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A multi-millionaire plans to triple the size of his London mansion by digging down 50ft to create a four-storey basement complete with swimming pool, spa, ballroom and no fewer than 12 bedrooms. Architects’ drawings show how the vast house, originally built as a school in the 19th century, will be created by excavating deeper than the height of neighbouring homes. As well as the spa area, it will have servants’ quarters consisting of five staff bedrooms. There will also be wine cellars, an art storage room, parking for three vehicles and a car lift. Estate agents estimate the property could be worth up to £90million with the work completed. Neighbours who have objected to the plans include novelist Edna O’Brien and the Duchess of St Albans Gillian Beauclerk. The duchess said: ‘These plans are absolutely monstrous and unnecessary. It’s just absolute greed. No one needs that much space.’

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Just decrypted this blueprint of the White House from JFK’s term—it looks like he signed off on the construction of a secret safe room under the White House while Jackie O was renovating.

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A underground facility and bunker dubbed “The Facility” in Southeast Georgia two hours from Savannah just hit the market for $17.5 million. The property, which is exclusively listed by Sister Hood of Harry Norman, Realtors Buckhead Office, was built in 1969 and fully renovated to government standards in 2012. According to Harry Norman, it is the only hardened and privately owned underground bunker of its kind in the United States. The property features a commercial 3-Phase power plant, in addition to its own 8Kw new solar backup system. The facility is also equipped with a $100,000 CCTV security system.

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Worried about the end of the world? For those who can afford them, one company is creating subterranean housing complexes – modern-day super-bomb-shelters across the United States designed to survive any apocalyptic scenario yet imagined. Killer comets, pole shifts, super volcanoes, global tsunamis, extreme earthquakes, biological and nuclear war – each are scenarios supposedly covered in the design plans by Vivos of these luxury underground homes to be built in 120 locations in range of most major US cities.

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The Survive-a-Storm Max underground steel storm shelter is ideal for larger families or small businesses. Measuring 10-feet long by 6-feet wide, the Max Model can be buried in your yard in just a few hours. With its coal tar epoxy coating, you will receive the same protection against rust and corrosion as an underground gas storage tank or cross-country pipeline. This shelter has bench seating on three sides, with a stairway entering from the surface. We have even provided a steel handrail and non-slip stair treads for extra safety and convenience.

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Brett Jacobsen’s book Heaven’s Underground Blueprint has a twofold thrust: it is a prophetic work that paralells church history with Old Testament Israel, presenting insight into current happenings and great hope for the future. It also is instructive in the current reformation of the church into underground community.

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Have you ever heard about the guy who literally lived under a rock in the Californian desert, where legendary flying saucer conventions were held in the 1950s? We go back to the 1930s, when an eccentric German immigrant called Frank Critzer dug out this subterranean home for himself under the giant rock. He lived there alone, isolated from society with nothing but a radio antenna he set up on top of the rock to stay connected with the outside world. But in 1942, during a showdown with police who came to investigate rumours that he was in fact a Nazi spy, Frank died from a self-detonated dynamite explosion in his own bunker. Locals had reported strange behaviour, several incidents of Frank threatening trespassers with a shotgun and suspicion that he was a spy because of his radio antenna. After his death, Frank’s only friend, a former aircraft inspector named George Van Tassel, became the giant rock’s new tenant in 1947. In a few short years, George went from living a simple existence with his family in the rooms Frank Critzer had dug out under the Giant Rock, to building his own restaurant on the site, a small airstrip, and an extra-terrestrial research centre which would play host to his annual Giant Rock Spacecraft Convention, attracting more than 11,000 people at its peak. The dome-shaped “Integraton” structure still survives today in Landers, California, near the Giant Rock but not as a pilgrimage site for ufologists. After Tassel’s death in 1978 there were plans to turn it into a disco. Instead, the new owners turned it into an 0ff-beat tourist attraction offering “sound baths”, claiming it to be “the only all-wood, acoustically perfect sound chamber in the U.S.”

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After searching for photos for Hugh Hefner's upcoming April 9 birthday, the Playboy Mansion employee uncovered "some Polaroids from 1977 that showed a large excavation project at The Mansion." When the staff member inquired about the tunnels, the Mansion's general manager confirmed that Hefner had the tunnels built to connect the "bunnies" to celebrities' houses. The plans reference the homes of "Mr. J. Nicholson,""Mr. W. Beatty,""Mr. K. Douglas" and "Mr. J. Caan," which is enough information to distinguish the four highly recognizable monikers. All of the men lived near Hefner's world-renowned home during the '70s and '80s, so the underground maps could be legitimate. The tunnels were reportedly closed in 1989, around the same time Hefner married Playmate Kimberley Conrad, and, when asked, the general manager wouldn't disclose any more information about the hidden passageways.

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Plans to create a £70m dream mansion in the heart of Mayfair - complete with an underground leisure complex - have been submitted to planning bosses. At a huge 190-feet - more than half the size of a football pitch - the super-home could become the longest in London if plans are given the go-ahead. The 18th Century building on the corner of Grosvenor Square, Mayfair, will stretch all the way back so it incorporates the mews homes on Duke's Yard. It will boast large entertaining rooms, underground leisure facilities, luxury sleeping quarters, a courtyard and a price-tag of around £70 million. The hefty valuation is more than 250 times the price of an average home in the UK and around 450 times the average house price in the north east of England.

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The man who made a fortune out of building London's best known - and most controversial - estate agency and selling it for £390 million is planning an extraordinary subterranean playground at his home near Kensington Palace. Jon Hunt, founder of Foxtons, bought his Grade II-listed, eight-bedroom house in Kensington Palace Gardens - London's most expensive street - for £14 million in 2005. He now proposes to excavate a huge hole underneath the back garden, in which he wants to create a massive sports hall with viewing galleries. As well as a tennis court, pool and gym, the underground extension will also include a private “motor museum”, accessed from the road through a special ramp, for his multi-million pound collection of six vintage Ferraris. The excavation will be 50 ft deep, equivalent to at least four stories in height.

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This decommissioned military base complex turned silo home-in-a-hole is anything but Top Secret today. Its owners boast the set of converted structures to be the “world’s most unique luxury home. The subterranean launch control center is a cylinder surrounded by an epoxy-resin, steel-reinforced, three-foot-thick structural wall that (particularly given its depth in the ground) is essentially as apocalypse-proof as a home gets. The entire structure is suspended on springs to absorb the shock of a nuclear blast. Forget blueprints and standard floor plans: this historic house comes with its own top-secret, government-certified schematics. 2.3 million dollars might sound like a lot – even for a high-end mansion – but if you consider that the original cost of construction was around ten times that much (in 1950s dollars, without accounting for inflation) the current converted property seems a steal by comparison. Oh, and their FAQ page points out that the Russians are well aware that the silo has been decommissioned, so presumably they would no longer consider it a primary target should an all-out world war come along.

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You wouldn’t happen to be in the market for a 1970s underground family home, equipped to live in for up to a year without resurfacing in the event of a nuclear missile strike that wipes out humanity, would ya? Because it just so happens one has just come onto the market. And this piece of real estate gold could be all yours for the bargain price of $1.7 million. The subterranean Las Vegas home at 3970 Spencer St. near Flamingo Road boasts a 15,200-square-foot basement beneath a two story home above ground. From the street, number 3970 looks like any other American home, except with a few extra ventilation and air conditioning units planted around the yard. Camouflaged by clusters of rocks, an entrance with an elevator takes you down to the underground lair. Another stairway is hidden inside a shed. The house was built in 1978 to withstand a nuclear blast by an arguably ‘paranoid’ wealthy businessman, Girard “Jerry” B. Henderson. The ambitious homeowner made his fortune with several companies including Avon cosmetics and Gulfstream Aerospace Corp.

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KC, MO Area: $479,000.00 or OBO Comes with almost all the furniture and decor. Hardened Underground Bunker-Home on 10.5 acres/ml. A 1960s nuclear war-proof communication center, 10,700 sq. ft of usable floor space and can easily be expanded to much more, 2 ft thick concrete walls and ceilings, 3-4 ft of graded earth over the top, copper shielding against EMP, 2- 2,000 lb blast doors, 8 air vents with filtration and blast valve closure mechanisms. Water well on site with a new pump, 10,000 gallon underground stainless steel water storage tank, Aquasana Water Filtration System, escape hatch emergency exit, 177 ft tower that can be used for Hamm Radio or even possible cell tower. Lighting, pumps, heating, dehumidification and electric hoist operational. New water pipes and new aluminum roof on entry building. Occupied continuously for the last 5 years, the current owners remodeled much of the structure creating a two-story living space that includes a functional kitchen, bathroom, shower, large living room with a new electric fireplace, 4-6 bedrooms depending on use/needs, gym with equipment (treadmill, 2 bikes and workout machines), sound proof music studio with vocal/recording booth and connected storage room, very large 16 ft ceiling recreation area, other living and storage areas. All VERY NICELY done. Commercial zoning, low property tax. Ready to move in. Contact through Email if interested! Serious Purchasing Inquiries ONLY!







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A creepy graveyard complete with a decaying crypt. Inside the crypt are steps leading down to a mysterious underground house (unfurnished.) The lot size is 2x3. This lot contains the following custom content created by myself: 5 original mesh gravestones (Find in decorative/ sculpture. They can be placed anywhere indoors or outdoors.) 3 spooky trees - one being the Maxis spooky tree except it can be placed on floor tiles. The other two are derived from Maxis trees with texture/shape changed. (Find all in decorative/sculpture. They can be placed anywhere indoors or outdoors.) 9 floor textures, including a dead grass texture for floor tiles. 2 terrain textures, including a matching dead grass texture. 21 wall textures, many of them multiple tile textures. The house is not furnished. The one issue with this underground house is that objects that have to be placed against walls can't be placed against the exterior walls unless you use the "moveobjects on" cheat. I have a furnished version in my game and I found that I didn't need to use the cheat at all. All interior walls work as usual. The cost of this lot is approximately 27,000.

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This Minecraft underground house/base design/ideas build tutorial on Xbox, PE, PS3, and or PC is very easy to do and looks really great anywhere in your world.





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The author of this plan speculated on building this spherical city in Manhattan bedrock—a structure which so far as I can determine would have a volume of 1.2 cubic miles (5 km3) with its top beginning some 1,200’ under Times Square […] Newman published this in 1969 (?!) after somehow latching onto the idea of clearing out massive underground caverns with nuclear explosions—in this case, the space would be hollowed out under Manhattan. The underground sphere would be a miniature version of whatever was above it—along the medial there would be a “topside” of a regular city with streets and high rise buildings, underneath which would exist an underground city for the underground city. In this honeycomb would exist the means of production and energy, segmented in multi-block-sized enclosures of no charm.

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A luxurious underground mansion is being built beneath the grounds of Limehurst, a Victorian property converted into flats. The entrance to the two-storey, three-bedroom mansion, named the Earth House, is a front door disguised as a 2.6m-high garden folly, leading to a central spiral staircase down to the main hallway and living area on the lower ground floor. 'I am confident that this house in Bowdon will become an architectural landmark - albeit one that most people will never see.'

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While each risk situation is unique and requires a methodical threat assessment tailored to the client's needs, the experience of the Hardened Structures Team across the spectrum of threats has enabled us to design a modular, configurable system that enables survivability in even the most demanding scenarious. Called the Genesis Series, this underground shelter system provides protection against a wide range of disasters including 2012 scenarios. For protecting your family or family group, the Genesis Series is unmatched in the industry.

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This astonishing planning document illustrates why the London borough of Kensington and Chelsea has decided to outlaw the super-sized basement extensions that local billionaires seem so fond of. The multi-level subterranean recreation areas often go far beyond the boundaries of the aboveground properties, and have cracked walls and even affected the foundations of neighboring houses. In a famous case from 2012, excavation work under the mansion of a Goldmann Sachs director resulted in his neighbor getting trapped inside her home, unable to open her front door since it had shifted so much. A cabinet member for planning policy told The Guardian that basement extensions are "the single greatest planning concern our residents have expressed to us in living memory."

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I ran into the Hal B. Hayes residence, formerly in Hollywood, California, which Popular Mechanics Magazine described as a House For the Atomic Age. Ever practical, the magazine notes how Mr. Hayes designed the house to withstand or flex against the stresses of an atomic bomb blast. The outer walls are “fluted to resist shock waves” and the large front glass window, pictured above, will sweep away in the same blast. There is a secret underground sanctuary accessed only by swimming underwater, as well as another hidden underground room equipped with bottled oxygen.

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This was my underground home before the criminals at the DEPI demolished it.





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Like something straight from a science fiction or horror movie scene, this underground nuclear missile silo was once a dank, dark and deserted structure of interest to no one – until man saw past the pooled water and cracked concrete and began to build by hand the ultimate underground dream house for himself in the family. Occupying only a third of the nearly 20,000 available square feet of total military base, Ed Peden and his family live in a world of weird wonder purchased for a relative pittance at $48,000 and derelict for decades when he went to buy it. On the surface, former escape hatches now look like castle turrets and a shack-like structure is about all there is to mark the entrance to this domain.

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You may have heard stories about people renovating their homes, only to stumble upon a secret room. Perhaps it’s a play room? A cellar? A place to stash sensitive documents and treasures? All that mystery can be pretty scary yet exciting. But back in 1963, a resident of Nevşehir Province of Turkey found a secret room behind one of his walls. This secret room led to a tunnel ... which led to an incredible discovery: the ancient underground city of Derinkuyu. Derinkuyu is not the largest nor oldest underground city. But at 18 stories, it is the deepest.

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World was so much different back in the 60’s and fears and terror from Cold War was almost part of people’s everyday life. During that period, a businessman and philanthropist named Girard B. Henderson spent quite a lot of money for a project he called The Underground Home. From ground level, you would see a house. But it was not the house. It was just its entrance. There were obviously some stairs to take you down. There was even a control panel to control and adjust temperatures and radiation (yes…we are talking about nuclear holocaust, remember?)

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From the outside, it looks like an elegant Spanish-style ranch house but Hacienda de la Paz in L.A.’s Palos Verdes Peninsula is so much more than that. The $53 million mansion, which recently went to market, meets local building codes in the posh, gated city of Rolling Hills by keeping to one story. But those rules don’t say a word about building underground. What’s not visible from the street are five magnificent subterranean levels on 50,000 square feet accessible by labyrinthine passageways, two elevators and secret stairs. Once down the rabbit hole, you’ll find a tennis court built to U.S. Open standards (the outdoor court meets French Open specs), a Moroccan-style Turkish bath, a chapel, an English library, nine bedrooms and 25 bathrooms. Seventeen years in the making, Hacienda de la Paz is the dream project of John Z. Blazevich, chief executive of Viva Food Group, a shrimp importer.

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It's a spacious, secure home that could probably fetch a pretty penny on today's NYC real estate market - the only problem is that no one knows if it still exists. The mystery centers around The Underground World Home, a 12,000-square-foot subterranean residence that was built for the 1964 World's Fair at Flushing Meadows-Corona Park in Queens. After the fair ended, almost all of the exhibits were ordered to be demolished, but some think that the Underground Home's creator, Jay Swayze, may have left it intact. After all, why pay exorbitant demolition fees to remove the home when you could just tear down its above-ground pavilion and cover the entrance with some dirt? 50 years later, historians, students and regular Joes with shovels are still asking the question, "Is it down there?"

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Soon its name will join the ranks of Britain's great stately homes. Already, in the most elite of circles, it is being whispered in awe: 'Witanhurst. Do you know it?' The residents of London's Highgate certainly do, for this mammoth property has caused an ongoing row, as planners have repeatedly rejected lavish plans for its development. The Georgian-style mansion is London's second-largest private residence, after Buckingham Palace.But following a short-lived renaissance in 2002 as home to the BBC's Fame Academy, it had been allowed to decay. Now, the planning issues having been resolved, it is being turned into a modern-day Xanadu, the palatial mansion immortalised in the film Citizen Kane.The glittering 65-room palace will include 25 bedrooms and 12 bathrooms and an imperial walnut-panelled Grand Ballroom. A vast two-storey subterranean extension will almost double its size, making room for a 70ft swimming pool, sauna, hairdressing salon, massage parlour and a huge cinema suite. Diggers are carving an enormous cave beneath the house, which will make the property just 2,000 sq ft smaller than Buckingham Palace. Staff accommodation and a 25-space car park will complete the £50million expansion. Mystery shrouds the mansion, however. For despite being the size of ten generously sized detached homes, nobody knows who owns it.Indeed, it is said that even Robert Adam, the celebrated architect behind this extraordinary project, does not know who his client is. He receives his instructions via an intricate web of companies and advisers, designed to give the owner absolute anonymity.So just what is Witanhurst and who is behind it? It is perched above North London, on the verdant hill of Highgate, an ancient village that is one of the capital’s most sought-after addresses. Overlooking Hampstead Heath, the area once was home to the highwayman Dick Turpin, and philosopher Karl Marx is buried in the nearby Victorian cemetery.

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Spotlight on ... Anna Kavan Ice (1967)


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'Being a writer is one of those no-guarantee professions: there are no guarantees that you will get published and, if you do, that you will be read and understood. No guarantees that even if you are a visionary and original writer, you will not be forgotten as soon as your last book is out of print.

'It’s not quite correct to say that Anna Kavan has been forgotten. Her books are kept in print out of sheer dedication by her publisher, Peter Owen. My colleague at the University of East Anglia, Karen Schaller, teaches her novel Ice on her course Fiction After Modernism. And a recent paean to this same novel appeared in the Guardian.

'One of only a few great British modernist writers and author of some 19 books in her lifetime, Kavan shares an era and a clipped, visionary style with TS Eliot, but never became as well known. Born Helen Woods to wealthy, indolent and emotionally cold parents, in her late thirties - after a life of improbable travels for a woman of her time - she reinvented herself several times, finally taking the name of one of her own characters. Anna Kavan (as she became) was a blonde, emotionally distant writer who became best known after her death in 1968 for being a near-lifelong heroin addict.

'‘She did everything she could to resist biography,’ her biographer Jeremy Reed writes in A Stranger on Earth, the life and work of Anna Kavan. She systematically destroyed her diaries, letters and other personal correspondence, Reed recounts. She never revealed her date of birth. She was also a talented artist, and Reed had to rely upon her paintings in part to reconstruct her life’s narrative.

'In 1967 she published the novel that was belatedly to make her name. Ice is a short novel, dense and strange. The precise nature of the apocalypse at its centre is never stated, but it seems that the Antarctic ice cap has fragmented, increasing its bulk and not melting, and so the albedo effect has cooled the planet and triggered an ice age. Biographers suppose that Kavan had the idea for Ice when she was living in New Zealand during the early years of the Second World War. The Antarctic’s proximity had a powerful subconscious effect on her.

'In our changing cultural and political thermodynamics, in which heat is likely to be our future foe, it is perhaps easy to forget that until the last forty years or so, writers and other visionaries imagined a different sort of apocalypse: the ice might return. Maggie Gee’s The Ice People described a futuristic ice age and its human inhabitants. Theirs is a frigid doom, although survivable, at least to an extent, once systems of artificial agriculture had been developed.

'Kavan’s novel is hallucinatory, a story built out of an anxiety which anticipates our current weather-climate nexus of worries: ‘Something had gone wrong with the weather. It should have been hot, dry, sunny; instead it rained all the time, there was a dank chill in the air.’ The impending ice apocalypse provokes war. The novel oscillates between this cold, dangerous world and fleeting moments of tenderness, between safety and warmth versus the cryogenic death of cold.

'The protagonist arrives in a ruined town after a long period of ‘soldiering’ abroad. He seems to resent any requirement to tell the reader of his background, his mission. ‘I had come back to investigate rumours of a mysterious impending emergency in this part of the world.’ The man (none of her characters ever earn names) is restrained, prissy, possibly – by his own admission – sadistic. Prone to glacial dream scenes, Kavan relates them in an gelid tone in which fear and beauty are intertwined: ‘Cold coruscations of rainbow fire pulsed overhead, shot through by shafts of pure incandescent thrown out by mountains of solid ice towering all round.’

'In the town he rents a room with the help of a man ‘who owns a telephone but believes in dragons’. The ice is advancing. ‘The ice will be here very soon,’ says the warden of a stern palace he investigates. ‘The harbour will freeze, we shall be cut off.’ The man’s eyes, the main character notices, emit blue flames. ‘You may be stranded here longer than you bargained for,’ he says. It sounds like a prophecy for life: we are here as if stranded; we can’t remember how we arrived, or what – if anything – happened before. We don’t know how long we’re here for.

'At the time of her death, Kavan was little-known. She suspected that Ice might make her name, as a writer, and she was correct. Posthumous notoriety came and went. The flyleaf sheet in my library copy of Ice, from the Senate House library at the University of London, attests that it has been taken out 24 times between 1973 and 2010. Scattered throughout the book are a reader’s underlinings: ‘looked thinner than ever.’ ‘completely silent’; ‘frightened, withdrawn.’; ‘silver in the flat light’.

'Although she clearly loved men in the final decade of her life, Kavan renounced sexual love, saying it had only fuelled her acute psychological distress, from which heroin had offered her a kind of refuge. Thereafter she would content herself with men who were homosexual, practising a wounded Platonism recogniseable to any woman who has been repeatedly burned in love. Kavan’s personal story and novel are haunting. Here we have a great interpreter of cold destined to die not in a heroic embrace on The Ice, as the Antarctic is known, but alone in a South Kensington flat, of complications arising from long-term heroin addiction.'-- Jean McNeil



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Further

Anna Kavan Society
Anna Kavan Fansite
Kate Zambreno on Anna Kavan
'What's the Story? Reading Anna Kavan's Ice'
'The Blackout', by Anna Kavan
'The Mysterious Anna Kavan'
'Stranger Still: The Works of Anna Kavan'
'INTRODUCING ANNA KAVAN'
Video: 'Jennifer Sturm and Debbie Knowles discuss Anna Kavan'
'ANNA KAVAN: THE BEST KEPT SECRET OF ENGLISH MODERNISM'
'Anna Kavan and the Politics of Madness'
'Neige, d’Anna Kavan'
'Un(der)known Writers: Anna Kavan'
'Dependencies'
'Moving Toward Entropy: Anna Kavan's Science Fiction Mentality'
'A SLIPSTREAM POST-APOCALYPTIC NOVEL'
'Winter Reads'
Anna Kavan @ goodreads
'Asylum Seeker'
Buy 'Ice'


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Extras


In R J Dent's Library - Anna Kavan


Verfilmung des Romans "Ice" von Anna Kawa


"Ice", song lyrics by Anna Kavan (feat. Hatsune Miku)


Extraits du spectacle 'Ice'à partir de la lecture d'un texte d'Anna Kavan



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'The phrase ‘elusive protagonist’ might appear a contradiction in terms, but anyone who has read Anna Kavan’s Ice will understand. Its plot centres on the narrator’s pursuit of a desirable yet unattainable young woman through a dystopian ice-bound landscape. By its absence as well as its presence, her slender figure – depicted in turn as vulnerable, ethereal and painfully thin – dominates the narrative, for the greater part of it in absentia. As a recent reviewer has commented, it is nearly impossible to provide a plot spoiler for Ice, because “its meaning shifts with each reading”.

'Kavan’s creative powers extended to painting, and one of the Archives & Museum’s recent acquisitions is Kavan’s imagined portrait of Luz, “her extreme thinness corresponding as it does to Anna’s idea of the female stereotype…nonetheless sexualised by full breasts and defined curves”.2 This haunting image seems to capture well the impression of alternating corporeality and insubstantiality left with the reader of Ice. Kavan’s only association with Bethlem and the Maudsley was a brief spell as a research assistant at Mill Hill Emergency Hospital, to which Maudsley staff were evacuated for the duration of the Second World War. In the 1940s she also wrote for the literary review magazine Horizon. One of her pieces could be considered without anachronism to be a product of the anti-psychiatric movement, if only it had been published twenty-five years later.'-- Hive Mind



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Quotes

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“I know I've got a death wish. I've never enjoyed my life, I've never liked people. I love the mountains because they are the negation of life, indestructible, inhuman, untouchable, indifferent, as I want to be.”

"My mind is quite honest; it is my foul imagination that destroys me."

"Because of my fear that the daytime world would become real, I had to establish reality in another place."

"I relied on what I wrote to build a bridge which could not be cut down. It was my own self in which I trusted, not seeing self as that last cell from which escape can only come too late."

“I know that I'm doomed and I'm not going to struggle against my fate. I am only writing this down so that when you do not see me any more you will know that my enemy has finally triumphed.”

"Religion is a drug, and to take drugs is degrading. You must learn to look life in the face. Throw away your cowardly drugs, and see the truth, the ugly, cruel, ungodly truth, as it really is."

"I know I've got a death wish. I've never enjoyed my life, I've never liked people. I love the mountains because they are the negation of life, indestructible, inhuman, untouchable, indifferent, as I want to be."

"To wait - only to wait - without even the final merciful deprivation of hope.Sometimes I think that some secret court must have tried and condemned me, unheard, to this heavy sentence."

"I haven't felt anything for 20 years."



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Book

Anna Kavan Ice
Peter Owen Publishers

'There is nothing else like it . . . This Ice is not psychological ice or metaphysical ice; here the loneliness of childhood has been magicked into a physical reality as hallucinatory as the Ancient Mariner’s.'-- Doris Lessing

'In this haunting and surreal novel, the narrator and a man known as ‘the warden’ search for an elusive girl in a frozen, seemingly post-nuclear, apocalyptic landscape. The country has been invaded and is being governed by a secret organisation. There is destruction everywhere; great walls of ice overrun the world. Together with the narrator, the reader is swept into a hallucinatory quest for this strange and fragile creature with albino hair.

'Acclaimed by Brian Aldiss on its publication in 1967 as the best science fiction book of the year, this extraordinary and innovative novel has subsequently been recognised as a major work of literature in its own right.'-- Peter Owen Publishers


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Excerpts

Reality had always been something of an unknown quantity to me. At times this could be disturbing. Now, for instance. I had visited the girl and her husband before, and kept a vivid recollection of the peaceful, prosperous-looking countryside round their home. But this memory was rapidly fading, losing its reality, becoming increasingly unconvincing and indistinct, as I passed no one on the road, never came to a village, saw no lights anywhere. The sky was black, blacker untended hedges towering against it; and when the headlights occasionally showed roadside buildings, these too were always black, apparently uninhabited and more or less in ruins. It was just as if the entire district had been laid waste during my absence.

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Despairingly she looked all around. She was completely encircled by the tremendous ice walls, which were made fluid by explosions of blinding light, so that they moved and changed with a continuous liquid motion, advancing in torrents of ice, avalanches as big as oceans, flooding everywhere over the doomed world. Wherever she looked, she saw the same fearful encirclement, soaring battlements of ice, an overhanging ring of frigid, fiery, colossal waves about to collapse upon her. Frozen by the deathly cold emanating from the ice, dazzled by the blaze of crystalline ice-light, she felt herself becoming part of the polar vision, her structure becoming one with the structure of ice and snow. As her fate, she accepted the world of ice, shining, shimmering, dead; she resigned herself to the triumph of glaciers and the death of her world.

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An insane impatience for death was driving mankind to a second suicide, even before the full effect of the first had been felt.

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An unearthly whiteness began to bloom on the hedges. I passed a gap and glanced through. For a moment, my lights picked out like searchlights the girl's naked body, slight as a child's, ivory white against the dead white of the snow, her hair bright as spun glass. She did not look in my direction. Motionless, she kept her eyes fixed on the walls moving slowly towards her, a glassy, glittering circle of solid ice, of which she was the centre. Dazzling flashes came from the ice-cliffs over her head; below, the outermost fringes of ice had already reached her, immobilized her, set hard as concrete over her feet and ankles.

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Nothing in the quiet cottage suggested that anyone but myself had observed the taxi's approach. I was the only person, so far, who had seen it, which, in terms of magic, gave me absolute power over it. I could make it turn back, disappear—thus preventing my father's departure—simply by giving the sign. ... I knew I ought to give the sign that would alter my father's fate. But I didn't want him to stay at home; on the contrary, I was rejoicing because he was about to leave me alone with my mother once more.

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My ideas were confused. In a peculiar way, the unreality of the outer world appeared to be an extension of my own disturbed state of mind.

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Systematic bullying when she was most vulnerable had distorted the structure of her personality, made a victim of her, to be destroyed, either by things or by human beings, people or fjords and forests; it made no difference, in any case she could not escape. The irreparable damage inflicted had long ago rendered her fate inevitable.

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Her face wore its victim’s look, which was of course psychological, the result of injuries she had received in childhood; I saw it was the faintest possible hint of bruising on the extremely delicate, fine, white skin in the region of eyes and mouth. It was madly attractive to me in a certain kind of way […] At the moment, in what I took for an optical delusion, the black interior of the house prolonged itself into a black arm and hand, which shot out and grasped her so violently that her shocked white faces cracked to pieces and she tumbled into the dark.

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Nothing but the nightmare had seemed real while it was going on, as if the other lost world had been imagined or dreamed. Now that world, no longer lost, was here the one solid reality.

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As I grew accustomed to the scene, the details gradually emerged, and I saw a number of officials seated at large desks, like static islands, around which flowed sluggish streams of applicants, barely seeming to move. ... What first struck me was the uncomplaining patience of all these people, for whom no convenience whatsoever had been provided, not even a wooden bench such as is to be found in the most Spartan waiting-rooms. ... After I'd been in the room a few minutes, I found the light was starting to make my eyes ache. The naked tubes, fixed to the ceiling, diffused a stark white glare which lit up some faces with a ghastly pallor, distorting others by deep black shadows. This dazzle, no doubt, was the reason why all the officials wore eye-shades, extending in front of their faces like the peak of a jockey's cap, casting a black pointed shade, which gave them all a curious similarity to one another, almost as if they were masked.

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Day by day the ice was creeping over the curve of the earth, unimpeded by seas or mountains. Without haste or pause, it was steadily moving nearer, entering and flattening cities, filling craters from which boiling laval poured. There was no way of stopping the icy giant battalions, marching in relentless order across the world, crushing, obliterating, destroying everything in their path.

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Frozen by the deathly cold emanating from the ice, dazzled by the blaze of crystalline ice-light, she felt herself becoming apart of the polar vision, her structure becoming one with the structure of ice and snow. As her fate, she accepted the world of ice, shining, shimmering, dead: she resigned herself to the triumph of glaciers and the death of her world.

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The weight of the gun in my pocket was reassuring.




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p.s. Hey. So, tomorrow morning I have to wake up incredibly early and head out my door because we're doing some test filming for the TV series that Zac and I are writing for Gisele Vienne. As a consequence, I won't be able to do the p.s., and, as is usual in those situations, you'll get rerun post. I'll be back on Saturday to give you a new post, and, concurrently, to catch up with all the comments you leave in-between today and then. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi there. Apparently I did, yes. *slaps my own knuckles* ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. That's funny, -- well, not that funny, -- I intended to put the Batcave in the post, but I didn't like any of the photos or gifs or diagrams I found of it. Picky me. But yes. When I was in high school, a good friend of mine lived under Suicide Bridge in the Arroyo Seco about 100 feet away from where the entrance of the Batcave in the '60s TV series was supposed to be. Unfortunately, it was just a craggy black semi-circle painted on the canyon wall. ** Tomkendall, That rock is still there, but it split into two big pieces about twenty years ago, exposing what was left of the underground house, which then gradually filled with mud and dirt and is now just a dent in the ground, sadly. Mm, there were some interesting things written about 'TMS'. I'd have to comb through my disorganized links to find them, but I could. Oh, gosh, no I don't, about knowing the current novel the scrapbook post(s) are. I just did a search of the blog, but the 'scrapbook' search-term was too vague and brought up a million things. I'll make a note to watch for it when I'm going back looking for rerun posts. I would be curious to see it myself. That Chris Ware book sounds fun. I'll see if some friendly store here has it. They do like comix and graphic novels a lot here in Paris. Thanks, Tom! ** Sypha, Hi, J. I'm actually seeing if I can make a Santa's house/North Pole post right now, so thank you for pointing that one out! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, no, I must've misrepresented my thought. What I was trying to say/joke was that I wondered if, when you saw the title of the post yesterday -- 'Underground House Day' -- you've might have hoped for a moment that 'House' was referring to the music genre 'House'. In other words, it was an attempt at a very lame joke that didn't work at all. Oops. Sorry. ** Steevee, Hi. Ah, so the interview is finally out. Curious to read it, very naturally. Everyone, Steevee has interviewed Kent Jones about his documentary film HITCHCOCK/ TRUFFAUT, and I can guarantee you that it's a sweet and telling read. So ... read it. Thanks. I am not looking forward to being on Facebook today, that's for damn sure. ** Bernard Welt, Well, I do. No surprise, right? You have a point: pyramids. As do pyramids. Oh, I hadn't read or heard word one about Jayne Gackenbach until just now, thank you! I'll go read about her and watch her talk, and then maybe I'll find a way to read her herself. I keep meaning to just go ahead and join one or more of those academic papers-containing sites. For the blog's sake if nothing else. I'll try to do that today. I think it is in fact time for you to throw together some videos on dreaming, yes. Hm, interesting: Kerkrade is not impossibly far away from me. But I probably can't get up there for that. But it does sound interesting. And I will find out more about/from Frank Bosman. That description of him was kind of eerie, I don't know why. Not bad eerie, mind you. ** Misanthrope, Then I retroactively dedicate that post to you! Done! It sounds like you're about one chromosome away from being a survivalist. Glad you aren't. Although it would be interesting to be friends with a survivalist in theory. LPS will probably get fucked up inside by his mom's indifference to him at this point in his life over time, but that doesn't have to be an entirely bad thing. I didn't end up seeing Gisele yesterday, but I am today, and I have 'query G. about Reiniger' on my to-do list. Wow, you're, like, almost psychic, man. Kyler will probably disagree with me. And be right in doing so. So never mind. ** Okay. If you haven't read Anna Kavan, she's a fascinating writer. 'Ice' is her most well known novel, and I've spotlit it in particular mostly because it's the only book of hers that had a decent batch of excerpts/quotes online for me to use in a post. It's great, and most of her books are, or are supposed to be in the case of the ones I haven't read. Anyway, enjoy. As I said up above, a rerun and no p.s. tomorrow followed immediately thereafter by a new post and a p.s. on Saturday. See ya.

Rerun: The winding life and uncoordinated epitaphs of the obscure 'Beat' poet John Thomas (orig. 02/02/10)

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I think maybe today a poem I hope
after breakfast I start trying
pulling it out of my own gut
mostly by force – thin stuff
& careless, about people in Venice here &
things that happened to me once
most days even all my strong arming
doesn't help me & I
give up, read, or
whine about it in my journal
& piss away the day
swimming/eating/sneering around in a coffeehouse.


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'Now here’s a difficult case: an undeniably excellent poet who died in prison, serving a sentence for having molested his daughter; a poet whose early work seems to show a visionary breadth and bounding imagination, but who barely published any new poems (or republished, times over, older poems) during the latter part of his life; and a poet Charles Bukowski called “the best unread poet in America” whose style synthesized elements of the most opaque of Olson’s Maximus poems or the collage aesthetic of the Tennis Court Oath (but who was also, at times, sexually frank, morally unambiguous in his amorality, and could tell a good story, like a West Venice West Georges Bataille).

'Outside of this small group (most of which also appear in his first collection, called John Thomas), Thomas published a chapbook of poems called Nevertheless in 1990, and contributed to the volume Abandoned Latitudes (with Paul Vangelisti and Robert Crosson) in 1983. A good, if not probing, obituary was published in the UK Independent (1); a much more detailed, and harrowing, account of his personality by his daughter, Gabrielle Idlet, appeared a little later in the LA Weekly (2). -- Brian Stefans, Free Space Comix



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(1) fromJohn Thomas: Beat poet known for his inability to write
Adrian Dannat, The Independent

"How does one review the work of a poet who mocks the societal role of the poet, who has no desire to publish his poetry and says that he has no interest in the familiar moral values of poetry and poets?" This was the question posed by Lawrence Lipton, fabled chronicler of the "Beat" group in California, about one of his most fascinating subjects, the poet John Thomas. In many ways Thomas was the antithesis of the hipsters, Bohemians and Beatniks chronicled in Holy Barbarians and sometimes seemed trapped by the wacky underground counter-culture he was widely assumed to be part of.

Indeed, he almost seemed an active enemy of the sprawling, self-indulgent alternative literary community of Los Angeles. He was something of an 18th-century figure, with a certain fondness for antique weapons (he collected sabres, dress swords and foils and, as any poet should, had a weakness for duels or the idea of them), orgies and satire; at 6'4" and weighing over 300 pounds, even his physical build betokened another, more heroic age.

A self-proclaimed "writer", one day Thomas was asked by the poet Maurice Lacy, "What do you write?" Without thinking Thomas replied, "I'm a poet", and thus had no choice but to write some of the stuff. Poetry certainly suited Thomas better than novels; as he admitted, "The novel-writing ambition was just sheer, vulgar pretence, wanting to be a great man." But even free verse was still a painful process for Thomas and his NOT writing and deep inability to write became his central theme if not celebrity.

The eponymous book John Thomas was put out in a limited edition of 405 copies, 30 of which were signed, numbered and even "sealed" by the author, presumably so they could not be read. This was published in 1972 and followed in 1976 by the elegant Epopoeia or the Decay of Satire. (In fact this second volume was the same as the first, except Thomas had deleted some works rather than adding any, further reducing his oeuvre.)

Thomas's last and perhaps fourth wife was Philomene Long, herself no small local legend, who had left her cloistered convent as a Catholic nun to escape to LA and as poetess/ film-maker documented the scene in such movies as Venice Beat and The California Missions, with Martin Sheen. Long also introduced Thomas to the Zen Center of LA, where they studied with the revered Maezumi Roshi, who gave her the Buddhist name "Gyokuho" or "Fragrant Jewel". In 1983, in a burst of activity, Thomas published Abandoned Latitudes, or rather he contributed a thin shard, "From Patagonia", to this collection of three LA writers. This was Thomas's most engaging finale, even if he was to live for almost 20 more years.



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(2) fromHitting the Beats
Gabrielle Idlet, LA Weekly

My father, ”Venice West“ poet John Thomas, died of congestive heart failure on March 29 at the age of 71. His April 7 Los Angeles Times obituary describes him as ”the sage of Venice“ (Beyond Baroque executive director Fred Dewey), ”mentor“ (Wanda Coleman), even ”the best unread poet in America“ (Charles Bukowski). Another journalistic elegy, appearing in Los Angeles Magazine, depicted my father as a man with a ”piercing wit [and] generous spirit,“ for whom ”poverty and love were equal teachers in a life of wisdom.“ His obituary was carried by wire across the nation, even making news at the Washington Post.

No publication mentioned that my father was, at the time of his death, serving a sentence in Los Angeles County Jail for sexually molesting his daughter -- my half sister Susan. Posthumous descriptions of his life left out other significant information: that he was a fraud, a thief and an endangerer of children, and that, while he often bragged that he‘d ”retired at 28,“ he’d made an impressive career of consumption. In the nearly two decades my father spent with my mother, he didn‘t work, and he wrote virtually nothing except for ”From Patagonia,“ a prose poem about what he described as his inner landscape of desolation. Real-world decimation, however, was his true accomplishment.

His name changed frequently, in fact. A late-’60s issue of the men‘s magazine Oui published a feature on my father, celebrating him as the country’s leading perpetrator of mail-order fraud. Growing up, I watched him feast on raw hamburger, grabbing it straight from the Styrofoam package. In order to avoid taking out the garbage, he found two industrial-size trash cans for the kitchen and let scraps collect for months at a stretch. I knew it was summertime when I stepped barefoot onto a sea of maggots that dropped from the trash, wriggling toward the dog-hair-dense carpet.

Equally noxious and permeating was my father’s sexuality. While he made a game of insulting my mother and describing himself to me as her ”gigolo,“ he encouraged me to read his journals -- beautifully calligraphed legal pads filled with detailed sex fantasies. At his bedside, paperback porn invited attention -- one flashy spine read Father-Daughter Lust. Our walls were covered with photos of Hitler, outlaws, corpses and orgies. ”Tickle Time,“ a game that invariably ended with his giant hands making their way beneath the waistline of my underwear until I writhed in laughing confusion, punctuated our days at home alone.

In the early ’70s, my father flew his teenaged daughter Susan from his first marriage (whom he hadn‘t seen since she was 3) to Los Angeles, drugged her with a potent pharmaceutical hallucinogen, and submitted her to sexual abuse a several times over the course of her three-week visit -- on at least one occasion with the participation of my mother, who had also supplied the drugs. Afterward, my father bragged to friends about his conquest. In March of this year, thanks to a 1993 law allowing victims of child sexual abuse to file charges years later -- and my sister’s determination to find healing through justice -- he was convicted and incarcerated for his crimes.

While I lived with my father, he never pursued publication -- it was a point of honor for him. He responded to requests from editors, however, so his poems did make their way into the world. And his work was generally well respected. But as far as I can tell, his notoriety derives principally from two facts: He outlived many of his Beat cohorts, and he was friendly, for a time, with Charles Bukowski. Simply living long enough to be a rarity, though, should not give a person icon status. As for literary talent vs. humanity, Bukowski himself said it best: ”It‘s so easy to be a poet and so hard to be a man."




The last reading by John Thomas & Philomene Long, 2002 (8:00)




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(3) Letter to Editor LA Weekly, Aug 8th, 2002:

I had the tragic privilege of being the attorney for John Thomas in his criminal prosecution. In my 20 years of exclusively criminal-defense practice, I have rarely had a client walk into my office and say: "I did this. I am sorry." John Thomas not only acknowledged his wrongdoing of 30 years ago, but appreciated the gravity of his conduct.

Thomas was 71 years of age and had congestive heart failure. Because his health would not withstand the demands of trial, despite important constitutional, legal and factual defenses, John pleaded no contest to the charge of one count of oral copulation with a person under the age of 16, not "child molestation" as mischaracterized in Gabrielle Idlet's article. Moreover, the misconduct occurred under the influence of hallucinogens with his former wife, Rose Idlet, in 1972. Thomas told the sentencing judge, Michael Pastor: "I do not forgive myself" and "I will abide faithfully by all conditions of the judgment you lay down, whatever they may be."

I will never understand how the judge and prosecutor could sentence a 71-year-old man with congestive heart failure (and a statement from his doctor that he could not survive it) to 120 days in jail. John Thomas died on the 18th day. The criminal prosecution was subsequently dismissed, based upon his death during the pendency of the appeal. (This was omitted from your story.)

A luminary of the Beat generation, Thomas lived and wrote in Los Angeles for the past 40 years. He acknowledged to me and others that in his earlier days he was on drugs, his house was in great disarray, and he didn't write for 18 years. He was, in his own words, "committing slow suicide."

Also omitted in the published hate piece is that after 1983, with his marriage to poet Philomene Long, Thomas was, as he would say, "resurrected." For the next 19 years he transformed his former life, feeling regret for his past, and began writing again (over 1,000 poems) and teaching. This was the John Thomas whom Fred Dewey, the director of Beyond Baroque, described as a "generous spirit," for whom "poverty and love were equal teachers in a life of wisdom."

Whatever truth exists in what Gabrielle Idlet has written is secondary to the distortions. She and her sister distributed hate mail and death threats to their father for years before the legal system was corrupted to allow the unconstitutional repeal of the statute of limitations. Their stated wish to see their father's death was finally satisfied, and their thirst for revenge was a primary cause. May they be given the forgiveness that they refused to grant their father.

--Jeffrey J. Douglas, 
Santa Monica




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p.s. Hey. I'm off today. See what you think about this strange story about the poet John Thomas. See you tomorrow.

Gig #91: Random '80s New Wave Big Name Bands' Outputs Cherrypicked from Memory: Echo and the Bunnymen, Einstürzende Neubauten, Human League, John Foxx, The Associates, Devo, Wall of Voodoo, Psychedelic Furs, Strawberry Switchblade, Gang of Four, The Teardrop Explodes, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Jam, Adam and the Ants, Soft Cell, The Cure, Bow Wow Wow, XTC, Magazine, Cabaret Voltaire, ABC, Pete Shelley, Scritti Politti, Simple Minds


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Echo and the Funnymen Back of Love (1983)
'Echo and the Bunnymen is one of the more interesting and innovative pop bands to emerge from the MTV-era British pop scene that also gave us the Cure, the Fixx, and XTC.  The group formed in Liverpool in 1978 and released its first album, Crocodiles, in 1980, and remained a rising U.K. act through Porcupine, their third LP, in 1983. This U.S. tour was launched when the band released Ocean Rain on Sire Records in 1984. Although a hit with critics and hardcore alternative music fans, unlike many of its contemporaries such as the Eurhythmics and the Fixx, Echo and the Bunnymen failed to have a commercial breakthrough in the U.S. They did, however, maintain a strong cult following and enough sales to justify continued support from Sire through 1987.'-- collaged






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Einstürzende Neubauten Ich bin's (1986)
'Of all their wonderful albums, this and Haus der Luge are my absolute favorites. They come from a similar pinnacle of their long and varied career where they coaxed each piece of metal, every giant spring, bucket of sand, etc. into a musical tapestry of pulsating rhythm. Blixa Bargeld's voice has come a long way from Negativ Nein's frightening scream, and on this album he manages to sing in a whisper, a chant and of course, his trademark screech that sounds less like a voice than it does a drill boring it's way through a bell. This album is more hypnotic and, at times, even cozy. Like sitting in the worlds most comfortable chair watching the fireplace blaze so fierce and brilliant that it burns down the entire room, but you are too comfortable and mesmerized to move.'-- M. Fatino






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The Human League Dreams Of Leaving (live, 1980)
'For Travelogue, the band worked with a new co-producer, Richard Mainwaring, who went on to produce OMD's platinum selling Architecture & Morality the following year. Travelogue entered the UK album chart at #16, which was also its chart peak, and remained on the chart for 9 weeks in 1980. Although a vast improvement on their debut album, Reproduction, which had failed to chart at all the year before, the lack of high success precipitated the departure of founding band members Martyn Ware and Ian Craig Marsh, who went on to form Heaven 17. Their departure led to remaining members Phil Oakey and Adrian Wright moving The Human League in a new musical direction with a new line-up.'-- collaged






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John Foxx No One Driving (1980)
'"No-One Driving" is a 1980 song by UK artist John Foxx, and was released as a single in March 1980. It was the second single release from the Metamatic album, after "Underpass". The song is typical of Foxx's musical output of the time, featuring a Ballardian dystopian scenario involving an automobile in the lyrics, with music produced using electronic instruments (synthesisers, drum machines, electronic percussion) only. The record entered the UK charts at no. 32, remaining at the same position for a further week before dropping down.'-- collaged






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The Associates Party Fears Two (1982)
'Unlike most bands’ much-repeated legends, the stories of excess and lunacy that quickly attached themselves to The Associates are - if one is to believe Rankine and Dempsey - completely true: they did indeed blow half of Sulk’s advance on luxury hotel suites (including one for MacKenzie’s whippets), top-of-the-range smoked salmon (again, for the dogs) and enough cocaine to give Iggy Pop and David Bowie a run for their money, before throwing the rest into making Sulk as opulent and extravagant as possible. Lead single 'Party Fears Two' certainly fits that bill, an oddball elegy to excess, albeit one tinged by a sense that all this coke and booze is so much hot air and empty pleasure. Behind MacKenzie’s cheerful, Ferry-esque croon, Rankine’s orchestrations are positively lush, a smorgasbord of glittering synths, treated horns and slinky guitar lines. 'Club Country', meanwhile, is straight-ahead synth-pop bliss, a track fittingly tailored for the dancefloor even as it skewers middle class inertia: “Refrigeration keeps you young I’m told." Again, Billy MacKenzie reaches impossible heights with his delirious voice, whilst the infectious beats and glossy keyboards would make even the most reticent club-goer get up and shake his or her arse. 'Club Country' is easily equal to 'Fade To Grey', 'Poison Arrow' and 'Antmusic' as a slice of pure, catchy synth-pop, and deserved bigger success than it got. Equally, The Associates surely tapped into the genre’s promise of futurism better than most of their peers, with MacKenzie’s lyrics equal parts behoven to Ballard, Orwell and Gibson, all wrapped up in his own glitter-bomb aesthetic.'-- The Quietus






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Devo Big Mess (Demo, 1982)
'Devo's song "Big Mess" on the Oh No, It's Devo LP was inspired in-part by letters that were written to an LA office that managed local game show hosts' fan mail. Devo had some friends who worked there, and the letters got passed onto them for the sake of strangeness. The writer of the letters referred to himself as "Cowboy Kim". I can only guess that Kim had some kind of mental handicap, and I have no idea if he was really a DJ or not.'-- Devo-Obsesso






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Wall of Voodoo Factory (1982)
'Wall of Voodoo formed in Los Angeles in 1977, originally as a soundtrack company. Led by singer/songwriter Stan Ridgway and rounded out by guitarist Marc Moreland, bassist/keyboardist Bruce Moreland, keyboardist Chas Gray, and drummer Joe Nanini, the group issued its self-titled debut EP in 1980. With the additions of bassist Bruce Moreland and his brother Marc on guitar (replacing Noland), the band's sound crystallized on 1981's full-length Dark Continent, which couched Ridgway's highly stylized and cinematic narratives -- heavily influenced by Westerns and film noir, and sung in the vocalist's distinctively droll, narcoleptic manner -- in atonal, electronically based settings. In 1982, following the exit of Bruce Moreland, Wall of Voodoo released Call of the West, which featured "Mexican Radio," their biggest hit. After an appearance at the 1983 US Festival, Ridgway left the group for a solo career.' -- collaged






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Psychedelic Furs Into You like a Train (live, 1981)
'The Psychedelic Furs, whose name was inspired by the 1966 Velvet Underground song "Venus in Furs," were formed in England in 1977 by brothers Richard Butler (vocals) and Tim Butler (bass), along with saxophone player Duncan Kilburn and guitarist Roger Morris. By the time they released their self-titled debut album in 1980, the group had become a sextet, adding guitarist John Ashton and drummer Vince Ely. That album, featuring Butler's hoarse voice (the tone of which suggested John Lydon without the sneer) was a bigger hit in England, where it reached the Top 20, than in the U.S. Talk Talk Talk (1981) did better, reaching the U.S. Top 100 and producing two British singles chart entries, one of which was "Pretty in Pink," later also a hit in the U.S. when a new version was used as the title song of a film. Forever Now (1982) saw the band reduced to a quartet with the departure of Kilburn and Morris. The rest moved to the U.S., turned to producer Todd Rundgren, and scored a U.S. Top 50 hit with "Love My Way." Ely then left, and the remaining trio of the two Butlers and Ashton made Mirror Moves (1984), the biggest Psychedelic Furs hit yet.'-- collaged






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Strawberry Switchblade Another Day (1985)
'There was more to Strawberry Switchblade than met the eye – their name was a clue. “Our image was colourful, but our minds were dark,” says McDowall on the phone from her home in Oxfordshire. Their self-titled first and only album featured "Since Yesterday" and other hit singles "Let Her Go", "Who Knows What Love Is" and "Jolene", a cover of the Dolly Parton song. But it also included their 1983 debut single, "Trees and Flowers", a song concerning Bryson’s agoraphobia. Other songs on the album, particularly "Go Away", "10 James Orr Street" and "Being Cold", essayed a devastatingly bleak, eerily beautiful brand of mid-1980s pop, all sugar-high vocals, a ponderous pace expressing the heaviness of existence and chord changes of the most exquisitely miserable kind. The phrase “sinister-sweet” seems to have been invented for these wintry ballads.'-- The Guardian






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Gang of Four We Live as We Dream, Alone (live, 1982)
'Lead singer Jon King (currently a chief executive of World Television) stalked the stage, owned the stage, his Mao-like suitcoat half-unbuttoned, undulating and Jesus-Christ-posing and crabwalking among three microphones, barking his words out. And, yes, there is a microwave involved. If you've seen the concert film Urgh! A Music War, there's a performance of "He'd Send In The Army" by a much younger Go4, with King hitting a block of wood with a drum stick. For this tour, the drum stick was replaced with a duct-taped aluminum bat, and the block of wood was replaced with a microwave. Like a well-trained assembly-line worker, King banged on the box as the song stuttered and surged around him. If the sound from the last knock disappointed him, he would hit the microwave with a full swing, rearing back with the bat and coming down square on the top of it. As the song finished, King knocked the microwave off its pedestal with an inside-out stroke, and proceeded to give it ! an old-fashioned arrhythmic beat-down.'-- David Raposa






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The Teardrop Explodes The Great Dominions (1981)
'Wilder is The Teardrop Explodes final fling but this is no half-hearted, "can it, shift it and move on" enterprise. Instead it's a rich, dark tapestry of tightly woven, neo-psychedelic pop tunes which could have been recorded any time in the last 25 years. The sound is crisp and clean and beautifully varied in texture which results in upbeat exuberant pop imbued with a sense of mystery and loss. What is glaringly evident is that, notwithstanding the band's untimely demise, Julian Cope was a force to be reckoned with and one who was never likely to simply fade away. He has a bizarre knack of being lyrically opaque yet passionately revealing. I'm not sure I'll ever understand the meaning behind some of these tracks but I'm not sure I need to.'-- Grampus






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Siouxsie and The Banshees Into The Light (1981)
'One of the band's masterworks, Juju sees Siouxsie and the Banshees operating in a squalid wall of sound dominated by tribal drums, swirling and piercing guitars, and Siouxsie Sioux's fractured art-attack vocals. If not for John McGeoch's marvelous high-pitched guitars, here as reminiscent of Joy Division as his own work in Magazine, the album would rank as the band's most gothic release. Siouxsie and company took things to an entirely new level of darkness on Juju, with the singer taking delight in sinister wordplay on the disturbing "Head Cut," creeping out listeners in the somewhat tongue-in-cheek "Halloween," and inspiring her bandmates to push their rhythmic witches brew to poisonous levels of toxicity. Album opener "Spellbound," one of the band's classics, ranks among their finest moments and bristles with storming energy. Siouxsie's mysterious voice emerges from dense guitar picking, Budgie lays into his drums as if calling soldiers to war, and things get more tense from there. "Into the Light" is perhaps the only track where a listener gets a breath of oxygen, as the remainder of the album screams claustrophobia, whether by creepy carnival waterfalls of guitar notes or Siouxsie's unsettling lyrics.'-- Allmusic






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The Jam Private Hell (1980)
'Between May 1977 and November 1979, the Jam released four albums and nine singles, a pace of output that peaked when Setting Sons was hurried along by a record company keen to capitalise on the band’s connection with Britain’s youthful masses. As a result, the album – intended as an Orwell-inspired concept – seems flawed next to 1978’s All Mod Cons and 1981’s Sound Affects, but captures why the young Paul Weller was (reluctantly) dubbed the “spokesman for a generation”. The still-relevant 'The Eton Rifles' is the colossus here, but 'Thick As Thieves', 'Private Hell', and 'Little Boy Soldiers' show what a fast and furious roll they were on.'-- The Guardian






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Killing Joke Requiem (live, 1980)
'"Requiem" was released in September 1980 on 12" vinyl by record label E.G. by E.G. Records as the second single from the band's debut self-titled studio album, backed by two B-sides, "Change" and a demo version of "Requiem". That same year, E.G. released a 7" version of the single, minus the demo version. Polydor also released the single in on 7" vinyl in Italy only. The single did not chart in the UK but reached number 43 on the US Billboard Dance Music/Club Play Singles chart.'-- collaged






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Adam and the Ants Feed Me to the Lions (Demo, 1980)
'I’d seen Adam and the Ants before, the previous September at the Electric Ballroom in Camden. My older brother and his mate Olly had taken me, edging me past the doorman into the packed, smoky venue where the band’s seminal line-up were undertaking their penultimate show; Adam Ant, the late Matthew Ashman, Dave Barbe and Andy Warren - it was the 28th September 1979 - and for a twelve year old boy it was a thrilling experience. I wandered around wide eyed and fascinated by the bizarre mix of people, a kind of punky-soul-a-billy mix. Standard peroxide spiky heads with the band’s name on the back of their leather jackets. A lot of younger kids, perhaps a bit older than me, wearing intriguing Ants or Seditionaries t-shirts, kung fu slippers, moccasin-style shoes or creepers. Older guys and girls sporting a look that was quasi new romantic I guess, a taster of what was to come as punk rock curdled into the sham (69) of its former self and a slicker club culture was born. It was pre-Goth and post-punk. The UK Subs and The Exploited would soon be on Top of the Pops, a glue sniffing parody of what the Ants represented, while Adam himself would appear on the same show, resplendent in gold and black Hussar jacket, one of English pop music’s most iconic looks.'-- Sabotage Times






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Soft Cell Meet Murder My Angel (1984)
'This Last Night in Sodom represents a shift in style from the delicate, erotic, dancefloor-friendly pop of their earlier records and contains a more eclectic mix of styles as well, from the Spanish-influenced "L'Esqualita" (inspired by the drag bar in New York City of the same name- the actual real name being "La Escuelita") to the rockabilly-tinged "Down in the Subway". The thematic elements of the songs are also noticeably darker, even for Soft Cell, and center around self-destruction and the breakdown of innocence. "Meet Murder My Angel", according to Almond, is about the mind of a murderer before he slaughters his victim, while "Where Was Your Heart (When You Needed It Most)" centres on a girl who loses all self-esteem after being raped while intoxicated. The first single from the album was "Soul Inside", which reached number 16 on the UK charts in September 1983. "Down in the Subway" was released as the second single, peaking at number 24 in March 1984.'-- collaged






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The Cure A Strange Day(live, 1982)
'Pornography is the fourth studio album by English rock band The Cure, released on 4 May 1982 by the record label Fiction. Preceded by the non-album single "Charlotte Sometimes" late the previous year, Pornography was the band's first album with a new producer, Phil Thornalley, and was recorded at RAK Studios from January to April. The sessions saw the group on the brink of collapse, with heavy drug use, band in-fighting and group leader Robert Smith's depression fuelling the album's musical and lyrical content. Pornography represents the conclusion of the group's early dark, gloomy musical phase which began with Seventeen Seconds in 1980. Following its release, bass guitarist Simon Gallup left the band and the Cure switched to a much brighter and more radio-friendly new wave sound. While poorly received by critics at the time of release, Pornography was their most popular album to date, reaching number 8 in the UK charts. Pornography has since gone on to gain acclaim from critics, and is now considered an important milestone in the development of the gothic rock genre.'-- collaged






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Bow Wow Wow Chihuahua (1981)
'Bow Bow Bow was a 80s new wave band, organized by the Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren in 1980, whose music is described as having an "African-derived drum sound". McLaren persuaded guitarist Matthew Ashman, bassist Leigh Gorman and percussionist Dave Barbarossa of the original lineup of Adam and the Ants to leave Adam Ant and form a new group, fronted by teen singer Annabella Lwin. McLaren was also going to use Boy George (later of Culture Club fame) as a second lead singer, but he was deemed to be "too wild" for the band. McLaren discovered fourteen year old Lwin while she was working at a dry cleaners, and the group's sound was a mix of her "girlish squeal", Balinese chants, surf instrumentals, new romantic pop melodies, and Barbarossa's Burundi ritual music-influenced tom tom beats, though later moving towards heavy metal. The group released three full-length albums before Lwin quit to pursue a solo career, or was kicked out, in 1983. Ashman went on to form Chiefs of Relief, and in 1995 died from diabetes complications.'-- last.fm






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XTC Rocket From a Bottle (1980)
'The ever-evolving group had its biggest successes in the ’80s with driving, off-kilter pop songs that made hay of socio-political critiques and Beatles-like guitar hooks, and as they moved into the ’90s, they were beloved by the post-collegiate crowd that didn’t cotton to mainstream radio but was also turned off by what the post-Nirvana or Lollapalooza worlds had to offer. And as the band reached its autumn years, critical and commercial interest waned almost entirely — particularly here in the States — leaving their last two albums to be virtually ignored by the record-buying universe. Yet looking at XTC through any one of those lenses is terribly myopic. The group, which started in Swindon, England back in 1976, has gone through one of the most fascinating career trajectories right up until their dissolution in 2000. They evolved from amphetamine-fueled imps to a sturdy modern rock group to psychedelia’s second cousins to a kind of amalgam that kept an eye on each of these musical stopping points. And through it all, the band’s two preternaturally gifted songwriters, guitarist/vocalist Andy Partridge and bassist/vocalist Colin Moulding, created work that only got deeper, more thoughtful, and more complex.'-- Stereogum






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Magazine Because You're Frightened (Peel Session, 1980)
'After leaving the Buzzcocks in 1977, vocalist Howard Devoto formed Magazine with guitarist John McGeoch, bassist Barry Adamson, keyboardist Bob Dickinson, and drummer Martin Jackson. One of the first post-punk bands, Magazine kept the edgy, nervous energy of punk and added elements of art rock, particularly with their theatrical live shows and shards of keyboards. Devoto's lyrics were combinations of social commentary and poetic fragments, while the band alternated between cold, jagged chords and gloomy, atmospheric sonic landscapes.'-- Allmusic






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Cabaret Voltaire Sensoria (1985)
'Though they're one of the most important groups in the history of industrial and electronic music, Cabaret Voltaire are sometimes forgotten in the style's timeline -- perhaps because they continued recording long after other luminaries (Throbbing Gristle, Suicide, Chrome) called it quits. Also related to the fact is that CV rarely stayed in one place for long, instead moving quickly from free-form experimentalism through arty white-boy funk and on to house music in the late '80s and electronica the following decade. The band, formed by guitarist Richard H. Kirk, bassist Stephen Mallinder and tape manipulator Chris Watson, were influenced by the Dadaist movement (whence came their name) and as such, came closer to performance art than music during many of their early performances. After several years of recording with no contract, the group signed to the newly formed Rough Trade label in 1978 and began releasing records that alternated punk-influenced chargers with more experimental pieces incorporating tape loops and sampled effects. Following Watson's departure, the remaining duo inaugurated a new contract with Some Bizzare/Virgin in 1983 by shifting their sound, away from raging industro-funk and towards a more danceable form. The singles "Sensoria" and "James Brown" hit the indie charts during 1984, and Cabaret Voltaire moved to EMI/Parlophone in 1986 for The Code.'-- Avantgarde.com






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ABC That Was Then, But This Is Now (1983)
'Beauty Stab is the second album by the British band ABC. Released in November 1983, it was a departure from the stylised production of the band's first album, The Lexicon of Love, featuring a more guitar-oriented sound. The album was certified Gold by the BPI for shipments in excess of 100,000 copies, but was not as commercially successful as its predecessor. It peaked at no. 12 in the UK album charts and spawning only two top 40 singles (neither of which made the top 10). In a 1995 article, music journalist Simon Reynolds listed Beauty Stab among "the great career-sabotage LPs in pop history".'-- collaged






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Pete Shelley XL1 (live, 1983)
'With XL1, Pete Shelley integrates layers of guitar into the electronic synth-pop he essayed on his solo debut, Homosapien. While the result isn't quite as bracing as its predecessor, the music benefits from the guitar -- it sounds edgier, making the record fairly captivating. There's still some weak material on the record, but "Telephone Operator" and "If You Ask Me (I Won't Say No)" are terrific, ranking among Shelley's best.'-- Allmusic






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Scritti Politti Absolute (1984)
'For the sleeve of their first single, 1979's "4 A Sides", Scritti Politti opted not for a picture but instead showed a breakdown of costs-- every element of the record's production itemized. This kind of fascination with and demystification of the rock process seems like an orthodox post-punk move, very of its time. But it also revealed for the first time one of the unifying threads in Scritti's career-- an idea that things become more interesting when they're broken down, and that what's on the surface can reveal that stuff, not obfuscate it. This is pop exploded, fractured and rebuilt as a mosaic where almost every beat seems to have a different sound from the one before. Hi-hats, triangles, drum pads of every kind flicker across the mix for a second or two then never reappear. In fact the tracks hold together only thanks to Green Gartside's deceptively light voice and sweet melodic touch, making songs like "Absolute" and "Wood Beez" into exhilarating sculptures rather than a swingers party for drum presets.'-- Tom Ewing






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Simple Minds King in White and in the Crowd (Peel Session, 1982)
'One of Scotland's finest imports, Simple Minds deliver a strong synth-reared release on New Gold Dream. This album harks the darker side of the band's musicianship, and such material alludes to their forthcoming pop-stadium sound which hurled them into rock mainstream during the latter part of the '80s. They were still honing their artistic rowdiness, and Kerr's pursuing vocals were still hiding. But Simple Minds' skill of tapping into internal emotion is profound on songs such as "Someone, Somewhere in Summertime" and the album's title track. But the dance-oriented tracks like "Promised You a Miracle" and "Glittering Prize" are lushly layered in deep electronic beats -- it was only a matter of time for Simple Minds to expound upon such musical creativity which made them a household favorite through the 1980s.'-- collaged







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p.s. Hey. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi. My timing or phrasing or something was not at its sharpest. Yeah, the strikes are already underway even. Unbelievable. ** David Ehrenstein, My pleasure, and thank you for saying that. Yes, and it seems that Mr. Thomas had one. The news of the Carax/ Sparks film is public? Interesting. Yes, very sadly, Holly seems to be at the end. So, so sad. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. Kavan is very good. I had a very similar experience with John Thomas and the Venice poets back when I had your job. He always treated me like some lowly peon who was standing in the way of the worldwide dissemination of his genius. And I too never heard word-one about any of that stuff when he was earthbound. Bob Flanagan used to do this spot-on imitation of Thomas. Anyway, grim. ** Bernard Welt, Hi, B. Yes, I knew nothing of any of that. Wow, okay. That particular Agnes B space is quite nice. I saw a show there not two weeks ago. I'll see the show for sure, and I'll try to get to the Saturday event at the very least. And I'll hope to meet Jayme somehow. Yeah, no, $300, theologian, that's probably enough to ward me off. Cool: your Bechdel talk! Sooner the better re: writing to Chrystel, but probably not an extreme rush, and I would really think you're a shoo-in. Really nice about your poem in Colby's show! Snap that. And about the Theater department thing! Wow, you're good, my pal. ** Thomas Moronic, Yay, you did the opposite of deprive us! They look splendid. I'll read them carefully a little later as I was up late and then woke up early, and I'm half-brained this AM. Thank you, thank you! Yeah, John Thomas hovered around Beyond Baroque when I was doing the programing there in the early '80s. Like I said to Tosh, he always treated me like an extremely lesser mortal. I'm good, really, really busy, but it's all good. ** H, Hi. Slurp. Oh, thank you, then I'll will get to NYC at the soonest opportunity. I really love Alice Motley's earlier work. I don't know her more recent work so well. My favorite book of hers is 'How Spring Comes', and I love pretty much all of her work and books up to and just after that point in time. She lives in Paris, but I've only run into her once since I've been here. ** MANCY, Hi, Stephen! Cool you love Kavan. Really excited for your new thing! ** Steevee, It's very unique: the Kavan. Zac and I saw the new Grandieux at the Montreal festival when LCTG played there. I thought it was quite amazing, as did Zac. It was very controversial at the festival for reasons that you will quickly understand if you see it. I'm a huge of his work, and it has all of the things I love in his work, and it's also I think his most ambitious film. It's very, very dark. I guess if you've read the synopsis, you know that already. ** Kathe Burkhart, Wow, Kathe! Hey, old pal! How are you doing? It's so very, very sweet to see you here! Thank you! Big love, me. ** Jamie McMorrow, Hi, Jamie! Really good to see you! Oh, man, I hope that whatever's dragging you down physically and otherwise is melting like winter snow in April. Or even late March. Yeah, totally, about 'Ice'! Really nicely put! Fascinating that your girlfriend is doing her PhD partly on Kavan. What's the overall thing/theme of her focus? Yes, please, hang out here more often, if you feel like it. That would be lovely. xx, Dennis ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. Shit, I think you were under the weather the last time you were here, or one of the last times. Fucking winter offshoots. I ... wait, have I done a post on Jem Cohen here? Huh. I'll go back and check. If there's stuff out there to borrow, I definitely will if I haven't. No, I haven't seen 'Counting'. I'll see what the availability in my parts is. I wish you a hyper upswinging. ** Alistair McCartney, Hi, Alistair! Always a joy! The TV thing went well. The proposed TV series will star one of the performers in Gisele's my piece 'The Ventriloquists Convention' and her dummy. 'TVC' wrapped up its Paris run last night, so we used her locality to test-shoot two short scenes just to see how it will look/work and also to help Zac and I understand what the dummy can and can't do as far as writing the series. It was very, very helpful and went extremely well. Holy shit, it's ready! Your novel! That's amazing news, man! Congratulations, and I'm so very, very excited by news of its completion and inevitable journey to the world's eyes, mine especially! I don't think we'll get to Perth when we're in Australia, damn. But you never know. We're still figuring out our itinerary. We'll be based in Melbourne. There is some possibility that our film LIKE CATTLE TOWARDS GLOW might show at a festival in Sydney while we're there, and, if that happens, we'll go there for that. Definitely Tasmania. We think we'll rent a car and try to get as far as we can into the Outback. That's kind of the general, hoped for plans at the moment. Then to Japan on the way home to Paris, probably for a week or so at the beginning of February. Anyway, big hugs to you, pal, and you have a fantastic weekend! Love, me. ** Misanthrope, Hey. Oh, cool. I'm glad the Kavan book intrigued you. Yeah, you never know what effect stuff like that will have on you. I mean I went through a pretty rough time in my teens, and I'm fairly okay, I think, considering. I can't say that I've ever liked anything I've heard by My Chemical Romance, but I haven't spent all that much time or that many brain cells investigating them. Our title -- 'This Is How You Will Disappear' -- was a twisted, slightly changed offshoot from the title of a Scott Walker song. I wonder if they did the same thing? ** Okay. So, let's see ... I got to remembering '80s New Wave the other day, and I got to remembering tracks I especially liked at the time by very to fairly- to well-known bands of that era/'genre', and I gathered those tracks together and stacked them up and called it a gig. That's what I did. And now, what will my gig trigger off inside of you that will then pass through your body and end up in your typing fingers? That's the question for this weekend. Have good ones. See you on Monday.

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'In 1991, Edward Furlong was just a 12-year old Los Angeles child who was on the brink of stardom. Terminator 2: Judgement Day was just about to be released in cinemas and revolutionise blockbusters for years to come. Furlong's surprisingly soulful performance as John Connor, the eventual leader of the human resistance against the Terminators, was praised by many critics. Like his character, Furlong was destined for greatness.

'Furlong's home life wasn't exactly the most conducive to a normal life. He didn't know his father. His mother eventually lost control of him, resulting in an aunt and uncle suing for custody and raising him until his early teens. Perhaps more shockingly is the fact that he sued for his emancipation and won it. Why did he do that?

'Furlong was in a relationship with a 29-year old woman who was his on-set tutor during filming of Terminator 2: Judgement Day. He was 15. She eventually became his manager, although she did little to steer his career in any meaningful way. Furlong starred in a number of critical and commercial failures, none that came close to replicating the success of Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

'Furlong would eventually get engaged to - and split from - his manager, both personally and professionally. In 1999, she sued him for money owed to her for acting as his manager. She also claimed he was physically abusive. Throughout this time, Furlong is said to have taken hard drugs - heroin, cocaine - and was in the depths of serious alcoholism.

'In the middle of this chaos, Furlong surprised everyone by taking off to film the family tragedy Little Odessa. On Jan. 7, he called his mother from Los Angeles International Airport to tell her he’d taken the job and was headed for New York — without her. This was the first time Furlong was on a movie set without family members, and a funny thing happened: Nothing.

'”It was a delight to work with him. He was always emotionally present. I think he’s a very accomplished actor. And, in many ways, he was the most cooperative actor in the picture. Other than the fact that I got a Coke with Edward after shooting, I would never have known about his family,” says Odessa director James Gray, who watched the young actor hold his own with Vanessa Redgrave and Maximilian Schell. ”His role was that of someone from a troubled, broken family, and in many ways he used his background to his advantage and funneled his personal tumult into the role. At 16, he’s been forced into adulthood, and he’s handling it better than I would have.”

'His career uptick continued in 1997 when he starred as the vulnerable, damaged younger brother to Edward Norton in American History X. The role won Furlong a nomination for Young Artist Award and the film was a critical success.

'Furlong enjoyed a brief moment of success again with Detroit Rock City, where he starred alongside and eventually dated Natasha Lyonne, one of the stars of Orange Is The New Black. His fortunes spiralled downward again, with Furlong unable to secure any meaningful work other direct-to-DVD films.

'His addictions prevented him from being recast as John Connor in the 2002 follow-up to Terminator 2: Judgement Day, with the role going to Nick Stahl instead. Throughout the 2000s, he was arrested several times for domestic abuse, drug addiction and various driving offences. He's admitted publicly in court that he's completely broke.

'According to iMDB, Furlong's only starred in one film in 2015 and hasn't had a theatrically-released film in ten years. Despite this, Furlong is still believed to be a talented, if troubled actor. "I shot Ed Furlong when he wasn’t even aware that we were filming," said one director. "He’s a very unpredictable and a brilliant actor when he wants to."'-- collaged



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Further

Edward Furlong @ IMDb
EF @ Twitter
EF page @ Facebook
THE EXTREME EDDIE SITE!!
Absolut Furlong
Edward Furlong Central
EF fan tumblr
Edward Furlong Fan Fiction Stories
'A Look At Edward Furlong - Before And After Success'
'The John Connor Curse: Nick Stahl, Edward Furlong and Christian Bale'
'Edward Furlong Charged with Assaulting Girlfriend'
'Actor Edward Furlong hides, then is arrested
'Edward Furlong's Lobster Tale'
'Edward Furlong: gueule d’ange (noir)'
'DER TIEFE FALL DES EDWARD FURLONG'
Edward Furlong - Hold On Tight (CD, Album) at Discogs
'EDWARD FURLONG JOINS ‘STAR TREK : RENEGADES'



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EDWARD FURLONG Interview and Q&A


Edward Furlong sings 'Hold On Tight'


`Die Another Day' Premiere


Edward Furlong singing for Detroit Rock City


Chicago Comic Con 2011 - Interview With Edward Furlong



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Interview

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What have you been up to?

Well, right now I'm just getting up. I know I sound like a lazy bastard, but I had breakfast in bed, you know. I'm being kind of a lush, I guess. But lately, I've been being a dad, putting food on the table, doing movies once in a while. Same old, same old, nothing too exciting.

You were awesome in Terminator 2 and American History X and Little Odessa and Pecker, and then it seemed like you disappeared.

What happened? I became a crackwhore! After selling my body for crack for a couple of years... no, no, I'm just joking. [Laughs] It's the way it goes. It's just the way it is. It goes up and down. I still consider myself blessed enough that I can still put food on the table for my son. I still do stuff, I guess it's just not as big as I used to get. I did just do CSI: NY - that's probably the biggest thing lately.

You're so good in Pecker. When that came out, I hoped you would start acting in arty indie movies and become the the sexy cute young Steve Buscemi or something.

Yeah. [Sighs] I should have been in more of John's films and films like that. That was a valiant attempt by him to renew my filmmaking industry. It just didn't work out. I fucked it up. That's what I used to do. Fuck things up.

You still could.

Nah. [Long pause] I got fat and ugly. Another huge fuck up right there. [Sighs] Can you change the subject possibly?

Yeah. You were scouted to be in Terminator 2, correct? It was your first movie.

It was random. I was hanging out at the Boys and Girls Club. They had trouble finding someone in young Hollywood at the time to play John Connor, and I guess they were looking for "normal" kids. This woman came up to me at the Club and asked me if I wanted to be in a movie. She didn't tell me what kind of movie it was, so I went [in my mind] to the worst possible thing, so I said, "Sorry, I'm not into child porn." She laughed and said it wasn't child porn. I went in and kept reading lines, and eventually I got the part!

Did being in a movie so laden with apocalyptic undertones and Doomsday messages mess with your psyche at all?

Nah, man. I think if maybe I was a bit older when I did the movie, I might have made better decisions - like save my money. It was fun for me to make the movie, though. The hardest thing was probably growing up in the business, in the public eye. I know a lot of people my age are still trying to figure out what to do, and I consider myself lucky that I can make a living doing something that I truly enjoy.

True. And there were a lot of actors in the same boat as you, and a lot of them have died. Hey, at least you survived.

So far! I'm alive today, and that's good. I feel very blessed.

Did you follow The Crow before you starred in the fourth Crow movie?

No, not really.

Did you watch all the movies?

Yeah, I did, actually. Before I knew I was doing The Crow I saw the first one and was a pretty big fan of it. Of course, when I signed on for the fourth one, I watched the other two.

It looked like a pretty physical movie. What do you think was the toughest sequence in the film to shoot?

In terms of physicality?

Well, you can do both. You can do physicality and acting, too.

Well, physical wasn't quite as bad, because you have stunt doubles and everything. Also, the funny part is I accidentally broke my wrist not too long before the movie, so a lot of the physical stuff was a little bit harder for me. I had to take of my cast prematurely, and that was kind of a bitch. I've always played real life sort of characters and this is sort of like a mystical character with him coming back for revenge, for lost love, lost life, coming back from the dead, and all of that sh*t. At first it was scary, I guess. I'd never really stepped into those shoes. And when I saw The Crow on websites and shit, I had no idea it had so many fans. So, I guess the stressful part acting-wise was just stepping into those shoes and hoping that we could do a good job with it.

In the movie, you die and come back to life. It's a second chance, or almost an immortality. Would you ever want to be immortal?

No. I don't think so. By the time I'm old, I'm sure I'll have lived a full enough life. I think we're mortal for a reason. Life gets tiring, man! I get tired, so I don't know. Being immortal might exhaust me or make me go crazy.

If you could have any superpower, what would you want?

Oh God... I'd have a couple. I'd have the ability to just make money trees. Like make money appear. I would be able to have Angelina Jolie and Shakira just fall magically in love with me and just wanna stalk me. I'd be able to eat whatever I want without gaining any weight. There's definitely many serious superpowers I'd like to have.

Your first movie was with James Cameron. How was working with him at the time?

It's funny. I can kind of remember. I was so young at the time, only 13. And the amount of pot I've smoked in my life... [Laughs] No, Jim was great. He has this image of being a tough director, but he was very nice to me. I loved working with him. He was the first director I ever worked with, so with every director since him, he's like the number one. I base all my other experiences on him. I cared more about working with him than I did about Arnold Schwarzenegger. I was tripping out because it was around the time he was doing Aliens and Abyss, really cool stuff for a teenage boy.

Any funny stuff you can remember from your on-set days?

I remember one time Arnold accidentally hit me with the butt end of a rifle. That's the only thing I can remember. I don't know. Jim Cameron used to call me "Special Ed." [Laughs]

What about the first time you met Arnold Schwarzenegger? Do you recall that?

Barely, but I do. We were doing a read-through. I remember thinking, 'Man, this guy wears really loud clothes.' He was wearing a big, flowery Hawaiian shirt. I had just seen him in Predator, you know, and here he is in some bright-colored shirt.

Do you have a favorite scene from the movie, or do you cringe watching it?

I don't watch it. I saw part of it on TV a while ago, and it was the part where I'm outside taking off on my bike, in the garage, talking to my step-parents, and my character's like: "She's not my mother, Todd!" in some whiny voice. I was like 'Oh my God, change the fucking channel!" It was horrible. It's hard enough for me to watch my more recent stuff.

I was reading that you released a single and it got really big in Japan.

Yeah.

Did you do a lot of touring then?

No, I didn't tour. It was a huge thing out there. Definitely not my kind of music.

I haven't heard it.

You don't want to hear it.

Is it like pop?

It's like me at 14, 15 singing for like 12-year old girls and stuff. It's awful.

What's the next thing we're going to see you in? I have a movie coming out pretty soon, called This Is Not a Movie, directed by Olallo Rubio, and co-starring Peter Coyote.

It's a very, very cool movie. Guns N' Roses' Slash did the movie score. There's all sorts of shit in it. It's weird and really hard to explain. It's an apocalyptic, end-of-the-world, druggie movie with naked chicks dancing around. It makes sense once you watch it all the way through. There's a twist to it that I can't reveal here. It's really good. I also have a movie called For the Love of Money coming out soon, too. James Caan is in that one. And I did a sci-fi movie. There's a couple things on the horizon for me, so I'm looking forward to it.



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21 of Edward Furlong's 60 films

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James Cameron Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
'Much like John Connor, The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day (a.k.a “T2”), are both the products of and creators of their time. The Terminator came from a grittier, meaner brand of R-rated, 80s action that melded bloody action with desperate measures. They’re movies that are sweaty, ugly, and gleefully violent mixed with just a bit of campiness. Move to the 90s and everything is much cleaner and glossier. It’s the decade that saw the rise of the PG-13 action film, and the vanishing of the gritty aesthetic. Even though the movie is rated-R, Terminator 2 helped set the tone for this new wave of action movies. It’s drastically different than the original, features far more visual effects, and at the time was the most expensive movie ever made (James Cameron: Wanting His Movies to Cost More than the GDP of Small Countries since 1991). T2 showed that The Terminator may have been influential in the 1980s, but the sequel was a game-changer that redefined the character, the franchise, and, the blockbuster action movie.'-- Collider



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Mary Lambert Pet Sematary II (1992)
'Essentially, Pet Sematary II is the embodiment of one of its resurrected victims: an emotionless husk that looks like the thing it used to represent but features none of the qualities that made people care for it in the first place. The two films are so different in tone it’s actually difficult to believe they were both directed by the same person: however, with Stephen King having nothing to do with the sequel it just goes to show the person with the pen is often more important than the person behind the camera.'-- That Was a Bit Mental



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Martin Bell American Heart (1992)
'There are many reasons to watch Martin Bell’s American Heart (1992). A philosophical drama with Coming-of-Age nuances, the film focuses on the hardships of life by telling the story of Jack (Jeff Bridges), a recently released convict and his teenage son Nick (Edward Furlong). I did not really feel an emotional connection to any of the characters, but this did not lessen the experience. On the contrary, the distance between viewer and characters contributes to the authenticity of the film’s narrative. Most of the action is set in Seattle and we evidence the gritty daily fight of survival of its underprivileged inhabitants: drugs, violence, prostitution and robberies. A shocking, yet genuine, portrayal of the street – likely influenced by a documentary on the homeless kids of Seattle directed by Martin Bell some years prior to his work in American Heart.'-- The Sky Kid



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John Flynn Brainscan (1994)
'When Eddie and his legal guardians Sean Furlong and Tafoya arrived on the Brainscan set, a pitched battle began between the guardians and their charge, who, according to a draft of his contract, earned $350,000 to star in the sci-fi thriller, which opens nationwide on April 22. Tafoya said she and Eddie had three fights on the set and numerous fights off the set involving discipline — and Domac. ”’No, you can’t go visit Jackie now, you have to give your dog a bath,”’ she recalls saying. ”That’s when Eddie punched a hole in the ceiling of the trailer — over that. ‘Eddie, you just worked 12 hours. You can’t go visit Jackie; you have to go to sleep.’ ‘Get off the phone with Jackie — it’s 3 a.m.”’ Tafoya also claims she found Domac asleep in Eddie’s bed. Midway through the seven-week shoot, the moviemakers moved to resolve what they saw as a crisis. ”Sean and Nancy disrupted filmmaking,” says producer Michel Roy. ”Edward was in constant conflict with them. As a result, he had more difficulty performing his work. At one point, the group behind Brainscan, including me, decided the disruption was creating a major problem. I called Bruce Ross and said if they continued to disturb my days, you guys are going to have to pay for it.”'-- EW



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James Gray Little Odessa (1994)
'Tim Roth is an amazingly versatile actor; compare this character from Brooklyn with his Cockney thief in Pulp Fiction and his foppish con man in Rob Roy. He does what he can with his character, but the story, written and directed by James Gray, is neither a family drama nor a crime melodrama, but a series of disconnected scenes that play like exercises - some of them very good ones. Consider, for example, the kid brother. Edward Furlong is a skillful actor, but what can he do with a role that requires him to materialize uncannily at key moments, just so he can witness things it is unlikely he would even know about? Or what about the father, played by Schell, who is written as such a ham-handed heavy that he bursts through credibility? And what, given the movie's Jewish milieu, are we to make of a closing scene in which a furnace is used as a crematorium? There is symbolism there, I'm sure, but I don't feel like working it out, and I don't think the movie has earned it.'-- Roger Ebert



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Barbet Schroeder Before and After (1996)
'In Before and After, Meryl Streep is a small-town pediatrician and Liam Neeson is a successful artist who makes big, John Chamberlainish metal sculptures. As Carolyn and Ben Ryan, they have two children and live in a rambling old house in New England. One day, their 16-year-old, played by Edward Furlong, is accused of murdering his girlfriend. Furlong’s Jacob runs away. Unsure whether his son did the deed but determined to protect him, Ben destroys potential evidence and lies to the authorities. Jacob’s younger sister, Judith (Julia Weldon), and Carolyn are appalled by Ben’s actions. Streep and Neeson are awfully good at conveying the parents’ agony and confusion, but only Weldon is permitted to tug at the audience’s hearts, in touching voice-over narration. Her character, however, is also the only member of the Ryan family who’s superfluous to the action. In Reversal of Fortune and Kiss of Death, Schroeder’s cool irony energized his material; in Before and After, it enervates the story he is trying to tell.' -- EW



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John Waters Pecker (1998)
'If you didn’t see the movie when it came out back in 1998, the film follows 18-year-old amateur photographer Pecker (Edward Furlong) (so named because he pecks at his food, also because it’s funny) on a rags-to-riches adventure in the world of high art. Pecker is just a blue-collar kid in Baltimore, with a mom who runs a thrift shop where she offers fashion advice to the homeless, a sister (Martha Plimpton) who recruits go-go boys to dance at the local Fudge Palace, and a grandmother, Memama (Jean Schertler), who is the “pit beef” queen of Baltimore when not conducting prayer meetings with her talking statue of Mary. Pecker’s snapshots of family, friends, and laundromat-owning girlfriend (Christina Ricci) catch the eye of hip Manhattan art dealer Rorey Wheeler (Lili Taylor) who becomes fascinated with Pecker’s photos and offers him a big exhibition in the offing, followed by overnight fame as the young man becomes the new darling of New York. Soon Pecker discovers that fame has its price.'-- IFC



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Tony Kaye American History X (1998)
'Although American History X marked Tony Kaye's feature film debut, he considered himself a veteran filmmaker already because of his work in commercials and videos. A decade earlier, he was already billing himself as "the greatest English director since Hitchcock." Kaye's initial edit of the film drew notes from New Line on how he might improve it. He spent a year recutting the film. "In that time, I found a whole new film, one that they never allowed me to finish," he told the Guardian. New Line found the second cut even more unacceptable. At that point, film editor Jerry Greenberg and Edward Norton worked on a third cut. "I was so staggered by what [Norton] was doing to my film, and by the fact that New Line approved, that I punched the wall and broke my hand," Kaye told the Guardian. Norton wasn't the only star with whom Kaye had strained relations. He also had difficulty with Edward Furlong (the Terminator 2 actor, who played Danny, the younger brother whom Derek tries to keep from following in his own racist footsteps). During post-production, while he was on the phone with Furlong's management, he stomped on a VHS cassette of the studio edit of the movie and tried to flush the pieces down the toilet.'-- moviefone.com



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Adam Rifkin Detroit Rock City (1999)
'Detroit Rock City is KISS’ best merchandising move ever. Released about six years after Dazed and Confused, this movies follows four Cleveland teens on a trip to Detroit to see the greatest band in the universe: KISS. You know you’re in for an amazing time when the biggest name in the movie is Edward fucking Furlong. Edward Furlong, pre-downward spiral into drugs and irrelevancy, plays Hawk, the group’s leader. The rest of the cast includes Shannon Tweed, Sam Huntington, Nicky from Orange Is The New Black, and a few others. The movie is actually pretty funny, and while it is a giant KISSadvertisement, it’s one of the movie’s endearing qualities. You’d be hard pressed not to see some kind of KISS merchandise on screen, and in that sense, it feels like some used car salesman trying to get you to buy a bunch of shit.'-- Noisey



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Steve Buscemi Animal Factory (2000)
'Steve Buscemi, with his wry and jabby hostility, is such a vivid actor that few people seem to realize he’s becoming a major filmmaker as well. In Animal Factory, the finely tuned prison drama that’s his second feature (after Trees Lounge), Buscemi displays a pinpoint humanity, reminiscent of Jonathan Demme, that lays bare the inner turmoil of everyone on screen. Ron Decker (Edward Furlong), a soft-faced 21-year-old, doesn’t belong in prison, but there he is — convicted on a marijuana charge, tossed in with men who could eat him alive. Fortunately, he wins the attentions of Earl (Willem Dafoe), a veteran con who has mastered the Machiavellian intricacies of prison society. Dafoe makes Earl a tough-nut sociopath with an oxymoronic streak of restraint. He refuses to turn Ron into his ”punk,” and the film pivots around this enigmatic grace note of civility in hell. Oddball cameo of the year: Mickey Rourke as a pumped-up drag queen who’s like Blanche DuBois crossed with Elmer Fudd.'-- EW



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Andrew Lauer Intermedio (2005)
'I thought the presence of a known actor like Eddie Furlong might mean that this movie has a certain level of budget, if not quality. Neither is the case. This is a cheap movie with cheap "effects" that are eye-rolling at best, laughable at worst -- the "ghosts" are guys dressed in skeleton costumes, a la Karate Kid (Plus, I'm getting sick of digital blood in horror movies.). The dialog is a ridiculous heaping of clichéd yelling ("We're not gonna get anywhere yelling at each other like this!" and that sort of crap). The actors are no better -- just a bunch of overacting, and Furlong is not immune. He's seen better days. His hunched over, paunchy stoner body, and baggy eyes make him look increasingly like Peter Lorre.'-- Bruce LeRoy



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Lance Mungia The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)
'The Crow: Wicked Prayer is just like the first one -- if the first one had been made by a room full of mean-spirited six-year-olds with a finger-paint budget of $12.00. Appealing to the lowest possible tastes, it elevates violence to new levels of pander. Well, it's better than Crow 3. The only thing holding it together is Edward Furlong, who's deep, passionate performance is worthy of a better package.'-- collaged



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Randall Rubin Jimmy and Judy (2006)
'A teenage outcast road movie, Jimmy and Judy follows a of a pair of outsiders who fall in love and out of control as they travel across an American landscape dotted with hypocrisy, materialism, drugs and violence. The film focuses on the classic themes such as adolescent rebellion, love, and anger. Jimmy and Judy are a modern day Bonnie and Clyde: destructive young lovers who leave the comfort of their suburban community in rural Kentucky in search of a better life. The film is presented in the form of a video diary from the point of view of the main characters.'-- Wiki



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Micheal Bafaro The Covenant: Brotherhood of Evil (2006)
'David Goodman is on the pick of his career as a PR executive when he suddenly loses his chance for a big promotion and, unfortunately, his sight at a street attack. Soon after a message is left on his answering machine about a doctor, named Guillermo List, who can help David to regain his eyesight and get his career back on track with only price... his soul.'-- howoldwas.com



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Uwe Boll Siegburg (2009)
'According to director Uwe Boll, Stoic centers on a true incident which occurred in Siegburg prison in 2006 where three prisoners raped, tortured and ultimately forced their cellmate to commit suicide over a period of ten hours in a series of events that began with a poker bet involving the consumption of a tube of toothpaste. The film is based on a film treatment created by Uwe Boll. The dialogue was almost entirely improvised by the actors.'-- collaged



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Michel Gondry The Green Hornet (2011)
'Just days before The Green Hornet hits theaters with expectations of a #1 bow, one of the film’s stars, Edward Furlong, is struggling to stay out of the spotlight. The former child star who launched his career in 1991 in the role of a young John Conner in Terminator 2: Judgment Day was arrested on Tuesday in Los Angeles on suspicion of violating a restraining order that requires him to stay 100 yards away from his estranged wife, Rachael Kneeland, according to the Los Angeles Times. Furlong made it to Monday’s red carpet premiere of The Green Hornet in Los Angeles, but was then taken into custody the next day during a court appearance for violating the stay-away order in December. The couple are going through an ugly divorce, and People magazine reported that in court documents Kneeland alleged that, back in September 2010, Furlong “pushed” and “bruised” her and left threatening messages claiming he would “hire people to come and beat [her] with chains and bats.” Furlong has denied the allegations, but a judge issued a three-year restraining order against the actor and ordered him to undergo counseling.'-- mtv.com



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Olallo Rubio This Is Not a Movie (2011)
'Edward Furlong vehicle This is Not a Movie tragically lives up to its title, failing utterly at having a plot, being remotely entertaining, or making any valid points about anything at all. On the upside, it has an original soundtrack from Slash of Guns ‘n’ Roses (if you’re into that), and there’s a scene where faceless chicks in American flag underwear shake their asses for five minutes in a room full of lights and confetti. Also, there’s this other scene where Edward Furlong throws his arms up in the air and screams “I NEED P*SSY!” for no real reason, while wearing a cowboy hat. Other than that, the movie is boring and worthless. I’m pretty forgiving of low-budget movies that lack coherence or entertainment value – it can be a tough grind getting a film finished on time, working under severe budget constraints without sufficient resources. This is Not a Movie, however, is so wanktastically self-congratulatory about its inability to function as a narrative that it inspires only annoyance and disdain, seeming blithely convinced that its preschooler-at-mealtime refusal to conform to traditional rules about storytelling and characterization makes it automatically transcendent and artistically relevant.'-- Crave



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Justin Thomas Ostensen Below Zero (2011)
'Below Zero last made headlines in 2010 when cameras on the production were just getting rolling. Nearly two years later, we’re receiving the first stills released for the film. The story is said to be “based on true events,” but let’s be clear, the “true events” were not ripped from the headlines. Rather, the screenwriter put herself into the same situation the movie’s protagonist finds himself in. A bit gimmicky, but if it inspires interest in the film, so be it. So, what are the “true events”? A screenwriter – played by Edward Furlong – locks himself in a meat locker to complete a script. There, he faces his own demons. Silly.'-- Shock Til You Drop



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Ellie Kanner For the Love of Money (2012)
'Thesp-turned-scribe Jenna Mattison shows an immediate willingness to leave no verbal cliche unturned, filling the early passages with such opening-voiceover banalities as “A wise man once said,” “Times were simple back then” and “We didn’t have a lot, but we had each other.” Izak (Cody Longo in a fright wig) and his best friend/cousin, Yoni (Jonathan Lipnicki), are carefree teens in 1973 Tel Aviv whose fun in the sun is terminated by a dustup with vicious thug Tommy (Edward Furlong). To avoid reprisals, the entire family packs up and moves to Los Angeles, save Yoni’s black-sheep sibling, Levi (Oded Fehr), left cooling his heels in prison after a bank robbery. There’s a miniseries’ worth of narrative complication here. But For the Love of Money is so compressed, there’s no time for character development, stranding good actors with bad dialogue and zero chemistry. Nor does director Ellie Kanner-Zuckerman exhibit any feel for the pulp style and violent setpieces the material cries for. The most the pic can manage in living up to its own obvious reference points (Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, etc.) is to predictably paper the soundtrack with period-evoking oldies from Three Dog Night to A Flock of Seagulls.'-- Variety



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Nicholas Gyeney Matt's Chance (2013)
'"You know, when it comes to Eddie, today it seems to be popular to first think of him as that actor who's in and out of trouble with the law," begins the firm's director. "But when it comes to his acting abilities, as well as his work ethics, Eddie is extremely respectful and professional. Every time I yelled action, Eddie would LEAP into a zone that is difficult to describe. He would nail deliveries with ease, and his performance has elevated Matt's Chance into a complex character journey that I'm very proud of. I will step out on a limb and say that his performance in our dark comedy was one of his very best, and his current circumstances in life only build on the tension and humanity of his work in the film."'-- collaged



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Uwe Boll Bailout: The Age of Greed (2013)
'This film isn’t unequivocally horrible. Early desire to set up the serious circumstances surrounding Wall Street’s fleecing of the American public and the regular Joe victims finding their lives spiraling out of control proves effective until eventually languishing in Boll’s overwrought montages of silent emotion. I felt for Jim (Dominic Purcell) and his wife Rosie’s (Erin Karpluk) plight, understanding the pressures of unavoidable illness and the yearning to hope love can truly conquer all. Finally receiving a clean bill of health where her tumors were involved, a few months of hormone treatment promise the green light on pregnancy and building a family. But happy thoughts soon disappear when their insurance cap is hit, their life savings are lost courtesy of faulty investments, and a sixty grand bill for owed interest on their shares is drawn.'-- jared mobarak



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p.s. RIP: Holly Woodlawn. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, Douglas. We did the email thing this weekend, cool. Thank you again! Me too, re: Rose McDowall. Although I was a little disappointed with that recent album of her unreleased, semi-SS stuff, mostly '80s era. 'Jubilee', yeah. it keeps getting better with time, that film. Interesting. Oh, my pleasure. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, Nice, thank you for the link to the Terry Southern piece. I'll devour that. Norman Lloyd: I don't know why I don't know who that is. I'll find out. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, T. When you go into the corners and cracks in the '80s, it was actually a very wealthy time for experimental pop. But there is a ton of stuff by bands who kowtowed too greatly to the prevalent 'New Wave' production sound that's not worth much to non-nostalgists or era-fixaters. ** Bernard Welt Hi, B. I remember making those tapes. Echo&theBM (first three albums only) are still one of my all-time favorite bands. Good question. One uncontrollable factor is that, in the case of the '80s, a lot of the bands, good and bad, worked heavily with electronics. And the electronics of that era were relatively primitive, so, for better or worse, a lot of music from that time has the sound of bands trying to do advanced things with electronics, synths, etc. that weren't possible, and you hear that attempt/strain/limit, which is interesting but does lock the music into that time period. Yeah, Norman Lloyd doesn't even ring a bell for me. Weird. Sure, thanks, about alerting Jayme. I'll try to look characteristically me-like at any events. Bausch's 'Rite of Spring' is just about as great as dance has ever gotten. And, of course, Holly passed very sadly yesterday. Death is the absolute fucking worst. ** Sypha, Hi, James. Sweet. Personally, I would say 'Tainted Love' is the least interesting thing Soft Cell ever recorded. Anyway, glad the gig inhaled you in. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. I hope your nostalgia wasn't too powerful. You know know how nostalgia makes me reach for my garlic supply and cross. Right, yeah, re: that John Foxx vid. I never saw any of the Gang of Four reunion shows, but, as I'm sure I've mentioned here, the best gig I've ever attended in my life was Gang of Four on their first, 'Entertainment!' tour. Did you get to tinker? Gabrielle Wittkop: hm, interesting. I'll check that out. Thanks, pal. ** Misanthrope, Sounds likely. I mean re: the Scott Walker song title thing. Belated happy birthday to your mom! I saw a photo of her on FB yesterday, and now I know what she looks like. She doesn't look anything like the vague mental image I had inadvertently composed of her based on everything you've said about her. Which is cool. ** James, Ah, great you and the great Kevin have now moved into the face-to-face, in-person phase of your colleague-ship. Awesome. Was he up where you live, or were you down in SF? ** H, Hi. Oh, no, I've known Alice a little for decades, pre- and post-Ted, from the times the I lived in NYC. She's great, personally, and we get along good. She's just even more reclusive than I am. Yikes, that shouting ignoramus by-passer! ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. Thanks a lot, man. You may well know this, but the ABC track is particularly interesting because it's, I think, the best track from their infamously career sabotaging second album 'Beauty Stab' wherein they turned both on their fans and on 'themselves', i.e. the 'Look of Love' band, and tried to distort/destroy the thing they were famous for, and, yeah, basically killed their career, although they eventually snuck out a couple of minor hits, still subversive, by sticking to a closer mimicry of their earlier electronic sound. They're a more interesting, intelligent band than they're generally remembered for being. Good news about the new Spike Lee! This is the first time in a long, long time that I'm excited and anxious to see a new film by him. Well, you know it was just the first round of the elections. The media in the US seems to be reporting what happened as though it was the actual election. But, yes, it's bad. At best, it means the 'mainstream' conservatives are going to gain more ground. Unsurprisingly. Ugh. No, there is no one here remotely like Trump. Closest would be one of the Le Pens, Jean-Marie or the granddaughter, but, as horrid as they are, they're not openly -- that's the key word -- raging racism-spouting fascists. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Thanks, man. I would imagine you're at least something of a fan of Scritti Politti? Or ... are you into early Electro? Excited to hear about the writing/blog project reaching fruition. Obviously, please alert the fuck out of us when that is actualized. And good luck re: the meeting with Andrew, natch. ** MANCY, Yay, it's there and real! I'm ordering mine in just a minute! Everyone, the utterly fantastic artist of multiple stripes Stephen Purtill aka MANCY has a new, limited edition, hand-numbered zine work just now out and available to you. I'm ordering mine the very second I publish this p.s., and I urge you most passionately to do the same in your context. In any case, go have a look at the announcement page before you do anything else, yeah? Here. Oh, and here's a note from SP: 'If people have issues with my paypal button (for instance, it doesn't seem to appear on mobile browsers), they can just email me(steventpurtill@gmail.com).' Awesome! Yeah, nice Gang of Four clip, right? That's one of the best of the tracks from their later phase, I think. ** Okay. I have suggested that you give it up for Edward Furlong today. Is my suggestion sufficiently suggestible? See you tomorrow.

Ugly, stupid, corny, pointless, crude, unrealistic desert


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p.s. Hey. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi. I agree with you about 'AHX'. Oh, Fairuza Balk, yes! She's great. Whatever happened to her? She's the subject of a bunch of really good gifs, mostly from 'The Craft'. Here's my favorite. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. He's wonderful in 'Pecker', yes. Please link us up to your piece about Holy at the soonest opportunity. ** James, Hi, James. Post-'Pecker', he's quite good in a few films, especially, for me, in Steve Buscemi's interesting but hardly talked about 'Animal Factory'. Glad SF was so good to you. And I hope your voyage north was smooth as silk. ** Bill, Hi, B. No Nick Stahl Day yet, no. Should I? Hm, I'll go look at his credits and think about that one. I can't say that 'Detroit Rock City' is a must-see or anything, no. It's basically a film-shaped love letter to Kiss. I've never given much of a shit about Kiss. EF is quite charming in it, but that's about it as far as I'm concerned. Oh, that new experiment of yours is very dreamy. Everyone, As luck would have it, you get to go see/watch a new experiment by the maestro Bill Hsu today, if you so wisely choose. It's called '3D height map of Gray-Scott Diffusion/Reaction', and it's right, exactly, precisely here. I just put together an upcoming post about guys who make murdering roller coasters in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, and, although lacking in the sublime and art and etc., a couple of them have a little brother-like visual resemblance to that experiment, sort of. I'm reading that new Brian Oliu book right now. It's really good! ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh, Nice '80s picks. The first Pete Shelley album is great, yeah. And there are a bunch of aces on the second one, 'XL1', too. ** Steevee, Hi. Yeah, 'Beauty Stab' is a lot more interesting to analyze than to listen to. Unfortunately. I hope your eye is less pink and fucked up when you awake today. Or, rather, that it was when you did. ** Magick mike, Hi, Mike! Oh, man, happy to be able to help a little bit. I'll send you my address today. I would so love to get books if you really don't mind sending them over here. How are you, man? ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Yeah, so sad about Holly Woodlawn. She was truly a great. On a quick first read, the EF poem is terrific! I'll scale it from top to bottom with greater intricacy post-p.s. Thank you sharing it, buddy. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Totally with you re: 'The Girl With the Patent Leather Face'. Really good to hear that again. I don't know Assemble. I did a quick look at their stuff, and I still don't think I get what they're doing. Which is a good, refreshing thing, of course. Bravo on the more advancing half of your projects! ** Alistair McCartney, Hi, A! I saw the novel completion announcement on FB. Officialdom! I know that post-writing a long project/book mood/energy thing very well. It's an interesting, fruitful energy if you can figure out the right vehicle for it. Maybe your trip is enough. You so should go to Japan, man. I fell totally in love with it as soon as I got there, and now I wait semi-impatiently to go back there between trips. Great day to you! Love, me. ** MANCY, Hi, S. I'm excited to get it. Cool that it sold out so rapidly. Yes, if you don't mind, I would love to get it here. My stupid Paypal account won't let me have things delivered over here. I'll send you my mailing address. Thanks so much! ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Yeah, I imagined gray hair for sure. That's so incredibly rare to have dark hair at her age. Her follicles should be studied, non-invasively, of course, by researchers or whoever. And she should paid for it, naturally. Oh, geez, those two shitheads, urgh. ** H, Hi. My birthday is January 10th. I got the first buche. There will be others. It was a gift to someone who is currently eating it and says it is delicious, thankfully. It was a buche that was announced too late to have been in my Beauty Pageant. It's a pretty great looking, complicated buche. Let me see if I can find a photo. Hold on. This one. All the toys and decorations and things you see are chocolate, as is the entire box they're in. When you lift up the box, there's a cake underneath. Richard Siken's publisher of the time sent me the galley of 'Crush' and said Richard was a fan of mine and wondered if I would blurb the book. I read it, loved it, and blurbed it. I've never met him or even interacted with him, but I remain an admirer. 'War of The Foxes' is wonderful and one of my favorite poetry books this year too. ** Okay. Uh, the post today happened inside my head and then I made it. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on ... Danielle Collobert Murder (1964)


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'“I’m well versed in murder. I invent several each day. I bring different people to death, old ones for the most part, I don’t know why.” -- Danielle Collobert

'Danielle Collobert committed suicide when she was thirty-eight years old. It’s amazing to think that her first novel, Murder, which she began writing in 1960 at age twenty, didn’t receive an English translation until 2013—amazing in the true sense of the word, as in, like, causing wonder. Because reading this book will make you wonder why it took so long to find its way into English; it will make you wonder how Collobert could have extracted something so deep, so haunting, while still so young.

'Murder was originally published in 1964 by legendary French publisher Éditions Gallimard and championed by none other than Raymond Queneau. Collobert’s style is unique. Her sentences are often heavily segmented by chains of commas, intensely lyrical and enigmatic, effortlessly elevating personal experience to the realm of broader, more universal truths. The “chapters” in Murder, for lack of a better word, are rarely longer than two or three pages. Because the text is so fragmented, it often feels like a cross between a series of short stories and prose poems, or like fleshed-out and gaping photographic stills. There is a sense of the writing functioning both above what’s written, and below, calling to mind the charged and spooky images of Francesca Woodman or the gritty and blood-soaked snapshots from a book on the Algerian War.

'Such an analogy isn’t meaningless, either. Collobert was a supporter of Algerian independence and she wrote Murder while in political exile in Italy. This is an important point. Because her writing is so enigmatic, it isn’t always clear what Collobert means—at least not on the surface. But there’s no doubt that the backdrop of the war heavily informs Murder.

Returning, with the brutal passage of time, in the rupture of space, toward this city, suddenly arisen, without reality—our trajectory through it—and its immense disappearance, without reason, because we are going to leave. 
What happened in the city is still there, at our feet, without our having given a purpose to that death. Here, now, there is silence, above the city. But over there we can hear a siren wailing.

'The translation by Nathanaël is done cleanly and with great nuance. Pains have clearly been taken to retain the sheer and simple quality of Collobert’s language. It’s this delicate balance between real-world horror—i.e., Algeria—and a sort of hovering omniscience that separate Collobert’s writing from lesser material covering similar themes. In an interview with HTMLGIANT, Nathanaël touched on this point, saying “[Murder] is tempered by the residues of such histories; but the work’s strength is in its ability to evoke them without resorting to explicit accounts, or naming. The generalization of historical violence is embedded in the intimate accounts presented to the reader—seemingly placeless, nameless, they nonetheless achieve historical exactitude through relentless repetition—a reiterative (mass) murder (one is tempted to say: execution), which afflicts and incriminates the gutted bodies that move painstakingly through these densely succinct pages.”

'Nathanaël’s use of the word “incriminate” is of particular interest, considering Murder’s implication that the witness is also guilty: “If the eye looks suddenly behind itself, if it turns around on itself, then there is the rise of each edge of the aqueous and malevolent substance that clouds it, blinds it, and terrifies it, until it can once again forget everything that happened, for it, deep down, without having that great invasive fear to overcome with each degree, with each new step, scaled like the highest of mountains, the steepest of summits.”

'Collobert left behind a handful of books, all produced in only twenty years. Like many writers who have chosen to end their own lives, her voice occasionally takes on a gravity that is, if nothing else, alarming, urgent.'-- David Peak, The Rumpus

Stop. It’s important—important—you mustn’t miss this, the last moments. But you don’t like that. You want to go quickly. You let yourself be carried, removed, killed. And me, in the world that veers behind you, only later will I have the strength to hold you back, only later, after the others—forgive me—when they will have taught me how to stop a piece of earth torn off by the wind—a finished man, a failure, a shadow, a song, a last song—a whole dumbfounded world ...



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Further

Reading Danielle Collobert
'Blake Butler on Danielle Collobert’s "Murder"'
'Murder' reviewed @ The Brooklyn Paper
'Murder' reviewed @ Fjords
'Danielle Collobert's Aux environs d'un film: Poetic Writing On the Brink of Cinema'
'Murder' reviewed @ lost gander
'Slammed into Walls: Violence and the Impersonalized Subject in Danielle Collobert’s "It Then"
'Writing (at) the Limits of Genre: Danielle Collobert's Poetics of Transgression'
'Violence and Identity in the Poetry of Danielle Collobert'
'Oh fuck. I didn't know Danielle Collobert was dead.'
Danielle Collobert @ Editions POL
'TOUJOURS LENTEMENT LE MÊME TEMPS'
xcerpts from the Journals of Danielle Collobert, 1960-1961
re: 'Danielle Collobert | Œuvres 1'
Danielle Collobert @ goodreads
'[anthologie permanente] Danielle Collobert'
Audio: 'Rencontres des solitudes, Danielle Collobert & François Bon'
Buy 'Murder'



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Extras


"J'ai une mer intérieure, pas bien grande, mais elle m'emplit tout entier."


Danielle Collobert, Meurtre, Gallimard, 1964. Excerpt read by François Bon.


Un extrait de "Il donc", de Danielle Collobert, lu par François Bon.


Un extrait de "Meurtre" de Danielle Collobert, lu par François Bon.



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Interview with Nathanaël
translator of 'Murder'
from HTMLGiant

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Kit Schluter: To begin, what drew you to Danielle Collobert’s work? How did you discover it?

Nathanaël: I want to say that it was accidental, but I’m quite sure it wasn’t. Unless one understands friendship as accident. I entered, as did many, into Il donc, and Collobert’s Carnets, though with an eye turned away – perhaps out of a desire not to seek the life in the work, however much it is written there, and with such determinacy; the ‘twenty years of writing’ set against the impending suicide. Still, it is a hazard of hindsight to be able to set the life against the work, though this is so obviously a deformation of the reader, and so I resist as much as I can the tidy narrative of a life fallen from letters. The short answer to your first question is: Collobert’s language. But if the virtuosic remnants of Il donc are almost a perfect epitaph to the twenty years, I was much more viscerally and immediately impelled by Meurtre; I even borrowed an epigraph from this work into We Press Ourlseves Plainly much before the idea even of translating it had presented itself to me. Perhaps most immediately because of a shared concern, or conviction, that the distinction between murder and death is unconvincing and too readily upheld.

KS: What were the circumstances surrounding Danielle Collobert while she was composing Murder? Do you find that the book draws material or imagery from her experience?

N: My knowledge of Collobert’s biography is quite limited. Not unlike her parents and her aunt, who were all actively engaged in the Résistance during WWII, Collobert, a supporter of Algerian independence, was a member of the FLN (Algeria’s Front de libération national) at the time of Meurtre. She chose exile in Italy, where she completed work on the manuscript. It may be worth underscoring the importance of 1961, for the outcome of the war, which, in French contemporary society was never acknowledged under the name of anything other than the euphemistic “les évènements” (“the events” – to do otherwise would have been, not only to have acknowledged, if only semantically, Algeria’s nationhood, but the repressive force employed by France to resist – and as it happened, to defer – decolonization and independence). On October 17, 1961, a peaceful demonstration of many thousands of Algerians living in Paris, protesting the curfew imposed exclusively upon them, and the acts of police violence to which they were systematically subjected, was violently suppressed by Vichyist Maurice Papon’s police force, resulting in the arbitrary deportation of large numbers of Algerian demonstrators, and the summary execution of up to two hundred Algerians, many of whose bodies were pulled out of the Seine in the following days; several thousand Algerians were rounded up during the demonstration and distributed among prisons, the Palais des Sports and area hospitals. Several months later, on February 8th, 1962, what has come to be known as the Charonne Massacre took place at the eponymous Paris métro station; this demonstration, organized by the Left against the paramilitary OAS (the reactionary Organisation de l’armée secrète, which violently opposed Algerian independence), and often conflated in people’s memories (and in historical accounts) with the October massacre, resulted in the death of eight demonstrators at the Charonne métro station. It is not insignificant that French FLN supporter Jacques Panijel’s 1961 film, Octobre à Paris, which documents the moments before, during, and after the October demonstration, was censured by the French government and only shown for the first time in a French cinema in 2011 – half a century after it was made.

The photograph on the cover of Murder accounts, obliquely, and somewhat prochronistically, for these activities – it is a photograph of a bombed out building in Madrid, taken in 1937 by Robert Capa, during the Spanish Civil War.

Meurtre is tempered by the residues of such histories; but the work’s strength is in its ability to evoke them without resorting to explicit accounts, or naming. The generalization of historical violence is embedded in the intimate accounts presented to the reader – seemingly placeless, nameless, they nonetheless achieve historical exactitude through relentless repetition – a reiterative (mass) murder (one is tempted to say: execution), which afflicts and incriminates the gutted bodies that move painstakingly through these densely succinct pages.

KS: The language of Murder‘s passages is slippery, but in a productive kind of way. Although Collobert’s later work seems almost entirely irreverent of traditional genres and forms, the language of this early work, written around the age of twenty, seems to skirt the boundaries between the short story and the prose poem. Nobody is named, no locations are specified, no motives for actions are explained. And yet these prose pieces seem to function toward the development of short narratives that retain these traditional tools of the “short story,” however non-traditionally they might be getting used.

How would you address the issue of genre in this book? What are we dealing with here? Do you sense any influences informing the form of the pieces in Murder, or does this seem to be a mode of writing that Collobert can call entirely her own?

N: I would resist attempting to attribute a generic definition to Meurtre; I would not seek to inscribe it in a lineage, either. Which is not a rejection of eventual antecedents – often Collobert’s work is read against Beckett, for example. But a habitual reliance on lineage as a way of reading seems limiting to me, and a decidedly academic concern. Before even beginning to attempt to make this kind of attribution, one would need to recognize the distances the text has had to travel between French and English, and then acknowledge the divergences between generic constructs in those two (much more than two) literary cultures (though there is increasing adherence to English language delineations in French, which is indicative, perhaps, of a desire for change, but more cynically, of the global influence of specifically American industry, since this direction is distrustful of the generic fluidity for which French literature of the twentieth century came to be known), and take some note of the development of those movements over time, because, like anywhere else, they are not static, whatever limits are imposed to prevent alterations from loosening them from their categorical holds. Which is to say that the bolstering of the boundaries governing generic territories, such as they are defended, is in large part contextual. I would argue that it is no less accurate to categorise Meurtre as prose than it is to categorise Il donc as poetry; Meurtre has a strong poetics, as is Il donc continuing to grapple with the sentence. But one might suggest just as convincingly that all of her work has something of the film script (her language is at times much more succinct than passages in some of Antonioni’s film scripts, for example, which read like prose). I might offer these lines of Derrida’s as more eloquent provocation: “ ‘What / is…?’ laments the disappearance of the poem – / another catastrophe. By announcing that which is /just as it is, a question salutes the birth of prose.” (Tr. Peggy Kamuf)

KS: Collobert, in the final passage of the book, defines the book’s namesake, murder, as follows: “One does not die alone, one is killed, by routine, by impossibility, following their inspiration. If all this time, I have spoken of murder, sometimes half camouflaged, it’s because of that, that way of killing” (96). This, for me, is provocative and explosive language. And, I should say, that goes for the whole book: this isn’t a neutral work, but one that digs in its heels and takes a firm political stance. What political urges do you find central to Murder?

N: You have identified what is for me perhaps the most powerful passage from the work (these are the same lines I borrowed into the afore-mentioned epigraph). Out of this passage, I would signal the unlikely conjunction of routine and inspiration. There is here the suggestion of the sublimation of emotion into bureaucratisation. “That way of killing” is not distinct from the way of language, from a poetics or an aesthetic impulse; ‘inspiration’ is the incipit of murder – the very breath of it. This admission walls the text off from anything resembling hope. And yet it is also anything but nihilistic. It is snared by its own realisations – with emphasis on the real.

KS: It seems [to me] that [Collobert] is arguing that to embrace life one must embrace mortality; that to embrace mortality one must embrace the absolute solitude of living; that to embrace this solitude one must confront the fear of what she calls “losing oneself,” even if that lostness be irremediable.

However, something about her understanding of the relationship of life and death reminds me of Rilke’s concept of Das Große, or “The Big Thing,” which he develops in The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge: the inexpressible fear of the death that is, to paraphrase, growing within us from our birth as a ripening fruit. And yet, there is perhaps a crucial difference between Collobert’s “getting lost” and Rilke’s “The Big Thing”. While Rilke’s term figures death as an existential inevitability of life, Collobert’s term is more politicized and argues that our deaths are imposed on us by social forces over which we have no control. Rilke’s death grows from within and thus one must die alone, while Collobert’s is imposed and thus one is forced in death into the company of an enemy. That is the sort of solitude she is discussing—the solitude we are forced to find when in company we cannot allow ourselves to tolerate, company that is expressly against the freedom of our wills.

N: Your question seems to be calling up an irrevocable rift in the apprehension of death; some would argue that the boundary lies at Auschwitz, others, that it is endemic to modernity. Certainly, Benjamin writes of the loss of an important function of the house once people cease to die within their own walls; Rilke distinguished between ‘serial’ and ‘proper’ death; in the same Notebooks you quote from, he writes: “Now there are 559 beds to die in. Like a factory [fabrikmässig] of course. With production so enormous, each individual death is not made very carefully; but that isn’t important. It’s the quantity that counts.” I am quoting Rilke as quoted by Agamben in Remnants of Auschwitz, in which he writes: “In Auschwitz, people did not die; rather, corpses were produced.” (tr. Daniel Heller-Roazen) In my own stubborn misremembrance, Vladimir Jankélévitch writes (my translation), “Death died in the death camps”. (His actual claim is that forgiveness [le pardon] died in the death camps). The mortality Collobert is grappling with in her work is post-mortal, I would say, in that it is stripped of its ontology, and offered to cold scrutiny (the so-called empiric scalpel); whatever intimations exist in Rilke, and may be fastened to an understanding of modernity, Collobert’s language comes after WWII. It is imprinted by it. But the political dimension of this morbid actuality is not, I would argue, unilateral: the enemy is also oneself. The figures moving through Meurtre are murdered and murderers, they are both executioner and victim; the force driving them to deaths sustained or committed is never made explicit or specific; one might go so far as to say that the vital impulse of this work is stifled by the permanent recognition that one stands ever before a firing squad (a perhaps more temporally torqued version of the vital corpse is Ortega y Gasset’s man who enters into battle with a wound in his temple). I am not convinced however that Collobert’s ‘we’ ever designates a collectivity; there is no indication of a shared plight of solitude; when she writes ‘we’, the we is inhuman in that the individual elements that comprise it have no individuation, they are hulls of selves, like the scraped crab on the beach; they have abandoned themselves to a cadaveric assembly line cum funeral procession.

KS: One of the distinctive traits of Collobert’s work is her play with the grammatical gender of French. There’s a nice story, told by Jean-Pierre Faye, in the foreword to first volume of her Oeuvres (P.O.L.), in which he, upon receiving a copy of Collobert’s Dire, begins editing the text by circling inconsistencies in the narrator’s gender. In one sentence the narrator is referred to with male adjectives; in the next, female; in some, the narrator is referred to with both, by turns male and female. It is only after reading further in the text that he realizes that, in fact, this is a very deliberate part of Collobert’s language, perhaps its singularizing trait. Do you see Collobert as part of a larger tradition of Francophone writers experimenting with gender in their texts? What distinguishes her play from the others’?

N: One might see continuities between Collobert’s refusal to settle on a single gender – a way, perhaps, within the confines nonetheless of French grammar, to unsettle the ‘I’, pluralize and fragment it, and resist the facile habit in the reader to conflate the narrative ‘self’ with that of the writer – and Nathalie Sarraute’s neutral ‘il’. Collobert’s ‘il’ becomes depersonalized (it), while the intent of Sarraute’s ‘il’ (he) is to generalize away from gender specificity, and away from the French grammatical intention which determines that ‘il’ stands in for (erases) ‘elle’ (even when bias indicates otherwise). In an interview with Simone Benmussa, in which Benmussa asks Sarraute to qualify her thinking about ‘le neutre’, Sarraute replies: “For me, the neuter [le neutre] is the human being. There is a word for that in Russian, it’s tcheloviek and in German Der Mensch, the human being, male or female, regardless of age, regardless of sex. In French ‘être humain’ is ridiculous. In fact, in Elle est là, I say: ‘It’s a human being, it’s ridiculous but it must be said.’” Sarraute is adamant her concern is not androgeneity, nor, do I think it is a concern of Collobert’s. Away from the syntactical injunctions of Romance languages – for monolinguistic English speakers, for example – it is nearly impossible to appreciate the grammatical dictatorship under which one lives in such linguistic regimes (Sarraute’s further discussion of Russian indicates the impossibility of avoiding gender altogether in language; and as Benmussa points out, Der Mensch too is gendered masculine). To misapprehend the specific violence done to the mind, and by extension, to thought, under such a regime is to misapprehend much of what has taken place in French thought over the course of the twentieth century, whether Sarraute’s neutre, Raymond Queneau’s Exercices de style, Glissant’s Antillanité, Derrida’s Monolinguisme or Jeanne Hyvrard’s Pensée corps, to name but these. To return for a moment to the brief passage quoted from Sarraute, it is utterly telling that these problems become most evident in translation; it is through recourse to other languages (Russian was Sarraute’s first language) that she is able to articulate her concern. A grammar wishes itself to be hermetic; but is rendered porous (or revealed to be thus) precisely through the work of translation.

KS: In your own text, “(Self-)translation: an expropriation of intimacies,” you write, “Syntactically speaking, the sex of the sentence is not (necessarily) transferrable. A body thus destabilised loses sight of its referent when transversing into another language. English’s pronominal preoccupation, for example, singles out the subject’s gender as part of speech, which in French, again for example, is severally located in the sentence. Where one benefits from the ambiguity the other falls into normality. To dislocate gender’s stranglehold in French, one must strive for discord, grammatical disagreement in the place of English’s mis-fitted neutering.”

Did you find these grammatical differences between French and English coming into play in your translation work on Murder? Did you have to bend the rules or experiment with English grammar to make it speak the sense of Collobert’s prose?

N: In translating the Collobert, I resisted such acrobatics, which I tend to resort to far more sparingly in the translations of other authors’ works than I do of my own. To try to reproduce the movement between genders in Collobert’s text would have been to falsify it in English (largely in light of the fact that they are marked adjectivally with the first person pronoun as referent). Because the larger questions of the work remain otherwise transmittable. This may appear as something of a conservative decision, but to have done otherwise would have been to have submitted Meurtre to contortions it itself doesn’t resort to; it would also have been to treat English grammar as though it were interchangeable with French grammatical concerns. It is also worth underscoring the degree to which this tendency is much more prevalent in Collobert’s later works. If I may speak for a moment of Je Nathanaël, a work I published in both French and English versions, the very impetus of the French work, which was to hermaphrodise French (an impossible project, and one which necessitated enormous constraint, such as limiting myself to invariable adjectives, the imperative and the second person singular in the present tense), all but disappears in English in which gender is differently marked – and often suffers from (and is at times priviledged by) being unmarked (the so-called neutral). Rather than try to force the English into a discourse and grammar that weren’t its own, I allowed the text to become something else – at the risk of introducing a possibly (false) universalising strain in the work. In the case of a work like Collobert’s Il donc, Norma Cole’s decision to translate “il” as “it” is a perfect rejoinder to Collobert’s French impersonal pronoun. In Meurtre, there is only one instance in which, mid-passage, I let the sea’s pronoun slide from the more habitual “it” in English, to “she” as it becomes increasingly anthropomorphized in the text.

KS: Françoise Morvan, in her introduction to Oeuvres I (P.O.L.), speaks of a community of French poets who have, since Collobert’s passing, kept her memory alive: François Bon, Jean Daive, Ludovic Janvier, Bernard Pingaud, Jacques Roubaud, Claude Royet-Journoud, Alain Veinstein. Now, Collobert passed away in 1978, and it wasn’t until twenty-six year later, in 2004, that the first edition of her complete works was published in French. In this light, it seems that though her memory has not been dead, it has existed more in the underground. How do you understand Collobert’s influence, in France and abroad? Are there any key figures who have especially helped to keep this influence alive?

N: I’m not in a good position to answer this question, though I am suspicious of the homogeneity of the list of writers such as it is presented. Norma Cole, for example, might have been included among the keepers of Collobert’s memory – her translations have been tremendously influential on poetics and textualities specific to the United States, much as Paul Celan’s have been – producing departures from their initial languages, and localised styles. Collobert’s work was very marginal when she was alive; though Meurtre was originally published by Gallimard with the support of Raymond Queneau, after having been first rejected by Éditions de Minuit, her subsequent works did not meet with such favour; and in fact, Survie was first published in Italian translation before it was published in French. This is indicative of nothing, except that the vagaries a work can be subjected to are legion. One need only sample other near buried works that have met with subsequent irrefutability (Kafka, Benjamin, Robert Walser, etc.)

KS: It seems though that now this work is getting attention from the younger generation of French writers. For example, I first found out about Collobert from two young poets, who live in Marseille and run a wonderful journal of poetry, politics, and aesthetics, La Vie manifeste. One of these poets has actually dedicated much of her personal studies to Collobert’s work, recently writing both her undergraduate and masters theses on her works.

Given this sort of attention from certain contemporary poets and publishers, do you sense that Collobert’s work is experiencing an increase in readership or influence? If so, what about her work do you see as keeping her a vital figure for poets at work today? What alternatives does her work offer that can’t already be found in someone else’s poems? What can we learn from her that we can’t find elsewhere?

N: I would hope that Collobert’s reach would exceed that of so-called poetries, and circulate unencumbered through and outside of prescribed genres (even those which wish themselves to be encompassing – even these end up inventing asphyxiating constraints). I do think, however, that the demands of the text are not consistent with the consumptive speeds our worlds are submitted to today. This may account for some of the time it has taken for Collobert’s work to reach this far. It is quiet, and committed to a degree of precision that language seems nearly incapable of at this time of bulimic production. It may not even be useful to resort to comparatives in search of its specificity. Because this is something it claims without invention; and in my reading it is in time, in the time of (her) writing, and all that it has subsumed into it.



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Danielle Collobert Murder
Litmus Press

'A haunting and dense text that occupies a liminal space between short story and prose poem, Collobert's first novel, originally published in 1964, is presented here in a stunning and precise translation by Nathanaël. Though the scenes created by Collobert are seemingly placeless, the characters nameless, the action mundane and without motive, the legacy of World War II and the reality of the Algerian War loom heavily over her prose. In one section, the narrator stalks her doppelganger, an old Holocaust survivor. Elsewhere, the reader is witness to a murder of crabs, men petrified by quarry dust, and a woman who compulsively carves her name into walls with her fingernails. Through her depictions of habitual and indifferent violence, Collobert has crafted a uniquely political work, writing towards the end of the book, "One does not die alone, one is killed, by routine, by impossibility, following their inspiration. If all this time, I have spoken of murder, sometimes half camouflaged, it's because of that, that way of killing." While Collobert may baffle or frustrate those who expect a traditional novel, any reader interested in experimental fiction and poetry will find this a challenging but captivating text.'-- Publishers Weekly

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Dead: 25 defunct Xmas themed parks and attractions

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Cidade Albanoel (Paraty, Brazil)
If you like your Christmas-themed amusements to have a little more edge, then this derelict Santa Claus theme park in Brazil is for you. The vast park, where construction began in 2000, was intended to be spread over 38 million square metres, but was never completed after the Brazilian politician who came up with the idea was killed in a car crash right outside its entrance. The site remains filled with gradually decaying Santa figurines, rusty reindeer rides and crumbling candy cane turrets, making it feel more eerie than festive.

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A Winter Wonderland(Milton Keynes, UK)
Queues for miles, outrageous prices and a melting ice sculpture: it wouldn’t be Christmas without another tale of a disastrous “winter blunderland”. Families who tried to attend the Christmas Wonderland event in Milton Keynes were promised an “evening of enchantment and adventure”. Instead of which they were met with the bizarre spectacle of what appeared to be a man in a wheelchair on fire. Organisers took down their Facebook page after it was inundated with complaints, with some visitors saying they had queued for two hours to get in, only to see some melting ice sculptures and “just fairy lights hung over some trees”.






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Santa's Land USA (Putney, Vermont)
You won't find a brochure for Santa's Land USA easily in Vermont. The official Vermont Attractions Map does not list it. It has no billboards. Even the publicity material for Santa's Land USA's home town, Putney, VT -- which carries glowing descriptions of local businesses like Basketville and the Putney Food Co-op -- fails to mention Santa's Land USA. The entire attraction, which covers many acres of pine-shaded woods, appears to be run by five people: the kindly lady in the gift shop, the guy who sprints between the Sweet Shoppe and Candy Cane Cupboard, the train engineer, the kiddie ride attendant, and Santa. The first thing that catches our eye when we enter the park through the fairyland cottage gift shop is a huge blob of discolored white stuff lying near a little pond. What is it? Fake iceberg? A wad of funnel cake that fell out of Valhalla? The TV in the kid's video theater in Santa's Arcade shows nothing but electric snow. We walk up the hill to the quiet of Santa's House, and can see red legs through the doorway. Santa sits, motionless. We assume he's a stuffed dummy. Then a truck klaxon echoes through the woods -- the over-the-top horn for the tiny Alpine Train -- and Santa jerks to life. "Ho ho," he says groggily. "You caught Santa napping." The next words out of his mouth startle us even more than finding him asleep. "You look like prosperous gentlemen. Would you like to buy Santa's Land?" Santa says that the park's current owner wants to sell the place. The owner's pumped a lot of money into its electric wiring and septic system -- over $100,000 by Santa's guess -- but the right buyers have been as elusive as flying reindeer. The manager abruptly left a couple of weeks ago, and the place is currently run by the multi-tasking Sweet Shoppe guy. "The original owners -- I forgot their name, I forget everybody's name -- built it. There used to be an airstrip here. For the war, you know. It's not here any more." Santa recalls that a family named Brewer purchased the park in 1970 and ran it for almost 30 years. "This place was Mr. Brewer's pet. It did quite well for a few years, but then it sort of petered out. They lived up there, in the Igloo Pancake House," Santa says, pointing into the woods. "Before it was the Igloo Pancake House. If you take the train, and get off at Pancake Junction, you'll see it. It's an igloo-type thing." Note: Santa's Land USA closed on Dec. 18, 2011.

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Dickens Victorian Village(Cambridge, Ohio)
Welcome to Cambridge, Ohio, a small town that, until last year, celebrated the holidays in a big way, from Dickensian street scenes to contemporary light shows. It all started eight years ago, when Bob Ley, who owned a men's clothing store downtown, traveled to Oglebay Resort, the city park in Wheeling, W.Va. that stages a major holiday light festival every year. Why couldn't Cambridge capture some of those thousands of drivers traveling along I-77 to Wheeling? So Ley and his wife, a retired English teacher, came up with an idea: Create street scenes, with full-size mannequins depicting life during Dickensian England, and place them throughout downtown. At the annual event's height in 2013, visitors saw 160 statues – including a cast of characters from Dickens'"A Christmas Carol," a group of ice skaters, a chimney sweep, money lenders (placed strategically in front of US Bank), a beggar, a bobby, a blacksmith, and a man in a wheelchair.

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The Death Yard Christmas Haunted Attraction(Nashville, Tennessee)
"Instead of Christmas cheer, we are spreading some holiday fear," said Carroll Moore, who in 2014 turned his Halloween season "Death Yard Haunted Attraction" in Hendersonville into a Yuletide horror show. For $10 and an unwrapped new toy, visitors passed through the 13,000-square-foot warehouse northeast of Nashville crammed with Yuletide horrors. For $5 more and a second toy, they could go to the paintball range just outside and take 15 shots at Zombie Santa and his friends. "You can unload on the undead," Moore said. "Maybe Santa Claus wasn't good to you last year." Moore also offered chainsaw-wielding maniac elves, rabid and violent reindeer, and killer Mrs. Santa Clauses. The unwrapped new toys were intended to go to Last Minute Toy Store, which operated out of a Nashville church and gave parents who could not afford toys a chance to look for things their children might want, for no cost. All was well until Nita Haywood, who ran the Last Minute Toy Store at the 61st Avenue United Methodist Church, where she was director of youth and family ministries, visited the Horrific Haunted Holiday two days into its intended three week run. "I was horrified and nauseous," she said. "The presence of the Devil was very, very strong." After speaking to local police and the mayor, the attraction was immediately shut down. "New toys are new toys," she said. "But not when they come from Hell."

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Santa's Village(Dundee, Illinois)
Santa's Village in East Dundee, Illinois (1959-2006) was a theme park built in 1959 by H. Glenn Holland who also built the other two in San Bernardino County, California and Santa Cruz County, California. This park was the third and last that he built. The buildings were modeled on what an average child might imaging Santa's Village would look like. When it opened, it was a very prominent theme park. Over the parks history more than 20 million people passed through the front gates. One addition to the park, opened in 1963, was the Polar Dome which provided an ice skating and hockey venue under a forced-air supported dome. On November 28, 1966, a strong wind caused the Polar Dome to collapse. The unsuccessful launch of the Typhoon roller coaster and decreased attention to the aesthetics of the park eventually prompted the corporation to sell. The sale did not proceed as smoothly as hoped, and with many setbacks and unmet deadlines the park had to shut its doors.

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Santa Present Park(Hokkaido, Japan)
This amusement park has to be included among the most poorly conceived, planned, built, and attended amusement parks in history. It was tied into a popular ski resort and featured numerous Christmas-themed attractions including four roller coasters. Like all theme parks in Japan, it was only open during the non-winter months. Unfortunately, the ski resort was only open during the winter season. Long story short, after having been built for $10,000,000, it never opened and was torn down after standing empty for eight months.

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Magic Forest(Lake George, New York)
This was the weirdest place I've ever been. I came for Santa and for Lightning the diving horse, and stayed for all the other weeeeird ass shit. It was OLD OLD OLD, snack bar (wish I'd brought my own food) OLD OLD OLD. Sign on the gift shop read, closed but go to the snack shop if you want to buy something. During the Christmas Safari ride (don't ask me), we noted three instances of racist portrayals. As we got on the ride, I almost knew it was coming. The first was a display with a person being boiled in a pot with dark-skinned mannequins all around holding spears. Ugh. The whole park was dirty, in definite disrepair, and some of the ride operators were creepy, rude and two seemed kinda drunk. Needless to say, it was magical! RIP

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Sherborne Wharf’s Search for Santa(Birmingham, UK)
Until 2014, Sherborne Wharf near Brindleyplace used to run canal trips through Birmingham city centre on a quest to find Father Christmas. All participants were geared up with the latest “Santa-detecting technology” and shipped off aboard narrow boats in search of the Man in Red himself. Apparently finding him wasn't very hard and, when he was found, he wasn't very interesting.

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Santa's Village(Scotts Valley, California)
In 1958, Santa's Village was created in the wooded hills of the Santa Cruz mountains. This Christmas wonderland served thousands of park visitors each year with its holiday cheer! Residents of Santa's Village included Santa and Mrs. Claus, their elves and gnomes, who operated the rides and sold tickets. There was a baby petting zoo filled with goats, sheep, bunnies, ducks, deer and a Mexican burro. Children could feed the animals green feed pelets that they purchased from dispensing machines. Four reindeer from Unalakleet, Alaska, pulled Santa's sleigh. There was a bobsled ride, a whirling Christmas tree ride and a miniature Santa's Express train ride. Other attractions included a giant Jack-in-the-Box, an Alice in Wonderland maze, Santa's enormous boot, brightly painted cement mushrooms and a Queen of Hearts figure ... all part of Fairytale Land. Mrs. Claus had her own kitchen, where hamburgers, hotdogs and steak sandwiches were served. An egg-shaped cottage and a shoehouse were open for children's exploration and imaginations. In 1977, after the Santa's Village Corporation had filed for bankruptcy, Billawalla bought the whole of Santa's Village for $615,000, speculating that he could build a more attractive theme park there. The City of Scotts Valley rejected Billawalla's plan to create a Knott's Berry Farm-type complex, which would have included a hotel, a shopping center and rides. That year there were heavy rains during the park's peak season of November and December, coupled with the political bureaucracy of the City of Scotts Valley ... it proved to be the death nell for Santa's Village.

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Parlor Lucky(Tokyo, Japan)
Parlor Lucky was a karaoke bar in the Ginza section of Tokyo where patrons could only enter if they were wearing a Santa Claus costume. Costumes could be rented at the Santa Claus Everyday rental costume store next door.

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Christmas Land(Marshall, Texas)
Seasonal attraction with year-round Santa statue, sometimes headless, now reduced to an entry sign.

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Christmas Fantasy Village(Great Bend, Kansas)
Christmas Fantasy Village (1979 - 2000) was located on Highway 281 about 3 miles south of Great Bend. If you followed the lighted signs during the winter that started at 10th and Main, you were able to find it. You knew you were there when you saw the 50 foot tall lighted snowman! The Christmas Fantasy Village started as a couple's celebration of Christmas, and turned into a local event.





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Santa Land and Zoo(Cherokee, North Carolina)
I haven't been able to find out the history of the park, but I suspect it was around for a while. Many of its kiddie rides dated back to the 1950s and a few of them came from the Allan Herschell factory. The Rudicoaster was exactly the same as the coaster in Santa's Village in Ontario; a steel figure-8 configuration with a Rudolph themed car in the front. There was also the token train, a CP Huntington, that went around the entire park. Kids could visit with Santa in his house every day. He had a large sleigh they could sit in and tell him their secret wishes.

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Elf School (Brierly Hill, UK)
For one strange Christmas season in 2013, kids from Brierly Hill and beyond were welcome to enroll in Elf School, going through what as billed as a complete elf makeover, learning an elf chant, and taking home their own elf hat. Finally, they got to meet Santa and visit his toy shop where they could choose a present to take home with them. The Elf School experiment was never repeated because many parents complained that, after the event, their children were acting strangely and, in some cases, refused to return to their human form to the point that the parents were driven to seek psychological counseling for their brainwashed children.

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Santa Land(Santa Claus, Arizona)
Nina Talbot and her husband founded Santa Clause in 1937 with the hopes of turning the desolate wasteland into a place where families could settle and live the suburban dream. They hoped to attract investors with North Pole themed buildings and children’s attractions dubbed Santa Claus Land. Unfortunately for the Talbots, investors never came. Thought a diner in the quaint snowy desert oasis gained a few fans through the years—including Duncan Hines and actress Jane Russell—the Nina Talbot sold the land in 1949. By the 1970s, the town had started to fall into disrepair. Now, derelict wooden huts and barbed wire fences are clear signs that Santa Claus doesn't live there anymore.

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Eastland Mall Christmas(Charlotte, North Carolina)
Eastland Mall was famous in North Carolina in the 1990s for its yearly elaborate Christmas makeover. Until everyone stopped going there. Or caring. In about the year 2000 when it closed and became an empty shell. There were plans to turn the giant building into a movie studio but they never panned out. So they tore it down.






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Santa's Village (Lake Arrowhead, California)

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Santa Claus Land(Santa Claus, Indiana)
Santa Claus Land opened August 3, 1946; the theme park included a toy shop, toy displays, a restaurant, themed children’s rides, and, of course, Santa. Koch’s son Bill soon became the head of Santa Claus Land. In 1960, Bill married “Santa’s daughter,” Patricia Yellig; he remained active in the family business until his death in 2001. Bill and Pat had five children; the eldest, Will, was the park’s president for more than 20 years until his unexpected death in 2010. Over the decades, Santa Claus Land flourished. Children from across the country came to sit on the real Santa’s knee and whisper their Christmas wishes. Guests included Ronald Reagan, who stopped by in 1955.

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Ruislip Winter Wonderland(Northolt, UK)
Parents have vented their fury after another winter wonderland festive fun fair has been cancelled just two days before it was due to open. Despite announcing the event more than a month ago, the Ruislip Winter Wonderland in north London, was cancelled yesterday with organisers citing a disagreement with landowners. Today, one day before the scheduled opening, the site earmarked for the funfair at India Gardens in Northolt appeared barren and undeveloped. A “star-studded” opening night featuring appearances from I’m A Celebrity contestant David Van Day, EastEnders actor Matt Lapinskas and Coronation Street star Adam Rickitt was due to take place tomorrow. Other celebrity scheduled guests included Blue singer Lee Ryan, Another Level singer Dane Bowers and boxer Joe Calzaghe. Since the statement was posted more than 200 angry parents have posted messages over their disappointment, with some saying they believed it might have been a hoax. Nicola Powis commented: “The idiot running it has showed unprofessionalism, petulance and idiocy in all of the responses to the comments. I don’t believe they ever had any intention of putting on the event. Idiots.”

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Minnie's Christmas Party(Anaheim, California)
Minnie’s Christmas Party premiered at Disneyland on November 2, 2001, for the 2001 holiday season. But that was the end of its run. In fact, that was the end of having Christmas shows in the Fantasyland Theatre. Minnie’s Christmas Party was virtually nonexistent in scope. The set was simplistic and flimsy enough that vibrations from the passing monorail caused it to shake so violently that an earthquake was hastily written into its plot. The plot -- humans visit Minnie Mouse on Christmas -- was dispatched with in five seconds followed by 45 minutes of yelling, jumping up and down, and painful stretches of up to minutes with performers standing in stunned silence. The script seemed to be written for children under the age of 1 year old.

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The Christmas Factory(Athens, Greece)
If you are outside of the country of Greece, the Greek National Tourism Organization would like you to believe that The Christmas Factory, "the most fabulous factory of Christmas", has returned to Technopolis – City of Athens in Gazi from November 28, 2015 to January 6, 2016. It is claimed this amazing theme park is installed in the centre of the city and – "with the help of elves, fairies and goblins - aims to spread the magic of Christmas to all visitors to Greece". Holiday travelers to Athens are told of the games, sweets, ‘cheats’, songs, presents, awards awaiting them at the Santa’s House, the Toys Factory, the Digital Christmas, the Sweet Factory, the Ice Rink, the Carousel, the Train, the Wheel and the Slides "thanks to these fanciful heroes". The interesting thing is that there is no advertising for The Christmas Factory inside of Greece. That is because there is no money in Greece to produce The Christmas Factory this year. Visitors lured to Athens by the florid advertising for The Christmas Factory which is widespread throughout Europe, paid for by God knows whom, will, upon reaching the site of The Christmas Factory, find instead a single mechanical man statue dressed in a Santa Claus costume that has seen better days standing on the sidewalk. His recorded and looped voice thanks whoever has found him for visiting Greece in its time of need. You will also find two members of the military stationed near the Santa Claus mechanical man who will confiscate your phone or camera if you try to take a picture.

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p.s. Hey. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. It and her work generally are very worthwhile. There are two (at least) other books by her in English: 'It Then' (O Books) and 'Notebooks 1956 - 1978' (Litmus Press), both translated by Norma Cole and really excellent. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, David. She is. ** Tomkendall, Hi, Tom! I hear you. It's hard enough getting ordered, US-published books to Paris, so I can only imagine. I've become a fan of eBooks by default. I don't ... think the Collobert book is available in e-? I hope you're doing awesomely! ** Steevee, Hi. Thanks a lot for the Tarantino input. Hm, well, I'll see it anyway. Wait, are you saying the gimp in 'Pulp Fiction' isn't a gay character? Ha ha, kidding. I look forward to reading your full thoughts/review. Yeah, best to see a doctor about the eye. Bon chance! I'm so dying to see the new Charlie Kaufman! Thanks for your year-end music list. Your and my upcoming list share two items. ** Etc etc etc, Hi, Casey. No, never been to the Library of Congress. My D.C. stints have been few and brief and far between. No, no big or even medium-sized Xmas plans, at least not yet. Eat a buche. Walk around on the still streets. Downtown LA is certainly doing its best to become a cultural center, that's for sure. I did The Last Bookstore once. It was a charmer, yeah. I'll see if I hear of anything going onein LA around Xmas that's a must-recommend. I'm still mid-projects, looking for space. I still really like working with gifs. Stuff'll happen. I'm just not sure if I'll keep approaching them in a serious literary way or not. At the moment I haven't figured out a way to advance what I've already done, and I'm very wary of cranking things out. I'm experimenting, and we'll see. Thanks for saying that. ** Martin Bladh, Hi, Martin! I just saw that 'Gone' is back right before I hit the hay last night. I'll spread the word. Everyone, Martin Bladh, text and visual and music and performance maker extraordinaire, as well as one of the co-masterminds of the superb Infinity Land Press, dropped in to let everyone know that my scrapbook facsimile book 'Gone' is back in print in a ltd. ed. of 100 copies. You can order it starting now, if you like, by using this link. Thanks! Best to you, Martin, and give my best to Karolina too. ** Magick mike, Hi, Mike! I just wrote to you not even minutes ago. Thanks so much! I'm very excited! I remember that you're a fellow Collobert lover. High five. Norma Cole's translations are fantastic! My original intention was to do the spotlight on 'It Then', but I couldn't find any excerpts online, and my copy is in LA. Writers Block, oh, god. So sorry, man. That's a pure horror state. Obviously, I hope the new piece broke the blockage, and I really look forward to getting to see it in whatever context it ends up appearing. Ultra-best to you! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Very glad that it caught your fancy. ** H, Hi. Oh, oh well. ** Right. I managed to fish around and find 25 dead Xmas-related amusement things for you and, thusly, simultaneously scratch my itches for amusement parks and defunct things. That is all. See you tomorrow.

Flit and Misanthrope present ... 오늘 미치GO (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ *(((POP)))* Or The Acoustic Twink VS. Lil Gi' Had. Part 1



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p.s. Hey. So, as you have already seen, we have an amazing-plus Day going on here, courtesy of those twin towers of d.l.-dom, Flit and Misanthrope. And it's only Part 1! (Part 2 will arrive an exact week from now). Technically, if it matters and/or is of interest, what you saw/see up there is a close relative of Sypha's already legendary Poptimism gig of a short while back. And ... I don't know what else to say apart from wishing and expecting for you to have an extremely awesome bordering on perfect time! Thank you from the bottom (?) of my heart, Flit and Misanthrope! ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, Douglas. Paul McCarthy is to Xmas what LA is to the Halloween spooky house. The Master. The Walt Anti-Disney. Absolutely. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, David. Very wonderful piece on Holly! Thank you and kudos! It's like the defunct Xmas theme park taps into some general sense of loss re: Xmas that comes with growing up and becoming a human who both has to pay for it and is forced by necessity pretend to believe in it, or something. So excited for the Kaufman. Panting even. ** Steevee, Hi. Very, very interesting about the Kaufman. Better than 'Synecdoche'? Wow! Thank you for the best films list! No shares with mine, but there might well have been had I had the opportunity so far to see the Hsiao-hsien, Lee, and Wiseman at the very least. ** Tomkendall, Hi, T. Ebooks have been my expatriate experience's savior. I'm sure I'll always want physical books when the choice is at hand, but there's something magical about a book that isn't a book too, or something. Really glad the black hole has turned into ... what do they call those things that extend from the back of a wedding dress and drag on the ground ... a train? No, no actual hands-on work on my novel yet. Still too otherwise assigned. But I think about it constantly, and I hope to pounce any week now. ** Sypha, They used to. Up until the 1970s. Then, I think, amusement parks went bigger, more sophisto, and became franchises, and roller coaster technology became much more advanced to the point where coasters became the dominant theme park attraction, and the little homemade ones, Xmas-themed and otherwise, got lost. I don't care if Tarantino attempts a gay character or not. Who cares. That's like if someone had thought Warhol should do oil paintings or something. 'Jackie Brown' is still my favorite Tarantino, I think. ** H, Hi. Oh, yeah, I understand totally about the Collobert thing. Xmas! It's getting so close! Kind of scary! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Ha ha, I actually thought that Dundee thing was yours at first until I noticed the fine print. The UK really does own the failed Xmas themed event. It's interesting. I suppose there's a reason for that, but who knows what it is. Seems wise: you being patient with your writing and your launching of it. Excited for whenever you feel ready to pull the trigger. ** Martin Bladh, Hi, Martin! Oh, sure I'll put it in the upper right hand corner as soon as I finish the p.s. Wow, half already? That's wild! Thank you! Have a super swell Friday! ** Misanthrope, Hey, man. You and Flit fucking rocked the form that is commonly referred to (by me, any least) as 'the post'. Thank you! You guys set it to stun. I gave your Christmas its soul. Oh, I agree about real deserts. Mine, however, really was pointless, at least at its inner core. I don't know Troye Sivan at all. And I can't say that you've sold me on him. I'll maybe stick a toe in. ** Derek McCormack, Derek! I'm glad that that you, of all maestros, liked it. Oh, that sucks about the cancellation of your lecture! Wtf?! If I was God, I would fly you over here and arrange for you to deliver it in the Tuileries with many, huge loudspeakers and massive publicity. But, sadly, luckily, I am not. Um, no, I don't think you ever sent me corsage. My hands are trembling. A Package! Do you have my new address? I'll send it to you in just a minute just in case. Oh, my goodness, thank you, Derek! I hope your holidays are like ... if everything sublime that has happened in the entire history of Xmas was bunched together meticulously and then turned upside down and suspended in the air over you like a chandelier so huge and beautiful it would cancel out the stupid sun! Love, me. ** Okay. Have the blast of all blasts today with what Flit and Misanthrope have made for you! See you tomorrow.

Abbas Kiarostami Day


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'Abbas Kiarostami is the most influential and controversial post-revolutionary Iranian filmmaker and one of the most highly celebrated directors in the international film community of the last decade. During the period of the ‘80s and the ‘90s, at a time when Iranians had such a negative image in the West, his cinema introduced a humane and artistic face.

'Kiarostami is a graduate of Tehran University’s Faculty of Fine Arts in Painting. He was first involved in painting, graphics and book illustration and then began his film career by making credit-titles and commercials.

'He founded the film department of the Institute for the Intellectual Development of Children and Young Adults (known as Kanun) where a number of the highest quality Iranian films were produced. He ran the department for five years and at the same time directed his first film, Bread and Alley, in 1970. Making educational films for children at Kanun, a non-commercial organization, helped him form his basic approach to cinema.

'Although Kiarostami made several award-winning films early in his career, it was after the revolution that he earned a highly esteemed reputation on the stage of world cinema. 20 years after his ground-breaking debut feature, Report (1977), he was awarded the prestigious Palme d’Or (Golden Palm) award at the Cannes International Film Festival for his film Taste of Cherry in 1997.

'His masterpiece Close-Up (1990) and, later, the poetic Life and Nothing More… (1992) led to Kiarostami’s discovery in the West, and only then it was mainly by the French. He won the Un Certain Regard award for the latter at Cannes.

'Kiarostami belongs to a generation of filmmakers who created the so called “New Wave”, a movement in Iranian cinema that started in the ‘60s, before the revolution of 1979 and flourished in the ‘70s. Directors like Farrokhzad, Saless, Bayzai, and Kimiavi were the pioneers of this movement. They made innovative art films which had highly political and philosophical tones and poetic language. Some, like Saless (who is compared to Bresson), introduced a realist (minimal plot, non-dramatic) style, while others, like Kimiavi (known as the Iranian Godard, mixing fantasy and reality), employed a metaphoric form.

'What distinguishes Kiarostami’s style is his unique but unpretentious poetic and philosophical vision. Not only does he break away from conventional narrative and documentary filmmaking, he also challenges the audience’s role. He plays with their expectations and provokes their creative imagination. His films invite the viewer to reflect, confront stereotypes, and actively question their assumptions. In Taste of Cherry, the reason for Mr. Badii’s suicide is not given to the viewer. Consequently, the audience has to imagine that reason. In Kiarostami’s words, the untold or unexplained parts of his films are created in the minds of his audience. What is presented as obscure or hidden becomes clear and apparent through the audience’s imagination (for example, characters’ motivations and inner worlds). In this way, the audience member becomes responsible for the clarity that she/he expects from the film.

'In Taste of Cherry, the shift from narrative to documentary not only adds another layer to the film but separates and distances the audience and therefore creates a space for his/her presence in the film. For example, in the final sequence, where the hero lies in his grave, a long fade shifts the film from the narrative section to a behind-the-scenes documentary (shot on video) where we see Kiarostami and his crew. The long fade becomes a trigger for viewers to start feeling their own presence, as well as a mirror to see themselves in. It also motivates them to think about the ways they can understand the shift from the narrative to the documentary, as well as the change in formats from film to video.

'Kiarostami, in his movement towards a plotless cinema and a minimal and elliptic compressed narrative, has also used the dark screen in a number of his films, serving similar goals in terms of the audience’s involvement. The dark scene in the cellar where the young village girl is milking the cow while the hero is citing Forough’s poetry to her in The Wind Will Carry Us (1999), and the seven minute black scene in A.B.C. Africa (2001) where we hear Kiarostami talk, beautifully challenge the audience’s expectations as well as celebrating the creative use of sound. This striking moment in ABC Africa occurs when Kiarostami stops talking as he enters his room in complete darkness. We hear him drawing the window’s curtain but we don’t see anything for awhile. Suddenly a lightning bolt reveals the view of trees for a second. The image has become magical because it is delayed and anticipated for a long time.

'Another way that Kiarostami invites the creative participation of his audience can be seen in his film Close-Up, where he interrupts and undermines the expected dramatic flow of the story-line with minor characters whose lives are not considered dramatic or important. He also mixes fact and fiction in such a way that it is impossible to separate the two. The non-chronological order of the scenes in the film which offer different points-of-view urge the audience to make sense of the story (putting it in their order), as well as asking them to judge the characters on their own terms.

'Close-Up not only refers to the role of cinema in Iran as a means of power, popularity, and social mobility, similar to the role of basketball for black youth in America, but it also confronts the viewer with her/his own relationship to cinema. Kiarostami criticises the role of media and the media-maker in deceiving the audience – a contemporary universal issue. In this film more than his other films, Kiarostami reveals the characters through their lies and performances. Hence Kiarostami’s quotation “the shortest way to truth is lie.”

'Close-Up contains many key elements of Kiarostami’s cinema. The main character is innocent yet corrupt. Although here, unlike in Traveler (1974) or The Wind Will Carry Us, he is sympathetic. Both behind-the-scenes and within the frame, Kiarostami is self-critical as a filmmaker. We see him in the opening scene talking to the hero in prison and toward the end we hear him talking to his crew. In Homework (1990) he interviews the children and in Case No. 1 and Case No.2 (1979) he interviews a number of cultural authorities. The filmmaker, though as a fictional character, appears again in Through the Olive Trees (1994), Life and Nothing More… and The Wind Will Carry Us. This self-conscious cinema is a double-edged sword. It can be read as a self-critical cinema where Kiarostami questions his role as a filmmaker. Also, it can be seen as a means to distance the audience and make them conscious.

'What is so specific in Kiarostami’s style is his attention to form and the role it plays in creating poetry and humor in his films. As Tati demonstrates, and as observed by Jonathan Rosenbaum, form plays a major role in creating cinematic humor. What is normally non-humorous is seen and heard as humorous, ridiculous, or absurd through Kiarostami’s films. Similar to Tati’s Playtime (1967), Kiarostami’s fantastic short Orderly or Disorderly (1981) derives its power and humor through shot composition, the use of sound, and, in particular, Kiarostami’s voice over. The high angle long shots of the children in the school-yard lining up to drink water or getting on the bus, as well as the impatient drivers who complicate traffic in a Tehran intersection, reveal the humorous nature of chaos and order in public spaces.

'Also, form as a zigzag pattern is emphasised through shot composition or camera movement. For example, the recurrent image of zigzagging roads in his films has become a philosophical and metaphysical statement as well as revealing the general situation of his characters. The zigzag path in Where is the Friend’s House? (1987) shows the many turns that the child has to take in order to find his friend. Similarly, the man who is driving on the hilly roads in Taste of Cherry is looking for someone to bury him. In Life and Nothing More…, the filmmaker has to find two children who acted in his previous film, following a deadly earthquake that shook northern Iran. Even sometimes the zigzagging movements of an object like an apple in The Wind Will Carry Us or the empty spray can in Close-Up show the randomness of fate. They are practically Kiarostami’s signatory shots.

'Kiarostami’s later films, especially the three films that are known as a trilogy, Where is the Friend’s House?, Through the Olive Trees, and Life and Nothing More…, have a strong emphasis on landscape and architecture, revealing Kiarostami’s philosophical point-of-view. The beautiful view of trees revealed through the ruins of the village in Where is the Friend’s House?, the long shot of the cracked road in Life and Nothing More…, and the long shot of the wheat field in The Wind Will Carry Us, remind the audience of the beauty that the main character ignores. As Kiarostami gradually moves toward nature and rural characters and settings, the landscape shots become more instrumental in the structure of his post-revolutionary films.

'Although Kiarostami uses small crews and mainly non-actors and no script, his recent documentary feature A.B.C. Africa signals the emergence of a new approach. It is his first film that is shot outside Iran and on digital video. The film is predominately shot in English, saturated in colour, and has wall-to-wall music. Unlike most of his previous films, A.B.C. Africa is populated with strong women characters – a sharp contrast to his previous films, where the absence of women was noticeable. One can view this as another movement in his cinema that has started mainly with The Wind Will Carry Us and is continued in his most recent film, Ten (2002), films which feature mainly women characters.

'Kiarostami’s cinema celebrates the economy of film language and offers an alternative to the fancy, excessive mainstream cinema. A controversial characteristic of his films is how they encourage the audience to reflect and creatively participate in them. His films challenge viewers’ stereotypes and make them aware of their own blind spots. A refreshing experience of watching Kiarostami’s films is how they resist giving an expected, homogeneous, or exotic “third-world” image of Iranian culture to the audience. Each of his films, even those that are shot in the remote rural areas of Iran, reflect McLuhan’s concept of the “global village” and our disillusion of the image of “self” as separate, immune, and distant from the “other”.'-- Mehrnaz Saeed-Vafa, Senses of Cinema



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Further

Abbas Kiarostamis @ IMDb
'The Films Of Abbas Kiarostami: A Retrospective'
'What is the best introduction to Abbas Kiarostami films?'
'Iranian Director Abbas Kiarostami: 'The Situation in Iran Has Never Been This Dark''
AK @ Strictly Film School
AK @ The Criterion Collection
'Meeting Abbas Kiarostami'
'With Borrowed Eyes: An Interview with Abbas Kiarostami'
'6 FILMMAKING TIPS FROM ABBAS KIAROSTAMI'
'Behind closed doors with director Abbas Kiarostami'
'Abbas Kiarostami, l'homme qui peint l'amour sur la surface des êtres'
'Abbas Kiarostami @ 75'
'Abbas Kiarostami, In His Own Words'
'Nature Has No Culture: The Photographs of Abbas Kiarostami'
'They Should Be Grateful'
AK @ Artificial Eye
'WHEN ABBAS KIAROSTAMI LEFT IRAN, HE LOST A HOME BUT GAINED A PLANET
'US refuses visa to Iranian film director Abbas Kiarostami'
'Abbas Kiarostami on Japan, Actors, and His Use of Sound'
'The films that Abbas Kiarostami carries inside'
'Abbas Kiarostami- Not A Martyr'
''A Wolf Lying in Wait': The Poetry of Abbas Kiarostami
'Contemporary Neorealist Principles in Abbas Kiarostami’s Filmmaking'
'Fiction Criticizing Reality: Abbas Kiarostami and the Cracked Windshield of Cinema'
'The Metaphysical Riddles of Abbas Kiarostami'



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Extras


Abbas Kiarostami - An IU Cinema Exclusive


A short film made for Venezia 70 - Future Reloaded (2013)


Open Conversation with Abbas Kiarostami


Seagull Eggs by Abbas Kiarostami


Abbas Kiarostami at Indiana University


Lumière and Company - Abbas Kiarostami



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Interview
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Akram Zaatari I would like to know more about your idea of the film and the lie. Let’s start with Close-up in which a man fabricates a lie out of his passion for cinema and hence makes his own film. One of the powerful points of Close-up for me was the fact that it merges film and life. Through the Olive Trees, on the other hand, presents itself clearly as the making of a film. What’s different in the second approach?

Abbas Kiarostami Our work starts with a lie on a daily-routine basis. When you make a film you bring elements from other places, other environments, and you gather them together in a unity that really doesn’t exist. You’re faking that unity. You call someone a husband or a son. My own son was critical of me because in the second film, Life Goes On, I hint that these two people are married, and that’s what I lead the audience to believe at the end of that film. In Through the Olive Trees, I come up with the idea that they are not really married, and it’s just the boy who is really fascinated by the girl. In my next film, I’m going to show another layer of truth in that actually the boy is not really that crazy about the girl. So, my son is critical that I keep lying to people, that I keep changing. In the next film it’s really the girl who loves the boy. My son concluded that perhaps if we analyze different aspects of the lie, then we can arrive at the truth. In cinema anything that can happen would be true. It doesn’t have to correspond to a reality, it doesn’t have to “really” be happening. In cinema, by fabricating lies we may never reach the fundamental truth, but we will always be on our way to it. We can never get close to the truth except through lying.

AZ You’re now working on a fourth addition to what was to be a trilogy. The idea of a film that develops into another film can go on indefinitely. Where are you reaching with this? Is it merely a motivation to make another film?

AK As long as this series is fresh and has energy, I’ll go with it until I’m exhausted. I have had other scripts I have made a commitment to making, but when I finish a film, I still have emotional attachments to elements of that film. So it becomes an edge on my part, to go back to the same story and make another film so I can get it out of my system. When I made the first movie in that trilogy, Where Is the Friend’s House?, I never felt the certainty and intimacy that I feel now about that particular environment. Back then it presented a new environment, new people, fresh subject matter . . . but it didn’t have the same energy. Now I feel I am much more deeply involved with the actors of this film.

AZ How did you connect to the narrative of Through the Olive Trees?

AK There was a four-minute scene in Life Goes On in which the main character, Hossein, is attracted to Tahereh, the same girl in Through the Olive Trees. It was interesting to me that the girl wasn’t reacting to him because I was under the impression that in a village community there would be more equality in terms of relationships. You wouldn’t see the kind of choices people make in urban environments. But she says, “You’re not good enough for me.” It was interesting that something like that existed in a village environment.

AZ How did the narrative evolve from that point? I read that you started with a 15-page treatment. What changed between the treatment and the film?

AK I really wanted to avoid having a film-within-the-film structure but I just couldn’t come up with anything else. So, I followed the 15-page treatment I had put together, and that was the basis of the film. I wrote those 15 pages as an encouragement to the cast and crew so they could base their work on something. But as far as I’m concerned, I’d be fine with only five pages of material. That provides enough of a narrative foundation. If you write something well in advance, you develop a fixation and a sense of commitment to it that might restrict your freedom in terms of improvising or coming up with new ideas. I like to save that kind of freedom for when I shoot the film. When you write a script and think it should be turned into a film word by word, then what is the motivation to go out and turn it into a film?

AZ You’ve said that you wrote the dialogue of Olive Trees, but in fact it belongs to the non-actors and actors in your film. Can you elaborate on that?

AK I give them the general subject matter the night before. And I start communicating with them so they can really clear out their minds from any previous exposure to a script. This way they come to the set with a fresh mind. The following day, rehearsing before the shoot, I work on it with them from an entirely different angle. Then, the moment before starting to shoot, I play this trick on them. I say, “Forget about what we just discussed, let’s go back to what we discussed last night.” The advantage of this technique is that the actors are unable to use memorized words. They know what the idea is, but they have to make up new ways of putting a sentence together. And doing that, they have the same anxieties you would have. So, I simply remind them of a general subject while we’re shooting. It’s like a computer: you want them to be blank-minded so you program them, then get immediate feedback.

AZ Both Hossein in Through the Olive Trees and Sabzian in Close-up are men who are unsuccessful in their lives. Hossein would like to marry Tahereh, but she refuses him because he doesn’t own a house. Sabzian has lost his job and his wife. However, they are both able to realize their dreams through faking reality: Hossein plays the husband of Tahereh in the film shown being made in Olive Trees. Sabzian fabricates a lie and lives for a while the way he would like to live, as a director. Your male characters are very modest, except for the filmmaker characters, who operate on a different level and seem able to solve everyone’s problems. I would like to know more about the role you attribute to the filmmaker in society.

AK I can see why you might have misunderstood me in terms of the power I give to the director. In both films, the directors are really the background characters. The real figures come to exist within that background. So the background is just a vehicle. I use the director characters to bring the other characters to the forefront. A director character needs to show some strength and power, some control of the environment. It’s only natural that they would be perceived as stronger characters.

AZ In Olive Trees, there are three strong women characters: Tahereh, who refuses to marry Hossein; her stubborn grandmother; and Mrs. Shiva, the assistant director. But these characters, like women characters in your other films, remain opaque and unexplored. Is this deliberate?

AK Traditionally, in Iranian films, the female characters are portrayed in two categories: as mothers or as mistresses. And in neither of these categories are characters I’d like to use. They lack human dimension. Many Western films suffer from the same shortcomings. Women are treated like cosmetic characters, just to boost box office sales. There are two other types of women characters in Iranian films. The first is the heroic type, which I can’t relate to because they’re too shrewd. The second is the victim, which again is a type I can’t relate to. Outside of these four categories there isn’t much left to deal with. There are exceptional women characters, but then I don’t make movies about exceptions. I would like to deal with normal women, and I don’t find too many of them. I would like to have that kind of woman character whose womanhood is not an issue, but I just can’t find them. There’s an Italian actor, Lando Bozanco, whose films are very popular in Iran. His characters are macho and naive at the same time. In Iranian films you have a lot of women who are like that male character. They are too concerned or too much aware of their womanhood, and are somewhat pretentious about it.

AZ And your male characters are the opposite of that.

AK They are just normal human beings. Their sexuality is not a question.

AZ You rely on your own experiences in your films, things that happen within the family or that you observe in society. What do you think outsiders to your culture wouldn’t understand in your films?

AK I normally go with the most commonplace experiences, so every type of audience can relate to them. Can you pinpoint something in particular that you think relates to me personally and would not be visible to other audiences?

AZ Is there any kind of humor, for example, that specific audiences would or would not react to?

AK The audiences have different expectations, and it wouldn’t be correct to categorize them by the regions they come from. There is a relationship with which I can’t interfere between the film and its audience. The movies and the way audiences react to them have to do with the audience’s minds, and it’s not something we can measure like somebody’s shoe size.


AZ Since you have worked so much with local communities in Iran, do you think you can work in some other society where you haven’t lived? Do you think you can come up with plots with the same power?

AK What is Iranian about Through the Olive Trees and Close-up? In Olive Trees, there is nothing terribly Iranian about the relationship between Hossein and Tahereh. The same is true about Sabzian and the way he relates to the family. It’s not really Iranian. I make my films about human beings and their universality. In that sense I don’t restrict myself to a certain area. We may be different in terms of the color of our skins, but we get the same toothaches.

AZ I think what speaks to the fact that your films do come from a very specific place is the way you examine the tension between tradition and modernity, between rurality and urbanity. The audience is made aware of the presence of new settlements next to a highway. We hear the noise of cars but never see them.

AK I’m only posing questions by showing those types of conflicts. I would never think of myself as someone who also comes up with some way of resolving them. In a scene in Olive Trees, a bunch of girls are dressed in black and later another bunch of children are dressed in bright colors. Compared to the earlier scene in the film where women are dressed in black, I treated the colorful scene with a lot more freedom to evoke an open environment. To me, that is the visual comment I’m making. I react with sorrow to any sort of change that would not be consistent with the freedom of people. When they chop down trees to construct buildings, I feel the same sadness.

AZ But isn’t that the way things have been going for a long time?

AK That’s why I mentioned earlier not to expect a solution or a judgement from me. I feel the same way about the idea of my grandmother’s death. I’m really sad, but there is nothing I can do about it. I don’t have the power to say, “No, I want to keep her forever.” But when she goes, there’s no way I would not be sad about it.

AZ Koker, the area you filmed, was depopulated by the earthquake. I see that as a big problem, but you seem to portray a very embellished image of the post-quake period in Koker. You called that film Life Goes On, as if the problems of the earthquake had been overcome, which is not the case.

AK I would agree with you that I do embellish. Life is alive and well and keeps on going. Life is stronger than death because life is still there. After I made the second film, somebody asked, “When do you think the normal life of these people will resume again?” And I said, “On the third day, when I saw them washing their carpets.” But I was mistaken when I talked further with the people. I realized they had stories going back to the time of the earthquake. There was a man who had fallen under a huge piece of metal, and the minute he started to get out from under it to save himself—as far as he’s concerned—that’s when life started again.

AZ In the beginning of this interview you mentioned something about your process of filmmaking being very open to change. From casting to editing, a film might transform into a different film. Can you comment more on what qualities this adds to the film? Could it be a film that is more open to interpretation, for example?

AK I wouldn’t know about people’s interpretations, but I find it extremely useful in terms of the way I work. It allows me to make those changes. During the film you have Hossein correct the director. He tells him that the girl doesn’t have to say Mr. Hossein—when she addresses him, that “Hossein” is enough. When you don’t have a prepared script and are allowing that kind of freedom you can have situations like that. Sometimes we go from Tehran to remote villages, and it would be a mistake for us to go there with preconceptions and the inability to change.

AZ I wanted to compliment you on the use of sound in your film. Relying on ambient sounds, you rarely use music as an emotional guide.

AK For some directors the significance of sound is more important than the visual. When we go out to shoot, sometimes people ask the crew where they’re going and they say, “We’re just going to record some sound, but we’re taking a cinematographer with us, just in case.” If you just concentrate on the visual, you would be dealing with only one side of the cube. Sometimes we put so much emphasis on our shot, it’s as if we’re telling the world, “Shut up, the picture is so important!” But if you look at you and me sitting here talking, there are all these noises around us. That’s an important part of reality.



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17 of Abbas Kiarostami's 44 films

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The Traveler (1974)
'Kiarostami’s first full-length feature (following the hour-long The Experience) depicts the adventures of a resourceful but amoral 10-year-old boy, Qasem, who will stop at nothing to see the Iranian national football team play an important match at a stadium in Tehran. By stealing money from his parents, swindling his schoolmates, and selling off his own football team’s gear, he manages to finance a ticket and traveling expenses. But the trip that ensues doesn’t quite go according to plan.'-- Film Society of Lincoln Center



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A Suit for Wedding (1976)
'Through almost purely visual means, Kiarostami creates an O. Henry–like story of a wedding suit “borrowed” from the tailor’s for a night, and uses it to explore the world of working youths in the shops and streets of Tehran. To outward appearances, the boys in question have only to wait on adults, delivering tea from the cafe or being a tailor’s assistant. But with adults out of earshot, an active subculture thrives, a hive of youthful desire for that which is perceived as unattainable, whether it is a girl, as in The Experience, or, in this film, a bespoke suit made for a middle-class mama’s boy but coveted by the fast-talking street kids who give the film its life, its pathos, and its subtle class message.'-- Judy Bloch



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Rangha (1976)
'I'm calling this “Learning with Abbas”, feauturing Italian-Job-tense toy car racing (Tom Sachs, U jelly?), and a structural repetition based around the enchantment of putting coloured stuff in glasses of water, which, come on, was like inventing your own softie, and also features practically every other kidnip: a duck's feet, farm equipment, goldfish, chugging from the box, and who can forget shooting chromatically-sequential bottles on a shelf with a massive revolver?'-- TLSC



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Avaliha (1984)
'Even though FIRST GRADERS is clearly the other Kiarostami film with subject matter closest to HOMEWORK, I was struck at the structural similarities between HOMEWORK and ABC AFRICA. Both start with a reflexive intro that establishes the director's mission; both contain the director's visual/verbal presence and occasional direct commentary; both accept and present evidence that might not perfectly illustrate the inscribed sociopolitical thesis; and both end with the film's most aestheticized sequence, shifting the stylistic terms of the piece. By contrast, FIRST GRADERS dips from time to time into a fictional shot breakdown instead of a documentary shot breakdown; and the fictional elements don't really shift the terms of the piece – it's more as if they brush us back a bit, like a pitcher throwing an inside fastball to keep us from getting too comfortable.'-- Shooting Down Pictures



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Where is the friend's home? (1984)
'The film that established director Abbas Kiarostami's reputation outside his native Iran, Where Is the Friend's Home? tells a simple story in such a spare fashion, many critics found its impact to be almost subliminal. As the film opens Ahmed (Ahmed Ahmed Poor), a grade schooler, watches as his teacher (Kheda Barech Defai) berates a fellow student, Mohammed (Babek Ahmed Poor), for repeatedly failing to use his notebook for his homework , threatening expulsion on the next offense. When Ahmed returns home, he realizes he's accidentally taken Mohammed's notebook. Against his mother's orders, he sets out in search Mohammed's house, encountering false leads, dead ends, and distractions as he attempts to enlist adults in his search.'-- Keith Phipps, Rovi



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Homework (1989)
'Homework is nowhere more classically modernist than in its allusiveness and chaste renunciation of all explicit meaning. But this aesthetic choice is equally a command. Given that he too is under scrutiny by authority (in the shape of Iran's post-revolutionary regime), Kiarostami must tread a thin line between connotation and denotation. Paradoxically, the enforced obliquity works to the film's advantage by lending it a wider metaphorical resonance. We aren't permitted the complacency of thinking that institutionalised child abuse is a problem confined to the patriarchal Middle East. Kiarostami's documentary mirror also points at us. The footage was shot in 1987 at the height of Iran's eight-year war with Iraq, and Kiarostami no less than Wiseman characterises state education as a preparatory boot camp. Two or three times, we see the complete student body assembled in the schoolyard, jumping, beating puny chests, shaking tiny fists and chanting: "The warriors are victorious... Saddam's followers are doomed." I have attended screenings of Homework where some viewers audibly cooed over these scenes as if determined to find the spectacle of baby militarism adorable. They weren't being utterly thick in that a feint of innocuous cuteness is one tactic the movie uses to throw the authorities off the scent. Moreover, the esprit de corps demonstrated by the pupils is visibly shaky - hard as the teachers try to preserve a martial discipline, stray tots repeatedly break rank. (At one point, professing outrage at the sloppily performed rites, Kiarostami shuts off the sound.)'-- Peter Matthews



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Close-Up (1990)
'Close-up is neither a documentary nor a drama but a provocative, unconventional merging of the two, a meditation on perplexities of justice, social inequity, and personal identity that also subtly interrogates the processes and purposes of cinema. The film met with a mixed, generally unappreciative reaction when it was first shown in Iran in 1990. Abroad, however, it proved singularly successful. Although displayed at second- and third-tier festivals in the West, Close-up made such an impression among critics and cinephiles that it paved the way for Kiarostami’s elevation to Cannes, New York, and other top festivals with his next film, And Life Goes On (1992). Arguably, no film was more dramatic or decisive in heralding the international artistic arrival of postrevolutionary Iranian cinema. At the end of the 1990s, Kiarostami was voted the most important director of the decade by U.S. critics in Film Comment, while dozens of international and Iranian film experts surveyed by the Iranian magazine Film International named Close-up the best Iranian film ever made.'-- The Criterion Collection



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Life, and Nothing More... (1992)
'Conventionally considered the second of director Abbas Kiarostami’s undesignated ‘Koker trilogy,’ following Where is the Friend’s House? and preceding Through the Oliver Trees, Life,and Nothing More… (1992) positions itself between fact and fiction as it presents a Kiarostami-double “film director” in his search for Babek and Ahmad Ahmadpour, the child actors of Kiarostami’s (and his) feature Where is the Friend’s House?. Though the film’s narrative, implicitly modeled on Kiarostami’s presumed real-life attempt to locate the Ahmadpour’s after the June 1990 Manjil-Rudbar earthquake, unfolds within a week of the tragedy, a greater temporal gap from the time of the earthquake to that of the shooting is belied by the autumnal colors that mimetically reinforce the mass casualties (e.g. the death) afflicting the region. In this way, the film maintains a looser relationship to its stated temporal coordinates, and thus to the reality it is presenting, than is stipulated by the narrative. Enough time has intervened to call into question whether the results of Kiarostami’s search – parallel to the ‘film director’s’ – were as uncertain as they were made to appear. All of this is to say that Life, and Nothing More… is only made to look like a documentary masquerading as a fiction film. In reality, Life, and Nothing More… is a fiction film that looks like a documentary pretending to be a fiction film. Kiarostami’s subsequent Through the Olive Trees usefully clarifies Life, and Nothing More…’s deceptive ontological status: by virtue of the multiple takes of the 1994 film’s reconstruction of the film director-Hossein encounter in Life, and Nothing More…, the spectator is asked retrospectively to identify the earlier film’s identical scene as a construct, with the labor involved in its production – the crew behind the camera, and conceivably, multiple takes – erased from the resulting film. Ultimately, Life, and Nothing More… is fiction to its narratological core, even if the objects of the filmmaker’s quest and their physical environment present a historical reality.'-- Tativille



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Through The Olive Trees (1994)
'The films of Abbas Kiarostami continue to spur polarized, impassioned debates. In depicting the everyday lives of ordinary people through mundane conversations and unremarkable actions, he attempts to capture the essence of the human experience in a way that is honest and contemplative. But in the process of conveying life in real-time, his films can also test one’s patience. In Through the Olive Trees, the director shuts off the camera, only to find that the lives of his actors are far more fascinating off-camera than the characters that they portray on-camera. To accelerate this revelation, that is, to cull out the personal observations of the director for the sake of brevity, is to deny human experience. To trivialize its message is to comment on our own insignificance. Should the camera only be used as an instrument of entertainment? Is the wonder of life only worth capturing when there is an audience?'-- Senses of Cinema



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Taste of Cherry (1997)
'Clearly insufficient as significant anecdote or standard drama, the film’s spare narrative has the opaque, insinuating allure of allegory, or veiled confession. That, during filming, Kiarostami himself occupied the off-camera seat in every conversation we see, suggests the filmmaker revisiting his own struggles with inner darkness. Yet if we read the seminarian as “religion” and the taxidermist as “natural philosophy” we glimpse a debate that galvanized Iranian philosophers of the Middle Ages, and, in Kiarostami’s handling, can be parsed as a subtle argument against theocracy. Or, perhaps this is another Kiarostamian film-about-film, with Badii standing for a fading form of auteur cinema whose final act is its own erasure. The interpretations cut in so many directions because the elements are so simple, yet their arrangement is so intricately, seductively suggestive. Why does the film not tell us why Badii wants to kill himself (perhaps because what it really concerns is why he, or anyone, would want to live)? Why does it oddly pose suicide as involving more than one person (which is actually true of life)? Here, seeing begins in asking.'-- Godfrey Cheshire



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The Wind Will Carry Us (1999)
'Abbas Kiarostami's 1999 film The Wind Will Carry Us takes its title from a poem by the Iranian artist Forugh Farrokhzad, a controversial figure who preached progressive political and feminist doctrine through a variety of written, verbal, and visual mediums before dying in a car accident in 1967 at age 32. In Kiarostami's film, the poem is recited in what could be called its centerpiece scene—it's the only one set indoors—by our unnamed male protagonist as he attempts to seduce a young girl in a dimly lit grotto while she collects milk from the family cow. The encounter isn't quite as provocative as it might read, and indeed Farrokzhad's words convey much of the sequence's visceral and thematic weight. Preoccupied with notions of transience and temporality (“The moon is red and anxious…The clouds await the birth of rain…One second, and then nothing”), the passage is indicative of the film's larger considerations of death and the incremental accumulation of time, as well the formal and nominal characteristics marking it as a cumulative work for its creator, if not cinema itself at the turn of the millennium.'-- Slant Magazine



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Ten (2002)
'Abbas Kiarostami, best established of Iranian directors and the mentor of several younger filmmakers, is the master of the talking-and-driving movie. He shared the Palme d'Or at Cannes four years ago for Taste of Cherry, in which the protagonist drives around the outskirts of Teheran trying to persuade a variety of people to bury him after he has committed suicide. In Ten, his wonderfully nuanced new picture, at once simple and technically bold, a middle-class woman (Mania Akbari) makes 10journeys around the inner city. All around her is urban bustle, seen and heard, but the camera never shifts from a position near the middle of the dashboard. The lens is aimed either at her or her passenger, there are no two-shots and we never see the car from the outside.'-- The Guardian



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Five Dedicated to Ozu (2003)
'While Five Dedicated to Ozu arrives relatively free of the extra-screen factors that make films such as Empire (would we hear of this static, eight-hour view of the building if it hadn’t been created by Andy Warhol?) — it is still, indelibly, an experience, in addition to a film, for narrative and even experimental pieces alike rarely call one’s attention to the facts, the literal being there, of sitting in one’s seat with the same keenness that watching a piece of driftwood for over several minutes straight calls to mind. Five Dedicated to Ozu presents five shots involving a beach; the first three, which I have seen so far, are of a piece of driftwood that is carried away by the oncoming tide, a boardwalk anonymous people walk by on, and a bright shot of what looks like dogs on the beach itself. It is quintessential of film that we may continue to discover new details in these shots; an equivalent painting* of, say, a black square on a yellow background would involve the same principles of emphasis and balance, but film moves — it changes, the horizon behind the dogs slowly turns from blue to a brilliant white (by which I knew I’d went too far back, to tell the truth.)'-- Unsung Films



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Shirin (2008)
'The Iranian arthouse master Abbas Kiarostami continues his experiments with subjectivity, cinematic portraiture and fixed camera positions in this intriguing if somewhat exasperating new feature: an installation-type work that might work as well, or better, on a blank wall in an art gallery. We are in a darkened, crowded theatre, and a film is playing: it is the 12th-century legend of Shirin, an Armenian princess who falls tragically in love with a Persian nobleman. But we never see the movie - or rather, we see it only reflected in the eyes of the women watching the film. There are one or two guys in the audience, occasionally to be spotted at the corner of the frame, but this is very much a women's picture. We hear dialogue, music, the whinnying of horses and the sounds of battle behind us, while Kiarostami's camera shows us a succession of female faces, entirely in closeup, one after the other: all captivated by the story. The idea is elegant and high-minded, but also, frankly, a bit precious, especially as we have to take on trust the emotional power of this film they're all watching.'-- The Guardian



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Certified Copy (2010)
'In discussing the influence of poetry on his work, Kiarostami has often spoken of leaving gaps or elisions in his stories in order to invite or oblige the viewer to consciously participate in the creation of meaning. Certified Copy certainly qualifies as a variation on this technique; ultimately, we must determine what “happens” (or doesn’t) in the film, which means that our intentions regarding the characters (do we want them to be strangers or spouses, flirtatious or alienated?) are at least as important as Kiarostami’s. As for what he intends, both cinematically and personally, some of that may be discerned by pondering the two films that Certified Copy arguably has the most significant relationship to: Roberto Rossellini’s Voyage to Italy (1953) and Kiarostami’s own The Report (1977).'-- Godfrey Cheshire



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No (2011)
'A little girl with beautiful hair. She loves movies and wants to become an actress. She is being told about the plot of a movie that she is going to play: “a friend is jealous about her hair and cuts it when she is asleep”. The girl rejects playing the role. Then she is then told that she can play the jealous girl but she again rejects the role.'-- IMDb



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Like Someone in Love (2012)
'I’d like to start with the word like. Twice in Like Someone in Love (2012), we hear Ella Fitzgerald’s 1957 recording of the song of the same title, originally composed for the 1944 film Belle of the Yukon by Jimmy Van Heusen, with lyrics by Johnny Burke. It may seem curious that an Iranian director making a film in Japan with a Japanese cast and crew would give it an English-language title borrowed from a Hollywood soundtrack, especially when he has repeatedly described his own idea of cinema as one in opposition to a Hollywood narrative tradition in which “we want to follow everything or we think the film has failed.” Perhaps we can understand better by looking more closely at the word like. Many of Abbas Kiarostami’s narratives hinge on some form of dissimulation, on acting like. To offer only a few examples: in The Traveler (1974), a boy acts like a photographer, using a camera with no film in it to collect money to buy a ticket to see a soccer game that he will eventually miss because he oversleeps; in Where Is the Friend’s Home? (1987), a young boy, after failing to return the notebook that a friend left behind, will forge the friend’s homework, an act of generosity that will lead to a moment of grace; in Close-up (1990), a film that is both a real and simulated documentary, an unemployed man is accused of pretending to be a filmmaker to take advantage of a family whom he told he was going to make the subject of a film. Dissimulation in each of these works is about testing the limits of authority, social demands, and expectations.'-- Nico Baumbach



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p.s. Hey. ** Flit, Hey! Thank you mightily, eternally, etceterally! Oh, I thought the spacing was part of the blow. I liked it, but ... you're the man. ** David Ehrenstein, Hm, now that's an idea. Huh. I might just do that! Watch this space! ** Sypha, Ha ha. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, D. 'Spring Breakers' is awesome. Korine is unstoppable, so far. How's your weekend looking? ** Martin Bladh, No, thank you! You too, re: a weekend of greatness! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Urgh, it's always so annoying when machines don't behave. And eerie. My excitement is unabated. Machines be damned. Did you find a cozy yet stylish spot for the exercise bike? What color is it? ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. Actually, what I really like about 'Jackie Brown' is that he's 'doing' maturity rather than creating from maturity. There's a stress or something to his becalmed approach that adds some kind of oomph. But then maturity has always been a state, or at least a descriptive word re: an otherwise positive state, to approach with wariness for me. But, yeah, 'his only film that seems to draw much on lived experience'. That's really true and a real strength of the film, I agree. And it does seem like his love for, or at least his influence from, the French New Wave is less at play in his more recent films that I've seen, and I miss that, but I guess/suppose that where he's coming from now may be truer to what he has always wanted to make? I don't know. Interesting. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G, and your part in yesterday's shebang was clear as a bell. Or glass. Yeah, maybe glass. Slightly fogged glass breathed upon by the teen singer of your choice. Anyway, thank you, master! Love hearing the backstory to the post, process junkie that I am. You get a gold star for that part alone. Oh, then I guess I must have at least tested Troye Sivan. I'll retest. Yeah, weirdly, I was going to say Sam Smith or Frank Ocean, but Steevee beat me to it. I don't know. For me, what would be much more interesting would be there was a Bieber-level famous pop star in the US who was Asian. And I don't mean as a novelty one-off thing. That has never happened, and I've always thought that was very strange and not good. Ooh, NYC during the holidays! Pretty! Nice! Fun! ** H, Hi. Oh, scary because ... there's some kind of pressure that comes with Xmas. Like to buy gifts for people. To take advantage of the occasion. To be in touch with blood relatives. Stuff like that. But I guess I mean stressful more than scary. Nice and nice of you about the Xmas garland. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Christopher Nolan? Yeah, that idea sets my teeth slightly on edge, but I suppose the documentary form might forcibly restrain or redirect his horribleness in a freshening way. Anyway, cool that it was good, and, you know, the Quay films themselves, print issues aside, for sure. What hath the weekend proposed for thou? ** Okay. My idea is that it would be cool to dwell upon and celebrate the works of the wondrous Abbas Kiarotami this weekend. If you don't agree, well, tough luck, ha ha. No, seriously, enjoy. See you on Monday.

Mine for yours: My favorite fiction, poetry, nonfiction, music, film, art & internet of 2015


Books (fiction)
in no order

Mark Doten The Infernal(Graywolf Press)
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Joy Williams The Visiting Privilege: New and Collected Stories(Knopf)
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Derek McCormack The Well-Dressed Wound(Semiotext(e))
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M Kitchell Spiritual Instrument(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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xTx Today I Am A Book(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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Jeremy M. Davies Fancy(Ellipsis Press)
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Edouard Leve Newspaper (Dalkey Archive Press)
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Sean Kilpatrick Sucker June(Lazy Fascist)
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Lucia Berlin A Manual for Cleaning Women(FSG)
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Eileen Myles Chelsea Girls(Ecco)
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Darby Larson Ohey!(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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Mark Gluth The Goners(Kiddiepunk Press)
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Lidia Yuknavitch The Small Backs of Children(Harper Collins)
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Katie Jean Shinkle The Arson People(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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Sarah Jean Alexander Wildlives(Big Lucks)
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James Nulick VALENCIA(Nine Banded Books)
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Brandi Wells This Boring Apocalypse(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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Gregory Howard Hospice(FC2)
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Tosh Berman June 1, 2014(Synaesthesia Press)
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Molly Gaudry Desire: A Haunting(Ampersand Books)
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Pierre Guyotat In the Deep(Semiotext(e))
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Steven Millhauser Voices in the Night (Knopf)
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Matthew Timmons Terrifying Photo(Wonder)
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Ashley Farmer The Farmacist(Jellyfish Highway Press)
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Anne Garréta Sphinx(Deep Vellum)
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Sean H. Doyle This Must Be the Place(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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James Champagne Autopsy of an Eldritch City: Ten Tales of Strange & Unproductive Thinking(Rebel Satori Press)
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Michael J. Seidlinger The Strangest(Or Books)
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Johannes Goransson The Sugar Book(Tarpaulin Sky Books)
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Grant Maierhofer Postures(Publication Studio/Fellow Travelers Series)
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Urs Allemann The Old Man and the Bench(Dalkey Archive)
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Oliver Mol Lion Attack!(Scribe)
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Maggie Nelson The Argonauts(Graywolf Press)
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Books (poetry)
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Amy Gerstler Scattered at Sea(Penguin Books)
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Elaine Equi Sentences and Rain(Coffee House)
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Eileen Myles I Must Be Living Twice: New and Selected Poems 1975 - 2014(Ecco)
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Ben Fama Fantasy(Ugly Duckling Presse)
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Ron Padgett Alone and Not Alone(Coffee House Press)
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Noah Cicero Bipolar Cowboy(Lazy Fascist)
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John Ashbery Breezeway(Ecco)
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Sonya Vatomsky Salt is for Curing(Sator)
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Bhanu Kapil Ban en Banlieue(Nightboat Books)
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John Wieners Supplication: Selected Poems(Wave Books)
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Thomas Moore Skeleton Costumes (expanded edition)(Kiddiepunk)
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Harry E Northup East Hollywood: Memorial to Reason(Cahuenga Press)
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Leopoldine Core Veronica Bench(Coconut Books)
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Richard Siken War of the Foxes(Copper Canyon Press)
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Bernadette Mayer Eating The Colors Of A Lineup Of Words: The Early Books(Station Hill)
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Heather Christie Heliopause(Wesleyan)
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Corina Copp The Green Ray(Ugly Duckling Presse)
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Nathaniel Mackey Blue Fasa(New Directions)
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Susie Timmons Superior Packets(Wave Books)
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Paul Cunningham Goal/Tender Meat/Tender(Horse Less Press)
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Alice Notley Benediction(Letter Machine Editions)
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Lewis Warsh Alien Abduction(Ugly Duckling Presse)
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Mike Krutel Fogland(Magic Helicopter)
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Books (nonfiction)
in no order

Joyelle McSweeney The Necropastoral: Poetry, Media, Occults(University of Michigan Press)
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Dodie Bellamy When the Sick Rule the World(Semiotext(e))
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Gary Lutz The Gotham Grammarian(Calamari Press)
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Lucy K Shaw The Motion(421 Atlanta)
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Jamie Iredell Last Mass(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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Gary Indiana I Can Give You Anything But Love(Rizzoli)
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Janice Lee Reconsolidation: Or, it’s the ghosts who will answer you(Penny-Ante Editions)
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Aaron Apps Intersex(Tarpaulin Sky)
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Brian Oliu I/O: A Memoir(Civil Coping Mechanisms)
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Mira Gonzalez and Tao Lin Selected Tweets(Short Flight/Long Drive Books)
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Jarrett Earnest and Isabelle Sorrell, Editors For Bill, Anything(Pressed Wafer)
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Wayne Koestenbaum The Pink Trance Notebooks(Nightboat)
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Dale Peck Visions and Revisions(Soho Press)
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Ken Baumann Earthbound(Boss Fight Books)
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Michael Kimball Galaga(Boss Fight Books)
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Matt Bell Baldur's Gate II (Boss Fight Books)
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Ashly and Anthony Burch Metal Gear Solid(Boss Fight Books)
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Gabe Durham Bible Adventures(Boss Fight Books)
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Music
in no order

F ingers Hide Before Dinner
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Sunn0))) Kannon
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Oneohtrix Point Never Garden of Delete
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Chelsea Wolff Abyss
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Helena Hauff Discreet Desires
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Dalglish Oidhche
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RSS BoYS HDDN
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Death Grips The Powers That B
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Blanck Mass Dumb Flesh
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Locrian InfiniteDissolution
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Years of Abuse The Social Order
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Alex G Beach Music
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Deerhunter Fading Frontier
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Wire Wire
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John Wiese Deviate From Balance
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Sauna Youth Distractions
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Prurient Frozen Niagara Falls
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Deafheaven New Bermuda
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Ricked Wicky King Heavy Metal
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The Inward Circles BELATED MOVEMENTS FOR AN UNSANCTIONED EXHUMATION AUGUST 1ST 1984
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Thomas Brinkmann What You Hear (Is What You Hear)
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Secret Circuit Cosmic Vibrations
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Holly Herndon Platform
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William Basinski Cascade
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Container LP
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Thee Oh Sees Mutilator Defeated At Last
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Loke Rahbek & Puce Mary The Female Form
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Dr. Yen Lo Days With Dr. Yen Lo
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Robert Pollard Faulty Superheroes
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Katie Dey asdfasdf
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Shit and Shine 54-Synth-Brass 38 Metal Guitar 65 Cathedral
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Film
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Philippe Grandieux Malgré la nuit
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Roy Andersson A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting On Existence
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Crystal Moselle The Wolfpack
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Joshua Oppenheimer The Look of Silence
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Apichatpong Weerasethakul Cemetery of Splendor
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Chantal Akerman No Home Movie
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Aleksei German Hard To Be A God
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James Benning natural history
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Thom Andersen The Thoughts That Once We Had
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Michael Salerno Elri Paints Himself as a Tornado
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Stanya Kahn Don't Go Back to Sleep
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Brad Peyton San Andreas
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Art
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Frances Stark UH-OH(The Hammer Museum, West LA)
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Dominique Gonzalez-Foerster 1887 - 2058(Centre Pompidou, Paris)
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Trisha Donnelly(Matthew Marks Gallery, Los Angeles)
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Richard Hawkins New Work(Richard Telles, Los Angeles)
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Henry Darger(Musée d'Art moderne de la Ville de Paris)
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William Pope.L Trinket(MoCA, Los Angeles)
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Charles Gaines Gridwork 1974-1989(The Hammer Museum, West Los Angeles)
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Vincent Fecteau You Have Did the Right Thing When You Put That Skylight In(Kunsthalle Basel)
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Bruce Nauman(Foundation Cartier, Paris)
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Thomas Demand Pacific Sun(LACMA)
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Agnes Martin(Tate Modern, London)
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Chris Burden (Gagosian Gallery Le Bourget, Paris)
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John Williams Halved and Quartered(Brennan & Griffin, NYC)
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Inside(Palais de Tokyo)
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Internet
in no order

Queen Mob's Teahouse
dark fucking wizard
Fanzine
Entropy
Enclave
espresso bongo
The Quietus
American Chordata
Broken Grey Wires
FUCKED BY NOISE
Solar Luxuriance
open culture
3:AM Magazine
largehearted boy
NEW WAVE VOMIT
THE NEATO MOSQUITO SHOW
Documentary Addict
Cutty Spot
Harriet: The Blog
{ feuilleton }
Isola di Rifiuti
pantaloons
Beach Sloth
Tiny Mix Tapes
UbuWeb
Other People with Brad Listi
Joe Brainard's Pajamas (The Sequel)
If we don't, remember me
Locus Solus: The New York School of Poets
giphy
The Wonderful World of TamTam Books
Illuminati Girl Gang
Shabby Doll House




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p.s. Hey. ** Kiddiepunk, M-ster! Very happy to have fed you! Talk later! ** Jonathan, Hi, J. Starting my day with two yays in a row is so nice, thank you. Ubu, yeah, good call. The snow's sneaking away already? We haven't gotten a flake here yet. I didn't get to taste the bonus buche, but I hear tell that it was a sugary mouth spa. Was your weekend bon? Mine was boon more than bon. Not extremely boon, but boon enough-ish. ** Oriol Rovira Grañen, Hi, welcome, very nice to see you! Oh, awesome, I'm so glad you got to see 'LCTG' and that you liked it! Thank you a lot! Very cool! It's so true about 'Where is the Friend’s House?', right? Sublime. Well, gosh, have a great day, sir, and please do come back in here anytime that the mood strikes. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, D. Oh, that is interesting about it being on Ozu's birthday. And, yes, the FN got trounced in the election! A lot of sighing in relief going on over here. Lots left to do, but, yeah, a huge relief, that. And now it's Birkin's birthday? Or it was yesterday, I guess? HBD! Well, I'll have to learn French a billion times better than I currently know French to be able to do that, but, yes it's a smart idea. I'm actually going to start 'proper' French learning this week via an app. Fingers crossed. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. I don't know Mohsin Makhmalbaf's work. I will look into straight away. Well, re: AFA, after an initial change of friendly emails and a promise from him to let me know very soon, he has been ignoring my emails and giving me the silent treatment. So I guess the answer is no? He did say in that initial exchange that there might be a possibility for the next calendar. It would be nice to get some kind of response from him, positive, negative, or otherwise. Anyway, no matter what, Zac and I both greatly appreciate your very kind help. ** Bill, Nolan should only make 8 minute movies. Wait, 5, no, 3. Yeah, 3. Did you go see that film after all? I really want to see that somehow. That has fascinating potential, obviously. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi, Douglas. 'Close-Up' is great. I recommend 'Shirin' too. So simple but so mesmerizing. If Korine had directed 'Kids', it would have been a different story. Still, the only two Larry Clark films I like much are the two Korine-written ones: 'Kids' and, moreso, 'Ken Park'. Serious advance finger crossing on the grad school acceptances. Surely, they'll recognize their golden goose as soon as they read about him. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Hm, to kind of echo Steevee, saying Ocean has faded is awfully preemptory. He's between records. You mean fading because his in-between time isn't being continually tracked by tabloids and paparazzi? He's being mentioned and discussed plenty enough. And I see stuff in the media about Sam Smith all the time. It sounds like you're asking for some openly gay pretty boy ubiquitous celebrity who happens to sing and release popular hits. I don't think that would have much of any effect on general homophobia, if that's what you're thinking. There have been very popular Black pop stars since the 1950s if not even earlier, and, well, look around you. Racism against Blacks is as bad as ever. I find the homogenizing and mainstreaming of queerness so uninteresting, personally. Let young gay kids find and idolize Antony, Ocean, Owen Pallett, Stephen Merritt, Edward Droste of Grizzly Bear, Bob Mould, Jonsi from Sigur Ross, that guy from Against Me, Matmos, and on and on and on. Let them have interesting, unique artists who happen to be openly gay as their role models. Have a blast and a half in NYC, but I think I'll probably talk with you before you split maybe. ** Bernard Welt, Ha, ha. Xx. ** White tiger, Math! Thank you! Any progress on the music project? ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. Neutral ... that's an interesting thing to imagine. I'm serious. That show and party-type event looks to have been fun upon fun. ** Thomas Moronic, Hey! I was a latecomer to his work too. And I think due to the urgings of the very same cheerleader. I'm glad you're going to get a break, and not just for our sake here, but there is that. You hanging out more would be booty. ** Flit, Hi. Really? I was the first? That phrase just popped inside my head like a balloon when I typed it so it must be applicable, right? Did Years & Years try to break in the States? Well, of course they would have. Sam Smith is as dull as the dullest dishwater as far as I'm concerned. Morning! ** Sypha, Hi. Sam Smith's looks are the least of his problems, ha ha. ** Okay. As you see, I got my thoughts together and picked out my favorites of the year today. Obviously, there's a bunch of stuff I haven't read, seen, or heard yet that would probably be up there too, but so goes list-making. I would love to hear what some of your favorites were/are from this year, so please pony up. See you tomorrow.

'I'm like a Nintendo 64; classic, fun to spend a few hours with and issues easily fixed by blowing on it and then shoving it back in!': Meet DC's select international male escorts for the month of December 2015

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Money_for_Teencock, 18
Dusseldorf

I'm into elderly, not a must.
If you want to get away from the suffering of being elderly I help you.

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Dicksize No entry, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral No entry
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Fisting No entry
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Client age Users older than 58
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discretion-excited, 19
Toulouse

Sex is art in my mind...

U cn catch me.
I am a wll educatd.
Alcohlic thngs r ht by me. and plz.

I m also SPERM DONOR. if anyone want kid.

Dicksize No entry, Cut
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Fucking Versatile
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Godlikeboy, 19
Clermont-Ferrand

My name is Martin and I am 19 years old and I am fond of sex. Nice to meet you. I am honored, if you are reading my profile now. I am one of some typical French boys. I have the youthful veracity to throw myself in full pelt to whatever I do. I have an extremely busy life and I'm searching for someone that can give me some tranquility. Someone that makes me focus on the pleasure of another person instead of always focussing on myself.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Formal dress, Jeans
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mark, 19
Hamburg - Mitte

Hi im mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark MARK MY WORDS YOU'LL GONNA LOVE ME :-)

Can't write these things for shiTT.

HI NEED YOUR HELPING HANDS FOR MY ENROLLMENT. JUST GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT IF YOU COULD HELP, THEN MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU BACK IN RETURN IF YOU WANT ME TOO.

I am just new here i hope you understand that i don't do everything.

Please be nice to me so i will be nice to you.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
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Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
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Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skins & Punks, Lycra, Techno & Raver
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
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lustobjekt4you, 22
Madrid

Accept food For Sex. In city For. I Am here For Footbal. One weeek.

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 10 Euros
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Takeme, 19
San Diego

Simple into anything no limits. My desires lie on the darker side of this world. Don't want money for it unless you just want a quickie with a cute pig. I really just want a guy to take me and go out of control and make me dissappear.... fuck me into what you want and need. The latter is preferred.

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Blazeplaysgames - 27.Nov.2015
Im looking for a cute boy to spend time inside the base of a old sofa. Once inside you would just be left there and I would carry on with my day as normal, and use my sofa as normal as if you're not inside. I am willing to pay you for this, so this could be a very easy second income for you if interested.

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NOW_YOU, 19
London

Service here for your satisfucktion!

Im from Azerbaijan (Look it up). Ill fuck you so motherfucking god damned hard! Give me your best shot and ill give you a fuck so hard your ass will scare you for the rest of your life! Then lets talk about it after and inspect the hole i gave you together and you will not believe what i have done to you!

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Francis, 20
Otago

Hello. Not very good at writing these things. I am trying my best but its hard...

I am not outgoing whatsoever so I have to plan for anything way before it happens.

I'm totally anti-progressive and politically correct if that poses a problem.

I only get fisted. I do it just to supplement my solo time with my big toys.

I was introduced to fisting by an ex-gf. So I'm not into "gay stuff" like kissing.

For an extra 100 you can fuck me too but only after fisting first. Say hi!

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dichtmaarverweg - 30.Sep.2015
This will be the last time I put something in the guestbook of Francis.
I did it already several times and i can say a lot of this hot twink.
1- For a straight boy he is very passive and whorey.
2- The more i see him, the more he is becoming a friend and not an escort.
And that is why i am happy that I probably will not see him anymore for a while. (at least in 2015)
3- I am now at a point that im starting to fall in love and see much more in him then just a hole.
So it is good that we let lose for a while...
Francis, I wish you al the best fisting you diserve in your live...
And one day the woman of your life...
Guys, fist him deep for me. !!!

x
Tommy

dichtmaarverweg - 15.Aug.2015
by far the best ass in New Zealand.

:p x Tommy

dichtmaarverweg - 30.Mar.2015
today i gave the hottest fisting of my life to francis !!!!

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hityourballs, 18
Essen

Tall boy looking to hit you in the balls. I want to kick your balls.

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PureNewPleasureSeeker, 18
Las Vegas

Hello im Danny i just put this here. I want i mean feel need in me to try prostituting. I am just out of high school in December in Las Vegas then moving to NYC to live with my mom. She already moved there. I go to see my dad stationed in Germany try to do once every month or two. I think pretty sure i am gay. I havent done stuff yet but its time I explore it and know for sure. I watch videos of gay things on you tube and when it is a boy and older man i feel that a lot. I feel weak like around men who are rich and look at me like they want to smell me. A friend took me to a couple gay clubs and I felt that like I was to let them smell me if they asked me. I dream a lot too about men paying me just to smell my breath or armpits or ass. I think a lot about men dreaming that they could pay me to smell my ass and maybe lick it. I am open to that and maybe all things cause I have not done anything yet. I hope this explains me. I did try a lot of hypno on you tube to see if I was gay and I am all of that. Thanks.

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EXTREMESISSYBIMBOFUCKDOLLSLUT, 24
Bucharest

Im curious how much one would pay to have me for 1 week or more. im a beginner but i have alot of sex in my head, im crazy. where are you my Savior ?

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Anonymous - 22.Nov.2015
150 grains of dust fly past during a boring number with you

EXTREMESISSYBIMBOFUCKDOLLSLUT - 20.Nov.2015
Savior define Savior .

Anonymous - 20.Nov.2015
Define Savior

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MDMA, 23
Pradesh

Being a bisexual is not a sin as long a heart for God we serve and praise him and I could we are in the right place. Besides, What matters to Jesus is whats on the inside.

Dont make a permanent decision with your temporary emotion.

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KEVIN, 18
Utrecht

i like evry small thing in sex bcs for me sex just sex u cant difine it in condition's ..if u really wana enjoy sex fully i am all urs n than just forget evrythingg

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Anonymous - 29.Nov.2015
We are Sabelle and Gabrielle. We are like true Greek Gods. We have the perfectly chiselled body and skin. We work out hard and it shows. We only fuck the cutest boys on earth because we can. We don't mind paying if cute boys ask. Money is nothing. Every boy we fuck said we are the most attractive lovers they have ever met. We know how to use our tongue and lips to kiss and create ripples of passion that make your body shudder. Our penises are huge, juicy and clean, we are masters of rimming, when one of us stops rimming a boy the other one just continues digging his rosebud with his tongue. To speak of KEVIN directly, he loved the way we held him from the front and the back and played with his nipples, caressing, sucking, twisting and biting them continuously. The best bit was the fuck. By the time we fucked him, his insistence of no bareback was a myth. We didn't even ask his permission. That's the way it always is with us. As Gabrielle screwed KEVIN from the back, I ensured that his painful screams were muffled by filling his mouth and throat with my massive hammering cock. We both teased KEVIN's nipples as we fucked his ass and mouth together before changing positions. And can you imaging how much of jizz we would have sprayed down his throat and up his asshole? Yum. We love you KEVIN. Muah.

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YoungSwan, 25
Tilburg

I need 10000 euros NOW and u can have an insane week with my body for that money NOW.

U want that!!! Why? Here's why!!!!

Currently I have a tight ass and a normal scrotum but this is not what u want. U want a broken ass. U want to get a 16inch dildo in me.

U want my balls to hang to the floor.

U want me to be covered in piss. U want me to drink piss and u want it in my ass. Scrotal Infusions are hot.

Have multiple men fuck me. Have ur horse fuck me I don't care. I'm turned on by everything.

Some things I have watched lately is a man who has a piercing and used welding glue on his piercing and chastity to cause permanent chastity. He even put welding glue in the chastity lock.

Another thing I have watched is a man hanging from the roof from just his balls. Another is a mans balls down to his knees. All are very hot.

If u wanna never ever let me cum and have 10000 euros then ur an instant winner. Marinating me in ur cum and piss is also a winner.

I love glad wrap.

I feel like I can't find anyone who has 10000 euros who is as sick as me. Only conditions is no photos.

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Anonymous - 16.Nov.2015
are you crazy?

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eurotwink2pound, 19
Copenhagen

Ready, set, go... As I mentioned I am the first time here and I am ready for as manny people as possible to know me briefly.
I am twink who is verry popular... I can pick and choose partnar but I have run out of luck now and I need to sell it to upper class.

I am only excited by men over 30 and a dick size XXL+++. But I WILL NOT fuck old creepy men... So if your 59 or older, good bye.

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fckoffcuntXD, 18
Donegal

Kool so my ideal date is a romantic candlelight dinner in a graveyard we'd have dinner a candlelight dinner then cuddle under a blanket an watch horror films then we'd lay in the cool grass an star gaze then we'd walk hand in hand or arm in arm an walk up a hill over looking the graveyard we'd cuddle snuggle an make out then watch the sunrise as where wrapped in each others arms my fav movies are all saw scream texas chainsaw masacar shilnt hill chuky nightmira on elm street the hills have eyes my fav colors are blood red silver gold bronze copper black neon red green blue orange black blue flame black flame

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MakeMoney, 20
Paris

I'm proud of who I am. Because I put myself out there in a world afraid to be themselves.

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Bobby, 18
San Antonio

You liked my profile. It aroused your interest and led you to write and seek paid sex with me. I had a sugar daddy who gave me an allowance to have sex regularly with him. He was ugly and old but I didn't care, that made me realize i was destined to be a prostitute. I was his for sex, and his friends for sex sometime, I also was his soul mate when needed of me. But he was death Nov last year, it seemed he had some lung cancer in car accident. I've been without enough money to live with since, I'm living in San Antonio, TX. I used to work at a local store until it recently closed down. I can do paid sex with you one time or regularly for an allowance like i had before, i can be a prostitute outside the household too. I can only be a bottom because i don't care, i don't mind but i don't care. Everyone says "Friends" for life, but in truth everyone fooled everyone. You can email me.

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SHISTIS, 18
Ann Arbor

I'm like a Nintendo 64; classic, fun to spend a few hours with and issues easily fixed by blowing on it and then shoving it back in!

Freshman at college.

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youregonnalikeit, 20
Prague

Other than scat I'm yours to do what ever you want to. I am a young man from abroad who finds myself in a dramatic situation. I did porn Google Ruben Bart you'll see quite a bit but I don't work any more I had a stroke in September and I'm basically different now and I want to use the time to become the ultimate sexual being. This includes all the usual plus stretching all my holes and collecting POZ'D bugged up chem loads inside me deep from 1000s of men every year at least and I will not let the stroke stop me and I will not give up.

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Asianguy - 21.Nov.2015
BIG MISTAKE

ALTAMURA - 19.Nov.2015
He does not look like his photos anymore. It's grim. As a big Ruben Bart fan, it was hot and memorable to breed etc him. But I recommend only if you have a taste for the macabre.

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BongHitz, 18
Lisbon

18, Male, straight but interested in everything, specially if it involves alcohol

Buy me a jeep and i'll marry you

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The_Bunny, 20
Mumbai

comeon mumbai gus,i luv animals end to go shopping,end I luv to be romantic end bizarre in the same time,end i luv money verry much,plz come and fuck me hard and give money

life is beauty full,my ass is beauty full,life is beauty full,my ass is beauty full,life is beauty full,my ass is beauty full

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Anonymous - 22.Nov.2015
Your spelling is also beauty full

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Unlikeavirgin, 20
Havana

I'm not going to put up with any unwanted shit from you, I know it says passive or bottom in every category in my stats but that's in my sex life, outside of that I'm sticking up for myself.

The stuff for the prudes: Pot smoker, HIV+, inappropriate sense of humor, head hair is shoulder length, shouldn't be a problem if I'm hooded.

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I_survived_ISIS, 19
Paris

I'm looking fuckin' hard large bald guys, who wants rto make me a real little fuckin PIG! I want to be for them a total whore. Earning for the Lord. Rape, drains ass, add piss, swirls in q glass, spit in it, drink it in one gullp. I ove to by on high.. I live in Paris for when they want fuck me and suck them ( I no get suck,no fucked them). I want to be recorded. I want to play in the film porno. I am very hot, I did not die.

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CedricSEXGOD, 19
Nürnberg

After a good sex , the brain is tired ! : - * : - * : - *
Feel free to call or write , you will have an hilarious ( Part of you ) !
The size of emerging !
The point is that both sides Because if the theme tune to vote against it is irrelevant as that!
... Money Back OPPORTUNITY , AS !!! :-*

[BONUS!!!! I hv been so far not fucked and I tend now to be passive, at a starting price of 280, - / h I am passive !!!!!] NEW !!

If you want to hear me talk little: ( Watch the Videos :-* )
(I m really not in the way the video .. In the video I play a 2nd person that I'm not .. Do not be afraid)

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ButtForFuck, 24
Richmond

PLEASE READ ALL IF YOU WANT ME.
My Dad works for the airlines so I can travel really cheap.
Wouldn't it be hot to travel to you and then you fuck it to my Dad by fucking me once I got there?
Particularly interested in being hired by racist men, WP, Nazis, but not an absolute requirement.
White men under 40 ONLY.
Very slut after sniffing amyl.
Fantasies are always better than reality, but I'm broke so looking anyway.
Rape doesn't exist. It's a liberal feminist concept created to free women from the rightful control of their men.

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I know a lot of Irvine vets. I'm not sure about Austin vets, probably. When will you hear? Gal, yeah. Like I kind of said to Steevee, it was kind of a wide-spread thing when I was growing up, meaning, like late-post-hippie, to use guy as an androgynous catch-all term. I tend to forget that it has mostly gotten refastened onto males. ** Magick mike, Hey, Mike! Thanks, man. Well, yeah, 'SI' was a very big year's highlight. It's probably a sleeper. You wait, in five, ten years, it'll be the lit Velvet Underground. Yes, the new Grandieux is amazing and intense. His darkest ever, and, I think, his most ambitious. Maybe my favorite film this year. Wonderful reading list. There are a few on there that I need to track down right away. And the films list, which is kind of jam-packed with names I barely know or don't. Copied and pasted and designated a treasure map. Thanks a million! Best of the best to you! ** Robert-nyc, Robert, hey! Happy holidays! You good? 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I think the new Selected is a pretty excellent introduction and consolidation for people first looking into his poetry. I think the new Sauna Youth is much better than the earlier one. Shit, the Destroyer, ... there's one I just totally spaced on at list-making time. So need to see 'The Assassin'. And 'Ex Machina'. Thanks a bunch, Jeff. ** Schlix, Hi, Uli! Good to see you! Amazing about the freshened reaction to music! I think I can almost sort of feel what that might feel like. Amazing lists, top to bottom. I saw so few live gigs this year, it's strange. A New Year's resolution is in the works to reverse that trend. Have lovely holidays in whatever form seems most ideal! ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, Aaron! We have a bunch of music faves in common. I need to hear the Collapse. And books to a T. Is all good with you? ** Mark Gluth, Howdy, Mark. Well, duh, man. It ruled/rules! Ha ha, yay, another 'San Andreas' fan. Disaster movies are a great addiction. I'm so there. 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Shapednoise What Is It Like
'Nino Pedone – aka Shapednoise – has accumulated an enviable discography during his relatively short career. Previous releases on Hospital Productions, Opal Tapes, Stroboscopic Artefacts, Russian Torrent Versions, his own Repitch and Cosmo Rhythmatic imprints, and now Type Recordings have cemented his reputation as a stalwart of the noise techno genre. His second album, like many second albums, seeks to extend his self-erected boundaries, and Different Selves is certainly his most abstract and punishing work to date. It is the beats that really make this album. Pedone's work was already highly accomplished in this regard, but in Different Selves they have evolved into a more complex and savage form. In a track like 'Well-Being', the icy, satanic gusts of static can only be understood as such through the brutality of the bassline, which situates the listener somewhere in the vicinity of the seventh circle of Inferno. Whereas in some albums of the genre, the smattering of 4/4 can seem disposable, Shapednoise lets it be known that it is the beats that unleash the emotional potential of the other elements, and in so doing brings Different Selves out of the underworld and onto a more resonant plane.'-- Maria Perevedentseva






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Föllakzoid Electric
'Föllakzoid began seven years ago as a trance experience between childhood friends Diego, Juan Pablo, and Domingo from Santiago, Chile. Heavily informed by the heritage of the ancient music of the Andes, the band has learned to integrate this influence with contemporary sounds of their times, creating a rich yet minimal atmosphere. For III, the band wanted to expand their sound while building an atmosphere with mainly monochords and reiteration. After recording and mixing the album on their own at their studio at BYM Records, they partnered with German electronic maestro Atom TM to flesh out the album’s synth parts. Most of the sounds he provided were atonal electronic sounds, aiming for concrete frequencies and sampled organic glitches. (The Korg synthesizer Atom TM plays on this record was used by Kraftwerk on tour in the '80s.)'-- Sacred Bones






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Gabriel Saloman Contained Battle / Ascend
'Gabriel Saloman presents the second volume in his Movement Building trilogy, continuing the release of original compositions commissioned for contemporary dance works. Following the enthusiastically received first installment -- Vol. 1's album-length The Disciplined Body (SHELTER 051LP, 2014) -- Saloman offers up five tracks that combine shimmering bowed guitars and reverberant acoustic percussion into a meditative and powerful break from anything he's produced before. Mobilizing the frequencies of contemporary electronic music (fine-tuned to speaker-rattling effect by Helmut Erler at Berlin's Dubplates & Mastering), Movement Building Vol. 2 abandons the conventional instrumentation- and genre-motifs embraced by many of Saloman's peers in favor of a unique hybrid of avant-drone, psych-rock, and Japanese traditional music. Exposure to the monolithic bass and open spaces of dub-influenced EDM has led Saloman in a different direction than many of his peers (including artists such as Cut Hands, Vatican Shadow, and former Yellow Swans bandmate Pete Swanson) and toward something that moves bodies and triggers their nerve endings, but with no concession to the dance floor.'-- Forced Exposure






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Iglooghost Peach Rift
'Only 18 years old and hailing from the UK, the brisk, desultory, grime-infused sound of Iglooghost has been making some significant waves in the world of electronic music. Dynamo DJs and producers such as Mary Ann Hobbs, Kuthmah, and Flying Lotus—who has had a noticeable influence on his sound—have been playing his tracks as of late and this young-in has already begun to headline his own shows in London. His music is so dense and overwhelming I can barely describe it.'-- collaged






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Pedestrian Deposit live @ Ende Tymes
'Long-running Los Angeles duo Pedestrian Deposit are virtually peerless when it comes to tension. They have a reputation for oscillating unpredictably between fine-tuned restraint and vicious abandon, putting nearly all tools revealed in the last 60 years of post-Cage experimental sound to work for them in the process. Shannon Kennedy has lacerated her arm at live shows, using her neck and forearm as tuning pegs for a length of metal wire played with her cello bow; Jonathan Borges has used his arsenal of electronics to push sound systems and musical constraints to their furthest limits, expertly dancing through tonal fields both harsh and lovely. They're obviously part of a long lineage of freak forefathers/mothers, but they're also the only unit that moves through the space in just the way they do.'-- Dustin Krcatovich






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Anthony Child The Chief
'Melting our minds for over two decades with his beat-based productions, this time renowned techno-producer Anthony Child aka Surgeon is putting the fundamental components of electronic sound production to the fore. Focussing on the development of timbre and texture, Child creates exquisite drones, that give an insight in his improvisatory sensibility and dig deep into the potentials of modular synthesis. As the title already indicates, it's a very special setting that he has chosen for this endeavour: The jungle of Maui seems to have acted as a stimulus for this exercise in concentration and trance. The intertwining of the electronic instrument that meets the sublime sounds of nature, opens up an intimate resonant chamber. Birds, insects and raindrops are allowed to break through, while you can sense the thick, humid air and deep colours of the surrounding resonating in the pastose synth lines.'-- Editions Mego






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Jlin Nandi
'Armed perhaps with drum machines and synthesizers, Jlin goes in, arranges the signifiers and lets us do the detection. We meet at the borders and enter the depths, puzzled by the vernacular. The strange “there-but-not-there” feeling of hearing the same hi-hat played out a million, perhaps a billion times: as many times as there are atoms inside that hi-hat. We get used to that. We arrived here because of it. To hear these sounds, to settle down in the slight discomfort caused by the anxiety and the warlike patterns, to say, finally, at last, with a big breath, that this completes my personality and this symbolizes my psyche. This music, footwork, like fixed points in space, grips me, gets me caught in its algebra and mathematics and allows moments of culture to zoom in, like on “BuZilla,” when I hear a sample of Godzilla and the infamous “GET OVER HERE” command from Scorpion in Mortal Kombat; a sound, mind you, that I’ve known since a toddler. After all these years, the geometry remains, suspended in nudity, with all the world closing in, pulsing darkly.'-- HYDROYOGA






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Consumer Electronics History Of Sleepwalking
'Best whispers quietly over a carpet of fizzy, but hardly explosive, electronic drone at the start of 'History Of Sleepwalking'. Rest assured, noiseniks, this is a case of Consumer Electronics getting more expansive, not less abrasive, and it's mere moments before Haswell kicks in with some blistering martial beats and Best leaps from murmur to his characteristic howl with the line "How the fuck did I get here?". Consumer Electronics' tendency to hurl oaths and revel in shocking imagery on stage somewhat obscures the sheer poetry of their lyrics, and Dollhouse Songs contains some of their most evocative imagery. "Save yourself/From this pain this hedonism/Shaped by adult hand/Good solid hand/Occult bankers/Ministers of state/Roped around your feet," Best shrieks a bit later on 'History Of Sleepwalking', his politics clear even as he flounders in the despair of what our leaders are doing to us ("Learn your fucking place!" he also barks in Cameron-mode), even as we sleepwalk towards letting them go further and further with their corruption, lies and manipulation. The track ends with a brutal, emphatic exhortation: "Reject obligation and fear/Become a fucking insult/And kill them in their beds". This may sound like typical noise fare, but in the hands of Consumer Electronics comes over more like a revolutionary mantra.'-- Joseph Burnett






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DJ Paypal Slim Trak
'It wasn’t too long ago that Paypal himself was working his happy hardcore fanaticism into the footwork bass lines. While those hardcore elements are non-existent on this effort, the whimsical spirit remains. Just as happened with house, techno, and hip-hop, an international collective is contorting a US-born sound into new forms around their unique experiences and influences. Footwork/juke is quickly accumulating the breadth of culture of the seminal house sound that originated in the same underserved communities in Chicago. Rather than put himself forward, in remaining faceless, Paypal is ensuring the best opportunity for this beloved genre to flourish.'-- Consequence of Sound






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Oren Ambarchi & Johan Berthing live @ Dear Serge
'Oren Ambarchi and Johan Berthling are two masters of reducing music’s peak intensities to their root meaning. Oren’s early solo guitar works rendered this process with an instantly recognisable combination of sine wave throb and precisely controlled attack that has bloomed in maturity – concentrating the ecstatic potential of the guitar solo by folding it back on itself and stacking the points of greatest liminal intensity into waves of powerfully psychedelic excess while also encompassing more explicit references to his deep love of pop/rock songform and rhythmic/riffing minimalism. Johan Berthling’s attention to purity of sound and his unflagging pulse has made him one of Europe’s finest bass players whether invigorating numerous acoustic ensembles (Arashi/LSB/Martin Küchen etc) or keeping Fire!’s free/jazz/rock amalgam locked during explosions of orchestral colour. He first came to my attention in the trio Tape – a group that have continued to refine an open approach to pastoral minimalism, rich and strikingly gorgeous without resorting to emotional posturing.'-- Hapna






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Ramleh Weird Tyranny
'For the past decade or so, maybe more, Ramleh on record has been, essentially, a power electronics outfit. The duo includes founder Gary Mundy (also the man behind Broken Flag records and erstwhile occasional member of Skullflower), and longtime ally Anthony diFranco, who use battered electronic devices to build up walls of ear-shattering noise, along the way taking the Whitehouse template and finding its inner psychedelia. Fans of the band, and those fortunate to see Ramleh live in the years since 2009's Valediction will testify, however, that there are, in fact, two versions of the band: the PE one, and a much more rock-focused incarnation featuring Breathless' Martyn Watts on drums. Circular Time is a much-overdue chance for that second iteration to showcase its potency in the studio, as it has done on many occasion on stages across the globe. And the "rock" Ramleh, well, fucking rocks. Seems it doesn't matter if they're using noise generators or guitars, these guys can throw up a wall of sound like no other.'-- Joseph Burnett






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Okokon Contelest
'Africanus Okokon is a visual artist, a specialist in collage, video and animation. Turkson Side, his debut album, is almost entirely made up of samples, stitched together with conspicuous thread. Kinetic rhythms, half-tuned radios, keyboard mashing, backwards incantation, crickets, and electrical storms all feature, or are suggested, by free-association. Here, Okokon uses samples to mimic what might go through a magpie mind left with a quarter of an hour to space-stare. It gets better with familiarity, too: something that sounded like a tropical bird cry at first might, the second time around, transform into a sonar ping. 'Contest' is the album's only mischievous track. It's initially built around a laconic Britney Spears vocal sample (from the closest she got to avant-R&B, 2009's 'Break The Ice') over the bland tinkle of a factory-setting ringtone. This soon gives way to unhurried percussion, which in itself is destabilised by high-pitched hums. The effect is an axis-free spin, all the more nauseous for its apparent slow speed.'-- Jeanette Leech






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RAMZi (w/ Bataille Solaire) Monster's Makeup
'In the world of electronic cassettes, boundaries tend to be porous and soft, details typically smudged. But few artists inhabit a realm as amorphous and trippy as Montrealer-in-Vancouver Phoebé Guillemot. Her last release as RAMZi, the Bébites tape on Pygmy Animals, was a quivering mass of clammy texture and beats that felt like biorhythms. Guillemot's way with percussion is something to behold. She makes drum tracks that feel sticky and malleable, as if she's building them out of chewing gum. Camped somewhere between vaporwave, techno, ambient and new age, it exists firmly and defiantly in a liminal zone.'-- collaged






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Robin Fox Dark Rain
'The outline here was to explore the themes of combustion and heat dissipating in various physical systems.. Greatly extending the language of his creative output Fox constructs a synthesis of electronic and acoustic sources creating a deeply nuanced excursion through space and time, timbre and texture. There is a subtle intensity to the works here, ‘A Pound of Flesh’ is an industrial strength spiralling drone, intoxicating, disorientating, ‘Antlers’ takes the listener on an eleven minute ride through a vortex of pulsing and swirling electronics whilst the title track is an unnerving combination of distressed field recordings, closed mic’d crackle and a foreboding distant pulse. ‘Through Sky’ starts out with a slow menacing rhythmic backbone which hosts an arsenal of small sounds until a certain wind supplants all in an admirable and somewhat haunted exchange. With it’s combination of vast caverns, spiraling counterflows and microscopic investigations Fox has opened up a new world of sound in his personally trajectory and one most unlike others existing anywhere in the present day.'-- collaged






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Duane Pitre live @ Base Elements Art Gallery
'Duane Pitre is an American avant-garde composer, performer, and sound artist. His work often focuses on the interaction between electronic sound and acoustic instrumentation, chaos and discipline. Pitre has been featured in publications such as The Wire, Foxy Digitalis, Pitchfork, Dusted, and NewMusicBox. His work has been released by various labels including Important Records, Root Strata, NNA, and Quiet Design, and he has appeared on soundtracks with Dinosaur Jr., Battles, and Animal Collective.'-- 4'33" Cafe






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Sunn O))) Kannon 1
'The dark, droning metal of Sunn O))) must be approached with a reverence for its spiritual and aesthetic values. You don’t just listen to Sunn; you experience it. Built on repetition and atmosphere, the ambience created by Stephen O’Malley and Greg Anderson encourages introspection from its audience and a listening environment that allows such. The music of Sunn has become viable in the realms of yoga (aka Black YO)))ga) because of its visceral, transportive qualities. Kannon carries on many of those traditions, emphasizing meditative drones across a tri-movement piece. Per the album’s press release, “Kannon” literally represents an aspect of Buddha: the “goddess of mercy” or “perceiving the sounds (or cries) of the world.” To classify Kannon as an album relegates it to the commercial framework of recorded music and economic product, demeaning some of that spiritual allure. Sunn seek to defy that consumerist inevitability, essentially creating a mixed media art project around the release of Kannon. Critical theorist Aliza Shvartz was commissioned to write liner notes, and Swiss designer Angela LaFont created the abstract sculpture on the cover — “a vision of Kannon”. A unified message is spread across multiple mediums, and it’s this amorphous form of expression that makes Sunn such a musical anomaly: The music is a vehicle for expressing beliefs and ideas, not a means unto itself.'-- Consequence of Sound








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p.s. Hey. ** H, Hi. Cool, I'll get the Wave Books book. Thanks much. No, I didn't do an escort post last week, as far as I know? ** M, Hi, M! Really good to know. Awesome means of discovery. I've got a bead on it, and hopefully it'll be in my field of hearing in the next day or so. Thanks so much! ** David Ehrenstein, Thank you on behalf of the lad himself. Gotcha on the Spielberg. Sounds like a film that in-flight entertainment was made for ... whatever that means. ** James, Hi. No, I haven't seen it. You might be the first person I know who liked it. All power to Mr. La Bruce, but I'm not a big fan. I liked 'Otto' pretty well. And the very early films have a reckless charm. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I liked the Regis record too. It's pretty terrific. I too am quite intrigued by the 'High Rise' film after watching that trailer. Whoa, it has begun! Hooray! Obviously, let me ... Everyone, May I have your attention? Thank you. _Black_Acrylic aka multi-striped artist Ben Robinson has launched a new writing project/blog called BLUE EYES: A CHERYL FANPAGE, and, need I even say, said site should really become one of you regular stopping points beginning now. The first squib is awaiting you, and it portends a helluva future. Let's all go there on three. Okay. One ... two ... three. ** Liquoredgoat, Absolutely yes and high-five on his 'phenomenological flexibility'. Awesome. Amy teaches at Irvine? Oh, right, of course. She's the best. Ai went there? That I didn't know. That joint has turned out some pretty good writers, that's for sure. Wow, long possible stretch in which to hear back from them. Interesting. ** Jeffrey Coleman, Oh, well, thanks. Very happy to have new sites to explore. That is a curious Twitter thing and coincidence. I never look at Twitter. Something about the form just doesn't do it for me. I should get over that. Well, you know I'm going to say you should totally do that 'Guest of Post', but I said it anyway. ** Steevee, Hi. Hm, okay, hm, re: the Spielberg. I still think a long plane flight is the only way I'm going to possibly see it. I'll check about the French DVD. That makes sense, yeah. ** Statictick, I think a cool thing about the form of the escort profile text is that it has a very big range, from the tragic/touching to the wildly and, even, occasionally, sophisticatedly comedic, to, of course, the horror thing. You should be able to order 'Gone'. People seem to be doing it all the time. Write to them? Cool about the 'Minus' progress! ** Sypha, Congrats on the 200 page mark! That's mega! I've listened to bits and pieces of the Cyrus/Lips record. Seems fun. I don't like her music in general, obviously, but I do think she's doing interesting stuff with her image and celebrity, for sure, and I'm in the pro-Miley camp. Pitchfork was just stupid and pre-determindely out for blood about that album like they can get sometimes. ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, Aaron. I def. will listen to Collapse. If my future music quests were a turntable, Collapse would be its lowering stylus. Dude, if it's any consolation, which it isn't, I know, we've been rejected all over the place. I'm not surprised, but it's not fun either. My big beef is with film programmers at non-festival film venues, a number of whom, in our experience, promise an answer very soon then just totally blow us off and don't even have the decency or professionalism or whatever to send a quick email saying they don't want it. Really fucking rude. And it's weird how many of them have done that. Huh, I think if I think about it, which I will need a little time to do, I should be able to think of non-thrillers featuring missing people. Let me ask generally on your behalf. Everyone, Kindly read this question by the excellent filmmaker and d.l. Aaron Mirkin and answer it if you can, okay? Thank you! Here he and his question are: 'Can you (or anyone here) think of any books or films or anything that are about missing persons but aren't thrillers?' ** Schlix, Hi, Uli. My holidays should be very low-key. I'll be here. No big plans other than some buche eating and walking around to take in the decorations and a bit of gifting. Oh, that's cool you talked to Gisele! I'm seeing her tonight, and I'll remind her of what a swell guy you are. That doesn't make sense maybe, but you know what I mean. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Those escorts can have the readers who read me for stuff like that with my blessing. That is a lot of sitting, man. Not that I don't sit here at the computer 15,000 hours a day, but, still, yeah, hugs. You need a helicopter. Ask Santa. You never know. Ooh, a PS4, you are one giant heck of a great surrogate father or big brother or whatever to that kiddo, man, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Well, there are infinite degrees of non-normality, from the barely-ish to the subtlest to the most confrontational. I suppose Miley's recent swing leftward is good for 'the normals'. As if there is normality in the first place, of course. ** Mark Gluth, Hi, Mark! Man, I miss and want that brain reconfiguring that playing video games can do so bad. I know exactly what you mean. I'm trying to wait until I finish my novel, but fuck knows when I'll have the space to do that. Visualization: With Gisele's stuff, usually, there's already a cast and sometimes even a set design in place before I start my writing part, so I guess I don't tend to, or even have the option to, build personalized mental images in our collaborations. With the films with Zac, yeah, I do, in a sketchy way at least, to help me compose the settings and characters, but Zac is doing the same thing as he writes them with me, and it's funny that we very easily work together on the scripts and ideas and character building, but, inevitably, he'll end up having very different mental images in mind for everything, and, since he's the director, his envisionings are the ones we implement, and I find that exciting. Take care, you too! ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! Yeah, I mean, if it's no trouble, I would really love to read a scan or anything of Zac G's book.That would be awesome! Ancient books? Like ... really ancient? Hm. Maybe not. I don't feel hardly any pull towards ancient literature, I think probably for the good old reason of having been forced to read that stuff in school when I couldn't begin to appreciate it, and there being collateral damage from that. Also, I think, probably incorrectly, of ancient literature being primarily about story telling, and I'm not really interested in story telling when it isn't balanced out by brain activity and consciousness in the writing itself. But, yeah, that could be unfair towards elderly writing. Anyway, I think your plan is a super interesting plan. I certainly would be very interested to hear what you end up particularly liking or even loving. My morning's decent so far, and I hope yours is way more than that. ** Right. Today I made you another gig of stuff I've been into and listening to, if you like. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on ... Christine Brooke-Rose Life, End Of (2006)


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'With Christine Brooke-Rose's last novel, with the nouveau novelist reflecting the old, and vice versa, Brooke-Rose has found her paradoxical form. The death of the author is proof of the life. “La representation est la morte.” Brooke-Rose quotes Derrida in her essay “Id is, is id?”. Of course, Life, End of begins its final “representation” in an intimate impersonality, a tonal state of oxymoron, an absence of presence. Someone is not looking in a mirror. Or rather, a mirror is not being looked in. Instead, “the head top leans against the bathroom mirror so that the looking glass becomes the feeling glass. But what does it feel? The position is for body balance during the brushing of teeth and the washing of face neck arms and torso”. A stream of consciousness at once acute and numbed tells us what it means to get up and get dressed with great difficulty. A page later in the flow of it, the question about feeling returns: “but who feels what?”. Another page on, “does steel or glass or napkin or ground or earth or universe feel? Humans invent gods of various kinds to think so”. A meditative mind, connected and disparate, ponders and enacts what it means to feel in the light of an absence of feeling, to see the self in the light of an absence of self.

'The story is very simple. A woman (a “doctor in mere Language and Literature” – a character? a narrator? the author? all three?) is getting older. Friends visit, people care, or don’t. Things worsen. She has a couple of falls; “the author collapses, into the character again”. A table with wheels is bought, to make things easier, and it causes a raft of new difficulties. She likes to write, “just for fun, for therapy, for the happiness of wordplay, the deep joy of sentences creating other sentences”, but writing is getting more and more difficult as time passes.

'A play of light and shadow, depending on the time of day, projects the protean faces of the great artists, thinkers and mythical characters who have been part of the woman’s life on to a stone wall outside. Mozart, Beethoven, Athena and Christ are nothing but shadow and light on stone. Nothing much happens, other than “the swift dismantling of a lifetime’s independence”. It feels epic. In a flurry of hilarious and crushing selfishnesses and unlooked-for generosities, the world closes in – “the armchair, the world” – and the old person fluctuates between being just another dismissible and invisible old person and a crucial centre of consciousness.

'A “hip-bone” used to balance a body carrying a tray across a room becomes a vital means of “articulation”. But articulation is going, the way of all flesh “‘even languages die, like species, thousands per century” – and nothing is simply personal in this helpless leave-taking, because at all points the meditative narrator/non-narrator comments on a mirrored set of goodbyes and hierarchies in the larger world. A bigger dying is happening: “so the world doffs its ozone hat and says goodbye”. The import is much wider, the personal is always political: “modern powers, like old monarchies, don’t hear the people till they flood the streets of the whole world like blood in blocked arteries. Can we marginalise three-quarters of the world population and get away with it? Can we imagine the other?”.

'The narratorial consciousness, daunted, sharp and utterly contemporary, comments on its own fading progress, on the rhetorical closedness of contemporary rhetoric, and then on the empire-building acts of the “Unilateral States of America”. Life, End of is about all sorts of critical reductions. In a discussion about what creates an “. . .” and a “you”, and what it means to write anything for publication in an era when no one is much interested in anything other than “the author’s tooth-ache, sex-life, quarter-hour of glory” at the expense of being interested in “the writing of fiction and its problems”, it critiques its own readers, in all their possible generosities and closednesses. Or is this, after all, only a story of social graces? Its increasingly likeable, grumpy old lady holds forth.

'Good manners are timeless, spaceless, classless: simply the ability to imagine the other. As an intelligence officer learns to do, if efficiently backed and not corrupted, experiencing a whole war from the enemy viewpoint. And as a novelist does all the time, creating characters. And actors.

'In a fusion of weariness and sprightliness, Life, End of becomes its own thesis on creativity in action. It suggests at all points that really, creativity lies in imaginative selflessness, in an openness to connectivity and empathy or “the ability to imagine the other”. The “performance” here, given with a formal distance reminiscent of Greek tragedy, is one of voice and inferred response to voice. It is a question of dialogue. “Who’s talking to whom?” The narratorial voice is a fine creation, funny and “intelligentle”, bolshy and consumed by a fetish for identification and categorization, which it knows is its own doom.

'It divides people into T. F.s (True Friends) or O. P.s (Other People, or “Old People, Over-sensitive People, Otiose, Obdurate, Obsolete people . . . Omega people. Omega. The end of the alphabet. The end of life”). In this last fictional Brooke-Rose opposition, “other” becomes the opposite of “true”, and anyone un-able to be empathetic is inviting a falseness. This “ability to imagine” is pressed formally even further, when the reader is asked, politely of course, to enter (and therefore create) a lived text -via writing which is as fluid and closed/ open as another’s thought process. In fact, the reader of Life, End of is always being conjured up and interrogated, simply because this novel’s narratorial self is such a measured avoidance of the first-person. Its mode is stubbornly, ingeniously immersed in the difficulties of grammatical and real-life passivity.

'It never simply says, “I can’t pick up an object”, but instead up-ends such a structure: “objects also have trouble being picked up”.

'This asks the reader both to accept this passivity and to be active, to make the personal (and by inference larger-than-personal) connection, to allow for all that goes on slalom-like between intelligent people, all that is written, read, sung, pictured, thought. A discourse that zigzags like blood pressure, changing registers, personal one moment, metaphysical the next, philosophical, catty, humourous (sic), technical on the disciplines shared, frivolous, rhetorical, witty, political, historical, personal again.

'It is up to its reader to notice how words and images accrue meaning in context, and how the recurring image of a mirror, or “mouroir” might reflect into and out of the text, with “old age a mirror of childhood . . . the child trips towards its mother, the old towards Mother Nature, looking into a glass darkly”.

'Life, End of is rarely dark. As you might expect with Brooke-Rose, it is gravely playful and connective, so that even at its most hopeless, even when it most closely courts an end, it refuses its own darkness. Its end is plain and lyrical. “The time, the time for everything is gone.” But the synapse connections, from word to word, word to book, book to reader, person to person, never actually stop. How can a discussion of the removal of the self – which is what this novel is, formally and substantively – be so full of the evocation of self? How can a novel about ends be so full of overtures, so that almost every unexpected connection between a word or a thought, a phrase or a sentence, becomes a possible new start? Is it possible to outface meaninglessness with so much determined meaning? And who dies first, the character or the author? “Ah, identity again”, the narratorial voice sighs, caught up in the dialogue between life force and death force, exhausted and relieved. In the play of the mind regardless, in the very recording of the process of dying, through this lovely, playful, heartbreaking, wise, angry and endlessly moving novel which even in its last line is still punning on language, literature and ends, there is, of course, an ending, and yet there is no such thing as death.'-- Ali Smith



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Further

'Christine Brooke-Rose: the great British experimentalist you've never heard of'
'On Christine Brooke-Rose' @ Bookforum
The Christine Broke-Rose Papers
CB-R @ goodreads
'Flinch Wince Jerk Shirk'
'The life and work of the late, great experimental writer, Christine Brooke-Rose'
'Where Do We Go from Here?'
'THE CHRISTINE BROOKE-ROSE SOCIETY SYMPOSIUM'
'WHOSE AFRAYED OF CHRISTINE BROOKE-ROSE?'
'The Criticism of Christine Brooke-Rose'
'The Lunatic Fringe', by Christine Brooke-Rose
'R.I.P. Christine Brooke-Rose'
'Christine Brooke-Rose, for whom Cooking Metaphors Don’t Fry'
'Literature’s Ghosts: Realism and Innovation in the Novels of Christine Brooke-Rose'
Audio: 'Red Rubber Gloves', by Christine Brooke-Rose
'The Secret Code Language of Bright Kids'
'Place and Space in Christine Brooke-Rose's "Life, End of"'
Buy 'Life, End Of'



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Extras

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Manuscript for Christine Brooke-Rose's 'Xorandor'

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Pages from Christine Brooke-Rose's 'Thru'



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Interview
from The Review of Contemporary Fiction

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Q: In your essay “Ill Iterations,” which you wrote for “Breaking the Sequence: Women’s Experimental Fiction,” you mention the difficulties experimental writers face when they are male, but you say also that the differences are compounded when the experimental writer happens to be a female. Will you talk about those difficulties for the woman writer?

CBR: Yes, although it took a long time to become aware of them. Once in Paris, quite a long time ago, Helene Cixous rang me up and asked me to write something about the difficulties I’ve had as a woman writer. Naively, I said, “Well, I haven’t had any difficulties as a I “woman” writer. I’ve had difficulties that “any” writer would have; can I write about that?” And she said, “Oh, no.” She wanted something feminist. I was a bit antifeminist in those days, in the early 1970s. I didn’t consciously feel that I had had any difficulties. My later revision of that feeling came from genuine experience. As I look back over my career I realize that, in fact, I did have difficulties, but I took them for granted, as part of the nature of things. From the moment I went experimental, however, when I wrote Out, and my then-publishers couldn’t understand it and turned it down, I did actually start having difficulties. And when I wrote that essay for you, I started looking back and thinking about it, trying to fathom it out, and I became aware that the woman experimental writer has more difficulties than the man experimental writer, in the sense that, however much men have accepted women’s writing, there is still this basic assumption, which is unconscious, that women cannot create new forms. They can imitate others, they can imitate their little lives, tell their love stories and their difficulties and so on, and they do it extremely well. I’m not downgrading that kind of writing. But if by any chance they dare to experiment, then they are imitating a male movement, and usually one that’s already dead. In my case, I always get the label “nouveau roman” in English because “nouveau roman” is, from the English point of view, safely dead and no one talks about it anymore. In other words, all one is capable of as a woman is to do what the men do, and not so well. There is an unconscious refusal, really, to look at what I’m doing in any kind of detail. Whereas men experimenters or innovators of any kind do get that sort of attention.

Q: What does the phrase “utterly other discourse” from “Amalgamemnon” mean for you? Do you feel that you are writing “utterly other discourses”?

CBR: In Amalgamemnon, it doesn’t actually mean that. It doesn’t refer to the writing, it refers to the woman reading and thinking quite other things until she has to switch back to talking to the man. In fact, though, I do feel that my writing is different. I haven’t actually seen other writing quite like mine, but it is very difficult for me to say how “other” it is, or even whether it’s any good. I can’t really judge it, so I can’t really answer that questions. I do what I want to do.

Q: But you did make a conscious decision at one point in your career to write the indeterminate novel, rather than something realistic?

CBR: What a strange opposition. The realistic novel has its own indeterminacies. But anyway, it didn’t happen that way at all. It was much more negative than that. I was simply dissatisfied with what I was doing. I had written four novels, which are really quite traditional, satirical, comic novels. I did experiment with time in one of them, which was written backwards, for instance, so that in each chapter the hero gets younger and younger. But that was still classical irony. They were basically traditional modern novels, if I can use such a phrase, in that the main concern was, like most novels, epistemological, concerned with reality and illusion. But I felt it was too easy. It was great fun, but it wasn’t what I wanted. Originally, when I was very young, I used to write poetry every day, but I soon discovered that I was not a poet; but that urge to write poetry . . .

Q: But you are a poet.

CBR: Perhaps, but I had to get around to it in a very different way. I then thought I had found myself as a novelist, but after those four early novels I realized it still wasn’t what I wanted. So eventually—yes, I do now write very poetic novels, more deeply poetic at any rate than the poems I was writing every day. At the time of this dissatisfaction, I suppose it was Nathalie Sarraute’s The Age of Suspicion, and her putting the modern novel in question, which was the first turning point for me, much more so than her novels, for although I like them very much, I can’t say there’s a direct influence of Nathalie Sarraute on what I write. Whereas Robbe-Grillet did have a direct influence, at least on Out. But I soon got out of it. So it wasn’t a decision to write indeterminate novels as such. It was simply a decision not to go on writing as I used to write. But the other thing that happened was much more important. I had a very serious illness, lost a kidney and had a very long convalescence. I fell into a semi-trancelike state for a long time. I was very much thinking of death as the meaning of life. And I began to write Out, which is a very “sick” novel. I think one can feel that. I imagine a time when the whites are discriminated against; the whole color bar is reversed. But the reason the whites are discriminated against is because they are sick, dying from this mysterious radiation disease to which the colored people are more immune. My protagonist is a sick old man who cannot get a job and cannot remember his previous status. This exactly reproduced the state of illness that I was in, so in that sense of protection it was still a very mimetic novel. But I wasn’t consciously trying to do anything different. I started writing a sentence and fell back on the pillow exhausted. I didn’t really know where I was going, and it took me a long time to write it. I was groping. So I don’t think it was a conscious decision. But then with Such I really took off on my own. I don’t think there’s any more influence of Robbe-Grillet on Such. I would say that Such is my first really “Me” novel, where I don’t owe anything to anyone else.

Q: Can you characterize that “Me-ness”?

CBR: I think Such is more imaginative, for one thing. It’s still, of course, concerned with death since the man dies and is brought back to life. Again, I don’t explain why. I get much more interested, in fact, in the impact of language on the imagination. I suppose it’s really with Between that I discovered what I could do with language. With Such it’s still a fairly straightforward use of language, but very much in another world with this slow return to reality as the man comes back to life, but he then sees the stars as radiation. And having hit on that idea but not really knowing where I was going, I then had to do a lot of work, learn something about astrophysics, for example, since I was using it as a metaphor for the world. It’s in Such that I discovered that jargon, of whatever kind, has great poetry. For instance if you take a scientific law and use it literally, it becomes a metaphor. Of course, this is a schoolboy joke. If the teacher says, “Weight consists of the attraction between two bodies, ” everybody giggles. But if you take it further and use more complicated astrophysical laws about bouncing signals on the moon, for instance, to express the distance between people, then it becomes a very active metaphor. Yet it’s treated as ontological in the world of the fiction, like a sunset or a tree. So this sort of thing, you see, isn’t a conscious decision, it’s a discovery.

Q: Is that how you would define the experimental novel?

CBR: Yes, in a way. People often use the term “experimental novel” to mean just something peculiar, or as a genre in itself (on the same level as “realistic” or “fantastic” or “romantic” or “science” fiction). But to experiment is really not knowing where you’re going and discovering. Experimenting with language, experimenting with form and discovering things, and sometimes you might get it wrong and it just doesn’t come off. When I discovered that there is great beauty in technical language (and this comes into its own in Thru where I actually use critical jargon as poetry), I also discovered that there’s beauty and humor in confronting different discourses, jostling them together, including, for instance, computer language. In Such it’s astrophysics and in Between it’s all the languages, the lunatic, empty speech-making of different congresses, political, sociological, literary and so on, and of course, actual languages, different languages, all jostled together, since my protagonist, who’s a simultaneous interpreter, is always in different countries. Discourse became my subject matter. So discovery is one meaning of “experimental,” and this would be, to answer your earlier question, my “utterly other discourse,” where the actual language is different from the language you and I are using now, or that I find in other books. The second meaning is to see how far I can go with language, with vocabulary and syntax, and this is much more conscious. In Between, for example, a sentence can continue correctly, but by the end of it we are elsewhere in time and space. And I chose an imposed constraint, not using the verb “to be,” just as in Amalgamemnon I decided to use only non-realizing tenses and moods like the future, the conditional, the imperative.

Q: Your work, for many readers, is extremely demanding. Although novels like Amalgamemnon provide realistic details as a frame for the abstract elements, it’s often difficult to separate them. In fact, the text seems quite porous as the abstract and realistic commingle. One must read in a new way, so to speak.

CBR: I don’t apologize for that at all. One of my aims in writing the way I do is to teach people to read. They have forgotten how to read. I want what Barthes calls the writerly text as opposed to the readerly text—the readerly text is the consumer product, which can be flicked through. I’m not against that—to read on the train or in the bath. But where is the pleasure of reading if, in fact, you’re just going to skip through description? The very word “redundancy” comes back here because, as you know, structuralists did a lot of work on this—what is the description, what is the effect of the real, how is the effect of the real provoked, and so on. There is a vast amount of redundancy in the realistic novel which the reader skips. That was the point, swelling the detail to fantasy pitch, the fetish object. But today people get that from other media and read just for the plot, for the event, and they don’t really want to know what the writer is doing. I think this is a tremendous loss. So what Barthes calls the writerly text is the text which the reader is writing with the writer—I want to share my writing with the reader. Of course, that means the reader has to wake up and see what I’m doing. All the writers of the postmodern movement are doing this; I’m not the only one. Many people say that my novels are difficult; indeed, a lot of people complain about it, but when my fans say that, it’s a compliment. They go back and see that I’ve done this, or that. They say my books are slow reading, and consider this a pleasure. If I achieve that, then I am very pleased.

Q: Your two most recent works, Amalgamemnon and Xorandor, seem, in many ways, more readable than some of the earlier works—also innovative, but more accessible. Are you doing this intentionally?

CBR: Probably, yes. It’s a little exasperating to be told all the time that one is difficult and unreadable, but also don’t forget that my path had to go through Thru, which is a very special sort of unreadable book. I had to write it because—there I was teaching narratology and being a writer. The contradiction, the tension, was such that I had to write Thru, which is a novel about the theory of the novel. It’s the most self-reflexive novel that it’s possible to write. It’s a text about intertextuality, a fiction about fictionality. But it is very difficult and I knew that I would be rapped on the knuckles. Still, I needed to write it, I needed to send up the structuralist jargon, also to use it as poetry, to use the very jargon on narratology as metaphor, in a way, to deconstruct it. It’s a very Derridean book. In fact, all the things it spelled downwards in the beginning, announcing certain themes acrostically, are straight out of Derrida. I was influenced by Derrida at the time, but I didn’t want to do just a deconstruction of realism. . . . Yes, that really is a very difficult novel. It was almost written tongue-in-check for a few narratologist friends. I never thought it would be accepted. It was something I had to do. My publisher loved it; at least my editor loved it, the publisher was perhaps not quite so pleased, and of course, it didn’t sell. And after that I did realize that I had probably, career-wise as they say, done myself a lot of harm because I was really dismissed as completely potty, doing surrealistic tricks and typography, and so on. It’s written for people who understand narratology and the crisis of representation. If you like, it’s a little bit as though I wrote a book entirely on engineering that only engineers could understand.

Q: However, many readers, particularly American readers, know narratology in fairly superficial ways, and they probably could follow much of Thru—more than you might think.

CBR: That’s good, because I had so accepted the fact that people found it unreadable that, I suppose, with Amalgamemnon I really did make a big effort. There were many versions of that. It took nearly nine years to get it right, although I did produce a critical book as well. It took me so long to get it right, partly because of this question of tone, because the future tense can sound very portentous, and I didn’t want that, but also because I wanted it to be readable, and the first versions were not. They were kind of thick and dense. So yes, there has been a conscious effort. I don’t know. Perhaps it’s also come naturally. I’m more at ease, and I’m happier in my writing, as you pointed out yourself. Perhaps I communicate better and have simply learned my trade. It’s taken me a long time! But it’s true that in Xorandor I went back to telling a story, though I still had to do it in this way, with the kids quarreling about how to tell it themselves. Yes, I quite agree. The two novels I have in my head that are to follow will probably be easier to read. But I still think that people should take pleasure in reading, that it is up to the writer to write in such a way as to direct the attention of the reader to the richness of the possibilities of language. Because otherwise we’re just going to lose language, this sloppy, almost un-English English that everyone is talking. People are just not aware of the solidity of their language. It’s sliding away. Of course, something always comes to replace it, but I still think that unless we do something the whole reading and writing capacity is going to just disappear. Do what? Well, all one solitary writer can do is to fight against this consumer-product attitude, to make people enjoy working with you.

Q: Then can we assume that we do not need to worry that you’re moving towards realism?

CBR: Were you worrying? Well, I might be, you know. I have nothing against realism. Why not? I think I say somewhere in “A Rhetoric of the Unreal” that realism may come back, but in a new form, refreshed by all this. We already have magic realism and hyper-realism after all. Fantastic realism. The real made unreal and vice versa. Sometimes there is a period of tremendous experiment, and then somehow the old thing comes back again, renewed by all the experimenting that’s been going on. That may be the only useful purpose of such an experiment, I just don’t know. But that doesn’t concern me too much. I also think that the way “experiment” is set against “realism,” the way I and others are said to be working against the “realistic” novel, is a great oversimplification. Even the most experimental, most postmodern writer is still basically realistic. They may not be “imitating” reality, in the sense of reproducing a familiar situation, but ultimately they’re representing something. There’s always a representative function simply because language is representative. There have been very naive attitudes towards representation, and we’ve all become much more self-conscious about it, but I don’t think we can actually get out of representation.



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'She is eighty. Facing death, she becomes 'a cruising mind', lost in sequences of unabstract comic detail, in - as the title implies - a kind of index, rigid, arbitrary, pointing backwards into the lived text. The head top leans against the bathroom mirror so that the looking glass becomes a feeling glass. She is getting worse day by day, and yet she goes on, deeper into meaning, into non-meaning, with a kind of wry eagerness. She is not disappointed with her life. In order to distract herself, to place herself, she attends to what the media say about the world as if what they say was actually the world. She reflects on her own career, on her experiments with narrative, and on the narrative she is writing here: therapy, fun, but anything else, anything more? What is its purpose, and what the purpose of the life that lives it in the writing? She discovers how, as in fiction, as in any form of experiment, the difficulty for the handicapped is less the handicap than other people, and they too have their lives and handicaps. She becomes like them, she becomes one of them, an other person. Reasserting herself, at the centre of the book, in a mock-technical lecture from a character to an author who is not interested, she comes to accept that her experiments in narrative are like pain-killers, and that they no longer matter, like life.'-- Carcanet Press


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p.s. Hey. ** Liquoredgoat, Hi. Noisy gigs are the best gigs, am I wrong? Cool, very glad the gig luckily had match ups inside you and spun off offshoots that cracked your code. Or something. ** Jeffrey Coleman, Apparently I'm on Twitter. Apparently I half-made an account at some point in the past and then changed my mind and stopped, but the account registered itself anyway because I keep getting emails from Twitter telling me about recent highlights in my ... whatever they call it, network? No, they call it something else. I'll hit that Mueran Humans stream, thank you. And that Jonathan Kane Xmas thing, huh. And onwards, cool, thank you as ever, Jeffster. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Thanks for suggesting things to Aaron. ** Sypha, Hi. I guess my interest in her music is so casual it wears pajamas. ** H, Hi. Week off is good. Seasonal allergies are going around. I think I have one. Is Derrida still trendy? Yeah, I guess so. People who like Proust sure do like Proust a lot. It's interesting. I didn't even know there was a new James Tate book! Holy crap! I'm going to find or order that in the next 30 minutes. I guess it's his last book? Shit, I hate that he died. I love all of his poems and his prose, always. My favorite Tate is a weird one, 'Absences', his third book, I think, and his 'experimental' book. It was a huge favorite and influence on me and mine at a super formative time in early college. The one time I met and talked to him, I told him 'Absences' was my favorite, and he kind of cringed. I think he regarded that book of his negatively the way Ashbery used to and still might regard 'The Tennis Court Oath', as a misstep or something. Anyway, I think that's my favorite Tate but it's a tough choice 'cos I'm a diehard, massive fan of his work always. ** Steevee, Hi. I'll give an ear over to Fingers Inc. and see what happen, thanks. Yeah, but I'm never gonna see 'Bridge of Spies' in a theater. I can't even imagine a scenario where that could happen. I seem to really like watching movies that were made at massive cost to be seen at theater-size or even IMAX-size on those teeny plane screens. Those kinds of films are pretty much all I watch on planes. Maybe I'm like the idiot version of Roussell traveling through wondrous places and never leaving his train car, interested instead to see the great and gigantic at window scale. Or something. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Loved the first bit on BLUE EYES. New post there, cool. Everyone, new small thing up on _Black_Acrylic's new non-small place BLUE EYES. ** Schlix, Wow, 100%? Thank you, man! Pitre's stuff is really curious, right? I just discovered it. Sweet stuff, Uli. Hope all your stuff today is sweet. ** Statistic, Hi. Oh, cool that I or, rather, they, the musicians, got you into what they're doing. That's all I listen to now pretty much. I've lost almost all interest in songs, guitars, rock, etc. for some reason. Even listening to the new Pollard stuff, which is great, of course, requires locating somewhere elsewhere inside me. Thanks for getting 'Gone'! I'm so sorry about the seizure-y time, my pal. Don't feel sorry and embarrassed. Things that are intense and complex about people you know and love are important and good to know. Lots of love from me. ** Misanthrope, Hi. I saw a thing on LPS's feed the made me think he either now has the PS4 or will be very happy when he gets it. Awww, sweet. The Father's Day thing. Aww. I don't even know which one Niall is. Hold on. Oh, him. Yeah, I don't get it at all. Which is exciting! ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, A. Oh, about a person looking for the missing person. Hm. I still need to think. Everyone, An addenda to Aaron Mirkin's question of yesterday. He's specifically looking for films that are about someone looking for a missing person that aren't thrillers. So please put your thinking caps back on or adjust them accordingly and tell him what comes up, okay? Thanks. Oh, d.l., right. I forget that the explanation for that moniker that I employ so often hasn't been laid out here for a long time. It stands for 'distinguished local'. The cold shoulder thing just totally sucks. It's like this kind of violent passive-aggressive power play or something. Ugh. ** Bill, Hi. Thanks about the escorts and their pursuers. Yeah, the pursuers were in pretty good form during the past month. Stressful, ugh, sorry. I saw a clip somewhere of recent X live, and, yeah, they're still pretty good, aren't they, surprisingly? Huh. Exene is indeed a teeny person. ** Okay. If you don't know the work of Christine Brooke-Rose, or even if you do, perhaps you will enjoy getting into a bunch of stuff about and from this particular book of hers. See you tomorrow.

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p.s. Hey. Honorable Flit and Honorable Misanthrope return with the second and, sadly, final portion of their Pop extravaganza today and, dare I say, it takes the top of the head off even more magically than did part one, I think, quite possibly. Give it everything you've got, folks. Respond to it in comment form with every linguistic turn that it allows you to access. Stuff like that. Hooray! Thank you, guest-hosting superstars! Now, you will have noticed that the p.s. ends early about an inch, slightly more, below these words. That's because I was suddenly informed last night that I am needed starting early-ish this morning until something like 8 pm tonight at a film-editing room in Boulogne where a record/document of Gisele Vienne's and my 'The Ventriloquist Convention' must be edited into final form today with Zac's and my assistance plus input. Hence, I can't do the p.s. today, I apologize. But I will catch up with the comments from yesterday and today bright and early tomorrow (Saturday) morning, I promise. So, again, please speak to and with Flit and Misanthrope, and include me too if you wish, and I will see you with all guns firing tomorrow.

liquoredgoat presents ... Maddie Ziegler Day


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Maddie Ziegler, all of thirteen and four feet nine inches, is possessed by the ghost of Kazuo Ohno: that haunted Japanese Butoh dancer who seeped movement through his woeful chalked face alone, even before your eyes move to his folding frame or contorted arms. Maddie's similarly ghosted face and the carefully constructed erratic tantrums of her body in Sia's music video trilogy betray a similar sense of desperation and dread mixed with beauty and absurdly distorted play. When she's slamming her head on a school desk in “Chandelier,” sucking her thumb and continuously reassembling her face in “Big Girls Cry,” or moving from animal rage to tender need inside a cage with Shia LeBouf in “Elastic Heart,” it's as if she has taken the isolation, chronic anxiety, alcoholic delirium, and paralyzing trauma alluded to in Sia's lyrics and allowed these emotions to possess the smallness of her body and lived experience until it overflows and compels her to seize, quake, run, leap, and collapse.

She's dancing, always, and not usually on those macabre sets and black screens she inhabits in the videos alluded to above, but in competitions and on an over the top reality show where the dancing is minimized in order to make room for the squabbles, spats, and manufactured drama. That's where she started, but her concerns and goals as a dancer, as an artist, have already moved beyond those banalities.

She's a dancer. She's also just another pretty teenage girl with friends who acts silly and takes selfies and posts videos of herself lip sinking to top 40 hits. She's also that ghost of Kazuo Ohno. Also a blue-eyed doll with an endearing overbite that came pirouetting out from Hans Bellmer's surreal closet. - liquoredgoat


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'Maddie Ziegler is 12. She's carrying an Edie Parker clutch, valued at upward of $1,000, but she's wide-eyed with surprise when told how expensive it is. And she stuffs her mouth with pizza, unaware that there's a splotch of tomato sauce on her cheek.'

'In other words, in many ways, Ziegler is your normal, average tween, freezing her way through Manhattan last month and exclaiming how excited she is to go to her first Fashion Week shows. Ask her about the past year, and she tells you about a few of the folks she has gotten to know as the leaping, jerking, jumping, twitching body interpreting the songs of singer Sia.'

'That's Ziegler, in a blond wig and nude leotard, making crazy eyes in the video Chandelier and in appearances on Saturday Night Live and the Grammys. She's a wunderkind on Lifetime's Dance Moms (Tuesdays, 9 ET/PT), but she has cut loose as the performer fronting Sia, who doesn't like to show her face.'

'Ziegler cavorted with Kristen Wiig at the Grammys: "It was the coolest experience, especially getting to do it with a non-dancer. She did really well. I think the crowd went really wild. That was definitely serious, and we put a lot of dedication and hard work into the piece. I thought she'd be doing funny things on the side. But no, she was full-on, full out."'

'She co-starred with Shia LaBeouf (they were caged together) in the singer's video Elastic Heart. "There was a lot of action, a lot of fighting going on with that video. (He) learned it really, really well," she says.'

'And she performed Chandelier with talk show host Jimmy Kimmel and his sidekick Guillermo, trying to teach them the routine: "They were very funny to work with. It was a more not-so-serious concept.''They had the leotards on. That was kind of, whatever," she says with a shrug.'

'The key to Ziegler's success, says Dance Moms instructor (and onscreen harridan) Abby Lee Miller, is that she's mature beyond her years.'

'"She's smart. She has great musicality. She's 100% focused on the task at hand, while other children — no names mentioned — may have one eye upstairs on the parents," Miller says. "Others may be socializing with friends. Maddie is focused on the teacher. Since the age of 4, Maddie's brain has kept her ahead of her peers. Maddie has had such a blast doing all these exciting things. I'm a little jealous I can't do them with her."'

' Ziegler connected with Sia in a very 21st-century way. '

'"She tweeted me. She tweeted that she's a fan of the show and I should be in her video. I thought it was fake. Who's Sia? She doesn't show her face. She doesn't put herself out there," Ziegler says. "She's so sweet. I was in L.A. at her house with her husband and her dogs. I'm like her family now. She treats me like a daughter. No one knows Sia is married. She has an Australian accent.” '

'Ziegler is adorably smitten when discussing their relationship.'

'"It's so cool. I don't even know how to explain it. After Chandelier— did you see my Dancing With the Stars performance? I was rehearsing for Ellen (DeGeneres) the first time, and Sia said, 'I want to make another music video, which was Elastic Heart, and I don't want to use anyone else.' We're all like a family."'

'She's a quick study: Ziegler took her first class at age 2 and recalls leaving a recital in tears because she wanted to be back on stage.'

'"They gave me three days to learn Chandelier. I don't need that long. I learned it in three hours."'

'She's less enthused about Dance Moms, where rivalry between kids and moms is as lurid as the sequined ensembles.'

'For fun, "I dance," she says. "I don't really do anything else. Or I hang out with my friends, all the girls on the show. They're my best friends."'

'Wait, what? On the show, they bicker constantly. There are tantrums, tears, outbursts.'

'“It's hard to do a reality show when there's so much crying and drama," she says. "The producers set it up to make us all yell at each other. You know how I said that moms do fight? The moms have a fake fight sometimes. Afterward they just start talking and laugh about it."'- USA Today


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INTERVIEW

How did you and Sia get hooked up for a second video?
We've always stayed in touch ever since the first Sia video because we became really close and we have such a nice bond. Sia just said, "Well, I don't want to have any other team," so she just kept everyone — same choreographer [Ryan Heffington], same everything. Because we're like a family now so she liked it this way, just us.

What is it that created such a strong bond between you two?
She was a fan of our show and, I don't even know, we kind of just clicked when we met. By the second day we were already, like, bestie.

When she told you that you'd be shooting this video with Shia, what was your reaction?
I was like, "Wait, who's Shia?" So I looked up pictures of him and I was like, "Oh, OK, he's familiar." Then they were like, "He was in Even Stevens and the movie Holes and I was just freaking out. I was like, "Oh my god, I'm having a Disney moment here."

Did he fit into the family of the video? Because it sounds like you guys were pretty tight.
He really did. Before we started the video Shia took me and my mom out to eat just to get to know each other because it'd be awkward just being like, "Hey, let's dance together," the first day, you know? It's kind of weird. So you have to build that bond.

How good of a dancer is he?
[Laughs] I was confused [when they told me he was in the video], I was like, "Wait, does he dance?" And they were like, "Ehhh, no." To be honest, he wasn't that bad at dancing. He gets it because he's an actor so he needs to learn to remember lines so it's the same with learning dances. I mean, it wasn't full dancing for him and even for me it wasn't full dancing. We did a lot of acting and a lot of running around and chasing each other. It was definitely one of the most tiring things I've ever done in my life.

It seemed emotionally challenging as well.
Oh my gosh, yes. At the end of the video, I don't know if you can see, but Shia cried. You could see a tear run down his face.

Was it intense to film? Or were you guys having fun on set?
We had fun on set definitely, but when we got into it he got super-serious. He was running around, he was punching the cage and screaming and doing a lot of push-ups. He just kept doing it and I was just standing there like, Uhh, does he always do this? I don't usually just see people screaming and getting into character; I was a little intimidated but I understood.

What kind of direction did Sia give you?
She wanted me to imagine I'm a wolf, and we'd been living in the cage for a while. That's why I'm always hissing in the video and chasing and crawling. He's just normal. In the beginning of the video I am the strong one, trying to beat him down, and then toward the end when he lifts me and throws me around and stuff, that's when he starts to battle me back. But by the end we've become friends, I guess you could call it.

I heard rumors that the video might be about Sia's relationship with her dad. Has she mentioned that?
No, she actually hasn't. I mean, I could ask her. The first video was about her life, but the second one, I'm not so sure, because you never know with Sia. She has the craziest stories and most amazing ideas.

Are you and Shia buddies now? Do you guys keep in touch?
I would say so. I mean, he texted me today and told me, "Brilliant job on the video." And I was like, "Who is this?" I don't even know how he got my number! He's like, "Shia." And I felt bad. I was like, "Oops, didn't realize that."

How has your life changed since the "Chandelier" video came out?
It's changed in so many different ways. I mean, now celebrities know who I am. When I saw Miley Cyrus and J.Lo [on the red carpet at the VMAs] I was like, "Hi, um, I'm Maddie, I don't know if you know me, I'm in the Sia video." They're like, "We've seen it." And I was like, Whoa, that is cool. Because, you know, I'm just a girl that lives in Pittsburgh. It's not a big deal at all. (Cosmopolitan)


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p.s. Hey. Your weekend in this realm is being extremely taken care of by the great creativity outsourcer and d.l. Liquoredgoat who has, courtesy of the divine intervention of his tastes and sense of fun, picked as his guest-post's star the rambunctious-seeming and talented charmer Maddie Ziegler. Please spend Saturday's best hours, and even Sunday's, using your eyes, ears, etc. as gobbling devices. Thanks. And thank you tremendously, Lg! ** Thursday ** David S. Estornell, Hello, lovely David. I feel like I have felt you out there. Oh, goodness, congratulations on your marriage! And to a French fella! Excellence through and through! Do let me now when/if you get over here, and hopefully I'll be there whenever that is. Love, me. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. He's not as trendy as Zizek, that's for sure. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. I'm happy she intrigued you. Me too, re: eschewing headphones, not always, but selectively. I don't think I ever watch movies on planes where the plot is more complicated to figure out than how to comb your hair. ** H, Hi. I'm pleased that she seems worth looking into. I understand what you mean about Derrida, yeah, from my outsider perspective. ** Tomkendall, Howdy, Tom. Tortoise made a new album? I didn't know that. Weird. Good weird. I really like those opening two paragraphs, sir! I love your writing, and it seems like t's really flying and interstellar there. Awesome! ** Steevee, Hi. Seems that 'Son of Saul' is so divisive it even briefly divided the atmosphere in this cozy place. Curious to read your thoughts. Everyone, Steevee has weighed in on the hot-button film Son of Saul. I don't know that Edward Wang film at all. Huh. Exciting! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I wish a recording of what you hear during your MRI scans could be uploaded into one of my gig posts. Everyone, BLUE EYES has grown a little more. Make haste. ** Aaron Mirkin, Much, much better. 'Meadowland' sounds very vaguely familiar. I don't know why I can't come up with an example for you since, in my mind's eyes, I feel like there must be no end of examples. I do seem to have developed a head cold yesterday, so that might be a culprit. ** Postitbreakup, Hi, Josh! Always so good to see you on these sadly rare occasions. Thank you for scoring 'Gone'. I don't even know where I am on Twitter. Stuff's good here. Stuff good there? Love, me. ** Misanthrope, You're in NYC. You'll probably see this when NYC is in your rear view, not that I know your blog checking habits, mind you. I hope you had the blast of all possible blasts. ** Rewritedept, Well, hey there Chris! It has been what feels like ages! Great to see you, man. So you're in a crush-friendly phase. The creative power of the unrequited crush is very underrated. I don't know if the creative power of the requited crush is overrated. I'm real good, busy, fighting a head cold at the moment, but, yeah, good. 'LCTG' will be released on DVD in the US, tentatively in April, but the date isn't set yet. It's getting released on DVD in Germany this week. It seems quite possible that Yo La Tengo would play here. ... and Dave Schramm, I'm not sure. Ugh, kidney stone, never had that problem, no, ugh, sorry. Be more present, yes, if it suits your purposes, yes! ** James, Hi there, James. I read 'Sleepless Nights', but a long, long time ago. I hardly remember it. I do remember it was quite good. Mm, the film you described does found familiar. Jeez, but its title and blog location are escaping me. Let me think. Let me see if I can think far enough to follow up on those thoughts with a search of my blog's past. If so, I'll let you know. Oh, wait, I should ask everyone. Everyone, Here's a question from James. I'm spacing on the answer. Do you any of you remember? Here he is: '[DC] mentioned a film a while back, maybe a few months ago, that is recent but was made to look like it was filmed in the seventies, where a man is picking up women in his car, and then the women are never seen or heard from again. It was supposed to be a kind of pseudo documentary, if I remember correctly? Can you please tell me what the name of that film was? Thank you!' ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Oh, belated music faves, Hold on while I read them. I don't know some of those recordings. I've written them down re: pursuit. You did very well for yourself on the live gig front, whoa! ** Friday ** James, Hi, Thanks for ponying up with an outlay of your enthusiasm to our deserved guest-hosts of yesterday! ** David Ehrenstein, Ha ha, well, thank you for that little concert co-featuring someone I once knew very well! Too well, perhaps. That's very nice and sweet about Dallesandro's spot in the Jane/Charlotte retro. ** Bernard Welt, No small task that. ** Misanthrope, Shit, I waved temporary goodbye to you peremptorily. Well, I'll just do it again. Oh, oh, oh, and thank you for that extravaganza yesterday that was, and will ever be, so ... there are no words ... that it even blew Bernard's mind. Bernard's blown mind is legendarily the golden goose. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. I'm going to see if there's enough available material online to put together a Mohsin Makhmalbaf Day over the weekend. It looks possible at an initial glance. Fingers crossed. ** Flit, Flit! It was genius. It truly was. I don't see any other way to describe it. It would change everything if everything would let it. ** Liquoredgoat, There you are. Thank you so much, Douglas. I'm very excited to know that the blog looks and reads the amazing ways it does this weekend. This is definitely a post where I wish I was a mind reader. Or at least a cam on the desktop/phone of this blog's visitors so I could see the looks on people's faces when they first see your post and then watch the looks evolve as their eyes become accustomed. Oh, cool. About your liking the Okokon and Shapednoise albums. Big up! ** _Black_Acrylic, Jedward! They never topped 'Lipstick', and, more particularly, their performance of 'Lipstick' at the Eurovision Song Contest, though, if you ask me. ** Kyler, Hi, K! Happy holidays! Even in Florida! Well, a bunch of Florida will be underwater in ten or fifteen years, if that's any consolation. Nice that your sister and you delocked horns. The Ramrod: subtle, ha ha. Happy Yule again and doubly to you, pal! ** Bill, Hi, B. Aw, you and your legendarily itchy attention span. What's not to love? About your attention span, not about the movie. Things are just things, ultimately. No? Yes, we finished editing what we needed to edit, hurrah. Thank you. ** Okay. Without further ado, I'll take my leave and let you guys commune one-on-one or, wait, one-on-two, with MZ and Lg until further notice. Further notice will be Monday. Not that you will need to stop your communing then, of course. Blah blah, have good weekends!

‘Rollercoaster Tycoon' Sadist Creates 210 Day-Long Hell Coaster


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'Gentlemen, I have done it. I have found a way to go slower than was ever thought possible.

'You may remember from a few threads ago I made a vintage cars that used all the object data on the largest map possible - The Wheel Of Life And Death. The slowest ride with the longest possible track. at the time time i though this was the slowest you could go but I found a way to go slower.

'When a roller coaster travels along a track of constant height its speed exponentially decays towards zero but never stops

'With this in mind I build a spiral track on the biggest map. The train comes out of the station and hits breaks with slow it down to 4mph. then it travels along the track, always losing speed but never stopping, until it gets to the center. where it rolls back and does the spiral again until it gets back to the station. Calculations show that it would take 210 days to finish. not in game days. real life days.

'Kairos - the slow

'Just for comparison. Mr. Bones takes about - 70 minutes to complete. Wheel of life - 60 hours (3600 minutes) and Kairos - 210 days (303383 minutes).” -- unnamed 4chan user


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'RollerCoaster Tycoon is a strange game. It was programmed by one man… in assembly language. The originals have stood the test of time in ways only the best 90s and early 2000s PC games do, even after a few sequels. That’s thanks not just to its solid foundation, but a creative fanbase that continues to output feats of engineering genius, from perfect roller coasters to viable microparks, but also, occasionally, an unrelenting doom coil of a ride that takes over 3,000 in-game years for unsuspecting guests to complete.

'At first glance, Kairos might look like a spiraling descent into the underworld, but it’s just the isometric perspective fooling you. The actual ride is built on the largest map in the game, with tracks wrapping flat around the perimeter and spiraling into the center of the level. From there, the cars are supposed to roll back, complete the spiral a second time, and reach the initial station at the start. Brakes at the beginning of the ride slow the cars down to 4 mph, making for some painfully slow speeds throughout as that number decreases.

'There’s no footage of Kairos outside of this Tumblr post documenting it, but you can see The Wheel of Life and Death, another creation by the same player, below—a fever dream of interlocking tracks like an eternal pattern in some abstract medieval hell.



The Wheel Of Life And Death


'The first roller coaster as torture device creation, and the most infamous of all, is probably Mr. Bones Wild Ride, popularized on a 4chan thread that first introduced the madness of its 70-minute duration through a series of screenshots.'-- Motherboard



Mr. Bones' Wild Ride


'On March 26th, 2012, an anonymous 4chan user started a thread in the /v/ (video games) board, which included several screen captures from the amusement park management simulation game Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. The images showed a 30,696 foot roller coaster track with 38 riders that took four years of in-game time to complete. The original poster (OP) provided greentext descriptions of the images, explaining that passengers were constantly yelling “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.” After the coaster ended, the passengers walked down a large path leading to another entrance to the ride, where they were greeted by an installation of a skeleton with a top hat and a sign reading “The ride never ends.” Prior to being archived, the thread accumulated over 325 responses.

'After the 4chan thread was posted, a creepy pasta surfaced about a user visiting the Busch Gardens theme park while on vacation, where he discovers a strange ride as he wanders the park. After getting on the ride, he notices a giant skeleton tipping his hat next to a sign which read Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride.

'On March 28th, 2012, Redditor lessonplan submitted a post to the /r/gaming subreddit titled “One does not simply get off of Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride,” which included several screenshots from the 4chan thread. Prior to being archived, the post received over 4,250 up votes and 225 comments. On April 3rd, FunnyJunk user SweatyAnReady submitted the same set of screenshots to the Internet humor site, which received over 19,500 views and 323 up votes within the next six months. On May 10th, a Facebook page for Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride was created, receiving 150 likes within the next five months. On May 22nd, a Mr. Bones thread was created in the /v/ board on 4chan, which received over 875 replies prior to being archived.'-- Know Your Meme


Etc.

Turkeyslam RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 - Euthanasia Coaster
This is the product of my friend and I getting hammered on strong booze. When I found out that the Twister Coaster allows launched lift hills.... we had to. This coaster is ten miles long and probably has strong enough G-forces to knock out and kill a whale.




PenguinCoastersProduction Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 - Wooden Rainbow Death Coaster




maciozo Here's another one. This time, everyone dies.




GamingVerified Roller Coaster Tycoon 3: Death Ride




guavagirliee Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Crash
RIP innocent minions :( creativity at its finest~






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p.s. Hey. ** Liquoredgoat, Thank you again so much, Douglas! It was one of the best, liveliest weekends around here in ages, and all the credit is yours, bud. Shit, I hope that wasn't my fuck up about the missing video. I apologize if it was. I only just saw your comment, otherwise I would have slipped it in while the weekend was current. I have done some Leve posts, well, at least one concentrated fully on, hm, maybe 'Autoportrait'? Wait. Yes, here. 'Suicide' is great too. Everything by him is very, very good to read. ** James, Hi, man. Huh, the possibility that the post would trigger the dirty old men inside viewers never even occurred to me. I must be getting ... something. The head cold is still hovering, but luckily just on the other side of becoming full-blown and destructive. What kind of low-wattage brain would rename a bar Apollo's. ** Kyler, Hi. Thanks for the link. Thanks to it, I now suspect that there might not be enough money in the world to get me to have a drink at Ramrod. ** David Ehrenstein, Ha. No Shia LaBoef for me. I'm a vegetarian. ** Flit, What? Thank you! I was just the forklift. It is kind of really great to see everybody talking and interacting and stuff here this weekend. Keep it up, if keeping it up is something one can will into being the case. ** Steevee, Hi. I don't know those Clipse songs. I don't think I've ever heard anything by him, come to think of it. You think I should, yes? ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, A. I hope my head cold stops flirting with me. I'm not interested. 'The Missing'? Hm, I'll investigate. Oh, nice, about him doing the Xiu Xiu cover. No online video evidence, I take it? Still, a man of sinuous taste, obviously. ** MANCY, Hi, Stephen! I got your book! It's so incredibly beautiful! Thank you so, so much for send it over to me. It's amazing! Cool, I'm glad my list encroached. I saw the TMT list, but the Quietus one. I'll head over there. Ha, it's true that there has been some weird, kind of vaguely interesting side-effect on my body. Not sure I can put my finger on it. I did find myself addressing some friends like I was a stand-up comic and they were 'the crowd' the other night. That was disconcerting. ** Sypha, I assume that was a rhetorical question, ha ha. Nope, haven't seen the new 'Stars Wars'. I'm not a 'SW' person, although I have seen all of the previous ones in one circumstance our another. If a friend wants to go, I'll go along. Otherwise, it'll be waiting for me in the menu on my next plane flight. I quite liked 'Looper'. I didn't see 'Brick'. Hm, yeah, the new 'Star Wars' sounds very star-wars-y in your review. Which is a good or at least comforting thing or something, I guess? ** _Black_Acrylic, Top of the morning to you, Benster. ** Bill, Hi. It was a sweet yearlong gigs list. Mine could fit on a few fingers, weirdly, and Stephen O'Malley would be involved in at least a sub-few out of the few. Trip? Oh, it's Xmas, right. I keep trying to forget, ha ha. Where to? To where some portion of your family is, right? Such powers of deduction. Where's my gold star? My weekend was very work-y, but it paid off. Thank you. ** Etc etc etc, Hi, Casey. Well not speeding exactly but speed-inching maybe. 'The Ventriloquist Convention' is very close to being set for an October '16 NYC engagement. I personally am not going heavy on Xmas, and barely even weakly. I'll give out a couple of presents and eat a buche. Otherwise, I have ongoing work deadlines that'll compensate. But I am trying to wander about in the decorated and be-lit city in the night hours while I can. I am indeed very glad to hear that you're testing out gif workage, yes! Would love, naturally, to see what you do if it's something that goes public. I don't think I've ever been more than a casual fan/reader of Pound, although, yeah, it's great stuff, obviously. Maybe there's something heavy and thick about the tone and style of his poems that doesn't sparkle for me. I don't know. I really like willfully obscure stuff. That's definitely not a problem re: him at all. Well, yes, I second your idea of coming back to Paris, of course. ** Misanthrope, Hi. I know, interesting and great about how the comments arena got all friendly and stuff this weekend. Breakthrough? We'll see. Very happy that NYC and you guys got along so well. Well, I saw her dancing in the clips Lg included. I always scour every guest-post. Yeah, I admired her dancing and her. ** Okay. Cool, you guys. Here's hoping that today's post doesn't push your mute button. Have at it, please. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on ... Ingeborg Bachmann Malina (1971)


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'Malina illustrates more elaborately and graphically than the short stories of The Thirtieth Year (1961) and even those of Three Paths to the Lake (published in German as Simultan in 1972) Ingeborg Bachmann’s concept of a “utopia of language.” She developed this notion in five important lectures given at the University of Frankfurt in 1959-60. In her fifth lecture, she notably observes that literature “cannot itself say what it is.” Then, appealing implicitly to the Heideggerean analysis of the anonymous “one” (the German word man), she adds that literature “presents itself as a thousand-fold, many-thousand-year-old affront to ‘bad language’ (schlechte Sprache),” by which she means badly made, mediocre, ordinary, daily language. In her view, “life possesses only this schlechte Sprache,” against which writers must oppose a “utopia of language,” even when the language they forge ultimately depends closely on the present and its mediocre speech. Even though the failure to achieve this ideal is inevitable, literature should “be praised for its desperate march toward this Language . . . [which] offers humanity a reason to hope.”

'Having written her doctoral dissertation on Heidegger’s existential philosophy, Bachmann was also fully cognizant of his idea of a genuine writer’s or poet’s getting unterwegs zur Sprache (“on the way to Language”). And it is as a description of how a writer “heads toward Lan-guage” that Malina, as a meta-novel, must also be read.

'Yet herein lies another paradox. This principal, most significant activity of the narrator’s life cannot be observed; the novel can only attempt to help us see what cannot be seen. In her acceptance speech for the Anton-Wildgans-Preis, received in 1972, Bachmann pointedly commented: “I exist only when I am writing. I am nothing when I am not writing. I am fully a stranger to myself, when I am not writing. Yet when I am writing, you cannot see me. No one can see me. You can watch a director directing, a singer singing, an actor acting, but no one can see what writing is.” In this sense, the narrator and perhaps also Malina are “nothing,” “no one,” in the novel. At best, they are apparitions or strangers. They exist authentically only in what is unstated, in what cannot be told. Bachmann leaves us with the redoubtable task of grasping their essence “behind the novel,” as vital sources that can be intuited yet not named.

'Heading toward language thereby implies pushing words to their limits, nearing them to the ineffable; analogously, of driving the self to its frontiers and perhaps beyond. And in this regard, the ominous pronouncements (“the boundaries of my language mean the boundaries of my world”; “of that which one cannot speak, one must remain silent”) of another salient Viennese personality likewise underlie the very conception and narrative processes of Malina. In her essay on Wittgenstein, Bachmann notably praises the philosopher’s “despairing pains with the inexpressible (das Unaussprechliche), [pains] which charge the Tractatus with tension.” This same tantalizing tension characterizes Malina from beginning to end.

'Bachmann’s deep struggle with the German language was, appropriately enough, waged while she was in voluntary exile from her native Austria. Her poem “Exile” bears witness to both her status as a “woman without a country” (even as the narrator’s passport, in Malina, has the addresses crossed out three times) and to her taking shelter, though a polyglot, in her unique possession: “the German language / this cloud about me / that I keep as a house / drive through all languages.” Much of her career was spent in Rome, a city in which she had to live in order to write about Vienna and its Hungary Lane. She once flatly quipped: “I feel better in Vienna because I live in Rome.”

'This Roman retreat enabled Bachmann to compose the preeminent modern Viennese novel. The city is obliquely present even in the almost unbearably long second chapter—otherwise set “Everywhere and Nowhere”—because it is entitled “The Third Man,” in homage to Carol Reed’s 1949 film. In Malina, distant parallels with the film are drawn often. In The Third Man, an American writer seeks to track down his friend Harry Lime (whom Orson Welles memorably played) in postwar Vienna. He eventually learns that his friend has become a black-market dealer in penicillin. Rather similarly, Ivan’s profession is never clear. “He pursues his neatly ordered affairs in a building on the Kärtnerring,” writes Bachmann, “an Institute for Extremely Urgent Affairs, since it deals with money.” The film is, moreover, accompanied by Anton Karas’s haunting zither melody, even as music plays an essential role throughout Malina (and especially in the third section, where the author adds Italian musical terms to illustrate how the dialogues should be read). Like the death at the end of The Third Man, Malina abruptly concludes in a murder. Yet is this murder a real or a psychological one?

'In contrast to the timeless “today” and the explicit Viennese setting of the first and third sections, in the second part of Malina“Time no longer exists at all.” “It could have been yesterday,” the narrator explains, “it could have been long ago, it could be again, it could continually be, some things will have never been. There is no measure for this Time, which interlocks other times, and there is no measure for the non-times in which things play that were never in Time.” This non-time is that of dreaming, when “the basic elements of the world are still there, but more gruesomely assembled than anyone has ever seen.” The narrator recounts chilling nightmares involving her father, Nazism, death camps, electric-shock therapy, and much more. At one point, she shouts: “A book about Hell!” This dire avowal surely designates, alas not the intensely desired Exult, Be Jubilant, but rather the book that “I” must ultimately come to terms with and write. The dark book, which cannot promise facile redemption but which tries to align “true sentences.” In other words, Malina—which Ingeborg Bachmann did write.'-- John Taylor, Context #13



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Further

Ingeborg Bachmann @ The Institute of Modern Languages
'Reading Ingeborg Bachmann'
Ingeborg Bachmann Website
The Ingeborg Bachmann Forum
'EXSULSATE JUBILATE: READING "MALINA"'
'"Le Temps du coeur. Correspondance", d'Ingeborg Bachmann et Paul Celan : lettres d'amour en Poésie'
'Understanding Ingeborg Bachmann'
'Theirs was an unlikely friendship'
'Expressing the Dark'
'LA TRENTIÈME ANNÉE (EXTRAIT), PAR INGEBORG BACHANT'
'Ingeborg Bachmann and the Mad Men'
'The Use and Abuse of Feminist Criticism: Ingeborg Bachmann'
'INGEBORG BACHMANN & PAUL CELAN: HEART’S TIME, A CORRESPONDENCE'
Cafe Ingeborg Bachmann
'"If We Had the Word": Ingeborg Bachmann, Views and Reviews
'THE LIMITS OF LANGUAGE', Marjorie Perloff on Ingeborg Bachmann
'Gender, the Cold War, and Ingeborg Bachmann'
'DARKNESS SPOKEN'
Buy 'Malina'



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Extras


Eine Folge RÜCKBLENDE - DIE SCHRIFTSTELLERIN INGEBORG BACHMANN


Ingeborg Bachmann reads '(A Paean) To the Sun' (1961)


Ingeborg Bachmann reads 'Exile' (1961)


Ingeborg Bachmann 'Mein Vogel' (1961)


'Portrait von Ingeborg - Ähnlichkeiten mit Ingeborg Bachmann'



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Werner Schroeter Malina (1991)
'Malina is a 1991 German-Austrian drama film directed by Werner Schroeder and starring Isabelle Huppert. The screenplay was adapted by Elfriede Jelinek from Ingeborg Bachmann's 1971 novel Malina. Like Bachmann's novel, the film is an incredibly complex drama on the nature of insanity and to watch it, especially in the beginning, is quite a labour. A woman believes that she is a writer and all her men are fruits of her ill consciousness or personages of her unwritten book or alter egos of her split imagination. And episode after episode her consciousness keeps deteriorating more and more but the end breaks everything once again so all that was happening comes up in absolutely different light and changes its meaning. Malina is an anagram of ‘animal’ and it isn’t accidental but symbolic to the entire surrealistic content of the film. Malina is utterly unique, having many layers of narration and visualization.'-- collaged



the entire film


Interview with Elfriede Jelinek (on Ingeborg Bachmann)



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Poems

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The Drugs, The Words

Said it,
and the toad leapt
onto the table,
blew the match out
and the lightning
struck under the table,
lifted the glass,
and the drop
spilled into the sea,
meaning tears,
none of them dried,
which means a sea,
something quite other,
though there's only one,
suffering not being
the worst thing
to popes, to ideas,
to states, but rather
a torture for the sane.

The sick know
that a color, a breath of air,
a hard step, indeed a
whimper of grass in the world
turns the heart inside
the body, causing them to hope
for peace the more they sense
war, as the war goes on.
They love
the white uniforms
of the nurses.
They hope that
from the white
something good will come.
They are not
white at all.



Enigma

Nothing more will come.

Spring will no longer flourish.

Millennial calendars forecast it already.

And also summer and more, sweet words

such as “summer-like”–

nothing more will come.

You mustn’t cry,

says the music.

Otherwise

no one

says

anything.



The Bridges

Wind tightens the ribbon drawn across bridges.

The sky grinds on the crossbeams
with its darkest blue.
On this side and that our shadows
pass each other in the light.

Pont Mirabeau … Waterloo Bridge …
How can the names stand
to carry the nameless?

Stirred by the lost
that faith could not carry,
the river’s drumbeat awakens.

Lonely are all bridges,
and fame is as dangerous for them
as it is for us, yet we presume
to feel the tread of stars
upon our shoulders.
Still, over the slope of transience
no dream arches us.

It’s better to follow the riverbanks,
crossing from one to another,
and all day keep an eye out
for the official to cut the ribbon.
For when he does, he’ll seize the sun’s scissors
within the fog, and if the sun blinds him,
he’ll be swallowed by fog when he falls.



No Delicacies

Should I
dress up a metaphor
with an almond blossom?
Crucify syntax
on a trick of light?
Who will beat their brains
over such superfluities -



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Book

Ingeborg Bachmann Malina
Portico Paperbacks

'First published in Austria in 1971, this work gained quick acceptance into the canon of modern Austrian and women's literature. It concerns a triangle consisting of the narrator (an unnamed woman writer in Vienna), her lover (Ivan), and her alter-ego and male roommate (Malina) and culminates in her murder. Experimental in form and lyrical in style, this sometimes difficult novel explores the limits of language and the enigma of time--major themes in Austrian literature at least since the turn of the century. The role of gender in identity and personality is also considered. Malina was originally conceived as the "overture" to a trilogy entitled Ways of Dying, which remained incomplete at the time of the author's death in 1973.'-- Library Journal

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Excerpts

1 Hello. Hello?

2 I, who else then

3 Yes, of course, excuse

4 How am I? And you?

5 I don't know. Tonight?

6 I hear you so poorly

7 Poorly? What? You can then

8 I can't hear you well, can you

9 What? Is something?

10 No, nothing, you can even later

11 Of course, I'd better call you later

12 I, I should actually with friends

13 Yes, if you can't, then

14 That's not what I said, only if you can't

15 In any case we'll talk on the phone later

16 Yes, but around six o'clock, because

17 But even that is too late for me

18 Yes, for me too actually, but

19 Maybe today doesn't make any sense

20 Did someone come in?

21 No, only now Frau Jellinek is

22 I see, you're not alone any more

23 But later please, definitely please!


*

It was on the Glan bridge. It was not the Sea promenade.

It was not on the Glan bridge, not on the Sea promenade, it was also not on the Atlantic in the night. I only travelled through this night, drunk, toward the worst night.


*

While we talk I can never allow myself to think that in an hour we will be lying on the bed or toward evening or very late at night, because otherwise the walls could suddenly be glass, the roof could suddenly be removed. Extreme self-control lets me accept Ivan’s sitting opposite me at first, silently smoking and talking. Not one word, not one gesture of mine betrays what is now possible and what will continue to be possible. One moment it’s Ivan and myself. Another moment: we. Then right away: you and I. Two beings devoid of all intentions toward each other, who do not want coexistence… I propagate myself with words and also propagate Ivan. I beget a new lineage, my union with Ivan brings that which is willed by God into the world. Firebirds Azurite Immersible flames Drops of jade.


*

A-North in the county jail was the suicide watch ward. The lights never went off. I was up there for the duration of my 10 ½ months because I had never been locked up before and had a history of depression and anxiety—the State didn’t want me to die on their watch; they wanted to beef up their resumes by sentencing me to Life Without Parole.

There was a rumor that if you attempted suicide, you got to go to the state hospital in Kalamazoo where the inmate could smoke and have his own space while being evaluated. It was a seductive dream, one that apparently got the best of a little motor-mouthed meth cook whose name I don’t remember, but who reminded me of a troll.

One afternoon he strung himself up on the bars with a bed-sheet. But he was facing outward, toward the hall. I had never tried to hang myself, but I didn’t think he was doing it right. If he was facing out, didn’t that put the pressure on the back of his neck? The deputies cut him down and he was back in the cell an hour or so later. No state hospital, no cigarettes. I said something smart-alecky about his attempt, something like, “Maybe if you hadn’t done it backwards, they would have believed you, you fucking idiot.” I knew I was looking at life and had little compassion for someone who was going to do 3-5 at maximum. He said, “Alright, let’s go,” so I jumped off my top bunk, raised my fists (I had taken boxing at the Y for a year or so) and began jabbing him between the eyes with quick lefts. I contend that I would have whipped him good, except he grabbed a hold of me and switched the fight to a wrestling match mixed with punching.

I had a black eye for awhile. My kids saw my black eye when they next visited and they worried. I promised them I would never get into another fight. And I haven’t. Which is almost certainly for the best because it hurts to get hit and you have to go around explaining to everyone why your face is all marked up. The talking you have to do is not worth the trouble. It’s not worth anything.


*

It seems to me then, that his quietness is due to the fact that I am for him too unimportant and familiar a person, as if he had ruled me out, a waste, a superfluous incarnation, as if I were only made out of his rib and always dispensable to him, but also an unavoidable dark history, which his history wants to accompany and complement, but which he delimits and separates from his own clear history.


*

My father wears the blood-stained white butcher's apron in front of a slaughterhouse at dawn, he wears the red executioner's cloak and climbs the steps, he wears silver and black with black boots in front of an electric barbed-wire fence, in front of a loading ramp, in a watch tower, he wears his costume for the riding whips, for the shoulder rifles, for the shot-in-the-neck pistols, in the worst night the costumes are worn, blood-stained and horrible.

And?

My father, who does not have the voice of my father, asks from afar:

And?

And I say over a long distance, because we come ever farther apart and farther apart and farther:

I know who you are.

I have understood everything.


*

Steps, Malina's incessant steps, quieter steps, the most quiet steps. A standing still. No alarm, no sirens. No on comes to help. Not the ambulance and not the police. It is a very old wall, a very strong wall, from which no one can fall, which no one can break open, from which nothing can be heard again.

It was murder.




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p.s. Hey. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, David. I didn't know of '45 Years' until you mentioned it. I just searched around for info, and it looks very interesting. I'll try to find it. ** Tomkendall, Hey, Tom. Oh, I meant every word. Thank you for saying that. Hugs from France-central. ** Sypha, Hi. I was probably too old to go gaga over the 'Star Wars' movies. They were just okay (1st one) to pretty good (2nd one) to bad (3rd one) blockbusters to me. I remember that you said your mom liked Greg Lake, or I think I remember that. Well, I guess at least she can be happy that she didn't groupie-up to him and end up marrying him in his heyday, I guess. ** Steevee, Hi. Oh, I managed to make a Mohsin Makhmalbaf Day. Coming up at the first of the year. See what you think. Well, then I'll definitely get 'Hell Hath No Fury'. Huh, cool. Thank you! Curious what you'll think of Ligotti. I've still only read a very little of his fiction. And, bizarrely, I have never read any Bolaño. I suppose it's high time. ** _Black_Acrylic, You sure could get a lot of work done while riding that Hell coaster. Well, writing, I guess I mean. Sucks about the starving to death part. Enjoy Leeds! Any sirenic Xmas attractions, failed or otherwise, in your hood or nearish by? ** Liquoredgoat, Mm, boysenberry tea. Boysenberry anything. Knotts's boysenberry pie is insane. Six Flags is where you need to go, I'll say. Coaster-wise. It has 'Full Throttle', my pick for the best roller coaster in the world. And other gems. That scene in 'Guide' about the guys on acid doing that re: the reef is absolutely true and lifted straight from my own life. It was very, very strange. ** Misanthrope, I thought you didn't like Troye Sivan. Or maybe it was his song? Or maybe that was Sypha? I forget what he looks like. Hold on. Jeez, man, he looks he's about 12 years old. Is he, or is he not and is it that you're just into his illusion of underage-ness? Oh, that's funny that I just wrote that and the next thing in your comment is about friends icking-out re: your taste in young guys. Ha ha. I don't remember any friends having said something like that to me, no. They could have thought it, I guess. When I was in high school, George Miles's parents were ongoingly freaked out about our closeness 'cos he was three years younger than me. That's the only case that springs to mind. ** MANCY, Hey! The Quietus list was pretty good. The Wire one is very good, no surprise. I'll look for the Locrian one. I'm FB friends with Terrence, so I can probably find it in his feed. Happy Tuesday! ** Aaron Mirkin, Hi, Aaron. I saw the link, but I wasn't very awake yet when I saw it, but I am now, so I'll click it shortly. Thank you! I have never seen Degrassi. I hardly even know what it is. Well, I know generally what it is. I would be ultra-receptive if someone wants to do a Degrassi post. That would be instructive among other things. ** Rewritedept, Hi. Oh, okay, then I guess that, if they come here, he'll be in tow. I'll watch the listings. I haven't seen YLT live in, gosh, forever. I don't even have a hardcover of 'The Sluts'. I think I only glimpsed one from a distance once. Being mum about new projects can work. It can be the right kind of fuel. Stuff on my end is good, just ongoing busyness. This really big French TV channel, from which top level people saw and loved 'The Ventriloquists Convention' and expressed great interest in considering the 'spin-off' TV series that Zac and I are writing for Gisele, just got the script of Episode 1 and some notes on the subsequent two episodes, so I/we are crossing our fingers tightly that they'll buy the TV series based on that or will at least like Episode 1 enough to want to see the full script, which Zac and I will be spending our Xmases working on. That's one of the occupiers of my end. ** H, Hi. Glad you're enjoying Proust. Everyone in the world with any brains seems to. My head cold is still in threatening-to-attack mode. It's annoying, but t's better than it having launched a full attack on me. So far. That mobile sounds nice! ** Okay. Today I'm again doing my best to interest you in a book that you might possibly not already know. See you tomorrow.

Jem Cohen Day


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'Jem Cohen hates indie films. “Indie is like a bin in a record store that people can reach into and go through to find Arcade Fire.” He winces. “It’s the work of people who want to make big movies, but don’t have the means. There are a million fucking indie films out there – all recognisable and comfortable. It’s actually easier to stand out by making something weird and idiosyncratic out of necessity, rather than through trying to please some establishment.”

'Independence in film: that’s a different matter. Over the course of 30 years, Cohen, born in 1962, has built up a striking body of work – intuitively edited, sonically rich assemblages that evoke places and the ghosts of places, spots and fragments of time, the stolen and sometimes subversive poetry of daily life, snapshots of social defiance, visions of ragged beauty. It is the aesthetics of salvage, often made using supposedly obsolete formats such as Super 8 and 16mm, that preserve the traces of memories, dreams and communities that are often overlooked in the American mediascape.

'Cohen is sitting in the kitchen of his ground-floor apartment in what, when he moved in 16 years ago, was Brooklyn’s scruffily industrial Gowanus neighbourhood. Outside his window, where until recently homes for low-income locals stood, a 14-storey condominium is going up. “The light is blocked and I find that very bleak,” he says. “But I can’t respond to that with defeat or only sorrow.” This is typical Cohen: blending grief and defiance, elegy and quiet resistance. It’s understandable coming from someone who found his stride “when I realised I had nothing to do with the film industry and they wanted nothing to do with me”.

'Cohen brings to his films the sensibility of a rueful outsider. Lost Book Found was made in 1996, when Mayor Rudy Giuliani had begun slicking up New York into the brandscape it resembles today. It is a ghostly, supremely atmospheric series of images that capture faded deli signs, local shopfronts, and the shadows of old neighbourhoods. Assembled from footage shot over a number of years, and looking as if it has been exhumed from some archaeological mound, the film boasts a narrator who declares: “As I became invisible, I began to see things that had once been invisible to me.”

'Chain, from 2004, is a moody hybrid of documentary and fiction about two women: a motel-cleaner getting by on a minimum wage and a Japanese scout travelling through the US in search of potential theme-park sites. Influenced by Nickel and Dimed, undercover journalist Barbara Ehrenreich’s book about her attempts to get by as a low-wage worker in America, the film is a highly recognisable evocation of the loneliness and centre-less nature of post-industrial life.

'The more recent Museum Hours, meanwhile, starred the singer Mary Margaret O’Hara as a Canadian tourist visiting Vienna’s Kunsthistorisches Museum. It homed in on details in famous paintings to create a luminous meditation on art, friendship, Vienna and even palliative care. While recognising that it sounded “impossibly rarefied”, the Guardian called it “one of those rare films that may change the way you view the world”.

'Cohen’s earliest years were spent in Kabul, where his father worked for the US Agency for International Development. “Theoretically, I don’t have any graspable memories of Afghanistan, yet I think the landscape you initially encounter is imprinted in some special way. I always felt like someone who moved around a lot. I depend on travel because it throws the eye into a state of constant discovery.

'“Later, when we settled in Washington DC, the Vietnam war was constantly in the background. I was going to peace marches and feeling dubious about what my government was doing. It was the Watergate years. I had none of that, ‘My country: love it or leave it.’ I went to a DC public school. Most whites had abandoned them and I’d watch the white kids who were left getting the shit kicked out of them. But soon I wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere else. My mom set up clubs. She reported teachers who were blatantly racist to the school’s governing body, who shared her letter with the teachers. They immediately tried to sue her for $250,000. The American Civil Liberties Union defended her. Only at the last moment did the teachers drop their case.”

'Music was as important as film for the young Cohen. He grew up listening to the Beatles and the Stones, then later to John Coltrane and Jimi Hendrix, in whose experimentalism he gleaned “an idea of American possibility that had to do with radical individualism”. DC was a stronghold of punk and hardcore – and home to the band Fugazi, about whom he made Instrument, filmed over 11 years and released in 1999. Their DIY ethic, zine networks and inclusive ethos (they insisted on cheap tickets and shows for all ages)has informed his own film-making. In recent years, he has collaborated with other independent bands such as The Ex, Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Dirty Three for whom, he says, “the common denominator is some kind of dedication to freedom”.

'Despite making 70 films to date, and boasting an ever-growing international profile, Cohen has received only one American grant since 2004. “There’s little governmental support for what I do in the United States,” he says, citing as a possible explanation his lack of interest in “a dominant strain of the so-called documentary movement that’s based around advocacy. Foundations want to be able to turn to their boards and say, ‘We changed something. We proved somebody was innocent. We rallied this community.’ There’s an increased pressure to have documentaries conform to certain formulae regarding three-act structures, character, satisfactions of the storytelling arc.”'-- Sukhdev Sandhu



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Further

Jem Cohen Films
Jem Cohen @ IMDb
' Jem Cohen watches the world through a camera lens'
'Looking and Listening: Jem Cohen on "Counting"'
Jem Cohen @ Video Data Bank
'Jem Cohen Explains Why 'Museum Hours' Will Help You Grapple With Art and Life'
'Jem Cohen: Punk-Rock Nature'
Jem Cohen interviewed @ Tiny Mix Tapes
Jem Cohen @ MUBI
'Just Hold Still: A Conversation with Jem Cohen'
'Filmmakers and Their Global Lens: Jem Cohen'
'Jem Cohen by Lucy Raven'
'Counting Echoes with Jem Cohen'
'There’s Too Much Music in Films'
'JEM COHEN'S MEDIUM IS THE MESSAGE'
'Forget story, plot and character'
'Jem Cohen discusses his newsreels about Occupy Wall Street'
'punk is the word on the door'
'Is Jem Cohen the best underground filmmaker you’ve never heard of?'
'Jem Cohen on Chris Marker'
'The right combination of sound and image: Jem Cohen and Guy Picciotto'
'THE POETRY OF THE STREET – THE FILM AND FLANERIE OF JEM COHEN'



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Extras


Jem Cohen's Ground-Level Artistry


American Originals Now: Jem Cohen: Curious Visions


Jim Cohen Interview 2005


Jem Cohen: Doc Talks 2012



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Interview

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THE WHITE REVIEW: You once described the culture of music videos as ‘a polluted river’.

JEM COHEN: Well, I used that analogy when introducing work at a recent London screening, a benefit for the Horse Hospital. I was showing a new film that incorporates a song by the Evens, and because I’ve had a lot of problems with music video I wanted to open up why, in spite of reservations, I was putting my images together with a song. So I came up with that line. The truth is, I have a history of collaborative projects with musicians and a few of those were made under the rubric of music video gigs, but I never considered myself a ‘music video director’ and I always found that to be a troubling designation because, generally, I deeply dislike music videos. I was loath that night, and I’m hesitant now to spend a lot of time repeating a spiel which I think can get obvious or redundant about why I don’t like what happened to the conjunction of music and film, largely because of the music video ‘industry’.

So, as a form of shorthand, I just said: ‘Music video is a very polluted river, but they don’t own the river, they just own the pollution.’ By that I meant that the distortions imposed by a commercial industry needn’t dictate how filmmakers conjoin sound with image. There are lots of other routes to take. For example, I just did a project with Jim White {from Dirty Three and Cat Power, among others} and George Xylouris, a live document of them playing, actually making music. It has some other material cut in, but it’s primarily a truly simple record of musicians actually doing what they do, whereas music videos have almost never been a record of musicians doing what they do. I’m not saying there weren’t creative or interesting music videos; I grant that there were a few, but why such a minority?

Last year I did WE HAVE AN ANCHOR (2013), the multi-projection piece about Cape Breton which has a big band; before that there was EVENING’S CIVIL TWILIGHT IN EMPIRES OF TIN (2008), for many years I’ve made films for the Godspeed You! Black Emperor shows, and so on. The union of film and music doesn’t have to be advertising or cliche-ridden or insulting to musicians or women or whoever they’re usually insulting. Sometimes I want to use music in my films; though just as often I don’t want any – MUSEUM HOURS, for example, has no score in the body of the film. But that choice should be my free consideration, outside of the taint of the ‘music video’ label, in the MTV sense of the term. So, it’s one part of my history but I do feel the need to clarify. I avoid making commercial work in general. I don’t like the idea of making ads. Some could argue that music videos done for hire are commercial work and that, by default, one doesn’t have complete control over them, but I still think there’s a line that can be drawn. And anyhow, music videos are such a small part of what I’ve done.

THE WHITE REVIEW: Music is, in a sense, present in MUSEUM HOURS. The narrator is a self-described former punk, stating at the beginning of the film, ‘I’ve had my share of loud, so now I have my share of quiet.’

JEM COHEN: Punk was one of life’s great portals for me, from very liberating high school encounters with radical entities like the Cramps and Bad Brains to renegade history and economics lessons sung by the Mekons, the Minutemen, or the Ex. I don’t think punk can or should be pinned down as just a youth thing or a loud/fast thing. I see punk spirit in Thoreau’s refusals to conform and in photos by Helen Levitt. I like to think that the museum guard’s punk days may have served to open his mind more than to narrow it, and I believe that humans are humans regardless of the age they live in, or of their own age. Ways of seeing tend to come around. Heavy metal fans, for example, have a predisposition to understanding Hieronymus Bosch.

THE WHITE REVIEW: Many of your Occupy Newsreels feature some of the live music from Zuccotti Park {the site of the Occupy Wall Street protest camp}, or from the assemblages further uptown.

JEM COHEN: Music is always a beautiful part of resistance movements; a great, necessary tradition.

THE WHITE REVIEW: Is that something you wanted to chronicle for the purposes of reviewing two, three, four years down the line? ‘Newsreel’ has a certain connotation.

JEM COHEN: The term was intended with a grain of salt. I made no pretense of objectivity or ‘news’ – though most actual newsreels and news aren’t at all objective either, of course. I also just wanted to participate, to be one of the numbers when heads were counted. But I do have a great urge to document, and that’s kind of my way of experiencing a lot of things. I started to go from the very first day but was initially disappointed and put-off. Then Occupy latched on and stuck and I got very curious and started going and shooting as much as I could. It was simultaneously thrilling and fascinating and frustrating. Eventually I had a conversation with the programmer at the IFC Center movie theatre, and he asked what filmmakers were doing.

I expressed that there were about a million cameras there, that some people were doing on-site, collaborative advocacy pieces while others were coming in from outside. I assumed there’d be a lot of long-form documentaries, although few seem to have seen the light of day. But when he asked, ‘What about newsreels?’ I said, ‘Well, if I make newsreels, will you show them?’ And he said ‘yeah.’ That was very exciting. I started turning them around right away, and having them projected in five theatres at the IFC, and they ran for the months that Zuccotti Park existed. So I had to quickly explore the idea of what newsreels had been and could be, and mine also became a way of tipping my hat to a tradition that was important to me, of other filmmakers who had done politically engaged work that was generally not propagandistic, work that had a lot to do with both observation and radical form, people who weren’t just making kind of predictable advocacy-tools that are often a bit formulaic. Because, let’s face it, formulas can be affective, at least in terms of grabbing viewers, but they don’t usually make for really good films.

One thing that happened that I thought was both interesting and disturbing was that some people, probably with good intentions, wanted to make very slick pieces in support of Occupy – to put up on YouTube and stuff, basically commercials for the movement. They looked like ads, which isn’t surprising since some were made by people who worked in advertising. They made me very uneasy. I understood that people were trying to speak the language they thought would have the maximum mass appeal, and they might have been right about that. But I think it’s a problem to speak commercial language when you’re trying to be part of a resistance that’s inherently against market dominance and the corporate mindset. To make something that looks like a Coke ad but happens to be for Occupy, is, well, it might get a lot of hits on so-called social media, but there’s still a problem there. I tried to stay outside of both that territory and the strictly advocacy-based approach, and since I was working solo, I was thankful that my work didn’t have to be vetted by anybody, including the non-commercial media collectives – God bless them, don’t get me wrong. I’m glad they were down there doing very important, gutsy work – but that wasn’t the role that I chose. I did collaborate with Guy Picciotto on the music.

Commercialism does have a vernacular. It has particular forms. If you’re going make stuff because you are interested in and believe in what Occupy was at least trying to get at, or circling around, or, in their own varied ways, attending to, then isn’t it more appropriate to try to do it in the spirit of the thing? And that resistant spirit is something that can guide you towards a new, different vernacular. I shouldn’t say a ‘new’ one, actually, which neglects a whole tradition and seems too definitive. A radical approach can and maybe should be an uncertain one, because uncertainty relates to ambiguity, even to embracing a kind of ambivalence that can be part of a healthy movement. If you don’t recognise the ambivalence and the frustrations then you’re not being realistic and you’re going to be very, very disappointed when the movement crashes. Because it’s going to crash. And then it’s going to get back up. But you can’t help it get back up just by pretending, by glossing over the beautiful ambiguities that the world is really made of.

THE WHITE REVIEW: But those contradictions are very hard for people to face, aren’t they?

JEM COHEN: I don’t know; are they hard to face in my newsreels? I think they’re in there. They aren’t dominant, but they’re present. You see tired, frustrated people, people taking some avenues that are problematic. And you see beautiful, romantic innocence. And you also see difficult work and intelligent logistical solutions that lead to the complete transformation of a piece of New York geography that, before Occupy, no one could imagine being transformed in that way. A genuine reclamation of space; an embrace and investigation of what it means for space to become truly public. I tried to show a lot of different things, but you’re not told the meaning, you’re not told, ‘This is all great or all terrible.’ You’re not told, ‘Look at this and you’ll come away thinking this’. And when I used music, it doesn’t just tell you what to feel.

THE WHITE REVIEW: It’s funny discussing this while there’s a Chris Marker retrospective up the street. You’ve paid homage to him before, correct? What about the Dziga Vertov Group?

JEM COHEN: One of my newsreels was dedicated to Marker (aka Krasna Sandor) and one to Vertov – I was thinking about them as individuals rather than of the Vertov Group – Godard and Gorin and that crew, so, yes and no. Vertov – one of my favourite filmmakers – intended and was expected to make propaganda but he was such a creative, complex filmmaker that he migrated towards something else, and eventually he paid the price. He was too free-thinking to make socialist-realist propaganda in the way the Comintern or whoever wanted. His plan was to invent a new language for cinema, in extreme opposition to what he saw as a constrictive, commercialised set of forms that had been created by, you know, the power and entertainment structures of his day. He was trying to turn that on its head while serving the revolution, and he did a pretty great job of it for a while, but then it got him in trouble. And that in itself is very instructive, not to mention heartbreaking.

When I went down to Occupy with Vertov on my mind, I wasn’t just naively thinking, ‘wow, I wanna be a revolutionary filmmaker making films for the revolution’, I was thinking about the history of how revolutionary movements often fall prey to their own dogmas and constrictions. It doesn’t mean there aren’t great propagandistic films; Santiago Alvarez, for example, is a filmmaker I deeply love and dedicated another newsreel to: a hardcore propagandist, but also an incredibly creative, wonderful filmmaker.

THE WHITE REVIEW: This idea of ‘subversion’ is in vogue, now and forever, but actually when you look at his films there’s no double meaning. It is what it appears to be – there’s no ‘trick’ or ‘hidden meaning.’ You included Alvarez in your A class at the International Center of Photography, ‘Documentary as a Poetic Force’.

JEM COHEN: I tried to run the gamut, showing things that could be considered straightforward, like excerpts from Polgovsky’s LOS HEREDEROS (2008), to examples that are almost immeasurably self-reflexive and complex, like Rouch and Morin’s CHRONICLE OF A SUMMER (1961); wildly different ends of the spectrum. You have a carefully stripped-down, observational work by Chantal Akerman in contrast with {Vertov’s} MAN WITH A MOVIE CAMERA (1929), which is turning somersaults, discovering itself as it goes. They’re all political films. Overall, I’m interested in a tradition of what I call lyrical documentary, and in my course I use the word ‘lyrical’ in part because I’m interested in the way Walker Evans used the word ‘lyric’. Evans is pivotal in that he’s simultaneously able to completely respect the ‘thingness’ of what he’s looking at as a kind of cold fact, while on another level he’s an artist elevating those facts so they become something other than just pieces of the real world. They become something else: they become Walker Evans pictures.

He uses that word ‘lyric’ and it’s not quite the same as ‘poetic’. I love poetry, but I’m not talking about more labored attempts to be poetic. A lot of what I’m trying to indicate is just that there is a tradition, a thread. People have this strange tendency to think we are just now discovering hybrid genres, and they often neglect a history that goes, certainly back to Marker, Rouch, Varda, Watkins, but also to Vigo, Vertov, Ivens, back to the beginnings of cinema, really. It was always complicated.

THE WHITE REVIEW: Obfuscation.

JEM COHEN: Well, not obfuscation, but experimentation. More interesting filmmakers always wanted to make their own language and get away from the formulas that sometimes imprisoned the other arts. A lot of them were politically engaged, and wanted a cinematic language to embody that, and many wanted to include ambiguity in the work. None of that is new.



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20 of Jem Cohen's 70 films

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This Is a History of New York (1987)
'The film starts off with one of the most thought provoking opening shots in recent history. The camera approaches a giant concert wall and stares silently through a gaping hole. Beyond the wall we see a construction site. Our view is limited by our perspective, but the camera squeezes as much as it can out of the shot. And then it fades to black. The sequence remains an enigma in our minds as the film continues. What does it mean? My guess is that Jem Cohen wanted to point out that no matter who we are we have a unique vantage point on the world. Just like a camera, we can only see what we are shown. Our lives have predetermined that each individual will see the world differently. When there are 100 people in a movie theater, 100 different movies will be seen, even if they all witness the illumination of the same strips of celluloid. This speaks to the title of the film. Notice that it is a history, not the history. Cohen makes no claims that his is the definitive definition of New York City. Instead, it is his history, his film, his vision of New York.'-- Forgotten Classics of Yesteryear



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Talk About The Passion (1988)
'An alternative music video featuring R.E.M., and directed by Jem Cohen. A poetic and passionate indictment of a world where out-of-control military budgets are paid for at the expense of the impoverished.'-- Video Data Bank



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Glue Man (1989)
'This short film by Jem Cohen was made in collaboration with the rock band Fugazi. Cohen co-wrote the Fugazi song "Glue Man" and singer/guitarist Ian MacKae co-directed the film. Originally shot on super 8 mm. film.'-- Archivegrid



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Drink Deep (1991)
'Drink Deep is a lyrical vision of friendship, hidden secrets, and desires. Cohen uses several types of film image to add texture to the layered composition. Beautiful shades of grey, silver, black and blue echo the water, reminiscent of early photography and silver prints.'-- MUBI



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Nightswimming (1993)
'After seeing my film, Drink Deep, which revolved around rural swimming holes, R.E.M. asked me to make the video for "Nightswimming." We wanted to make something erotic that broke away from the crass formulas of MTV--to offer different kinds of bodies, male and female, and to extend the liberating possibilities of "skinnydipping" to people altogether outside of the predictable demographic. Later, when the band was collecting pieces for a home video release, I asked if I could expand the project into more of an independent film, and to include a section that would retain the spirit of the piece, but without music. (It was always my intention to pull "music videos" as far away from being commercial promos as possible).'-- Jem Cohen



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Lost Book Found (1996)
'The result of over five years of Super-8 and 16mm filming on New York City streets, Lost Book Found melds documentary and narrative into a complex meditation on city life. The piece revolves around a mysterious notebook filled with obsessive listings of places, objects, and incidents. These listings serve as the key to a hidden city: a city of unconsidered geographies and layered artifacts—the relics of low-level capitalism and the debris of countless forgotten narratives. The project stems from the filmmaker's first job in New York—working as a pushcart vendor on Canal Street. As usual, Cohen shot in hundreds of locations using unobtrusive equipment and generally without any crew. Influenced by the work of Walter Benjamin, Cohen created "an archive of undirected shots and sounds, then set out to explore the boundary" between genres. During the process, Cohen said, "I found connections between the street vendor, Benjamin's 'flaneur', and my own work as an observer and collector of ephemeral street life."'-- Video Data Bank



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Lucky Three (1997)
'The 1997 documentary short Lucky Three details an intimate session with the late singer-songwriter Elliott Smith. Smith performs three songs here, two of them original and one a cover of Big Star’s “Thirteen”, and they are all put together with a genuine affection for the music and the subject. The performance was recorded in a small studio and features Smith playing his songs solo, with just his voice and acoustic guitar ringing out. This footage is intercut with video of the singer smoking outside in the rain and of cars driving down a busy street, lending the music a plaintive visual accompaniment. It’s a very powerful work, especially when one considers Smith’s eventual fate, and that is in no small part due to Cohen’s perceptive and deeply felt filmmaking.'-- The Seventh Art



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Instrument (1999)
'A collaboration between filmmaker Jem Cohen and the Washington D.C. band Fugazi, covering the 10 year period of 1987-1996. Far from a traditional documentary, this is a musical document; a portrait of musicians at work. The project mixes sync-sound and 16mm film.'-- Snag Films



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Little Flags (2000)
'Cohen shot Little Flags in black and white on the streets of lower Manhattan during an early-’90s military ticker-tape parade and edited the footage years later. The crowd noises fade and Cohen shows the litter flooding the streets as the urban location looks progressively more ghostly and distant from the present. Everyone loves a parade—except for the dead.'-- Video Data Bank



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Nice Evening, Transmission Down (2001)
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Benjamin Smoke (2001)
'An incredible depiction of one of the best musicians and songwriters you’ve never heard of, Benjamin Smoke winds its way through stunning performances by Smoke's band and insightful, hilarious, sometimes devastating interviews with him via gorgeous 16mm cinematography that beautifully captures the Southern Gothic tones of the narrative.'-- Denver Film



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The Foxx and Little Vic (2002)
'Brief documentary featuring and about legendary songwriter Vic Chesnutt with T.Griffin and Catherine McRae.'



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Chain (2004)
'Jem Cohen’s prescient and insightful 2004 feature is a profound investigation of the new ‘non-places’. A hypnotic, highly original work about what it’s like to live in the global corporate landscape. As regional character disappears and corporate culture homogenizes our surroundings, it’s increasingly hard to tell where you are. In Chain, malls, theme parks, hotels and corporate centers worldwide are joined into one monolithic contemporary “superlandscape” that shapes the lives of two women caught within it. One is a corporate businesswoman set adrift by her corporation while she researches the international theme park industry. The other is a young drifter, living and working illegally on the fringes of a shopping mall. Cohen contrives to turn the entire planet into a stretch of New Jersey commercial property–a universe that feels entirely real yet has the distinct smack of J.G. Ballard otherness.'-- Whitechapel Gallery



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Blessed are the dreams of men (2006)
'Moving towards an unknown destination, a group of anonymous passengers float through an unidentified landscape. Built from Cohen’s archive documenting his travels, the film can be seen as a curious parable. The film's subheading refers to the Old Testament, Daniel chapter 11, verse 40: “And at the time of the end shall the king of the south push at him: and the king of the north shall come against him like a whirlwind with chariots, and with horsemen, and with many ships; and he shall enter into the countries, and shall overflow and pass over.”'-- Video Data Bank



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Building a Broken Mousetrap (2006)
'Perfecting their style for over 25 years, weaving together punk, jazz, world sounds, and noise, The Ex are a force to be reckoned with. Renowned filmmakers Jem Cohen (Fugazi's "Instrument") and Matt Boyd capture lightning in a bottle, creating a whirling dervish of a film with all the patented furious intensity the band is known for. Shot at NY's Knitting Factory on September 11, 2004, this film is a celebration of life and activism, intertwining exciting live music with construction site footage from NY and Amsterdam, protest footage from the Republican National Convention, and city footage. It's the blurred line between building and destruction. Features eight songs; four shot in 16mm, four in DV.'-- collaged



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Evening's Civil Twilight in Empires of Tin (2008)
'The recent release Empires of Tin (100 min, 16mm and DV, 2008) is a document of Jem Cohen’s program of projected films for live music performed on closing night at the Viennale (Vienna Film Festival) in 2007, which was entitled Evening’s Civil Twilight In Empires Of Tin. With his past films, such as the moody Benjamin Smoke, the amazing portrait of Fugazi in Instrument , the wandering lost pet Chain and a big number of shorts, Cohen has carved out a strong following in the art film world in New York and with hip crowds who love the non-traditional film-poems – a format music videos should be dominated by, but only dip in frequently. With Empires Cohen is in full force, capturing buildings in decline, definitely physically, possibly morally, as well as various citizens lost in our modern world. An all-star musician lineup consisted of Vic Chesnutt, members of Silver Mt. Zion, Guy Picciotto, T.Griffin and Catherine McRae. The music ranges from controlled echoes and the daunting lyrics of Chestnutt to war-inspired noise, an effective orchestra of our times reflecting on timeless images. A narrator reads from one of the inspirations for the piece, Joseph Roth’s novel The Radetsky March, speaking about lost souls and the horrible effects of war, destruction and monarchs.'-- Filmmaker Magazine



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Le Bled (Buildings in a field) (2006)
'A collaboration with writer Luc Sante made in Tangier, Morocco, a city where neither of us had ever been. En route from the airport to the city center, we found ourselves amazed by the landscape outside of the car windows; a massive construction project under way in all directions. While not in itself unusual, we were by struck dumb by the epic scale and seemingly incomprehensible plan of the development and were drawn to return together to this puzzling zone.'-- Jem Cohen



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Anecdotal Evidence (2009)
'A musical portrait of Vic Chesnutt and company recording the song, CHAIN. The piece was shot during the recording session for the album, At the Cut, at the Hotel2Tango studio in Montreal, and features appearances by musicians including Efrim Menuck, Guy Picciotto, Jessica Moss, and Chad Jones. CHAIN was written by Chesnutt after viewing Cohen's feature film of that name.'-- Video Data Bank



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Museum Hours (2012)
'“Kunsthistorisches. It’s the big old one.” This is how Vienna’s massive, venerable, lovely and, indeed, elderly central art museum is termed in Jem Cohen’s Museum Hours, and it neatly sums up the film’s warm, casual attitude toward weighty cultural institutions while serving as a way of reframing formerly perceived paragons of elitism in a more democratic manner. It also indicates the way that Cohen, an American outsider, and his two main characters—Anne (Mary Margaret O’Hara), a Canadian woman in town to hold vigil with her cousin Janet, who’s in a coma, and museum guard Johann (Bobby Sommer), who initially helps Anne with her tourist map to find her way around Vienna—playfully use the lingo of tourism as both a lingua franca and a way of breaking down any cultural barriers. Cohen’s blistering in-between film, Chain (2004), took on the alienation factor in both international travel and massive commercial developments like mega-malls as they affected a pair of characters, one being a female Japanese businesswoman visiting the US. Museum Hours, which is infinitely more optimistic, also explores the zone of the commons and how it affects two people, but in this case, both the public museum and the Viennese streets foster the film’s central human subject: a genuine friendship, one of the rarest subjects in the movies.' -- Cinema Scope



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Counting (2015)
'Hewing closely to the tradition of documentary as diaristic essay, Jem Cohen’s Counting moves from New York to Sharjah as the cinema eye ruminates on street life, destruction, displacement and disparate urban portraiture. Divided into 15 chapters, Counting seldom forces any conclusions, drawing on the viewers’ emotional responses to its alternately lyrical structure and literal depictions — the removal of Brooklyn’s iconic Kentile Floors sign among them.'-- Filmmaker Magazine



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p.s. Hey. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. Wow, I stumped you again, cool. Well, me too, to some degree obviously, about writers unfairly sequestered in the canon's cracks. Enrique Vila-Matas ... no, I don't think so. No about knowing his work, I mean. Huh, that description sounds extremely appealing. I will investigate him today. Thank you very much for the alert! ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. I agree about the Schroeter film. And written by the great Elfriede Jelinek! Everyone, David Ehrenstein recommends this as a last minute Xmas stocking stuffer, and so do I. ** Aaron Mirkin, My pleasure, natch. I didn't get to the cover yesterday due to a sudden deadline, but it's out of my way, so I'll hit that cover up imminently, and I'll pass along my input/output. Well, yeah, if spare time comes a'calling on your end, I would love to have that Degrassi post! Thanks in any case, man. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Pre-festive, nice. Sounds nice. Me too, except without actual festivities to look forward to. I did order my Xmas buche though. And, fuck all, the one I ended up really wanting, this one, is sold out already! Stupid, procrastinating me. As was my second choice! So, I sprung for this one, whose slightly silly elegance somehow got to me. New BLUE EYES! Everyone, new thing up on BLUE EYES. Utica Zurn is great! Blake Butler just wrote a very fine piece about her work at Vice. Here. ** Steevee, Hi. Oh, the name misspelling was just a matter of spellcheck deciding to westernize his first name and of my neglecting to notice the westernizing had taken place. Me too, about video rental stores, yeah, sigh, oh well. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Ha ha. Wise ... initials B and W ... hm, ... Barbara Walters? Betty White? Sounds like you need some new or at least additional 20-something acquaintances. Huh, isn't it quite a rarity that you're into a young fella who's actually gay without also being a porn star? Am I misremembering and misinterpreting you? I did meet Baquiat one time, yes. At an art gallery opening. I was there with this guy Henry Geldzhahler, who was a friend, supporter, and collector of Basquiat's stuff. Basquiat came up to Henry and starting ranting about something. He seemed very high on something. Henry interrupted his rant long enough to introduce me. Basquiat then moved his eyes in my direction for the finest fraction of a second before continuing his rant. So, if that constitutes a meeting, I did meet him. Oh, I think he's an incredible artist. I'm not a big fan of painting, but his paintings really excite me. Are you a fan? ** Rewritedept, Hi, C. Yeah, a TV mini-series. Fingers crossed. The leather jacket suits you, man. Does it ever get cold enough in Vegas to actually wear a leather jacket for practical purposes? I don't think I've seen YLT live since the '90s. I say that because they look a lot older in those photos than they are in my memory of seeing them play, except for Ira who doesn't look any older at all. Nice photos, by the way. Thank you for the peeks. Tuesday was without excitement. It was a work-filled one. As will be today, I'm pretty sure. Unless I can talk a certain someone into going to see the new Malick film with me. The band I've seen the most live, and I don't need to exclude GbV to say this, is/was the great unsung, under-recorded, genius, adventurous post-punk, pre-power-pop LA band The Quick, who I must have seen live twenty or thirty times. Pollard, whether with GbV or in other forms, would probably be second. ** Okay. The reason why the post today exists is because Chilly Jay Chill said to me here one day a couple of weeks ago, 'Have you ever done a Jem Cohen post?', and I realized that I hadn't, and so I set out to make a JC post with apparent success, and Chilly Jay Chill gets some of, if not even the lion's share of, the credit for it. See you tomorrow.

Galerie Dennis Cooper presents ... Xmas Eve & Day Group Show: Roman Signer, Olaf Breuning, Unknown, Charles Ray, Great Sky Gifts, Cameron Jamie, Katie Paterson, Various, Keegan McHargue, Jeffrey Mandel, Gary Hume, Ryoji Ikeda, Alan Sailer, Gregory Markopoulos, Ulver, John Baldessari, Luigi Beneficent, Mike Kelley, America's Tallest Singing Christmas Tree, Richard Billingham, Adam Parker Smith, John Armleder, Tokujin Yoshioka, Per-Ingvar Tomren & Magne Steinsvoll, Polly Apfelbaum, Paul McCarthy, Pierre Huyghe, bd594, Vivian Extreme, Francoise Sullivan, Philippe Parreno

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Roman SignerRoom with Christ­mas Tree (2010)
A dec­o­rated tree, which runs on an engine, cre­at­ing its own orna­ments. It then spins at high speed causing the ornaments to fly away and destroy the walls.

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Olaf BreuningSnow Drawing (2014)

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Charles RayShoe Tie (2012)

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Great Sky GiftsChirpee Singing Christmas Ornament (1976)
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Cameron JamieKranky Klaus (2003, excerpt)
In the snowbound villages of central Austria on 6 December, villagers congregate in homes to await a visit by a benign St Nicholas bearing seasonal gifts. They are also waiting for the Krampus, strange mythical beasts with shaggy coats and serious attitude. As St Nicholas rewards the good, so the Krampus punish the bad. Kranky Klaus tracks a herd of Krampus as they work their way through the village mauling and menacing to the very limits of acceptable intimidation.





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Katie PatersonHistory of Darkness (2010-ongoing)
History of Darkness is an infinite slide archive; a life-long project, it will eventually contain hundreds upon thousands of images of darkness from different times/places in the history of the Universe, spanning billions of years. Each image handwritten with its distance from earth in light years, and arranged from one to infinity.

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VariousSanta Claus (20??)

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Keegan McHargueBoot (2010)

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Jeffrey Mandel Elves (1989)
There's ONE elf! Not only that, but they didn't use a kid or dwarf wearing a suit, they go and make top and bottom halves. You would think it was done that way so the elf could have all sorts of neat facial expressions, but it can barely move. Kirsten, Amy, and Brooke have this weird ceremony in the woods and bring the elf back to life. Soon Santa's little killer is knocking off bit part actors, including a department store Santa. Hot on the heels of that death toll are the Nazis though, grandfather's old friends know the elf was resurrected and want to help it mate with Kirsten. Nazis created the elf, and a perfect virgin will give birth to Aryans after it lays her. Mike takes over as the department store Santa and has something for Kirsten. The girls have a sleepover in the department store where Kirsten works. Mike shows up, the Nazis show up, and of course the elf shows up. After that Mike rushes around learning about the Nazis' secret elf program to save Kirsten.

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Gary HumeBack of a Snowman (2002)
The 10-foot-tall, half-ton, faceless snowman stands outdoors. Hume has described the snowman as “the perfect sculpture, viewable from all sides, immaculate from all angles.”

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Ryoji IkedaSpectra (2014)





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Alan SailerWar on Christmas (2012)
First, you may have noticed I like color, maybe a little too much. The gelatin gives me another color to play with. Second, the gelatin acts as a flexible medium to absorb energy from the pellet and transmit it to the item (in this case Christmas bulbs). The result is a pattern as the bulb breaks into little pieces.

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Gregory MarkopoulosChristmas USA (1949)
Christmas U.S.A is not a primarily erotic film, containing no nudity or even nods to the act of gay sex. Instead, the film is a narrative about the gay psyche, surviving, enduring and eventually defeating oppression by the America so lovingly elevated in Post War America. Markopoulo’s looks upon the familial unit with revulsion and fear. Mother is haggard, kid sister is suspicious, even Father with his newspaper looks to his shirtless son in fear. The boy of our narrative wanders a Kafka-esque homestead of conservatism, kept propped up by mothers domesticity and fathers glowering presence. His mere presence, glowing shirtless like a ivory Greek statue, makes the dark rooms glow with eerie brightness, as he rests his head between his masculine arms. He cannot be contained, a ceremony occurs beneath a bridge, perhaps a known cruising spot in our humble town, a clean cut boy holds a candle stick, walking towards another boy, his arms spread like Saint Sebastian, bowing to him.





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UlverChristmas (2005)
We revelled in the freedom of not having to play by anyone's rules, our own included. With the EPs and all the stuff we did before, we had rules. The Silence EPs had rules because they were all based on mishaps. That's the whole concept of glitch music. It has to be based on sounds that aren't intended, in a sense. We also had rules laid out for the soundtracks, naturally, so Blood Inside got a little out of control. We just went all over the whole spectrum.





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John BaldessariChristmas (1986)
Acrylic on two black and white photographs. Overall: 37 x 20 1/4 in. (94 x 51.5 cm.)

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The critic Claudio Malberti defined painter Luigi Beneficent style as ‘Realismo Estremo’ or ‘Extreme Realism’. Benedicenti replaces the fish and meat that used to decorate the dining rooms of the leisure class with contemporary Italian patisserie, ice cream and classy drinks.

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Mike KelleyToy Santa Claus (1993)
Color Photograph 9 1.4 x 6 inches 1993 Limited Edition of 100 *Stamped 'MK 1993' en Verso Provenance: Ikon Ltd. Contemporary Art, Los Angeles

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America's Tallest Singing Christmas Tree (2015)
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Richard BillinghamFishtank (1998, excerpt)
A high-rise council flat in the Midlands at Christmas. The father, the mother, the brother. Some animals. The father drinks a lot, the brother plays around a bit, the mother holds everything together. The older brother films them with his handycam – closely, slowly, intently, recording whatever is going on.





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Adam Parker SmithPump (2011)

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John ArmlederUntitled, 1985-2014 (2014)
Location: Neuretstrasse, at the edge of the forest behind The Alpina Gstaad

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Tokujin YoshiokaThe Snow (2010)
The material is feather, which I believe is the lightest material of the present day. The snowscape created with the feather would be more like the memory of snow lying with people rather than the actual snow.





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Per-Ingvar Tomren & Magne SteinsvollO'Hellige Jul! (2013)
Coming from a group of enthusiastic Norwegian amateurs, O’Hellige Jul takes place in a small town the days before Christmas. Norway’s horror scene is still in its infancy, which means that mainstream movies play safe and independent movies are the ones pushing the envelope. No horror movies with two, three or four million dollars budgets have tried to be innovative in Norway so far, and O’Hellige Jul therefore joins the ranks of movies that are produced on shoestring budgets but still manages to go beyond most of what’s been seen before (FYI, a Norwegian shoestring budget could be 5 or 15.000 dollars, not the 300.000 dollars Americans call low budget).

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Polly ApfelbaumThe Dwarves w/o Snow White (1992)
Apfelbaum paints with dyes on rectangles of crushed velvet that are then folded, showing the underlying layers of colors, and placed on cardboard boxes. The boxes function as pedestals for the painted velvet.

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UnknownGodzilla Christmas Tree (2011)
Photos surfaced online last year of this huge Godzilla Christmas Tree in the Aqua City Odaiba shopping mall in Japan. There aren’t really any other details about the holiday display.

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Paul McCarthyTRANS gum (2006)
TRANS gum is an edible image of Santa Claus individually hand silk-screened onto an eight-by-ten inch piece of chewing gum. The image is one of a special series of drawings by Paul McCarthy made specifically for the cover of TRANS> 8. By transforming the traditionally sanctified icon of a happy Santa Claus into a demented, sexual image—as seen in his video performances Tokyo Santa (1996) and Santa Chocolate Shop (1997)—Paul McCarthy examines the distressed state of the human psyche. Often staged as an act of violence and a perversion of certain behavioral patterns, his performances always combine such devices as irony, exaggeration, and the grotesque. Translated for the first time onto a pink, sugary, odoriferous, oversized stick of bubble gum.

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Pierre HuygheL'Expédition Scintillante (2002)
"Like a lot of people in my generation, I’m interested in the notion of the departure point- in something that is a potential scenario rather than a plan- but that’s a process of suspension. Still, I like the format of the parable and, as I was saying, it’s really a haiku: it’s a very short way to express something, more to do with a poem than a novel."-- Pierre Huyghe

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bd594Christmas Jumper (1998)
A video was posted by YouTube user bd594 from Toronto, Canada, over the weekend. Not only does the knit from Goodwill feature a festive tartan, it is adorned with a tinsel Christmas tree and is attached to a working toy train set which has also been decorated with cheap LED lights.

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VariousXmas Gifts (20??)

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Françoise SullivanDanse dans la neige (1948)
Danse dans la neige was conceived as one of a cycle of 4 dances themed for the seasons. L’Été (now lost) was shot on 16mm film by Françoise’s mother while on holiday in July,1947. A spur of the moment invitation from Jean-Paul Riopelle in 1948 sparked the improvisational performance the next day of Danse dans la neige. Danced and directed by Sullivan, recorded on film by Riopelle and on camera by Maurice Perron, only the photographs survive.

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Philippe ParrenoFor Eleven Months of the Year its an Artwork and in December it’s Christmas (October) (2008)

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p.s. Hey. Even though I have no Xmas plans tomorrow other than eating a buche, I'm going to take Xmas day off, blog-wise, and let you use whatever holiday time you allot to this place to fully explore my Xmas art show. The blog and I will be back anew on Saturday. ** Jared Pappas-Kelley, Hi, J-P. Aw, thank you, kind friend. You touch my heart. I let you touch my heart. I don't let everyone do that, mind you. But you get the majority of the credit for the touching thing, obviously. Hugs and everything they secrete to you! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Yeah, darn, on missing out on that buche. *whacks self upside the head* Ha, let's say it is a synecdoche because why not? Yay! ** David Ehrenstein, Happy Xmas Eve and Xmas itself, Mr. E! His films are pretty consistently wonderful. ** Joshua Nilles, Oh, hey there, Joshua! It's really nice to see you! Your visit is a lovely Xmas gift to me and to all and sundry. ** Steevee, Hi. I agree, about his films. How's the onset of Xmas treating you? ** James, Hi, James. It's a nice little Elliott Smith film. And if you like Fugazi, 'Instrument' is a complete must. Xoxo ** Alistair McCartney, Hi, Alistair! Happy almost Xmas! Have an amazing one! I hope you don't end up spending all of it on plane. Safe flight with much shut-eye and a small video screen full of every movie of which you have dreamed. And enjoy Perth to the max! And give my love to the mighty Tim! And thank you for foisting 'God Jr' on your nephew! And for so many more things! Love, me. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T! Two weeks, whoo-hoo! Ooh, take a pic of that log cabin buche if you don't mind. I'll shoot my elegant, vaguely abstracted Santa head buche in return. Oh, I know what you mean. Do Xmas Eve up like nobody's business, pal. ** Misanthrope, Hi, George. You might have seen one of his REM views without knowing it maybe. I have lots of friends in their 20s, no surprise, I suppose, and they're all extremely interesting and awesome to a one. That sucks about Justin. I hope whatever he's going through passes like a kidney stone. I liked him. He was nice. Panda! I was just wondering what the hell is going on with that brilliant prodigy not two days ago. Very nice to hear about the UC Davis thing and that he's studying lit. What a super talented fella he is. Do you ever hear anything of his brother or his buddies who would comment here sometimes? I'm up with Kyte via Facebook, but that's all. I think of dopey as a positive term. But I probably have a very particular definition in my head. No, Basqiuat is the real deal, really great, I think. I'm pro-drugs just not fucking 'evil' heroin. And crystal meth's no picnic. ** S., Well, well, well! Hi S.! How festive and kind of you to grace this portal! And a new S. thing, Xmas-timed and maybe -oriented even? I'll be all over that. Maybe on Xmas day. I have almost nothing to do on Xmas day that has anything to do with Xmas or with getting gifts or anything, so maybe I'll accept your story that day as my possible only Xmas gift. Everyone, that d.l. of d.l.s, that talented mysterious guy known sometimes as S., has returned to the fold to give us a Xmas present in the form of a story geared to Xmas in some way. I think it's called both 'Merry Xmaz' and 'Merci Beaucoup' simultaneously, and I know where it is. It's here. Gracias! ** Bill, Hi, B. You haven't seen 'Instrument'? If you're at all into Fugazi, it's pretty great, although I'm virtually positive you will think it's too long, and it is too long, but it's sharp. You're in the orient, gotcha, sure. I'm glad it's mysterious. I haven't read 'Resentment' in ages, so I don't remember if that character is Ron Athey, but it sure makes sense. Are you doing Xmas day there in any way, shape, or form? ** Aaron Mirkin, Hey, A. Oh, I watched the video. His cover of the song is really, really good. Just heartfelt enough and also thinking on its/his toes. It's weird/interesting how, as soon as he starts singing, those two guys just in front of your camera kind of bolt upright in shock or something. Yeah, very nice vid/performance. Thank you a lot for it! T'would be super swell about the Degrassi post. Thanks, thanks! That name Jordan Tannahill feels really familiar around its edges, but I'm blanking on the whys and whats. Maybe I know of him via Scott Treleaven? I'll check him out on the Google highway. Thanks, man. Have a very nice Xmas, whatever that mark in time causes to happen in your vicinity. ** Armando, Hi, Armando! Merry Xmas! Cool that you're a Jem Cohen fan, and that you got to meet him! Oh god, no, I haven't read your poems. I have been beyond completely horrible about reading things people have sent me to read for months now. My attention span is in some weird phase. I'm so sorry, I will try to right that ship. I've been really, really busy, but everything is good. 'LCTG' is tentatively scheduled to come out on DVD in the US in April. I mean, it's coming out on DVD for sure, but April is the tentative part. It comes out on DVD in Germany today or tomorrow. Hugs to you, buddy! ** Rewritedept, Hi, Chris. There are two certain someones regarding my wish for accompaniment to see the new Malick film, and Zac is one of them. No Xmas plans other eating part of a buche. Maybe a movie. Walk around, look at Xmas-y Paris. The Carroll & Graf hardcover is the one that I've only glimpsed once. It must be pretty scarce. The Void edition was only in hardcover. Cool about Mr. Cohen leading you to Fugazi. Sounds like a nice Xmas Eve to me. Have a great one and a great tomorrow too! ** And with that, let Xmas begin and run its course. Enjoy the art show. I hope you receive everything that Xmas can give. The blog and I will see you on Saturday.
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