don't have such a burning desire to see it, but I know I will. I don't know what 'The Anniversary' is. What is it? Oh, I can google it. I will. No, very embarrassingly, I haven't read your poems yet. That's awful. I've literally been working on four projects at once for months and months, and I've become horribly neglectful of everything that isn't directly involved in them. I just made a note to read your poems finally. I'm really, really sorry. Oh, it depends, drafts-wise, on the novels themselves. A lot. I would guess, at minimum, a couple of dozen drafts or something? Hugs and love back to you! ** Gary gray, Hey, man! Congrats on the new laptop! Nothing like a new laptop. Oh, right, you mean for Fanzine. I mean Blake's solicitation. Yeah, go for it, for sure. I know nothing of those Yale lectures on youtube. Huh. I'll peek at them at the very least. Cool you liked the Halloween art show. Yeah, that Charles Ray piece is crazy great. 'Sad Satan', no, darn. Okay, I'll go see whatever is left of it. Or give me the link(s) if you don't mind. I'm real good. A ton going on. Haven't been traveling, but Zac's and my film is playing at two film festivals in October, so we'll be traveling for those gigs if nothing else. Take care, bud. ** Liquoredgoat, Oh, wow, it's you, Douglas. Nice. Good timing, i.e. Halloween. H sent me the Duvert pdf. I'm going to look into how I can imbed/share it on the blog such that it can be downloaded. I'm pretty sure there's a way. No, I've never seen 'Cemetery Man', strangely. Strangely because I've meant to watch it for yonks. Cool, I'll get my paws on it. Thank you! ** H, Hi. Thanks so much for the pdfs.I just saw the email arrive in my other open browser while I was doing this. I'll download them in a minute, and then I'll find a way to share them here. That's great and so kind of you, and it will benefit so many! Thank you, thank you! ** Okay. (Re-)train your attention on the exciting new novel by Mr. James Nulick now and for the foreseeable future, please. And have excellent weekends in general. See you on Monday.

Halloween countdown post #5: DC's Scary Candy News Outlet & Sales Emporium

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In 1964, Long Island housewife Helen Pfiel was arrested for handing out goody bags containing dog biscuits, steel wool pads, and arsenic laced ant traps to teenagers who she felt were too old to be trick-or-treating. Concerned parents contacted police and Phiel was arrested, taken in for psychiatric evaluation, and charged with child endangerment.




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Gravy Candy is here! Gravy is one of those things that improves just about everything it touches and that includes candy. This brown and white striped candy looks just like candy that grandma would keep in a bowl and tastes just like the herb-infused gravy she'd make for holiday meals.$5.95





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Authorities say 9-year-old Savannah Hardin died after being forced to run for three hours as punishment for having lied to her grandmother about eating candy bars. Severely dehydrated, the girl had a seizure and died days later.





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Despite their inherent messiness, everyone loves Cheetos. While fake cheesy goodness is something everyone can get behind, the Japanese have apparently taken this game day classic and enhanced it to, well, not make any sense. Introducing strawberry-dipped cheetos. Nothing more than the corn puffs sans the cheese and dipped in what appears to be a gooey strawberry-chocolate mixture, these recently released in Japan only morsels of contradictory goodness are reported to be “very good.”





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Teen Finds Razor Blade In Halloween Candy





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What looks like forensic microscope slides with drops of blood-like specimen, is actually made from sugar, corn syrup and red food dye. It’s cheap and easy to make and will stand out from other ghoulish candies.





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Just before 10 p.m. on June 12, Adam Budge, 18, and Elijah Stai, 17, were hanging out at Budge's East Grand Forks home when they mixed a white power -- 2C-I -- with melted chocolate and ate the drug-laced candy. They then went to a McDonald's. An hour later, Stai began "freaking out" and acting as if he were "possessed," foaming at the mouth, hyperventilating, and smashing his head against the ground. By 1:30 in the morning, Stai was dead.





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A woman with special needs who was thought to have died from natural causes was found with candy wrappers stuffed down her throat when her body was being embalmed. When 70-year-old Kathleen Mcewan's body was found at her apartment in Roxborough, Philadelphia, there were not thought to be any suspicious circumstances surrounding her death. However, when undertakers attempted to embalm her body the next day they discovered up to 10 inches of candy wrappers stuck in her throat.





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Polar Poo Bear Candy Dispenser! Pop open it's head, fill it with candy, such as nerds, jelly beans, or anything small and round, white or brown color candy works best for effect. Then push on it's legs and it poops it out the back! $4





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so ya cause of the Flippin horrible hurricane, halloween was post pond but i still had an awesome time with my Halloween candy ( and a horrible stomach ache xDDD ) anyways internet is back on BOYA!





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These meatball-shaped and flavored gumballs are super tasty and extra chewy. If you don't believe us, just look on the back of each package where Manny the Meatball proclaims, "Atsa chewy meatball." About twenty-one 7/8" (2.2 cm) gumballs in each 6-1/4" x 3" x 1" (15.9 cm x 7.6 cm x 2.5 cm). $3.95





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Four days after Halloween 1970, Kevin Toston, a native of Detroit, died of a drug overdose. A drug analysis initially showed Kevin's candy to be laced with heroin and quinine in powder form, but investigators later discovered that Kevin had stumbled upon his uncle's drug stash and had accidentally poisoned himself. The family, fearful of charges of child neglect, sprinkled Kevin's candy with the drugs in order to protect the uncle. No charges were filed.





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Have you visited IKEA lately? I could not believe yesterday in their food hall they have packets of marshmallow sheep with the title of GODIS SKUM. I have written a complaint and advised it should be rebranded.99 kr





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Spirits were high for Rakesh alias Guddu and his three cronies. They were attending a marriage party on the lawns of the Jehangirabad Palace, which adjoins the district magistrate’s residence in Hazratganj. A video clip (now with the police) clearly shows Guddu dancing away on the lawns, whipping out his gun occasionally and firing in the air. It was perhaps for a break or on an impulse that he left for the candy store located on the same premises, some 50 yards away from the lawn. The youth came in the store around 11.30 pm. The candy store had already put up a closed sign outside its door as it usually does at 10.30 pm, though it does entertain families who might drop by after that hour. When they asked for a cassata candy attandant informed them it wasn’t available. At which, Rakesh stepped ahead, took out his pistol, placed it on the 20-year-old Raghuraj’s temple and shot him dead.





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The Barfo Family Candy was unleashed by the Topps bubblegum company in 1990. The armless & legless torsos featuring an unhappy, nauseated, white bread family, with their heads mounted on accordion-like shaped bodies containing a delightful glop- like gel/"candy" (ingredients: sugar, water, glycerin, gelatin, citric acid, potassium sorbate, artificial flavors, artificial colors).$99.00





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A Denver man accused of shooting his wife while she was on the phone with 911 dispatchers had eaten marijuana-infused candy before the incident, authorities say. Investigators reportedly found receipts for “Karma Kandy Orange Ginger” and said he appeared under the influence of drugs during an interview. Kristine Kirk, 44, was shot in the head Monday almost 13 minutes into her call with 911 dispatchers. Police had not yet arrived at the time of her shooting. Throughout the call, the AP reports, Kirk said her husband, who was reportedly hallucinating and asking her to shoot him, had frightened her and her children.





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I was expecting to dislike this flavor, but I was pleasantly surprised. It tastes shockingly like wine to me and my wife. It’s a super-creamy, slightly strawberry-ish flavored wine that tastes really good. The description of it says it has a distinct wine aftertaste, but I tasted it for hours.$1.25





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In 1974, 8-year-old Timothy O'Bryan died as a result of eating cyanide-laced Pixy Stix given to him by his own father, who likely wanted to collect on a large insurance policy. The dad had poisoned 4 other children's Pixy Stix as well to make the act appear "random," but none of the other children ate the poisoned candy.





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Taste testing odd Halloween candy. I forgot to rate the last candy, but you could easily tell what the rating was.





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Peppermint Broken Glass Candy: When my dad got home, he actually thought I had bought some weird glass sculpture and freaked out. Then, to make it even better, I smashed the whole 'glass sculpture' with the rolling pin right in front of him.Recipe





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One of the killers of a father-of-three has boasted about the cowardly murder on Facebook from prison - saying 'I kill people for candy'. Curtis Delima, 22, was convicted of murdering 47-year-old Mark Witherall in April 2008, along with his smirking and sniggering teenage accomplices Mark Elliott and Gerry Cusden. The trio who were accused of behaving like a pack of hyenas as they kicked the builder to death after he refused to give them Halloween candy at his home in Whitstable, Kent, in October 2007.





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The Candy Bar is an item used for the Homeless sidequest in Silent Hill: Downpour. It can be found in three different locations depending on the puzzle difficulty. The candy bar must be given to Homer, the homeless man in the Pearl Creek underground entrance, to complete the sidequest.





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John P Roberts, 55, a thief out on bail, strangled girl, six, to death and hid her body under his bed after luring her to his motel room with Halloween candy.





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After many long years, the hugely popular candy ramen set has returned and it's much improved! Form the candy dough into the dumpling press, add the stuffing and squeeze! Next come the ramen noodles that magically solidify as they hit the soup! $2.99





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On Tuesday, WSB-TV in Atlanta reported that the Waka Flocka Flame affiliate and Brick Squad Monopoly member Slim Dunkin was shot in an altercation that began over a stolen piece of candy. “The information we’re getting, it’s unconfirmed, but witnesses are saying this whole thing started over a piece of candy,” homicide detective David Quinn told “Action News” on camera. According to witnesses, Dunkin, born Mario Hamilton, grabbed a piece of candy from another man while inside an Atlanta recording studio, which led to an argument and then a fistfight. The scuffle ended with Slim being shot once in the chest. He was then transported to Grady Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.





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Eat Shit Cola and !?!$?!-Flavored Candy$2.00





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Murder, Inc. as they were dubbed by the sensationalist press of the day were a loose coalition of gangsters based out of Brownsville, Brooklyn in the 1930s and early 1940s. Though its members were involved in a variety of illicit activities including loan sharking, prostitution, gambling, bootlegging and labor racketeering, they became infamous for their role as the New York syndicate's so-called "execution squad." However, their reach extended far beyond the East Coast, they were implicated or suspected in numerous killings across the United States, as far away as Florida, Los Angeles and Detroit. Based out of a 24 hour candy store called Midnight Roses at Saratoga and Livonia Ave in Brownsville, its members were always on call at a moment's notice to go to an assignment once the directive was handed down. The candy store was located under the elevated train that brought many people too and from Manhattan.





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The Red Tent Coffee Shop in the Aomori Prefecture of Japan offers anatomically correct gummy candies in the shape of insect larvae. The candies are filled with a blueberry-flavored jam to stand in for the larval guts.1,000円





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In 2000 James Joseph Smith, 49, of Minneapolis had handed out candy bars that he had put needles in. He was later charged with one count of adulterating a substance with intent to cause death, harm, or illness.





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Presently the kiddies can get in on all the CSI fun with their consumable Crime Scene Candy Tube. Each one tube is loaded with drinkable goodness in three flavors: Blood, Urine and Saliva. Yes, that is Blood, Urine and Saliva.$5.00





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A man who killed his daughter by attacking her with a baseball bat as she was eating her Halloween candy pleaded guilty to second-degree murder on Wednesday. Robert Kelly, who told police he was "a little too in the Halloween spirit", went into the bedroom of his 20-year-old daughter Megan at their home in Oxford, Michigan and beat her to death in May last year. A police dispatcher testified: 'I asked him if he knew who did it. And he stated, "Yes, I did."





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Pimp your teeth with the off the hook Grillz Candy. Most people can't afford a diamond-encrusted platinum grill. We know we can't. Fortunately, most people can afford this tasty candy one. Simply place the lollypop like end into your mouth and suck away (it works like a pacifier). The flavor of the Grillz you receive will be a surprise as they come in sour apple, peach, watermelon and strawberry. $2.99





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Heaven Sutton murder 6/27/2012 Chicago, IL: Shot to death while selling candy in front of her house.





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Chocolate Scrabble: 32 individually wrapped chocolates, a candy "paper" playing board and a gold caramel trophy. Exclusive licensee for Candyland in a chocolate edition. Kosher certified. $29.50





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p.s. Hey. ** Liquoredgoat, Good morning. Cool, I'm glad, obviously, that James's book has caught your fancy. Aw, thanks a lot, man, about 'Closer' and my writing. Things are good, and I hope they're only better than that with you. ** H, Hi. Yes, I got your email. Understood. I'm going use a bit of the pdf to make a spotlight post on the book, and then I can pass the pdfs along to people who are in want of it. Thanks very much again! ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Cool, happy you liked the Halloween-themed gallery exhibition. Dang, I'm just in pieces that I can't be over there for the 'Weaklings'. The timing vis-à-vis it and 'TVC's' shows here is so incredibly unfortunate. But someone had better video that thing, or there'll be blood in the streets or something. Love, me. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, D. Got your email. Wrote you back. Let me know. ** Damien Ark, Hi, Damien! Awesome that this place finds a fit in your busy life. Is 'business' good, at least? I hear you about the tininess of each day. ** Steevee, Hi. Yeah, I am curious to see the film. It does sound worth seeing no matter what. I'm just looking for the hour(s) to do so. ** Kyler, Hi. Oh, yeah, my stuff's reach is really strange and wide but kind of sneaky too. I guess that's why they call it 'cult', ha ha. Thank you for giving it the heave-ho in that store's direction. ** Étienne, Hi, man! Oh, wow, Rome. Yeah, the first time I was there, I was totally smitten with it, and it's still one of my very favorite cities. But, I don't know, it doesn't seem to have the range of Paris, I mean in terms of there always being too much interesting here to do. Rome has this kind of really nice almost small town feeling about it or something. I feel like I'd get antsy if I was there too long. But it looks incredible. Anyway, yay, about Paris's grip on you. I like the sound of that. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Nice badge. For something so simple, it straddles all kinds of designs or something. Oh, not to naysay your friend's advice, but I totally don't agree about needing to nail the conventional before heading into more original waters. I mean, as I think you know, I never learned how to write conventional fiction. I went straight into experimenting, and then I added conventions where and when I thought they had to be, if they did. I personally think that's a much better approach. I think conventions should be thought of as certain of fiction's body parts, not as the grounding or skeleton or whatever. I think when you read really exciting fiction that qualifies as experimental, with the stuff that's great, you can always tell if a writer started with something standard and then tried to weird it out or whether the writing's very 'soul' is adventurous. Ultimately, you should approach the writing project in a way that excites and inspires you, wherever you start. But I really don't think that writing and fiction are like riding a bike, as a lot of people seem to think. It's not a pre-set thing that needs to be mastered like that. Dive in with all of your interests and senses of fun and play and need to excite yourself sparking, man. ** James, Hi, James. Well, jeez, thank you! I was just the utility player or whatever. This place's and my honor, sir. I'll keep my ear or eye or whatever else is required out for a UPS guy. ** Misanthrope, Hi, George. You tell me, man. About where the money goes. Well, yeah, our machineries are similar, but that's about it. I know pot smokers like that. I can't remember what it was about pot that I liked fairly well anymore because after my multiple acid freak-out-cum-nervous-breakdowns in my teens, pot always just triggered little bits of them again. Ixnay. Yeah, maybe people think the word Nobel is inherently political even when it's given for the arts or whatever. Americans, I mean. Americans' dumbness is unparalleled in the halls of dumbness. ** Styrofoamcastle, Hey. I know, I know, I'm sorry. Long story. I'll try you as soon as our waking times and align and my over-busyness subsides for a minute. Love, me. ** Jeffrey Coleman, Hi, Jeffrey! Good to see you, pal. ** Right. The new week begins with a Halloween thing. Hope it makes you hungry for something. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on ... Eileen Myles I Must Be Living Twice: New and Selected Poems 1975 - 2014 (2015)

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'When I think about being female I think about being loved. What I mean by that: I have a little exercise I do when I present my work or speak publicly or even write (like this). In order to build up my courage I try to imagine myself deeply loved. Because there are men whose lives I’ve avidly followed—out of admiration for their work or their “way.” Paolo Pasolini always comes to mind. I love his work, his films, his poetry, his writings on film and literature, his life, all of it, even his death. How did he do it—make such amazing work and stand up so boldly as a queer and a Marxist in a Catholic country in the face of so much (as his violent death proved) hate. I have one clear answer. He was loved. Pasolini’s mother was wild about him. We joke about this syndrome—Oh she was an Italian mother, but she could just have well been a Jewish mother, an Irish mother, an African-American one. A mother loves her son. And so does a country. And that is much to count on. So I try to conjure that for myself particularly when I’m writing or saying something that seems both vulnerable and important so I don’t have to be defending myself so hard. I try and act like its mine. The culture. That I’m its beloved son. It’s not an impossible conceit. But it’s hard. Because a woman, reflexively, often feels unloved. When I saw the recent Vida pie charts that showed how low the numbers are of female writers getting reviewed in the mainstream press I just wasn’t surprised at all though I did cringe. When you see your oldest fears reflected back at you in the hard bright light of day it doesn’t feel good. Because a woman is someone who grew up observing that a whole lot more was being imagined by everyone for her brother and the boys around her in school. If she’s a talented artist she’s told that she could probably teach art to children when she grows up and then she hears the boy who’s good in art get told by the same teacher that one day he could grow up to be a commercial artist. The adult doing the talking in these kinds of exchanges is most often female. And the woman who is still a child begins to wonder if her childhood is already gone because she has been already replaced in the future by a woman who will be teaching children like herself. And will she tell them that they too will not so much fail but vanish before their lives can even begin. These pie charts don’t surprise me. They just demonstrate that a lot of us can easily become just a few of us or even just one of us. I am mildly curious about whether the situation in book reviewing (or even publishing) was actually better for a while during and right after the 70s, the heyday of feminism, but you know I’m not that curious. That thrilling rise then dogged fall would only underline the sad fact that the increased interest in women’s writings for a decade or so was a kind of fleeting impulse, like the interest-in-incest moment, just “a thing,” not a deep cultural shift like the comprehension that slavery or human sacrifice are wrong and we just won’t ever go there again. But to have such a deep sea change in a culture and keep it you have put the reins of its institutions permanently in other hands and let them stay there. “They” would have to have become “you.” And you (whether you were male or female) would have long concluded that women’s writing is either just writing or no different than men’s or equally interesting, or even better. And that perspective would by now be so embedded in our cultural sense of self that the Times or Harpers or The New York Review of Books would no more likely to be short changing women’s books today anymore than they would pull quietly away from reviewing books written in English in order to uphold a belief that the only good work being written today is by African, South American or Icelandic authors. And think nobody would notice. Reasonable people of course would smile and insist that the NYRB be renamed The New York Review of African Books or South American Books or Icelandic. It would have to happen, the NYRB would have to own their bias eventually, what they were doing, the editor would have to issue a statement or else the publication would become a total joke. But to publish a review today that purportedly reviews “all” books yet in fact is dedicated to the project of mainly reviewing men’s without acknowledging that kind of bias sort of begs the question—the operating presumption must be that “we” “all know” that men’s writing is in fact better or more important than women’s—is the real deal and the only thing disputing this is feminism and since that’s “over” (phew) we are back to business as usual. When I say business I mean that there’s just a whole lot of money talking. That’s what’s going on. The more culturally generous moment we’re all missing (whether it ever truly happened or not) was tied to a booming economy. Men weren’t actually sharing space in the 70s and 80s—the doors just got a little wider for a while. And now that there’s less money to go around in book publishing and the surrounding media it seems like what’s getting shoved out is women. That’s what I believe is happening, don’t you. I think we can do this, right? The editor might ask his staff holding up the cover of the next great all-male issue that dare not speak its name—and his staff probably includes a few females and queers—who want to be in on “the conversation.” Who could blame them for that? Well I can. Can’t you? I mean what are we doing here after all.

'Is writing just a job. Writing books, writing poems. If it is then the message to women is to go elsewhere. But they can go to hell—these messengers, the collective whoever or whatever that is saying it. I don’t believe that this is a job. I think writing is a passion. It’s an urge as deep as life itself. It’s sex. It’s being and becoming. If you write, then writing is how you know. And when someone starts slowly removing women from of the public reflection of this fact they are saying that she doesn’t know. Or I don’t care if she thinks she knows. She is not a safe bet. Interestingly the poetry world is getting celebrated for its VIDA showing of nearly equal gender parity in reviewing etc. The problem there though is that the majority of the poets writing are female. It’s true. That’s who takes workshops, that’s who gets MFAs, you can easily get some numbers there and frankly in the poetry scene the women are the ones who are generally doing the most exciting work. Why? Because the female reality is still largely unknown. And language is the thrill that holds the unknown in its vague and shifting ways. That’s writing. But despite the fact that there are more females in the poetry world, more females writing their accounts somehow only a fraction of them are able to bob to top of the heap. So the poetry world is in effect performing a kind of affirmative action for men by giving their work a big push ahead, celebrating men’s books at a much higher ratio to the amount and quality of work actually being produced. And I’m not entertaining for a moment that this is because male work is better. I’m female and I don’t so much think female work is better. Female reality is not better. But female reality has consumed male reality abundantly—we have to in order just to survive so female reality always contains male and female. That seems interesting as hell so at the very least I think it’s a lot more interesting than a monotonous male reality. Which seems just sort of staid and old. Tapped out. Female reality (and this goes for all the “other” realities as well—queer, black, trans—everyone else) is more interesting because it is wider, more representative of humanity—it’s definitely more stylistically various because of all it has to carry and show. After all, style is practical. You do different things because you are different. Women are different. Maybe not the women who routinely get invited to take part in the men’s monolith. They are another item. But women as a class are different. That’s how I dispense with the quality question.

'But here’s the actual problem. If the poetry world celebrated its female stars at the true level of their productivity and influence poetry would wind up being a largely female world and the men would leave. Poetry would not seem to be the job for them. I think that’s the fear. Losing daddy again! Plus women always need to support, I mean actively support male work in order to dispense with the revolting suggestion that they are feminists. I supported Hillary Clinton with my vote but did you notice she wasn’t really a feminist until she was losing. Well what does feminism mean? Well I think it means that you don’t do much in your work except complain about injustice and describe the personal sphere and talk in a wide variety of ways about labias. You think I’m kidding. Cause I actually do that in my most recent novel—I thought well women in the art world are always celebrating their labias so maybe I should do that in writing. What a great, funny, even masculine idea. To use the pussy as material. So I wrote five pages of pussy wallpaper and gave it to the editors at VICE who did publish it but confided in me that the money people really had to be convinced that it was not entirely disgusting. With all the dirty and violent and racist things that VICE has done, this was um a little troubling. Do we really want to send that kind of message to our readers. What kind of message is that. I guess a wet hairy soft female one. I mean a big giant female hole you might fall into never to be heard from again. I mean and there’s just always a danger if you’re a feminist that you’re also a lesbian (I am) and the only way to really make it clear that you are not that (or that “it” means nothing) is to firmly vote with the guys, kid with them, and be willing to laugh at other women (to demonstrate that you have “a sense of humor”) and not push too hard to include women in anything. Speaking frankly as a lesbian I have to say that the salient fact about the danger zone I call home is the persistent experience of witnessing the quick revulsion of people who believe that because I love women I am a bottom feeder. I am desperately running towards what anyone in their right mind would be running away from. Which is femaleness, which is failure.

'And one does after all want to be read as a man. As a man who is a woman perhaps. Can’t we just all be men and some have these genitals and some have those. I heard that that’s how they saw it in the middle ages. And some died after having thirteen children and some just got another wife. Women finally are all replaceable and that’s the real truth. The more different we get the less likely we can fit our foot in the tiny shoe. And that’s the gig. Not being female, but being small. But I want to be loved because I am. That’s all.'-- Eileen Myles



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Further

Eileen Myles Homepage
Eileen Myles @ Twitter
Eileen Myles Poem Page
Eileen Myles page @ Electronic Poetry Center
'Marks on Paper: Eileen Myles’s Chelsea Girls'
Eileen Myles interviewed @ the hairpin
'Hero Status: Dorothea Lasky', by Eileen Myles
'Bold but Messy: On Eileen Myles and the Fugitive Form'
Audio: Eileen Myles sound files @ PennSound
'Eileen Myles: My Need To Say', by CAConrad
Fuck Yeah Eileen Myles
'Painted Clear, Painted Black', b Eileen Myles
'Eileen Myles realllly hated “Blue is the Warmest Color"'
'Bookforum interviews Eileen Myles'
'Idol Worship: Ten(ish) Questions with Eileen Myles'
Four poems by Eileen Myles
'Five Questions with Eileen Myles'
'Get Smart: Eileen Myles'
'Eileen Myles & Jonathan Galassi Talk About Poetry'
'“One Relieves the Other”: Eileen Myles on Second Novels, Poet’s Novels, and Punctuation'
'An Open Letter to Eileen Myles'
Podcast: Eileen Myles on Bookworm
'Eileen Myles on Spoilage and Ruination of Other Kinds'
'Large Large White Flowers', by Eileen Myles
'Gram Parsons (Archives Vol. 1)', by Eileen Myles
Buy 'I Must Be Living Twice'



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Readings


Hear, here... selected poems and EM's "Street Retreat"


Eileen Myles reads "An American Poem"


Eileen Myles reads from "Inferno; a poet's novel"


Eileen Myles reads "My Revolution"


Poetry Reading: Eileen Myles


Eileen Myles Lecture



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Interview
from The Literary Review




Morgan Parker: Start at the beginning. Do you remember the first poem you ever wrote?
Eileen Myles: I think there was a little religious poem I wrote when I was a child to manipulate my mother or the Catholic school. I knew I could do this thing. I knew I could do rhymes. And I seem to remember thinking that this would bring me something or another.

MP: How old were you?
EM: Around ten—I think?

MP: That sounds about right.
EM: Yeah, and then there was also some poetry I didn’t write. There was a poem by A. E. Housman : “Terence this is stupid stuff / you eat your vittles quick enough . . .” My brother was a chubby kid, and I saw this as an opportunity to mock him. I would chase him around the house reciting it at him. I definitely think there was some way I thought of poetry as being magic.

MP: As a tool?
EM: Yeah, yeah. With power.

MP: Did you have a lot of books in the house growing up?
EM: My family, we’re readers. Everybody went to the library, and bought books, but nobody went to college. We weren’t educated people, but we were great lovers of reading. And my mother was a really good reader of stories at bedtime. There was a whole thing around storytelling, and we memorized the stories that she told us and started to pretend that we were reading and then started to identify . . . so we learned to read before school, as a lot of kids do, I think.

MP: Thinking about your journey here, and writing as being “the thing” in New York, how did that happen? What was the impetus to leave your home?
EM: I had tried to leave Boston a ton of times—I went to Europe and hitchhiked around after college, and I went to California and tried to live in San Francisco a little bit, when I was twenty-two. I kept coming back to Boston, feeling like whatever it was I’d expected to happen didn’t happen. But there was always this thing—New York was 250 miles away from Boston, and I had this funny thing, a feeling that reality was here. And then when I got a little older I had some friends who lived here in New York. It was right around the time I was trying to leave Boston, and they lived on the Upper West Side. I’d go visit them. And my friend’s boyfriend was from New York, and he kind of showed us around a bit and I was like, wow, Andy Warhol lives here and Bob Dylan came from there and all this art and culture was actually happening here. I was very slow to actually get that it was now. It was like Paris in the 30s . . .

MP: Right, all these things from the past . . . . When did you realize that you were part of something? Or did you at the time?
EM: I think I wanted to . . . I remember wanting to be a part of something and coming here and very consciously trying to be part of the poetry worlds—I didn’t know which one was the real one, there were so many.

MP: Of course.
EM: And there are always men pushing you toward a certain one and pushing you away from another one. But by the time I was in my mid-twenties, twenty-five, twenty-six, I had gravitated toward St. Mark’s Poetry Project. They had these free writing workshops, and you just floated in on Friday night with your beer can and there was Alice Notley teaching a workshop and it was great. It was amazing. Already there was a certain culture around St. Mark’s writers, and they were the writers I was excited about. Soon I had a gang, we were young writers in our twenties and we were starting to publish each other and hold reading series and all that, and there was an Us. And that was when I thought, ‘Okay, I think I’ve done it.’

MP: What’s the role of performance in all of that, relating it back to reciting things when you were young? How do you think that performance fits into your work?
EM: Well I didn’t ever want to be a poet, per se. It was something I sort of fell into, but I always wanted to do something with my voice. In school, the nuns would have you stand up and read aloud, and if you were a good reader you never got to stand up long enough, you know, it was always the bad readers that got to stand up there and be stuttering and you were like arhhh! I had a girlfriend in college who had a friend who was a DJ at a radio station in Boston. And I remember going there and recording and just loving it. I had a huge desire to play music, and you know, like, be a singer or something when I was a kid. But there was no way.

I feel I was kind of messed up. My parents, they were sort of frustrated people, full of desire, they wanted to be things. I mean, we went to museums and the opera, which was sort of working class, and to the right. And there was a love of art, and film, and all this stuff. But the part about getting from here to being someone who was known . . . . They were not even encouraging in terms of education or making us do our homework or aspiring to go to a good school, or even going to college—none of that. My mother didn’t get it, my dad died when I was pretty young, and there was just no sense of how to make it happen. So, Cambridge and Boston, you know, because there were all those colleges there, there was always a great music scene—mediocre in every art form except for music. Clubs and folk music and rock and jazz.

MP: So many rock bands came out of there, which is great.
EM: Because you could play . . . . There were so many schools that would support a band, and you could make a living in Boston. It was like, get out of college and start a band or, there were great radio stations, and it was also that moment of the singer-songwriter, like Joni Mitchell and James Taylor . . . . There was kind of a lyricism that was individual.

MP: Sure.
EM: You know, and the lyrics were kinda good.

MP: Absolutely.
EM: I wanted to be one of those people. There was a poetry group that met in Harvard and there was this woman from New York who wore all black and had a medallion and was sort of Goth looking [laughter]. This was 1972 or three, and she talked about Frank O’Hara and the New York rock poet Patti Smith.

MP: That’s so great.
EM: And I was like [whispers]rock poet?

MP: What is that, even? [laughter] That is such a great label.
EM: As soon as I got to New York I got my friends to go with me to see her play, and that was amazing. But by the 80s it was not cool. By the 80s, it was performance art, and fiction, and culture was already becoming more commodified, more interested in money and being a wealthy, successful, high-power artist. A lot of my poet friends were starting bands; it was a way to be credible then, not to be a poet rocker, but to be in a band. But I was really resistant to that, and I think part of it was that I experienced myself as sort of a fuckup. And I knew that I had gotten this little thing going: I was making poetry work, and I had a little poetry magazine, and I had a little scene, and I kind of knew that. I was drinking very heavily and doing lots of drugs and stuff, and I kind of knew that if I went beyond what I was already succeeding in I would probably not do anything. I would probably mess it all up. I had very superstitious, caste-like feelings about what I was allowed to do.

MP: Those stay long, don’t they? [laughter]
EM: Were you brought up Catholic?

MP: Yeah, super Christian. I was reading the Book of Revelation at age nine. It’s very scary [laughter]. You know, but those things, they stay.
EM: So I felt like it was amazing that I could be allowed to be an artist but had to be invisible, and had to be small, had to not ask. You know, I asked for plenty when I got up at the mic and when I read, but I felt very superstitious about what my lot was.

MP: Right.
EM: Until I stopped drinking; then it changed. But in the beginning there was an identification with music and yet, I was being minimal about it.

MP: Almost like not trusting yourself about it?
EM: Well, I think all the music that I could have was in my voice.

MP: Did you ever want to start a band? So many of us become poets because we can’t be like rock stars [laughter].
EM: I didn’t want to start a band, but I sort of wish there had been a band there.

MP: Right. [laughter] That’s interesting, because you have such a reputation as this rock star poet.
EM: Right, right.

MP: And how do you feel about that?
EM: Mixed. Because that term “rock star” has sort of evolved, even in the past ten years. And, you know, the poetry world is very funny—having too much of anything, other than poetry, has a way of making you somehow not a poet. I was walking to this reading in Brooklyn and somebody sent me a bio for something I’m doing in the fall, and it was exactly the kind of bio I hate so much. I was with a friend, and we were laughing. It was like, if I get called a badass one more time . . . . It’s so classist. It really means that she’s not right . . . I felt this sort of hidden homophobia . . .

MP: Sure.
EM: Hidden sexism . . .

MP: Absolutely. It’s so encoded, it’s so encoded. I feel like it’s a larger issue. And it’s something that I talk to a lot of my other women poet friends about. The sexism in particular. Like, how do you respond to male commenters of your work?
EM: The one thing about male critics, for instance, when they write a bio about my work, or a lot of women’s work, if there’s a kind of daily-ness, or kind of existence in, and if it’s a female existence, they it put down as boring details, a kind of shapelessness.

MP: Like Frank O’Hara never ‘existed’ [laughter] or something.
EM: Well, Frank O’Hara was making art, but a woman, like when a woman does it, she’s just talking about herself. The peculiar thing about a female existence is that it just adds up to female existence. Whatever that transcendent thing is that is extended to a man is kind of withheld. Unless you’re like Kathy Acker, somebody who was really in your face about the transgressions—she made sure everyone knew that she was appropriating; the tools were right there. Otherwise it’s like, you’re a girl just talking about yourself.

MP: Yeah. This relates to thoughts about class and gender that enter your work— specifically content-wise, but also performance. Men writers can take up space both in person at readings, almost to the point where you can’t breathe, they’re breathing all the air. And also on the page. I’m thinking about that in relation to your use of really short lines. They’re short lines but it’s not like they are shrinking away from anything. I think that’s a danger that women poets fall in. Do you think about content and form as going together or pushing against each other in relation to your particular perspective class-wise and gender-wise?
EM: They seem so organically connected to me. Form is an extension of content, I think. Because I’ve had subject matters that I’ve wanted to write about for a long time and I’ve had to wait for the rhythm, I’ve had to wait for a way to gear it. Because if I couldn’t hear it, I couldn’t write it. When I was writing Inferno, I wrote the first chapter [snaps] like that, just like that. And then I thought about what the next chapter was and this character, what did she do next in her life, and I didn’t have the information for that. And I started to try and write that and it was just a pile of stuff. I know when I’m just writing stuff and it doesn’t sing and it isn’t animated. But that’s not what I’m doing. Like, every time I get compared to Charles Bukowski . . .

MP: That’s so offensive [laughter]. Like the opposite type of human being.
EM: What happened in the writing of that book was that I had to literally wait a few years until I left New York, got a job teaching in San Diego, came back to New York, and we were interviewing people for jobs in a hotel where I was sort of, like, a failed sex worker. I thought ‘Oh God, that same hotel,’ and I came back here, and my landlord was gutting the building and harassing the present tenants hoping that everyone would leave, and it was cold as hell. And my girlfriend at the time was a young academic on the job market and we were freezing our asses with the cold, and then I wrote the next chapter of the book. I literally had to wait. What I’m saying is that there is something very generative and formal about my process that I’ll know what it’s about but the how is the thing that I’m waiting for. And sometimes it’s visceral and sometimes it’s historic, but I’ve got to find it, and that’s my search. It’s very animal. You kind of find it with your body in a way. The writing is a cerebral act, but the way is kind of visceral. I think there’s something divine about writing, it’s kind of old fashioned.

MP: Absolutely.
EM: I feel like I’m courting something.

MP: There’s such a sense in your work of being inside your own mind, which I love. But at the same time, you know, so present in the world.
EM: Other poets, like Philip Whale and Gary Snyder, whose work has been interesting and important to me, they have thought about that . . . attention is what they’re talking about. When I first saw his poems in my early twenties, it just changed everything. There was something about the pacing of his language and his laying it out that was so beautiful. He’s totally a master for me. I’ve heard horrible things about him as a man.

MP: You know that’s bound to happen [laughter]. I love that about your work. That kind of attention, it’s sort of a meta thing that happens. It’s inside your mind but also in the world. I guess I’m wondering, you know, it’s one thing for a Gary Snyder who takes time to be in nature a lot, but you’re reflecting on cities.
EM: I do nature, too.

MP: Of course. But thinking about how important being in cities is to your work, and how New York has almost become a character, and in Snowflake San Diego is there also.
EM: It was such a challenge, for years living in New York, people in New York would say, Don’t move to California, it ruins your writing. Everyone who goes to California gets a little light-headed. When I got there it was quiet, it was different, there were so many fewer people and so many fewer encounters and collisions and conversations, the things that made me be a writer. So I had to learn how to write in that, and of course when I came back to New York, the new dilemma was how do I get this back? How do I find this? I think I was still living in California when I wrote my Iceland essay. And that essay in some ways was really about how environment creates sound, how a music comes out of a place always, and we come to find it.

MP: Absolutely. I mean, do you feel like you’re in a relationship with New York?
EM: I do, I do. I think about how it feels today. And I love it. I feel like I’m myself here in such a deep way. I can’t imagine ever letting go of it. I mean we all love to hate it, too.

MP: Of course, that’s part of it.
EM: But it’s got a lot of character to me; it’s organic. And all the ways, as a New Yorker, all the ways that the city has gone through a change, like the gentrification and all that. But the ones, the big ones, like 9/11, the blackouts, there was one in the 70s, and Sandy, you know, it’s sort of like, being in New York when these big crises happen, seeing all of it act like an organism. New Yorkers have a very particular way of dealing with a crisis, together. And seeing each other and becoming more open, every time it makes me so astonished. You know, it makes me feel connected to something, it’s so spiritual. And everybody I know who is a New Yorker but wasn’t here for 9/11, it’s like ‘I was hurt and I wasn’t there.’ It’s intense.

MP: Do you think that that’s what was missing for you in California?
EM: I guess so. I mean, San Diego is a weird place.

(cont.)



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Book

Eileen Myles I Must Be Living Twice: New and Selected Poems 1975 - 2014
Ecco

'A collection of thrilling verse, including both new poems and beloved favorites, from the celebrated poet, modern cult icon, and author of Chelsea Girls.

'Eileen Myles’ work is known for its blend of reality and fiction, the sublime and the ephemeral. Her work opens readers to astonishing new considerations of familiar places, like the East Village in her iconic Chelsea Girls, and invites them into lush—and sometimes horrid—dream worlds, imbuing the landscapes of her writing with the vividness and energy of fantasy.

'I Must Be Living Twice brings together selections from the poet’s previous work with a set of bold new poems that reflect her sardonic, unapologetic, and fiercely intellectual literary voice. Steeped in the culture of New York City, Myles’ milieu, I Must Be Living Twice is a prism refracting a radical world and a compelling life.'-- Ecco

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Excerpts


AN AMERICAN POEM

I was born in Boston in
1949. I never wanted
this fact to be known, in
fact I've spent the better
half of my adult life
trying to sweep my early
years under the carpet
and have a life that
was clearly just mine
and independent of
the historic fate of
my family. Can you
imagine what it was
like to be one of them,
to be built like them,
to talk like them
to have the benefits
of being born into such
a wealthy and powerful
American family. I went
to the best schools,
had all kinds of tutors
and trainers, traveled
widely, met the famous,
the controversial, and
the not-so-admirable
and I knew from
a very early age that
if there were ever any
possibility of escaping
the collective fate of this famous
Boston family I would
take that route and
I have. I hopped
on an Amtrak to New
York in the early
'70s and I guess
you could say
my hidden years
began. I thought
Well I'll be a poet.
What could be more
foolish and obscure.
I became a lesbian.
Every woman in my
family looks like
a dyke but it's really
stepping off the flag
when you become one.
While holding this ignominious
pose I have seen and
I have learned and
I am beginning to think
there is no escaping
history. A woman I
am currently having
an affair with said
you know you look
like a Kennedy. I felt
the blood rising in my
cheeks. People have
always laughed at
my Boston accent
confusing "large" for
"lodge,""party"
for "potty." But
when this unsuspecting
woman invoked for
the first time my
family name
I knew the jig
was up. Yes, I am,
I am a Kennedy.
My attempts to remain
obscure have not served
me well. Starting as
a humble poet I
quickly climbed to the
top of my profession
assuming a position of
leadership and honor.
It is right that a
woman should call
me out now. Yes,
I am a Kennedy.
And I await
your orders.
You are the New Americans.
The homeless are wandering
the streets of our nation's
greatest city. Homeless
men with AIDS are among
them. Is that right?
That there are no homes
for the homeless, that
there is no free medical
help for these men. And women.
That they get the message
—as they are dying—
that this is not their home?
And how are your
teeth today? Can
you afford to fix them?
How high is your rent?
If art is the highest
and most honest form
of communication of
our times and the young
artist is no longer able
to move here to speak
to her time…Yes, I could,
but that was 15 years ago
and remember—as I must
I am a Kennedy.
Shouldn't we all be Kennedys?
This nation's greatest city
is home of the business-
man and home of the
rich artist. People with
beautiful teeth who are not
on the streets. What shall
we do about this dilemma?
Listen, I have been educated.
I have learned about Western
Civilization. Do you know
what the message of Western
Civilization is? I am alone.
Am I alone tonight?
I don't think so. Am I
the only one with bleeding gums
tonight. Am I the only
homosexual in this room
tonight. Am I the only
one whose friends have
died, are dying now.
And my art can't
be supported until it is
gigantic, bigger than
everyone else's, confirming
the audience's feeling that they are
alone. That they alone
are good, deserved
to buy the tickets
to see this Art.
Are working,
are healthy, should
survive, and are
normal. Are you
normal tonight? Everyone
here, are we all normal.
It is not normal for
me to be a Kennedy.
But I am no longer
ashamed, no longer
alone. I am not
alone tonight because
we are all Kennedys.
And I am your President.



MY DEVIL

before the sky
opens &
I drop my
tiny ladder
I will inhabit
the minds
of dogs
& try me on
for size
I will lean
against the side
of the bldg.
& smoke my
blonde smoke
I will be
Inside my
big car
something happens
that’s what
I say
there’s always
a recipe
I will recite
My blonde
list
I am
the negation
of you
spell’s on
they’re reeling us
in
I want her
thoughts
These cattle
are mine
the salad’s
not bad
The devil is
Turning into ev-
eryone
I’m you for
a while. Genitals
itchy. That’s
me. I’m going
to ruin
your corn
it’s not such
a bad idea.
Give me that
poem. Give
me that menu
give me
key
I don’t
need to
come or go
I’m there
In your prayer.
Mr. President
consider the
wish of the
tiny child.
he is me.
does it taste good
or does it look
like it tastes good
you don’t know.
See.



THAT RAT’S DEATH

I’m proud
that I fed my avocado
to the mice this
week

To see that scattered dust
around the hole

I felt dis-
appointed the apple had
been spared
the throbbing
soup, home

he said it’s a storm
it’s a storm I thought
am I allowed
to ask entire questions
to take this
space alone

you bobbing
you painted in my dog’s
face so care-
fully

some kind of violence
stretches the thought so
long and allows the horns
of words to touch each
other. I think of him
taking
this much space.

you don’t know about this
dish-towel
for that matter

who was I in another time
giving the tails so much

puzzled that these spices
went someplace else
they did today in a sandwich

the empty hall into which I am
reading
the empty country
an entire country
I wanted all of them

how I would like
just one to pick
things up in
its cities and its rain

its coast
the outer coat

78 rpm
silly
news-
papers
turning
cat on a porch
and other countries
nearby
& home ready for me
when I have something to say or
show

if ever
my empty mistakes
my empty vase
my empty powers of horror
my empty sex

o bring the snow

that rat’s death
killed me because i
would see it for days
over and over and
it hardly could be the same
rat whose insides
whisked the street

we don’t think that war
is such an incredible mess
but it was

just yesterday
and in ancient poems
years ago in the past

dying the balloon just
bursts it cannot

bring u back again

the huge cool breath
the lake doesn’t want
you anymore or her
arms her sweet
muff or breast the storm
the past.

but no I won’t leave
my cheese out for them
anymore and I must be
the last person in the world
in new york to read him
who told us about mice

that sing & fill empty auditoriums
like us and our singing hearts
our formula for bringing
it out. Pulling the receptacle
apart watch the tiny ship
floating on it
smithareens

I ducked the tail edging over

taking a little bit more. The price
of wider concepts is not
choosing your drops oh
flicking me off reminding
me of you everyone yell at once

Two Rabbit legs jutting out

I keep my childhood
around almost more than every-
one and a mouse can share
my house wet toot tootsie

it’s kind of great the whole
thing is relative. Since I ad-
mired his mountains I imagin-
ed I was in his landscapes

but opening packages is occurring
all over the place. That’s a
strong image and I feel like
the smallness is directly rooted
forgetting to use the new cal-
endar I planned. These
marks (I imagined) are the sources

all the milk flooding wildly
over the rolling hills and out of
the sun’s comical eyes. Not tears
but creamy drops
of mammalian weather.

I’m given real information
and the most difficult part
is blindly creating the space
where the parts I can’t
see or even hear spread out
(like the night in Paris when
I walked to the movies
) onto my desk and the surrounding
hills into the bleachers where everyone
is pounding themselves bloody
in salute of the hunt

all I ever wanted was dinner
or at least his
love the delight I see

in him is equally empty for anyone
& probably that’s his
stealth. Inner lake. There’s a car a maroon
a colourless oval I can imagine the
seats and the feeling of hearing
a song as we’re weaving
over hills. There’s no break. Ev-
erybody I ever saw in my
seacoast community is already
facing the problems huge and
gloomy I grant you and the

night spills on my keys which
are splayed over the counter and
outside it’s light. & they are flip-
ping their cards every one of them.




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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. An article about punctuation sounds fun. Punctuation marks are the rides in the amusement park that is writing. Everyone, anyone other than language tech-fetishizing me interested in reading an article about punctuation? If so, Mr. Ehrenstein can hook you up. Go here for your hook up. ** Etc etc etc, Hi, Casey. Thanks, you too. All of my current initiatives have so far managed to stay on track, which surprises even multi-tasking me. No, I haven't read it yet. Same old regretful story, I'm afraid. Between co-writing Gisele's TV pilot -- which is actually three hour-long episodes -- under a tight deadline, and working with Gisele and the performers on the soon-to-play-Paris 'The Ventriloquist Convention', and movie stuff, I remain a swamp. The thing with LHotB is that I don't want to continue with it if I can't commit 100%. When I started LHotB, I worked constantly on it, did reading tours with the authors, interviews, etc., etc. to support the books. That's totally impossible at the current time between my being overworked with projects and being ensconced over here in Paris. I decided I'm not going to publish books in a half-assed way. It's not fair to the books, the writers, the series. So, until I can figure out a way to do the series properly, it's on hold. Akashic are being very patient with LHotB and me, but we'll see what happens. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Well, I'm really happy if what I said was useful. Trust your instincts, maestro. ** H, Hi. You managed to find a decent candy option amongst the grotesquerie, cool. ** Steevee, Hi. Nice that you interviewed Maddin. It seems like there's a newly heightened interest in politics in Canada these days among those I know there, due, at least in part, to the Harper-related garbage going on, I think? I hadn't heard either of that Gross film or its documentary. Well, judging by my FB feed, there are a whole lot of people who find Cameron's youthful indiscretions horrifying or exciting or exploitable or something. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Well, no, until you told me you found the post to be a source of hilarity, the evidence at hand had pointed at a conclusion that my efforts on that post's behalf vis-a-vis the commenting arena had come to almost nothing, and, thus, your single ray of sunshine is much appreciated. Mm, that bias sure seems like it has a lot of dumbness, a willful dumbness to boot in many cases, inside and behind it. Back in the days when American book readers were into reading foreign literature in translation that wasn't just another potboiler with a funny accent, the Nobel tag did make a difference, but it's been a while. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Oh, man, thanks for looking at the post in detail and telling me you did and what it did to you. It was feeling like it was one of those days when my behind-the-scene hours went straight down the drain. Oh, wow, cool, fun, about being interviewed by Chris. And dear, good old Marc and Esther! Awesome! Thank you so very much for doing that, man! ** Okay. It's kind of mind-boggling to me that the great Eileen Myles is only having her Selected Poems published now, but, hey, the book is being published by one of the greatest literary publishers in the US, so that makes up for almost everything. Anyway, if there was ever a book that really should be on every serious reader's bookshelves, it's this one, so, naturally, I encourage you to give the post as much of your all as you're willing, and then acquire the thing itself. See you tomorrow.

Meet Cleats, mental_ill_boy, CutMyBallsOff, BillythePig, and DC's other select international male slaves for the month of September 2015

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Rich, 18
Does a boy whose looks drive girls and gay guys crazy, who has extremely wealthy parents, a guaranteed million dollar plus yearly paying job waiting for him in his father's business, and a cocky attitude piss you off?
If you're my age more or less and the boys who have it all make you want to humiliate and punish them, I'm your boy.
I don't like the Active/Passive labels. Passive makes it sound like I'd just lie back and stare at the ceiling.






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HotNest, 24
Bond Film Name : The Boy With a Gaping Gash

i like been myself and let's see what will happen. The most important thing to know: PLEASE DON'T SAY "LOVE" IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND MY LIFE WELL.

i have no name and i rarely say anything.





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pervertedmethfaggotboy, 23
Was heavy cocksucker for 2 years, devoted to worshipping the PHALLUS and drinking POZ SEED but METH and SLAMMING brought me to the GROTESQUE PLEASURE and AGONY of being a PAIN PIG.
TITS, BACK, LEGS, NECK, entire CHEST subjected to heavy clamping, bleeding----have some permanent marks, and if that's a turn-off I understand.
In fact, IDEAL is hopefully a SADIST (NOT A MASTER!), sociopathic, SCARY, to transform me into a GIGANTIC NEED for PAIN.
Was a gentle boy (SEE MY PHOTOS) who secretly loved POZ COCK but SLAMMING METH has completely changed my life.
Although always a LOWLY PIG since age 15, SLAMMING has transformed me into a HUUUGE desire for the most ANIMALISTIC, "SATANIC" practices---quotes because I am NOT a satanist.
Into CHEM-PISS, SHIT--------SMEARING, sharing a TURD, SHIT-KISSING, SPITTING SHIT at each other, SHIT FISTING (---still trying (sissy!) to get the whole arm in....
BLOOD----Blood sharing, licking, DIABOLICALLY filling RIGS from our veins and massaging it all over and blood-kissing!
Was never into my ass, but METH has helped taking bigger cocks fists dildos and relaxing.
Into ALL BODY FLUIDS-----SWEAT, stinking PITS, SPIT, GOB, RECTAL MUCOUS, DISEASE SHARING------dirty rigs. Living with AIDS, unluckily unhealthy for past year.
Looove CONTORTED FACES, JUNKIE-LOOKS, LOST EXPRESSIONS, demented, SICK, suicidal guys
I am a TRULY SICK FUCK---ideally you are too.
METH IS AN ABSOLUTE! No METH, NO SEX. The power of the NEEDLE, the RITUAL of the SLAM, the plunging into WHATEVER comes (we FACE DEATH every time!) are TREMENDOUSLY POWERFUL!
Time is very flexible---have gone the longest 4 days awake, slamming constantly and ending up near-SCHIZO.
Live a double life. A "phony" nice boy outside (a necessity), an EVIL, SICK PIG within.
No AGE LIMITS: from young kids wanting to experience beastly sexuality with an older boy to men in their 60's-70's still looking for depravity!
Let us SLAM HARD!











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xtreme, 22
Profile Under Re-Construction

PLEASE BARE WITH ME AS I RE-BUILD MY CONFIDENCE TO RETURN FULLY TO THE BDSM SCENE, IN EARLY AUGUST I WAS ATTACKED DURING A SESSION AND LEFT WITH INJURYS.






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Prince-of-fucked, 21
New young sub in hamburg........................let the monsters fuck me blind and say yeah...................very nice ass

If you don't already know my ass.................used to be a gogo dancer in Essen so it might know some of you

Ultimately looking for a man interested in castration............and penectomy..............who wants to take a young guys balls

In that case i expect the man and i will have minimum 2 weeks of sex before he................pulls the trigger






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Billythepig, 24
Cute Mormon guy with a tight bubble butt. Love being a cum/piss dump. Not into dungeons and torture, but I make a mean chicken parmesan.

The only other thing I draw the line at is feet. I simply can't seem to bring myself to like them.





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liveandlearn, 20
names jack. new here. originally from mexico. need a master. mainly a bear. 50-70 ys old. dont care what races you're from. really want all this dom and kinky stuff. find anything possible. massive fettish for guys over 60. traveling up the west coast to family home. dont mind if your clean or what. ill clean you with my tounge. my one true Lord (good Lord, forgive me). best would be some master away from civilization. in the mountains, forests. just me and you.

Comments

Anonymous - 29.Aug.2015
Jack a slave great is but the drivel of him probably include more than grottig alone can already set the word vermin in the context of a people no appreciable IQ, as it is rarely the case even in racists ..

Anonymous - 29.Aug.2015
almost 90% vermin, only dirt and retard. it is no gooder holding off steam to my evil side in a

boyeater44 - 29.Aug.2015
Worst slave here in the blue earth
Hands off!!!!!!
owned previously from, and does not stick to collusive






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fuckme4aphone, 21
i stay in paris for 7 days only now i don't have phone. i just need a phone , any kind of phone will do. im willing to be fucked all night . im very intelligent but im also skinny and wild and sweaty.





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MaliceSlave, 22
Good Evening, I am: MaliceSlave; aka: The Masochistic Vampire (the Original). I am a Demonic Vampire. My Interests are: Death, Violence; War, Torture; Sadomasochism, Vampire Mythology; Serial Killers, The Occult; & The World of Darkness. My Entertainment Preferences are: Shrieking Satanic Death Metal Bands, Senselessly Gory Video Games; Ultra-Violent Movies TV-Shows Animation and Comics-Manga. My Hobbies are: Drugs; Masturbating; Auto-Asphyxia; Near Death Experiences; Storage Bondage (Means Being Kept in Special Drawers/ Cabinets); Waiting to be Sacrificed to the Dark Lord; Serial Killer Vs. Teen Runaway Hustler Roleplay; Cutting Myself While Wearing Black Gloves.





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_addickted_, 18
Hello I am new here :) I search for new sex teacher wich help me with my new gay life!!! Until now i was scered to say that I am gay ! Now I am happy that i can to say it to every one that I am GAAAAAAAAAAAAY yes GAAAAAAAAY

Comments

Anonymous - 25.Jun.2015
My God, who is a master of disguise!

Anonymous - 24.Jun.2015
Thank you, dear Almighty that you are creating as perfect creatures.

scrabolos - 20.Jun.2015
The fuck you never forget

22ReMiDeMi - 20.Jun.2015
addickted is before the Gay Pride worth a visit. First, the excitement so evil to make a boy who look 14 year old drunk. Then a great sexual pleasure with his ass. Later on, at his disadvantage, into the fray.

Anonymous - 02.Jun.2015
He is slut not slave, but what a slut, which is determined by the hammer Fickhengst in bed .....

interested-in-boys - 14.May.2015
so who wants to have the illusion to rape a delicate, almost hairless boy, and in addition also punish him cruelly for his bad behavior - this is the place

the sum of the digits of his age could be 5 and not 9

Anonymous - 23.Apr.2015
His smoldering eyes get me ...... He won't let me punch or hurt his face but such a terrible need to! If I could smash his pretty face I would die happy!

Anonymous - 14.Mar.2015
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Anonymous - 12.Mar.2015
The only flaw of him is he's big slut, wants not one Master but masters differently each night. If I were a millionaire, I would give it to him to change his mind then fuck him 10,000 times!

Anonymous - 03.Mar.2015
To fuck such a beautiful boy was just a dream. To hurt and control him as I wished too was the highlight of my life. I'll be back.

22ReMiDeMi - 14.Feb.2015
He is so slut. I can not let him simply. When I raped him my cock was like a stick of dynamite!

DerPharao - 31.Jan.2015
50,000,000 million to own You !!!






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chems_party_boy, 23
. I am a BITCH #HOT ALL THE TIME. I love long session cigarett-burns rape electrocution fist CHEMS.

Im only give my items in germany.

U NEVER HAD SUCH A HOT ASS AROUND YOUR HAND.

I feel bored now.

SEEKING aged person only ... 40 UPTO 80... OYUNGERS NOT LIKE

HAVE SELF RESPECT. AND WE WILL COME ALONE.

Comments

Anonymous - 31.Aug.2015
i wanna be a slave for this slave






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4virginitybreaker, 19
u will break my virginity with ur huge cock. i have perfect ass..people r crazy to see my ass naked..."has this boy gold leaf on the ass, or his ass rosette gold ?"..it is such mysterious ass, not easy to have... so let find out. i will let 1 of u finger it for lonf time.. i will let 1 of u bury urs in it n saw me in 2... u r 1st human to know the ass what all people r insane to know... i find out if it will take u in heaven wuth full of satisfaction








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Fuckmeonly, 22
I'm well read & university educated but when I party I'm told I suffer black outs & become the most uncontrollable bottom slut anyone has ever seen. I'm all blonde including pubes and underarms. Naturally smooth otherwise. In essence I'm two Swedish boys in one, a stimulating conversationalist & daytime companion if kept sober, & an insatiable two-cent drunk whore day & night. I want to go to NYC. Thus I'm looking for an ambitious generous non-gentleman for sick sex, belittling, tourism, general squalor, etc. in NYC.

You will sponsor my trip to NYC, 1 week minimum, including flight, food & drinks / accommodation / taxis / allowance etc.

I will fulfill your perverted dream of going sexually nuts on a young Scandinavian.

Individual solution for every one of you.

100% Swedish human, 100% blonde pleasure.

Help a guy out?







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2000%bottoms, 21
first of all,, i want to tell you i have a great collection of hot slavez which are uneducated , low prospects and good looking bottoms guyz.. my slavez are not forced , theyr sex bottoms seeking purposes from a poor bad life. so they are not easy to get by a single call and blah blah blah. if you want to get any good slavez please cantact me by mails only and tell your requirement. after that we will make a meeting in office or any discreet place with your lucky slave and make you comfertble . then you decide and sign my contract for agreeing to take the slave away for 1 night or week or disappearing forever. you pay me from 5000 dollar to 28000 dollars. then can enjoy ur slave as you wants. so write down your requirement and your contact info to my address and i will serve you best.. catch ya soon











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Hansel, 19
I'll will walk through the woods late at night I then want someone to grab me and rape and anything anything anything anything and beat me unconscious! In the dark, in the woods!

In Paris next year :)






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Iamprettyfun, 22
Beautiful mind in a beautiful body! A slave who always speaks his mind.

Undress me lips ... torn clothing kiss me ... my whole body, without leaving even a centimeter. Like you, right? And would you like it gone into my mouth whole?

You'll never guess what would I do just for the pleasure of you.

Ready for staying over night to discuss the influance of Stephen Fry to the English literature.

Life is a long quiet river.







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single_dad, 23
I NEED DADDY FOR 10 MINUTES IM SERIOSLY?

just try anything to me for 10 minutes

you (my dad) text me (your son) to meet in parking lot. maybe you ve secreting wanted me for sex and YOU CANT CONTROL IT ANYMORE. maybe you just finded out i'm a FAG and you FURIOUS! you have all parental privilege in the time allotted. you can pull my pants down, shove your c****** in me and f***** the sh***** out of yoyr son, then come in to me or splash anywhere. Gladly also blow you or you for me and everything you want. The timer is running before the first physical contact and the bell rings at 10 minutes. During this time, i am your son and everything is permitted .

I (your son) am demisexual, poly, sub, theatre student and horror movie enthusiast, reader, cinephile, actor, singer, amateur dancer, lover of gin, human sexuality, good TV, boots, leather, and all around awkward mess.






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mental_ill_boy, 18
I want to meet scum,I have some issues. So I m here.







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Master1bator1son, 19
Conor Masterson - Master - bator when looking at U

10 Facts About Me

*I will only reply to your messages if you scare me shitless
*Not interested in pictures of your cock
*I do appreciate pictures of your face, but only when youre wearing a suit
*I get kidnapped quite a lot, even taken overseas a coupla times so I might be in your area now - if unsure just ask
*I would love to be kidnapped by this guy - https://instaview.me/u/mattjordanatplay
* I don't really have an age limit, the older the better I'd say. Just bear in mind that you'll be grabbing me - I'm not light
*Im frosty, but I dont know you personally so dont take it personal
*I'm not into blow jobs
*I dont mind having my brain blown out with chems if all in good reason
*My Master of the moment is having a sex Party for me this Wednesday 9th September from 6pm, I'll be chained to a bed, gagged, hooded, chemmed into a zombie, and he will let any man fuck me





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urgently, 23
hey im gay 23 young bottom boy im looking urgently help in on-line i loosed my bags in train journey help me
if ur interested me i ll send my details

im with place if u ready to help me today
im doing this i need to save my life
i can make you cum in split seconds

i need urgenly help
and i know nothing worth having comes easy






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bttmwhiteb0yto, 18
blur the line between us

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Perlinpinpin123 - 06.Sep.2015
YOU ARE NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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Cleats, 21
I am a slave who loves soccer cleats with metal studs. My main interests are to lick and sniff your cleats, be trampled and stomped whilst you're wearing your cleats (preferably with metal studs and the longer, the better) and to be your broken, bleeding doormat for hours and hours. I want maximum pain and bloodying and I want to be a slave who makes your life an easier one, like it should be.

I am not interested in trading pics, if you are take a hike Bub.





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usemytwinboysnow, 18
Looking for very pervy daddies to abuse use and fuck my 16y/o (it's legal in my country) white twin boysluts. One's Corey, his bro is Cody. Corey's just out, his bro is still in but we all know he's gay. They're not my blood, I traded my daughter for them. They'll serve cocks with all four of their holes, and are very submissive (will be drugged) won't fight being treated like dogs crawling all fours. You can spit in their mouts, make them mow ur legs hair with their teeth and of course anything else a pervy sick daddy wants. They are 16 white with smooth and lean muscled bodies.

I also want them to be whored out to strangers. Being blindfolded and get fucked beat whipped and whatever else by strangers, anything, don't care.

I'm also looking to sell off or trade Corey premanently to anyone who wants him that has something great to offer in return. He can be yours for anything goes (no limits) including disappear, no questions asked.







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MetalDude, 21
Hate being gay. Home alone now until two. 'Nuff said.





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slave_of_life_master_of_sex, 19
Hi, my name is Roman.
My age is 19.
I have like dinner outside near river.
I have like my hole loose and sloppy.
I'm with a high pressure in pants.
I can be good slave for everybody.
I think, i'm cute young ass pig from Czech Republic.
I can be really horny.
I'm hot for you.







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Unterground, 19
hi i m bottom fuck me as hard u can.i can take ver very huge cock also..with fully satisfied.all age welcom.
1) MY only aim is to make u satisfied fucking me..so after u know all fucks u had before were just shit.
2) today, no one getting satisfied in sex they want long tim and use full force to fuck ass, but no one giving long tim to fuck
3)but i will give fully satisfied long with guarantee..test one tim u will want to own me 24/7..i can be proved to be the best value ass you can get
4)I m providing u with hardest longest fuck ,no one will give like this service






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littlewetty, 22
hehe i'm aiden and i donot enjoy capital letters okieesssssssss.? using capital letters makes it harder to identify who wrote the writing.. i want to be someones dirty little boy that's wees and poos nappies.. i am not fem and i dpnt want fem men i want rough men.. i will dwink your wee wee and suckle your doodle and eat your poos hehe.. looking forward to creep you out..





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NarrowAss, 19
I know you masters will be all about my arse, and it's a very juicy sweetie arse, know that. But maybe it's also interesting for you to know that I get told by more than 95% of men I have the biggest dick they've ever seen (9.5 inch I'm length) and 100% of men tell me it's the thickest they've ever seen at 6.7 inch girth. I wear underwear that say "BIG BOYS". This is underwear to help boys like me fit into comfortable underwear, incase you're wondering. I'm not perfect, I don't look completely perfect, I'm above average in cuteness, my body is certainly above average as I am skinny as a rail, but I also have a shit diet as I enjoy my food too much so I doubt I'll ever have a six pack. Did I also mention I have a great little arse? I use Viagra on the odd occasion to make sure I can always keep it hard. Don't worry about me not looking like my pics, I'm still waiting on the day when a man turns me away for misleading. We can make a deal? If I'm not who I say I am and my dick and arse aren't what I say, then you can have me with no limits. Believe me, I do have quite a few limits, so that's a true guarantee for you.





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nobodyoutoflife, 20
Guy who is waiting for heaven..get into heaven by you...

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Anonymous - 13.Sep.2015
je confirme!

Anonymous - 13.Sep.2015
ENORME FAKE






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CutMyBallsOff, 18
I hate my balls and what they do to my mind, and I just can't stand them anymore. I'm looking for a guy who wants to take my balls from me, painlessly if possible, but otherwise you can knock me out with drugs or punch me in the head until I'm unconscious then rip them away or chew them off or whatever other method, up to you. Then I want you to fuck in the hole that's left as hard as you can.






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p.s. Hey. Zac Farley's and my film LIKE CATTLE TOWARDS GLOW will be playing in Montreal at the Festival du nouveau cinema on October 16 & 17. Click on the poster in the blog's upper right hand corner for more info and to purchase tickets, if you like. ** H, Hi. I'm happy you found your way into Eileen's work, and, yes, 'Mayfield Parrish' is a wonderful book, I agree. ** David Ehrenstein, What you wrote in regards to the Frank O'Hara exchange is very, very true. And thank you a lot for sharing the link to LCTG's Montreal festival screenings! ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Oh, say hi to Omar for me. You're with Steevee on 'GM', eh? It's still in my queue. So, you think it's bonafide torture porn? I don't think I've ever seen anything deemed to be torture porn that I thought deserved that tag, so this should be interesting, or maybe not, ha ha. ** _Black_Acrylic, Nice mum. Very nice mum. ** Steevee, Well, yes, indeed, exactly. That's interesting about the received wisdom re: war films being largely (inherently?) pro-war. I'm not sure I understand that. Is it something as simple as the idea that the mere depiction of war indulges it? Or ... why is that? ** Étienne, Hi. Yeah, obviously Rome is quite a large city, but if you stay in the center/old part, which is what I always seem to do, it feels petit. I mean, you can easily walk from one end to the other end in about two hours at most. Curious. Amelia Rosselli ... hm, I don't think I know her work at all. I'll correct that asap. Thanks, man. What was your day today in Paris like? ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Well, no, thank you. I think people sometimes think these posts materialize just out of nowhere or something, which is understandable and even kind of nice in a weird way, but it does help me feel like doing this place is worth it whenever people acknowledge what I do, and the attention you pay to the posts really means a lot. Yeah, it's interesting how long it took for officialdom, so to speak, to begin supporting Eileen's work. I guess that's one of those things that writers should keep in mind -- that every writer's work finds 'success' at its own pace. I personally think it's better when 'legitimzation' happens cumulatively over time and not early out of the gate because it's very rare that an artist's fast success isn't due to some novelty type of interest or coincidental trend factor that has little to do with what the writer is actually doing. Or something. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. I think Ezra Miller is playing the superhero in some upcoming huge blockbuster franchise thing. I'm mostly pragmatic about the phone addiction thing. It's happening, and how much phones can do is compelling, and filling downtime with that fascination is understandable. I just think that, if you're with someone in the real, they should be the priority, not just out of politeness but also because real people are more mysterious and challenging and, well, the best. I guess my money disappears down the same drains as yours does. Except without the parking fees. And with more pastry costs. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, D. I'm, of course, familiar with Ligotti, but, strangely, I've read very little of his work. That's something I've long meant to correct. And I have a book of his here, so it's just a matter of pulling it out. I think I resist him a little because his own nihilist-type personal philosophy and non-fiction writings and vocal anti-natalism and stuff are not my thing whatsoever, and that puts me off him. But, yeah, so many people I respect respect his fiction, and I clearly need to know it. ** Right. End of the month. A whole bunch of slaves for you. Everything's right as rain. See you tomorrow.

Gig #87: Of late 26: Destroyer, Dj Richard, Endon, Emptyset, TodoTodo, Frog Eyes, Shampoo Boy, Dialect, Stephen O'Malley, RF x Visionist, Years of Abuse, Big Brave, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Loren Connors & Kim Gordon, Olivia Block, Venetian Snares

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DestroyerGirl in a Sling
'Poison Season feels like the yacht rock of its predecessor has been moved just inland, within sight of the water, but planted in an urban environment — specifically a classic version of Manhattan, one rooted in Broadway glitter and Times Square grime in equal portions. The lux saxophone that ran through Kaputt is joined by a whole flock of glam orchestral pieces, with Bejar’s characters treading the boards as if scored by Van Dyke Parks. And, true to form, characters recur, popping up in different songs but without a clear narrative. Destroyer delivers all of the flourish and drama of a big-stage production, but can’t be contained by the audience expectations that would come with it. The languid “Girl in a Sling” sighs and swoons, strings barely trailing Bejar’s vocals. That song, like most on the album and much of Bejar’s catalog, feels like a close-spoken conversation. “Girl I know what you’re going through/ I’m going there too,” he coos in that nasal, sympathetic way that only Bejar can.'-- Consequence of Sound






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Dj RichardNighthawk
'His beat-oriented work benefits from richness and subtlety. "Nighthawk", "Savage Coast", and "Bane", in particular, are examples of how to sculpt and layer relatively simple analog sounds so that they really sing. Richard's taste in synthesizers leans towards soft pads that beg you to sink into them, and he has a knack for contrasting those airy patches with tough, cutting drum hits that leave welts where they land. On "Nighthawk", a stretched and sandpapered wail in the background is both harsh and enveloping—a tactic that goes to the heart of the producer's keen sense of balance. He favors stuttering drum programming that suggests a mechanical kind of funk, and he is skilled at arranging contrapuntal lines into complicated but elegant orbits. Despite the outward simplicity of his productions, there's always something to tip their intensity levels subtly into the red. On "Screes of Gray Craig", it's the slight detuning of three or four separate synthesizer parts, so that they vibrate wildly in combination. And in the closing "Vampire Dub", a relaxing cut suffused in dreamy chords, it's the eerie, atonal bleating that burbles on like cosmic background radiation. Still, even at their most roiled, Grind's waters invite extended immersion. It's both one of the year's most sumptuous techno long-players and a masterful example of an unusual, bare-knuckled strain of ambient music.'-- Philip Sherburne






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EndonParricide Agent Service
'Endon are one of the most intense and chaotic bands to come out of Japan - and this is the country that gave us the likes of Hanatarash, World and The Gerogerigegege. Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago and I finally stumbled across a download on slsk, and.... This is fucked. Absolutely, unashamedly fucked. It's like twenty different bands were hired to soundtrack a day in the life of a paranoid schizophrenic, but they were all made to play at the same time. Sure enough there's elements of conventional hardcore, grindcore and black metal but for the most part it's buried under layers and layers of chaotic noise - which is not surprising given that Endon have two dedicated noise makers in addition to a vocalist, drummer and guitarist. The furious mish-mash of electronics squeals, blastbeats, screams and guitar noise are broken up on occasion by ambient noise and drone passages, but for the most part this is pure, unsettling chaos. With no traditional song structures to speak of, and an even more unconventional band structure - Endon revel in unpredictable, terrifying audio terrorism.'-- Fucked By Noise






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EmptysetSignal II
'Signal is an album that has no audience. For sure, it will have listeners, unwitting individuals who press “play” in good faith and who sincerely expect some appreciable form of edification, yet these quixotic souls will be completely unprepared for the abstractly encoded information that Emptyset have prepared for them. Recorded live in February at this year’s CTM Festival in Berlin, the Bristol duo’s latest offering is the upshot of transmitting radio waves from Berlin to Nauen to Issoudun (France) and then back to Berlin, and even though we can all nominally appreciate that these waves and the audio they constituted were altered en route in various ways by physical fluctuations in the ionosphere and solar radiation, it’s nigh-on impossible to decipher what exactly the resulting atmospheric shudderings mean on a specifically human level. Yet rather than divorce the album from all resonance or gravity, it’s precisely this illegibility that makes the pair’s ionic oscillations and solar drones so affecting.'-- Tiny Mix Tapes






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TodoTodoCompletamente De Rollo
'TODOTODO was a Technorchestra which emerged on the music stage at the beginning of the eighties, just when Techno movement was the dominant one in the European music framework. Although its influences were much wider, the three members in TT were absolutely committed to the contemporarity of Techno music language and its possibilities. Every third of the trio was, in itself, an open door towards creativity and each one was concerned with a different view of the same reality, to which, through different ways, they wanted to reach all together with every song they wrote. Francisco “Paco” García, in an impossible get-together with Truman Capote, Andy Warhol and Erik Satie, translated into numbers the stave graphology, almost in a cabalistic way. Pedro “Pequi” Vidal, between Nijinsky and Isadora Duncan learnt the discipline which gives pomp and circumstance to the mise-en-escène, the 'live'. Carmelo Hernández, not far from Debussy, spied with his binaculars, from a terrace in Montmartre, to 'The Queen Kelly'. Yes, they were three boys un peu compliqués.'-- Domestica






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Frog EyesRejoinders In a Storm
'Pickpocket’s Locket, written on an inherited acoustic guitar following the death of Mercer’s father, is an album instrumentally unlike almost anything Mercer has done in Frog Eyes. It feels warm, with pedal steel, piano, saxophone, violins. Mercer sings with the same fire, his words are of the same kind as always — that is, ornate, replete with names, highly symbolic, biblical — but like the instruments behind his voice, he seems somehow warmer, less thorny, less ascetic. While this warmth (after a Cold Spring?) is obvious, fans of Mercer’s wordplay will miss nothing here: more than ever, he can wrap poetry into melody, fit too many syllables into a line as if they belong there, until they do.'-- Fenestrix






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Shampoo BoyRiss
'The Vienna-based trio’s second LP to date, following 2013’s crushing BEB debut Licht, Crack finds Peter Rehberg (Editions Mego), Christina Nemec (comfortzone) and Christian Schachinger leaving behind the post-everything in search of their very own neo-something: a powerful alloy of extreme electroacoustic music, luminous ambience and the mineral fundaments of rock and black metal. As before, they’re staring down the void, but this time they’re looking beyond it, too, for the fissures and faultlines that might let some light in. ‘Riss’ considers what happens if you do get away, only to find your hiding-place isn’t quite as safe or secure as you had presumed it would be. A trap? Certainly you’re being watched. Slow, ceremonial downstrokes suggest a return to the vast and uncanny woodland landscape in which the events of Licht unfolded. This time, though, the city impinges and intrudes upon the scene of pastoral unease: Rehberg seems to be scanning the airwaves, picking up unintelligible snatches of conversation and machine noise. These mingle with nameless natural currents to create pernicious hybrid forms, which curl and ricochet about the stereo field. Subterranean bass tones, meanwhile, seem to reverberate from an ancient and appalling source. The accumulation of noise and energy across 12 minutes becomes unbearably suspenseful; a reckoning seems inevitable.'-- Blackest Ever Black






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DialectPerfume Creek
'Opening with the ominous sound of dog barks and sirens, Dialect progressively sets Gowanus Drifts apart with the introduction of free-jazz horns and synths that continually boil and churn. “Waterfront Epiphany” opens with a similar reference to the natural world in the sound of crashing water, before swelling with Reich-like synth arpeggios and vocal interjections that seemingly emanate from an otherworldly organism of pop music. Throughout the album, Dialect rejects dichotomies, as the analogue and the digital interact harmoniously. On “Wings,” for example, acoustic guitars rest side by side with sine tones, while organically evolving forms interplay with synthetic stutters elsewhere. Although no doubt galvanized by the toxic wasteland of South Brooklyn, Gowanus Drifts also represents the formation of utopian, inclusive public space — or at least an attempt to mirror a CGI artist impression of it.'-- Tiny Mix Tapes






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Stephen O'Malleylive @ Freakout Club
'Founder of Sunn O))), Khanate, Burning Witch, KTL, Gravetemple, Nazaronai and others; collaborator of musicians and bands such as Keiji Haino, Scott Walker, Jim O’Rourke, Boris, Ulver, Oren Ambarchi, Tim Hecker, coreographer Gisèle Vienne, sculptor Banks Violette and film director Alexis Destoop; was involved with the Southern Lord label and created Ideologic Organ – the list of his work goes on and on. Stephen O’Malley is one of experimental and exploratory music most respected father figures. A sound creator focused on detail, he has a unique way to become one with his guitar and his ominous wall of amplifiers; Stephen O’Malley delivers a solo performance that will flood the room with sub-bass sound pressure and hypnotic visuals.'-- Amplificasom






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RF x Visionist AW15 TRACK
'London-based accessories designer ROXANNE FARAHMAND takes her inspiration from East London youth culture, meshing her heavy metallic jewelry designs with racer aesthetics. Following her last presentation at Fashion East, which featured a group of Fast & Furious-looking youths hanging out in an open-top Mazda, she continues into this hyper-stylized territory with her A/W collection. For her A/W 2015 collection, she’s teamed up with video artist Kevin Bray to create a shifting 2D-to-3D world soundtracked by grime producer Visionist.'-- 032c






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Years of Abuse The Social Order
'Along with Will Drewry (guitar/vocals) and Blake Ford (bass/vocals), Kieran Brindley (ex-Bastions) is back with Years of Abuse. Drawing upon a wide palette of grind and metal, Y.O.A arrive at a blistering, modern sound that is relentlessly precise in its execution. From 50-second blast bombs such as ‘Avarice’ and ‘Birkenau’ to tightly-controlled mosh detonators like ‘Track Marks’, this is a band that sound psychotically focussed from the very first moment.' -- Holy Roar Records






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Big BraveOn The By - And - By And Thereon
'Big Brave's Au De La resists categorisation much more than it fits into one genre. The Montreal trio combines elements of Björk, Neurosis, The White Stripes, and Sunn O))) into a cohesive whole; but this whole is an ever evolving and challenging sonic mass. Although Au De La is far from an easy listen, it's also endlessly rewarding. 'On The By And By And Thereon' provides a jarring introduction to the LP. It begins with grating call-and-response guitars (the band doesn't have a bassist) that sound like two steel mills groaning to each other. As drummer Louis-Alexandre Beauregard joins with minimalistic tom abuse, Robin Wattie provides a juxtaposition to her atonal guitar work with melodically bounding vocals, which sound like a hybridisation between those of Kathleen Hanna and Björk. 'On The By And By And Thereon' makes a promise that Au De La fulfills ten times over.'-- The Quietus






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Lizzy Mercier DesclouxHard-boiled Babe
'Want to feel like you’ve wasted your life? Start by reading Vivien Goldman’s Press Color liner-notes bio of Lizzy Mercier Descloux. At 22 years of age, Descloux moved to New York during those chaotic years of the late 70s when the death throes of punk’s first wave were giving birth to its deformed children. Before the decade was over, she had roomed with Patti Smith, had a star-crossed affair with Richard Hell, and pumped out several releases on her long-time partner Michel Esteban’s too-cool-for-school label ZE Records. Descloux cut a bright and dashing figure in a scene that, even at this early stage of development, was already settling into a kind of monochromatic conformity. By the time Descloux put out her solo debut single “Fire”/”Mission Impossible,” ZE was well on its way to solidifying its identity around its patented mutant discoTM sound, thanks to artists like Cristina, Don Armando’s Second Avenue Rhumba Band, and Sympho-State — acts that blurred the lines between earnest homage and outright parody. Descloux’s comparatively Spartan and angular sound put her closer to lablemate James Chance, but where Chance’s music embodied menace and a dystopian vacuity, Descloux’s was animated by a sense of playful absurdity: nonsense lyrics, left-field covers (not one, but two reworkings of compositions from Lalo Schifrin’s Mission Impossible soundtrack, and buoyant dancefloor-ready beats.'-- Joe Hemmerling






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Loren Connors & Kim Gordon live @ Issue Project Room
'Ex–Sonic Youther Kim Gordon has staked out fresh creative territory following that band's dissolution, gigging frequently with Body/Head and readying a new memoir, Girl in a Band, due out in February. Expect heady abstraction here, as Gordon matches wits with riveting avant-blues guitar visionary Loren Connors.'-- Time Out






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Olivia Blocklive @ the Goethe Institut
'How exactly Olivia Block can signify an absence while presenting a continual stream of fuzz, hiss, echo, and pulsation is still something of an unexplained mystery, yet it nonetheless must have something to do with the blurriness and dimness of the tones she uses, their embodiment in soft edges and diluted borders. Throughout the 30 minutes of Aberration of Light, these borders remain permanently dissolved and faded, preventing the listener from ever outlining a clear image of their referent. Uncertain as to what they portray, this listener doesn’t experience anything definite in any definite way. Instead, she merely experiences her own inability to experience.'-- Simon Chandler






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Venetian SnaresBeside The Past By A Lake
'For about a decade beginning in the late '90s, Aaron Funk, better known as the producer Venetian Snares, was a restless creative force—dropping album after album of breakcore beats in a deluge that resulted in some of the decade’s most arresting electronic music. At his creative peak—arguably 2005's ambitious, classically-inspired Rossz Csillag Alatt Született—it wasn’t uncommon for Funk to issue several releases a year. But eventually, his output slowed to more human levels. Four years passed between 2010’s My So-Called Life and 2014’s My Love Is a Bulldozer and, in that time, Funk himself seemed to cede momentum to artists whose own sounds softened or refined parts of the one he helped create (Death Grips, Gobby, the Range, and the Vaporwave aesthetic all owe much to the road he paved).'-- Nathan Reese







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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I think so too. ** Damien Ark, Hi, Damien. Have a blast doing so, and please tell all about it. ** Steevee, Hi. Yeah, understood. I guess when I think of war movies, I immediately think of exceptions like 'The Thin Red Line', 'The Fog of War', etc., but I guess it takes more than the war itself to get me to see a war movie. I think the chems probably make getting slaughtered more fun or at least trippier? And, yes, there could be a big Weeknd influence going on there too. Well, I hope the hurricane is the usual overhyped not-much thing that hurricanes which reach New York seem to almost always be. ** Gary gray, HIYA to you too! Mm, don't know about Chicago. We only have until early next year to get the film shown in the US before the DVD comes out, so I'm not sure how much we can arrange before then. Would be great if we can, obviously. I'll ask the people who are trying to set that stuff up. Thanks about 'Zac's Control Panel', if that's what you mean. It's not a novel, though. So, if you mean 'ZCP', it would have to a trance short works collection? If so, no, it's not offensive in the slightest. Thank you, in fact. Thanks for all that love. I'll send you as much love as I can back. Wait, that'll take some concentration. Not to love, but to try to send it. Hold on. There, sent. ** Étienne, Hey, man! Oh, shit, you leave today? Time is way too speedy. That's funny, I stayed at some little hotel in Roissy-en-France when my flight got cancelled once. I don't remember it. Sleepy? Dude, I hope you'll keep commenting here while you're away from Paris. It was so awesome to meet you and get to know you. I'll keep Paris as comfy as one person can until you can get yourself ensconced here. Safe flight! Excellent in-flight movies and food! Love, me. ** Sypha, Hi, James. Thanks for pointing that out to Liquoredgoat. I'm virtually positive that the Penguin books will make a huge difference for Ligotti. Amazing, that. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie! Oh, I'm just very happy to see you! The door is always open and always flexible. Holy shit, no, I didn't know about that 1000 year-long gif project. Wow! As you must have already imagined, that's immensely exciting and interesting to me. I'll go read everything there is about that. Thank you so much! How are you? What's going on in the world in which you are situated? ** Thomas Moronic, Ahhhhh! Some total stunners in there, man. Thank you. My wowed-ness is inexpressible. Well, you know, nothing to be done about the silence. My philosophy about this place is that it will be what it will be, and I will observe and react mostly privately in accordance, or something. Thank you, dear T. ** Omar, Hey, Omar! Man, it's a very nice thing to get to see you and read your wordage. I hope you're having fun with Bill, and I can only assume so. Sweet, great, about the Eileen Myles stuff. Yep, you bet, totally. How the heck are you, sir? ** Misanthrope, Well, we know they can talk the talk, but can they walk the walk? So, they could technically be shy. There are really good non-blockbusters all the time, dude. Check your local listings or read Steevee's reviews. I just found out about a new, great-seeming pastry place yesterday. I'm going to sample its theoretically amazing wares today. And it's only two blocks from my apartment. And, yes, you should come back to Paris. ** Right. Today I am proposing a gig, a concert, an eclectic line-up of music makers, all for you. Consider it a boon, a head-scratcher, a nuisance, a golden opportunity, ... it's entirely up to you and only you. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on ... Tony Duvert Strange Landscape (1973)

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'Tony Duvert lived most of his life in his native France, where sexual boundary-pushing in literature has been de rigeur since the Marquis de Sade’s cum-drenched epics of the 18th century. Duvert’s early novels were deemed by publishers too taboo for the public trough, and were printed in extremely limited editions, selling in the mere hundreds. But by the mid-70s, when the French literary and political establishment was in an especially liberal mood, he finally achieved widespread recognition, winning the prestigious Prix Medicis in 1973 for his fifth novel, Paysage du Fantasie. Translated into English as Strange Landscape, it has remained, unsurprisingly, out-of-print since its initial release by Grove Press in 1976. It is easily Duvert’s most difficult and troubling book, for stylistic reasons (the text is free of punctuation) as well as its often-grotesque themes—the story concerns a bizarre, nightmarish brothel where young boys are tied to chairs with pegs shoved up their asses. That sort of thing might have won prizes in France, but American critics were less impressed—one reviewer described the book as an indecency... a kind of mucous finger-painting.

'With his prize-money, Duvert moved to Morocco, that time-tested haven for intellectual pederasts—writers such as Paul Bowles and William Burroughs had already cemented its reputation as a boy-lovers’ paradise. His next novel, based on his experiences in North Africa, was published in 1974 as Journal D’un Innocent (Diary of an Innocent). More accessible than Strange Landscape but just as disquieting, Diary of an Innocent recounts the narrator’s numerous sexual encounters with street-boys and teenage hustlers in an unnamed (presumably Moroccan) city. The theme was not especially new—as early as 1902, French literary giant Andre Gide was writing of his erotic dalliances with North African youths—but, as critic Wayne Kostenbaum notes, Duvert went “further, filthier, faster.” I always write completely naked, and I never wash first, goes a sneering Duvert maxim.

'Duvert's views on youth sexuality soon fell out of favor, and he gradually drifted toward total anonymity, dying broke and alone in a remote French village. By the time of his death, however, his work was beginning to be rediscovered—MIT's influential Semiotext(e) imprint published his bitter polemic Good Sex Illustrated in 2007, followed by Diary of an Innocent in 2010. Not all of Duvert’s work is destined for exhumation; his 1978 novel When Jonathan Died, for instance, the story of a love affair between a thirty year-old man and an eight year-old boy, is not likely to be plucked from obscurity. Nevertheless, he’s found champions among literary tastemakers like Dennis Cooper and Bruce Benderson, and Diary of an Innocent has been stocked by corporate behemoths like Barnes and Noble.'-- Liam


'That the polemical French novelist and diatribist Tony Duvert’s death in his sixties of natural causes last summer went unnoticed is an understatement. By the time Duvert’s dessicated body was finally discovered at his home by French authorities in August, the process of decomposition had been underway for at least a month. The writer’s neighbors had noticed something amiss: not a smell but a sign of negligence, the overflowing mailbox outside his house, which had not been emptied for weeks.

'This combination of neglect and excessiveness is surprisingly apt. Not only had Duvert been living in seclusion for some twenty years in the remote Vendôme village of Thoré-la- Rochette, but on the French literary scene he had long been forgotten. Indeed, he might as well have been dead. Censored in the 1960s, as Anne Simonin notes, and published only thanks to the transgressive editorial strategy of the Editions de Minuit, Duvert’s works had seen the light of day and garnered considerable critical acclaim in the 1970s. But they had all but disappeared from the public eye in the decades thereafter. Despite having authored some dozen works of fiction, two lengthy essays, and having received France’s prestigious Prix Médicis in 1973 for his novel Paysage de fantaisie (Strange Landscape), the aggressively homosexual writer, a self-proclaimed “pedhomophile” has long been excluded from histories of contemporary literature. This is partially due to the relatively modest sales of his works and no doubt also to the author’s reclusiveness. Yet it owes more probably to the general marginalization of homosexual writing in France and most likely to Duvert’s perceived outrageousness, his showcasing of the space of “conflicting anxieties and desires” that Victoria Best points out is the image of the child in contemporary culture. Because, as Jean-Claude Guillebaud observes, pedophilia is not only defended in Duvert’s texts but is at their very heart, because Duvert therefore plays with fire, the author’s literary profile has, as a result, more or less been erased: in the 1980s his corpus became “clandestine”.

'There have to date, for instance, been no full-fledged university-level studies of Duvert’s œuvre, which his death last year conveniently defined, essentialized, and contained. The two extant studies of Duvert’s novel Récidive (Repeat Offender), which was first published in 1967 then rewritten and 1 republished in a much shorter version nine years later , the study of the male hunter in Duvert’s 2 works  the English translation Good Sex Illustrated by Bruce Benderson last year of Duvert’s 1974 indictment of sex education in France, Le Bon sexe illustré, his rageful pointing at the “strangulation of pleasure by capitalist shackles”, and Simonin’s own examination of Duvert’s works through the lens of publishing history all promise to change this: to create the critical momentum necessary to bring to Duvert’s prose the overdue—albeit posthumous—attention it warrants and thereby finally to salvage his literary legacy.'-- BG Kennelly


'The writer Tony Duvert, 63, was discovered dead on Wednesday, August 20, at home, in the small village of Thoré-la-Rochelle (Loir-et-Cher). He had been dead for about a month. An investigation has been started, but he appears to have died of natural causes. Tony Duvert had not published any books since 1989. He had been almost forgotten, and yet, he left a mark on his time—the 1970s—by the extreme freedom that he demonstrated in both his writings and his life, by his unique tone of coarseness and grace, by the rhythm of his sentence, often without punctuation, carried along by only the movement of desire—capable, as people believed then, of changing the world.

'Born in 1945, Tony Duvert was an outlaw, he felt himself banned—the title of one of his first books, published in 1969 by Minuit, which will remain his publisher. But the music, at once rough and refined, of his prose lent all the nocturnal strolls and excursions of a man who loved men the look of a funereal odyssey, of an almost mythical promenade by the sheer strangeness and solitude of the darkest city neighborhoods.

'In Le Voyageur (The Traveler) (1970), with a feeling of free fall and absence to himself, Tony Duvert lets old images encircle him. In the countryside drowned by winter and rain, the ghosts of Karim (killed by his mother), Daniel (the adolescent whom the narrator teaches to write), André, Pierre, and Patrick, deprived, lost, went searching in the fog for a gentleness and a justice that the world denies them.

'It is perhaps in order to welcome them that Tony Duvert wrote this Paysage de fantaisie (Landscape of Fantasy), awarded the Prix Médicis in 1973 [published by Grove in 1976 as Strange Landscape]. In a whorehouse-orphanage, the boarders embrace all the whims of the moment, without taboo, look, or reproach. In this book there is a kind of amoral jubilation and ferocious joy. And, in the jostling of grammar, gestures, and scenes, in the transport of the unique sentence, a challenge to every literary and ethical convention. In his almost childlike joy, this was how Duvert forgot that he was an adult, perhaps even that he was a writer.'-- Respectance



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Further

Tony Duvert @ Wikipedia
Tony Duvert @ Semiotext(e)
Tony Duvert @ Les Editions de Minuit
'Pedophile as Paragon? Or (Mis)Representing Motherhood in Tony Duvert’s Quand mourut Jonathan'
'A propos de Tony Duvert'
'Tombeau pour Tony Duvert'
'Duvert est mort. Vive Duvert.'
'"The trace (of the book,) left in life by an enigmatic experience,” Part 2'
Tony Duvert @ goodreads
'L'ÎLE ATLANTIQUE, TONY DUVERT'
'TONY DUVERT, LE CORPS DÉLIVRÉ'
'Diary of an Innocent' reviewed @ Frieze



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Interview, 1979



Libération: L’Île atlantique est un roman où il y a une coupure très nette entre le monde des adultes et le monde des enfants ; mais il n’y a pas ce qu’il y avait dans tes autres romans, ce pont amoureux entre les deux mondes. Là, ils sont totalement séparés, en guerre même, très violemment, à la façon d’unSigne de piste qui aurait tourné au sang.

Tony Duvert: Il n’y a pas de personnage pédophile dans ce livre. Mais il n’y a personne non plus qui fasse l’amour. Il n’y a pas du tout d’érotisme ; il n’y a pas du tout de relations réussies entre les gens. J’ai éliminé d’abord le pédophile : tous ceux qu’il m’est arrivé de rencontrer jusqu’à présent m’ont paru des gens insupportables, qui étaient peut‑être encore pire que les parents et ça tient sans doute à ce que, lorsqu’on parle de perversion, on parle de personnes identifiables ; comme il y a des gros, des maigres, des bossus et des gens qui ne le sont pas, il y a des pédophiles. Or, pour moi, la pédophilie est une culture ; il faut que ce soit une volonté de faire quelque chose de cette relation avec l’enfant. S’il s’agit simplement de dire qu’il est mignon, frais, joli, bon à lécher partout, je suis bien entendu de cet avis, mais ce n’est pas suffisant… Certes, on peut créer des relations sauvages tout à fait personnelles ; mais il n’est pas question de se contenter de relations sauvages si on a affaire à des enfants. Il est indispensable que les relations soient culturelles ; et il est indispensable qu’il se passe quelque chose qui ne soit ni parental, ni pédagogique. Il faut qu’il y ait création d’une civilisation.

Quand j’écrivais par exemple Jonathan, je montrais déjà un pédophile qui ne peut pas établir une véritable relation avec un enfant ; lui, Jonathan a une relation de pure passivité avec l’enfant, il a une espèce de lieu où l’enfant existe, et il ne peut pas faire davantage. Beaucoup de gens auraient voulu un personnage de pédophile plus romantique, plus actif.

Ce qu’on pouvait faire de mieux avec l’enfant, c’était, pour moi, de s’abstenir. Et L’Île Atlantique est encore plus pessimiste.

L: Il y a quelque chose de frappant dans Jonathan. C’est cette mère qui me paraît le prototype même de la mère moderne. Comme dans L’Île atlantiqueil y a un certain effacement des pères ; on a très nettement l’impression que le vrai ressort de la répression familiale, c’est la mère.

TD: Absolument. Je vais dire quelque chose de très désagréable : c’est même pas la mère, c’est vraiment la femme que je vise. La femme en tant qu’enseignante, en tant que personne qui a un droit exclusif sur les petits enfants, dans les nurseries, à l’école maternelle, et de façon générale dans toutes les écoles communales (il y a une immense majorité d’institutrices, il n’y a pratiquement pas un mec). On peut dire qu’un enfant jusqu’à l’âge de douze‑treize ans ne voit que des femmes ; il vit dans les femmes. Il y a une sorte de matriarcat qui domine l’impubère. Et de ce point de vue là, ce livre, L’Île atlantique, est un livre contre les femmes. Pas du tout un livre antiféministe, bien au contraire : un livre contre les rôles sociaux de la femme. Les rôles sociaux par rapport à l’enfant, par rapport à la famille en général.

Et je ne veux pas qu’on appelle misogynie la guerre contre les fliquesses et contre les kapos femelles, ça n’a aucun rapport…

L: On ne voit guère d’autres femmes dans tes romans. À part des seins qui tombent et des cotonnades trop serrées, des odeurs de salami…

TD: Ce n’est pas de ma faute si les mères sont presque toujours imbuvables et insupportables… S’il existait un tribunal de Nuremberg pour les crimes de paix, il faudrait y faire passer neuf mères sur dix. Je n’y peux rien.

L: Tu sais qu’il y a beaucoup de pédophiles qui « s’arrangent » avec les mères ; je veux dire qu’il y a traditionnellement un terrain d’entente avec les mères, celles‑ci étant plus ou moins amoureuses du pédophile, et le pédophile, lui, faisant plus ou moins semblant d’entretenir une ambiguïté là‑dessus.

TD: Le pédophile qui accepte ce genre de choses est obligé d’accepter tout, il est obligé de trahir l’enfant à longueur de journée. C’est une solution impossible. Il faut toujours montrer patte blanche. Il faut prouver à la mère qu’on est un partenaire digne pour l’enfant, il faut montrer qu’on a des relations avec l’enfant aussi stériles que par exemple une éducatrice. Et c’est dans la mesure où on montre qu’il ne va rien se passer, qu’on va le rendre exactement tel qu’on l’a pris, que la mère veut bien.

Mais ce qui peut être exemplaire comme relation, ce sont les relations dont je parlais dans Le Journal d’un innocent. Et celles‑là se passaient, précisément, sans parents. Du moins, sans parents dans le cerveau de l’enfant. L’enfant qui était libre pendant quelques heures ou pendant une nuit, ou pendant quelques nuits, pendant ce temps‑là virait complètement sa famille. Il avait deux cultures : une pour le pédo, et une autre pour ses parents. Et les petits Français n’ont pas du tout ça.

L: Toute « activité pédophilique », toutes les relations amoureuses avec les enfants se passent à l’insu des parents, et y compris de l’enfant parental lui‑même. Mais ce qui étonne, c’est la transformation des ruses traditionnelles de pédophilie, en une espèce de déclaration de guerre officielle, à la mère en particulier ; et avec cette violence. Parce que ça va pas très loin de l’appel au meurtre…

TD: La guerre contre les mères, je pense en effet qu’il faut la faire ; qu’il faut s’intéresser à ce côté très particulier de la société contemporaine où les enfants, pendant les douze premières années de leur vie, sont élevés sous vide avec des individus asexués, des espèces de fourmis ouvrières. Et il y a une guerre à mener, non pas contre les femmes en particulier, contre des mères ou contre des mémères, mais simplement une guerre contre les droits culturels exclusifs de la famille, de plus en plus refilés à cette espèce de sous‑produit humain en quoi les femmes sont changées. Et je dis que dans la mesure où la vie en société m’intéresse, je souhaiterais que les gens qui vont devenir adultes soient en contact avec des êtres moins infirmes que ceux qu’on a transformés en femmes.

L: Ce qui aboutit très concrètement à ceci, c’est qu’il faut retirer les enfants aux femmes.

TD: Absolument. En tout cas, il faut empêcher que les femmes aient un droit exclusif sur les enfants, ça c’est sûr. Il ne s’agit même plus qu’il y ait des relations sexuelles ou qu’il n’y en ait pas. Je connais un enfant et si la mère est opposée aux relations que j’ai avec lui, ce n’est pas du tout pour des histoires de bite, c’est avant tout parce que je le lui prends. Pour des histoires de pouvoir, oui.

Autrement dit, elles se prennent une poupée et se la gardent.

L: Il y a eu une évolution très nette dans ce que tu as écrit dans L’Île atlantiqueen particulier, mais déjà dans Jonathan vers la transformation de ce combat contre les mères en tant que pouvoir abusif en une forme de misogynie généralisée. Cette fois‑ci, il n’est plus seulement question du pouvoir que la femme exerce sur l’enfant, mais de l’objet femme elle‑même en tant qu’elle te dégoûte.

TD: Je suis pas du tout d’accord, c’est complètement faux. Dans L’Île atlantique, j’ai supprimé toute espèce de personnage de pédophile, même d’homosexuel. Tandis que Jonathan montrait une rivalité amoureuse entre un pédo et une mère. Là, je ne montre pas les mères par rapport au pédophile, je les montre par rapport à l’enfant. Je les laisse vraiment en tête à tête. Et les réactions que j’ai observées à la lecture de ce livre montrent que mes mères atroces, mes mères dégoûtantes sont excessivement vraisemblables. Elles le sont d’autant plus que personnellement, en tant qu’écolier, en tant que lycéen, j’en ai connu au kilo (à la tonne peut‑être, je sais pas comment il faut dire) et j’ai pas du tout l’impression d’avoir exagéré.

L: Dans Jonathan par exemple, le père était faible et en quelque sorte un peu à la traîne de la répression maternelle. C’est d’ailleurs une analyse intéressante d’une évolution contemporaine de l’éducation…

TD: L’enfant, dans la mesure où il est de plus en plus entre les mains des femmes, tend à devenir l’objet sexuel de la femme, et on le voit parfaitement bien dans ses habitudes corporelles, dans tout ce qu’on lui apprend. Il tend à devenir une espèce de poupée, de poupée vivante ; mais ceci précisément parce qu’il n’a aucune espèce de relation sociale digne de ce nom.

Les enfants les uns avec les autres se taisent. Les seuls enfants qui ont encore des relations sociales, c’est ceux qui appartiennent à des classes sociales où tout le monde travaille et ou on a le droit d’être dans la rue. Alors ceux‑là se voient encore un peu les uns les autres, mais c’est déjà dégradé…

Si j’ai éliminé de L’Île atlantique les personnages de pédophiles, j’ai aussi éliminé les relations réussies entre enfants. On n’en voit pas. Je montre que c’est loupé, que ça ne peut pas marcher parce qu’il n’y a pas de modèle culturel pour que ces relations soient réussies.

T: Dans ton œuvre, d’une série de romans qui ont enchanté notre jeune âge, qui étaient Paysage de fantaisie ou Récidive, on évolue peu à peu vers un climat de plus en plus noir. Ça dévient carrément misanthropique.

TD: Déjà, dans Jonathan, l’adulte accepte tout, le meilleur et la pire, parce que ce gamin que je montre est quand même un peu chiant, pas du tout un gentil enfant pour pédophile. Une des choses qui font que les pédophiles m’agacent, c’est l’enfant stéréotypé qui leur plaît. C’est l’enfant des pubs pour slips dans Elle et dans Marie‑Claire. Un premier communiant un peu pervers…

L: Tu critiques l’enfant de famille, l’enfant des pédophiles, mais l’enfant que tu aimes, toi, comment est‑il ?

TD: J’arrive à le construire, en le trouvant a peu près crédible, c’est le personnage de Julien dans L’Île atlantique, un anarchiste enfant qui ne connaît qu’une solution à des problèmes qu’il a l’air de comprendre bien mieux que nous, et la solution c’est la désertion. Il prend le maquis.

L: Il part tout seul.

TD: Il part tout seul, oui. Il a plus ou moins tripoté à gauche et à droite. Ça lui plaît pas, il a tout à fait raison et ensuite il part tout seul. Ce qui n’est pas possible, bien sûr. Comme il y a un suicide dans Jonathan qui n’est pas pensable, qui n’est pas imaginable. Il existe des gosses de dix ans qui se suicident, mais on n’en voit pas qui se suicident par amour.

L: Tu parlais du fait que les femmes les traitent comme des poupées, par exemple, tu sais que c’est une chose qu’on dit souvent à propos des pédophiles.

TD: Certes, et je le disais tout à l’heure, les pédophiles ont les mêmes enfants que les femmes. C’est ça que je n’aime pas et de ce point de vue‑là je me désolidarise entièrement de la pédophilie telle que je la vois. Je reste entièrement solidaire des combats contre. Il est évident qu’il faut s’occuper d’un combat contre les lois, contre les institutions. Mais sûrement pas pour la pédophilie. Le combat à mener, c’est pour que l’État et la sexualité n’aient plus le moindre rapport. Que vraiment il n’existe plus un État, il n’existe plus une institution qui ait rapport avec 1a sexualité. Et, à mon avis, dans cet état de liberté supposé, les situations sexuelles que nous connaissons deviennent impensables. Et les personnages que nous connaissons comme partenaires sexuels ou comme victimes quel que soit leur âge et quels que soient leurs goûts deviennent impensables aussi. Mais je ne veux pas défendre la sexualité actuelle d’un pédophile, ou d’un homo, ou d’un hétéro, ou d’un homme ou d’une femme. À mon avis ce sont des sous‑produits d’une étatisation de la sexualité.

Un enfant est un être un milliard de fois plus artificiel, il est au service d’artifices un million de fois plus simples que ceux d’un adulte. Un pédophile qui aime vraiment les gosses devrait se rendre compte qu’il a affaire à une marionnette. Il ne peut pas la libérer. Il n’y a aucun moyen ; ou alors il risque dix ans de taule. Et ma foi c’est un risque que tout le monde ne court pas. De ce point de vue‑là, je suis romancier. Je tiens à être romancier plutôt qu’essayiste. Si je peux être univoque, c’est l’omniscience, là tout devient possible. Mais par rapport à une sorte d’Armée du Salut de la liberté sexuelle, il est évident que ce que je dis est insupportable.

L: Si tu penses qu’il n’y a aucune possibilité de relation enfant‑adulte qui débouche sur quelque chose…

TD: Je ne dis pas qu’il n’y a aucune possibilité. Au fond les questions que vous posez tiennent au fait que vous avez une idéologie du couple. Or moi je n’en ai pas. Et la solution évidente à ce que je raconte, ce serait le groupe. C’est le groupe d’enfants, avec des adultes, sans rapports de hiérarchie et donc sans rapports amoureux non plus, au sens mythologique du mot. Et si on me dit qu’il y a des relations de couple enfant‑adulte qui sont réussies, ça n’est pas intéressant.

On a affaire à deux réalités de l’enfance : à des groupes d’enfants entre eux, tu en montres : ce sont les bandes, sous différents noms. Et d’autre part, à des couples. À un couple généralisé, le couple mère‑enfant, et à des couples rares qui sont des couples pédophile‑enfant. Et ce dernier couple devient une valeur positive en soi, ce qui est absurde. Mais, par ailleurs, il y a dans l’existence du groupe enfantin tel que tu le représentes, une fermeture, une ségrégation, une hiérarchie interne…

Mais je montre soigneusement que ces groupes sont ratés. Les bandes que je mets en scène sont complètement dissociées, ce sont des êtres qui fabriquent une espèce d’embryon de sociabilité entre eux, alors que précisément ils n’ont aucun moyen de le faire. Ce sont des gosses qui font une bande parce qu’ils ne peuvent pas être seuls.

L: Finalement, tu les préfères seuls.

TD: Je les préfère solitaires, oui.

L: Michel dans Récidive, c’est déjà un solitaire.

TD: Oui c’est une manie chez moi. Certes, dons Paysage de Fantaisie, ce sont des groupes d’enfants, c’est déjà quelque chose de différent, ce sont des groupes d’enfants parmi lesquels se trouve le narrateur, la personne qui parle… C’est un roman métaphysique, Paysage de Fantaisie. Mais à partir de ce machin autobiographique qui s’appelle Le Journal d’un innocent, je m’intéresse de plus en plus à ce que les choses que j’écris puissent être entendues. Je veux dire démarginalisées. Autrement dit, écrivant des choses qui par elles‑mêmes se sont tout à fait marginalisées par l’idéologie, qu’au moins leur mode d’expression soit tel que ça circule. Le classique en littérature a une efficacité parfaite. Il est nécessaire, il est indispensable pour les choses extrêmement simples, que j’ai, non pas à affirmer, mais à faire discuter par d’autres que moi.

L: À partir du Journal d’un innocent, un côté avant‑gardiste a disparu de ta manière d’écrire.

TD: Il y a eu dans les années où j’ai commencé à écrire une idéologie de l’écriture héroïque et prophétique, qui impliquait qu’on invente ses propres moyens d’expression du moment qu’on avait quelque chose à soi à raconter. C’est une idéologie qui a d’ailleurs la peau dure, qui produit même des choses encore très intéressantes. Quand Je lis une écriture comme celle de Guyotat, qui tend à être de plus en plus fermée sur elle‑même, qui tend à dire « je crée entièrement ma langue », je n’y crois plus pour moi‑même. Je 1’ai fait, oui. Mais mon but a changé, il est devenu beaucoup plus politique, recherche d’une action sur autrui. Mais une action en tant que romancier.

L: Il y a une chose très nette dans l’écriture de L’Île atlantique, c’est stylistiquement très proche d’une écriture naturaliste de la fin du XIXe siècle : le style indirect abondant, la description, l’usage du passé simple et de l’imparfait… Il y a un style pseudo‑réaliste…

TD: Pseudo, effectivement, parce qu’il est caricatural, un peu forcé… Je n’ai pas précisément ce qu’on appelle une écriture spontanée, ce que je fais est excessivement délibéré. Et si j’ai envie d’écrire l’année prochaine une parodie deLa Princesse de Clèves, j’écrirai une parodie de La Princesse de Clèves. Je me fous complètement de ce qu’on pensera d’un point de vue littéraire, parce que pour ce qui est de la littérature je maîtrise mon instrument et j’en fais ce que je veux ; exactement comme un pianiste a le droit de jouer aussi bien du Scarlatti que du Boulez.

L: Néanmoins, les écritures dont tu as parlé, prophétiques, dans lesquelles le moyen se remettait en cause, peu importe les mots qu’on emploiera, ont toujours été profondément ennuyeuses. Or il se trouve que tu es peut‑être le seul, avec Pinget dans L’Inquisitoire, chez qui le style « Nouveau roman » était totalement naturel, et précisément pas du tout avant‑gardiste ni prophétique. C’est dommage de perdre ça…

TD: Encore une fois, si j’ai besoin de moyens qu’on peut appeler traditionnels, c’est parce que je parle d’autres choses. Ce ne sont plus du tout les mêmes sortes d’individus ; les mêmes sortes de personnages, les mêmes sortes de situations. Et à chaque chose ses moyens. Il est impossible de mettre en scène comme je l’ai fait des petites familles bourgeoises, petites‑bourgeoises, ouvrières, paysannes, etc., tout ça ensemble dans le même paquet, en écrivant comme j’ai écritInterdit de séjour, par exemple. Ça n’est pas faisable. Mais je les ai pas brûlés, mes bouquins d’avant. ils sont là enfin, pourquoi en faudrait‑il en plus ? Il y a des très bons romanciers qui se sont contentés d’écrire deux ou trois livres dans leur vie. Moi c’est mon onzième bouquin, je commence à avoir besoin d’une certaine diversité. Pourquoi faudrait‑il que je fasse des duplicata ?

L: Tu prépares un livre ?

TD: Oui, je prépare un gros livre que j’appelle La Ronde de nuit, et qui, lui, réintroduit en force l’homosexualité et la pédophilie. J’essaie de montrer ce que j’ai été moi‑même, c’est à dire un homosexuel ayant une vie sexuelle très précoce. Je prends mon bambin quand j’ai commencé moi‑même, à sept‑huit ans. Je vais le tirer, si j’ai le courage, jusque vers seize ans, le suivre enfin, le traîner, je sais pas comment appeler ça. Et il va sans dire que ce mini‑pédé va être un individu effroyablement malheureux, ce qui me plaît beaucoup d’avance. Et je tiens à faire ce livre comme un Guy des Cars, pour un public comme le sien, pour leur donner envie de lire l’histoire d’un enfant pédé.

L: Tu as l’air de beaucoup tenir à cette idée de popularisation.

TD: C’est indispensable. Quand un type passe en justice pour des affaires des mœurs, on lui parle avec la langue Guy des Cars, c’est avec cette langue‑là qu’il faut se battre. C’est dans cette langue‑là qu’il faut se faire comprendre. Tant qu’on n’arrive pas à traduire dans cette langue‑là, on n’a rien fait. On s’est exprimé, peut‑être, mais on a rien fait. Il y a une idéologie encore trop grande de l’écriture comme écriture littéraire. Moi je parle d’écriture‑communication, ce qui suppose par conséquent que pour se faire comprendre largement il faut renoncer à beaucoup de choses. Beaucoup de choses dont on a besoin, en quelque sorte pour soi‑même. Il faut passer par dessus. C’est une écriture‑sacrifice, pas une écriture de facilité.



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Tony Duvert Strange Landscape
Grove Press

'An indecency, Strange Landscape is a kind of mucous finger-painting about the auto-and-homoerotic activities of a group of boys taken to a strange house (loosely identified as a ""chateau"" here in ""possibly Brittany"") where they spend the hours sodomizing and being sodomized, cheek to cheek. Their names (Claude, Lulu, etc.) are as interchangeable as their flexible parts be they aperture or appendage. Among the clean words which reappear with engorging tedium are pus, piss, and putrid. The dirty words--and Duvert is given to lallocropia--are unrepeatable. The book was awarded one of those indistinguishably meaningless prizes--the Medicis--in 1973 but there are more French literary prizes than in any resort hotel Bingo game. Except for the lack of punctuation (sauf the question mark) and the three or four empty spaces which serve no useful purpose (did not these devices date from the '50's?) it is hard to justify Le Monde's claim that Duvert ""transforms our notion of novelistic time."" He just ""shoots his load"" in the first chapter which leaves you nothing to look forward, or in the interest of geographical accuracy, bum-backward to.'-- Kirkus Reviews (1967)


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p.s. Hey. If anyone would like a scanned version of 'Strange Landscape', a la the excerpt in the post, in the form of three pdfs, email me at dcooperwebgmail.com. ** James, Hi. I have read some Lucia Berlin, and I liked what I've read, yes. I should do a post on her stuff, come to think of it. Love back. ** Damien Ark, Hi, Damien. New Snares is pretty tasty. I'll check out the Abyssal and Tempel straight away, thank you. And maybe even the new Steven Wilson too, ha ha. I like a challenge, nes pas? ** David Ehrenstein, Sir. I need to see 'Grandma'. Who was just saying that I need to see that? In addition to you, I mean. Someone also trustworthy, I can't remember who. I'm one of those fairly rare, I think, people who think 'Full Metal Jacket' is Kubrick's worst film by far. ** Sypha, Me neither until I read some rave-y things about the new one. It's fun. ** Thomas, Hi, Thomas! Very, very nice to see you! How are you, man? Ha ha, I knew you were going to click me over to the new Ricked Wicky. I must be psychic. Yeah, awesome track and pretty fucking good video too even. Pollard stays God! Take care, buddy. ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, Aaron! I'm really happy to see you! And I've been excited about the arrival into the world of 'Crazy House'! How was the screening? Yeah, Zac and I are pretty stoked about getting into FNC. Japan! You lucky, lucky dude. Why? Well, why not? I miss Japan big time. I don't know about 'Inside Out'. Our producer/distributor people do all the choosing and submitting, and they very often don't tell us what's going on, which is a bad story for another time. Well, I not only would want but might even kind of beg for a link to see 'Crazy House'. You still have my email? If not, it's at the top of the p.s. Thanks a billion for offering that. I'll check the FNC schedule and see if we'll be lucky enough to be there when those recommended films show. We're only there for the two days of our screenings. Hope so. Everyone, Aaron Mirkin, extremely fine filmmaker and d.l. in these parts, has a new short film just now making its world debut. You can see the trailer for it, and you really, really should. Just click this. It's called 'House Crazy'. Plus, the film is written by the superb writer Lonely Christopher, an author in my Little House on the Bowery series. Yes! ** _Black_Acrylic, Cool, awesome, glad the gig made a mark. Thanks. Yeah, I read that Myles thing yesterday. She's all over the place right now. It's so nice. ** Brendan, Hi, B. Wow, neither conservative nor academic sprang to mind, terms-wise, re: your paintings, nor do they suddenly seem apt now that their possibility has been raised, nope. I think you can deep-six that idea. If you ask me. Where is the big commissioned piece going to be? Is it public, private, a weird combo? I heard about the Dodgers. Yeah, good news, sorry, even though I didn't follow them at all this year. Just totally missed the whole baseball season. Damn. I'm sorry. Hope so about LA, but I don't know. We have super narrow windows between the new Gisele/me piece playing in Paris and the Montreal Film Festival 'LCTG' gig and then another 'LCTG' gig in Berlin. Trying. Ugh. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi and heads up, Jamie! I spent way too much time in the grand scheme of my busy things yesterday looking into that 1000 year gif with eyes as wide as a two year-old's, or even a one year-old's maybe. Congrats and awesome about the classes and the schooling restart! And the music making! Wow, I would obviously love to hear any of those tracks when you get them to your satisfaction point, and if the public gets invited. I'm real good, extremely busy, but really good. I guess you'll get to see our film, if you want, at the latest when the DVD supposedly comes out early next year. Really glad you liked the gig too. Yeah, very nice to have you back here! ** Steevee, I am too, about the later LMD reissues. My memory tells me that 'Press Color' was the best of her records, but I'm looking forward to have that idea potentially revised. News over here has the hurricane not being much of a threat. Hope not. ** Schizoscription, Hi! Nice to meet you. I am meeting you, right? Great to see you here either way. Thanks. Yeah, TMT and The Wire are probably my main sources for new music discoveries. And The Quietus a little. Well, thank you for the profound interest in Kathy's and my stuff. That's exciting and an honor. Avital is the best. She's just great, writing-wise and personally. That's so cool that she taught 'Try'. That performance thing you did sounds super interesting. Did you record it, and will you share it somewhere, if so? Obviously, I would like to get to know your work, if it's possible. Yeah, just thanks really lot for all the kinds words. Definitely would be very cool if you want to hang out here and talk any old time. ** Misanthrope, Two! Not bad! Next time you're here, you gotta hit L'éclair de génie. Their eclairs are insane. And the shop is dangerously just down the street from me. Do you not do Netflix? ** Bill, Thanks, man. Oh, I have no idea where that gif came from. I don't think it was from a movie. I think it was from some instructional site that teaches people how to restart dead people's hearts and stuff like that. Less grueling = whoopee! As does seeing Kevin read. I'm kind of excited because Nuit Blanche is tomorrow night, and even though it doesn't look to be the most stellar Nuit Blanche ever by any means, it's always fun galore. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Cool, very glad that the gig was insinuating. I have in fact been thinking a lot about my text novel lately. I haven't actually cracked it because, as soon as I do, I won't want to work on anything else, and I am utterly beset with stuff right now, mainly co-writing the puppet show TV series' 3-part pilot for Gisele. I think as soon as that's a done deal, I'll get to. I think I'll be without writing assignments for a bit. I'm dying to. Basically right now I'm trying to think through this problem that arose in it and stopped me dead. I'm trying to rethink that and figure out how to move on. But, yes, I'm getting increasingly antsy to work on it. Thank you a lot for asking, man. ** Okay. I spotlight Tony Duvert's great, nigh impossible to find-and-read in English novel 'Strange Landscape' today. Like I said, if you want to read it in a not ideal way via three pdfs, I can hook you up. See you tomorrow.

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I've tried 'Full Metal Jacket' a few times, and every time it seems very fuzzy and imprecise, and I've never been able to figure out where Kubrick is trying to come from in that film. I know he had full control of it, but it always feels like he didn't to me. Weird. I like 'EWS', orgy included. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. Semiotext(e) has published a few of Duvert's books in English, all extremely good. Your theory on the title sounds right, and I think Grove was trying to locate the book inside the vogue for experimental French literature with a 'hard', 'trippy' edge that they were concentrating on putting out at that point in the early '70s, and the toughening up and existential-izing of the title might have to do with that too. Crazy the difference between then and now. Never in a million years, would I ... Etc. ** Sypha, Hi. I haven't read Poppy in ages. I should repost that very old PZB Day I did here years ago. Has he quit writing entirely? Poppy was always really kind of about my work. We used to correspond quite a bit for a while around and just-pre- 'Exquisite Corpse'. Ha, I have no idea what that means about the announcement on my blog telling anyone everything they need to know, but that's very funny. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie. 'A nice oblique eighties computer game vibe': totally, nice. My Friday was ... hm, let me think. I think I mostly only worked on stuff, this and that, all day. And figured out what area (the 8th and 18th arr.) of Nuit Blanche I want to explore tonight. And wandered briefly about. So it wasn't day for the history books or anything, but it did its job. Autumn rules, yeah. It's very autumn here now. No more brief, weird day-long side trips back into summer, thank goodness. Cool, do, about your music and its access times and points. I like the name Winter Cowboys. Yeah, it's actually real nice. It kind of starts softly and then spreads strangely. It's good. I hope your entire weekend is splendor incarnate. ** G.r. maierhofer, Hi, buddy! FC2 is a great realm to get stuck in, if one wants to scour a realm. DeShell ... do I know that work? Hm, I'll go find out. Ooh, I like that idea of a full book with 'The Tunnel' as a lens. Yeah, it's a leaping idea. Wow, cool, about being on the 33 1/3 short list. Fingers extremely crossed. I heard there's a book about Sparks''Kimono My House' on the short list, and I'm rooting for that one too. Another wow about the pregnancy. That's incredibly momentous. Congratulations to you both! Cool too about your reading at Publication Studio. Say hi for me to anyone there I might know, and knock 'em out. Man, you sound really, really good, my friend. I'm so happy to hear and read that. ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, Aaron. I saw your email upon awakening. I'll do everything I can to watch it this weekend, which should be a shoo-in, I think. Oh, gee, Tokyo recommendations. It's so dense and rich with stuff it's hard to know where to start. I think maybe the best thing is to start by checking out the things you're already interested to see and then, when the detailing appears, go there. I would very highly recommend eating a meal at Itosho. You have to make a reservation. It's an experience like no other. And ... I'l have a think and look through my notes and stuff for other ideas. Kyoto is very nice and pretty much all about the temples, seeing the temples. That's basically what you do there, as far as I could tell. Osaka is strangely very cool for such a new, non-beautiful looking city. Again, I'll have to wrack my memory to suggest specifics. I've never been to Kanazawa. Maybe next time. Zac and I are jonesing to get back to Japan as soon as we can. ** H, Hi. Wonderful about your Jarman paper being accepted! Whoever they are, they are very wise! Yes, all credit and thanks to the anonymous scanner, who, unless I misunderstood, wishes to be anonymous, but, if that person is reading these words and wants instead to be credited, they should know that I will give full credit where full credit is due immediately. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I think I've seen Hideyuki Katsumata's stuff. I think maybe he  has shown here at Palais de Tokyo. If so, I think I thought it had tons 'o' skill and visual bounce, but it seemed very 'now' in a way that didn't interest me so much. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, man. Yeah, I think Semiotext(e)'s efforts on Duvert's behalf are pretty much a labor of love. When I was putting together that post and looking for texts to use or link to, I was surprised that, even with the new presence of Duvert's work in English, there still is very little written about his work in English. I think people are afraid to support it, for the obvious reasons, especially in this climate of trigger-happy p.c.-acolytes and outrage addicts. ** Brendan, Hi, B. As you should be. Well, not oversensitive, but sensitive. Boringness ends up gradually eating the work of a whole fuck of a lot of artists, obviously. I didn't see 'Ex Machina', but I've wanted to. I'll see if French Netflix has evolved to the point where it would include something like that. I definitely won't be in LA on the 24th 'cos our film is showing in Berlin that day. I just missed The Melvins here in Paris, and it's still killing me. I got the date wrong. Fucking hell. Go, duh. ** Steevee, Your idea about Mark and Duvert makes utter sense, and Mark would have jumped at the chance, if I'm not mistaken. My policy is to keep my emotions out of FB. It's just a massive emotion blender where the expression of individual feelings gets turned into a swirling mush heading harmlessly down the drain of amnesia or something. Oh, blah, on that Armond White thing. Jesus, when did half-thinking get legitimized as thought. ** Thomas Moronic, Cool, hope you get nothing but inspiration from the Duvert. ** Bill, Ha ha, ... I was going to try to find some kind of homely beauty to praise re: the moniker 'San Francisco Music Day', but alas. I think the Paris version is just called Free Music Day, if that's any consolation. The best NB stuff this year seems to be in the odd location of the 8th arr. - 18th arr. So, if nothing else, it'll be fun to wander around in a Paris I never ever go to otherwise. ** Okay. This weekend I made a Halloween maze attraction in gif form for Zac and also for you guys too. No emergency exits, sorry, so stay on the official path. See you on Monday.

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'The year is 1950 and I was nine. Just about everyone else in the housing project where we lived in West Virginia consisted of garden variety Snopes and Joads . . . except for une certaine Jerry Miller. To adolescent me, he seemed to be more like the people from the outside world that you caught glimpses of on early television and heard on the radio. I can not recall what he did for a living after being mustered out of the service, but in World War II he'd been a staff writer (!) for the Army newspaper Stars and Stripes. This struck me as improbably glamorous. The die was cast. It was good to be a writer.
    'Flash forward a couple of decades and in 1970 I sold my first article to a national magazine article, Rolling Stone. Even at that somewhat late date, RS was not the corporate monolith that it would eventually become, and so I was able to slip a spec article "over the transom." Of course, it helped that I was writing about some unreleased Bob Dylan recordings I came across while rummaging through the closet of a Woodstock crash pad. None of the material was known to have existed beforehand, so it was basically a case of Stop the Presses . . . Film at 11. A scoop as it were.
    'However, this was not quite my first professional writing job. A few years earlier, I had been plucked from anonymity to fill a full-time position at one of the country's most prestigious medium-size newspapers, the Charleston (West Virginia) Gazette. The somewhat Ruby Keeler-esque circumstances surrounding my hiring were as follows:
    'In my first 1963 “The Misanthrope” column for my college newspaper, "The Yellow Jacket," I had written something that was clearly an homage to widely praised local columnist-gadfly L.T. Anderson. After all, how better to skewer the noxious jingoism of the right wing theatrical review Up With People, than in the style of Anderson. Two days after the article appeared, I received a phone call from The Man Himself—Anderson—offering me a job at the Gazette as a Civil Rights reporter!
    'Showing up for work a few days later, in classic newspaper fashion I was set to work rewriting obituary notices sent in from funeral homes. Almost immediately, however, things began to go south when it became apparent that my "Up With People" column was a fluke. I really couldn't write my way out of a paper bag. The second week, Anderson called me over to his desk to get to the
bottom of things.
    '"For a journalism major, you sure do make a lot of errors," he said.
    '“But I'm not a journalism major."
    'He seemed unfazed: "Oh well, just come to see me every day after we put the paper to bed and I'll teach you everything you need to know about writing for a newspaper in no time."
    'He kept his word— "Young Reed, it's time for your lesson"—and I remained in good standing at the Gazette for the rest of the year, before moving into my Jack Kerouac period and hitting the road. And it wasn’t until the subsequent above-noted fluke of the discovery of the Dylan acetates that I began writing again. And it's been pretty much business as usual ever since. Initially I became a part of what fellow writer Richard Meltzer once deemed "the record industry food chain"; continuing to write for the "Stone," and soon branching out to other now long-forgotten rock rags of the period, "ROCK,""Fusion,""Zoo World," etc.
    'In the 1960s, while nearly all my rock crit brethren had the good sense to direct their energies toward writing about such trendoid outfits as Martha Proud and the Birth of God, AxeMeat, Urban Sprawl, the Desi-Rays, and the Triftids, etc., I had the "bad fortune" to be deeply strung out on the supremely uncool Beach Boys. I was flacking for the BB's at a time when they couldn't even get arrested. Pre-Beatles, they were the hottest thing in American pop, but by the time of the so-called Summer of Love they were considered a joke. A 1969 concert at the Fillmore East had been a near disaster. They came on stage decked out in ice-cream colored suits. Fillmore habitués liked their groups grungy, raw and au courant, and the Good Humor apparition on the stage couldn't help but bring out their sadistic side. By the end of their set the Beach Boys were reduced to goosing each other and acting like panicky circus ponies. The "Boys" were so desperate for coverage of any kind, that I received their full cooperation during this period on numerous pieces I wrote about them. For “ROCK" I had the opportunity to do a phone Q & A with the then-notoriously reclusive Brian Wilson.

    'Brian: Have you ever talked to Mick Jagger?
    'Me: I never have. Why?
    'Brian: Are you going to?
    'Me: I'd sure like to. But I don't foresee it in the near future. Why?
    'Brian: I think you should.
    'Me: What do you mean?
    'Brian: He's in this movie Performance where he's dressed like a girl, and I think he'd make a really interesting rap.
    'Me: Uh . . . okay.

    'Brian Wilson at his charmingly looniest.
    'In the same publication, after penning a slightly uncharitable piece about bubble gum music purveyors, Buddah Records, I received a phone from its president, Neil Bogart, with what essentially amounted to threat of bodily harm. It seems that I had deemed most of their product . . . Mafia Rock. Big deal. It was the Sixties. I could write anything I wanted to . . . couldn't I? In the end, however, the rock rag printed a retraction notice.
    'Eventually I began to write more— shall we say—"grown-up" material for non-rock publications such as: Variety, the L.A. Reader, the San Francisco Examiner, International Documentary, and a number of others. For a short while, I even wrote for TV sitcoms, namely the hit series One Day at a Time. Yet another fluke . . . do we detect a pattern here?'-- Bill Reed



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'THE LEONARD REED STORY: BRAINS AS WELL AS FEET', by Bill Reed
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Bill Reed SHARED AIR: My Six Decade Interface with Celebrities
Landfill Press

'Shared Air is an overview of the many noted personages with whom the author has had direct contact over the years in all manner of circumstances . . . both colorful and everyday.

'"Dramatis Personae" include: Charles Laughton, Robert Blake, Little Jimmy Scott, Nico, Severn Darden, Tim Hardin, Dusty Springfield, Chris Connor, John F. Kennedy, Lizabeth Scott, Joe Franklin, Elizabeth Montgomery, Djuna Barnes, Myrna Loy, Billy Wilder, Shelley Winters, Chet Baker, Jo Stafford, Charlie Mingus, Carl Van Vechten, Frank Zappa, Salvador Dali, Dame Joan Collins, Barbara Stanwyck, Neal Cassady, Chuck Berry, Blossom Dearie, Miles Davis, Gore Vidal, Sally Marr, Charles Manson, Johnny Carson, Dave Frishberg, Van Dyke Parks, Annie Ross, Sarah Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix, Bette Midler, Walter Shenson, Tuesday Weld, Barbara Harris . . .and dozens more.

'Bill Reed is a journalist and writer whose articles on show business, the arts, and popular music have appeared in a wide variety of publications, including Rolling Stone, the San Francisco Examiner and International Documentary. Among his books are Hot from Harlem: Profiles in Classic African-American Entertainment, Brains as Well as Feet, Early Plastic: A Memoir, and Rock on Film (with David Ehrenstein). He has also been employed as a video jack-of-all-trades for the Criterion Collection, and produced many jazz recordings for Japan. He has written for the TV series One Day at a Time.'-- Landfill Press

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ROBERT BLAKE

Lena Horne wasn't the only celeb I made haste to avoid . . . but for entirely other reasons than my above-noted flight from.
    Bonnie Lee Bakley was not the first time Robert Blake ALLEGEDLY killed. For after completing production on the film originally saddled with the hopeless title Hamster of Happiness, whenever Blake went on the Johnny Carson Show while the film was in its "protracted" can (for various reasons), he joked about how awful it was. It was an act almost unheard of in the biz . . . and unforgivable. In other words, Blake killed its chances of ever being given a decent critical or box office start when and if it ever WAS released.
    Some background on the film:
    "Hearts," begun in '79 but not released until '81, was held up for so long not because it was a bad film per se, but due to the fact that the company that made it was being sold. This is a film that, to the best of my knowledge, has never been available on VHS, LaserDisc, DVD, or any media as yet to be determined in the known universe. So you'll just have to take my word for it that this is a little jewel of a film. Besides . . . any movie with Barbara Harris, Blake's co-star in the film, can't be all bad. Does anyone else remember her singing "Painting the Clouds With Sunshine" in "Who is Harry Kellerman and etc."? Be still my heart! (Harris, by the way, has the distinction of being in the last shot of the final Hitchcock film, Family Plot.)
    I can recall being told by Tony Holland, Harris' old Second City comrade, about his being phoned by one of Second Hand Hearts' producers asking him to try and talk her out of her Texas location dressing room and onto the set. For right or wrong reasons, Tony said, Harris was terrified of Blake.
    Second-Hand Hearts is a film of which I am quite fond, but apparently no one else has a kind word to say for it. Critic Leonard Maltin, for example, deems it a “Bomb” in his various movie guides. But I love this little seriocomic movie about a country singer wannabe, Dinette Dusty, her bottom feeder boyfriend, Loyal Muke (Blake) and her brood of kids making their way from Texas to California for a better life. The End. It contains Blake's immortal reading of the line, "The longer it [i.e. the sunset] takes, the beautifuler it gets."
    An internet capsule biography of Barbara Harris describes her as an actress, singer, and "religionist" (?). They might have added "brief superstar," for Barbra Streisand once said, "I am not a star. Barbara Harris is a star." Could religion be the reason why the ex-Sandra Markowitz has fallen entirely beneath celebrity radar? She's not made a film or any other kind of professional appearance in years. The last Harris was heard from, she had moved to Phoenix and was learning how to scuffle.
    And so . . . what I would like to propose to Blake as his first job (?) since becoming a free man again is for him to record an audio commentary for a proposed DVD release of Second-Hand Hearts. One that would also contain a second separately recorded simultaneous track by Harris. Then, one could switch back and forth Rashoman-fashion between the two versions of the events surrounding Hamster/Heart's director Hal Ashby's Waterloo as a filmmaker. Alas, I'm afraid that only in a far, far better world than ours could a lunatic project such as this one come to pass.
    I once interviewed director Reza Badiyi for the now long-defunct L.A. Herald Examiner. He is a friend of Blake's and when I happened to mention to him, one time, how much I liked Second-Hand Hearts, he asked me:
    "Oh, can I give Bobby [Blake] your phone number? I think he'd be interested in talking with you." Long before his arrest on a murder charge, the former Little Beaver of the Red Ryder movie series already had quite a rep as volatile kinda guy. "Uh. . .no, I don't think so," I replied. For I had no interest in trying to disabuse Blake of his loathing for the orphan film.
    As chance or fate would have it, or as Erik Rhodes observed in The Gay Divorcee—“Chance IS the fool's name or fate”—I became more than a tad freaked out when the very next evening at a screening I found myself standing close enough to share the same air with none other than—cue the Twilight Zone theme music, please—Robert Blake. Needless to say, I moved as fast as my little paranoid feet could carry me in the opposite direction. The last time my path somewhat crossed Blake's was around 2005-or-so. A jazz singer friend was appearing the music spot upstairs at Vitello's, and I was excited to be checking out the famous Robert Blake hot spot where his wife ate her last meal before being murdered a block or so away from the place. I had only been there for a short while when I began to notice revolving groups of customers seated at a table whilst a waiter took snapshots of them with their camera. After witnessing a similar occurrence take place several times, I asked the maitre d' what was transpiring and he explained that tourists came into the restaurant all the time and requested that snapshots of them be taken at the infamous table where Mr. and Mrs. Robert Blake had dined that fateful night. Right up there with the footprints at Grauman's Chinese Theatre!


NICO

The first time I met this Inscrutable Marlene Dietrich from Mars was in the late sixties in the approximately 25 x 40 caretaker quarters of actor John Phillip Law on Hollywood's Miller Drive just above the Sunset Strip. The alleged superintendent of the premises, my friend Roberto Pompa, wasn't so much as taking care of the place as he was running a crash pad. His employment, as such, was one of the great sinecures of all time. For although he received a stipend and a warm place to crash, I never saw him so much as rake a single leaf in the nearly half-a-year that I bore witness to the “scene” that was going down there.
    These lower depths also functioned as a locker room and shower for the Tiffany Theater just down the hill on the Strip. Thus you had everyone who was in the cast of The Committee, the improv presentation playing there at the time— such as Howard Hessman, Peter Bonerz, Rob Reiner, et al— running in and out with soap and towels, and a change of clothing. At all hours of the day and night, one might also come across the likes of Warhol's Patrick Close (star of Andy's Imitation of Christ), Tim Hardin, the hippie Hog Farm's hovering guru Wavy Gravy, and (Otto and Gypsy Rose Lee's) Eric Preminger. As for the owner of the property, the closest I ever came to actor Law—during the time I crashed there in '68—was an occasional glimpse of him I gained whilst looking out through a basement window and seeing him strolling about the back patio of the premises in his skivvies with nightie-clad girlfriend Barbara Parkins. I doubt that Law had any strong sense of the utter madness taking place down below in this crash pad crossed with shooting gallery cum locker room. And . . . as pickup stop for movie extras for the, Skidoo, inasmuch as John Law's brother, Tom, had been hired as the hippie wrangler for that film.
    One might be forgiven for not recalling this 1968 Otto Preminger film, an alleged comedy about a retired gangster forced into dealing with problems cropping up from his mobster past. That is until his daughter's hippie friends come to his rescue. Today a guilty pleasure for even the most hard-core of Preminger fans, Skidoo numbers among its many delights: Jackie Gleason on LSD, and Carol Channing singing a Harry Nilsson song about free love.
    Mr. and Mrs. Front Porch weren't ready for Skidoo back then. And they probably still aren't. That apathy has since propelled the film up towards the top of the list of box-office bombs of all time. Another of the film's featured players was super-model from out space Donyale Luna. As a result, she could also be found hanging at chez Popma-Law. And inasmuch as Tim Hardin and Luna were two close friends of Nico, the latter could often be found in that subterranean domicile. “Nico, who?,” you might might ask these several decades later. If so, you, here's a brief precis on the part of my good friend and constant traveling companion of the last 45 years, David Ehrenstein:
    “She is known for both her vocal collaboration on The Velvet Underground's debut album, The Velvet Underground & Nico, and her work as a solo artist from the late 1960s through the early 1980s. She also had roles in several films, including a cameo in Federico Fellini's La Dolce Vita (1960) and Andy Warhol's Chelsea Girls (1966), as herself. She was related to Hermann Päffgen, who founded the Päffgen brewery in 1883 in Cologne.
    Standing 5' 10", with chiseled features and porcelain skin, Nico rose to prominence as a fashion model as a teenager. After leaving school at the age of thirteen she began selling lingerie and was soon spotted by fashion insiders. A year later, her mother found her work as a model in Berlin. She soon became one of the top fashion models of the period. She died in July 1988, as a result of
injuries sustained in a bicycling accident.”
    Ehrenstein and I saw Nico perform “live” at the Sunset Strip's Whiskey a Go Go a decade-or-so before she died. To her credit, when our sängerin intoned Hitler's more-or-less theme song “Deutschland Uber Alles,” and some punks in the audience gave her the Nazi salute Nico halted until their arms were once again at their sides.
    Her “special guest” the night we attended was down-on-his-luck singer Tim Hardin, now fallen from his, at one time, rather high perch as a recording star. Looking at the Whiskey like a Teddy Bear with half the stuffing pulled out, her old junkie pal seemed to be a total stranger to the punk-dominated audience. That night, Hardin sang like an angel, but only a few weeks later he was found dead of an overdose. Most likely a “hot shot” administered by a vengeful dealer. But the cops didn’t care. One junkie less. A short while after that Nico, too, had gone to the place that writer Eve Babitz describes “The last word in people having fun without you.”
    At the time Nico's friend, model Donyale Luna, was filming Skidoo in '68, the latter was being put up at the rather infamous (?), (notorious?), (dare I say, “legendary”) Chateau Marmont which was just down the strip a piece from the JPLaw encampment. Thus, Nico could also be found hanging with her old buddy Donyale at the Chateau whenever the latter was not needed on Preminger's set.
    Otherwise she tended to gravitate toward the Pompa encampment. And when she couldn't be located there, you might find her at the digs of . . .


DJUNA BARNES

I worked at the world's great book retailer, NYC's Eighth Street Bookshop, for ten years (circa 1962-'72). We didn't sell scented candles, T-shirts, gewgaws, coffee mugs, tote bags, etc. Nope. Just books. The best ten years of my life. Miss it every day.
Almost every time you turned around at Eighth Street found you rubbing the literary stardust out of your eyes. I even enjoyed shoveling the snow off the sidewalk of a Winter morning before we opened!
    For example . . . novelist Djuna Barnes. Her 1934 novel Nightwood, had as much if not more influence on a newer generation of women writers in the 1960s than when it was first published. She lived only a short distance from the bookshop, and the mythology of this modernist-feminist hovered over Eighth Street as much as it did over the the rest of Greenwich Village. Barnes, however, was curiously absent from the streets of the Village. Since the early 1940s she had lived in a one-room apartment at 5 Patchin Place, a quaint, gated mews off of Sixth Ave. Next door at number 4, until his death in 1962, resided e.e. Cummings. But as cruel legend would have it, the most one ever saw of Barnes was her occasional hand reaching out the door of the Patchin Place gate to retrieve deliveries of gin left by the local liquor store. Then one winter day in 1974 Tom Farley, a co-worker at Eighth Street, spotted a very aged crone, stooped and barely able to make it to the top of the second landing steps. Tom recognized her at once as the elusive Djuna, and he moved from behind the counter to help her up the last couple of steps. As he reached out to assist her, I heard: "Welcome to the Eighth Street Bookshop, Miss Barnes." I flinched: the unexpected success of Nightwood when it came out so freaked Barnes she was barely able to write anything after that. I feared this Garbo of avant lettres might turn around and hobble right back down the stairs. Instead she replied: "However on earth did you recognize me?""Why from your photo on the back of Nightwood, of course," Farley explained, referring to the famed Stieglitz portrait that adorned the back of the paperback edition. "Do you realize that picture was taken long before you were even born?," Barnes said in amazement. It had been shot nearly forty years before. "Well you haven't changed a bit," Farley replied. Barnes blushed like a young school girl.


MILES DAVIS

Shortly after jazz pianist Cecil Taylor and I met in 1965, I attended the opening night of an engagement of his at the popular and long-running Village Vanguard. In the middle of his first set, who should walk in—looking very unlike his late period Electoid From Planet Ten self of later years—but a natty, dapper and Saville Rowed Miles Davis. All eyes left Cecil on stage and turned to focus on Miles and his still somewhat socially taboo blonde date as the two made their way to one of the club's postage stamp-size tables. They sat down in front of the bandstand, downed one drink apiece, stayed for all of five minutes, then when Miles gave the signal to his date, they split.
    I was there again the next night when, at nearly the same time, Davis came in once more, this time with a different, but equally stunning Aryan number, and proceeded to do exactly the same thing: five minutes, and gone! Cecil later told me that this jazz equivalent of a head-on clash between Godzilla and Rodan took place for several more nights running!
   Davis' obvious rancor probably stemmed from feeling that Cecil's improperly uncloseted homosexuality, unlike his own more discreet gay ways (including a rather torrid affair with a North American reggae singer), reflected badly on the macho image of jazz. Or maybe he just hated Cecil's off the charts AND walls musicality. It's not just the bitchy world of opera that has its divas.

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On the other hand, both times I experienced interpersonal exchanges with Davis, he was friendly enough . . . albeit, admittedly, a skosh dour. The first time was with my old friend Jean Bach (Great Day in Harlem) one Sunday afternoon when Miles was splitting a bill there with Blossom Dearie (ah, the good old days). After his set, Davis came over to the table and Jean introduced us. All was fine until a fan approached and said:
    "I've got a great idea, Miles. Why don't you do a concert at Carnegie Hall, record it, and release it titled it something like 'Miles Davis at Carnegie Hall.'
    "Okay, man," Miles said, waved the man away, then just shut down and glared off into space.
    The problem was that Davis had done just that very thing, with the results being released only the week prior. No wonder he was such a world-renowned bringdown.
    The next time I encountered Davis was a few years later. I looked up to see him seated next to me in customs. We had both just winged in from Paris. He had flown coach; I, first class. Um, come to think of it, 'twas the other way 'round. Of all things, aloft I happened to be reading a book about Buddy Bolden, historically recognized as THE first jazz musician and a trumpet player to boot. Who could fail but mediate upon the irony: Talk about synchronicity in everyday American life! I handed Miles the book, and said, "Here, this really belongs to you.""Thanks, man," he replied, without so much as even looking at the title. I stood up and walked off.
    There was some kind of hangup in customs. An hour later we were still there. From the steerage of coach immigration, where I now found myself, I gazed down and espied Miles devouring the contents of the book I had just given him.




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p.s. Hey. Today the blog takes great pleasure in contributing to the ushering into the world of the new book by author, journalist, music producer, and occasional contributor to and d.l. of this blog, Bill Reed. Thus, a day of enlightenment, fun, and scoop is yours in the form of a foregone conclusion that, ideally, will ultimately land your finger on the link leading to the purchase point of the book that was your pleasure's source. In any case, enjoy. In every case, thank you very kindly for the honor, Mr. Reed. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi. Ah, The Melvins live is one of life's greatest all time things. They are gods, pure and simple. Le Butcherettes, okay, cool. I definitely will do. Thanks! ** H, Hi. Thank you about the maze. Whatever the specifics of the results, they will wow. Guaranteed. ** David Ehrenstein, That is a gif, actually. Actually, it has become hundreds of gifs. I could do a whole post just stacking them up and letting their minute differences trip everyone out. Yeah, I agree, about 'Full Metal Jacket'. It seemed quite confused, and I can't think of another instance in his oeuvre where that's the case. ** Damien Ark, Hi, D. I'll try to find that Oxbow video, clearly. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. Wow, it's total windfall of things by you today. I'll line them up and then get knocked down by them. Everyone, you have beaucoup opportunities to engage in the fine mindedness and related prose by Mr. Steve 'Steevee' Erickson today. To wit, to begin, here @ The LA Weekly is his review of Ryan Jaffe's new comedy 'This is Happening.' Then here @ Slant Magazine is his interview with the great filmmaking auteur Guy Maddin and Evan Johnston, co-director of Maddin's (and his) new film 'The Forbidden Room'. And, finally, here @ Fandor is his review of Jafar Panahi’s much talked about film 'Taxi'. Go nuts! Well, I absolutely for sure need and want to see '88:88'. That sounds truly extraordinary! Thank you, Steve! ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. Yeah, I guess the filter in/of 'FMJ' seemed very confused/non-committal to me, and I never was convinced that the confusion/vagueness was purposeful or had any kind of point or determined non-point. But of course I want to try it yet again. I didn't feel rage from it at all, at least so far. Thank you very much about the maze. I don't know if the filmmaking affected the gif work. I would say not since Zac directed the film, and I just conferred with him and had editorial input when he needed it. It doesn't feel like the two are connected, other than through Zac's general and great influence on me. ** Sypha. Hi. I have no idea where that gif came from. When I found it, I had to watch it for a while to believe what was happening in it was actually happening in it. Nuts. Oh, PZB retired entirely? Gosh, I would love to talk with him and see what's what in his life and thinking about work these days. ** Krayton, You're Krayton again! Thank you very, very much about the maze, man. Life in Paris is busy as fuck at the moment, but everything is ultra-good. And you and in your midwestern life? Did that link just lead to a new story by you? Do my eyes deceive me? I think not, and joy has thusly ensued in my brain pan as well as elsewhere. As soon as my brain is not maxed out, I will read that with big, clanging Krampus bells on! Thank you! Oh, and another thing, pictorial. Yes! Everyone, Krayton had added two new things to his always inspiring and crucial blog. Here's a new piece of writing by him, yum. And here is a lovely little string of imagery entitled 'Let Me See That Thong'. Go to those places post-haste. ** Schizoscription, Thanks, sir. Oh, wow, yeah, it would really interesting to talk at Brown, and, like, a big honor. I've never been to Brown, but it's super-mega in my mind and in my related experiences. So, yeah. Thanks! I didn't read the New Yorker thing on Kenneth Goldsmith. I sure read a lot of the usual but refreshed outrage and extremely opinionated blah-blah about him occasioned by that article in my Facebook feed. I've found his work to be really interesting. I never actually saw/read that Michel Brown piece that made a swatch of the poetry scene designate him as Satan. So, yeah, I'm interested in his work and in his thing, and I've found a lot of the p.c. policing of his work to be kind of exploitive and really generalized and self-serving. I love Guyotat a lot. Especially the really 'difficult' works, and especially 'Eden Eden Eden'. Favorite film directors? Robert Bresson is my personal god. Otherwise, I really love Malick, James Benning, Grandieux, Rohmer, Carax, Noe (except for 'Love', which I really didn't like), ... oh gosh, lots. I haven't seen anything, film-wise, in the last months or so that knocked me out. Or I can't remember anything that I thought was great. Who are your favorite filmmakers? 'Possession' is wonderful, yeah. I like Roy Andersson's films a lot too. Oh, really, I don't find responding to comments here tedious or anything at all. I don't know why I would have said that. Must have been in a bad mood. No, I like doing the p.s. It's taxing, for sure, but it's a great gift. Don't hesitate to comment, in other words. No, I haven't read the Acker correspondence book. I feel weird about it. I knew Kathy, and I'm not at all sure she would have been okay with that being published. I don't know for sure, of course, but that feeling has kept me away from reading it so far. It's a real pleasure to get to talk to you! This is great! Keep it going, man, if you like! ** Weaklings Project, Maestro! The man with the plan! Hi, Chris! Holy moly, I'm so excited! By everything you said! This is, like, a total long shot, so take it as such, but the only show I could possibly get to is the Bradford one, and I'm going to see if there's any way I can, 'cos I want to badly, but I don't know that my longing is reality-based. I'm going to scheme/try. Thank you about my labyrinth. Oh, man, that's amazing and horrifying about what you saw. Holy god. And you made it pop. And, being the person I am, I am grateful to have been popped by you. Yikes. I'll send you the Duvert pdfs as soon as I get out of here. Oh, do, please, keep me posted! (Google just corrected posted into poached. Keep me poached too.) Big love, me. ** Jack Judah Shamama, Jack! Holy jesus, this is awfully, awfully great to get to see you! How are you? What's up? What's on the up and up, man? Oh, shit, you may know this already, but ... you remember that porn film I wrote seven years ago or whatever? Well, after having been pretty extensively revised and revamped and denuded of most of the porn, it is now a film called LIKE CATTLE TOWARDS GLOW created by my comrade/friend Zac Farley and myself that just had its world premiere here in Paris and is now heading around to festivals internationally. So, amazingly enough, that project actually came to fruition, albeit very different than originally planned. How about that? I hope your nostalgia keeps you around here a while, if your current life and interests suit. Love, me. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie! My weekend wasn't too shabby. Oh, Nuit Blanche kind of sucked. I mean, it's fun because you walk all over Paris at night with a bunch of other people looking for arty fun, but the stuff of Nuit Blanche itself, the art, the projections, the 'wildness', was kind of a let down. Oh well. Thanks about the maze. Yeah, I totally agree with you. I'm always really interested to work anime gifs into the more violent, disturbing gif works. They do this really interesting thing to them, to the tone, to the overall vibe, I guess. And, yes, I think about color re: the gif works a lot. Color, rhythm, the layout-design of the gifs, the direction of the motion in them, etc., are the big things I try to work with. I read some excerpts from Morrissey's novel, and, to be totally honest, I thought the writing was some of the worst I have read in a long time, and I just don't think I could take reading a book that's written that horribly and badly. But, if you get it, and if I'm totally off-base, you should tell me because, obviously, in theory, I would love to read what Morrissey would do with a novel. But, whoa, the bits I read made 'Fifty Shades of Gray' seem like Beckett or something. How was your weekend? What did Monday do for you? Best of the best, Dennis. ** N, Hi, N! Glad to see you here, to put it mildly! Ha ha, well, I don't even know who Nicholas Hoult is, so my genius must have laid in my ignorance. I'm glad your life is describable via the term greatness. How apt is that? Love, me. ** Styrofoamcastle, Thanks a billion, bud! ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. No, actually, it's kind of interesting to have my text novel burning little holes in my preoccupied mind of late. For some reason. The TV show pilot writing is going well. It's a huge amount of work, actually, but I think Zac and I are building something really good. Gisele is enthusiastic about what she's seen of it so far. Yeah, the TV show will star one of the characters/ performers (and, most importantly, her amazing puppet) from 'The Ventriloquist Convention'. So, yeah, it's like a spin-off from 'TVC' in a way. Thank you very much about the maze, man. Def, let me know when that thing you wrote about the blog goes up. Cool, gee, thank you so much! ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks about the maze, B. Very kind. Excellent about the DVD burning and, of course, about the coagulating of your writing project! ** Chilly Jay Chill, Thanks, Jeff. It was very interesting to figure out how to make a Halloween maze out of gifs. It might have opened up new possibilities for the gif work, we'll see. Oh, wow, interesting about the late stage state of the new theater piece. Huh. I hope it's a subversively great sign of something needing up-to-minute focusing. That can be really good. Fingers crossed. Excellent about the very good reading and the mostly students' enlightened tastes. Gee, Ronald Johnson, the well-dressed poet. I honestly haven't thought about him in ages. How curious. Yeah, I was kind of into his work a long time ago. Great idea to go back to it. I'll try to get the reissue. Yeah, maybe a blog post on him. Good idea. Thanks, Jeff! Nah, too early and mushy to talk about the text novel issue, but thank you. Once it's back in my face, it'll be easier. ** Misanthrope, Disturbance is one of my middle names, they say. I think I saw that there's a message from you on FB, and maybe it will lead to your eclair shop, and maybe I will, upon seeing that, drop everything and go buy an eclair, which would be bad for my working process today, but hey. ** Right. Give your totalities of a local nature over to Bill Reed's new book, thank you. See you tomorrow.

Halloween countdown post #7: DC picks the most charismatic American* haunted house attractions of Halloween season 2015

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The House of Shock(New Orleans)
The House of Shock is quite possibly the most amazingly detailed haunt I have ever entered. This is not a nickel and dime operation. You can tell that many, many dollars and work hours have been invested to create this impressive world of horror. You must begin with a stroll through an unbelievably realistic replica of one of New Orleans “city of the dead” style above ground cemeteries. Then you will enter the building through a creepy chapel, into a morgue and the fun has really begun! Standout scenes you can expect include an amazing reproduction of Bourbon Street, a swamp, catacombs, and brand new for this year, a sewer. And all of these are just building up to a climactic room that I am not going to give away. But I have to say that this cavernous hellhole of a scene has to be the single most thrilling, most no-holds barred, flat out evil creation that I have found in any commercial haunted attraction. I was awe struck and that is not just hyperbole. It was intense and I freakin’ loved every inch of it.











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Haunted Hoochie at Dead Acres(Pataskala, Ohio)
When we attended the Haunted Hoochie at Dead Acres an actor threw me over his shoulder and carried me off into a different room where he spun me around several times and then pushed me back in with my group. We were also cornered by men with chainsaws and one of us got hit in the head. A sign at the entrance of the haunt warns, “ATTENTION: Entering Dead Acres entails known and unanticipated risks that could result in physical or emotional injury. Risks may include among other things, slipping falling, collision with fixed objects or other participants…This may be the best haunted house you’ve ever experienced.















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Cutting Edge(Fort Worth)
Cutting Edge Spookhouse in Dallas/Fort Worth Texas, is the single largest walk-through haunted house experience in the United States taking a full hour minimum to walk through. Cutting Edge is rigged with one of the best, most elaborate sound systems in the entire haunted house industry, with scores of hidden speakers plus a half-million dollar investment in animatronics and pyrotechnic displays.












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Pennhurst Asylum(Spring City, PA)
Pennhurst Asylum, located in Spring City, Pennsylvania, is housed in the original 1908 Administrative building of the old State Mental Institution. Boasting four major attractions, Pennhurst Asylum was rated as the scariest Haunted Attraction in America by USA Today and Hauntworld magazine. The Asylum is a hospital themed walk through haunted attraction with high-tech animatronics, seasoned actors, and digital sound that’ guaranteed to scare. Wind through the labyrinth of old cells, dank damp halls and see the human experimentation that went wrong in The Dungeon of Lost Souls. Details and special effects add to the incredible illusions that will leave you repulsed and in awe. The Tunnel Terror, located underneath the grounds of the facility originally named Pennhurst Home for the Feeble Minded and Epileptic, is a 900 foot-long gauntlet filled with catacombs, swamps and monsters. The fourth attraction, Ghost Hunt, is a self-guided tour of the Mayflower Dormitory, reportedly the most active building for paranormal investigations. Featured on Ghost Adventures and Ghost Hunters, only the most courageous enter, only the living are allowed leaving. Don’t let the name fool you; we give you a flashlight and you’re on your own.












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The Freakling Bros: Victim Experience(Las Vegas)
They sell only 5 tickets per night to the Victim Experience and you must be 18 or over. The event is designed for a niche audience that wants to succumb to a horrifying and traumatic test of will power. You must sign a waiver before entering, there’s a safe word and only 30 percent of participants make it to the end. What happens inside varies from survivor accounts. After getting knocked over and dragged down pitch black corridors, victims have reported full-contact physical and emotional torture, water boarding, suffocation and simulated criminal sexual content. Here’s a quote from their website: ‘This experience is not “fun.” …When you’re trapped with us, somewhere in darkness, screaming for your life, wishing you were never born… remember this: YOU ASKED FOR IT.’











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Hex House(Tulsa)
So many haunts have vague themes – aliens in one room, zombies in another, and then some vampires. That’s fine, but that’s not the direction I wanted to go. I wanted a more cohesive approach and I wanted to do something with local ties. If someone is willing to pay us to scare them, then we don’t want them to ever disengage from the environment we’ve created. We don’t want them to think ‘this is so unbelievably fake, because two seconds ago I was in a vampire crypt and now I’m in a spaceship.’ Once the customer disengages, you’ve lost them, and it’s very hard to actually foster any fear in them after that. We’re not naïve, and I realize that all haunted attractions are just entertainment, but I wanted to strive for something as close to an alternate reality as we could possibly get. Real immersion and real fear are impossible to achieve when the scenes are too implausible and the transitions are too abrupt. My goal has always been to provide surroundings that you can buy into and feel a strange familiarity with. Our rooms have door frames. Our halls lead to actual rooms. The kitchen has a laundry room aside it. The bathroom is followed by a bedroom, etc. We strive to create an environment that could feasibly exist. Instead of going pure fantasy, like a sci-fi alien set, we try to take reality and push it to the darkest level possible… to its most evil version. We aren’t placing you in fantasy; we’re surrounding you with the most sinister version of reality possible.












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Haunted Overload(Lee, NH)
Eric Lowther’s love of the haunted attraction industry started at just 12 years old in a friend’s basement and today he has developed his home haunting passion into a nationally recognized event. Haunted Overload is the winner of ABC’s “Great Halloween Fright Night” award for the greatest homegrown haunted attraction in the country. In keeping with its theme, Lowther and his staff hand-carve over 300 jack-o-lanterns twice a season, rather than using artificial ones. Each season brings in new patrons and Lowther has vowed that as long as they keep coming, he won’t let them down.















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House of Torment(Austin)
We believe that all fear is derived from the fear of the unknown. Common phobias are triggers for some people, but at the end of the day, the unknown is what gets us. That said, we believe in doing as many things as we can from scratch to keep them original, never letting our guests assume that something is what it seems—for example, plants that are monsters, massive static building pieces that suddenly move, etc.—and keeping things coming from as many directions as possible. Music and sound are very important, as is touch. Lighting can make or break a scene or scare, and smells always get to people. What it really comes down to is that the more elements you can add to an attraction or scene, the more senses you can engage, the better it will be. It’s good to have a scary monster jump out of a hidden wall at people, but it’s better when an 8-foot snake is driven forward by a puppeteer and bites the person in front of you. People faint, empty their bowels out both ends, can’t make it all the way through and end up on our Wall of Shame, have panic attacks, leave their girlfriends or boyfriends behind, get so scared they call the police from inside the haunted house, etc. But the craziest thing I’ve personally seen, which wasn’t a laughing matter, was a soldier hearing a loud popping of metal and suddenly having a flashback to some combat he was in. We stopped the show, got him out of the house and he was OK.













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Bennett's Curse(Baltimore)
What makes Bennett's Curse stand amongst the top Halloween attractions in America is it's dedication to creating a totally immersive environment for it's guests. No other haunted attraction in America can match Bennett's Curse strong reputation for creative theming, and painstaking execution. While other attractions are content to follow current trends, Bennett's Curse is a trendsetter that raises the bar and sets the pace for offering premium terror for a new and demanding generation of thrill seekers! If you have visited Bennett's Curse in the past, be prepared to throw away all preconceived notions of what you can expect to experience. If this year will be your first time visiting or you've looked elsewhere for the highest quality Halloween entertainment and haven't experienced the fright of your life, then this is the year to visit! For 2014, Bennett's Curse will deliver 3 shows the likes of which you will not experience anywhere else.












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Ruby Falls Haunted Cavern(Chattanooga)
The Nightmares Return in September. No Ordinary Haunted House. Located in a cave crawling with terrifying monsters, the Ruby Falls Haunted Cavern is a unique attraction that adds a new level of fear to the traditional haunted house. Located in Chattanooga, TN, the Haunted Cavern has been named one of the top 10 haunted houses in the nation by Rand McNally. If you’re brave enough, hop in the elevator and descend 26 stories underground… where no one can hear you scream. You have never been in the dark... until you've been 260 feet underground and they cut the lights!
















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Erebus(Pontiac, MI)
Erebus is the result of Dr. Colber who worked for the government to build a time machine. After leaving the government, he worked on the time machine on his own. Successful at sending people back into time, with only one glitch, the time period looked at the people as a virus and wiped them out. Determined to over come this glitch he sent in group after group of his own personnel. Unsuccessful, he ended up broke and lacking the proper personnel to run his machine. Dr. Colber came up with a brilliant idea to disguise his time machine as a haunted house and have the general public help fund his project and use the people going through as human guinea pigs. Michigan is the self-styled haunted attraction capital of the world with more then 70 haunts in a 50 mile radius. Because of that fact we can't buy the standard props from the trade show because 25 other haunts will have it in this market. We pride ourselves as one of the most unique haunts in the country by designing and building almost all of our own props in house. You will see things here that were born from the imaginations of a couple of guys that have been thinking about scaring people for over 34 years! If you can conceive it, believe it, you can achieve it! That is a motto of success, we just applied it to scaring people!













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Spookywoods(High Point, NC)
What makes it so insane: Just to even get to the main part of Spookywoods, you go through actual cold, pitch black woods inhabited by actors ready to pop out at you. Once you arrive at the main site, you have to take a haunted tram to each attraction, so there’s no room to collect your thoughts in between scares.
















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The Darkness(St. Louis)
The Darkness is considered by many the single best haunted house in the entire haunt industry because of its amazing set design, detail, and over the top animations. One of the things we can say without a doubt is Darkness has the best 3D haunted house in America called Terror Visions. The Darkness has three attractions in one location for one price including the two floors of Darkness, Terror Visions in 3D and the Monster Museum. Each year The Darkness is renovated to open in March during the annual Transworld Haunted House Tradeshow. The Darkness is critiqued by the entire haunt industry so each year it’s renovated prior to March with spectacular special fx and one of kind sets. The one thing which makes Darkness different is over the top massive effects which scare large groups at one time such as the falling barrel wall, moving swamp house, and many more. The Darkness is totally renovated each year with new animations, computer animations, set and more… put The Darkness on your must see haunts this Halloween.














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Wisconsin Fear Grounds(Waukesha)
Wisconsin's Scariest Haunted Attraction's as selected by Haunted Attraction Magazine, America's Best Haunts.com, Haunted House Ratings.com. The Largest Haunted House in Wisconsin, the Wisconsin Fear Grounds is the only haunted house in Wisconsin to win every Halloween Industry award. The 3 separate Haunted Houses that make up the Wisconsin Fear Grounds bring your Nightmares to life every night. Morgan Manor - First enter Morgan Manor the corner stone of our trilogy of TERROR. Expect the unexpected as Morgana and her 8 sisters feed on your fear in this den of Horror. CarnEvil - Morgana and her wicked sisters have once again bewitched another new crop of minions to do their “EVIL” bidding in CarnEvil of Torment – A Freak Show of Terror. For those unsuspecting souls, Be Warned, things are about to get “Freaky” as a new evil greets you in the latest nightmare. Think you can avoid getting caught up in this freak show of terror? Give it a try and see. This three-ring circus of evil will have your head spinning by the time you reach the end…assuming you find the exit. Unstable – What pain was once limited to the indoors has now spread. The evil has consumed the rest of the grounds, as Morgana and her minions have found refuge in the stables of this once elegant estate to unleash even more horror, “Unstable”. The outdoors are no longer refuge from the terror of her home as you try to escape, Unstable is waiting to greet you. NEW in 2015 - Morgana's Escape....You have accidentally stumbled into a place you shouldn't have, locked in a death trap with little hope of survival as you and as many as 9 friends try to decipher the codes, clues and puzzles to locate the 3 hidden keys that will open the locks to your salvation. As the clock counts down to your demise you and your friends have just 1 hour to escape from the wrath that is Morgana and her minion... the Graack, who happens to be the worlds most cunning serial killer. tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...Time to DIE!!!!!















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Haunted Scarehouse(Wharton, NJ)
Regarded by Halloween enthusiasts as Jerseys most original and innovative haunted attraction, Haunted Scarehouse features two floors of heart-stopping entertainment and the ALL NEW Escape Rooms. Inspired by the imaginative genius of pioneer Walt Disney and his theme parks, the Scarehouse creative team strives to match Disney’s awe-inspiring levels of craftsmanship, detail, and live performance. The award-winning show is full of excitement from the second you step foot into the building as you navigate through two gigantic haunted houses, interacting with special effects and fearfully realistic scenes—everything a professional haunted house should be, and much, much more! Come and experience for yourself why Haunted Scarehouse was rated scariest haunt in New Jersey by Haunt Hunters in 2014, and others.














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The Dent Schoolhouse(Cinncinati)
The Dent Schoolhouse is a haunted attraction that takes place inside an actual historical schoolhouse with a haunting history. Shut down in the 1950's after a murdering Janitor worked and resided in the basement all the while children were missing. Today, movie quality sets and Hollywood animations, combined with this real legend, makes The Dent Schoolhouse a haunted house attraction NOT to miss! New for 2015, the entire 1st floor of the attraction went through a complete renovation. Guests now get to witness the age of the building. Lockers are rusted shut, dry wall is falling apart, and the classrooms are in shambles. Deadly dissections have taken place in the science classroom and the English class has become a make-shift morgue while the bodies in the basement continue to number. Other new additions to the schoolhouse are the renovated automotive classroom with a rabid junkyard dog and two cars from hell, plus a new ending that has the guests mazing through the school's bus parking lot!















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The Beast & Edge of Hell(Kansas City)
The Beast is one of if not the longest running haunted houses in America and is one of the only haunted houses in America that is FIVE STORIES TALL! In Kansas City, they feature not one but two of the best haunted houses including The Beast and Edge of Hell. Both of these haunted attractions are amazing featuring incredible set design, and one of the only haunts featuring live and very real creatures like a 25 foot long Python, Gators and much more. Both attractions feature a 5 story slide from the top floor all the way back down to the ground floor. Both The Beast and Edge of Hell can be ranked as high as the best haunted houses in the country. The combination of the two makes Kansas City a must stop when looking for the scariest haunted houses in America.














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Shocktoberfest: The Naked and Scared Challenge(Sinking Spring, PA)
The Naked and Scared Challenge allows participants to go through the Unknown Haunted House Nude or Prude (either totally nude or with underwear). It takes place at the end of the night after all customers have gone through the attraction. Participants must be 18 years of age or older and must sign a waiver. Participants undress in a semi-private preshow building, experience the Unknown Haunted House, and then exist into a semi-private fenced courtyard where they will get dressed. Participants are never in view of minors or non-participating customers. Naked and Scared Challenge is not offered on Sundays. Disclaimer: Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.












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Hysteria at Connors Farm(Salem, MA)
Located in the Halloween capital of the world, Hysteria is the newest rising star among America’s haunted attractions. In 1692, Danvers was known as Salem Village, the center of the infamous Salem Witch Trials. Although the town fathers changed the name to escape controversy, the events that transpired on these grounds are forever etched into the historical records. Many believe that to this day, a curse still hovers over a remote area of Danvers known as Connors Farm. This sets the stage for Hysteria. With over 50 acres of entertainment, Hysteria has something for everyone. The venue consists of 5 main haunted attractions with varying levels of intensity. Guests can enjoy the family friendly Maze of Darkness, a walking tour through Hysteria’s historic “Burial Grounds” or immerse themselves in the extreme terror and over the top gore in The Fields attraction. Visitors can shoot zombies at Hysteria’s signature Zombie Hunt at Connors Compound or squeal and squirm at the sights and sounds of Madame Abattage’s Cirque du Dement travelling circus and sideshow.














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Chamber of Horrors(Atlanta)
Atlanta’s adults-only extreme haunted house, Chambers of Horror is the most disturbing and shocking horror attraction in the Southeast! Tour the TORTUREco facilities behind the Masquerade music complex in downtown Atlanta to see the disaffected wreak havoc on the flesh of the innocent. See the psychotic creations and mutations of the evil genius Dr Dieter von Splechter, who has entered into a government contract to build super soldiers for a special ops program. But has the government made a deal with the devil himself? Find out this October! Visit the Splatter Bar & Lounge and enjoy a drink and entertainment while you wait to have the fright of your life! It’s the best place to spend…

















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p.s. Hey. ** N, Howdy, N. Oh, I didn't see the new 'Mad Max' or 'Skins'. He and his gif were just configured helpfully for whatever sequence he was in. It's always best when I know the background stuff on the gifs so I can work with it, but I miss stuff. Cool, your life and stuff sound really exciting, pal. Mothering is a noble art, isn't it? Seems like it must be.  'Whole hog' is an awesome approach when writing about porn, obviously, ha ha. I don't know what 'The Leftovers' is. As usual, anything TV is a big blank for me. I'm doing great, tons going on, thank you for asking. Have a big, great Tuesday! Love, me. ** H, Hi. Like I said to whoever asked yesterday, the p.s. isn't tedious for me. Of course if disappearing is more fruitful, that's def. the way to go. Door's eternally open. Really glad that you're amidst such interesting work! Very, very best of luck with it and with everything until next time! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Oh, nothing but my honor, of course. I did see 'A Single Man', which I actually thought was dreadful, so I guess I did see the notorious Mr. Hoult, although memory fails on his details. ** Tosh Berman, Great morning to you, Tosh! ** Boy with a girl earring, Hi! Nice name! Oh, I remember talking with you, yes, of course. Nice to see you, or at least 'see' you, again. You're here! Sorry about all this rain. Oh, gosh, there are a lot of places here very worth going. Depends on your specifics re: your interests. Hm. Well, let's meet for a coffee, and I can think and collate my ideas then and beforehand, if you like. I'm around until Saturday, and then I go away for a week. If you want, write to me at dcooperweb@gmail.com, and we can sort out a meeting. Thanks for coming in here, Justin, and hopefully see you soon. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. The TV show is kind of hard to distill, partly 'cos we're still figuring out the exactness. Briefly, the daughter of a late, world famous ventriloquist has inherited his very famous puppet, and she and the puppet live together, and she hopes to be famous ventriloquist, and there is a ton of intense weirdness regarding her and the puppet. The first episode takes place on Halloween. Not much to go on, sorry, but its kind of weirdly complex inside for something that's doesn't seem that complex when I do a thumbnail sketch of the set-up/ narrative. I was literally shocked by the horribleness of the writing in Morrissey's novel, based on the squibs I saw. Oh, man, I read that thing you wrote about the blog this morning, and ... well, talk about lacking words for something: I'm incredibly touched and blown away and so honored by what you wrote. You have no idea, really. The word 'thanks' seems like a microdot compared to what I wish to fill it with. Thank you, Thomas, and, yeah, ... thank you. Everyone, as part of Chris Goode's soon-to-premiere theater work 'Weaklings' based on or inspired by this blog, Thomas 'Moronic' Moore has written an incredibly beautiful and generous piece about his experiences here on the blog over the years that has been posted on Chris Goode's 'Weaklings' website. One, it's superbly written, being that it's from the ultra-talent of Mr. Moore, and, two, it speaks of some of history of this blog in the very kindest and most humbling (to me) way, if you're interested. Anyway, you can read it here. Really, T., reading something like what you've written ... it just kind of singlehandedly makes all the years I've been making this place feel so worth it. Giant love, me. ** Bill Reed, Hi, Bill! It was such a true pleasure to have this blog honored by your book and its lustrous and wonderful gifts. Thank you so much again for allowing me to co-introduce it. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie. Oh, wow, did you get far enough with the gif story to make it visible? As you can imagine, I'm extremely interested to see what other writers do with that form and material. My talent and interests are only what they are, and I would so love to see what happens with gifs as language when that idea colludes with differently configured talents. But, yeah, they're probably immensely more work to make than they seem to others' naked eyes. What kind of music were/are you tinkering with? Dude, excellent idea: rescue that interesting plot from the mulch in which Morrissey seems to have stranded it. Things are good here. Good there too? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Coolness if your cool mom were to see Chris's cool thing. ** Steevee, I just got the new Deafheaven yesterday, and yeah, I agree, On first listen at least, it's really something. I need to go ahead and get the Young Thug thing. ** Marcus mamourian, Hi, Marcus. Yeah, my memory doesn't seem to want to outpour a list of Brown grads this morning, but there are a near-ton of amazing artists of different stripes who came out of there. For, sure, understood, about the valuable interfacing with the art students. Most of my friends when I was first getting serious about writing were visual artists of some sort, and being able to talk about making stuff with people who weren't tied down to written language pretty much influenced the way I wrote then and forever. And the deal is the same for me now too. Yeah, Goldsmith's ideas about ownership, etc. are very sharp and attractive. Obviously resonant to me personally right now because of my concentration on writing gif fiction. I'm pretty romantic too, though. I still have this theoretically dying belief in total originality and genius. Or I guess that holding those prospectives and goals out before me has always very inspiring and invigorating, regardless of their logic, etc., if that makes any sense. I love Lynch too, obviously. Especially the later/latest stuff. What are your favorite Herzogs? Do you prefer his fiction or non-fiction or both? 'Stroszek' is one of all-time very favorite films. Interesting you like Malle. I was watching some of his films not so long ago, liking them, and wondering why his work is so out of favor or non-referenced these days, and not coming up with an answer. It's always tricky when you actually knew an artist, and then they die, and then their work is out of their control. I know I'll read the 'Kathy's letters' book at some point. I just feel a little queasy. Same deal with all of the post-death David Foster Wallace stuff. Having known him, what has happened around him and his work is really surreal, and not in a fun way. Oh, wow, thank you, that's exciting, that you wrote something on 'Try'. I'll go read that as soon as I'm away from here. Really, thank you very, very much for doing that. Cool. Have an awesome Tuesday! Everyone, Marcus mamourian wrote an essay partly on my work some time back, and it's called 'Derrida, Cooper, Bernhard & masturbation', and, if you're interested to read it, it's here. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. No, it was fucking raining, and I mean pouring rain, here all day yesterday, and it still fucking is, and I like rain, I really do, and hard rain especially, I really do, but I eschewed the 10 minute sloppy walk that would have been required of me to purchase a sufficiently high quality eclair, and I chose dry feet. But today, while similarly very wet thus far, is, also, additionally young. ** Right. Halloween's back in the saddle today. Those are what look to me to be the most exciting Halloween haunted houses in the US of A (minus So. Cal.) this year, and, if you live within reach of one or more of them, I think you might be very foolish not to go to that nearby haunted house or -houses and then come back here and tell me all about it/them. See you tomorrow.

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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. They've evolved into a kind of serious art form, if you ask me. The things I dislike about 'A Single Man' are probably pretty predictable. A very happy birthday through time and space to Don! What a lovely guy he is. Chantal Akerman's death was such a shock and such a loss. She's so great. Terrible, terrible. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie. Oh, well, yeah, I'm totally and very interested to see your gif work if you feel like it and don't mind. I love the coruscating circularity of the idea of The Fall ripping off VU ripping off The Fall. My mind is madly trying to assemble that as I type. Cool. Yeah, I love haunted houses like nobody's business, but I have no interest whatsoever in actually going to one of those hh's that abuse you. That's a pure head trip interest for me. I actually tried to do a Halloween haunted house round-up post for the UK, but, one, there weren't enough, and, two, the UK haunted houses tend to be pretty unimaginative. Give it a year or two, I reckon. Was it about the very distant past? I hope not. Tuesday was, as usual, very busy. Giselle's and my new theater piece premieres in Paris tonight, so yesterday was mostly gobbled up by fine tuning it. Hope your Wednesday is a beast in the awesomest way. ** Steevee, Hi. That Akerman killed herself is not in dispute, but of course the conclusional leap about Locarno is absurd. All that speaks to is news outlets' general fear and dislike of the unknown. No one will ever know why she did that, but I suppose more will be known in the next days. I'm very curious to see that Laurie Anderson film. She's a big deal here in France, a regular bordering on constant presence, and a much bigger deal at the current time here than in the States, I think. Meaning I'm sure the film will open here and be around for a while. Thanks for the report, Steve. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Oh, you should totally go to your local haunted house. It's such a cool form that even a bad haunted house, if worse comes to worse in your case, is worth check out. Well, yeah, I mean, the thing you wrote meant so much, man. So, tonight both 'Weaklings' and 'The Ventriloquist Convention' have their premieres. Weird timing. I'm obviously sort of desperately curious to hear what 'Weaklings' is and how it goes, so please share anything you want and can. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, yuck, on that time traveling debt claim. I hope you get it utterly sorted. ** Etc etc etc, Hi, Casey. Jam-packed is the word. Wow, KGB. I haven't been there in almost literally a million years. Cool you saw Sean Kilpatrick read. I like his work a lot, obviously. My slate? 'TVC' has its Paris premiere tonight and runs through Sunday. Zac and I head off on Saturday on a short trip centered around 'LCTG' screening at the Festival du Nouveau Cinema in Montreal. We need to finish the French translation of our next film -- which we wrote in English but which will be shot in French -- this week to show to potential producers. We also need to get the TV show pilot script developed enough this week for Gisele to show it to her producer by the time we leave. More current slate for me than I can handle, basically. Great that you're polishing and sending out your novella again. Soho is a great place, obviously. Take care. ** Okay. Serenity is a fake waterfall. See you tomorrow.

Halloween countdown post #8: Vincent Price Day

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'Vincent Price, the suavely menacing star of countless low-budget but often stylish Gothic horror films, died at his home in Los Angeles on Monday. He was 82 years old and died of lung cancer, a personal assistant, Reggie Williams, said.

'The flamboyant 6-foot-4-inch actor with a silken voice and mocking air helped start a major revival of horror films in 1953 with his portrayal of a cruelly scarred sculptor in The House of Wax. He went on to play a succession of macabre characters in the director Roger Corman's film adaptations of stories by Edgar Allan Poe, including Pit and the Pendulum and Masque of the Red Death.

'Mr. Price appeared in scores of movies, more than 2,000 television shows and occasionally on stage. In his early films he frequently played historical figures -- Sir Walter Raleigh in The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex (1939); Joseph Smith, the Mormon founder, in Brigham Young -- Frontiersman (1940); England's King Charles II in Hudson's Bay (1941) and Richelieu in The Three Musketeers(1948).

'In other supporting roles, Mr. Price was a caddish gigolo in Laura (1944), a cynical monsignor in The Keys of the Kingdom (1944), a murderous aristocrat in Dragonwyck (1946) and a florid actor in His Kind of Woman (1951).

'But starting with the three-dimensional House of Wax, Mr. Price joined the pantheon of horror occupied by Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre. His specialty was the tongue-in-cheek archfiend -- often a demented scientist, inventor or doctor -- whose talents had been corrupted and turned to evil ends.

'"The best parts in movies are the heavies," Mr. Price said in a 1971 interview. "The hero is usually someone who has really nothing to do. He comes out on top, but it's the heavy who has all the fun."

'"Horror movies don't date because they were dated to begin with, they were mannered and consciously so -- Gothic tales with an unreality," he said in 1977. "They have the fun of a fairy tale."

'"To me, films that deal with drug addiction, crime and war are the real horror films," he said on another occasion. "In a world where slaughter and vicious crimes are daily occurrences, a good ghoulish movie is comic relief."

'He savored acting and dismissed people who looked down on his horror-film roles. "I like to be seen, I love being busy and I believe in being active," he once said. "I know some people think I've lowered myself as an actor, but my idea of 'professional decline' is 'not working.'"

'Mr. Price was also a noted art connoisseur and collector. He lectured on art at colleges and clubs, tied for a top prize for his art expertise on The $64,000 Challenge television quiz show in 1956 and for years was a syndicated newspaper columnist on art. He was the art-buying consultant of Sears, Roebuck & Company, and he wrote several popular books on fine art. He was also an accomplished cook and was the co-writer of some best-selling cookbooks.

'Vincent Leonard Price's manner and speech reflected his cultured background. He was born on May 27, 1911, in St. Louis, one of four children of the former Marguerite Cobb Wilcox and Vincent Leonard Price, the president of a candy-manufacturing company. He attended private schools in St. Louis, made the grand tour of Europe's museums as a teen-ager and earned degrees in art history at Yale and the University of London, where he became hooked on the theater and resolved to be an actor.

'He soon won praise on the London stage as Prince Albert in the play Victoria Regina. He repeated the role opposite Helen Hayes in an 18-month run on Broadway and on tour and honed his craft in summer stock and on Broadway, where he emerged as a first-rate villain in the role of a maniacal husband in Angel Street in 1941.

'Among his almost 200 movies were The Song of Bernadette, Wilson, Leave Her to Heaven, Moss Rose, The Baron of Arizona, The Tingler, The Conquerer Worm and The Abominable Dr. Phibes. His personal film favorites included the 1973 Theater of Blood, in which he played a deranged actor who gleefully kills drama critics in ways inspired by Shakespeare; the 1987 Whales of August in which he appeared as a Russian nobleman charming two elderly sisters (Bette Davis and Lillian Gish), and Edward Scissorhands in 1990, which found him cast as the bizarre inventor of the film's surreal title character.

'The irrepressible Mr. Price also did a monologue for Michael Jackson's 1983 hit video "Thriller" and performed an eight-year stint as the host of the Mystery series on public television. For decades, he enlivened commercials for sponsors as disparate as Burger King and the United States Treasury.

'On the stage, he portrayed the dying Oscar Wilde in John Gay's one-man play Diversions and Delights in a tour of more than 200 cities from 1977 to 1982. Reviewers hailed the portrait as a delicate and compelling tour de force.

'What matters eventually is the sum total of one's career, Mr. Price observed in 1986. "People remember you as someone who is working for their pleasure. A man came up to me and said, 'Thank you for all the nice times you've given me.' That's really what it's all about."'-- Peter B. Flint



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Further

Vincent Price @ IMDb
Vincent Price Official Website
THE VINCENT PRICE LONDON LEGACY TOUR
COOKING WITH VINCENT
'104 Reasons to Love Vincent Price on His 104th Birthday'
The Vincent Price Art Museum
Vincent Price Fan Site
'Help get Vincent Price on a US postage stamp!
Eating Vincent Price
'That time Yvonne Craig ran over Vincent Price with the Batgirlcycle'
Vincent Price @ Twitter
Vincent Price Fan Blog
Vincent Price Blogathon
The Vincent Price Papers @ Library of Congress
Vincent Price Legacy



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Extras


Vincent Price Documentary


An Evening with Edgar Allan Poe - Starring Vincent Price


The Vincent Price Collection of Fine Art


Vincent Price by John Waters


Vincent Price On Racism And Religious Prejudice



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Interview




PAUL KARLSTROM: Smithsonian Institution, an interview with Vincent Price on August 6, 1992, at his home in the Hollywood Hills—I guess this area is called—up at the top of Doheny, in a home that’s literally covered with art objects.

VINCENT PRICE: I have one thing that I would like to say. In the last year, 1991, I was given by the Los Angeles Film Critics Association a career achievement award, and I really didn’t think that I deserved it on the basis of my films, and I was wondering if they did? You know, because films do change in their appreciation. There are films that become classics that weren’t classics when they were made, and half of this award was given to me because of my involvement with the arts, the other arts.

PAUL KARLSTROM: And was this stated as such?

VINCENT PRICE: Yes. Very much so.

PAUL KARLSTROM: I see. Well, then that’s good. There was recognition of that side of your contribution.

VINCENT PRICE: It’s an area of my life which I didn’t really know that people knew about as much.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Who first contacted you regarding the Archives? Who invited you to. . . .

VINCENT PRICE: I was flying back to New York every weekend while doing films out here in the West Coast. . . .

PAUL KARLSTROM: You were living there or here?

VINCENT PRICE: I was living in Los Angeles, but I’d fly back every weekend to do a show that was called The $64,000 Challenge.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Oh, yeah, I remember that.

VINCENT PRICE: And it was Edward G. Robinson and Billy [Pierson, Pearson], the jockey, and myself with the contestants, and it was all on art. And when they asked me if I would do it. . . . I had a game that I used to play which was highly publicized, that I could take any volume on art with reproductions and almost identify a hundred percent what the things were—with certain exceptions, like Oriental art and so forth. You know, different things that were not in my particular ken. And this was publicized at one time, and so when The $64,000 Challenge became a very popular show, they asked me to be on it with Billy [Pierson, Pearson], who had won The $64,000 Question, which was another program. So I went back on the condition. . . . I made the condition that I could talk about American art, about the [deposits] of American art, about the need for study of American art, which now was being done with the Archives. And when I was back there one weekend, Ted Richardson. . . . Edgar was his name?

PAUL KARLSTROM: E. P., Edgar Preston Richardson.

VINCENT PRICE: Edgar Preston Richardson, who I knew slightly, because he was at the Detroit Art Institute, which is my sort of family home. I’m actually from St. Louis, but my mother’s family are from Detroit. And he and Larry Fleischman asked me to have breakfast with them one morning in New York, and asked me to be on this committee. And they as much as admitted that they wanted me there to get them publicity. And I was just going to be on Person to Person, which was really the show of America at that time, and also I was still on the $64,000 thing so I could talk about. . .

PAUL KARLSTROM: So you were pretty visible.

VINCENT PRICE: I was pretty visible at that particular time, because that was the biggest television show ever in the history of the business. So that’s how it began. Because I was fascinated. I had tried to do a little research on certain painters—Missouri painters particularly—and had found it very difficult to do because there was no center for it.

PAUL KARLSTROM: That’s right.

VINCENT PRICE: And this is what Ted Richardson, who had just written this very fine book on American art, told me—that it would take him like a year to find something out about an artist, because the artist’s wife, when the artist had died, had left it to the local library, who never unwrapped it.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Nobody knew it was there.

VINCENT PRICE: Nobody knew where anything was. This is the kind of thing that I think [was] needed at the time desperately. I don’t think people realize now, fifty years later, or thirty, forty years later, how little was known about American art, how little was understood. I remember, just to divert a minute, being invited to go to Canada at that time for the first American art show ever put together in Canada, in Vancouver. I couldn’t believe it, but there had been no interest in American art. People just didn’t know. And I sort of appointed myself a voice for the propagation and to arouse interest in American art because I’m terribly American.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Well, “terribly” maybe isn’t the right word.

VINCENT PRICE: Misnomer. I really am violently American.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Is it true you actually majored in art history at Yale?

VINCENT PRICE: Yeah. And I taught school for a year, and then I went to the University of London and went into the Courtauld—the second, I think it was the third year of the Courtauld—and that was a great experience, because Hitler was driving out all the great art historians, who were all being brought to London, so it was really a mecca. But then I went into the theater when I was in London. [chuckling] But the inoculation [indoctrination] of art at Yale and the Courtauld really set my life’s pattern. And I’ve probably kept up more study in the history of art than most people who are in it professionally. Because I’m not a professional at it. I’m an amateur—in the French sense of the word, a lover.

PAUL KARLSTROM: But you consider yourself violently American.

VINCENT PRICE: I’m really proud of being an American, and I’m fascinated with America. I’m not fascinated with America at this moment. I’m disenchanted a bit, which is very wrong for me, because I don’t like being disenchanted with my country. And what’s happening to the arts is. . . . Once again, if I were younger and healthier I would be out there proselytizing the arts again, because I do feel that I have contributed something in my association with the Indians and the Archives and the things that I did here: started a museum here. That I’ve made people aware of art where they might not have been. I was the top lecturer in America for about thirty years, and I talked about art. And every time I got on a television show with Johnny Carson, I talked about art. One time I took a picture down. He said, “You love modern art and nobody understands it. Bring something down and explain it.” So I took a Jackson Pollock that I had bought, took it down with me, and the criticisms that were heaped upon this poor painting were unbelievable. And it was great fun over the years. He’d always ask me, “Now how much is it worth now?” And it went from being worth two hundred dollars to being worth almost a million.

PAUL KARLSTROM: So this was rather early on with the Johnny Carson show?

VINCENT PRICE: Oh yes, very beginning of it.

PAUL KARLSTROM: You weren’t majoring in theater at Yale, although Yale now has a distinguished program.

VINCENT PRICE: Yeah.

PAUL KARLSTROM: How did that come about?

VINCENT PRICE: Well, I tried out for the [dramat, Dramat], but I didn’t like it. Yale at that time was turning out not actors but technical people and playwrights, and some very fine people. But I wanted if anything to go into the acting thing. And after I graduated from Yale, I taught school for a year, at Riverdale Country School outside New York City, and so I had the inoculation [indoctrination] of theater in New York, because I could go in for very little money and see all the plays. And then I went to the Courtauld in London and there I fell in love with the theater, and that was that.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Well, how did that come about? You went to London to study art history, presumably. That’s why one goes to the Courtauld.

VINCENT PRICE: Yeah.

PAUL KARLSTROM: And you mentioned when we were talking the other day that it was an ideal time because of the number of distinguished, primarily German, art historians who were coming either to this country or to London.

VINCENT PRICE: Yes.

PAUL KARLSTROM: So what then deflected you from the study of art and art history when you were in London towards this other area, which then turned into your career?

VINCENT PRICE: The British theater. That’s all you need. It was wonderful. I met all the stars. They were very friendly and very interested in my thing at the Courtauld, because it was new at that time. And people like John Gielgud were very considerate of my ambition to be in the theater.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Oh, is that right? So how did you. . . .

VINCENT PRICE: Well, I just met them, you know, because I was at the Courtauld, and in England the actor knows everything that’s going on in the arts. It’s very different than it is here—or was, actually. I think it’s a little better now, but. . . . The English actor knows about set design, knows about art, knows what’s going on, knows all the painters. If you enter into that world at all—and being at the Courtauld was enough to enter me into that world—I met everybody. I was not an unattractive fellow, and so they accepted me. And then I got a job playing the Prince Consort in a play called Victoria Regina by Lawrence Housman. And this just came about in the funny little theater called The Gate. And I tried out for the part. And my first job at The Gate was a part of a Chicago policeman, with no lines.

PAUL KARLSTROM: But you looked the part presumably.

VINCENT PRICE: I looked the part of the Prince Consort, and I’d been to Germany quite a lot in Austria. And everybody in Germany wanted to learn to speak English, so that they all tried their broken English on me, so I ended up with a German accent, which fit Prince Albert very well. And that was a tremendous success in this funny little theater that only held a hundred and fifty people.

PAUL KARLSTROM: And you were with the production the whole time?

VINCENT PRICE: No, I was with it the whole time in London, and the whole time in New York, but then I didn’t go on the road with it, because Miss Hayes felt that I needed to really get out and have some experience in the theater. So I did a lot of summer stock and then went into New York and did one flop after another and then joined Orson Welles in the Mercury Theater, and that was a very exciting experiment.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Can you tell me a little bit about that?

VINCENT PRICE: Oh, yeah.

PAUL KARLSTROM: I’m sure others would be interested to hear as well.

VINCENT PRICE: Well, Orson had done a couple of plays for the WPA, mainly Horse Eats Hat and the wonderful production of Macbeth that was done in Harlem. The black Macbeth was really a wonderful, wonderful, exciting play. And Orson opened a theater called The Mercury in which he did a play, a modern version of Julius Caesar. And then it was so exciting that everybody wanted to be part of it, and the next play they were going to do was a play by [Thomas—Ed.] Dekker, who was an Elizabethan playwright that wrote a play called Shoemaker’s Holiday. And Orson asked me to be in that, and to sign a contract with him to do that and Heartbreak House by [George Bernard] Shaw and a couple of other plays. So I joined, and it was really one of the exciting times in the American theater because there was The Group Theater doing the modern plays of . . . oh, all the modern playwrights.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Was Eugene O’Neill. . . .

VINCENT PRICE: And contemporary with that, too, but. . . .

PAUL KARLSTROM: What about [Clifford] Odets?

VINCENT PRICE: Yes, Odets, Clifford, most definitely.

PAUL KARLSTROM: So you knew him personally?

VINCENT PRICE: Oh, yes, very well. And we did those two plays, and then Mercury Theater was really established and doing and. . . . It didn’t go very long because Orson was a very undisciplined fellow, unfortunately—a genius but very undisciplined.

PAUL KARLSTROM: Now this was before his time in Hollywood.

VINCENT PRICE: Oh, yes. This was the theater. It was before the radio thing too. But I was with that, and then I came out to Hollywood to do a couple of movies.



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25 of Vincent Price's 199 films

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Tim Burton Edward Scissorhands (1990)
'I knew Vincent Price from films – he was a big movie star – but the first time I met him was when we filmed The Oblong Box. In this picture we were pretending to play chess for a publicity photograph for the film. I don’t play chess and I’m not sure that he did but we had to pretend and found it very amusing. Vincent had a brilliant sense of humour. While we were filming one scene I was lying on the floor, dying – I think I’d had my throat cut – and he was wearing this big voluminous cape. He had to kneel down and ask me something along the lines of 'Who did this to you?’, which didn’t make sense because I would not be able to talk if I’d had my throat slit. All I can remember is him saying to me under his breath, very slowly, 'You are lying on my train.’ I’ve worked with Tim Burton five times and it’s just like being part of a family; life doesn’t get much better than that. Vincent also worked with Tim – he was one of Tim’s heroes (Tim made a film about him in 1982 called Vincent). Later [in 1990] Vincent played the inventor in Tim’s film Edward Scissorhands who dies before he can give his creation proper hands. Vincent died a few years after the film was released – the world lost a great actor and I lost a dear friend.'-- Christopher Lee



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Jeff Burr From a Whisper to a Scream (1987)
'Released in 1987, From a Whisper to a Scream (also known as The Offspring) has the distinct honor of being iconic actor Vincent Price’s last role in a horror film, which alone makes it a piece of genuine horror history. Price plays historian Julian White in the film. On the night his niece is executed for committing a string of brutal killings, White reveals the sinister secrets of her hometown, Oldfield, Tennessee, a horrific hamlet that spawns evil. But as the town’s murderous legacy is exposed with White’s chilling accounts – including stories of a necrophilic madman, a voodoo priest with life-prolonging powers and a legion of children with an appetite for flesh – White doesn’t realize that he is about the write the final chapter of Oldfield’s morbid history…in his own blood!'-- Dread Central



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Ray Cameron Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
'Kenny Everett was a zany comic who started out as a DJ in the 1960s before fronting a prime time TV comedy show in the 1980s. This 1984 film is his only attempt at a big screen offering. Kenny died of AIDS-related illness in 1995, aged 50. The film is a Hammer horror spoof, though many other films and genres are spoofed along the way. It is written by Barry Cryer, who appears in the title sequence. Eight scientists (including Kenny and, more plausibly, Dr Pamela Stephenson) investigate an old house where, 18 years earlier, 18 people were killed there in one night. The others are played by John Fortune, Sheila Steafel, Don (Rising Damp) Warrington, Gareth (coffee ads) Hunt, Cleo Rocos and John Stephen Hill. All were well known 80s British personalities but not entirely convincing as scientists! The best known actor here is Vincent Price, though he only appears in a few scenes, as the 'sinister man'. Pat Ashton's appearance as the murdered barmaid marked her last appearance in a run of 20 years of British comedy shows before she disappeared, which is a shame as she was always good fun. It pretty much also marked the end of John Stephen Hill's acting career though he is better mapped as he went on to immerse himself in his Jesuit faith.'-- David Love



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Pete Walker House of the Long Shadows (1983)
'The forgotten 1983 effort of Pete Walker (director of Frightmare and House of Whipcord, among others) promises horrific treasures with its tagline: “Room for every nightmare…A nightmare in every room.” The gorgeous poster art is equally promising, giving us great hope for a long overdue horror ensemble cast of film legends John Carradine, Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, and Vincent Price – with iconic acting firepower like that, the film is positively dripping with potential. Lee, Cushing, and Price together on screen together – how could anyone possibly take these exquisite ingredients, and manage to over bake our delectable horror cake? Well, it’s actually very easy: just add Desi Arnaz Junior to the recipe as the film’s lead. Good grief, true believers.'-- Rare Horror



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Tim Burton Vincent (1982)
'Vincent, a short film narrated by Vincent Price, is a pastiche of styles lifted from the writings of Dr. Seuss and Edgar Allen Poe, and a range of movies from B-horror films, German expressionist works and the films of Vincent Price. One could even argue that the techniques used represent a pastiche of 2D and 3D animation methods, particularly UPA's limited animation style. And though Hutcheon does not discuss the relation of parody to the development of the artist, it seems likely that pastiche is one strategy that maturing artist frequently use to legitimize their own work: it is often easier to mimic a style than to establish one's own. Burton was 24 when he made Vincent, so mirroring other texts may have freed him from serious consideration of his own style while focusing his directorial efforts on other matters.'-- Michael Frierson



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Roy Ward Baker The Monster Club (1980)
'This attempt by Milton Subotsky at resuscitating the horror anthology formula that he started back in 1965 with Dr Terrors House of Horrors, but in a semi-comic vein, proved a disappointment on its release and was the final film from his Amicus outfit. But the film has since attracted a cult following. Vincent Price appears in the framing device as a vampire who inducts John Carradine’s horror writer Chetwynd-Hayes into a club for monsters, and it’s these scenes where the film is at its weakest – mainly due to the cheap make-up effects used for the club’s denizens and an embarrassing final dance scene. But there are some stand-out moments, namely Kellerman’s grisly demise, the fog-shrouded town that Whitman tries to escape from, and Price’s big speech in which he declares that man is the biggest monster of them all.'-- Kultguy's Keep



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Jim Clark Madhouse (1974)
'During the 1960s and early 70s, American horror was arguably synonymous with two names: Vincent Price and American International Pictures. Starring in a slew of horror films for AIP (most notably the Roger Corman produced Poe adaptations), Price would go on to become veritable legend in the field of horror. Of course, AIP's British counterpart at this time was Hammer Productions, spearheaded most notably by Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. However, by 1974, Hammer's dominance over the horror world had begun to wane due to the company's increasing financial woes. This left Amicus Productions (many of which prominently featured Hammer alum Peter Cushing) to fill the void, and 1974's Madhouse represented a strange convergence of this era of horror. A co-production between Amicus and AIP featuring Price, Cushing, Robert Quarry, and even Boris Karloff (in archive footage), the film would end up being the last that Price would make for AIP; it also would hang on the precipice of the new era of horror that would be unleashed by The Exorcist, which would result in the B-movie features of the 60s and 70s falling out of favor with audiences.'-- Oh the Horror



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Douglas Hickox Theater of Blood (1973)
'Douglas Hickox manages neatly in his direction to catch the spirit of a demented Shakespearean actor’s (Vincent Price) revenge on eight members of the London Critics’ Circle who he believes denied him a Best Actor of the Year award. Situation [from an idea by producers Stanley Mann and John Kohn] allows for some good old-fashioned suspense and high comedy, such as the sequence in which Price saws off the head of one critic while his spouse, needled into unconsciousness, sleeps beside him. Price uses gory Shakespeare-inspired deaths to systematically murder each of the offending critics. Price delivers with his usual enthusiasm and Diana Rigg is good as his daughter. Ian Hendry heads the list of critics, and Diana Dors is in briefly as Jack Hawkins’ wife whom he smothers to death in a moment of jealousy.'-- Variety



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Robert Fuest The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
'When a movie's tagline reads "Love means never having to say you're ugly", you know you're in for something out there. I know it's nothing new for me to say, but Dr. Phibes is a really weird movie. As in, it's weird by my standards. They included the original trailer for the film on the DVD and it shows that the film (and its sequel) were marketed as horror movies. The problem is that when you watch this, you don't know if you're supposed to laugh or look deep within and analyze what is going on in front of you. Someone would say that Dr. Phibes is very symbolic. Other people, the kind that create goofy websites where they review terrible old movies, would tell you that Dr. Phibes is about a guy who gets horribly disfigured in a car crash and starts murdering the people who were indirectly responsible for his wife's death. That's a gross over simplification. While this article is more or less here to list the murders of Dr. Phibes, a little explanation of the strangeness is indeed required. Vincent Price dresses up like an elderly Captain Kangaroo and can only talk by plugging his neck into a phonograph. He's got a hole on the other side of his neck...this one's for eating and drinking. If you ever wanted to see a film where Vincent Price drinks wine through a hole in his neck, congratulations. You've found what you've been looking for.'-- Head Injury Theater



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Gordon Hessler Cry of the Banshee (1970)
'Although there’s a fair amount of blood and a good four sets of boobs, Cry of the Banshee doesn’t manage to be quite as entertaining as its fellow bloodless AIP films, before and after. Gordon Hessler shows great skill in his direction, but the script just isn’t as tight and fun as other efforts. Rather than being witty and having twists and turns in the plots, Cry of the Banshee is more straight forward and really doesn’t have too many shocks until the ending. The deliciously evil quotes usually spewing from the mouth of Price just aren’t there, in this film his actions speak for themselves as he shows no remorse with anyone’s life but his own. That trait is no stranger to anyone who follows AIP, but a murderous tyrant just isn’t as interesting as a madman or a tortured soul out for revenge. On the bright side, it’s a lot of fun watching the diabolical Lord Whitman squirm when he has to face the demon out to get him.'-- Oh the Horror



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Gordon Hessler Scream and Scream Again (1970)
'This movie paints itself as a thriller, but it’s a science fiction film in disguise. It has elements of political intrigue, police procedure, weirdo medical horror, and vampires, but doesn’t really do any of them very well. Vincent Price ushers in the weirdo medical horror bit, as he plays a weirdo medical doctor using a weirdo medical experiment to create supermen to Take Over the World ™. Of course, he has altruistic delusions for his stupid experiments, but the backstory to all this is never told. In fact, the explanations found in this paragraph are not given until the final ten minutes of the film, which makes the whole thing pretty confusing.'-- Falcon Movies



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Gordon Hessler The Oblong Box (1969)
'Price is sort of the hero (he lets his brother get fucked up for something he did, but otherwise he's a good guy), but he still gets to engage in some devilish behavior and display some of his trademark smarm. I particularly enjoyed the scene where he blackmails the family lawyer into finding a suitable body to use for his brother's wake, so no one would have to see his disfigurement. The lawyer protests at first, saying he's no criminal, to which Price instantly retorts: "You're a forger and embezzler, and now you're a grave robber." Hahaha, awesome. Lee is also sort of a flawed hero more than an outright villain - his experiments seem to be for good purposes, and while he never turns in his "guest" despite his crimes, he doesn't condone or assist him either.'-- Horror Movie a Day



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Michael Reeves The Conqueror Worm (1968)
'Produced by the British Tigon organisation, the film keenly exploited the commercially successful costume horrors from Hammer in the UK and Roger Corman in the US. Nevertheless the film has a broodingly sinister atmosphere, with Vincent Price playing the historical figure Matthew Hopkins, who traveled the country executing supposed witches under the powers given to him by the Roundhead parliament during the Civil War. The Conqueror Worm is one of the few films directed by Michael Reeves in his awfully brief career. As a child he started making short films featuring his school friend Ian Ogilvy. His first professional work was as an associate director on The Long Ships (1964), and then as second-unit director on Castle Of The Living Dead (1964), taking over as director mid-production. When he got The She-Beast (1966) right to everyone’s amazement, he was entrusted with bigger budgets and made better films. In 1967 he directed and co-wrote The Sorcerers (1967), giving Boris Karloff a major role in one of the few films worthy of his talent. Reeves even refused to allow my old friend Vincent Price to overact in The Conqueror Worm. Annoyed, Vincent snapped “Young man, I have made eighty-four films. What have you done?”, to which Reeves replied “I’ve made two good films.” All was forgiven when Vincent saw the end product. Alas, on the 11th of February 1969, whilst working on The Oblong Box (1969), Michael Reeves passed away aged just twenty-five, when he unwittingly combined alcohol and sleeping pills.'-- HNN



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Mario Bava Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs (1966)
'While watching this film, one is faced with many question, chief among them being: why would Bava, the master of morbid horror, have been assigned to direct this sophomoric comedy, and why should he have accepted? Bava was a working director. He took the film to fulfill contractural obligations and to put food on the table. Not everybody has the luxury of being able to make the films they want to make. So much for excuses: as a comedy, it's is unfunny, and as a film it is, quite literally, a mess. The lighting is flat and functional, the use of accelerated motion is, even by 1966 standards, terribly out-dated, and the performances range from the somnabulistic to the downright awful. Vincent Price occassionally manages to get a chuckle out of his lame dialogue, but this sort of material is quite beneath his talents. All told, this film represents an all-time low for both Price and Bava.'-- Mario Bava Reviews



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Norman Taurog Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)
'The great Vincent Price obviously had fun with his characterization of Dr. Goldfoot in this campy spy spoof directed by Norman Taurog. With his henchman Igor (Jack Mullaney), the demented doctor builds a machine that mass-produces an army bikini-clad babes. Goldfoot programs his vixens to seduce the wealthiest men alive and convince them to sign their fortunes over to him - thus enabling the fiendish doctor to amass tremendous wealth and take over the world. Frankie Avalon co-stars as Secret Agent Craig Gamble, who sets out to destroy the women and bring Goldfoot's plan to a screeching halt. Annette Funicello and Harvey Lembeck provide cameo appearances. Strictly for fans who loved those 1960s drive-in quickies.'-- RT



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Roger Corman The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
'Monster movies, beach movies, biker movies - if you wanted it done fast and on the cheap with elements that looked great on a poster, Roger Corman was your man. But while the vast majority of his producing output would fall under the heading of "hypnotically entertaining junk," Corman found the time to direct eight Poe adaptations in the early 1960s, movies that reveal him as a filmmaker possessed of considerable ability and visual flair. They're a window into the career he might have had if he weren't so darn fond of making gobs of money as efficiently as possible. Corman always liked Masque and originally intended to adapt it hot on the heels of his first Poe film, House of Usher. He hesitated in part because he was nervous about the comparisons invited by portraying death as a hooded figure immediately in the wake of Ingmar Bergman's iconic The Seventh Seal. Vincent Price plays Prince Prospero (alliteration is always awesome!) because that was practically the law when Roger Corman filmed Poe; he's in seven of the eight films in the cycle. Price shows why he's one of the great icons of horror cinema, commanding your attention every second he's on screen, savoring every line reading, and somehow managing to infuse a truly horrible character who engages in kidnap and murder like he's going to Starbucks with a genuine pathos.'-- word & film



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Ubaldo Ragona The Last Man on Earth (1964)
'Finished in 1961, but not released in the US until 1964, The Last Man On Earth appears, at first glance, to be just as flawed as the two adaptations that followed it, largely because of its poverty stricken budget. But compared to the dated Omega Man, which imagined Matheson's vampires as a spooky albino cult, or I Am Legend, which squandered its promising build-up with a botched ending and unconvincing creature effects, this early version of the book holds up extremely well. Like the book, The Last Man On Earth is set in a post-apocalyptic world in which humanity has been almost entirely destroyed by plague. Infected victims have been transformed into shuffling, zombie-like creatures with a lust for blood, and lone survivor Robert Morgan (Price) can do nothing but scratch out an existence by day, and cower in his house by night. Shot in stark, scratchy black and white, the film slowly relates the minutiae of Morgan's dull existence, disposing of bodies, hanging up wreathes of garlic, or grouchily fashioning wooden stakes on a lathe. "They're perfect. Just wide enough to keep the flesh apart so their body seal can't function," Price intones with lip smacking relish. "But how many more of these will I have to make before they're all destroyed?"'-- Den of Geek



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Roger Corman Tower of London (1962)
'Though Tower of London is no masterpiece, it's still an enjoyable Grand Guignol, thanks to Vincent Price's flamboyantly villainous performance and the atmospheric cinematography which favors dank corridors and secret passageways lined with cobwebs. Most interesting is the fact that Price also appeared in the 1939 version of Tower of London but as a victim - the ill-fated Duke of Clarence. Another fun trivia tidbit: Price had originally committed to starring in an adaptation of Poe's The Gold Bug but began work instead on Tower of London when the former project died in "development hell." It was also directly after starring in Tower of London that Price began his long and successful partnership with the Sears Roebuck and Company chain, buying inexpensive European art for their American stores.'-- TCM



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Roger Corman Tales of Terror (1962)
'Three stories adapted from the work of Edgar Allen Poe. A man and his daughter are reunited, but the blame for the death of his wife hangs over them, unresolved. A derelict challenges the local wine-tasting champion to a competition, but finds the man's attention to his wife worthy of more dramatic action. A man dying and in great pain agrees to be hypnotized at the moment of death, with unexpected consequences...'-- collaged



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Albert Zugsmith Confessions of an Opium Eater (1962)
'The movie is a coveted title for fans of actor Vincent Price, at that time contracted with American-International Pictures to appear in highly successful gothic horror movies. With his imposing good looks and a cultured voice capable of making the worst dialogue read like Shakespearian prose, Price was highly sought as a new icon of horror villainy. Some incidental evidence indicates that Confessions may have been considered for release by A.I.P., but it is likely that moguls Arkoff & Nicholson would find it too arcane, too adult and too tame to be one of their youth-oriented matinee chillers. Nevertheless, plenty of kids saw it in Allied Artists matinees, and probably couldn't make head or tails of it. But Confessions had Vincent Price, and in 1962 Vincent Price was a guarantee of kid interest. Confessions of an Opium Eater is bizarre with a capital "B", a movie that got released even with its drug-related subject matter named in the title -- which for a subsequent re-issue was changed to Souls for Sale.'-- DVD Talk



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Roger Corman The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
'Following The Fall of the House of Usher, this was the second of Roger Corman's gothic movies loosely based on Edgar Allan Poe tales and produced by the low-budget exploitation studio American International. Both starred the larger-than-life barnstorming aesthete Vincent Price and had literate scripts (the work of pulp writer Richard Matheson, author of Spielberg's Duel), handsome sets (production designer Daniel Haller) and widescreen colour photography (veteran Floyd Crosby, who'd won an Oscar in 1931 for Murnau's Tabu). Their style and opulence belie the modest budgets and shooting schedules (in this case, $300,000 and 15 days). Received with grudging respect by the press, Time magazine called it "Edgar Allan poetic", while Hollywood Reporter wrote of "a class suspense-horror film of the calibre of the excellent ones done by Hammer".'-- The Guardian



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Roger Corman House of Usher (1960)
'Price dominates an otherwise indifferently acted film as Roderick Usher, the mad, hypersensitive, last surviving male member of a cursed, degenerate family, who harbours incestuous desires towards his cataleptic sister, with whom he lives in a creepy New England mansion that itself is possessed by an evil spirit which contaminates the immediate, mistbound area. The movie, shot in CinemaScope and colour, is punctuated by shocking moments, but is more notable for its claustrophobic, doom-laden, necrophilic atmosphere and elegant camerawork than the kind of fashionable, in-your-face horror that was launched in the same year by Psycho.'-- The Guardian



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William Castle The Tingler (1959)
'I am William Castle, the director of the motion picture you are about to see. I feel obligated to warn you that some of the sensations— some of the physical reactions which the actors on the screen will feel— will also be experienced, for the first time in motion picture history, by certain members of this audience. I say 'certain members' because some people are more sensitive to these mysterious electronic impulses than others. These unfortunate, sensitive people will at times feel a strange, tingling sensation; other people will feel it less strongly. But don't be alarmed— you can protect yourself. At any time you are conscious of a tingling sensation, you may obtain immediate relief by screaming. Don't be embarrassed about opening your mouth and letting rip with all you've got, because the person in the seat right next to you will probably be screaming too. And remember— a scream at the right time may save your life.'-- William Castle



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William Castle House on Haunted Hill (1959)
'As unfashionable as it may be to say so, none of William Castle's horror movies lives up to the promise of his early noirs, such as The Whistler and its sequels and When Strangers Marry. But if one had to pick the best of the campy horror films that made his reputation, this 1958 feature would probably be it, with or without its promotional gimmick of “Emergo” (an illuminated skeleton flying over the heads of the audience). Vincent Price plays a wealthy man who offers a group of people $10,000 to spend a night in his haunted mansion; Robb White wrote the script, and the costars include Richard Long, Carol Ohmart, and the ever reliable Elisha Cook Jr.'-- Jonathan Rosenbaum



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Kurt Neumann The Fly (1958)
'Slightly above average 50s science fiction (1958), enlivened by a nearly literate script by James Clavell (Shogun). Al Hedison (before he changed his name to David and became a TV star) is a scientist meddling with a strange theory of molecular exchange; he discovers, once again, that there are things-that-man-was-not-meant-to-know when he accidentally trades heads with a fly. With Vincent Price, Herbert Marshall, and Kathleen Freeman; directed by Kurt Neumann in 'Scope.'-- Chicago Reader







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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Ah, well, maybe if you see her film, it might change your mind? Had that lustrous waterfall you linked to been turned into a gif, it would have sat squarely amidst the others, be assured. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. They are porn-like. Porn stars. Huh. Yes, yes, about gravity's illustration. I think their charisma has a bunch to do with that. Or I know that's why I keep staring at them. ** Bernard Welt, Hi there, Bernard! Now you'll have me nerdily deciding what geometric form I'm centered within all day. Yeah, everything you say about Chantal Ackerman, completely. So terrible. As important and respected as she is, I've nonetheless been amazed and impressed by the huge response her death has had here in France. It's so strange. Great about Eileen. Yes, she's suddenly an overnight sensation outside our circles. Amazing and great. I haven't seen 'Grandma', of course, due to my not quite determined TV blackout. Wonderful to see you, dear B. ** Steevee, Gotta see this 'Grandma' thing, clearly. ** Cal Graves, Hey Cal! Great to see you! What's up, where you been, what's going on? I'm very good, thank you. And you? ** Jamie McMorrow, No, I get with the relaxed thing,. The post's title was entirely comical. Gotcha on your period of The Fall concentration. Well, yeah, those earliest times were the shit. Me, I'm really good with The Fall up through 'I Am Kurious Orange'. I have a strange (?) fondness for the Brix period. The TV show isn't inspired by other TV shows, for me anyway, And I don't think for Zac. Gisele is into the idea of reviving the kind of puppet-based TV show that was a popular thing when she was growing up. So I guess the French equivalent of the popular puppet TV shows that were big in the US in the '60s like 'Shari Lewis & Lambchop', 'Captain Kangaroo', Howdy Doody', etc. I grew up watching those, but I'm not thinking about them when we're writing the script. The premiere last night was a really big success! I'm happy! My day was all about the premiere, basically, and writing the TV show. More of the same today. How was your Thursday, eh? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, yeah, I saw some of those Eliasson waterfalls other places. Nice. ** Schlix, Hi, Uli! Nice waterfall in that 'Fist 2' game. Nice game title too. I'm very good. The premiere went extremely well last night, whew! Oh, man, when are you here? I leave on Saturday morning heading over to No. America for a festival screening of Zac's and my film. The last TVC show I get to see is on Friday. When are you here? Cool! ** H, Hi. Thank you very much about the waterfalls. I do remember that promised blog post. I have a memory like a hawk, as they say, most of the time. This blog is pretty open. Or it daydreams about being eternally open, at least. Take care. Hope to see you soon. ** Krayton, I started your fiction piece, but I'm still waiting to finish it 'cos I'm trying to squeeze too much stuff into the last couple of days before I leave. I liked the beginning a bunch. Transference, huh, how so? ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Dogshit tired, what a term. Say what you like about the US of A, but, damn, do they/we think up some interesting terms. I did not get the eclair. Isn't that sad? I don't even have the 20 minutes right now to walk to the eclair place and back. Isn't that dogshit sad? Those pane of glass waterfalls are nice, yeah, even though they're usually in horrible bourgeois hotels and misused as a method of soothing the rich. But yeah. ** Gary gray, Hi, Gary! Good to see you, bud! Glad you got amazed by that waterfall stack. And, whoa, comparing it James Benning is, like, the greatest compliment in the world. I am almost tearing up over here. Yes, Bruce Boone is fantastic! 'Century of Clouds' is also really great, and, I think, my favorite of his far too few books. How are you, man? ** Okay. I thought Halloween and a Vincent Price post really deserved each other. Don't you agree? Surely. See you tomorrow.

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'I have known Lucia Berlin’s work for more than thirty years—ever since I acquired the slim, beige 1981 Turtle Island paperback called Angels Laundromat. By the time of her third collection, I had come to know her personally, from a distance, though I can’t remember how. There on the flyleaf of the beautiful Safe & Sound, her 1988 novel, is an inscription. We never did meet face to face.

'Berlin, who was born in 1936, in Juneau, Alaska, and died in 2004, on her sixty-eighth birthday, based many of her stories on events in her own life. One of her sons said, after her death, “Ma wrote true stories, not necessarily autobiographical, but close enough for horseshoes.” Although people talk, as though it were a new thing, about the form of fiction known in France as auto-fiction (“self-fiction”)—the narration of one’s own life, lifted almost unchanged from the reality, selected, and judiciously, artfully told—Lucia Berlin had been doing this, or a version of this, as far as I can see, from the beginning, back in the nineteen-sixties. Of course, for the sake of balance, or color, she changed whatever she had to in shaping her stories—details of events and descriptions, chronology. One of her sons said, “Our family stories and memories have been slowly reshaped, embellished and edited to the extent that I’m not sure what really happened all the time. Lucia said this didn’t matter: the story is the thing.”

'Berlin’s life was rich and full of incident, and the material she took from it for her stories was colorful, dramatic, and wide-ranging. The places she and her family lived in her childhood and youth were determined by her father—where he worked in her early years, then his going off to serve in the Second World War, and then his job when he returned from the war. Thus, she was born in Alaska and grew up first in mining camps in the west of the U.S.; then lived with her mother’s family in El Paso, while her father was gone; then was transplanted south into a very different life in Chile, one of wealth and privilege, which is portrayed in her stories about a teenage girl in Santiago, about Catholic school there, about political turbulence, yacht clubs, dressmakers, slums, revolution. As an adult she continued to lead a restless life, geographically, living in Mexico, Arizona, New Mexico, New York City; one of her sons remembers moving about every nine months as a child. Later in her life she taught in Boulder, Colorado, and at the very end of it she moved closer to her sons, to Los Angeles.

'She writes about her sons—she had four—and the jobs she worked to support them, often on her own. Or, we should say, she writes about a woman with four sons, jobs like her jobs—cleaning woman, E.R. nurse, hospital-ward clerk, hospital-switchboard operator, teacher.

'She lived in so many places, experienced so much—it was enough to fill several lives. We have, most of us, known at least some part of what she went through: children in trouble, or early molestation, or a rapturous love affair, struggles with addiction, a difficult illness or disability, an unexpected bond with a sibling, or a tedious job, difficult fellow workers, a demanding boss, or a deceitful friend, not to speak of awe in the presence of the natural world—Hereford cattle knee-deep in Indian paintbrush, a field of bluebonnets, a pink rocket flower growing in the alley behind a hospital. Because we have known some part of it, or something like it, we are right there with her as she takes us through it.

'Things actually happen in the stories—a whole mouthful of teeth gets pulled at once; a little girl gets expelled from school for striking a nun; an old man dies in a mountaintop cabin, his goats and his dog in bed with him; the history teacher with her mildewed sweater is dismissed for being a Communist—“That’s all it took. Three words to my father. She was fired sometime that weekend and we never saw her again.”

'Is this why it is almost impossible to stop reading a story of Lucia Berlin’s once you begin? Is it because things keep happening? Is it also the narrating voice, so engaging, so companionable? Along with the economy, the pacing, the imagery, the clarity? These stories make you forget what you were doing, where you are, even who you are.

'“Wait,” begins one story. “Let me explain . . .” It is a voice close to Lucia’s own, though never identical. Her wit and her irony flow through the stories and overflow in her letters, too: “She is taking her medication,” she told me once, in 2002, about a friend, “which makes a big difference! What did people do before Prozac? Beat up horses I guess.”

Beat up horses. Where did that come from? The past was maybe as alive in her mind as were other cultures, other languages, politics, human foibles; the range of her reference so rich and even exotic that switchboard operators lean into their boards like milkmaids leaning into their cows; or a friend comes to the door, “Her black hair . . . up in tin rollers, like a kabuki headdress.”

'The past—I read this passage from “So Long” a few times, with relish, with wonder, before I realized what she was doing:

One night it was bitterly cold, Ben and Keith were sleeping with me, in snowsuits. The shutters banged in the wind, shutters as old as Herman Melville. It was Sunday so there were no cars. Below in the streets the sailmaker passed, in a horse-drawn cart. Clop clop. Sleet hissed cold against the windows and Max called. Hello, he said. I’m right around the corner in a phone booth. 
He came with roses, a bottle of brandy and four tickets to Acapulco. I woke up the boys and we left.

'They were living in lower Manhattan, at a time when the heat would be turned off at the end of the working day if you lived in a loft. Maybe the shutters really were as old as Herman Melville, since in some parts of Manhattan buildings did date from the 1860s, back then, more of them than now, though now, too. Though it could be that she is exaggerating again—a beautiful exaggeration, if so, a beautiful flourish. She goes on: “It was Sunday so there were no cars.” That sounded realistic, so, then, I was fooled by the sailmaker and the horse-drawn cart, which came next—I believed it and accepted it, and only realized after another reading that she must have jumped back effortlessly into Melville’s time again. The “Clop clop,” too, is something she likes to do—waste no words, add a detail in note form. The “sleet hissing” took me in there, within those walls, and then the action accelerated and we were suddenly on our way to Acapulco.

'This is exhilarating writing.

'Another story begins with a typically straightforward and informative statement that I can easily believe is drawn directly from Berlin’s own life: “I’ve worked in hospitals for years now and if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that the sicker the patients are the less noise they make. That’s why I ignore the patient intercom.”

'Reading that, I’m reminded of the stories of William Carlos Williams when he wrote as the family doctor he was—his directness, his frank and knowledgeable details of medical conditions and treatment, his objective reporting. Even more than Williams, Berlin also saw Chekhov (another doctor) as a model and teacher. In fact, she says in a letter to Stephen Emerson that what gives life to their work is their physician’s detachment, combined with compassion. She goes on to mention their use of specific detail and their economy—“No words are written that aren’t necessary.” Detachment, compassion, specific detail, and economy—and we are well on the way to identifying some of the most important things in good writing. But there is always a little more to say.'-- Lydia Davis

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Further

Lucia Berlin Website
'Smoking with Lucia'
'A Roundtable on Lucia Berlin, the Greatest American Writer You've Never Heard Of'
Tom Raworth's Lucia Berlin Tribute Page
'Short Story Master Rediscovered'
'THE RISKY BRILLIANCE OF LUCIA BERLIN'
'Friends', a story by Lucia Berlin
'Stars and Saints', a story by Lucia Berlin
'Angels Laundromat', a story by Lucia Berlin
'11 Years After Her Death, Lucia Berlin Is Finally a Bestselling Author'
'Lucia Berlin’s Roving, Rowdy Life Is Reflected in a Book of Her Stories'
'Best Kept Secrets: The Fiction of Lucia Berlin'
'Lucia Berlin: Literary genius who transformed my life'
'LUCIA BERLIN AND A TALE OF TWO BOOK COVERS'
Audio: Lucia Berlin Writing Workshop
'Out of the Dark: A Manual for Cleaning Women by Lucia Berlin'
Lucia Berlin @ Citizen Film
Buy 'A Manual for Cleaning Women'



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Extras


Lucia Berlin: Pen Pals


Lucia Berlin: Mama


Lucia Berlin: Unmanageable


Lucia Berlin: My Jockey


Lucia Berlin: Angels Laundromat



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from Letters
to August Kleinzahler




Boulder itself getting on my nerves. It’s sickeningly sweet and rich and white and every single resident has a golden lab. I’m rigging up a pit on the corner. Clerks don’t say ‘enjoy’ anymore they say ‘thrive.’ My masseuse has really helped my back but she’s pregnant, which is great, except that she claims she knew the kid in another incarnation. The receptionist there is going through the change of life and while she talks on the phone she’s rubbing a sweet potato (oestrogen source) on her stomach, for hot flashes. Plus both of them [put] crystals up their private parts just like when the ladies in Candide used to hide their jewels.

You really should start to think of settling down. Serious. For later … Sometimes I wish that I lived with someone I had loved for a long time, had comfort with. Wake up with his hand on my ass etc.

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I’m sorry your bartender is dying. This sounds rude to wonder about but [it] must make it difficult to just go have a drink . . .

*

I actually know fenestration. Not personally, but the first time I looked it up was reading a 19th-century English architect’s review of another architect, ‘Balsley has a particularly witty way with fenestration.’

*

Reason I don’t like teaching is same problem I had with marriage – I lose myself.

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Where are you? I get disoriented when you go to Germany or Australia. I’m sad that you don’t go to New Jersey any more. Did acacia & plum trees bloom already? We haven’t had winter yet. Deer are confused. Six young bucks hang out in my backyard – scuffing the dead grass, slouching, smoking – sneering at labradors & joggers disaffected deer . . .

I have no news. I am boring old lady. Have to stop myself from talking to grocery clerks about my grandchildren or my cat.

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One of my classes gave me a fabulous gift. It is a cup, with Denver skyline & a moon – When you pour hot coffee in it the pope appears in the sky!

So dear heart – my new address as of May 20 – will be . . .

*

Cioran & Hazlitt have lots to say about envy, writers’. It’s pretty scary. What makes it scarier is that often ‘They’ put you down & haven’t even read your work. Like Gide with little Marcel. Didn’t even open the ms. I think women are the worst.

*

His ex-girlfriend got millions of $ in palimony because she ‘gave him the best years of her life’. Hey, how about me – I gave him the worst of mine!

*

OK, so here I am in these terrifying schools and my daddy is in the war, my mother, grandpa and uncle drunk, my mother and grandpa abusing me, sexually and physically (not at the same time, they weren’t sickos or anything). My grandma knew about grandpa but instead of protecting me she decided I was a sinner too and was mean to me, meaner than the others really. I felt bad because she took care of my sister and wouldn’t even let me in the kitchen with them. I was in constant terror of mother and grandpa and awful school torments too. I was expelled from two schools and ran away from one in first year. However in El Paso I met my first and dearest friend, Hope … and was semi-adopted by the Abrahams, was hugged for the first time in my life, kissed and combed and hollered at, part of a family that saved my life, I think. I also became a religious fanatic at Catholic school and worshipped the Virgin Mary, who took care of me … Fight with Hope devastating. Only person I had then was Uncle John who was rarely there or sober. The disillusion when he hit the kid and dog was Awful for me. The year or so left was lonely hell. Only reason i’m telling you this is that i know i have dealt with these few years ad nauseum. Problem is everytime I am scared, hurt, miserable, lonely or in trouble I go straight back to El Paso.

*

Now it turns out that the flu is carried by wild ducks.

I thought ‘the flu’ didn’t really exist at all, & was just a euphemism alcoholics used when they called in sick.

*

My first cigarette really was lit by the Prince Ali Khan.

My new computer not only points out in red misspelled words it highlights in green ungrammatical sentences. Everything I write is Greened. I’d check it out but I’d find out what it is I do Wrong and I’d stop. So here is the key for your article. I can’t write a proper sentence! Either verbs or nouns or those helping words are missing, or who knows what I do? And all this time I thought it was Style!

*

Miles Davis: ‘Those dark Arkansas roads. That is the sound I’m after.’

Turner and Caravaggio are the painters that please me, but Bacon and Alice Neal’s portraits speak to me as a writer. I read their portraits like novels or poems.

More than anyone though is Rothko. Again as much for the effect his work had on me in the 50s as the work itself. Blizzard in NY, no cars! Walked, pulling kids on a sled, to Moma for a Rothko retrospective. Few people, the light from the skylights dazzling, his colours pulsated from the walls, pure, as, well, Arkansas roads.

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I can’t wait to hear about your love life at Brown.

It’s hard to get used to the Atlantic Ocean though because the sun doesn’t set in it. But that won’t be an immediate problem … Boots for the snow and you need a truly long great scarf.

*

Good to hear from you. I laughed, remembered how feverishly I prepared for my classes the first semester. I suppose I still do but without the sense of being an impostor. You’ve probably realised by now that we have a jump on our more seasoned colleagues because we still love literature . . .

Big problem here. The zopilotes, turkey buzzards, pass through here in August on their way to Culiacan or Tijuana. Hundreds and hundreds of them in one old tree … But right about the time they usually head south there occurred a plague that began killing off prairie dogs, and since there are so many of them there are fresh corpses every day. Leaves turning yellow, snow in the mountains and the buzzards are still here. The magpie tree in my backyard has been taken over by stellar jays. Apparently the enormous racket is being made by fledglings who don’t want to feed themselves.

As my mama used to say … life is fraught with peril.

Hope you have some good snow boots.

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How can I get you settled down if you don’t do right … So I don’t think you’re hopeless – please make me worry less in my old age about you in yours – find yourself a nice girl and stick around, so to speak.

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Now see here you whippersnapper. I don’t want you pestering me any more with all your fol-de-rols & hullabaloos.

You know how sad it is to get no attention? Well, I do want attention. But all these things I said or wrote sound goofy – I don’t even know if they are true. Do I love Chekhov’s work? Yes, no that’s not the problem – Problem is I have never never given any thought to my writing. I get started, & then it’s just like writing this to you, only more legible . . .

Yes I love Raymond Carver’s work – before he sobered up & sweetened his endings – (& before that bitch pimped his work to Short Cuts – awful thing to do). I wrote like him before I ever read him. He liked my work, too – we had good talk. Recognised one another immediately. Our ‘styles’ came from our (similar in a way) backgrounds. Don’t show your feelings. Don’t cry. Don’t let anyone know you … more than exquisite control blahblahblah.

*

Fine short story in this month’s Harper’s. By Mehta. An old fashioned love story, such a sweet surprise. I loved the Narib Magoub piece in Grand Street, bought some of his books which were not as beautiful, maybe got the wrong ones.

Postman is in sight. He put that Grecian formula on his hair and moustache, now looks diabolical and decadent, which is a vast improvement. I don’t mind him now when he says ‘Enjoy your mail.’

*

A million New Yorkers at Garth Brooks concert in Central Park. Wow. New York is where I’d live if I could.

Naropa is a scam, really. They give students little soundbites of ‘classes’ every week … Allen [Ginsberg] gave the place a humour and warmth in the summer. He could chant and carry on because he wasn’t taking himself seriously but ______. At a certain age we women are supposed to stop wearing blue jeans or long hair. In her case it’s time she stopped howling around the stage and stamping her feet. It’s like Gravel Gertie having a tantrum. And she’s old enough to know who Gravel Gertie is, if you aren’t.

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But the classes are going great, and the thesis students very good. Except this one guy with a book about baseball and magic realism. Why do men think these two are a good combination. Baseball should remain uncontaminated and magic realism … god that solution for no real content reached its nadir when President Salinas on national TV announced that he was going on a hunger strike and it lasted only an hour.

Latin men are so fun in movies. They cry and sigh and say ‘Que Lindo!’ out loud, punch you in the shoulder etc.

Hope you find a lady before the snow sets in.

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I was once in Storm Lake, Iowa, for a week. Very in love with a wonderful anthropologist who was divorced. We went there for me to meet his three children, who were living with his parents in Storm Lake. (His wife, an ex Miss Iowa, had run away from home.) I was so happy in Storm Lake. His parents, children and I all got along great. We decided there to do it, get married, combine our seven children. Incredible drive home to Albuquerque, reading aloud a Uruguayan poet, Herrera Y Reisseg, making love by those praying mantis old derricks, big old stars. The day after we got back he didn’t call, and didn’t call again and so I didn’t need to hear anything to realise he had thought better of the whole idea. I was so heartbroken I never even wrote about it, except for one line in some story. ‘And that cad, Harrison.’ Sorry, I digress. All I meant to say about Iowa was that I never saw so many basketball hoops in my life.

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Seems to me the kids are just too darn healthy nowadays … get the same pleasure from flossing their teeth, jogging five miles or fucking and a shower. I mean, doesn’t anybody muffle sobs in pillows anymore? Get dizzy with desire in phone booths?

I wrote about sex in the 40s in the story ‘Sex Appeal’ … ‘Sex itself seemed to have something to do with being mad. Cats acted pretty mad about the whole thing and all the movie stars seemed mad. Bette Davis and Barbara Stanwyck were downright mean. Bella Lynn and her friends would slouch in the Court Café, blowing smoke from their nostrils like petulant dragons . . .’

In my day it was dangerous and wicked. Father Haley, a Jesuit in Chile (in fact the first hard-on I ever saw was in a cassock. But I digress . . .), he told us that a kiss on the mouth was a venial sin, but a kiss on the neck was a mortal sin. It took Freddy Greenwell, an alto sax player, to convince of the latter, later.

Only you can possibly understand this sad story … I’d never tell a woman friend, they are so bitchy. Well, I’ve been very sick. Collapsed lung, near death, 12 blood clots in lungs, ICU etc. Now hobbling around with a cane, on 24-hour oxygen, for rest of life, ugh . . .

I mean was way depressing but the worst moment was one day when I unhooked the damn hose for a minute while I was combing my hair and suddenly remembered this dear lover, Terry. Hmm, I said to my reflection … how come I’m thinking about him? Because the air from the oxygen was breathing on my neck, like a kiss.

Hope this reaches you before you go east. Please don’t take a job. It breaks up the week.



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Book

Lucia Berlin A Manual for Cleaning Women
FSG

'A Manual for Cleaning Women compiles the best work of the legendary short-story writer Lucia Berlin. With the wit of Lorrie Moore, the grit of Raymond Carver, and a blend of humor and melancholy all her own, Berlin crafts miracles from the everyday, uncovering moments of grace in the cafeterias and Laundromats of the American Southwest, in the homes of the Bay Area upper class, among switchboard operators and struggling mothers, hitchhikers and bad Christians.

'Lovers of the short story will revel in this remarkable collection from a master of the form and wonder how they’d ever overlooked her in the first place.'-- FSG


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Excerpt
from Flavorwire

Carpe Diem

Most of the time I feel all right about getting old. Some things give me a pang, like skaters. How free they seem, long legs gliding, hair streaming back. Other things throw me into a panic, like BART doors. A long wait before the doors open, after the train comes to a stop. Not very long, but it’s too long. There’s no time.

And laundromats. But they were a problem even when I was young. Just too long, even the Speed Queens. Your entire life has time to flash before your eyes while you sit there, a drowner. Of course if I had a car I could go to the hardware store or the post of€ office and then come back and put things into the dryer.

The laundries with no attendants are even worse. Then it seems I’m always the only person there at all. But all of the washers and dryers are going . . . everybody is at the hardware store.

So many laundromat attendants I have known, the hovering Charons, making change or who never have change. Now it is fat Ophelia who pronounces No Sweat as No Thwet. Her top plate broke on beef jerky. Her breasts are so huge she has to turn sideways and then kitty- corner to get through doors, like moving a kitchen table. When she comes down the aisle with a mop everybody moves and moves the baskets too. She is a channel hopper. Just when we’ve settled in to watch The Newlywed Game she’ll flick it to Ryan’s Hope.

Once, to be polite, I told her I got hot  ashes too, so that’s what she associates me with . . . The Change. “How ya coming with the change?” she says, loud, instead of hello. Which only makes it worse, sitting there, re ecting, aging. My sons have all grown now, so I’m down from € ve washers to one, but one takes just as long.

I moved last week, maybe for the two hundredth time. I took in all my sheets and curtains and towels, my shopping cart piled high. The laundromat was very crowded; there weren’t any washers together. I put all my things into three machines, went to get change from Ophelia. I came back, put the money and the soap in, and started them. Only I had started up three wrong washers. Three that had just €finished this man’s clothes.

I was backed into the machines. Ophelia and the man loomed before me. I’m a tall woman, wear Big Mama panty- hose now, but they were both huge people. Ophelia had a prewash spray bottle in her hand. The man wore cutoffs, his massive thighs were matted with red hair. His thick beard wasn’t like hair at all but a red padded bumper. He wore a baseball hat with a gorilla on it. The hat wasn’t too small but his hair was so bushy it shoved the hat high up on his head making him about seven feet tall. He was slapping a heavy €fist into his other red palm. “Goddamn. I’ll be goddamned!” Ophelia wasn’t menacing; she was protecting me, ready to come between him and me, or him and the machines. She’s always saying there’s nothing at the laundry she can’t handle.

“Mister, you may’s well sit down and relax. No way to stop them machines once they’ve started. Watch a little TV, have yourself a Pepsi.”

I put quarters in the right machines and started them. Then I remembered that I was broke, no more soap and those quarters had been for dryers. I began to cry.

“What the fuck is she crying about? What do you think this does to my Saturday, you dumb slob? Jesus wept.”

I offered to put his clothes into the dryers for him, in case he wanted to go somewhere.

“I wouldn’t let you near my clothes. Like stay away from my clothes, you dig?” There was no place for him to sit except next to me. We looked at the machines. I wished he would go outside, but he just sat there, next to me. His big right leg vibrated like a spinning washer. Six little red lights glowed at us.

“You always fuck things up?” he asked.

“Look, I’m sorry. I was tired. I was in a hurry.” I began to giggle, nervously.

“Believe it or not, I am in a hurry. I drive a tow. Six days a week. Twelve hours a day. This is it. My day off.”

“What were you in a hurry for?” I meant this nicely, but he thought I was being sarcastic.

“You stupid broad. If you were a dude I’d wash you. Put your empty head in the dryer and turn it to cook.”

“I said I was sorry.”

“Damn right you’re sorry. You’re one big sorry excuse for a chick. I had you spotted for a loser before you did that to my clothes. I don’t believe this. She’s crying again. Jesus wept.”

Ophelia stood above him.

“Don’t you be bothering her, you hear? I happens to know she’s going through a hard time.”

How did she know that? I was amazed. She knows everything, this giant black Sybil, this Sphinx. Oh, she must mean The Change.

“I’ll fold your clothes if you’d like,” I said to him.

“Hush, girl,” Ophelia said. “Point is, what’s the big deal? In a hunnert years from now just who is gonna care?”

“A hunnert years,” he whispered. “A hunnert years.”

And I was thinking that too. A hundred years. Our machines were shimmying away, and all the little red spin lights were on.

“At least yours are clean. I used up all my soap.”

“I’ll buy you some soap for crissake.”

“It’s too late. Thanks anyway.”

“She didn’t ruin my day. She’s ruined my whole fuckin’ week. No soap.”

Ophelia came back, stooped down to whisper to me.

“I been spottin’ some. Doctor says it don’t quit I’ll need a D and C. You been spottin’?”

I shook my head.

“You will. Women’s troubles just go on and on. A whole lifetime of troubles. I’m bloated. You bloated?”

“Her head is bloated,” the man said. “Look, I’m going out to the car, get a beer. I want you to promise not to go near my machines. Yours are thirty- four, thirty- nine, forty- three. Got that?”

“Yeah. Thirty- two, forty, forty- two.” He didn’t think it was funny.

The clothes were in the €final spin. I’d have to hang mine up to dry on the fence. When I got paid I’d come back with soap.

“Jackie Onassis changes her sheets every single day,” Ophelia said. “Now that is sick, you ask me.”

“Sick,” I agreed.

I let the man put his clothes in a basket and go to the dryers before I took mine out. Some people were grinning but I just ignored them. I filled my cart with soggy sheets and towels. It was almost too heavy to push and, wet, not everything € fit. I slung the hot- pink curtains over my shoulder. Across the room the man started to say something, then looked away.

It took a long time to get home. Even longer to hang everything, although I did €find a rope. Fog was rolling in.

I poured some coffee and sat on the back steps. I was happy. I felt calm, unhurried. Next time I am on BART, I won’t even think about getting off until the train stops. When it does, I’ll make it out just in time.




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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. He was a big something great, that's for sure. ** N, Hi, buddy. Glad you liked it. Ha ha, I too wish he'd been born with that voice. Well, it's not impossible, is it? ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie. Oh, I saw your email. Thank you! I'll get to check out your gif story today. I'm excited. Thank you, thank you so much! Yeah, he, VP, was huge-isa in scale. Not sure about the TV show's language yet. It'll likely depend on who buys it, if anyone buys it, i.e. a network in France or Germany or UK/US ... don't know. It's written in English, obviously. I think in English would be ideal. What's the concentration of your English Lit. class? I mean, what period or country or bent or ... ? Oh, and how did the writers gang meeting go? Fun. My day was another packed one: finished my end of the draft of the script of TV show's first episode, and this morning Zac and I will meet and work on it together to hammer out a version ready to give to Gisele, 'cos we have to give it to her before we head off on our Montreal-centered trip tomorrow. Then the 'TVC' show last night. More of the exact same today plus packing and all of that. Cool, all the best to you too on this hopefully fine, fine day. ** Sypha, That's something. ** Schlix, Hi, Uli! Welcome to Paris, if you're here! Oh, you are, aren't you? In fact, you're on your way to Versailles. Check out the Anish Kapoor whirling water vortex piece. The rest of his stuff there is kind of blah, but that's a seductive thing. Damn, I wish I could have seen you! Enjoy everything! Love, me. ** Etc etc etc, Hi, Casey. Ah, great, Ive been jonesing to read your piece on Mark's book for ages. Can't wait. Everyone, very fine writer of many stripes Casey Michael 'etc etc etc' Henry has written a big, no doubt brilliant piece on Mark Doten's extraordinary novel 'The Infernal', easily one of the best novels to have reached the world this year, and I strongly urge you to read said piece, entitled 'Apocalypse of the Vanities'. So easy too. Click. Thanks much for the clue in, man. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yep. Well, yes, you are utterly correct regarding my and this blog's mega-interest in never-made and imagined metropolises. So take some envy. And I'll find that book asap. Thanks a bunch, Ben. Good, even more excited now for the Wheatley film. Fantastic! ** Krayton, Hi, K. You de-posted it? Oh, then please do. Nice about the love-related descent. I was just trying to figure out why the sentence-slash-exclamation 'Eat that booty like groceries' is so appealing, and I think it's the interplay between the 'ooh' sound of the first 'o' and the 'oh' sound of the second 'o'. ** Misanthrope, Hi. Abortion ... where did that topic come from? I'm okay with abortion. I don't fetishize it though. Why not, though, I guess. A demon, eh? I would say you're easily intimidated, my friend. Never heard that 'wedding prick' thing before. I don't like the word/term 'prick' re: penises. I don't know why. It's appealingly violent and everything. But when someone says 'prick' about a penis, I immediately imagine a penis that looks like some kind of fork or something, which I guess I don't like? McDonalds? That makes sense, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense. ** Étienne, Hey, man! You're back over there! Good to see you, far away pal! So Paris really did end up sticking in your craw, as my grandpa used to say. Where in the world did that saying originally come from, I wonder? Well, Rome isn't too, too far from Paris. So, it could be your getaway-slash-second home-ette or something? 'Faerie Tale Theatre': Wait, that was the series hosted by the sublime genius Shelley Duvall, isn't it? If so, yes I did. Mainly to watch her intros and occasional appearances. Or they're what I largely remember. I think 'LCTG' has some Malick-ish-ness, and I know that Zac, its director, loves Malick like I do, so that seems very likely. Oh, you are, or you were, a 'Tree of Life' hater. That always interests me. 'ToL' blew my skull completely off and caused me to be unable to speak for hours afterwards, and it's maybe my favorite of his films. Quite possibly. That or 'The Thin Red Line'. Never been to Mont St. Michel. One of these days, for sure. Rohmer fucking rules. Have a great day over there! ** H, Hi. Oh, Tim Dlugos was one if my very, very best and closest friends. And he was huge influence on my writing and on my life. We met originally because I really liked his poems, and I wrote to him and asked him if he would give me a poem for my magazine 'Little Caesar'. Amethyst Press was originally an offshoot of this gay soft-porn magazine whose name escapes me. It was bought late in its short life by some rich gay guy with the idea of making it a bigger press, but the rich guy turned out to be a dilettante jerk, and he basically killed the press off when running it wasn't fun enough for him. Sad story. I sympathize, utterly and totally, with the visa/immigration stuff. I went through complete hell with that stuff for years because Yury wasn't granted a visa repeatedly, and so ... very best of luck with that. ** Steevee, I don't think I've seen any Wheatley films unless I'm spacing out. ** Okay. Lucia Berlin is an amazing writer. She was largely unknown, a writer's writer for years. Recently her work has been 'rediscovered' and published by a big press, FSG, and people are finally finding her work, unfortunately post-her death, as is so often the case. Anyway, there's a thing about her up above. Hope you enjoy it. See you tomorrow.

Halloween countdown post #8: DC picks the most charismatic Southern California haunted house attractions of Halloween season 2015

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The Opechee Way Haunt: Doll House of Death(Glendale)
The Opechee Way Haunt is a home haunt located in the hills of Glendale, California. Tucked away in this quiet, cozy neighborhood, Sam Kellman and his spooky cohorts have been creating the home haunt for the past several years. What sets Sam aside from your average haunter is that he’s 12. His team of fellow haunters are also pre-teens that have an incredibly strong sense of staging and production. Opechee Way Haunt isn’t elaborate or over-the-top, as many home haunts are here in Southern California. It’s a lo-fi experience that reminded me of haunted houses I used to create with my own pals when I was a kid. When we went to Glendale to pay Sam and his team a visit, we didn’t know what to expect, honestly. As we pulled up, we noticed the gang in the front of the house, setting up a switchback queue; that’s the first thing that struck me. Going through the haunt, I was floored by the team’s sense of staging and the honest effort they put into it – from the physical sets to the acting; they really poured their hearts and souls into this production and I found myself so incredibly impressed that I must have looked like a grinning fool the entire way through!













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Ace Escape Game(Los Angeles)
Ace Escape Game is L.A.’s ultimate escape game experience. This is a live experience unmatched by any video game or simulator. Your situation is real and you have to rely on yourself and your team in order to decode the clues and find your way out of one of our rooms. Ace Escape House features 3 unique themed rooms. Each room has its own backstory but the idea is the same: you’re in a perilous situation and time is running out. Each room has its own set of game rules where participants have 60 minutes to play. The maximum amount of participants per room is eight. Ace Escape game is a one-of-a kind gaming experience where you will be required to piece together the clues during your allowed time slot.














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Reign of Terror (Thousand Oaks)
The Reign of Terror is an annual haunted house attraction featuring 65+ rooms of scares! We celebrate our 16th year in 2015 with several design changes, some new scares and the addition of a new maze. Once you make it through our new mining town, you enter the original Reign of Terror haunted house. The Victorian styled dwelling undergoes subtle changes annually to keep guests on the edge of anticipation while preserving the original look and feel that put ROT on the map and continues to captivate fans. When you exit the butcher shed of the haunted house, you will end up in the front yard of granny's home where inside, something revolting has happened. If you continue forward, you will enter Granny's Blood Manor. If you do not wish to observe the gruesomeness for yourself, from the front yard, you will have the option skip this tour and proceed to the next section. You then make your way through some caves until you come up on our new addition for 2015, "Quarantine". After that mess, you proceed to the ROT Asylum where nothing but the best care is provided for the criminally insane. The Asylum is a deranged psychiatric institution staffed with mad scientists, nurses, and a variety of other highly unqualified lunatics. (Also newly expanded for this year!)


















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House of Horror(Rialto)
A grieving Rialto mother, whose two young boys were killed in a house fire earlier this year, has turned that now-vacant scene of tragedy into a haunted house for Halloween. Many onlookers said it was "creepy" and "bad taste." But the Rialto fire department and police department expressed a different opinion, they said it had been red-tagged, and it was "unsafe", and Friday night, they shut it down. "This is the way I'm coping with the loss of my two kids," said Viviana "Dulce" Delgado, 27. "We used to do Halloween every year. Costumes, candy and fun." On May 29, Mario Cisneros, 5, and his 3-year-old brother, David Cisneros, were overcome by smoke in the burning house where 11 family members once lived. They were found unconscious, along with their puppy. They were taken to the hospital, but they didn't make it. The puppy died, too. The family worked for a week, turning the front yard of the charred home into what looked like any of a million Halloween attractions. But, to those who know the heart-breaking history of this location, it took-on a much different appearance. Delgado, who said she was extremely disappointed by the fire department's action, had been inviting visitors in to walk the halls where her sons once gasped for air. There were classic Halloween decorations all around, including skeletons and tombstones. But, also, there were children's toys, and photographs. As curious onlookers expressed dismay and even repugnance at the scene, Delgado said she was paying tribute to her lost boys, and the Halloweens past when they had so much fun. "My kids would have loved this." she said. "There's nothing I can do to bring them back. This is something I need to do."













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CreepLA(Los Angeles)
Creep LA was founded by a group of artists and creative directors looking to bring a new experience to LA. With the popularity of interactive experiences, CreepLA strives to touch upon all forms of fear and horror both with traditional scare tactics and emotional interactions. Guests will make their way through many dark corridors and rooms encountering many personal interactions, distractions and alarming situations. We are not trying to separate ourselves, but to add to an already amazing haunt culture in a very artistic large city. With the ever-changing habits of media consumption, the importance of being present and having a one-on-one connection has diminished. In this case, the lines between watching a performance and being inside a performance will be blurred. Los Angeles has naturally inspired CreepLA. With over 8 million people living in the city, there are a lot of uncertainties and unknowns about your neighbors and the random stranger on the corner. That in itself is terrifying. Through this experience, we want to force people to address that discomfort by having them partake in something that scares them and leaves them feeling the impact long after they’ve left.















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Backwoods Maze(Burbank)
The Backwoods Maze is a long running home haunt staged by Jeff and Tyler Gustafson in their backyard. Don’t be fooled by the moniker of “home haunt”, this isn’t your grandfather’s homemade haunt by a long shot. The maze is set in a post apocalyptic world that is over run by eradiated freaks that want to do nothing more than scare you to death. The sets are gorgeous sets and the maze feels enormous due to some creative construction. The actors are top notch and best of all there are a lot of them. It truly feels like there is monster around every corner. This maze is a must see! Best of all it’s free (but I suggest leaving a donation).















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Guillermo del Toro's Crimson Peak: Maze of Madness(Universal Studios)
Guillermo del Toro Presents Crimson Peak: Maze of Madness” will be unearthed as a three-dimensional living representation of the film, designed to send guests spiraling through the chilling world and in the footsteps of Crimson Peak’s lead character, Edith Cushing, first as they venture from her home in America, then to the decaying and haunted Allerdale Hall mansion in a remote English countryside. With a foreboding “Beware of Crimson Peak” message that echos from Edith’s past, guests will navigate a labyrinth of paranormal tortured souls who have born witness to the estate’s dark history of unspeakable acts …and who continue to reside in vengeful, ghostly forms. “I am a devoted fan of Universal Studios’ ‘Halloween Horror Nights,’ and I am honored to partner with them to create a real-life version of my Gothic Romance, Crimson Peak,” said Guillermo del Toro. “It’s a thrill to work with the movie studio that gave birth to the modern horror movie genre. I can’t wait for movie-goers to enter the haunting world of Crimson Peak as they navigate this haunting maze. I can assure you, I will be first in line to experience the scares of it myself.”














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Evil Twin Studios: WARD 13(South Pasadena)
Evil Twin Studios 2015 haunted attraction will make nightmares come true at a new location in South Pasadena. This Halloween season, sanity comes to die at WARD 13. Since its earliest days, rumors about the Raymond Hill Sanitarium have circulated. Rumors of neglect. Rumors of abuse. And most disturbing of all, rumors of an undocumented area where finding a cure was secondary to exploratory experimentation. This was the one thing patients feared more than death... WARD 13. A 15 minute walk through haunted attraction experience with interactive components designed to scare you to the brink of insanity. To enhance your haunted evening, we only let small groups of patients (oops we mean patrons) into the asylum at a time.
















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Motel 6 Feet Under (Anaheim)
We would like to introduce you to the MOTEL 6 Feet Under, a new haunted house in Orange County! Located in Anaheim's Business Expo Center, the haunted house is an actual maze, you could have a walk through of twenty minutes….or thirty….or more, depending upon how lost you get! But don’t worry. You won’t be alone. A swarm of animatronic monsters and undead MOTEL staff will be lost with you. With too many surprises to see in one pass through, the haunted MOTEL has come to life!















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ALONE [an existential haunting](Los Angeles)
ALONE is one part interactive theater and one part psychological haunting where you become a part of your own nightmare. It's a thirty minute walkthrough experience, which each participant must do on their own, with no friend to cling to and with only a flashlight to hold. Unlike a traditional haunted house there is no gore, no chainsaws and no pretense that you might be killed by a deranged clown. It is only you, in the dark, with us. Each participant will move and be moved through darkened hallways and rooms, weaving below a fraternal order temple erected for the Odd Fellows in 1942. You will be dislocated, disoriented and disturbed. We are the dark. We are the space. We are the nightmare. ALONE is taking the haunted house experience to a disturbing new level.















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Beware the Dark Realm(Saugus)
Revered home haunt Beware The Dark Realm features professional quality work, including a wonderful castle exterior, great sets, and impressive makeup. The two-story castle facade (Medieval rather than Gothic) eclipsed whatever domicile was hiding behind it, creating a wonderful illusion of walking into an authentic environment. The creatures we encountered were as good as any you would see in a pro haunt, including an extraordinarily tall werewolf (on stilts) and a zombified version of the King himself Beware the Dark Realm was more extensive that we would have imagined. It really should be added to everyone’s list of must-see home haunts. It goes far beyond what one expects in a yard haunt.
















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The Haunted Shack(Torrance)
Another house loaded with scares is the Haunted Shack in Torrance. With his Dia de los Muertos - Day of the Dead - theme, Bob Peitzman is hoping to get some screams. The 39-year-old Torrance resident began hosting haunted houses for Halloween because he loves creating and engineering devices. In fact, his haunts have been so creative that in 2006 one was featured on an HGTV special. For this year's haunt, Peitzman says he concentrates more on tricks of the eye rather than gore. But that doesn't mean it's not scary. He says he has had kids cry and adults scream. Sometimes it's fight or flight with some people running out or hitting the "haunters" hiding throughout the maze. Because of this, he recommends visitors be at least 6 years old. And more timid guests can ask for "ghost repellant" and they will be given a glow-in-the-dark stick that lets workers know not to frighten them.














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Urban Death(North Hollywood)
The show – you can’t call it a play – draws upon the Artaudian theory of the grotesque and uses a Grand Guignol-vignette structure to present a shocking hour’s worth of loosely related imagery. “Vignette” is a generous description for many of these lights up/lights down pictures: a gaggle of corpses resurrects to grotesque life, momentarily menacing the audience; a man chambers a shotgun and places it under his chin; a couple screws against the wall until the man stabs the woman and drags out a length of dripping colon to precipitate his orgasm. Some of the moments have more story: there’s a thirty-second dumbshow of Orpheus’s descent to reclaim Eurydice from Hades, and an ongoing bit involving a pair of businessmen in a wanking contest. Penises, anuses, testes; vulvas, breasts, buttocks: all are presented, unadorned, for your horrification, along with lots of prosthetic and makeup effects.














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Higgins Manor(Mission Viejo)
Higgins Manor, which has its own Web site, wasn't always the tech-savvy homemade attraction it has become. What began with a seventh-grade boy turning his front yard into a cemetery has evolved into a former Navy aircraft mechanic constructing a twisted maze that wraps around and goes through his home. Set pieces include a coffin, mock electric chair and a blood-splattered bed adorned with decrepit doll parts. Higgins, who has acted and been a stage crafter at Saddleback College, spends at least a month before Halloween each year working on the project. Friends will help, but he does the majority of work on his own. This includes building the framework of the maze, which goes from the front yard, around to the backyard, through the side of the house, into the garage and finally out into the driveway. Creepy visuals — including demented Jackson Pollock-style art and creatures that jump out at people walking through the mansion — are just some of the things that make Higgins Manor spooky when it opens for a private party the night before Halloween, and publicly on Halloween. Every year the maze gets bigger, but that with bigger comes better, creating something that everyone enjoys, said Anne Higgins, Chris's mother. "We had a cemetery in the front ... and junk hanging by the front door," she said, reminiscing about the early days of Higgins Manor. "Every year it got bigger and bigger until he started building additions to my house!"















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Paranoia (Santa Monica)
PARANOIA at Santa Monica Place on the 3rd Street Promenade offers terrifying haunted mazes that will rival the Queen Mary and Universal Studios. Many of the common areas of the mall will join in on the fun with the main attraction consuming almost 50,000 square feet of raw space which will consist of three deathly horrifying mazes. "The Paranoia Story". In the days of the coastal yesteryear, Santa Monica played host to Hollywood's elite, but gambling and murder were everyone's treat. Paranoia set in one mysterious day as The Depression made everyone loose their way. The mystery of "who had done who" dreadfully still remains, as spirits of starlets and harlots creepily dwell amongst the maze. So beware of those evil spirits that haunt this space and enter if you dare at Santa Monica Place!! Maze #1 - "The Infirmary". Patients check in, but they don't check out. Beware of the orderly's creeping about. Nurse Whacky will greet you and handle you with care, but only if Doctor Giggles is there. He cares for all of his patients with an electric bedside manner, but beware of his assistant whose face is made of leather! Maze #2 - "Insomniac Clown Playhouse" All the world loves the clown and cannot imagine a fright when one is around. But what when they are awake for countless nights, Insomniac Clowns is what you have running around town, frightening all of those who are around. Beware of the walls for there are tricks to be had, and one clown in particular has gone incredibly mad. So come one and come all for the circus is here and ready to unleash your innermost fears! Maze #3 - "Granny's Manor of Mayhem". Come on over to Granny's House if you dare, where the souls of dead relatives will give you a scare. There's plenty of fixin's right here in Pig's Kitchen, yet beware as the Headless Horseman's spirit's a hitchin'. And if you make it through her abode whether dead or alive, there will be quite the surprise and you won't be able to hide. She twists and she turns and gives you a great fright, for her friend's stuck in the well, and anxiously awaits to haunt you at night!















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The 17th Door(Tustin)
The 17th Door is Orange County’s most intense and most terrifying haunted house! Behind its 17 doors is an interactive experience more innovative and shocking than anything that’s been tried before. From inside the replicated walls of a demonic University, all of your senses will be assaulted as you progress from room to room, with each space more intense and more frightening than the last – Over 30 minutes of psychological terror! The 17th Door is designed for mature audiences, preferably 16 years of age and older, and is not recommended for children under the age of 13, as there will be intense thematic material throughout the haunt. This unique, timed haunt experience tells the story of Paula, and how her life falls hard and fast down a spiral of torture and bad decisions. Can you walk in Paula’s shoes through the dissolution of her life, and face her personal demons? Will you be able to withstand what’s behind that final door? Or will you succumb to the fear and have to cry out “Mercy”?
















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The Curse of the Devil Swamp(Covina)
The forbidden swamp. This expanse of land has not seen visitors for almost two centuries. Alligators, bugs, quicksand and snakes keep intruders at bay. Despite the danger, adventurers have tried to enter the swamp in search for a "bigfoot-like" creature. None have been successful in fear of damaging A/V equipment needed to prove the existence of this monster. Created by Lucas Acosta, a college student and vet of Knott’s Scary Farm, this home haunt has an attention to detail and a dedication that is unrivaled. The fresh, interesting designs of the environment and the monsters that live within are unlike anything I have seen. It makes great use of both audio and performance as well, giving this preview a very polished and completed feel.















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Paranormal Inc.(Knotts Scary Farm)
This is THE must see maze of the season. Paranormal Inc, the brainchild of Jon Cooke (Special Ops: Infected), invites guests into a haunted insane asylum during a live taping of the popular Paranormal Inc. reality series. Welcomed into the main lobby of the abandoned asylum, we are told that a large amount of electric energy, when released, will blur the line between the real world and the ethereal realms. Of course, something goes terribly wrong and faster than you can say “shadow people”, we are whisked away to one of two separate paths. One side tells the story of the evil nurse that tortured her patients. The other, of the nefarious doctor. To tell you more about it would be to totally ruin the element of surprise for this attraction so we will leave it at that. The detail is there, but that isn’t what makes something a good maze, much less a compelling experience. What does make a strong walkthrough is a premise or storyline that can be applied to all the levels of attention spans. Here we have that in spades. The idea has to click with everyone. This is the best maze that Knott’s has done in a long time. It is probably going to be the best maze of the entire year at any haunt.


















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Mystic Motel(Ladera Ranch)
The D’Avanzos have six kids ranging in age from two months to 12 years old, making Mystic Motel a truly family affair. Ashton, 10, is the ride operator, loading all the passengers and reciting the safety spiel. Isabella, the oldest, applies makeup to the faces of the characters in the maze and ride. Emma, 8, plays a waitress in the diner scene, serving hot chocolate and treats to unsuspecting visitors. The rest of the kids - except for the baby - help out with construction to the extent they are able. Set in an abandoned 1955 desert motel along Route 66, Mystic Motel takes visitors through the decrepit interior of a deteriorating motor lodge and into its haunted basement. Along the way you peek into a once bustling casino, explore derelict motel rooms and step into a run-down diner for a refreshment. There's even a TV news broadcast playing on a video screen that explains the haunted history of Mystic Motel. Striving for Disneyland standards, D’Avanzo hopes "motel guests" will set their own pace in the haunted maze, jiggling doorknobs, looking behind shower curtains and hanging out in the eight scenes as long as they want to soak up the elaborate back story and detailed scenery. “We try to take Disney to the nth degree," D’Avanzo said. "We just go all out.” After navigating the maze, visitors arrive at the compact but compelling dark ride parked in the family's attached two-car garage. The 38-second ride manages to pack six scenes into a serpentine route that travels along a 60-foot track. That's a lot of storytelling squeezed into a small amount of space and time. Based on online feedback from last year, D’Avanzo updated every scene in the dark ride, adding LED lighting, pinpoint spotlights, animatronic figures and even video screens. He spent a month working on a fiendish furnace that flings “fireballs” at riders. In total, he’s used 70 pieces of plywood, 90 two-by-fours and six boxes of screws -- getting to know the guys at Home Depot on a first-name basis over the course of the past 16 months. “It’s so much work,” D’Avanzo said. “My neighbors think I’m a nut case.”

















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p.s. Hey. So, today, this morning in fact, I'm heading off on a shortish plane-requiring trip centered around the screenings of LIKE CATTLE TOWARDS GLOW at the Festival du Nouveau Cinema in Montreal on October 16th and 17th. While I'm gone, the blog will revert to its usual away schedule, meaning you'll get rerun posts, brief pre-programmed p.s.es, and a moment therein of newness in the form of your regular monthly escorts post on the 15th. I'll be back here doing p.s.es and launching new posts again in about a week, on Monday October 19th. Please hang out and comment while I'm gone because I'll catch up with all accumulated comments on the day of my return. Thanks! ** H, Hi. I do know CK Williams' poetry, but not hugely well, and not in a long time. He's someone I should revisit. If you missed it, the great Richard Labonte kindly laid out the short, lustrous history of Amethyst Press and its mastermind Stan Leventhal in the comments yesterday. ** David Ehrenstein, Really terrific writer, Lucia Berlin. A veteran of the important, much missed Black Sparrow Press. Very nice about the Jack Smith thing. I'll pass it along. Everyone, David Ehrenstein has an excellent tip for those of you in the area of NYC. Here he/it is: 'New Yorkers should be alerted to a Jack Smith retro that Anthology Film Archives is running November 13 - December 1. Put together by the intrepid Jerry Tartaglia in consists of rare gems including videos of Jack's performances like "Hamlet in the Rented World."' ** Tosh Berman, Hi, T. You won't be sorry for scoring the Lucia Berlin. Excellent, excellent stylist and even storyteller. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie! Yesterday was too busy/swamped for me to get to dig into your gif work, but I'll have plenty of time starting later today. Oh, man, that English Lit class sounds really old fashioned, if you don't mind me saying so. Like the kind of ELC I might have been put through back in my college era. Strange. But I guess that stuff is some kind of foundation or something. It just seems very old school. I hope you find some jewels that suit your brain in there. Yay about the gang. Your girlfriend is a writer too? That's very cool. Yeah, Zac and I are very happy about showing in that festival. It's a very good one. They're giving us a kind of pass so we can see whatever films we want, but we'll only actually be in Montreal for about 2 1/2 days, so we'll see whatever we can. They're showing the new Philippe Grandeur film while we're there, and we definitely will catch that. What was the play? Was the Sikh temple just a coincidental venue or are the play and it related somehow? Friday was nuts busy, but it all went really well, thanks. Oh, no, I think people read other people's comments all the time. It's totally cool, and I think that's pretty regular or whatever. That's a Scottish term? Interesting. My family's heritage is Scottish, or partly so, so that males sense. Huh. Have a really fine week, and I look forward to hearing what happened on your end and talking again when I get back. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, man! Yeah, indeed, about those two books. Other recommended short story books of late ... I think my being up early and having to do this quickly without enough coffee will require me to think about that and to attempt to remember to tell you what I remembered when I get back. **  Sypha, 'Childhood' is so great, duh! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, great, I'm really happy that the Barbara Pym lead paid off. Cool, welcome to the Pym cult. She's amazing. ** Richard labonte, Hi, Richard! Always a great joy to see you, sir! And thank you so very, very much for laying out the story of Amethyst and of Stan Leventhal. Everything you said I double and then quadruple, etc. Right, I had totally spaced out about Michelle Karlsberg's involvement. I never dealt with her very much, which is why, I guess, but, yes, for sure! It was such a shame what happened to Amethyst with that rich guy playing with it via his money, and firing Stan as Editor in the process. Under Stan, it had become a press to rival its peers of the day like GPNY, SeaHorse, Gay Sunshine, Alyson, and others. One of the last books Amethyst put out was that anthology I edited, 'Discontents'. It was a big success and sold out its run in about a month, and the owner didn't even care enough to reprint it. Anyway, yeah. And Stan was a really lovely guy. When Amethyst was taken away from him, it really crushed him. Bleah. Anyway, thank you, Richard. I'll be in your country, i.e. Canada, very soon, but, unfortunately, not so close to your neck of the woods to get to visit with you. Take care! ** Steevee, Hi. Yeah, 'State of Siege' is terrific. I highly recommend 'Z' too. It's really something. ** Schlix, Hi, Uli! Ah, shit, yeah, I was reading about the strike last night. I've only seen the Philharmonic building from the window of a tram so far, but the facade is quite crazy. I'm looking for an opportunity to go inside that place. I'm kind of amazed and pleased that S & Co. had 'Mira Corpora'. For a while there, maybe a year or two ago, that store got really good because they had some very savvy young book buyer on staff, but then she or he must have left, and then it reverted to being a home for mostly best sellers and travel books again. But that's good news, so I'll go have a look. Have a really fun weekend here, and, again, sucks that the timing was such that I didn't get to see you! Love, me. ** Okay. I leave you, naturally, with another Halloween post. If you're reading this from Southern California, the world's capitol of Halloween haunted houses, maybe the above guide will be of use. If you're from somewhere else, use it to dream, I guess. I hope all of you have a really good and fun and etc., etc. next weeks. I'll be back to do what I do in this realm a week from this coming Monday. The blog will see you tomorrow, and I will see you just a bit later. Take care.

Rerun: Dirk Bogarde Stepladder (orig. 09/26/09)

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'Dirk Bogarde was the biggest British star of fifties cinema: a heart-throb whose protestations of being a "serious actor" was seen as just another pretty boy's whinge. He made several films which stretched his range but it was with Victim that he really broke out of his straightjacket. In it he played a married homosexual fearful of blackmail. The Servant consolidated his position as a great actor and got him a BFA award. He got a second one for Darling. By now he was in demand by great European directors. He worked with Resnais, Fassbinder and Visconti for whom he did The Damned and Death in Venice (which contains possibly his greatest performance). As his career ran out of steam he began a remarkable series of autobiographies and then moved into writing novels. He had lived in Provence since the seventies, only returning to England to live fulltime when Forwood needed medical treatment during his final illness. He continued to live in England after his longtime lover Anthony Forwood's death for the last ten years of his life. After his death his body was buried in Provence. As an actor he was never easy to like. There was reserve about him that bordered on contempt and yet, in the right role, he could suggest limitless suffering behind his austere facade.'-- Britishpictures.com



17 films and 16 missives


from 'Cast a Dark Shadow' (1955)

'Dirk Bogarde digressed from his usual lightweight image to portray a smarmy murderer in Cast a Dark Shadow. He kills his first wife (Mona Washbourne), hoping to claim her inheritance. Surprise! The inheritance is a myth. Thus Bogarde sets his sights on barkeeper Margaret Lockwood, whom he knows to be heavily insured. But Lockwood is possessed of a naturally suspicious nature, making Bogarde's second murder plot a bit more delicate than his first. Cast a Dark Shadow is a too-literal adaptation of Janet Green's stage play Murder Mistaken.'-- Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

'Cinema is just a form of masturbation. Sexual relief for disappointed people. Women write and say, "I let my husband do it because I think it`s you lying on top of me". The local police were always having to come and remove girls from their nesting places under the bushes by my home. Like an orphan girl who twice escaped from a home at Birmingham. We only discovered her because she used the potting shed as a lavatory which seemed to indicate an alien presence. I had my flies ripped so often that eventually, in public, I had to have a side zip... can you imagine anything more humiliating than that?'-- Dirk Bogarde




'Doctor at Sea' (1955)

'I've got a good left profile and a very bad right profile. I was the Loretta Young of my day. I was only ever photographed on the left-hand profile. But I simply love the camera and it loves me. But the amount of concentration you have to use to feed the camera is so enormous that you're absolutely ragged at the end of a day after doing something simple - like a look.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from 'Libel' (1959)

'Everyone wants to get into movies, but there aren't any movies left.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from 'Song Without End' (1960)

'In 1959, Bogarde went to Hollywood to play Franz Liszt in Song Without End (1960) and to appear in Nunnally Johnson's Spanish Civil War drama The Angel Wore Red (1960) with Ava Gardner. Both were big-budgeted films, but hampered by poor scripts, and after both films failed, Bogarde avoided Hollywood from then on. He was reportedly quite smitten with his French Song Without End co-star Capucine, and wanted to marry her. Capucine, who suffered from bi-polar disorder, was bisexual with an admitted preference for women. The relationship did not lead to marriage, but did result in a long-term friendship. It apparently was his only serious relationship with a woman.'-- Imdb

'The kind of acting I used to do no longer exists because your prime consideration is the budget, running time, the cost - and whether they'll understand it in Milwaukee.'-- Dirk Bogarde




'Victim' (1961)

'For Victim, Dirk Bogarde, Britain’s revered matinee idol, risked his career to portray Melville Farr, a closeted gay lawyer at a time when homosexual acts were a crime. When his former lover Jack (Peter McEnery) is blackmailed, Farr — who is married — agrees to investigate. The case is complicated by his fear of exposure and a sudden mysterious death.'-- Phase9

'It is extraordinary, in this over-permissive age, to believe that this modest film could ever have been considered courageous, daring or dangerous to make. It was, in its time, all three.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from 'HMS Defiant' (1962; 1:33)

'My views were formulated as a 24-year-old officer in Normandy ... On one occasion the Jeep ahead hit a mine ... Next thing I knew, there was this chap in the long grass beside me. A bloody bundle, shrapnel-ripped, legless, one arm only. The one arm reached out to me, white eyeballs wide, unseeing, in the bloody mask that had been a face. A gurgling voice said, 'Help. Kill me.' With shaking hands I reached for my small pouch to load my revolver ... I had to look for my bullets -- by which time somebody else had already taken care of him. I heard the shot. I still remember that gurgling sound. A voice pleading for death ...That hardens you: You get used to the fact that it can happen. And that it is the only sensible thing to do.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from 'The Servant' (1963)

from a letter to Joseph Losey: 'Of course you WOULD be distressed by the vicious reviews of 'The Servant', your baby and mine ... Well, I loved it... and approved it, and was terribly pleased to get the coverage.... things on which you did not comment.. like us both trying to work for English Films and make them go... seem to have passed over your huge head.... the fact that I did NOT say you were pissed out of your mind, and disgusting, the night I walked off the set... and took ALL the blame; you choose to ignore... correctly, I suppose.... If one thinks one is God one must behave as God... but I dont, honestly, see how we could work together again..... we have said all there is to say as actor-director...... and you decided, a while ago, to take another path my dear.. the one with the lolly and the lushness.... I have kept to my rather wobbley one; it has been a bit of a wrench... but, after all, I had the lush one before Our Time, with Rank, I suppose.... so now it is refreshing to be free.... and to choose. It is frightning like shit.... but it is honour regained.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from "I Could Go On Singing' (1963)

This is the infamous "Hospital Scene" from the film I Could Go On Singing starring Judy Garland and Dirk Bogarde. The scene is a tour de force of acting skill from Garland, proving that not only was she one of our greatest singers, she was one of the finest actresses of her time. The scene is one continuous take as the director saw the raw emotion behind Garland's performance and did not want to interrupt it. You can actually see the key lighting around Garland's eyes move and try to reposition several times as she performs this scene.

'It was said of me recently that I suffered from an Obsessional Privacy. I can only suppose it must be true. It's a very good thing that the camera can photograph thought. It's so much better than a paragraph of sweet polemic.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from 'Hot Enough for June' (1964)

'The earliest of the Bond spoofs and still one of the best, this bright comedy has a reluctant Bogarde drafted into service in the British Secret Service for a dangerous mission in Soviet occupied Czechoslovakia, where he finds himself seduced, pursued, and never quite sure what he is doing there.'-- David Vineyard, Mystery File




from 'Modesty Blaise' (1966)

'In Modesty Blaise, Gabriel (Dirk Bogarde) is an effete master criminal who's successfully convinced Interpol of his death. His headquarters are on a private Mediterranean island, in an abandoned monastery equipped with electronic equipment and adorned with modern art. His first lieutenant is a fussy accountant, McWhirter (Clive Revill, in another role) and the place is well-stocked with gourmet food and hunky henchmen. Modesty Blaise came at the height of Joseph Losey's intense, moody string of dramatic hits in the '60s. A light comedy SuperSpy thriller without aspirations to deeper meanings, it garnered a lot of anticipation. What would the director of the sexy sofa scene in The Servant do with sexy Antonioni star Monica Vitti? When the film was shown at Cannes, it was booed, and from then on the question was, 'Why did you make Modesty Blaise?" It was if they were saying, "Why did you bother doing subject matter for which you were totally inappropriate?"'-- DVD Savant




from 'Sebastian' (1968)

'Sebastian (Dirk Bogarde) is an undisciplined mathematics genius who works in the ‘cipher bureau’ of the British government. While cracking enemy codes, Sebastian finds time to romance co-worker Susannah York. The film dwells upon Sebastian's rather lax morals (even by 1968 standards), culminating in his refusal to commit himself to York once he's rendered her pregnant, and, frankly, this aspect of the story is more fascinating than the main espionage plotline.'-- Movies&television

'I don't lose my temper often; about once every twenty years perhaps, and when I do, it is normally with my fellow actors, the majority of whom are dreadfully dull and boring and eccentric and full of something called valium.'-- Dirk Bogarde




'The Damned' trailer (1969)

'We went to the Cannes Film Festival for 'The Damned' premiere. Cannes is my idea of hell. You see all the people you thought were dead and all the people who deserve to be dead. After a while, you start to think you might be dead, too. People were so surprised by my interest in being in The Damned. They wondered why I made the turn in my career that I did, working with Visconti, Resnais, Tavernier, Fassbinder after all the matinee idol nonsense. But I decided at a certain point that I`ll only work with new people. If you stick with your contemporaries, you're dead.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from 'Death in Venice' (1971)

from a letter to Joseph Losey: 'And remember about Death in Venice .... I know that you have long wanted to make it. You told me until I was blue in the face.... but you never asked me to do it.... or offered me the chance, or remotely thought that I even could! Visconti, in May last year, did.... I was amazed and thrilled to my marrow.... he gave no reasons, except to say, in a rather grudging way, that I was 'like a dead pheasant... hanging by the neck, and almost ready to drop.' the reference being, I hope, that I was RIPE. And also, that I do look like Mahler, and that I was 'one of the most perfect actors in the world today on the screen.'-- Dirk Bogarde




from 'The Night Porter' (1973; 4:14)

'By the early 1970s, Bogarde, who was himself gay, had appeared in a series of dark and sexually explicit films which explored subjects as diverse as homosexual lust and the rise of the Nazis. The actor's letters, which were published in 2006, reveal, however, that he was tired of such subjects. In 1975, he wrote: "I simply will not engage in any more films where people piss into chamber pots, bugger little boys in railway lavatories or indulge in threesome sex situations. I am not shocked by any of this. God knows. But bored rigid. I HATE the work now. Honestly … during my fifth simulated orgasm on the film with [Liliana] Cavani in The Night Porter I suddenly wondered what the hell I was doing at 53 with my back on the floor, my flies undone, being straddled by beloved Miss Charlotte Rampling."'-- The Telegraph




from 'Providence' (1977)

'In 1978, Bogarde wrote a letter to his friend and regular correspondent Dilys Powell, a well known film critic of the era, about working with Sir John Gielgud on Providence, the first English-language film by Alain Resnais, the French director. "Actually John Gielgud and I were fully hard put to understand much of what we said! 'Can't understand a word dear!' he used to cry…'It really doesn't make sense Alain… I'll say it, but I haven't the foggiest notion of what it means.' Mind you, he claims that he doesn't understand half of Shakespeare."'-- The Telegraph




'A Bridge Too Far' trailer (1977)

'Bogarde and Attenborough are known to have fallen out over their collaboration on the 1977 war epic, A Bridge Too Far. But the frequency and viciousness with which he attacks Attenborough will surprise many. In a letter dated September 27, 1988, Bogarde tells the film critic Dilys Powell that he is dreading an approaching Bafta celebration where he is to be honoured by "that idiot Attenborough". A month later, Bogarde rejoices in the fact that he managed to keep "Sir R.A. off stage" for the entire course of the evening. In 1989, Bogarde apologised to Powell for staying away from an event being held in her honour, but explains that he was afraid of meeting "Attenborough and all that beaming falsity".'-- The Telegraph




from 'Despair' (1978)

'Rainier Werner Fassbinder's Despair is primarily a star vehicle rather than a Fassbinder, Ballhaus or Nabakov film. Bogarde takes over the film displacing the director, making the film flowing, believable, charming, unpretentious, but in so doing looses all of the crazed innocence present the earlier films. In a sense Despair could be grouped with other Dirk Bogarde films about the Third Reich, such as Visconti's The Damned or Cavani's The Night Porter. For Bogarde had become typecast in the mid-70s as a German bourgeois or industrialist suffering or being made to suffer at the time of the beginning of the Third Reich. Bogarde´s performance is the film. He makes wealth believable, emotions palpable, sexuality intriguing, even heterosexuality for Bogarde was not heterosexual. In other words he takes a Faßbinder film and forges it into an entirely convincing filmic experience. But it may also be true that Dirk Bogarde was the wrong actor for Fassbinder.'-- Paul Murphy, Perameter Magazine

'I was very good in Despair ... This is not conceit, merely a statement of fact. Had to appear at nasty Cannes Festival ... I do detest Americans and Australians ... but it is luvvly to know one is ADORED. Tote's tests are costing me a fortune ... I fear we'll have to move back to London. It will feel like an amputation ... But as long as its not Kentish Town.'-- Dirk Bogarde








1979: 'I have decided to give the Movies a rest. I DETEST the work … and most of the time I detest the people. The fact that I have been chosen by Alain Resnais, or Visconti, or Fassbinder helps tremendously … but really, when all is said and done, it is what my Father always said, ‘No job for a man.'-- Dirk Bogarde




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p.s. Hey. Welcome to the first of a week's worth of days of reruns here at DC's while I am away mostly co-escorting LIKE CATTLE TOWARDS GLOW while it's greeting the world in Montreal. For today, think about Dirk Bogarde, if you will. Thanks.

Halloween countdown post #9: Rerun: 20 coffins (orig. 09/17/08)

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'This huge casket, which is 20 metres long, six metres wide and six metres high, is decorated with wreaths and dozens of normal-sized coffins. Morbid diners can browse the funeral paraphernalia before ordering from a menu that includes "Nine Day" and "Forty Day" salads - named after local mourning rituals - and an ominous-sounding dish called "Let's meet in paradise". The coffin restaurant, called Eternity, is the work of a funeral parlour in the town of Truskavets, in the west of the country near the Polish border. The undertakers hope that their restaurant will be confirmed as the world’s biggest coffin, attracting tourists to a region best known for its mineral-rich bathing waters. "It's our director Stepan Pyrianyk who had the idea," said Andri, one of those behind the new enterprise. "He loves his work and reckons the project will bring tourists to Truskavets.'''-- Telegraph.co.uk


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'Vitaly Malyukov, a Russian inventor, has designed caskets outfitted with alarm buttons for those buried alive by mistake. His invention includes a circular device (containing special membranes), which is mounted in a casket. Should a person recover consciousness, he will spot it right away because the device will be glowing red. A person buried alive will have to press that "alarm button" to raise the alarm at a control panel in the office of a cemetery caretaker. The alarm is designed to show which grave have signs of life, so to speak. No word on pricing or availability as of yet.'-- New Launches


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Joe Scanlan
DIY or How to Kill Yourself Anywhere in the World for Under $399
Gent, Belgium: Imschoot. 2002

Synopsis: Book providing complete diagrams for obtaining ten items from Ikea to be utilized in preparing your own funeral – inclusive of flower arrangements and a coffin. Using simple tools and just about no skills, you too can do-it-yourself for under $399 in just about any major city in the world. Basic hand tools, taxes, cell phone roaming charges, and embalming not included. Highly recomended in these troubled times. Add it to your wishlist


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IMPROVED BURIAL-CASE
US Patent No. 81,437
Issued: August 25, 1868
Inventor: Franz Vester, Newark NJ


"The nature of this invention consists in placing on the lid of the coffin, and directly over the face of the body laid therein, a square tube, which extends from the coffin up through and over the surface of the grave, said tube containing a ladder and a cord, one end of said cord being placed in the hand of the person laid in the coffin, and the other end of said cord being attached to a bell on the top of the square tube, so that, should a person be interred ere life is extinct, he can, on recovery to consciousness, ascend from the grave and the coffin by the ladder; or, if not able to ascend by said ladder, ring the bell, thereby giving an alarm, and thus save himself from premature burial and death; and if, on inspection, life is extinct, the tube is withdrawn, the sliding door closed, and the tube used for a similar purpose. . . "


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'A trio of Brooklyn College graduate students believe they can turn the collective unrest of the City into beautiful music. Jared Mezzocci, David Gladden and Tara Gladden have constructed an enormous coffin, roughly eight-feet high by four-feet wide, and are calling on New Yorkers to place within the casket that which they want to see dead. Intended to be a living work of art demonstrating that evil can be turned to good, the piece, entitled “Coffin It Up,” will be taken around the City so that those who come across it can write on its interior things they would like to see dead. At the end of its tour the coffin will be sealed and turned into a cello-like instrument, to be played at an as-yet-determined concert venue. The idea, said David Gladden, is to turn negative energy into positive song.'-- Village Voice


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'For the Ga tribe in coastal Ghana, funerals are a time of mourning, but also of celebration. The Ga people believe that when their loved ones die, they move on into another life -- and the Ga make sure they do so in style. They honor their dead with brightly colored coffins that celebrate the way they lived. The coffins are designed to represent an aspect of the dead person's life -- such as a car if they were a driver, a fish if their livelihood was the sea -- or a sewing machine for a seamstress. They might also symbolize a vice -- such as a bottle of beer or a cigarette.'-- GhanaWeb


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Uono, a Köln-based coffin manufacturer, offers The Cocoon, designed by Andreas Spiegel. Lightweight (20kg) and made from a soy-based resin and lined with jute, the coffin decomposes in 10-15 years and can also be used for cremation.You'll rest comfortably in the white cotton or silk liner. It features a water-based varnish and is CO2 neutral. The coffins are finished by hand are available in 14 colors, or use their Haute Couture program to design custom color of your choice. You can pre-order your coffin so your loved ones won't have to lay you to rest in something less aesthetically pleasing. Delivery is 3 days in Germany, and shipping elsewhere will take more time. The Cocoon will cost you (or your loved ones) $3,500.'-- CoolHunting.com


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'This year for its annual Halloween makeover event Fright Fest, Six Flags is introducing the creepy Coffin of Fear. For this new Fright Fest attraction, the squeamish need not apply. Each participating guest will lie in a coffin which will be filled with meal worms then sent on a terrifying journey through a maze packed with monsters, ghosts, shocks, and horrors. Guests must remain in the mealwormy coffin for the duration of the three minute ride in order to win a prize.'-- SixFlags.com
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p.s. Hey. My short vacation from the blog doesn't mean you're spared from my proclivity to bring the topic of Halloween into this location on the blogosphere every few days. In 2008, I thought this post was appropriately Halloween-y, and, given that I'm reposting it, I must still think so. Enjoy, hopefully.

Rerun: Ashbery's (orig. 10/02/08)

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'The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.'
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Some Trees


These are amazing: each
Joining a neighbor, as though speech
Were a still performance.
Arranging by chance

To meet as far this morning
From the world as agreeing
With it, you and I
Are suddenly what the trees try

To tell us we are:
That their merely being there
Means something; that soon
We may touch, love, explain.

And glad not to have invented
Such comeliness, we are surrounded:
A silence already filled with noises,
A canvas on which emerges

A chorus of smiles, a winter morning.
Placed in a puzzling light, and moving,
Our days put on such reticence
These accents seem their own defense.



Street Musicians

One died, and the soul was wrenched out
Of the other in life, who, walking the streets
Wrapped in an identity like a coat, sees on and on
The same corners, volumetrics, shadows
Under trees. Farther than anyone was ever
Called, through increasingly suburban airs
And ways, with autumn falling over everything:
The plush leaves the chattels in barrels
Of an obscure family being evicted
Into the way it was, and is. The other beached
Glimpses of what the other was up to:
Revelations at last. So they grew to hate and forget each other.

So I cradle this average violin that knows
Only forgotten showtunes, but argues
The possibility of free declamation anchored
To a dull refrain, the year turning over on itself
In November, with the spaces among the days
More literal, the meat more visible on the bone.
Our question of a place of origin hangs
Like smoke: how we picnicked in pine forests,
In coves with the water always seeping up, and left
Our trash, sperm and excrement everywhere, smeared
On the landscape, to make of us what we could.



My Erotic Double

He says he doesn’t feel like working today.
It’s just as well. Here in the shade
Behind the house, protected from street noises,
One can go over all kinds of old feeling,
Throw some away, keep others.
The wordplay
Between us gets very intense when there are
Fewer feelings around to confuse things.
Another go-round? No, but the last things
You always find to say are charming, and rescue me
Before the night does. We are afloat
On our dreams as on a barge made of ice,
Shot through with questions and fissures of starlight
That keep us awake, thinking about the dreams
As they are happening. Some occurrence. You said it.

I said it but I can hide it. But I choose not to.
Thank you. You are a very pleasant person.
Thank you. You are too.



What Is Poetry

The medieval town, with frieze
Of boy scouts from Nagoya? The snow

That came when we wanted it to snow?
Beautiful images? Trying to avoid

Ideas, as in this poem? But we
Go back to them as to a wife, leaving

The mistress we desire? Now they
Will have to believe it

As we believe it. In school
All the thought got combed out:

What was left was like a field.
Shut your eyes, and you can feel it for miles around.

Now open them on a thin vertical path.
It might give us — what? — some flowers soon?






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Four Recent Poems



More Feedback

The passionate are immobilized.
The case-hardened undulate over walls
of the library, in more or less expressive poses.
The equinox again, not knowing
whether to put the car in reverse
or slam on the brakes at the entrance
to the little alley. Seasons belong
to others than us. Our work keeps us
up late nights; there is no more joy
or sorrow than in what work gives.
A little boy thought the raven on the bluff
was a winged instrument; there is so little
that gives and says it gives. Others
felt themselves ostracized by the moon.
The pure joy of daily living became impacted
with the blood of fate and battles.
There’s no turning back the man says,
the one waiting to take tickets at the top
of the gangplank. Still, in the past
we could always wait a little. Indeed,
we are waiting now. That’s what happens.



Just Walking Around

-----What name do I have for you?
Certainly there is not name for you
In the sense that the stars have names
That somehow fit them. Just walking around,

An object of curiosity to some,
But you are too preoccupied
By the secret smudge in the back of your soul
To say much and wander around,

Smiling to yourself and others.
It gets to be kind of lonely
But at the same time off-putting.
Counterproductive, as you realize once again

That the longest way is the most efficient way,
The one that looped among islands, and
You always seemed to be traveling in a circle.
And now that the end is near

The segments of the trip swing open like an orange.
There is light in there and mystery and food.
Come see it.
Come not for me but it.
But if I am still there, grant that we may see each other.



The New Higher

You meant more than life to me. I lived
through you not knowing, not knowing I
was living.
I learned that you called for me. I came to
where you were living, up a stair. There
was no one there.
No one to appreciate me. The legality of it
upset a chair. Many times to celebrate
we were called together and where
we had been there was nothing there,
nothing that is anywhere. We passed
obliquely,
leaving no stare. When the sun was done
muttering,
in an optimistic way, it was time to leave
that there.



Always Merry and Bright

Across the frontier, imperfect sympathies are twinkling,
a petite suite of lights in the gaga sky.
Most of the important things had to be obliterated
for this to happen. Does that interest you, ma jolie?
Something else would have happened in any case,
more to your liking perhaps. Yet we can't undo the sexual posture
that comes with everything, a free gift.
Now the blades are shifting in the forest.
The ocean sighs, finding the process of striking the shore
interminable and intolerable. Let's pretend it's back when we were young
and cheap, and nobody followed us. Well,
that's not entirely true: the cat followed us
home from school sometimes. Men in limousines followed us
at a discreet distance, the back seat banked with roses.
But as we got older one couldn't take a step
without creating crowd conditions. Men dressed like reporters
in coats and hats with visors, and yes, old ladies too,
crooning about the loss they supposed we shared with them.
Forget it. It all comes undone sooner or later.
The vetch goes on growing, wondering
whether it grew any more today
Such, my friends, is life, wondered the president.





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Side Show

“Acrobats” (circa 1972)


“Chutes and Ladders I (for Joe Brainard)” (2008)


“Conservatory” (circa 1972)


“Chutes and Ladders III (for David Kermani)” (2008)


“Mannerist Concern” (2008)

Holland Cotter: Of the hundreds of openings in the city this fall, this one will be particularly distinctive. Because the artist is the pre-eminent American poet John Ashbery, making his solo debut as professional artist at 81, with a modest but polished exhibition of two dozen small collages at Tibor de Nagy Gallery. (read more)





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Much On The Cliffs: The Philosophies of John Ashbery


John Ashbery accepts lifetime achievement award at 2011 National Book Awards


John Ashbery reads "Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror"


10 Questions for Poet John Ashbery


Poet's View: John Ashbery






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Interview

Guernica Magazine: In a recent interview, the poet Robert Pinsky says he hates poetry that is "dumbed down." In an earlier interview with Billy Collins, Collins emphasizes almost the opposite stance, criticizing difficult poetry as self-indulgent and perhaps hiding something. Is either of them right? Are they both right? What do you say to someone who tells you that many readers are just used to a more linear thought process than your poems convey?

John Ashbery: I guess I would have to side with Pinsky. I came of age in the mid-twentieth century when modernism was at its height. It was more or less expected that great literature (Joyce, Pound, Proust, Stein) would be hard to read, and people seemed actually to look forward to that. I remember how excited I was when my tutor at Harvard assigned me James's Wings of the Dove, perhaps his most difficult book. My feeling was, "Gosh, this is really hard to read, but I'm sure I'll have learned something by the time I finish." And I did. Though it would be impossible to summarize in a few sentences. Somehow the word "accessible" never turned up in discussions of poetry in that era.

Guernica: Can someone, say a student who’s resistant to your work, be taught how to read you? Is it an issue of negative capability?

John Ashbery: I don’t think a student who is resistant to my work ought to be taught how to read it. It’s best if he or she tries to live with it a while, leaves it, comes back to it, leaves it again, etc. That’s how I first read modernist poetry. And yes, negative capability is certainly a valuable asset.

Guernica: How do you think of your writing as experiment, which you mentioned earlier? There never seems to be a particular procedure involved unless you’re working with a form like the pantoum or the sestina.

John Ashbery: Well, the pantoum or the sestina, which we all use occasionally, are forms which take the poem really out of the hands of the poet in attempting to satisfy the constraints that are the trademark of these forms. Therefore one can allow one’s unconscious mind to go about forming the poem in a way that is even more effective than what the Surrealists practice, called "unconscious writing," which I don’t think ever gets that far from consciousness. Having to accomplish a task that is almost mechanical is a far more effective way of liberating one’s unconscious mind to write the poem. That’s only one small example, though. In general, I think we intended to avoid the classical norms that were dominant in poetry. When we were in college, for instance, we were kind of rebelling against the academic climate by any means that we could.

Guernica: Was it useful for you to know Kenneth Koch, Frank O’Hara, James Schuyler—the other young poets so often associated with you, I mean.

John Ashbery: Oh yes. When we were young, we were our only audience. We would write poems and read them to each other, and in fact, for quite a few years, I didn’t really think that anybody else was going to be interested. My first book was not at all successful. I’m talking about the Yale University one, which I think they printed 800 copies of, and it took eight years to run out. And the second one got universally panned. At that point, I kind of questioned myself: if no one is ever going to read it, should I go on writing it? Shouldn’t I do something that will affect people, some other form of art perhaps? I can’t say that I ever thought this out in any detailed form, but I perhaps gradually realized that this is what I enjoy doing most, and I was going to go on doing it. And perhaps someday somebody would like it.

Guernica: And, of course, they did.

John Ashbery: Yes, strangely. [laughing]




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John Ashbery Collected Poems 1956–1987

(Library of America)

'With this volume The Library of America inaugurates a collected edition of the works of America’s preeminent living poet. Long associated with the New York School that came to the fore in the 1950s, John Ashbery has charted a profoundly original course that has opened up pathways for subsequent generations of poets. At once hermetic and exuberantly curious, meditative and unnervingly funny, dreamlike and steeped in everyday realities, alive to every nuance of American speech, these are poems that constantly discover new worlds within language and its unexpected permutations.' (Buy it)


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p.s. Hey. Ah, the so great John Ashbery. What more need be said? Nothing, I reckon. I hope you're all doing even better than well.

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whatYOUdontGETathome, 22
Békéscsaba

Hi Békéscsaba, my name is Daniel. I am a doe-eyed, huge dicked, slam-fucking English Emo skater. I am who I am due to the asses of experienced men -- their accommodating nature is everything. Size? Extra large. My cock is 24cm, more or less, with a tight pink head and long foreskin. It is extremely thick in the middle and stays rigid from top to bottom. I leak pre-cum constantly. This is my first short visit to Békéscsaba as a professional, so I will not have any toys with me. Please call and let me show you the biggest cock that your city currently has to offer.

((((If you want to know the truth, what I'm trying to to do is relive and reverse a certain experience I had when I was younger. I was raped by mu uncle when I was 12, and that changed everything for me, and I've been chasing that trauma by fucking every older man I can ever since.))))

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users older than 28
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Nikopl, 19
Berlin

I Polish so I like to know what I did before I met the person.
I does not move me but I will be yours forever so for most people I worth the trip.
I never go anywhere so thank you for a very good luxury life.
I has a wild extra long wet tongue for huge kiss to thank you.
I otherwise a unloved human with a good lil ass and good mouth.

Guestbook of Nikopl

Parti-san - 16.Sep.2015
... needed this place and you need to build secret torture prisons in the US, which so love to create with any in the world and thus have more or less triggered this wave of refugees directly with ...
Yes, so we come full circle this crazy ... !!!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking No
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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SexAddict96, 19
Bucharest

Hello my name is Iulian and I'm addicted to sex and i waith you !!

-WHITE PARTY
-GOLD RAIN
-WHITE RAIN
-GREEN PARTY

Another fetish of mine is fucking inflatable toys and then popping them .

I am Top, but can be Bottom if it's an emergency .

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress, Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euros
Rate night 180 Euros



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Good-looking-college-student, 22
Chelthem

Hi I'm Atom. A College Student from one of the top universities in the country. A Varsity player, good looking, decent, well mannered, and (nice) to be with. I am new to this industry.

I love offering my wonderful cock and ass to generous men to eat. But no playing with your food otherwise, gentlemen.

Since I'm 'closeted' I can guarantee no awkwardness. I have no connection to the gay community and I want to keep it that way

If you are looking for the whole package, that's not me, but if you're looking for a part of the package then I'm glad to tell you that you have just found it!

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking No
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age Users between 18 and 30
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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sluttyTeenageboy, 18
Glenrothes

Fuck yeah ! Horny young ! No weekend plans ! Give it to me, this is heaven what I truly want...It's innocence lost !

Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 600 Dollars
Rate night ask



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u_cant_afford_me, 22
Copacabana

i can cum anywhere

yes i smooch

u can play with my nipple chew n bite

i can lick ur armpit

i can fuck u til u need 2 get stitches

u can suck my cock for long time

i have a big dick pink mashroom head with fair color balls

u keep ur hands off my ass

i am experienced (fucked a lot of ladies)

i can hold my cum for long time

strictly 1 cum

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users younger than 55
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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BOOHOO, 20
Zurich

just looking for a bear i used to get rented by !

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Fetish Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Crazy-boy, 22
Brussels

Wise Men!

To be milked, I love it. Tied up, mask on my head, poppered up ...
The juice is yours, direct it to where you want to have it.
I come to you, get undressed immediately, you put on my mask, tie me, and you determined everything from then.
I want to be full yours, want my self confidence shatterd, want my head funked with.
At the end of it lead me back to the door and I cut it off.

Each minute with me costs € 1

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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SexYes_WarNo, 22
Tamworth

Sex has became boring to me. Need more excitement. Not sure why payment and fucking ugly old trolls seems exciting but it does.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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SmallWildWolf, 19
Mainz

Hellow gentleman Young teen-

WHOLE BODY yours- 1.5hour or 2hour -Head -Face -Hands -back shoulder -shoulder -legs -foot -breast -stomach -dick/Cock -arm -Feet -ass

I also sell sextoys (each for 50€) delivered to your home in less than one hour-

- Brent Corrigan Dick
- Marcus Mojo Dick
- Jean-Daniel Chagall Dick

Fleshjacks Brent Corrigan:
- Bouche - Mouth
- Cul - Ass (Bliss version)

Although my age is young, I did earn my money as an escort for many years and through my long theater training I can play any role.

So go on, fist me. Pretend I'm your son. Fuck me til I can't walk.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active/Passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Jeans, Worker
Client age Users between 18 and 50
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 400 Euros



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reallyfilthyescort, 19
Berlin

I really have a love for money but much more for filth as it comes in many different shades... filth isn't just BB men it's much much more...

Spit on me while you slap me and skull fuck me till ur cock is covered in slime.

Love eating ass cock feet balls pits cum spit piss shit vomit blood or any type of filth you wish to feed me.

Any type of filth you would like to feed me. And I mean what I say. Feed me your toenails hair scabs snot bodily grunge of any kind. Take me to a cemetery dig up a grave and feed me the flesh of rotting corpses.

Would love to be fisted again too.

Peace

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Passive
S&M Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 40 Euros
Rate night ask



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IllRuinYourLife, 25
Southampton

I'm gonna fuck u so fuckin hard
Ur brains r gonna ooze out ur ears
I'm six teen

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Fetish Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 130 Pounds
Rate night 500 Pounds



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XxGODxX, 21
Scarborough

I am punctual, reliable, professional with a strict, reserved personality, well proportioned under my uniform, but with a very small cock, and very discreet. I'd consider myself a neo-Nazi I suppose.

I am not a good listener, too impatient and arrogant and horny, but can make you think. Just let me know what you wish for when you look at my photo and, if it is logical, if it holds me as superior to you, I will be that.

What do you enjoy?

If you're non-white I like getting eaten out, cock flattery, down and dirty conversation, causing psycho-dramas. If you're white I like rubbing bald heads, the arts, sucking your cock, and most of all sitting on top of bald heads.

Guestbook of XxGODxX

Anonymous - 13.Oct.2015
Look at the conceited little pisser.
Every Arab looks a thousand times better.
From me he gets a clear NO

Anonymous - 12.Oct.2015
Hired him tonite as an early Halloween treat. My thing is extreme ass eating so can't speak to the rest. The Nazi poser trip was adorable for my purposes. Pretty ass, very generous, sweet tasting and a real leaker, pink hole, very relaxed, weeping scrumptious scum and nail sweat, like drinking nectar from a flower. Else wise, not a problem for me but his cock is very small and weird looking.

Anonymous - 10.Oct.2015
Hey guy

Not dress swept away in the old and fat baggy eyes. These horny Pedos would talk very differently if they had the charcoal ... but they did not give! And that gnaws and gnaws the soul.

Anonymous - 01.Oct.2015
What a weird night, where I shared a lot!
But your presence was at times so .... "absent" as the soul caught in a whirlwind of pleasure that you can not yet approach.
I belong ONLY to my Lord and most viciously despotic Master.

Dicksize S, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Lycra, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 350 Dollars
Rate night 3000 Dollars



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TheHonestBoy, 24
Ho Chi Minh City

i'm looking for that empty-headed feeling... i'm center,but often bot,.haha... i'm so funny... i need money,because I have to worry family... please do not tease...i just need a freaking money... thanks...

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Lycra, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 30 Dollars
Rate night 120 Dollars



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HUNGRY, 22
Glastonbury

I'm not a whore. My body is not a temple. It's an amusement park! I am the skinny, androgynous, tattooed instrument through which you can touch your desires just once: touch me, and the bloom is gone.

All of my attractions are open to the public weekdays after 7 pm and all day on weekends. The price of admission buys you unlimited access to everything in my park. That even includes my drinkables and other refreshments!

I'm actually studying my 3rd year in creative advertising, specialized in ad's videos. Yet I'm discovering more deeply the British cinema which appears completely rich and I'm beginning to immerse myself in the British culture and mentality. It's really exciting!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Pounds
Rate night 1000 Pounds



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ImKerry, 19
Les Mans

I'm willing to do everything for money but it wish that I'll meet a person who will accept me as a lover. Seryos when it talk about love and talks about money. Simple but terible, no place... noplace... no place.... So just sent me a message and it will make you happy so that you can forget all your problems mybe.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 10 Euros
Rate night 50 Euros



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makeitwow, 19
Prague

i have tina for sell

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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firewalk_withme, 18
London

I am a 18 years drummer in a Metal band to fuck this Friday in a hotel.
On Friday, I'll be in a hotel with a man I owe 800 pounds.
I will be tied, gagged, eyes blindfolded, wearing only my socks.
I have a cute face, but sorry you won't see it without obscurity.
You come in, you pay the man, lube and fuck me bb while the man jacks off.
After 4 of you shoot your sperm me, he says he will let me go home.

Guestbook of firewalk_withme

funny4ever - 06.Oct.2015
ok ill take the hour. sorry he must really hate you.

firewalk_withme - 05.Oct.2015
#funny4ever i asked him and he said no way but thanks from me.

funny4ever - 05.Oct.2015
can i fuck you to myself all night if i pay the full 800?

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Pounds
Rate night ask



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Be00Mine, 18
Denver

im verry clingy im very sensitive im gay im bottom i have sex all the time to feel normal i hide myself behind my ass to not show my true feelings...

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Uniform, Formal dress, Drag
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 60 Dollars
Rate night ask



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ILOVEYOU, 20
Milan

Outside of the bedroom I am not meek and gentle with those tough bad.

In the bedroom hell yeah.

I'm a slim cute Russian boy who is having a hot steamy (to him ;o $$) affair with a generous Parisian man. I live in Oslo but I fly to Paris when he wants. But I can sneak away from him if you book me tickets Paris - Milan and back + $ 200 per day sex. I will need to sneak away from you (;( $$) to fuck a Milan man I'm having a "hot" affair with but only for 90 minutes.

My ideal client is a cross between Brad Majors from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy.

Dicksize S, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Shark, 19
Wien

Feel more think less

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask




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p.s. Hey. I hereby interrupt this current spate of reruns long enough to give you your parcel of escorts for the month. Please treat them with your usual undo respect. Thank you.
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