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Tah-Dah!

As I'm sure y'all know from my massive tribute back in 2003 (Here's part one, and here's part two) I'm an Orthodox Sondheimian.

Therefore I was quite excited to see THIS:

“Stephen Sondheim is two weeks away from his 83rd birthday on the windy, rain-tossed March day when I visit Broadway's reigning king of music and lyrics at his Manhattan home. He hasn't stepped out yet, cautious about slipping and thereby slowing the recovery of a broken wrist sustained in a fall during a visit late last summer to London.

But anyone expecting the long-established pioneer of his chosen art form to be in any way indrawn may be surprised to find the man himself as engaging as ever - and why not? After all, the hit of the New York theatre season to this point has been an Off-Broadway revival of the composer's 1994 Tony-winning musical, Passion, revived in a Donmar-style production by John Doyle, the Scottish director who has done so much to re-focus Sondheim's work on both sides of the Atlantic. (It was Doyle who was the brainchild behind the hugely acclaimed productions of Sweeney Todd and Company, in which the cast members doubled as their own orchestra).





And the last year in London musicals would have been pretty dismal without two Sondheim revivals that soared above pretty much everything else in town. The first, since closed, was the Chichester Festival Theatre production of Sweeney Todd, starring Michael Ball and Imelda Staunton, which has been nominated for six Olivier Awards. Not long after came the Menier Chocolate Factory reappraisal of Merrily We Roll Along, an erstwhile Broadway flop that continues to meet a tellingly contrasting fate in London: Michael Grandage's Donmar staging of the piece in 2000 unexpectedly won the Olivier for Best Musical, while actress-turned-director Maria Friedman's latest airing of the show is transferring this month to the West End. Its limited run at the Harold Pinter Theatre will mark the first commercial engagement for Merrily since it was pulled on Broadway after 16 performances in 1981.





Small wonder, then, that Sondheim is in rangy good spirits, notwithstanding a winter cold and ongoing physiological demands that find him spending much of our conversation with his right arm outstretched so he can exercise his wrist. ("I'm 83, or will be any day now," he remarks deadpan, "and I'm falling apart." As if.) A longtime Anglophile, it's not hard to feel as if Sondheim has found a notably London-like way of living amidst the skyscraper-filled urban landscape of New York. Bought, he says, on the back of his success as lyricist of the legendary 1959 musical Gypsy, his East Side brownstone backs on to one of the very few communal gardens to be found in the city. Two sizable black poodles pad amiably about a living room that is at once cosy and commanding. And from the French doors toward the rear, one looks directly at the adjacent home that once belonged to another celebrated talent, Katharine Hepburn.”

Oh that damned pushy dyke!!!





“Was the screen legend a good neighbour? Sondheim roars with laughter, meeting the question with an anecdote about the time he went to respond to a sudden, and furious, banging out back, to find the multiple Oscar-winner standing there, "in bare feet - this angry, red-faced lady." What was the problem? "'You have been keeping me awake all night!'" Sondheim recalls Hepburn raging, the composer catching perfectly her signature tremolo. Apparently, his composing at the piano was keeping Hepburn from focusing on preparations next door for what was her only stage musical, Coco. "I remember asking Hepburn why she didn't just call me, but she claimed not to have my phone number. My guess is that she wanted to stand there in her bare feet, suffering for her art." A wry smile indicates that Sondheim on some level appreciates the impulse. After all, as the chequered history of Merrily itself bears out, art isn't easy, with or without shoes.

"I love the show, so I'm thrilled every time it's done," Sondheim says of the musical, inspired by a little-known George S Kaufman/Moss Hart play from 1934 that was famous both for its enormous cast and for telling its story of fraying friendships and dreams deferred backwards. Marinated in cynicism and despair, yet all the while laced with some of its composer's alternately soaring and wounding melodies ("Old Friends" and "Good Thing Going", to name but two), Merrily rewinds to a buoyant finish, which in chronological terms is also its beginning, on a Manhattan rooftop during the Sputnik era in 1957. Not that a young Sondheim was himself clambering about his home city's roofs at the time. "Don't forget that 1957 was the year of West Side Story" - the breakout hit for which Sondheim wrote the lyrics to Leonard Bernstein's music - "so I wasn't very interested in Sputnik."





Sondheim's status has long been sufficiently assured that he can poke fun at it, as he did in the 2010 Broadway musical revue, Sondheim on Sondheim, with a second-act opener called "God", which at the time was his first new song in six years. Sample lyrics:

"God!

I mean the man's a God.

Wrote the score to Sweeney Todd!

With a nod,

To De Sade.

Well, he's odd.

Well, he's

God!"





But back in 1981, the critical response to Merrily suggested something else. "Did I feel betrayed? I'm not sure I would put it like that. What did surprise me was the feeling around the Broadway community - if you can call it that, though I guess I will for lack of a better word - that they wanted Hal and me to fail." Indeed, the show brought to a close a collaboration between Sondheim and the director Hal Prince that had seen the two through an extraordinary creative foment that included Company, Follies, A Little Night Music and Sweeney Todd. (Since Merrily they have worked together only once: in Chicago in 2003 on the musical Bounce, which went on to become Road Show under the direction of, yes, John Doyle.) "It became very clear to me that if you were doing ordinary work in the theatre, then somehow that was okay. What wasn't, clearly, was to be any kind of maverick, which was in turn to invite jealousy and competition; I absolutely wasn't prepared for the wish for failure."

What does he make of theatre chatrooms in the online world of today? "Very simple: I don't read them, although I have no doubt that the sneering condescension and nastiness is still there. Along with enthusiasm, I am sure, as well."




Sondheim brightens as he recalls Prince's wife, Judy, first suggesting with regard to Merrily that "we do a show utilising young people, and Hal then thought, 'Wouldn't it be nice to do something about innocence corrupted?'" And he addresses the irony inherent in having experienced the dissolution of a real-life creative partnership when the very narrative of Merrily occupied not dissimilar terrain. "I was sad, of course I was, though it was Hal who said at the time, 'Think of it as a separation.' I was discouraged, and I don't know what would have happened if I hadn't discovered Twelve Dreams at the Public Theatre." Twelve Dreams was the Off-Broadway play that led Sondheim to the writer/director James Lapine, his collaborator on Sunday in the Park with George, Into the Woods and Passion - the trifecta that marked out a newly fertile phase in his career.

And with longevity comes the fact that people enter your life in different ways. It was more than 20 years ago that Maria Friedman played Mary Flynn - Jenna Russell's current role - in a Leicester Haymarket production of Merrily that was crucial in putting this troubled piece on the British map. Sondheim speaks with obvious delight of Friedman returning to the show, this time as director: a career shift whose advantages he knows well. "I've worked before with directors who were actors - Michael Grandage, for one, and John Doyle. So in a way I feel that what Maria has done with Merrily is what you might expect. After all, these are people who have got to know their craft by acting, so it's only natural that they should have an overall view of the piece. What will be very interesting is to see what she does next."

Sondheim has reached a point where one imagines he could fill his calendar simply travelling the globe, checking out one production after another. He laughs at the suggestion. "Nah, that's not really me. The ones I go to tend to be in cities where I've never been." He flew to Melbourne to see Geoffrey Rush play Pseudolus in an Australian revival of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, the 1962 musical that its creator describes as his first "big success". (The earlier West Side Story and Gypsy were, in his assessment, "moderate successes", though they have of course gone on to loom overwhelmingly large in the canon, as London will discover as and when a much-anticipated Jonathan Kent/Imelda Staunton revival of Gypsy finally materialises).

"And I've obviously been to Paris, but how can I not fly over for the Châtelet?" The French capital's primary musicals venue is this month opening a new Sunday in the Park with George in the city where much of the show about the painter Georges Seurat is set. "That's exciting, but it's also scary. What you hope is that they won't think we're encroaching on their territory. That was one of the problems I know we had in London the first time around with Sweeney Todd."

As for the here and now? There's the prospect of a new song (not least for Oscar consideration, one assumes) as and when Rob Marshall's film of Into the Woods revs up in August, with Meryl Streep inheriting Bernadette Peters' Broadway role as the Witch.”

FABULOUS!





“And Lapine is at the helm of a Sondheim-centred project for the American cable channel HBO that the composer says is largely complete. Barbra Streisand, meanwhile, remains committed to a fresh screen take on Gypsy,”

More problematic, IMO





“... while back on stage, the director Jamie Lloyd has programmed Assassins as part of his ongoing season of work at London's Trafalgar Studios.

He waves his wrist by way of explaining the "hiatus" that he has been forced to take on his current project with the playwright David Ives, whose Venus in Fur was a Tony contender last season on Broadway. "I've simply got to get back on the horse, because it is true to say that otherwise you get rusty." Does he worry about health? "Well, I can tell you that the pain I experienced after my fall last September" - on a Covent Garden paving stone while in conversation with Jeff Romley, his partner for most of the past decade - "was the most excruciating I've experienced since my heart attack," more than 30 years ago.”

YIKES!

“That said, in the immediate aftermath of the tumble, he picked himself up and went to a National Theatre matinee of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. Art waits for no injury.

Nor does he spend undue time pondering his legacy. "I know Hal thinks about that a lot: he likes to talk about the past, to reminisce. That was part of what drew him to Merrily - the story of a dewy-eyed young idealist and what he wants the theatre to be; and there I was all those years ago just wanting to write shows. My very first show, Saturday Night, could not have been more conventional." But Sondheim speaks equally and with justifiable pride of the advances to which he has contributed and to which he can lay claim. "I look at a show like Company, which was every bit as much of a breakthrough or a watershed musical as Oklahoma! or Show Boat, though obviously in a different way. What will people make of all this after I'm gone? That can't be my concern. The truth is, I really should be writing." Time, in other words, to get to work.”





God may be 83, but Jeff keeps him young.

Meanwhile here's something about his last completed show, as explained by Jennifer Ashley Tepper and Kevin Michael Murphy and sung by Claybourne Elder





And to close us out, here's the first singer/actor to play Hollis with a number from Dick Tracy that re Jeff is most a propos.







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p.s. Hey. Oh, I could really use guest-posts, if anybody has any inclination in that direction. It would be a big help, thanks! Now, as you can see, the honorable David Ehrenstein is your host for the weekend with his latest paean to and examination of theater /musical-making legend Stephen Sondheim. And not but two days after Black Metal owned this place. This blog has everything, ha ha. Anyway, dig into Mr. E's gift over the next couple of days please, thank you! And, of course, all hail you, David! ** Misanthrope, Ugh, way indeed. That's horrible. I'm so sorry, man, and more than a bit fearful and, at the same time, hopeful for David. Boston, yeah, Jesus. As everyone has been saying, the States just had one very weird, jam-packed week. ** Wolf, I sort of half thought you might. Know the Vegan Black Metal chef, I mean. A Sufjan Stevens stack ... hm, yeah, maybe not, ha ha. Really cool that the three books got you thinking and typing, pal. That was way sweet. ** Joshua nilles, Hey. The Bell novel is nothing at all like 'House of Leaves', actually. Way different beast. The power to be a complete unknown ... that's an interesting way to think about it. Hm. I like the purity aspect. I've been very good, thanks for asking. Getting stuff done, or trying to, and actually having a really great, rich real life too. Things are good right now, yeah, thanks. ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. Yeah, good anticipation picks. Me too, on all of those. ** David Ehrenstein, Thank you kindly and more for the weekend, sir! Yes, I was dipping in and out of news/video stream about the Boston thing all day yesterday. Madness. How did the Demy panel go? I'm hoping to see the Demy show here next week. ** Shaun gannon, Oh, hey, Shaun! It's so great to have you here, and thank you. It was a beautiful, very wise, very wonderfully thought out and written piece. Big kudos to you! ** Cobaltfram, Hi, John. You were lucky, yeah. Crazy and awful to hear about those real life consequences of the plant explosion. It's all so abstract and selective in the news. Terrible. Never read that Tobias Wolff, no. It just seemed like it would be really normalized or something, so I never had much interest in cracking it. Memoirs can be really fun. The Hell memoir I featured yesterday is a goodie, for instance. Things are going really well for me. Fairly productive and very happy, not a bad combination. I hope the weekend wipes your last week clean. ** Rewritedept, Okay, will do. I didn't have time yesterday to hunt down True Widow, but I'll listen/watch what stuff of theirs that I can find later today. I say record an album rather than be done, but I would want that, wouldn't I. Congrats on the successful hair loss. The new, enhanced 'Hey Ma ... ' sounds really ace to me. ** Sypha, Now that name Bianchi is starting to ring a bell. Hm, I'll investigate his stuff via your tips, thank you, James. Writing scenes of bands playing is really hard. I've tried a bunch of times. I can't remember if I ever semi-succeeded enough to include such a scene in my fiction, but it is a very tough thing to portray well, for some reason. ** S., Well, then, I hope you find that perfect Emo, man. So harsh on 'artist boys'. Again, I feel the exact opposite. Interesting. Interior life is pretty necessary for writing, I think, isn't it? Or my writing is. But interior life is where my writing is at, I think. Okay, understood about the HIV thing. I think I maybe jumped the gun. Summer stack at the dawn -- well, dawn in Paris where it took for-fucking-ever to start -- of spring? Nice. It's a dark one. Perfect for summer. Everyone, you have the opportunity as of here and now to see S.'s latest and summer-themed/ directed Emo stack. Take it. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. 'Spring Breakers', right? Glad you also dug it. Ah, the Mike Kelley 'retrospective' at the Pompidou. That's a strange story, and here's its consolidation: The Pomp had the MK retrospective on its schedule. The Pomp decided it didn't want to pay for the show, so the show was cancelled. Instead, the Pomp tried to surreptitiously organize its own MK retrospective for years from now. The MK Foundation heard about that and said, 'No fucking way. You either take the current one, or we won't support that.' So what the Pomp did was put the retrospective back on their calendar, but what they're going to show is just a small portion the retrospective. Basically, they're dicks. The only cool thing about the Pomp version is that they're going to show the entire 'Poetics' work, which wasn't seen in the Stedlijk/ traveling version. So, there you go. But you will get to see some MK here, at least. ** Billy Lloyd, Hi, Billy! Having a couple of preexisting faves amongst those 20 minutes is A-okay for me. And hearing them in context with the new music will only be fascinating. Enjoy London. I hope everything goes extremely well there. I'm sure it will. The Perfume show here is sold out, no surprise. Yeah, I think you mentioned the show on June 6th. That's super exciting. Berlin should be nice. And working on your work is certainly a great time expenditure. Cool, I'll go listen to that track this afternoon! Everyone, the mighty composer and song-stylist Billy Lloyd has -- I'll let him tell you -- 'just put out a new song that I co-wrote, produced and played piano on (not sure if it'll be your thing but she has a lovely voice) and writing by myself and just taking the chance to be creative with no other distractions.' It behooves your pleasure centers to go give that a listen folks, so please do. Have a great few days, my friend. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Cool, the blog hit a triple in the world of Bill. Nice. Yeah, the Hannum book is a lovely thing, isn't it? I like the sound of that squeaky string music. Yeah, you might want to get a second and third opinion on the Balkans before you lock yourself in with airline tickets, but, I don't know, Berlin-like, why not? Great weekend to you! ** DOVEY, Hi, Dovey! It's wonderful to see you! Yes, as you can bet, I second your opinion too. I hope you're doing really well. I hope you have a lovely weekend. I send you much love and respect. ** Bollo, Hey, man! Great to see you! Awesomely great stuff keeping you busy there. Very happy to hear about all of that, and, yeah, the pix on FB look so good! We're getting really nice, solid sun here at the current time, yes. Very welcome shit, that. Be all that you can be today, buddy. I know you will. ** Okay. Enter the weekend proper via Mr. E and Mr. S, and have a blast, learn stuff, and so on and so forth, yes? See you back here on Monday.

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Harpurhey Swimming Baths
'Harpurhey Baths in Manchester, UK were shut immediately during a routine inspection in 2001 amid major health and safety fears when it was discovered there were serious defects in the building's walls and machinery. Cracks in the baths' walls repaired five years earlier had widened beyond repair, and the walls were bowing. There was also problems with the baths' steam boilers and the drainage system. On seeing the consultants' report the council then asked there own architects to carry out an examination. Their conclusion was that the building should be closed as It had gone beyond the point of being tired and was at the stage where it could be considered a danger to public safety.'-- 28dayslater.co.uk










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Buzludzha
'From far, it looks like an abandoned flying saucer sitting on top of the hill but the Buzludzha monument is an enormous construction built on Bulgaria's Balkan mountains to mark the site where the Bulgarian Communist party was founded in 1891. Buzludzha opened in 1981 but after the fall of communism it was left abandoned by the Bulgarian government. Since then it has been heavily vandalized.'-- collaged









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Sightiseeing Theater
'This abandoned Japanese strip club was discovered somewhere around Okayama prefecture by blogger and urban explorer abandonedkansai. Little are known about the place besides its name "Sightiseeing Theater", an euphemism. The photographer describes his exploration: "It seems like the entrance fee was 3000 Yen [...] To the right was a side entrance that lead directly to the oh so known strip room with its orange stage and the countless tine stool bolted to the ground. Well, countless, I guess there were about 150 of them, sometimes as little as maybe 15 centimeters between them. [...] Behind the stage was a small room with a bed and from there a dark, narrow hallway with an uncomfortably soft floor lead to another part of the building, a part that was actually even closer to the locked main entrance. When I got out of the dark I stepped directly… onto a stage. A stage way bigger in a room way bigger than I just left. While the first location was a little bit shabby and tacky with plastic flowers everywhere and gigantic eagles painted on the wall the second room was… actually pretty similar; just bigger, more spacious and in better condition, probably thanks to the wallpaper that was missing in the other room. Close to the stage were the same tiny little stools bolted to the ground, but with a little bit more distance between them. The last three rows reminded me of old cinema seats – of way better quality [...] This room was so cliché 70s porn it was tough to wrap my mind around it. The cheap pink plastic decoration was so horrible I felt a little bit embarrassed just looking at it, but I guess when it was dark and you focused on the stage it didn’t matter. Sadly it wasn’t completely dark in there. Just almost, with bright light coming in from a door leading outside."'-- abandonedkansai












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Chateau, Belgium





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Flintstones Amusement Park
'This abandoned Flintstones amusement park is located in Bedrock City, Arizona. There are weirdly distorted statues of all the main characters, and everything looks like it was done in the 1960's-1970's. After doing some research, this place opened in 1972, and it shows. I crawled through the giant snake on my hands and knees, only to discover that the exit was essentially me being pooped out of the backside of said giant snake. There were a ton of pebbles in there (and not the baby or cereal kind), and I cut my knee.' -- collaged











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Ryugyung Hotel
'The Ryugyung Hotel in Pyongyang, North Korea is one of the 20th century’s greatest architectural failures. Initially designed as a beacon of progress and power for this misunderstood peninsula nation, the Ryugyung Hotel was unable to sustain construction when the North Korean government simply ran out of money. Ground was broken in 1987, construction was halted in 1992, and the pyramid-style spire sat dormant and empty for sixteen years.'-- TCL








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Set of James Cameron's 'The Abyss'
'The location used for the filming of the 1989 science fiction film 'The Abyss' was Cherokee Nuclear Power Plant, an uncompleted nuclear power plant on Owensby Road, near Gaffney, South Carolina. There, director James Cameron constracted the largest underwater filming set ever built. It took 7 million US gallons (26,000 m3) of water to fill the tank to a depth of 40 feet (12 m). After filming, the set was left abandoned, as the cost of deconstruction was considered too high.'-- DP










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The Igloo Hotel
'Built along George Parks Highway, near Cantwell, Alaska, this hotel has become a roadside attraction. It was constructed in the 1970's in an igloo shape, to pay homage to the Inuits but it never opened due to building code violations. Since then, it has been used by different owners as a gas station and gift shop.' -- DP








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Wonderland
'Wonderland was supposed to be the Chinese version of Disneyworld. The ruins of what would be the biggest theme park in Asia are situated just 45 minutes outside the center of Beijing, on a 100-acre plot of land. Construction begun in 1998 by the Reignwood Group (a Thai-owned property developer) but it stopped around the year 2000 after disagreements with the local government and farmers over property prices. Developers briefly tried to restart construction in 2008, but without success. Property prices in China have risen 140% since 1998. Today, the abandoned theme park lies surrounded by fields of corn while signs warn visitors to proceed at their own risk.'-- collaged












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Hotel del Salto
'The luxurious Hotel del Salto opened in 1928 to welcome wealthy travelers visiting the Tequendama Falls area about 30 km southwest of Bogotá. Situated just opposite to the waterfall and on the edge of the cliff, it provided a breathtaking view to its guests. During the next decades though, Bogotá river was contaminated and tourists gradually lost their interest to the area. The hotel finally closed down in the early 90's and was left abandoned ever since. The fact that many people in the past chose that spot to commit suicide, made others believe that the hotel is haunted.'-- eyesoncolombia.wordpress.com








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Unknown, Florida






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7 Yugoslavian monuments
'These structures were commissioned by former Yugoslavian president Josip Broz Tito in the 1960s and 70s to commemorate sites where WWII battles took place (like Tjentište, Kozara and Kadinjača), or where concentration camps stood (like Jasenovac and Niš). They were designed by different sculptors and architects , conveying powerful visual impact to show the confidence and strength of the Socialist Republic. In the 1980s, these monuments attracted millions of visitors per year, especially young pioneers for their "patriotic education." After the Republic dissolved in early 1990s, they were completely abandoned, and their symbolic meanings were forever lost.'-- Crack Two












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Witley Underwater Dome
'As awesome additions to your home go, a billiard room hidden under a lake sounds like the kind of place any self-respecting geek should covet. Turns out, the concept isn’t new; J. Whitaker Wright, a trader, engineer and convicted fraudster, lavished masses of money on Witley Park back in the 19th century, a 32 bedroom mansion which extended into various labyrinthine underground passages and a beautiful underwater room. Unfortunately the house – once owned by the UK National Trust, but then sold off privately – isn’t open to the public, but that hasn’t stopped some photographers from getting in and taking photos of the eerie mansion.'-- Slash Gear











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Perth Entertainment Center
'Perth Entertainment Center opened its doors on 27 September 1974 and for the next 3 decades it was the venue of choice for many top international rock and pop artists. Queen, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, U2 and Oasis were only few of the names that performed on its stage. The indoor arena, built in the city center of Perth, Western Australia, had a capacity of 8,000 seats and it is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest purpose built regular theatre (containing a proscenium arch) in the world. The venue officially closed in August 2002 and remained abandoned ever since. It was demolished between May and December 2011.'-- DP










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Pokrovskoye-Streshnevo Mansion, Moscow









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Hashima
'Hashima is an abandoned island an hour away from the port of Nagasaki in Japan. Mitsubishi bought the island in 1890 to use it as a base for an underwater coal mining facility. There, they built Japan's first concrete building (9 stories high) in 1917 to accomodate the workers. In the following decades, Hashima became the most densely populated place on earth, with a population of over 5,200 people, or 83,500 people per square kilometre of the whole island. The island shut down in 1974 as a result of the decline in coal industry during the previous years. Since then, it was left abandoned. Hashima was featured in the 2012 James Bond movie, Skyfall.'-- collaged












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Ski Jump Take-Off Ramp
'Take-off ramps for ski jumping are pretty complicated to maintain and their construction is pretty expensive. There are dozens of active take-off ramps which are used for their purpose but, here you can see one located in Murmansk, Russia which has been abandoned for long time.' -- Zuzu Top









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Antwerp Stock Exchange
'The ornate yet relatively unassuming exterior of Antwerp’s old Stock Exchange building hides a hidden treasure. The spectacular interior hall was constructed during the 19th century to replace an earlier building designed by Domien de Waghemakere, which had burned down in 1858. The Stock Exchange building off Meir Street in Antwerp was closed in 2003 due to fire regulations. All but abandoned over the last decade, plans are reportedly afoot that will see the grand structure transformed into a 5-star hotel.' -- Urban Ghosts







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Aquapark
'This abandoned Russian water park was under construction when a deadly accident at another Russian water park, Transvaal, killed 28 people. At this point, construction was halted due to safety concerns. This 12-story structure was to include 3 underground floors, 5 pools, water slides, an athletic arena, a sports gambling palace, a hotel for nonresident athletes, offices, cafes, a medical center and a sports medicine center. The site was purchased in 2007 to make way for a shopping center, but it has yet to be demolished.'-- WU











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New South China Mall
'New South China Mall located in Dongguan, China has both the title of the largest shopping mall in the world based on gross leasable area and also the world's emptiest one. Today, out of its 659,612 square metres (7,100,000 sq ft) of leasable space -and 892,000 square metres (9,600,000 sq ft) of total area- only about 1% of it is occupied, leaving the areas away of the building's entrance deserted. The mall has seven zones modeled on international cities, nations and regions, including Amsterdam, Paris, Rome, Venice, Egypt, the Caribbean, and California. Features include a 25 metres (82 ft) replica of the Arc de Triomphe, a replica of Venice's St Mark's bell tower, a 2.1 kilometres (1.3 mi) canal with gondolas, and a 553-meter indoor-outdoor roller coaster. While the mall has 2350 leasable spaces, only 47 are occupied. The low occupancy of the world's largest mall is blamed on its location, away from the city's center, and the difficult access as there is no highway close to the mall and it's only accessible by car or bus.'-- collaged












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Abandoned house, New Jersey





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Holy Land USA
'Holy Land USA burst onto the rocky slopes of Pine Hill in the early 1950s, when lawyer and evangelist John Greco responded to a personal message from God (or perhaps a broadcast message also received by the builder of Alabama's Ave Maria Grotto, Iowa's Grotto of the Redemption, and other 20th century divine labors). He directed volunteers who built hundreds of structures, grottos and educational dioramas, using discarded plywood, tin siding, chicken wire, cement and fragments of religious statuary. Holy Land USA was a legitimate vacation destination for families in the 1960s and '70s, drawing as many as 44,000 visitors a year. It was a must-see stop for church groups and pilgrimage busses. Today, evidence can be found of a large parking lot, remnants of a gift shop, and assorted outbuildings. The 17-acre attraction had begun its long slide into the Pit, closing a few years before Greco's death in 1986, at the age of 91. For two decades, Holy Land USA has been a post-nuclear Road Warrior vision of the Holy land, perched on a bluff overlooking Waterbury. It's a fascinating and horrifying wonder of neglect -- a miniature Bethlehem, impenetrable assemblages of junk, creepy tunnels and blasted out buildings, stories of gang murders and a mysterious order of nuns.'-- roadsideamerica.com













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Unknown, Kansas





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Chateau de Noisy
'Originally named Chateau Miranda, this abandoned mansion in northeastern Belgium was reportedly designed in 1866 by an English architect and resembles the setting of a gothic horror film. Once the grand residence of an affluent family, Chateau de Noisy was allegedly occupied by the Nazis during World War Two before becoming an orphanage. The castle has been abandoned since 1991 with little apparent will to restore it.'-- Urban Ghosts

















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p.s. Hey. ** Scunnard, Hi, J. Yes, thank you a lot for the email and the offer of a post. I would dearly love that, yes, thank you! And here's a nudge in that direction to Lizz too, if she's interested and so inclined. That 'American Horror Story' post is doubly intriguing to me because I've never seen the show, and I need a/her way in. ** David Ehrenstein, Great that the panel went so well! And I for sure will see the Demy show, probably later this week. And, of course, thank you a gazillion again for the amazing weekend. ** Cobaltfram, A Titans of 20th Century Music gets sky-high thumbs up from me, naturally. That would be great in so many ways. Thank you the offer, man! Ah, but the curious state of your memories at this point in your life is exactly a good reason to write about them now before they crystalize. Crystallization has it ups and its downs. I hope the funeral wasn't too painful. All the best to you, John. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Well, re: the Scandinavia trip, the idea is that Zac and I would write/make a book based on the amusement parks experience with texts, photos, video, sound recordings, and whatever else. We'll need to go to know what kind of book it will be, but we're taking along an arsenal of visual and sound recording devices, including a helicopter camera that we're planning to fly over each of the parks. The idea is that we'll take another work trip and hold up somewhere post- the Japan trip and hopefully make the book while there. The Japan trip is purely for pleasure at this point, but it might lead to a project as well. That wouldn't surprise me. A post on Tsai Ming-Liang would be totally amazing, of course. I only know a little of his work, but I like what I've seen enormously. Thank you, B! ** Steevee, Hi. Great, I really look forward to reading that. Everyone, Steevee aka the seer/film critic Steven Erickson interviewed the super interesting French director Francois Ozon recently re: his new film 'In the House' and about his work in general, and it's up and highly readable on Fandor, and you can get there by clicking this, and please do. ** Cassandra Troyan, Hey! Oh, listen, thank you for blowing my mind! It's a fantastic book, and it was a total honor and thrill to read. Mega-respect to you! ** Sypha, Hi, James. I did search out Bianchi stuff, and it turns out I do know his music a little, and it's great to be reacquainted with it. Thank you again, man. You're reading McCourt! Awesome! Man, is he up there with most under-appreciated and too little read American fiction masters. ** S., Wait, to make ghost boys, you have to ... proceed with caution. Lacanian and/or Ratt groupie. I like what that combo does to my brain. Missing Paris is a one of a kind brand of missing. You are a stacking demon, my friend. Holy shit. But I guess I'll have to take your word for it since I clicked on 'Peter Pan' and found a decimated, empty blog. What's up with that? Guest post would be way cool. Thanks! ** Nemo, Whoa, hi, Joey! I miss you and Jarrod too. Sure, Skype, maybe later this week? I don't have an answering machine, no, so I don't know if you have the right number or not. Love, me. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. You are the soul of generosity, my brilliant friend. Thank you so much! And thanks about the BM stack/post. I hope you had the loveliest weekend. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben! ** Lee Vincent, Hi, Lee. Yeah, interesting that the States are where it's mostly at, isn't it? I think Stephen (O'Malley) told me Xasthur lives in Scandinavia now? I can't remember. Weakling ... do I know Weakling? Hunh, maybe not. I'll get 'Dead as Dreams' straight away, as I definitely don't know/have that. Thanks a lot. Ah, yeah, that HHH essay, I know. I guess I feel positive and fond about his ambitions. I think that's my main take away from that. I met and talked to him here in Paris last year. Very sweet, smart guy. Nachtmystium is super great, yeah. Wow, how did I not know about 'Helvete: A Journal of Black Metal Theory'. I just took a brief respite from the p.s. and ordered it. Amazing. I imagine you know about this book. My friend and d.l. Diarmuid Hester wrote something for it. Oh, obviously, I greatly encourage you to write something for the next issue of 'Helvete'. I would so love to read that. Bresson is my god. Capitol 'G', actually. My favorite Bresson films ... that's hard, but I guess 'The Devil, Probably', 'Lancelot du Lac', 'Four Nights of a Dreamer', 'Mouchette'. It's really hard for me to talk about Bresson because I'm so in awe, but I did write this piece about him some years back. Well, there are some contemporary filmmakers whose work echoes Bresson's and owes something of a debt to his. Let's see ... Bruno Dumont, Terrence Malick, Bela Tarr, Philippe Grandieux, ... more whom I can't think of right now. I'll think. I'm really, really happy that you love Bresson's work! ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. Thanks a lot about the BM and other posts. I liked the new Bell more than 'Cataclysm Baby', but that's not to say I didn't really like 'CB'. I think he's becoming even more assured and ambitious and complicated at what he does, basically. You can see Hell's prose style in the memoir, sure. It's more elegantly smoothed and straightforward maybe, as befits a memoir maybe. Let me know what you figure out about the long dialog issue. I would be very interested to hear. ** Misanthrope, Okay, well, it's good that David is hanging tough. Clearly, keeping in as close touch with him as you can is kind of very important, but I know you know that. Very cool re: the tax issues resolution. You deserve(d) a porn inflected night of sleep. ** Rewritedept, Hey. After Tuesday-ish. Maybe Thursday. We need to sort out the time thing given the big time change and my early-to-bed routine. I probably do know True Widow, and I'm probably just spacing out. I'll check today. Whoa, shit, about your dad's stint in jail. Yikes. Curious to hear the final line-up of covers on your EP, naturally. Later, dude. ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh! Oh, I would love love love to do a post about 'Sparks-Tastic'! Is there an excerpt online anywhere, or you could possibly send me a short excerpt? That's all I would need, and I'll do the rest myself. Anyway, it would be great to do that post if you don't mind. Let me pass along your plug to those lucky enough to be where you're going to be. Everyone, May I have your attention? Thank you. The great Tosh Berman's book 'Sparks-Tastic' is now out, and he's doing some West Coast readings, which you guys on the West Coast would be utter fools to miss. Here he is with the info: 'My book "Sparks-Tastic" is out. Its about the band Sparks when the played their 21 albums in 21 days in London. I am doing a series of readings for the book. If you are in L.A. i'll be doing a reading on April 23rd at Stories and April 29th at Book Soup. April 24 at City Lights in San Francisco and April 25 in Portland at Powell's Bookstore. My whole story is here'. Do go there, you guys. All the best to you, pal. ** Right. Onwards we go. The post today is most self-explanatory, I'm sure, and I hope you like it. See you tomorrow.

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Ryota Kuwakubo The Tenth Sentiment
'Ryota Kuwakubo‘s ‘The Tenth Sentiment’ is a kinetic installation that creates it’s own landscape out of moving shadows. Kuwakubo, a Japaenses multi media artist, has been creating work for over 10 years based on the themes of relationships formed across various boundaries such as analog and digital, humans and machines and information transmitters and receivers. In ‘The Tenth Sentiment’ viewers walk around a room as a model train with an LED light maneuvers along a set a of tracks, focusing a light at commonplace objects on the ground which subsequently cast large shadows on the walls of the room. These shadows change from crowds of people, to cityscapes, to tunnels as the piece continues. What’s more because the light is in constant motion the shadows give the audience the impression they’re watching a moving landscape out of the window of the train.'-- Mutantspace







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Christian Partos E.L.O.
'Swedish artist Christian Partos' piece E.L.O. (I am assuming a clever reference to, and/or appropriation of the name, the Electric Light Orchestra) consists of a roomful of light bulbs essentially dancing in the gallery. This is a permanent installation at the Borusan Music House (that’s the translation).'-- goodmorningandgoodnight







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Rafael Lozano-Hemmer Vectorial Elevation
'"Vectorial Elevation" is an interactive art project originally designed to celebrate the arrival of the year 2000 in Mexico City's Zócalo Square. A website enabled any Internet user to design light sculptures over the city's historic centre, with eighteen searchlights positioned around the square. These searchlights, whose powerful beams could be seen within a 15 kilometers radius, were controlled by an online 3D simulation program and visualised by digital cameras. A personalised webpage was produced for every participant with images of their design and information such as their name, dedication, place of access and comments. These web pages were completely uncensored, allowing participants to leave a wide variety of messages, including love poems, football scores, Zapatistaslogans and twenty-seven marriage proposals. In Mexico, the project attracted 800,000 participants from 89 countries over the course of its two-week duration.'-- Foundation Langlois







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Lis Rhodes Light Music
'In this groundbreaking work, Rhodes plays with our preconception of film by presenting the soundtrack as a series of horizontal and vertical lines that were drawn with pen and ink on the optical edge of the filmstrip. These are projected onto two opposite facing screens in a hazy room. As the films roll, they appear as an ‘optical soundtrack’. What the viewer hears, on the other hand, is the audible equivalent of the alternating images on thescreens. The space between the two screens turns the beams into airy sculptural forms consisting of light, shadow and smoke, which encourages the viewer to move around the room. This in turns destroys conventional film watching codes and turns the film into a collective practice where the audience is expected to intervene into the work and thus, become the performer.' -- The Culture Trip







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Iannis Xenakis Persepolis(recreation)
'In 1971 the Shah of Iran commissioned Xenakis to compose a piece for the 2500 anniversary celebration of Irans founding by Cyrus. The piece was to be performed at the ancient city of Persepolis and so Xenakis titled his piece after that great old capital of the Persian empire. The music he composed was of similarly epic proportions. The shear monolithic scale of this 60+ minute single index piece cannot be understated. Similar in sound perhaps to la legende dee’r and in force to Bohor but Persepolis has an all consuming power all it’s own. Essentially a musique concrete work for 8 track tape the music was designed to play during a light show using multiple lasers and mirrors. I would imagine the experience of being present at the performance to be quite overwhelming.'-- nightoftheworld.com







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Kitty Kraus Untitled
'In an ongoing untitled series of works, artist Kitty Kraus encases the glass portions of light bulbs in blocks of ink-stained ice. The smaller ice lamps – single household bulbs housed in tiny, frosty black cubes – are compact, self-contained systems that resemble improvised explosive devices or dud firecrackers; the larger versions, which contain neon tubes, start out as hefty cubes that uncannily recall cement blocks. After the lamps are plugged in, the ice block inevitably begins to melt and, within hours or days, the initial sculpture transforms into something dissipated and forlorn – a lone, black cord attached to a bare, illuminated (or sometimes broken) bulb on the floor, trailed by inky, swirling pools of stained water. It is these topographic puddles that refuse to let the ice lamps become an act of total dematerialization, instead pushing them toward deliberate, though roundabout, attempts at painting. Originally Kraus tried freezing the lamps in ice without ink – when she discovered the miniature landscapes created by the water and dirt on the gallery floor, she began adding ink to the ice to make the puddles more visible.'-- Frieze







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Anthony McCall Line Describing a Cone
'"Line Describing a Cone" (1973) is described best as "one of the simplest, most elegant and most effective ideas ever committed to film. Starting with a dot at the bottom of the frame, a single line is drawn on the screen, taking the 30-minute running time to form a complete circle. Meanwhile, in the fogged room, the same line gradually forms a cone, with the base of the cone at the screen and the apex at the projector lens. The screen functions mostly to "tell the time" of the movie -- one need only note how much of the circle is there to tell how much of the movie is left. It is the space in between the projector and the screen that is most important -- in this space, the audience moves about, interacting with the cone of light and moving along the beam to get different perspectives...."'-- Andy Ditzler







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Jim Campbell Taxi Ride To Sarah's Studio
'LED lights are strung along 9 foot tall hanging wires at varying intervals, facing the wall. The lights become exponentially fewer and farther apart as the wires spread to the right. The video-based imagery created by the flickering LEDs is from footage shot by the artist from the window of a taxi as he rode from the West Side of Manhattan to Brooklyn. The moving images are more perceptible on the left side of the piece where the LEDs are more condensed, and become less perceptible to the right. The video was shot at an angle to the left, towards the taxi's destination; traffic and the landscape seem to rush out from the vortex-like vanishing point on the horizon. Between the dense source of motion on one side and the fading ripples of light on the other, remarkable levels of detail emerge from the scant digital information supplied.' -- collaged







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Philippe Parreno Marquee
'Interactive Scape has produced and installed the electronic components in almost a dozen Theatre Marquees for artist Philippe Parreno. Most of the Marquees are meant to evoke a feeling of ghostliness, of times past, while another sparkles and radiates heat like a fire. They often accompany other sculptures, drawings, or films, but are also shown as artworks themselves, frequently over doorways, as if to create a portal from one time to another. The works combine lighting techniques that are almost a thing of the past (such as incandescent bulbs and neon tubes), with modern acrylics that are milled, shaped and formed with the latest plastic fabrication methods.' -- Interactive Scape







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Katie Paterson Streetlight Storm, Deal Pier
'At any one time there are around 6000 lightning storms happening across the world, amounting to some 16 million storms each year. Such dizzying statistics are useful to hold in mind while experiencing Streetlight Storm, a new artwork by Katie Paterson. For one month on Deal Pier in Kent, during the hours of darkness, the pier lamps will flicker in time with lightning strikes happening live in different parts of the world. Lightning signals from as far away as the North Pole or North Africa are received by an antenna on the pier and translated into light. As the pattern of lightning strikes changes, so the pier lights oscillate correspondingly, with a subtlety that contrasts with the power and drama of the storms they reflect.' -- collaged







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Conrad Shawcross Slow Arc Inside a Cube IV
'Conrad Shawcross's kinetic sculpture Slow Arc Inside a Cube IV (2009) consists of a dense metal cage from whose interior a fiercely bright light practically spits abstract shadows. A light on a mechanical arm within the cube structure moved in an arc shape and cast shadows across the room. The shape of the arc made the pattern sides of the cube perceive the room to shrink and expand as it moved, making the viewer feel a similar sensation to the Alice in Wonderland experience of shrinking and growing.'-- collaged







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James Turrell Burning Bridges
'In his first week of teaching at the Claremont graduate school in 1971, James Turrell created a rather loud false alarm. He was planting road flares and aluminum reflectors in alcoves behind the columns of Bridges Auditorium (above) in a performance art piece in which the building appeared to have caught on fire. “What happened is it was so effective that the fire department was called out,” he said, telling the story by phone Monday. "All of a sudden I heard the sirens approaching." He said he left Roland Reiss, the new head of the program, holding the bag; he had to rush off to join his students at another performance.'-- LA Times







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p.s. Hey. ** Squeaky, Hi, Darrell! Yeah, I've been ogling pix of that abandoned amusement park in Berlin with drool-esque in my mouth's corners. You great? ** Un Cœur Blanc, Hi! I missed you too! I do indeed have an abandoned things fetish of sorts. Seems to be a fairly widespread love. I wonder what that's about? You stay well too! ** Misanthrope, Maybe reanimate them in their ruined states. Zombie places. I could get into that, even if I can't quite picture that. ** Wolf, Hi, Wolfy! No, I haven't been to any of those. Wait, I did drive by the Flintstones one once, but I was in a hurry for some forgotten reason. Definitely going to check out Chateau de Noisy. Zac and I want to buy a chateau and build our own utopian theme park/world there, and that seems like a great candidate, assuming they, whoever 'they' are, would just give it to us for free, which surely they would. Gonna try to see Hashima where, yes, apparently they did film that Bond movie that I didn't see, but time might be too tight, I don't know. I saw that Cracked round-up in my searching for the post, and yes (!) about those two. I should do a sequel post. You good? What's the latest? ** David Ehrenstein, Marvelous about your review! I'll read that when I'm finished here, as usual. Yesterday was John Waters' 67th birthday. Crazy. Everyone, the one, the only David Ehrenstein has written about the new documentary 'I Am Divine', and you should obviously go read what he wrote, and you can so easily. Yeah, France has a contingent of far right lunatics just like everywhere else, it turns out. It has gotten spookier in the last week. But they're very fringe, and their evil acts are only making support for public support same-sex marriage rise quickly in the polls, to see the silver lining aspect. ** Rewritedept, Hi. The abandoned Belgian castle/chateau is on my agenda for the near future, obviously. Ah, driving on a suspended license. Ugh, but at least not too seriously ugh, I guess. No, I totally forgot until last night that I'm going to Belgium on Thursday morning to work on the theater piece, so we'll have to Skype at the weekend maybe once I'm back. I didn't know that Pharoah's Kingdom had gone defunct. It was alive the last time I saw it from the highway. Wow, next time I'm out there, I'll cruise by that for sure. ** Cobaltfram, Hi ... Johnny. That felt weird. Mm, I think I've enjoyed a reasonable number of memoirs, but I can't remember which ones they were, which might be telling. I'll jog my memory if I can. I greatly prefer oral biographies. Now, there's a pretty great form. Wouldn't work of your book, and nor for mine, unfortunately. The abandoned places post was certainly a crowd pleaser, and that's something. I'll always prefer posts where I have an aesthetic hand in their construction, even though they're never the most popular posts, but I would, wouldn't I? Anyway, glad you dug it so much! Thanks! ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh! I'll be keeping my eye way out and my camera at ready for abandoned places on the upcoming Japan trip, for sure. Thank you so much for sending the pdf! I read half of the book yesterday, and it's just fantastic! I'm almost finished putting the post together, and it'll launch here on Saturday, May 4th. Thank you, Tosh! It's a great honor! Oh, my address, no problem, and thank you! It's: c/o Centre International des Recollets, 150 rue du Faubourg St. Martin, 75010 Paris, France. ** Scunnard, Hi, J. Great news about Lizz's post. (Thank you, Lizz!) Uh, good question about that convergence with your tastes when I'm running out of ideas, and what in the world could that mean, if it's true? It's no ploy, though. Now that I have a rich real life, the blog is harder to do. Later, gator. ** Grant maierhofer, Hi, man! I loved your HTMLG post about Earl M. Rauch book. Nice companion to the abandoned places post, actually. Literary erotica, cool. I've never gotten the Henry Miller thing. I always think his novels are kind of great for the first 10 pages or so, and then they start irritating and boring me. I like him a lot better than Durrell, though. Now there's a writer I really, really don't get. I'm good, thanks. I hope you are, and you sound like you are. ** Pilgarlic, Hey! Chico's Monkey Farm, cool. I googled that, and I found a few images. Looks trippy. I totally agree with you that that sign would have been a very cool capture. ** Heliotrope, Hi, Mark! Ah, thanks, man. I'm going to try to see that Chateau in person soonish, and I'll let you know if it lives up in 3D. Love to you! ** Steevee, Love shut down malls. So satisfying, and yet ... Yes, the far right crazies in France are going a bit crazy at the moment. Between now and the next while -- it looks like the same sex marriage law will pass in a couple of days -- it could be a little intense, we'll see. ** S. Two stacks in almost one shot. Holy shit. I like how they're growing contextually. Pretty stuff, man. And I spy Cody Weston Viers in there. He's an FB friend of mine. Sweet guy. Everyone, today you have two, count them, two Emo stacks from S. to scroll your way through, and, yes, now or very soon would be the time do that by tapping on this. Oh, wait, I think one of them got deleted. Finicky S., it seems. So, go check out the survivor. I'm determined to be immortal, so I'm, like, 'Give it your best shot, death'. Actually, I'm, like, 'Please, please, please don't even try with me, I beg of you'. That's more like it. Ratt has their 'defenders of the artfulness' contingent. It's interesting. I should try them again sometime. Emos aren't that into Bright Eyes as a rule, as far as I can tell. ** Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben! Nice! Was the triangle her idea or yours. Very fetching indeed. ** Nemo, Hey! Well, ditto, man! Probably the weekend for Skypeing since, as I told Rewritedept up above, I forgot until last night that I go out of town to work on a theater piece on Thursday. So, yeah, the weekend? Love, me. ** Sypha, Ah, I do remember you linking to those monuments now that you mention it. I thought they looked familiar. So glad you love the McCourt. 'Time Remaining' is really hard and expensive to come by, yeah, but he's always fantastic, so you can't lose with any of his novels. I am seeking guest days, yes, I am, and I would love to have one of any shape, size, and content from you, should making one give you pleasure. Thanks, James. I know of Jake Bugg, yeah. I've heard a little. Didn't do much of anything for me. But, yeah, I get why a bunch of my gay friends are suddenly interested in him, ha ha. ** Richard chiem, Hi, Richard! What a great pleasure it is for me to see you! Cool about the projection. Are you great? Are you writing? All respect to you, sir. ** Will C., Hi, Will. I've been very good, thank you. Applications to what jobs? Anything you're actually really hoping to get for reasons in addition to the money part? Thanks a lot about the post, man. ** Lee Vincent, Hi, Lee. Thanks about the post. And for saying nice things about my Bresson piece. Yeah, suicide by people I love has been a real factor in my life, and I'm sure that interest and the style/nature of Bresson's portrayal has impacted my reverence for him. Did you like 'Hadewijch'? I did. How is 'Reflections in a Golden Eye'? I like McCullers a lot, but some reason I've never read that one. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Thanks, Jeff. I'm going to google that Oz theme park asap, as you can imagine. I saw this morning that Mud Luscious is shutting down. That's really sad news. Such a great press! Do you know if Blue Square is dying too? Man, that sucks. I think I'll do a Mud Luscious post in memoriam. Yeah, I think I'll do that. No, I don't know anything about why it's folding. I guess we'll know soon. Really sad. Damn. I was excited that Shane Jones is with Two Dollar Radio. Man, that press is on fucking fire. Well, I assume the reason Penguin axed him is that his books didn't make the money they'd hoped. That's always the final reason, I think, but I don't know. I think they might have paid a bundle for 'Light Boxes'. I know there was a bidding war for it. HP not only bid and lost, they asked me to try to talk Shane into publishing with them. Anyway, fuck Penguin, I say. I'll go check that link re: The Fall. Thanks a bunch! ** James, Glad you liked it. I don't agree about it being better than the BM post, but, hey, the public have spoken. The public knows best, right, ha ha. No, thank you! I'm just being whatever. ** Okay. Artists who work with light. That's the long and short of today's post. Hope it's of interest. See you tomorrow.

River Phoenix Day

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'River Phoenix's death has startled and depressed everyone I know, even people who had previously dismissed movie stardom as a form of corporate-induced mass hypnosis. About 72 hours after his fatal collapse, a cynical friend and I happened on a recent television interview in which the earnest young actor was laying out his future plans, and we burst into horrified tears. Weird. That's what we keep saying: Weird that he's dead; weird that we care so much. Phoenix seems to have been admired by a whole lot of people in relative secrecy- an artist whose work insinuated itself into viewers's good graces, no matter how faltering its particular vehicle, nor how initially cold-hearted his audience.

'To wit: As I write this, Hard Copy, hardly a show known for its moral fortitude, is heaping praise on a paparazzi photographer who couldn't bring himself to document the actor's dying convulsions. The word on the streets, even in the gossip columns, had always had Phoenix living a pretty honorable and pristine existence relative to the goings-on of his peers- a poetry-reading, vegetarian, open-minded, Democratic life, free of Shannon Doherty's creepiness, Judd Nelson's self-destructiveness, Mickey Rourke's bombast. Occasionally you'd hear about him standing tensely and unsociably on the fringe of some art gallery opening; S/M performer Bob Flanagan, once a member of the improvisational comedy troupe the Groundlings, remembers Phoenix staggering drunkenly onto the stage during one of their skits. But big deal. He was a kid.

'Mostly he seemed, if anything, too serious, too incapable of relaxing into a benign mindlessness, even for a minute. In a recent issue of Detour magazine, he positively excoriated many of his fellow actors for being ego-driven, and spoke of wanting to move not just out of L.A., but out of this wretched country entirely. Nonetheless, he did continue to live here, and he did apparently die under the influence of drugs at a trendy local nightspot. So it's hard to know what to think right now. Death always focuses people, even if the demystification process takes years in some cases. It shouldn't with Phoenix, since his sincerity and forthrightness have never been in question. Ultimately, barring unforseen revelations, his name, his work, will acquire that particular cult holiness that people naturally create to fill in the blanks around the prematurely taken.

'Phoenix will be our James Dean, just like so many pundits are predicting. Meanwhile, by default, his fellow "outsider" types like Keanu Reeves, Matt Dillon, et al., are stuck being our Marlon Brando, if they're lucky. And that's because actors can't compete with their fans' imaginations, and the accomplishments we'll fantasize for a hypothetical mature Phoenix can't help but outstrip the potential feats of the bona fide middle-aged Phoenix. Life's funny, and even a little disgusting, that way. Comparisons between Phoenix and James Dean are lazy, not to mention ubiquitous at this point, though they did share several of the qualities that separate great actors from mere signifiers of glamour. Both were extremely attentive to detail yet seemingly incapable of submerging their actual emotions under an artifical personality.

'No matter how peripheral Phoenix's role -- the scatterbrained junior hippie in I Love You To Death, the poet/Casanova in The Life and Times of Jimmy Reardon, the loyal, spooked son of Harrison Ford's megalomaniac in The Mosquito Coast -- he was always a little more perceptive and soulful- more real- than anyone else onscreen. Even in as offbeat and dislocated a milieu as the Portland street-hustler scene of My Own Private Idaho, Phoenix's Mike stood out as unusually lonesome- someone who was afraid of, and simultaneously astonished by, his squalid conditions, who desperately sought affection from others while at the same time avoiding sympathizers like the plague. It was a performance that, like most of Dean's, seemed to distill the confused melancholy of an emerging generation.

'Phoenix was the son of hippie parents. He sometimes described his acting style as an attempt to represent how he felt upon trading his family's blanket humanism for the film industry's hatred of the unrepentent individual. Actress-performer Ann Magnuson, who co-starred with Phoenix in Jimmy Reardon, once remarked to me with a kind of amazement how solid and unspoiled he seemed even then, in the teen-idol phase of his career. As someone who entered showbiz with her own mixed feelings, she wondered how or even if he'd survive its multifarious forms of corruption. Maybe that very struggle explains why, as he aged, his performances exuded ever more sadness and pointed discomfort. His best recent work found him playing overgrown kids who clung for their lives to youthful notions of a perfect romantic and/or familial love. In a profession that divides its young into marginalized wackos with integrity like Crispin Glover and John Lurie, or hipster sellouts like Christian Slater and Robert Downey, Jr., Phoenix was that once-in-a-decade actor honest enough to connect powerfully with people his own age, and skillful enough to remind members of an older generation of the intensity they'd lost.' -- DC, 1993



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Further

River Phoenix @ IMDb
'The Short, Happy Life of River Phoenix'
Rio's Attic: The River Phoenix Encyclopedia
The River Phoenix Center for Peacebuilding
My River Phoenix Collection, a Fanpage
Thew River Phoenix Blog
The River Phoenix Discussion Group
RIVER PHOENIX WAS HERE Documentary Official Website
Book: 'River Phoenix: A Short Life'
Peter Bogdanovich interviewed about River Phoenix
'My Love-Hate Relationship with River Phoenix'
The Death of River Phoenix Discussion Forum
River Phoenix Forever, a Spanish Fan Blog
Fuck Yeah River Phoenix
Fuck Year River Phoenix's Hair
River Phoenix Lovers' Journal
A Boy Named River Phoenix tumblr
'A decade without River Phoenix'
'The Strange Saga of River Phoenix's Final Film'



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Nonfiction


Interview 1987


Interview 1988


Interview 1991


River Phoenix hometown tour


Trailer: 'River Phoenix Was Here', a documentary



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Juvenilia


A young River & Joaquin Phoenix in ''Afterschool Special: Backwards: The Riddle of Dyslexia''


River Phoenix's Emotional Performance In 'Surviving: A Family In Crisis' (1985)


Very young River Phoenix sings 'Rock Around the Clock'


River Phoenix in 'Family Ties'



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Songs for and by


River Phoenix singing 'Lone Star State of Mine'


Japanther 'River Phoenix' (live)


Aleka's Attic 'Where I'd Gone'


Panter 'River Phoenix'


John Frusciante & River Phoenix 'Height Down'



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Last Interview




A few days before his death, on October 31, in L.A., River Phoenix was interviewed by Premiere Magazine on the set of his last movie, Dark Blood, in Utah. He was 23 years old.

Your movies often contain an important social or political message. Is it a deliberate choice from yours?

River Phoenix: What inspires me first is the quality of the written word and script, and not some strategy. At the time of Mosquito Coast, I didn't choose my parts yet. I went to a casting and I had the chance to join in such a movie.

Most young actors seem to make more commercial choices than you, is it right?

RP: Maybe some of my movies would have been successful if I hadn't played in... These commercial stuff, I consider them as a pollution of mind. I don't want to contaminate my work or my convictions with things that won't contribute to my growth or to the development of my art.

Generally, how do you deal with a part?

RP: Usually, I write the detailed biography of the character. For me it's the only possible way. To play a sad scene, many will only for example think of their mother's death. I consider it's a mistake for an actor to cross the boundary that separates him from his character. Because then you impose him your own references. That's why I need to have landmarks that only belong to my character. For example, for My Own Private Idaho I wrote a lot. And once the movie was done, I burned it all.

Why?

RP: Everything was on the screen.

Was this also not to use it again?

RP: That's right, even if, as an actor, I'm growing richer and learning with each character. And a new character will then be able to raise from this compilation of parts.

You're vegan?

RP: I'm not eating any animal flesh and I don't feel having the right to take the soul of any living creature. But the movie character, on his side, belongs to the natural food chain, like Native Americans or Inuit. He's entitled to live on earth's natural resources.

Could you describe what you enjoy as an actor?

RP: When you look at the movie history, you realize that there are gaps and missing links. My ultimate goal is to try to give in a competent way a voice to characters who haven't had the chance to talk yet, those who never expressed themselves so far. Even if I've not always been able to do so. For me, the ideal recompense, what really fulfills me, is to create something new. Not only to be original at any cost or to be the first one to do it, but because these blanks need to be filled. Besides, I could play the same character again and again, in a different way each time. As many times as I have atoms in my body.

Are you satisfied with what you've achieved at this point in your career?

RP: Honestly, I don't think this way. I never think of me as an actor. I see all of this as new experiences each time, like as many different lives. As many reincarnations. So when I watch my last movie, I'm unable to judge or to be critical. For me, it's past, and I don't feel any connection to it anymore, like if it was somebody else than me that I'm not responsible for. I immersed myself in another life that the character appropriated. He expressed himself through me, not the other way around.

It sounds like you've always taken care to separate your private life from your actor's work.

RP: Absolutely. Quite often, when actors have such a strong charisma in real life, eventually it has to affect the characters they play. For myself I'm not charismatic in that way. I'm not a "performer". Ideally I would stay mute as River. That's the reason why, for a long time, I've said the opposite of what I really thought. In interviews, I've also played to be characters that I wasn't. I've lied and often contradicted myself to dumbfound people. It's all over now, because I have nothing left to hide. Eventually, I'm quite an ordinary person.



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12 of River Phoenix's 14 films

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Rob Reiner Stand by Me(1986)
'Until Stand By Me, the only film River Phoenix had appeared in had been the teen flick Explorers; he had yet to really make his mark. But in Chris Chambers, he was able to exude that tenderness, vulnerability and understated cool he would eventually become known for. In a particularly heart-wrenching scene, Phoenix sits at the trunk of a tree, the campfire flickering in the foreground, and has a breakdown because he thinks he’s worthless. It was a tough one to get right. Director Rob Reiner asked the actor to think of a time when an adult had let him down. “When someone that you really looked up to, and really loved, wasn’t there for you,” he said. The next take, he got it. Reiner never did find out what Phoenix was thinking about. “He kept crying after that scene and I had to go give him a hug. It is a hard scene to play and then snap out of.”'-- collaged



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Peter Weir The Mosquito Coast (1986)
'The little Foxes are a rosy brood, and Helen Mirren plays archetypal Mother Fox with an eloquent, Meryl Streepish glow. She and the kids -- River Phoenix as Charles, Jadrien Steele as Jerry, and kid models Hilary and Rebecca Gordon as the freckly twin girls -- form a perfect family tableau. And Conrad Roberts becomes a part of the extended family as the compassionate Creole boatman who ferries the Foxes to their new tropical home. This fantasy family of pliable progeny never challenges Fox's increasingly dangerous tyranny. Like Fitzcarraldo before him, Fox is transfigured by the tropics, a stranger in a stranger land. Theroux's theme is handily adopted by Australian director Peter Weir, who works from Paul Shrader's strange screenplay. Weir, who also directed Ford in Witness, has reworked the theme of cultural alienation time and again in such films as The Last Wave, The Year of Living Dangerously and Picnic at Hanging Rock. Here Weir wrestles with similar notions, but with an uncustomarily comic touch. So Mosquito Coast is stripped of its significance and deteriorates into an epic spoofed.'-- LA Times



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William Richert A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon(1988)
'In his first starring performance, Phoenix plays Richert’s alter-ego, a middle-class dreamer in an upper-middle-class suburban world of mansions and country clubs and keeping-up appearances. Goodbye centers on Phoenix’s hapless attempts to scrounge up enough money to travel to Hawaii with blueblood girlfriend Salenger instead of following in his dad’s dispiriting footsteps and attending modest McKinley college in the heart of downtown Chicago. Goodbye belongs to the curious literary subset of fictions concerned with what young men do with their penises. I am, as a rule, not a fan of movies or books about brooding young hunks whose overpowering sexuality renders them irresistible to beautiful women. Yet I found it entirely plausible that every woman Phoenix encounters wants to fuck his brains out. There is a sweetness and a vulnerability to Phoenix’s performance that nicely undercuts the locker-room machismo of a guy making a movie about what a stud he was as a young man. Phoenix makes his character’s serial womanizing—in short order, he lapses into romantic clinches with a coffeehouse pick-up, Baxteresque buddy Matthew Perry’s bitchy girlfriend (Ione Skye), Salenger, and lonely older woman Ann Magnuson—seem like part of a noble search for experience and truth rather than a sleazy bid to score as much tail as possible.'-- Nathan Rabin



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Richard Benjamin Little Nikita(1988)
'Jeffrey Nicolas Grant (River Phoenix), a brash hyperactive high school student lives in a San Diego suburb with his parents, who own a successful garden centre. Keen to fly, he has applied for entry to the Air Force Academy. During a routine background check on Jeff, FBI agent Roy Parmenter (Poitier) finds contradictory information on his parents, making him suspect that all is not as it should be. Further investigations reveal that they may be 'sleeper' agents for the Soviet Union with a teenager son, Jeff Nicholas. Unable to arrest them as they haven't actually done anything yet, Roy continues his investigation, and moves into the house across the street from the Grant family. He warms his way into their confidence.'-- Wikipedia



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Sidney Lumet Running On Empty(1988)
'In Sidney Lumet's latest movie, Running on Empty, River Phoenix portrays Danny Pope, a. k. a. "Mike Manfield" and several other fictitious names. He is 17, in a state of emotional hibernation, and a mystery to his teachers. Yet he performs Mozart's Fantasia, K. 497, well enough to move an entrance jury at the Juilliard School of Music to remark, "You are very talented, you know." The pianism in the movie was the work of local pianist Gar Berke, who coached Phoenix for six months prior to filming. Berke's rendition of Mozart is slower, more meditative than traditionally performed, but exudes the melancholy desired. While on camera, Phoenix synchronized his fingers with a prerecorded tape of Berke playing. It is an amazing feat by Phoenix, who until Running on Empty never studied piano and yet manages to keep alive the illusion that he's actually playing for extended periods of time.'-- LA Times



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Steven Spielberg Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade(1989)
'It was a touch of genius on the part of Steven Spielberg to cast River Phoenix as the young Indiana Jones. The director needed a youthful actor for a clever sequence explaining how our favorite archaeologist got his trademark hat, bullwhip, chin scar, fear of snakes, etc., so he enlisted the 19-year-old Phoenix for the role. The actor was fresh off of Little Nikita and Running on Empty, so it must have been pretty exciting to leap into a beloved adventure series. Mr. Phoenix was quite excellent as the young Indiana Jones, delivering a performance that was half of an homage to Harrison Ford and half just plain ol' heroic derring-do. It's a clever and very likable little performance, and one that indicated a little "action hero" potential from the young actor.'-- Scott Weinberg



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Lawrence Kasdan I Love You to Death(1990)
'While the action takes us where we might expect -- both to the hospital and to jail -- its resolution does not. Joey emerges from his ordeal a changed man and refuses to press charges. "Somebody puts a bullet in your brain, it makes you think." In reaching for a climactic coming-together, the filmmakers seem quite consciously to be reaching for that Moonstruck feeling. But here Kasdan doesn't show Norman Jewison's precision-grip sense of timing and structure. I Love You to Death is both pleasing and baffling. It's a movie oddly out of touch with itself, simultaneously anarchic and flaccid. You can laugh at it, even love some of it, but just as likely, you'll slip off to a dreamy world all your own.'-- The Washington Post



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Nancy Savoca Dogfight(1991)
'River was an absolute pleasure to work with and to be around. He bought a banged up Volvo wagon (his weekly per diem matched my weekly salary!) and chauffeured all his fellow “Bees” and me around town when we had days off. He picked up dinner tabs and made life at the Warwick hotel amusing and unpredictable. One night he and his younger brother, then known to all of us as Leaf (now Joaquin), showed up with motorized toy speedboats that we proceeded to take down to the hotel pool and put to the test. If my memory serves, Rob Lowe was in the vicinity (jacuzzi), dating – and eventually marrying - our makeup woman at the time. River was thoughtful and sweet, not an ounce of territorial actor neurosis, a rare quality. He was also pure as the driven snow, a quality that scrambles like an ant down a drain in a stiff rain in Tinseltown.'-- Lars Beckerman



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Gus Van Sant My Own Private Idaho(1991)
'It’s been 20 years since River Phoenix’s death, and Gus Van Sant’s 1991 road movie My Own Private Idaho is still almost unbearably sad to watch. It isn’t just that Phoenix’s charisma and promise are on full display, though Idaho ranks alongside Running On Empty and Dogfight among his best roles. It’s the way Van Sant’s script leaves Phoenix in a state of constant vulnerability, like a turtle without its shell. At times, his character’s narcolepsy—in which he suddenly, unpredictably falls into a deep sleep—feels like a narrative contrivance, an ongoing deus ex machina calibrated to pivot the story in whatever direction Van Sant decides to take it. But it’s really more a metaphor for a lonely, loveless drifter who has no defense against a world that can take his money, his heart, and his life. Phoenix and his character aren’t one and the same, but they share an openness and sensitivity that’s keenly felt in My Own Private Idaho. They’re prey for a rapacious world.'-- Scott Tobias



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Deleted scenes of River Phoenix in 'My Own Private Idaho'



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Phil Alden Robinson Sneakers(1992)
'Written and directed by Phil Alden Robinson (Field of Dreams) Sneakers is a slightly dated, yet engrossing and humorous thriller about computers, cryptography, espionage, secrets, deception and betrayal. An industrious person could make the argument that this little-known gem - that came and went from theaters without much fanfare in the fall of 1993 - was a sign of things to come! Five techno savvy guys, led by Redford, who has been wanted by the feds since the early 1970s, are called upon to recover a black box that contains an array of computer chips that allow any computer or program to be cracked. This was one of the last films to feature the unbelievably talented River Phoenix, who died of a drug overdose on October 31, 1993, roughly a month or so after the film was released in theaters.'-- collaged



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Peter Bogdanovich The Thing Called Love(1993)
'In Phoenix's first scene, it is obvious he's in trouble. The rest of the movie only confirms it, making The Thing Called Love a painful experience for anyone who remembers him in good health. He looks ill - thin, sallow, listless. His eyes are directed mostly at the ground. He cannot meet the camera, or the eyes of the other actors. It is sometimes difficult to understand his dialogue. Even worse, there is no energy in the dialogue, no conviction that he cares about what he is saying. Some small part of this performance may possibly have been inspired by Phoenix's desire to emulate James Dean or the young Brando in their slouchy, mumbly acting styles. And maybe that's how Bogdanovich and his associates reassured themselves as they saw this performance taking shape. After all, Phoenix came to the project as one of the most promising actors of his generation, and perhaps somehow an inner magic would transmit itself to the film. It does not. The world was shocked when Phoenix overdosed, but the people working on this film should not have been. It is notoriously difficult to get addicts to stop their behavior before they have found their personal bottoms, and so perhaps no one could have saved Phoenix, who was not lucky enough to find a higher bottom than death. But this performance in this movie should have been seen by someone as a cry for help.' -- Roger Ebert



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Sam Shepard Silent Tongue(1994)
'Enough with the Rehashing of how River Phoenix, 23, overdosed on cocaine and heroin last Halloween outside the Viper Room, in L.A. Either Phoenix is reduced to another drug casualty for the just-say-no crowd to duck over, or he's romanticized into pinup martyrdom – a James Dean for the '90s. Phoenix's talent and memory deserve better. He was an actor, an uncommonly gifted one. Evidence of that can be found in Silent Tongue, a haunting tale of love, death and shame in the Old West. It is Phoenix's penultimate performance: The last film he completed, Peter Bogdanovich's sweet but silly Thing Called Love, went swiftly to video. Silent Tongue, a mesmerizing mess written and directed by Sam Shepard (no acting this time), is a more apt swan song. It shows Phoenix at his ambitious best.'-- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone



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George Sluizer Dark Blood(2012)
'Dark Blood is a film directed by George Sluizer, written by Jim Barton, and starring River Phoenix, Judy Davis, and Jonathan Pryce. The film wasn't completed due to the death of Phoenix shortly before the end of the project and remained unfinished for 19 years. Dark Blood consisted of roughly five weeks of on location shooting in Torrey, Utah and was scheduled to complete three weeks of filming interior scenes in Los Angeles, California on a sound stage. Filming was never completed due to Phoenix's death on October 31, 1993. Production halted while insurers and financiers tried to determine if the movie could be completed, but with important scenes still needing to be shot the film was abandoned on November 18, 1993. For the 2012 release, these missing scenes were replaced with Sluizer providing narration.'-- collaged



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p.s. Hey. So, tomorrow morning I travel to a Belgian town called Courtai where the new theater piece I'm making with Gisele and Stephen O'Malley and Peter Rehberg, 'The Pyre', is in its late stage rehearsals. It'll be the first time I see the piece with its giant, led light-packed set in place and working, which is exciting. Anyway, point is, as a consequence of my morning train departure time, there won't be a full-fledged p.s. tomorrow. As for Friday, hard to tell 'cos I'm being put up at some unknown to me B&B where there may or may not be internet connectivity. If there is, and if rehearsals start at the usual Vienne-related late morning time, I'll do the p.s., but, if those two stars don't align, there'll be no p.s. per say on Friday either, and I'll catch up with the accumulated comments when I'm back in Paris on Saturday. ** Scunnard, Or maybe my notions of my own depletion are, in fact, a miscalculation and misinterpretation of what is, instead, a new kind of productivity on a lower-key and, consequently, more, mm, spiritual plane or something. Glad you dug yesterday. You did stuff for Lee Breuer? Wow, did I know that before? Cool. I'm good, yeah, thanks. You were first, yeah. No, it's good because you get me before the p.s. writing burn-out starts to set in, if that's a good thing. Logic says it must be, right? ** Misanthrope, 'World War Z' ... I've heard of that. Blockbuster or something. Brad Pitt? Truer words have rarely been typed than those in the last sentence of your comment. ** S., Had to? If one has to, one has to. That's the golden rule, I reckon. Anyway, the stacks are back! And a list atop it. Interesting looking list. I'll run my eye of its textual labyrinth just a bit later. Folks, if you click this word-shaped thing, you'll be at S.'s blog, or, well, you will be after you click through the content warning, but I guess you're used to doing that as visitors to good old DC's. Anyway, when you get there, you'll see, first, an interesting list composed by S., followed shortly thereafter by his latest Emo stack. So, the price of your click is a super bargain, in other words. Yeah, right? Immortality suits me really well, I think. That's why it has to happen. Overkill? Not Urge Overkill? Just Overkill? Okay. Crazy writing ideas rule. ** Wolf, Wolf! Nah, haven't managed to get to the PdT show yet, damn. I'll do that pronto. Well, I read something or somethings somewhere that they did actually film at least some of the Bond on the actual island, but who knows, and whatev', right? I've tried a few times to do a post on/re: film sets, and it's weird how scrawny the results are for such a lucrative seeming image search. I'll try again because it is a swell idea. I've never heard of 'The Place Beyond the Pines'. I wonder if it's playing here. I wonder what the French decided to rename it. I'll check. Geeky course high sounds a sweet motherfucking high. I want a contact high. Give it to me. Or, well, I guess I have the contact high right now, but give me more. ** David Ehrenstein, As you noted, France now has same-sex marriage and adoption. How about dem apples? We'll see how the crazies react. They're threatening to react like crazy, as it were. But we'll see. I think all was relatively quiet on the French front yesterday. ** Nemo, Hi, J. An email? Okay, I'll go find it. That was you buried in intense phone static yesterday? Shit. Almost nobody ever calls me on that line, so I guess the phone itself has fallen off its perch too many times and gotten fucked up. I'll see if the Recollets will replace it. I don't know who Jim Hobson is. Who is he? ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh! My honor, my pleasure, great sir! I finished reading the book. It's very beautiful. It isn't what I expected at all in the most wonderful way. Really great for so many reasons. Oh, cool, about your Tokyo friend. No, I'm going with my pal Zac, and neither of us have ever been to Japan before. I'm hoping that d.l. Paul Curran will be there then and that we can hook up. But, yes, thank you, I would very much like that guy's contact information, if you don't mind. ** Cobaltfram, Oh, Dennifer is almost going too far, ha ha. I'm going to go traditional on you. Hi, John. Well, the cool thing about writing books is you can not control the reader except in the most superficial ways, so they might totally forget what you've written, and there ain't nothing you can do about it. Scary cool. Nobody had sent me that coffee thing/link, and I welcome it, and I am not in the least surprised by its proposition. Very nice and thank you re: the post idea/offer. Sweet. Oh, shit, I didn't set my mind to thinking of good memoirs. I'll get back to that thinking. Sweet about finally meeting your cyber friend in Dallas. ** Shane Jones, Hi, Shane! Wow, very cool to see you here. I read your interview on the TDR tumblr. Very interesting, and, based on my experience with one of my publishers, I relate to what happened with 'Daniel' in pretty much every respect. Yeah, sales figures. I know in the past when I've been between publishers and looking for a new one, most of the responses have been on the order, 'Yeah, he's a wonderful writer, and we would love to have him if his sales figures were higher.' The print review coverage thing is really weird right now. My last novel, 'TMS', got very, very few print reviews, which really surprised me since that hadn't happened before, and because I hadn't been with such a giant press before, and the people at HP said that the 'industry' is in this weird phase where print reviews of literary books are happening much, much less than before, but publishers still base their opinion on how well a book does critically on the print review coverage, and they still pooh-pooh online review coverage. So, anyway, yeah. Penguin were fools not to support 'Daniel' more. It's a really fantastic book, and I can't wait for the new one, and I hope the TDR experience is a good. I really like what those guys are doing. It seems like it could be a very nice home. Best to you, Shane! ** TIM MILLER QUEER PERFORMER, Hey, Tim! So really great to see you, my pal! Yes, France did the inevitable and must-do yesterday at last. I've been following your recent travels on FB very happily! Oh, the New Museum thing, yeah! Great! Aren't they also doing some event or series of events around you, Karen, Holly, and John? The loft? You mean Arturo's parents' loft in SoHo? Yeah, I liked staying there a lot. It's very cozy and kind of kooky with a very decent kitchen and, obviously, an insanely good location. You'll enjoy that, I'm pretty sure. Love to you, T! ** Steevee, Ha ha, yeah, that fan fiction thing isn't really a surprise now that you mention it. Those teens' imagined interpretation of him seems as potentially right-on as any other explanation out there at the moment. I like Marnie Stern. I haven't been in love with her stuff so far, but I def. like it. Haven't heard the new album yet. Sounds really interesting. I'll go hear it. Thanks, man. Oh, excellent Ozon interview, btw! ** Sypha, Yeah, me too. It's funny being a huge McCourt fan while knowing shit from shinola about opera since it's so big in his work. Interesting about Gaddis. I really need to get that. Good, good, about you refocusing on your creativity, obviously! ** Will C., Fingers heavily and severely and even painfully -- you deserve it -- crossed that you'll get one of those writing gigs. You finished a novella? Sweet news there. Cool, I'd love to see it, big natch. ** Randomwater, Hey, there! It's so great to see you! Yeah, I knew you were in LA and are living with Frank and Luke from Frank and from Joel. I'm really glad that the move has worked out so well for you. I look forward to finally meeting you and seeing your pad and stuff the next time I'm in LA. I've been really good. Things are really good. Spring took forever to arrive in Paris, but it's been here for about a week and a half now. It's one of the best times of the year here, for sure. It still rains a fair amount, but it's warm and everything looks very sharp. Oh, cool, I think, that 'TMS' left an interesting after effect in you that wasn't so apparent until you finished reading it. That's kind of what I was going for. Very cool. Yeah, it's real nice to see you, man, and it would be awesome to see you here more, if that pleases you. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Excellent: new Surgeon mix. I'll hit that up straight away. Thanks, buddy. I see, about the freedom you gave the Ortons. Nice choice on their part, I think. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! Dude, that's incredible and so kind and amazing of you to do that DC's thing on Neato Mosquito. I'm very honored, and I love what you've picked, and, of course, I'm very pleased and touched that you highlighted the post about George Miles. Thank you so much! Everyone, the unimpeachable Chris Dankland, master of multiple universes, has put together a DC's-centered post or series of posts today on his great NEATO MOSQUITO ALT LIT FIREWORKS SHOW site, so, if you want to scroll through/bathe in some of this blog's selected high-points according to Chris, you can do that right here, thank you! And if you're a Twitter person, you can now follow TNMALFS there. Just click on this and do that. Oh, I think the post you're looking for is this one about the artist Douglas Huebler, isn't it? Very exciting about the 9 eBooks sequence plan. Yeah, very exciting! Obviously, I can not fucking wait for them. I haven't finished 'Taipei' yet, but it's my train trip reading tomorrow, so I think I probably will finish right away. I like it a lot. It might be my favorite Tao thing thus far, at least based on the partial/most read I've done so far. Very curious to read your review. So hard to tell how it will go for the book. Tao moving up to a major publisher is very interesting, and I can't quite figure what that will do. I could see it being a huge break out hit for him. I can also see it being the golden excuse for the Tao hating and, not just Tao hating, Alt Lit hating/fearing lit establishment pontificators to go after him. It will be fascinating to see what happens. I feel like I really can't predict. I mean, it seems like the online Tao hating has died down in the last six months or so, but the question is what the lit crowd outside of the online community is making of him and of the Alt Lit world that they probably think he leads and represents. I think it's best not to take Bret's tweets very seriously. And, even so, given Tao's status as 'the hot' young writer and Bret's former status as 'the hot' new writer, I think there has to be a lot of baggage in his opinion. Everything's going great with me, thanks. And with you too, if there's any justice. And thank you again a lot for the DC's spotlight. ** Brendan, Mr. Lott! Do my eyes deceive me? No, it's you, glory-enshrouded you! Hi, buddy! I'm doing great, man. Yeah, the late nights required to watch Dodger games over here have turned me into a kind of imaginary fan, or at least a fan who has to content himself with post-game reports, alas. Wait, didn't I see on FB that you have a new gallery show up or almost up? Did I imagine that? If not, that's something pretty exciting to report, man. Lots of love to you! ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. Oh, good, phew, that Blue Square is continuing. You mean James Turrell's crater project? I haven't heard too much about it lately, so I don't know. Thanks to Google maps, it's now easy to locate, and I'm planning on a road trip to see it in whatever condition it's currently in the next time I'm out West. Sure, do pick my brain. It would be an honor. Best before about May 5th because I'll be hitting the road then. You want to Skype? ** Rewritedept, Hi. Mm, only one of the artists in the post yesterday was mentioned in 'TMS', I think. I join you in wishing a new life for you, if that helps. Sweet how sweet you are about your sis. Aw. Track list done but hidden, cool. I like hidden things. As I said up above, the Belgium trip is to work on the new theater piece. So, it's for work and for pleasure as a consequence of said work, hopefully. Yeah, Japan, in June. I am a lucky duck. No question about it. ** Lee Vincent, Hi, Lee! Oh, cool that you liked 'Hadewijch' so much. It's pretty great, right? 'Hors Satan' might even be better, I think. Let me know your thoughts re: it. I absolutely have to read that McCullers. It sounds so amazing, and it's such a good length. I like her a lot too, even from a West Coast born and raised perspective. I've had this long standing idea that I want to write a novel that's a kind of remake of 'Heart Is the Lonely Hunter', but I've never quite figured out how to do it. That novel was massive for me. Have a great day, man. ** Okay. I realized the other day that I have never done a full-on River Phoenix post, and I decided to right that wrong, and there you go. The blog will see you tomorrow, and I will see you in my p.s. costume either on Friday or Saturday. Take care until whichever of those two days.

How to Make Smoke Come Out of Your Fingers

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Gather the materials. (A striker from a matchbox (black, not red). An ashtray. A lighter. Water on hand for dampening the flame if needed. Soap and water for cleaning.) Have a bowl or jug of water on standby, just in case. Remove or roll up any clothing that is loose or dangling around the wrist, hand, and finger regions.





Remove the striker from the side of the matchbox. Either cut it away, or gently tear it from the box.





Fold the striker in half. Fold it hot dog style, and have the cardboard facing on the outside.





Place the striker in an ashtray. Place it with the cardboard side facing upwards.





Light the striker part. Use a lighter to start a small fire.





Burn it for a little while.





Push the burnt out striker part aside. The brown residue is left in the ashtray.





Wipe the residue off the ashtray with a finger.





Rub your fingers against each other. You should see the smoke appear, and it will look as if it is "coming out of your fingers". The effect will last a long while but you can add more residue if you wish to continue the trick for longer.





Wash your fingers well. Remove all traces of the residue at the end of the trick, as the residue can be harmful.





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p.s. Hey. I'm off to Belgium via train this morning to work on 'The Pyre'. Hence, this mini-p.s. I'm still not sure if I'll have the means and time to do the p.s. tomorrow, so maybe I'll see you in the morning, or maybe I'll see you on Saturday. In the meantime, learn how to make smoke come out of your fingers, milk come out of your eye, a taser come out of your disposable camera, and, gosh, so much more. See you soon.

Gig #38: Little Girl presents ... 10 former teen idols who are in their fifties or sixties or dead now

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"An import from India,Sajid Khanmade teen idol press because he was one of Gloria Stavers' pet projects. (Other pet projects of Gloria's included Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits, Mark Lindsey of the Raiders, Dino, Desi and Billy, Cliff Richards and even Jim Morrison.) When Sajid gained Gloria's attention and she began to pimp him in the pages of 16, poor Jay North, his co-star in the short-lived TV series Maya, was left behind (Jay apparently was pretty jilted by this). The usual teen-magazine article about Sajid was about India culture and the difference between American girls and India girls, but apparently Sajid was far more incorporated into western civilization then the magazines liked you to believe. He listened to the Beatles... not Ravi Shankar. As an idol Sajid even wrote a book and recorded an album which apparently got some airplay although none of the tracks ever hit Billboard's Top 100 (although his version of "Getting to Know You" did reach #108 on the Billboard chart). Sajid eventually moved from LA back to India where today runs a jewelry factory."







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"The Keane Brotherswere the sons of Bob Keane, the founder of Del-Fi Records. After the elder Keane closed his record label, he promoted the boys as a Bubblegum pop band. The Keane Brothers' first single, "Sherry" (#84) was released in 1976, followed closely by a self-titled debut album in 1977. That summer, John and Tom (aged 11 and 12) reportedly became the youngest people ever to host a prime-time variety television program. The Keane Brothers Show aired on CBS for four weeks in 1977 as a summer replacement for the Wonder Woman show. Between the years of 1977 and 1982, the brothers released four albums. The second album, Taking Off, was released in 1978 with a disco sound and produced by song writer Lamont Dozier. In 1981, the group added Mark Moulin on guitars and Mike Millwood on bass and shortened its name to Keane. The third album was titled Keane. In 1982, the group released the album Today, Tomorrow And Tonight with Moulin and Jason Scheff on bass. The brothers eventually disbanded the duo and pursued solo careers."







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"In autumn of 1976,Leif Garrettrecorded his first album, Leif Garrett. The album was released in 1977, and his first four singles charted modestly on the US Hot 100. All of these hits were covers of late 1950s and early 1960s hits such as "Runaround Sue." In mid-1978 he signed with Scotti Brothers Records and recorded his second album, Feel the Need. Its first single, "I Was Made For Dancin'", reached #10 on the US Hot 100 and #4 on the British chart in early-1979. It became his greatest hit in both the US and the UK. However, subsequent singles failed to crack the Top 20 in either country. In 1986 Garrett joined the Church of Scientology and provided lead vocals to the song "The Way to Happiness", as well as backing vocals to the title track of the L. Ron Hubbard album The Road to Freedom. However, Garrett left the church in 1992 after becoming a qualified Scientologist. In the 1980s Garrett returned to acting, appearing in a small role as Bob Sheldon in the 1983 Francis Ford Coppola film The Outsiders. In 1985 he starred in Shaker Run as a mechanic and in Thunder Alley as the lead singer of a pop band that is torn apart by drugs. Other notable Leif Garrett movies from the decade include Delta Fever and the horror film Cheerleader Camp. After a break from 1990 to 1995, Garrett returned to acting and singing, appearing in the 1995 low-budget horror film Dominion, touring with The Melvins and recording vocals for their cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit". In 1999, Los Angeles police arrested Garrett in the MacArthur Park area after he allegedly tried to buy narcotics from undercover officers. On January 14, 2006, when Garrett was arrested on a Los Angeles subway platform for not having a ticket, police found drugs in his possession. Because of an outstanding warrant for violating probation in a cocaine-related arrest, he was held without bail. On May 11, after failing to complete court-ordered drug rehabilitation, he was sentenced to 90 days in jail and three years' probation. On February 1, 2010, Garrett was arrested again for possession of narcotics. After denying having any drugs in his possession, he finally admitted to police that he had black tar heroin in his shoe. He posted $10,000 bail and was charged with a felony count of heroin possession. On October 18, 2010, Garrett pleaded no contest to heroin possession in Los Angeles and entered a court-ordered rehab program."







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"Jack Wildwas a British actor who is best remembered for his performances in both stage and screen productions of the Lionel Bart musical Oliver! It was at the 1968 premiere of Oliver! that Wild met brothers Sid and Marty Krofft, who thought he would make a good lead for a show they were developing called H.R. Pufnstuf. Wild starred in this American family television series that launched in 1969, and he was paid $1,000,000 to play "Jimmy", a boy washed up on "Living Island" (a magic island) with his best friend Freddy, a talking flute. Wild also embarked on a recording career, cutting one album for Capitol Records and two for Buddah Records in the early 1970s. The three albums were called The Jack Wild Album, Everything's Coming Up Roses, and Beautiful World. Like many child stars, Wild struggled to make the transition to adult stardom. He had begun to drink and smoke regularly at the age of 12, and by 1973, at age 21, he was already a registered alcoholic and a diabetic. In 1981 he was supposed to star with Suzi Quatro in a series about a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde for British television, but it was cancelled at the last minute, in large part due to his unreliability. Having squandered the fortune he had made during his childhood, Wild was forced to live with his retired father for a few years. His alcoholism caused three cardiac arrests and resulted in several hospital stays until he stopped drinking in 1989. Wild died on 2 March 2006 at age 53 after a long battle with oral cancer caused by his alcoholism and smoking."







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"Jay Northwas chosen for the role of Dennis the Menace out of a crowd of around 500 hopefuls by creator Hank Ketcham himself. He played the role for the entire run of the series, which was from 1959 to 1963. In 1960, North recorded The Misadventures of Dennis the Menace soundtrack stories on LP as well as an LP album of songs titled Jay North - Look who's singing!. By 1962, eleven-year-old North had begun to outgrow the childish antics that the character was known for. In a later interview, North recalled: "Because of the pressures of the business, I became very serious, very morbid and very withdrawn from the world. I was the antithesis of the little kid that I played on the television show." Following the show, North appeared in the 1966 movie Maya and in the television adaptation of the film the next year. In the 1970s, he was the voice of the teenage Bamm-Bamm Rubble in the Flintstones spin-off cartoon series The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show. North left acting in the late 1970s and joined the Navy. He was honorably discharged in 1979. For many years, he worked as a prison guard in Florida, and now works as a corrections officer in Florida. He is also involved with the child-actor advocacy group, A Minor Consideration, as a counselor. The group was founded by Paul Petersen, formerly of The Donna Reed Show."







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"The waning days of the Watergate scandal were good times for barely teen idols, andthe Williams Brothers-- Andy Williams and David Williams, nephews of Andy Williams -- were one of several such acts who briefly flitted across the pop radar. Actually, they had very little chart success, despite a spurt of media attention. In retrospect, their music was dull, slickly produced, about-to-enter-the-mid-'70s middle-of-the-road pop/rock, though the brothers were better singers than many young teen idols of the era. Throughout the early 70s, the Williams Brothers made the obligatory appearances in the teen magazines, but didn't really make a big splash. They also appeared on Uncle Andy's television specials, singing Everly Brothers-type songs, as well as several Williams family albums. In the mid-70s, they laid low for a while and studied music. In 1987, billed as The Williams Brothers, they released three CDs of thoughtful folk rock for Warner Bros. Records. In 1994, David did an interview for The Advocate announcing he was gay."







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"This was way back in 1983. Remember whenScott Baio had that brief singing career? Well, he was having a concert at Knott's Berry Farm. I stood in line all day to get the best seats. My parents, however, went in much later. I ended up in the front row. After the concert, I tried to climb backstage to met Scott (I was only 13), but security caught me. I was upset, but when I went outside my father was looking for me. He happened to be sitting next to Scott Baio's mother and father during the concert. My father explained how much I loved Scott, and Scott's parents wanted to meet me. So, Scott's father put his arm around me, and escorted [me] past a group of screaming teens ... and into Scott's dressing room!!! Out comes Scott Baio in little shorts, no shirt, straight out of the shower! He kissed me, talked to me and asked me for my address. Later, he mailed me a letter and autographed picture. Then, less than a year later, I went to the taping of Charles in Charge. Guess who was sitting in front of me? Heather Locklear! She was very nice. After the show, I got the opportunity to meet Scott again!!!!!! Guess what???? He remembered me from the concert!!! He told me how pretty I was! He also mailed me another autographed picture!!!"







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"If you're like me, you put the songs contained on Kristy & Jimmy McNichol's seminal masterpiece Kristy & Jimmy right up there with Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, The White Album, and anything by Leonard Cohen, Miles Davis, or Johnny Coltrain. And you have probably masturbated to a Jimmy McNichol/ Willy Ames/ Christopher Atkins wrestling-in-Speedos fantasy more times than you care to admit. And probably still do, to this very day. (You sick cow.) So it saddens me to post this. Really. But there's no escaping it: Jimmy McNichol just doesn't look as hot as he did in the '70s. It took me a while to put my finger on it, but it seems the last vestige of my golden youth, my knight in red satin, has grown up and gotten meth-face. Not that we didn't see it coming. But still. This is rather sad. He recently did the audio commentary for the DVD release of his classic horror film, Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker, and talked to Code Red Productions about "his memories of the shoot, what he is doing now, and his possible comeback in the music scene."







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"With their lighthearted approach to music, the DeFranco Family became a successful pop music act in the mid-1970s. Their debut 1973 single, "Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat," featuring the lead vocals of then 13-year-oldTony DeFranco, reached number three in the U.S. on the Billboard Hot 100 chart and the top slot on the Cashbox singles chart, as well as hitting number three in their native Canada on the RPM 100 national Top Singles chart. Their second single, "Abra-Ca-Dabra," which reached the Top 40, was followed by their final hit, "Save the Last Dance for Me," which reached number 18 on the charts in May 1974. The DeFranco Family's active career reached a roadblock when a rock version of their tune "Write Me a Letter" failed to generate much attention and reached no higher than the 104th slot on the charts. They continued to tour and perform in Las Vegas. Frustrated by their inability to attain their previous heights, they disbanded in 1978. Tony obtained a real-estate license and became a realtor with Sotheby's International Realty in Westlake Village, California."







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"Bobby Shermanwas an introverted child, rendered insecure by frequent family moves. He played football in high school, which helped bring him out of his shell, and shortly after graduation he was "discovered" when he burst into song at a Hollywood party. Within weeks he was asked to audition for Shindig, a 1960s TV show where Sherman would sing other performers' pop hits if the original artist was unable or unwilling to appear on the show. He went on to record several hits of his own, including "Little Woman", "La La La", "Easy Come, Easy Go", and "Julie, Do Ya Love Me?" He had six gold singles, and six gold albums. Music brought him a token acting career: he played the sweet, stuttering lumberjack Jeremy Bolt on Here Come the Brides, where future Hutch David Soul played his older brother. He now works as a reserve officer with the Los Angeles Police Department."







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p.s. Hey. Silent DC's reader and now guest-host Little Girl is the first to answer my plea for guest-posts with this special gig featuring ten facially gifted pop music teen and/or 'teen' sirens and crush seekers of the mostly 1970s, and it's something else, as you will hear if you haven't already. Please make of it what you will, thank you. And a huge thank you to our generous lurker, Little Girl! So, it turns out that I have a little internet and time before I head over to rehearsals today, and, thus ... ** Wednesday ** Antonio Heras, Hey, man! Thanks. Hugs back from very south Belgium. ** Grant Scicluna, Hi, Grant! Really good to see you! Twenty years, I know, so weird. I'm very good. Uh, I've barely seen this town I'm staying in, although I can't say that there seems to be all that much to see. Very small and kind of architecturally hodgepodgy and blah. 'The Pyre' looks good, I think. Some fine tuning to do, but hopefully that's all. The set of lights is pretty whoa, I think. The B&B is very odd and kind of annoying, actually, but I'm out of here for good in about an hour. A 'hate-writing' mindset can get be just the thing you need as long as you can get the writing need itself to be compulsive at the same time or something. I don't know. Maybe. Best of luck de-snailing by whatever means, and it's lovely to have you back. ** BradDolan/Dan Callahan, Hey there, two named pal! It's a true and rare pleasure to have your fine typing hand imprint this place. I'm excited to read your piece on RP. I'll probably have to do that when I get to Paris tonight, but that's okay, right? Everyone, the very fine writer and dude Dan Callahan, author of the book 'Barbara Stanwyck: The Miracle Woman', for one thing, wrote a piece on River Phoenix for Alt Screen, and, due to the subject matter and Dan's many gifts, I urge you to go read it. Take care, sir. ** David Ehrenstein, Thank you for your good thoughts on RP. ** Thomas Moronic, Hey, T. Thank you a lot. Yes, Chris, Mr. G., I hope he's doing okay, and no doubt he is, as no doubt are you, I hope? ** Tosh, Hey. No, thank you! The exact schedule is still being sorted out. I'll let you know when it's cement. Roughly, I think we get to Tokyo on June 8th, stay there for maybe a week and a half, and come back for maybe five or so days at the end of the tip at the end of June/very start of July. I hope your book tour is going extremely splendidly. ** Rewritedept, Hi. Oh, okay, on Overkill. Let me know how your sis digs the punk rock show. Hope your day of work suited you somehow. ** Brendan, Hey! Oh, maybe that's what I saw. I remember you standing in front of a store window that had lettering on the glass that seemed to have to do with your work. I will check out that Altar of Plagues video, you bet, thank you, probably tonight since I'll be staring at 'The Pyre' in a few minutes and then for the duration. You rule! ** Billy Lloyd, Hi, Billy! Welcome back! Cool, cool, cool about the success of the London sojourn. Nice pix, especially the flowers one, so, if those aren't even the final, pro pix, it seems like your public image will be A-okay. You're coming to Paris! Very excellent news! I will do everything in my power to be there at the time that you're going to be there. Great! 30 minutes, that's approaching album-sized, or at least what passed for album-sized back in the vinyl only days. Best of the best of luck with the exam/recital, and I'll look forward to seeing you whenever you can be here. ** Pilgarlic, Michael Parks, wow, that's name/guy I haven't thought about in a while. I'm going to google him. RIP: Richie Havens, yeah. I saw him a few times back in my teen and teen-ish days, mostly at festivals, I think. You good? I hope so. ** Steevee, I'm staying far away from the comments sections everywhere these days for that reason. Well, except for, like, youtube comments, I guess. Weird/fucked up about the neglectful The Atlantic. Annoying. ** Will C., No prob, buddy. Oh, it's not just a novella but a marketable novella as well? Two birds with one stone? Nice. ** Sypha, That is kind of weird re: your extremely limited RP intake. You should at least watch 'My Own Private Idaho.' Yeah, Japan, I know, amazing. I'm jealous of myself. I really like 'Carpenter's Gothic', yeah. Very cool, obviously, about the short stories plus novella book idea! ** S. Hi, S. Folks, here's the newest in your nigh on daily S.-masterminded Emo stack output/input, and it's 'to the boys of France', so it's got to be good. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. I hope work has gotten de-hectic-sized. Post would be sweet, man, if it pleasures you. Best, best, best to you. ** Grant maierhofer, Hi, Grant. I think you might be right. I think the difference is probably the gossip shit sites that take everything unusual that the famous do and browbeat it into something simplistic and banal that then becomes either the consensus reaction or the thing that defenders of the famous have to use as the touchstone in their reaction or something. I'm doing good, thanks. Working with Stephen today, in fact. In, uh, 20 minutes, in fact, yikes. I'd better speed this p.s. up. I hope things are at least great with you. ** Thursday ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, David. I kind of am having fun, stressy fun anyway. 'Hannah Arendt' is playing in Paris right now. I'll try to catch it. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. And how did they dig or not 'F for Fake' this time? I'll get back to you re: Skyping time when I get to Paris, so I'll write to you tomorrow. ** Misanthrope, Fuck your fucked sleep, man. Did that help? Nah, right? I could make my lungs smoke too, if I really wanted to. Wait, mine smoke all the fucking time. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! That shoelace trick is fucking insane, right? I totally agree with your instincts re: the nature of the upcoming coverage of Tao re: 'Taipei'. Could be quite an extremely interesting and possibly momentous -- in a general sense, re: contemporary lit -- occasion. Agree too about the 'drug haze' thing, yeah. Wow, what have I been listening to lately? I'm spacing out for some reason. Let me think or rethink that question and answer tomorrow because I'm suddenly running late with the p.s. re: being imminently due at rehearsals, so, yeah, soon. Thanks a lot, man. And that site you linked is beautifully done. Everyone, check out this wonderfully made site recommended by Chris Dankland. ** Kyler, Ha ha, no doubt, about your smokey fingers. Oh, you went to that PT event? Shit, I was supposed to write a tributary little thing about Ira to give to the person introducing him, and I totally forgot. Shit! Glad it was fun, interesting. Happy for you re: your friend, but, you know, bleah on Bram getting something for that book. Ha ha. ** Steevee, Mom weirdness, yuck, sorry. Moms, man, phew. ** Nic Sheff, Hi, Nic! Thanks a whole for being here. I'm in a terrible rush, or I would greet you far more properly. Yeah, RE/Search kind of co-published a graphic novel I co-did. They're great. And the 'Pranks' book is terrific, yeah. No, I don't know American TV du jour at all. Since moving over here, American TV has become one of the black holes in my cultural input. But I have heard of that show, and that's super awesome that your wrote an episode. Very cool! And that you titled it after 'Try', I mean, wow, thank you so much. That's really, really amazing. Thank you, man! I will wait for that episode and find it online by hook or crook. Very, very best to you, Nic! ** Rewritedept, I did. Well, the acid today isn't the acid of old, and the world is a scarier context, but, yeah, LSD is The Man. Going to at least be in LA in October for the Halloween shebang. Not sure about otherwise, but probably. Take care. ** Right. Sorry for having to scramble so fast there towards the end. I've got to run. Enjoy the post. See you tomorrow.


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'Gisele Vienne, born in 1976, is a Franco-Austrian artist, choreographer and director. After receiving her university degree in Philosophy, she studied at the puppeteering school Ecole Supérieure Nationale des Arts de la Marionnette. There she met Etienne Bideau-Rey with whom she created her first shows. She works regularly with, amongst other, the writer Dennis Cooper, the musicians Peter Rehberg and Stephen O’Malley, the light designer Patrick Riou, and the actor Jonathan Capdevielle. Since 2004, she has choreographed and directed, in collaboration with the writer Dennis Cooper, I Apologize (2004) and Une belle enfant blonde / A young, beautiful blond girl (2005), Kindertotenlieder (2007) and Jerk, a radioplay in the framework of the “atelier de création radiophonique” of France Culture (June 2007), the play Jerk (2008), This is how you will disappear (2010) and LAST SPRING: A Prequel (2011). In 2009, she created Eternelle Idole with an ice skater and an actor and restaged a revised version of Showroom Dummies (2001), of her first work, co-created with Etienne Bideau-Rey. Since 2005, she has been frequently exhibiting her photographs and installations.

'"The theater can play with the notions of right and wrong to create narrative disorders," says Vienne. "In this context, I like to work as an investigator who gathers elements. The best mental exercise is to always question reality, and questioning the conventions of perception fascinates me. In addition, the theater has for me a great ceremonial value. It is a framed space that allows us to cope with what drives us and what does not fit into the accepted framework of morality. We have the right to have morbid fantasies but it is important to find a framework where we can face and enjoy them, and why not! In my work, the staging has obvious cathartic values. I am looking for an extreme physical and intellectual experience. There is a real risk, emotionally in particular, in addressing the topics I choose.

'"The main work in my staging is the relationship to reality. What seems to be true? How do we transcribe our perception of reality? For instance, Jerk is reassuring in its linear form with its dramatic tension. The reality constructed in a different yet familiar way for the viewer. But looking closer, in my opinion, the viewer is confronted with a subversive perception of reality. My interest narrative structures draws heavily from those which are at work in the novels of Alain Robbe-Grillet and my collaborator Dennis Cooper. Like myself in my role as director, the audience is placed in the role of a police inspector who has to analyze in detail the evidence that's offered to them with the utmost vigilance vis-à-vis their own own fantasies. My pieces are traps."' -- collaged



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Further

Gisele Vienne Official Website
DACM
GV & DC's 'Teenage Hallucination Festival'
Gisele Vienne @ Synesthesia Garden
Audio: GV, DC, and Stephen O'Malley's Audio Guide @ The Whitney Biennial
Podcast: 'Emission du mercredi 7 mars Gisèle VIENNE et La Grande Sophie'
10 songs that saved Gisele Vienne's life
'Gisèle Vienne - Blow up : Rencontre' @ arte
GV @ The Contemporary Performance Site
Gisele Vienne @ Editions POL
Video: GV interviewed about her book '40 Portraits'
Book/CD: 'Jerk: Through Their Tears'
Stephen O'Malley
Peter Rehberg's Editions Mego



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Extras


Gisele Vienne interviewed re: 'TIHYWD' (in English)


Gisele Vienne & DC interviewed re: The 'Teenage Hallucination' Festival


Tour of GV's exhibition 'Through Their Tears'


DC & GV's live presentation @ The Serpentine Gallery


GV discusses 'Jerk' (in French)


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'KTL is a duo made up of Stephen O’Malley (Sunn O))), Khanate) and Editions Mego head Peter Rehberg (Pita). KTL formed from the duo composing sound and music for performance artist Gisèle Vienne and author Dennis Cooper’s theatre production Kindertotenlieder. According to its creators KTL is “Threatening new collaboration taking in parallel worlds of Extreme Computer Music and Black Metal” The music of KTL is anchored in the lowest frequencies of both electronics and guitar, evolving patiently and murkily via intense drones that envelop and submerge the listener - smothering, claustrophobic yet at the same time beautifully textured, with O'Malley's restrained guitar tone rumbling away underneath a duvet of dense modular synth lines... or rather one line, extended and amplified until it fills every nook and cranny of space and even, if you listen to it in the right frame of mind, time. This power, this all-encompassing envelopment that the duo creates, has long been their signature.' -- collaged



KTL live @ Donaufestival 2007, Krems


KTL live @ Aktovy Zal, Moscow


KTL V (full album)


Invisible Oranges: Let me ask you a bit about the technical side of recording with KTL, specifically KTL4. The sound is really dry; it sounds like you’re recording in a studio. It sounds like the electronics are recorded direct, and maybe there’s a close mic on the guitar cabinet. But there’s all this atmosphere, all this exterior sound that sounds like it’s beyond what’s being played. What was the production aesthetic?

Stephen O'Malley: Well, that record is the first record we did outside of this whole theatre thing, and we wanted to work with Jim O’Rourke. In order to do that these days, you have to go to Tokyo where he lives, ’cause he doesn’t go anywhere else anymore. His ears and his way of recording are his own; it’s very much his personality.

We didn’t really record differently than we have before. Most of the electronics on the other recordings were from a DI [direct input, i.e., no amplification,] and beyond that they’re simply files. The guitars are always recorded live.

On KTL4, we also used amps for the electronics, which sounds like the opposite of what you were expecting. Through doing the live stuff with Peter, I couldn’t hear him on stage because I play really loud. I’m sure it was rockin’ in the PA, but I was never really into monitors. So I started encouraging Peter to play through bass amps, like Ampeg SVT’s and stuff, and now he’s really into it, and he’ll play with two SVT stacks when we play live. That changes the vibe of his sound, so by the time we got to KTL4, we wanted to do some of that live amping of electronics on the record.

IO: I know you’ve talked before about how the Sunn O))) live experience is basically regressive. You’re trying to tap into a more primal side of the mind. KTL seems different. It seems like you’re tapping into higher brain functions. What is the feeling of playing live with that band?

SOMA: Well, there’s a few things I disagree with in your perspective. I don’t consider Sunn O))) to be regressive, but I do think it taps into something more fundamental. The music and experience kind of resembles meditation in Sunn O))). KTL is improv music. Sunn O))) has improvisation in it, but live it’s based around a loose structure. KTL is pretty much all improv. We’ve tried to have set lists based on track titles, but it always ends up really different.

I’m really into improvisation, and I think it’s a skill worth developing. Quite simply, it allows you to go into new places. It’s also really challenging, because you need to constantly be aware of what you’re playing, and what everybody else is playing. And you have to be able to integrate with it pretty quickly, even if it’s so-called “minimalist” music. You have to be listening quite deeply to what the other players are doing.

It’s very difficult to feel satisfied with improvisation on the level of feeling, “Yes, we did a super-powerful show”. In Sunn O))), it can seem victorious. Not only is it about trying to get into a state of mind, but it’s about trying to complete the task, executing an arduous piece of music. [Whereas] KTL could be just 20 minutes of improvisation, or it could be two hours. It’s about being aware of what’s happening, not going, “Uh, well maybe it’ll be better in five minutes”, or “It’s kind of stupid right now”, or “What am I playing? This is retarded! Is he even listening to what I’m doing? What is he playing?”

IO: It’s interesting that it’s this soundtrack, and that’s the only way that I and most listeners in the States have experienced it. What are people seeing at a Kindertotenlieder production? I’ve seen some stills of the beast puppets, but I don’t really have an idea of what’s going on visually in that piece. Could you share?

SOMA: I really shouldn’t answer questions about what the piece is, because I’m just the musician. It’s complex – it’s way more sophisticated than the music, I’ll tell you that. [Laughs] The music is just one part of this thing. It’s not just about the music, you know what I mean?

It’s a pleasure to be a part of it, but it’s complicated at the same time. When we were making it, I got to this point where I thought, “Why the fuck am I involved with this? I don’t understand it”. Talk about timing control. Gisèle has this really amazing way to craft time within her pieces. It’s really inspiring. I hope I can touch on that with my accompaniment somehow. In the theatre piece, once I understood the timing – which took a while, a few months of working on it with her and everyone else – then I realized why I was there. It was something I detected subconsciously and couldn’t really understand until later.



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9 of Gisele Vienne's 11 theater works

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Showroom Dummies(2001/2009)
Directing, choreography and scenography: Etienne Bideau-Rey and Gisèle Vienne. Original music and performance live: Peter Rehberg except one song created and interpreted by Tujiko Noriko on a music arranged by KTL (Stephen O’Malley & Peter Rehberg). Lights: Patrick Riou. Costumes design: José Enrique Ona Selfa. Make up: Rebecca Flores.

'Inspired by a novella by German author Leopold von Sacher-Maoch, Venus in Furs (1870), Showroom Dummies explores the erotic state of being of Wanda von Dunajew with her inexpressive face and almost immobile lifestyle. Focusing on stillness and movement of objects to explore the unique relation between images and the living existence, the piece provides a stark contrast by forcing images, dancers, actors and mannequins to confront each other accidentally. Showroom Dummies is a strong and fantastic adventure where the boundary between innocence and crime remains unclear. Premiered in 2001 and readapted in 2009, Showroom Dummies uses music from the original 2001 version by electronic musician, Peter Rehberg of PITA. PITA was awarded at the Prix Arts Electronica in 1999, one of the centers in international electronic music, and as one of the leading musicians in the digital world of music, he is working closely with colleagues around the world.'-- SPAF






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I Apologize(2004)
Created by: Gisèle Vienne. Texts by: Dennis Cooper. Music by: Peter Rehberg. Lighting by: Patrick Riou. Make up by: Rebecca Flores. Dolls created by: Raphaël Rubbens, Dorothéa Vienne-Pollak and Gisèle Vienne

'Giselle Vienne’s first collaboration with iconic writer Dennis Cooper, I Apologize is a perfect marriage of dance, text, puppetry, music and sheer intelligence. A young man (Jonathan Capdevielle) paces listlessly on a brightly lit white stage among a large number of blood spattered plywood packing cases. He opens one and fetches out life-like mannequins of 12-year-old girls dressed in a fetishistic schoolgirl outfits. Dennis Cooper’s voice reads out a description of marital violence. Peter Rehberg’s soundtrack – a kind of distillation of terror into noise – builds to an appalling pitch of intensity. Anja Rötterkamp dressed in the same short skirt and heavy fringe as the schoolgirl dolls and wearing vertiginous shiny black S&M heels circles the stage, her movements suggesting permutations of violent sex; climbing the towers of packing crates, crawling on all fours, spreading and closing her legs with agonising slow-motion deliberation, arching her back as if in continual agony and ecstasy. Her counterpoint, Jean-Luc Verna - shaved head, red contact lenses, metal teeth and a body covered in tattoos - looks utterly terrifying and satanic. His stage presence, however, is strangely graceful, striking poses that quote Nijinsky combined with moments of jerky, intricate nightclub-dancing; at once menacing and magnificent.'-- Postcards/Gods






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Un Belle Enfant Blonde(2005)
Created by Gisèle Vienne. Texts written by Dennis Cooper and Catherine Robbe-Grillet. Music by Peter Rehberg. Lighting by Patrick Riou. Costumes by Simone Hoffmann. Make-up by Rebecca Flores. Dolls created by Raphaël Rubbens, Dorothéa Vienne-Pollak and Gisèle Vienne

'Un belle enfant blonde evolves, first linearly, from the concept of a crime, in the presence of an audience made of articulated dolls resembling young girls of around twelve years of age. The reconstruction of this crime, in which performers, dolls and absentees are neither entirely real nor ghost-like, disturbs the natural order of the narration of the crime. The characters all have their own experience, which makes them question their relationship with fantasy and the confusion that can arise -- or not -- with reality. This is a complex and infinite representation of a fantasy and the way it is repeated and modified. Several variations arise from the research done on the representation of an event and the expression of obsession and void. This show presents the relationship between three people, in which internal deviances appear all the more clearly as they manifest themselves in a rigid and organised environment. Dolls represent a dramatic antagonism: the one that happens in the body, the link between eroticism and death. In spite of their physical presence, they can also represent absence, void and disincarnate spirits. Their bodies are the intermediate between a real body and a body that is a merely imagined object of desire. Dennis Cooper has written an autobiographical text from which Catherine Robbe-Grillet improvises, while adding some of her own autobiographical elements to the mix. Jonathan Capdevielle plays a character with a blurred sexual identity and split personality that allows him to investigate his own death. Anja Röttgerkamp, first a victim of a harrowing environment, later reveals her own sound voyeurism, which she obviously greatly enjoys.'-- Gisele Vienne



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Kindertotenlieder(2007)
Created by Gisèle Vienne. Texts and dramaturgy by Dennis Cooper. Music by KTL (Stephen O’Malley & Peter Rehberg) and “The Sinking Belle (Dead Sheep)” by Sunn O))) & Boris. Conception robots: Alexandre Vienne. Creation dolls: Raphaël Rubbens, Dorothéa Vienne-Pollak, Gisèle Vienne, assisted by Manuel Majastre. Creation wood masks: Max Kössler. Lights by Patrick Riou. Make-up by Rebecca Flores. Hairdressing dolls: Yury Smirnov

'In Kindertotenlieder, a hyper-aestheticised performance-installation of a winter landscape, constructed from fantasies, obsessions and fears, she takes us on a journey into an emotional maze blurring the boundaries between reality and fiction. The plot alone defies standardised ideas on morality and sexuality: A group of teenagers get together for a death ritual in the form of a black metal concert. One of them is watching his own funeral; the other, his friend, is his murderer. Based on this plot, a trip with an indefinite outcome starts to unravel, subsequently showing the murder, in the form of a loop, from three different perspectives: from the perspective of the victim, the murderer and, ultimately, from the perspective of society. Artificial bodies pretend to be natural ones, while performing humans lead us to believe that they are actually machines. Life and death have ultimately become questions of perspective and definition in the teenagers’ dream world which, highly sexualised and emotionalised, is characterised by suicidal fantasies and a longing for death. In the further course of the excessive loss of a possible boundary between fiction and reality, the teenage funeral ritual turns into a death metal gig. A ritual as an object of projection for collective as well as individual fantasies and obsessions, defying the moral ideas of our rational behaviour and unfolding its cathartic effect as a territory for obscene fantasies and inscrutable fears.'-- Contemporary Performance






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Jerk(2008)
Directed by Gisèle Vienne. Dramaturgy & text: Dennis Cooper. Original Music: Peter Rehberg and El Mundo Frio of Corrupted. Lights: Patrick Riou. Performed by and created in collaboration with: Jonathan Capdevielle. Recorded voices: Dennis Cooper and Paul P. Stylisme: Stephen O’Malley and Jean-Luc Verna. Puppets: Gisèle Vienne and Dorothéa Vienne Pollak. Make-up: Jean-Luc Verna and Rebecca Flores. Costumes: Dorothéa Vienne Polak, Marino Marchand and Babeth Martin

'JERK is an imaginary reconstruction – strange, poetic, funny and sombre – of the crimes perpetrated by American serial killer Dean Corll who, with the help of teenagers David Brooks and Wayne Henley, killed more than twenty boys in the state of Texas during the 1970s. Written by Dennis Cooper, the text is here re-staged as a solo performance for puppeteer, using glove puppets and playing the role of the con artist, David Brooks. Serving his life sentence in prison, Brooks learns the art of puppetry, which enables him to face up to his responsibility as an accomplice to the crimes. He creates a show that reconstructs the murders committed by Dean Corll using puppets and ventriloquism for each role. He performs his show in prison in front of a class of psychology students from a local university. The brutality and humour of the text brings a fierceness to the performance which merges sexuality and violence.'-- South London Gallery






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Eternelle idole(2009)
Conception, choregraphy and scenography: Gisèle Vienne. Performed by and created in collaboration with: Aurore Ponomarenko and Jonathan Capdevielle. Music composed & directed by Stephen O'Malley; 'Spiegel im Spiegel' composed by Arvo Pärt, arrangement by Stephen O'Malley. Original music, production and diffusion by: Stephen O'Malley. Light creation: Patrick Riou. Costumes: Cédrick Debeuf and Gisèle Vienne. Make up and hairdressing: Rebecca Flores

'Éternelle Idole stages a young figure skater whose teenage looks evoke the ghost of a murdered Lolita. A skating rink is one of those emotionally charged sites that, during adolescence, often impact our common experience. The awkward entanglement of feelings is emblematic of adolescence and indicative of transitory periods. Éternelle Idole elicits the fluctuation that happens between an individual's fragility and aspirations. In this sense, characters performed in the realm of figure skating can compellingly embody the beauty of these intermediary spaces.'-- Salzburg Festival



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This Is How You Will Disappear(2010)
Conception, direction, choregraphy & scenography: Gisèle Vienne. Music written by, live performance and diffusion: Stephen O’Malley and Peter Rehberg. Text and song lyrics: Dennis Cooper. Light: Patrick Riou. Fog sculpture: Fujiko Nakaya. Video: Shiro Takatani

'Everything starts in a forest. Extremely natural, inhabited by a buzzard in feathers and bones, this wooded landscape is staged like the reflection of the interior experiences of the characters who cross it. Depending on the light, mist and sound atmosphere, the metamorphosis capacity of the place is astonishing, following the example of the feelings driving the spectators, which go from harmony to danger, from the experience of beauty to anxiety in front of nature. It is through the spectacle of the forest that each individual dialogues with his private impressions, sometimes the most secret, like an entry into oneself, both individual and collective. But the forest is alive, full of tales, images, fantasies, forest myths as familiar as they are disturbing. Three figures soon spring up, including two archetypal beauties of today, post-adolescent idols: the young athlete, the perfection of appearances, and the rock star, the suicidal aura of ruin. Between the two of them: the trainer, the value of authority, of the taming of the body, suddenly confronted by primitive impulses and chaos. Every thing here is contained in contradiction, in the disturbing virtue of opposites and works on this tension that the show makes the spectators feel emotionally, physically and aesthe?tically. Changing visions of nature, passing in a breath, in a ray of light or a trace of smoke, from well-being to fear. Situations varying from one extreme to the other, from serenity to the most brutal murder. As an expert in perturbation, Gisèle Vienne composes images of a world in constant motion, from the imperceptible evolution to the most destructive chaos. It is over the forest that we see this, in the wood that we hear everything. Rarely has tree foliage been so revelatory as in this nature-driven theatre.'-- Contemporary Performance






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Last Spring: A Prequel(2011)
Conception and creation: Gisèle Vienne. Text and dramaturgy: Dennis Cooper. Voices: Jonathan Capdevielle. Music: Peter Rehberg and Stephen O’Malley. Light: Patrick Riou. Dolls creation and animations: Raphaël Rubbens, Dorothéa Vienne-Pollak, Nicolas Herlin (CLSFX) and Gisèle Vienne. Wall drawing design: Stephen O’Malley. Sound installation and programmation: Gérard d’Elia. Electronics and programming of the robot dolls: Nicolas Darrot

'Dark fantasies and primordial urges lurking beneath the surface of day-to-day life are the subject matter of this installation, in which an animatronic teenage boy engages in an unsettling dialogue about evil and the nature of reality with himself via a hand puppet. The project was conceived and created by Gisèle Vienne, much of whose work explores the edges of normative human behavior, often utilizing puppets and human-size dolls. It is her latest collaboration with Dennis Cooper, whose poetry, experimental novels, and short stories have powerfully mined this territory for more than thirty years, inspiring a generation of envelope-pushing artists. The haunted house–like setting of this surreal scene is enhanced by the original music of Peter Rehberg and Stephen O’Malley, both of whom have collaborated with Vienne before. For these artists, working with transgressive material is not solely meant to create shock effects; on the contrary, there is a moral dimension. As Vienne has said, “We need to face horrible things, it’s healthier.” LAST SPRING: A Prequel is, as the title suggests, the prequel to a larger theatrical project, itself designed as a labyrinthine hotel (rendered in the wall drawings on view in the galleries), featuring a series of grotesque horrors and a teenage boy trying, and failing, to escape his own mind.'-- The Whitney Museum






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The Pyre (2013)
Creation, choreography, and direction: Gisele Vienne. Text: Dennis Cooper. Music: Stephen O'Malley & Peter Rehberg. Lights: Patrick Riou

'With The Pyre, the French-Austrian theatre maker Gisèle Vienne has created a hall of mirrors in which nothing is what it seems, a story in which the abstract and the concrete constantly reflect one another. Dancer Anja Röttgerkamp moves through a pulsating lighting design hinting at the bright lights of the big city, a disorientating environment which is enhanced by a complex soundscape. Stripped of all realism, the dancer becomes a kind of 21st century icon. From this charged abstraction the piece develops into a more concrete narrative, introducing a boy, who is related to the dancer. Together they try to escape from the story that has been written for them.'-- Holland Festival







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p.s. RIP George Jones. Hey. I thought that since I talk about Gisele and the work I do with her all the time, I should devote a Day to her, and I was surprised to realize that I never have before. Having just returned from finessing our new piece 'The Pyre', and having taken some photos and videos of it, I wish I could share them with you today, but I've been asked not to post any images of the work in progress online right now because Gisele wants to the piece to be a surprise, and she's right about that, so maybe later on my documentation. ** Scunnard, Hi. Cool re: 'ILYTD' having been filmed in your local. That's a strange, all over the place movie, but I'm actually pretty fond of it. 'MOPI' is a strange date movie, indeed. Maybe she had some complicated plan for you involving reverse psychology and stuff. I'm back, yes. I think everything went really well up in Courtai. Bit of a rough first day, but on the second day we made a lot of progress. I don't know, we'll see, but I think it went as well as it could have. ** Misanthrope, Ultimately, I'm really glad that my biology isn't a night owl's biology, even if I do miss out on 3 am splendors of different sorts sometimes. Anyway, weekend means ... bad sleep but curative sleep-ins? ** Graham Russell, Hi, Graham Russell! Thank you for coming in here, and for your cogent and amusing input. Oh, you're a Google+ person. I don't understand Google+. It's probably not hard to understand, I don't know. I made a profile and then never went back there again. Anyway, blah blah, sorry. Welcome! Hang out here, if it pleases you. It would please me. ** David Ehrenstein, Yes, I do. Dzhokhar does have a kind of teen idol cuteness thing going on, I guess. ** Cobaltfram, Wedging in writing is a lot more important than wedging in commentary, so you are forgiven, my son. Yes, I'm back in the Recollets. Mm, yeah, the 'work' vis-a-vis work dilemma. I kiss the ground and stars simultaneously that I've never had to face that energy and time eating 9-5 monster except during rare periods, but I'm just super lucky, and it's hard to give advice on that one. Hm. You'll figure it out. I hope your weekend is job-free, writing filled, and, uh, whatever else you want. ** Robert-nyc, Hi, Robert! Yeah, I liked Jack Wild too. His later life and ending is very, very sad. That Bobby Sherman story seems really suspicious to me. I'm kind of busy these days, and, yeah, very happy about that. The new version of 'The Weaklings' aka 'The Weaklings (XL)' does indeed have a bunch of poems in it that weren't in the ltd. ed. version. It's a paperback, yeah. In fact, I haven't heard anything from its publisher in ages, and I don't even know when it's coming out. This year, I think. I need to get in touch with them. I didn't know that Lil Kim was still out there doing stuff. Seems like that would have been a fun show in some way or another. ** Chris Goode, Chris! My buddy! This is so, so, so nice! I'm so glad I typed your name the other day. It was like the opposite of saying Candyman to the mirror. Wow, that was a tortured attempt at something. Do you ever have days when the machinery of your cleverness really seems like it's functioning in its usual manner, but what comes out of your mouth or fingertips doesn't quite fly, or flies erratically or something? It's one of those days for me today. I can feel it. As can you, undoubtedly. Yeah, RP and his death were important to me too. I mean 'Horror Hospital Unplugged' is super haunted by him, for one thing. And I thought of him the other day and realized that I hadn't thought about him in a while, which felt strange, and, hence, the post. No, I haven't seen that Franco piece. I wonder where I can see it. I'll try online first. Oh, that's okay about you busyness's impact on your visits. I miss you, but I totally understand, and your busyness is wonderfulness. Yeah, yeah, of course I'm totally into your doing that piece re: the blog, I remain massively honored that you would even want to do such a thing, as ever, so, please, yes, if it works within your work, yes, and let me know what help I can be and what assistance I can lend or anything else and whenever you like. I love you very much from this technical only, illusionary distance too, man! ** Grant Scicluna, Hi, Grant. Oh, the B&B had a kookiness factor that caused its annoyance factor to acquire a certain charm as soon as I checked out, so it's all good. Glad the snail is in the ether now or wherever defeated snails trundle off to. Oh, guest post info. Well, first, thank you! It's pretty simple. You can just send me text, if there's text, and indicate where images and or video would go in the text, if there are images or video, and send me the images as attachments and the videos as links, and then I can just assemble the whole thing to your specifications. If you need or want more specific coordinates or outlines or anything, just ask. Thank you, yeah, a lot for thinking of maybe doing a post. ** Billy Lloyd, Well, only having seen you in photographs, I don't think you're un-photogenic, so, yeah, I wouldn't worry. Moaz awaits you. Both of them. Yeah, I know, what used to be an album is now more of an EP, and I've got EPs that are a lot longer than most albums. It almost seems like calling something you've made an EP is an act of shyness or something. Like it's a way to say, Don't think that you can judge my music too seriously based on this collection of music because it's just an EP. Or something. Good luck and more than good luck on your hopefully not too panicked rehearsals. ** James, Adam Rich, ha ha, wow. I remember that little guy. Big motherfucking congrats and hugs about finishing editing your novel! That's huge! Now what? ** Steevee, I've heard a little of Wardruna. I can't remember where. I think ... I think I remember thinking it seemed like a joke or something, but I can't recall what I heard very well now. How did the album sit with you? ** S., Stack! Everyone, it wouldn't be a day on DC's, much less a weekend, without a new Emo stack from the Emo-meister and stack-meister S. This new one is a lengthy-ish and kind of ambitious one in a subtle way. Check it out. I'm not someone who has a lot of regrets, I don't think, 'cos having regrets just seems kind of counterproductive or something, but seeing that photo of RP in his coffin is definitely a big regret of mine. Kind of scarred me for life. Horny and obsessed? You, ha ha? Dude, I think you might very well be the horniest person I know. Enjoy it in a weekend shape. ** Right. So, I guess that, if you want, you can get an initial overview on my pal and collaborator Gisele's stuff this weekend. Enjoy, I hope, if you like. I will see you on Monday.


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p.s. Hey. ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh. Thanks a lot! ** Graham Russell, Hey. Oh, it's you, bitter69uk. Apologies for my mix-up. If I'd actually explored your Google+ stuff, I would have known. I will now. Yeah, really nice to see you! Thanks about Gisele's stuff. You good? What's up in your world that I won't find out when I take the Google+ plunge? ** Scunnard, Crushes turn people really complicated, so maybe she was using the movie to fish inside you and to watch her back simultaneously. I don't know. Thanks about Gisele's stuff. Oh, I'll ask her if she would be interested when I see her today, but I strongly suspect that she'll say, 'Thanks but I'm too crazily busy right now', because she kind of crazily busy. But I'll ask. Lee Breuer is a very good idea, naturally. ** Wolf, Hi, big W. I'll give her that massive wolf hug today. It'll freak her out a little 'cos she's not that physically demonstrative, but that'll be good for her, trust me. No, I don't think 'Dark Blood' has played here, but I want to see it/him. Charisma: I simultaneously have all kinds of theories about how that works and don't have the slightest clue about how that works, which is a winning combination maybe. I don't get that Joaquin Phoenix is a good actor, but I haven't seen 'The Master'. You'll have to explain that to me sometime. I've always thought he was kind of a bad, stagey actor, but I'm pretty sure that I must be just not getting it. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, D. No, I haven't seen 'Dic'. Never heard of it until now. Sounds most curious. France doesn't have Netflix, but I'll put it in my surreptitious download queue. ** S., And that I do. Like them. Right, you saw our 'Teenage Hallucination' festival. I think you said that you and I shared a wall without me knowing it. Hope your weekend was very bon. ** James, Hi, James. 1991? Wow, yeah, you have a lot to catch up on. Experimental theater has the occasional very awesome thing in it. Mm, no publishers in particular spring to mind. But I'm not very savvy about that kind of stuff. Where are you currently planning to submit it? ** Misanthrope, You think? Uh, oh, you are coming over here! I wasn't sure. Yeah, mm, first try to book tickets yourself, and, if you can't get them, let me know. I think our regimen of comps are all used up, but, if you can't get tickets, I can surely pull something out of the hat somehow. Let me know. I probably won't be uber-busy, just moderately uber-busy, so hanging out and stuff shouldn't be a problem. Cool re: your sleep. I had sleeping problems this weekend. Pretty rare for me. I guess I'm stressed. ** _Black_Acrylic, Opening night, cool. Scary. Opening night are always scary. I'll be a wreck. Don't mind my wreckedness, if I seem wrecked. Very cool news about your TV show! Congrats, man, and your idea for it sounds really interesting, of course. Yeah, that's great and more great, Ben. ** Ken Baumann, Ken! I owe you an email. Forgive me. I'll do that today. So excited about your progress on 'A TASK'. So, so excited! Oh, dude, ha ha, get this: I was out searching re: putting together the next escorts post the other day, and there was an escort in Prague whose profile photos were pictures of you. I would direct link you to his ad, but it was on a membership site that has no direct linking. He seemed like a pleasant, easy going kind of escort. Too easy going, text-wise, to be useful for my gathering purposes. Otherwise, you would been 'an escort' for a month. Love, me. ** White tiger, Hi, Math! Mm, no, I don't know her birthday, actually. I'm seeing her today, so I'll ask. ** Grant maierhofer, Hi, G., thanks. Great about your novel being available for preorder. Everyone, the first novel by Grant Maierhofer, fantastic writer and d.l., is now available for preorder, and I can assure you, if you need assuring, that it's going to be pretty fucking great, so you might want to score a copy asap. It's called 'The Persistence of Crows', and you can preorder it right here. I quite liked the Trocchi I've read. A couple of books. Yeah, they were pretty tops. I'm not particularly invested in his mythology either. Mythical junkies are not my thing whatsoever. Hm, I might lift up a copy of something by him from a table or shelf next time I'm at Shakespeare & Co., and see how the prose feels. Thanks, man. ** Steevee, Hi. I can't remember why I wasn't into the Wardruna I heard. I'll take a listen to the album. ** MANCY, Thank you, man! ** Derek McCormack, Derek! My dear and incredible genius friend! Thank you ever so much for gracing my humble URL. And thank you for the sweet words re: Gisele's work. She's a fan of yours, and I'm seeing her today, and she'll be very happy to have your approval. Derek! So much love to you! ** Bill, Thanks, Bill. You are going to Korea! I think that seems like the right decision. Or I think that's the decision I would have made, were I you. That's a serious trip you've got coming up there. And we'll kind of practically be sort of neighbors since I'll be in Japan then. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! I'm really glad you liked the Gisele post. Yeah, thinking of work as a trap is something I think I share with Gisele, and it's interesting how different the 'traps' of literature/reading and theater/watching are. From the inside, at least. Listening of late? Hm, kind of random stuff, The new Nails album, still loving the new Wire album, Tom Verlaine/Television, the new Haxan Cloak album, the new Thee Oh Sees album, ... I need to hear the new Marnie Stern and Wavves. You know, I've never listened to Drake. Not a note. No reason for that, but I should rectify that missing part pronto, and I will. Sebadoh! 'III' and 'Weed Forestin' are fantastic. No, I don't think I have done a Sebadoh post, come to think of it. Weird. I think I tried at one point, but I think I remember that the video of 'As the World Dies, the Eyes of God Grow Bigger', which is one of my favorite songs ever, couldn't be imbedded, and I think that shut down my plans. But I just checked and saw that it is now embeddable, so no impediments remain. I'll do one of my 'gig' posts about them. Good idea. Oh, the new Deerhunter! I've been listening to that. How could I forget. It's wonderful. I'm not sure if Spotify is in France, and, if so, I don't belong to the site for no good reason whatsoever. Weird. I'll go find out and sign up if I can. The new R. Zombie is out/watchable and good? Awesome. Yeah, I loved 'House of ... ' so that's extremely good news. Thanks a lot, buddy. ** Pisy caca, Montse! Yay! You're back. I'm so happy! Yes, I got your email, and I wrote you back last night, so hopefully you got the missive and the news re: -- and my huge gratitude for -- your post! I love the new Deerhunter, of course! It's sinking in and sinking in magnificently. Lucky you to see them at Primavera. As is always the case with me and Deerhunter, I will be out of town when they play here, ugh. Tons of love to you! ** Nemo, Yeah, we can reschedule, or, yeah, maybe easiest is to get my cell # from Joel 'cos the landline sucks, as you know, and I'm not home all that much right now. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T! Thanks, man. 'Kindertotenlieder' is my very, very favorite of the works that G. and I have made together. For me, it's our pinnacle so far. Thanks again, and I hope all is massively great with you. ** Chris Goode, Chris! Yes! Thank you re: the Gisele post. That you thought it worked means a gigantic ton. That's interesting that the stills are good representations of the work. To me, they always seem kind of too dramatic and beautiful or something. But, obviously, I'm inside hugging the work's stressy skeleton or something. I do think it works better in stills than it does in video documentation. I'm not sure why. Anyway, your thoughts on why the stills work and why, and about the problematic nature of stills working well, is extremely interesting. And makes a ton of sense. It's true about Gisele and formalism, and about my stuff as well. It's always been curious to me that she can and does often speak about the emotion/confrontation in her work in the press whereas she never really talks about that to me when we're working. It's alway about shape, form, structure. And I'm the same way, yeah, except that I tend to talk formalism above all else when I'm interviewed. Strange. How do you handle that issue in interviews, I've forgotten? You know the Postcards from the Gods guy? That's cool. That's a terrific site, and he's very sharp. I look at that site all the time. Super huge luck and magic and stuff re: your upcoming week if you need vibe-shaped interference at all. Sounds amazing. You take incredibly good care, Chris, and bunches of love to you. ** Sypha, Hi, James. Well, the person I would have to tell is whoever runs theater venues in RI 'cos it's up to them. G. would jump at the chance of performing there if anyone there wanted her stuff. I don't know about a DVD. I don't think her/our work is very well represented by video documentation. Something important gets very lost. But maybe a DVD will happen, I don't know. You're reading 'THIALH'! What do you think? ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. I wrote to you this morning, so just give me an email shout back when you like. Hard to talk about the new piece yet. Um, I think it's interesting because it's, in some ways, quite different from the other works. It's very minimal, very much a dance piece, just two performers, and 80% of the time just one performer, Anya, with a short section at the end with a 12 year old boy performer. Also, as I think I explained, the text is not onstage but in a book that serves as Part 1 of the piece. The piece is in three parts, and they're presented in reverse order: part 3 then part 2 then part 1. The audience receives the book and is asked to it read after the live performance part is over. That's a risky idea that may or may not work, I'm not sure, but I don't think that has ever been done in theater before, as far as I know. And of course the stage set -- a kind of tunnel of led lights -- with its constant lighting effects is different, and ... I don't know. I think it's a good piece, and I'm not at all sure what people will think. I really can't tell. Oh, mm, let me think about your 'T the Wonder' question. It's an excellent question, but I had bad sleep last night, and my brain is not being very subtle or cooperative this morning. ** Rewritedept, Hi. Glad you like 'Godlike', cool. My weekend was okay. Quiet. Writing and pre-trip organizing and stuff. Cool about the imminent collaging. Maybe late this week for Skyping. Let me see how it goes the next couple of days. I'm a bit crazed with theater/Scandinavian trip stuff, but hopefully there'll be some down time. You have a wonderful Monday too. ** Armando, Hi, man!  Thanks a lot about 'LS:AP'.  Really, about the new Stooges album?  The reviews I've read have been pretty down on it.  Huh, I'll try it. How you are doing, my friend?  **  Okay. I made another stack. Not a lot of people's favorite kind of post, but making them interests me a lot, and I guess you just have to bear with me, ha ha. See you tomorrow.


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Leech, 22
I may not be the most conventional twink and sub but I still want some lovin'. If you're an alpha you're my type. I'll be your Yin if you be my Yang. Oh and I like to be the alpha submissive if that makes sense so chances are if you pay more attention to him or her than me ill get very competitive. So instead don't let there be another bottom. Please.

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TheWhiteRabbit, 19
My name is Jace, I'm 19, sadly American.

Im a total bottom but no starfish (unless thats what you want).

Im currently a little bit chubby.

I love werewolves and animal transformation.

I love getting drunk.

I was a college student, but I lost my financial aid and I'm almost homeless.

Im a very nice and am much addicted to love to the man that loves me.






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Thislamming, 20
Exhausted. I don't want to leave. I don't want to leave the fantasy and stay in the reality. I am a 18 yr old (literally my birthday was only the other day). I need to be done.





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sloppyjoe, 23
hey, I am in College. I am majoring in Buisness and Criminal Justice. I am not sure what i want to do with them right now. Its still up in the air.
Classic rock fan, big into 80's metal, and the biggest KISS fan on the planet. I have a huge collection of KISS memorbilia that Ive collected since Im 10 years old.
I like to be made fun of and humiliated in my tighty whities. I think its really hot, i request u do that when u messege me please. Say whatever u want to say about them. Make me cry with saying so much stuff about my tighty whities. I beg that u make fun of me in my tighty whities. That is what my parents got me since i was little so please make fun of me in them and about them.






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itsyours, 21
i'm wanna daddy our daddies to play me no limits so very much! the older and fatter the better! my ass is very crunchy! i'm alway smile!






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Object2destroy, 22
Former slave for three years, released when its Owner went to jail. Lost without the "guidance" of a Master and Owner who knows that slave property is to be ultimately destroyed. Looking to to leave society and know only You. To have everything removed from my mind except You.

Sex: an object has no sexual needs. it is there only to serve the sexual needs of its superiors -- which includes just about every living thing on the planet.

Submission: is more than giving UP oneself completely -- one's body, of course, which the Owner then is free to modify to His needs, but also, one's mind (which the Owner also is free to modify or destroy), one's spirit, one's soul, until what is left of what it once was is an empty shell.

Phone: Sorry about the phone. It was a gift.





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dietomeetyou, 20
not able to move right now.





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Cloud, 20
I often find that my mind is plagued by thoughts. But alas, it is but the world of my thoughts. I'm not sure what I'm looking for at the moment; perhaps just another mind to help entertain my thoughts, or even lead my thoughts down the dark hole of his thoughts. I guess this sounds kinda lame. I don't know if anyone will do it.






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realmeatnow, 18
free meat
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willbewhatyouwant, 22
Love coke need be a mans slave I wanna be kidnaped and turned into a slave got no fam jus need coke anyone wanna come pik me ip for the rest o my life u won't be disappointed I so love coke I so need locking up.






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WhackOUCHwhackOUCH, 24
Im Adrian or Boy

I am totally comitted to a lifestyle that involves corporal punishment. Obviously the birch is the best way to receive corporal punishment but anything that really hurts like hell is good, bathbrushes are also very effective.

Their are some serious wankers on this website you need to re-evaluate your life.

If your not into corporal punishment DO NOT CONTACT ME - i will ask questions to make sure you know what your talking about.

I'm addicted to jerking off. Polishing my apple. Spanking my monkey. Chokin the chicken. That's my other hobby.

If anyone can tell me why my Samsung galaxy is haemorrhaging money I would appreciate it. its lost 20 quid in two days and I only made 2 calls, I should have stuck with apple.






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TheExcuse, 19
Alright, so I'm new over here. To the segment I'm signing up for. I'm someone who can just open up your pants and enjoy whatever I find inside. I'm okay with men who cannot sustain erection for long, and for all other unedited versions of curious souls who just love to fuck me even if they can't. Don't get mad at yourself if you don't get hard with me or with ANYONE, it's MY FAULT! Sex without power structures doesn't exist and why pretend that it does. So, in conclusion, if you want to meet THE SEXIEST neurotic masochistic kid with whom you can spend an intense time, you'll fucking love me!





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specialofferer, 23
You, Sir, want Your slave to be muddy? This slave is there for You! slave is ready to serve You and crawl through mud.
Even dirt is better than me

slave is happy when he is allowed to sleep chained in mud or cow shit. Sir can hardly not make slave more happy.

slave his ass is available for fucking by Master. You have NO IDEA how big of a whore I am.

dirty slave wants to serve a farmer as well. slave is there to help you farming. dirty mud, cow shit, fatten your cropland.
slave is available for plumbers as well. slave helps you doing dirty jobs. Master doesn't have to get dirty, slave does.







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Matt4Massacre, 19
I want to be arrested, tried, convicted, stripped, whipped, and crucified. (w/ nails). If you have a cross, please message me.

The photo with the fake face scar is from 4 fucking years ago you fucking pedophiles. If you wish you coulda crucified me 4 years ago when I was still happy and fun, tough shit and fuck off!







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Photo, 24
if your hard like a rock, then chat me, im so horn





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slaveguru, 20
techniques ,xdeals, gadgets, teaches a new idea to the pink. WE CAN USE a few gADGETS, AND SELLING A FEW LIQUORS AS WELL.

always being able to adapt to some changes for worse= betterment. let us always have have SATAN by us. satan bless all of us and enjoy all of your encounters.

as a hobby its best to find ur own niche to grow as yourself but learning to have no boundaries, limitations and NO RESPONSIBILTY AS WELL. ITS ALWAYS nice to teach every1 to do all bad elements and unsafe practices.

i more on introducing new .. ideas to the pink to DAMAGE every1= me to not have offsprings and at same time u can say "1 down, 1000000000 to go".. remember "when you meet the buddah on road KILL HIM" !

we have THE RYT TO OUR OWN WORLD.. and NOT BE IN THE WORLD AS WELL.. ADAPTING TO CHANGES AND EVOLUTION. lovers addiction and luxury apartments kindly avoid me. im not into u guys.





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smashadam, 18
Hey everyone.. um.. im smashadam.. and uh.. im a very shy person untill i get to know you. then im wild and crazy and you cant get me to keep my clothes on haha... but uh.. i have been told im a great fuck and amazing to fuck with mentally and physically and blah blah blah i believe none of it.. im just a very horny person with a big self hatred factor.. i sometimes care too much about taking shit and sex from everyone.. including the wrong people.. i love to write poetry and im practising inhale screaming n'such... my views on homosexuality is relationships aren't about communication, its about body parts and if the only thing on your mind is sex then thats why it matters. really get over yourself... and with the whole womens right thing? i basically feel like women deserve so much more, most men treat their girlfriends/wifes like shit ive seen it. and if theyre my friends im usually the only one trying to put their heart back together. its so sad... dudes ruin alot of shit. im just here to say if you want to ruin shit then ruin my shit.. not to start a war with people about my views.. i have strong needs and no one will change them.. so get with me and rape me and smash me if you want, forever if you want, ill move in with you, im really lonely all the time. so.. yeah. thanks. bye.







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p.s. Hey. ** S., Stack for stack. Fair enough. I like it. They're getting trickier. Everyone, may I gesture towards the new Emo stack by the one and only S.? Constructing in layers can be a good methodology. Works for me sometimes. On the street? Me? Seems possible. I do get out and about despite appearances. Painting? Painting could use you. ** Scunnard, Long game, oh right. Sports strategy. Long game means you really mean it, right? Gisele said, yeah, 'I can't even think about it right now'. We're in the home stretch on the new piece, and she's very stressed. If there's still time, I can ask her again post-premiere. How could LB ever forget that duct tape and the thought he must have put into analyzing the young fella who adopted it? ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Oh, I got your email and gift. You're a pip. It's a pip! I've got it down for a launch next Monday. Thank you ever so much. Paris does have this odd cowering quality to it at the moment. Did it rain 'like a bitch'? And do bitches tend to rain? ** Wolf, Gisele was too stressed yesterday, so I held off on the Wolf hug, or, rather, put it on hold, put it in the holster of my ongoing intentions re: her. Hm, yeah, 'I Walk the Line' is what convinced me he isn't a good actor. Man, taste is so interesting, isn't it? But I think he was nominated for an Oscar for 'IWtL', so you're obviously the tasteful one in this case. I don't understand acting either. I don't understand anything, come to think of it. You fat? Weird. Even my famously wild imagination can't construct a mental image to go with your dream image. Mirror Box Therapy? Don't know that. I'll google it. Oh, I decided to go with the more subtle Leland/Bob image, mostly because it fit better in my stack's structure/narrative. Yeah, it had one. Surprise! Dude, you're talking to someone who uses "oh" and "yeah" in every sentence that I type and speak. So your "stuff" trio seemed super restrained to me. ** David Ehrenstein, Interesting Oscar idle essay/review thing, thanks. ** Pisy caca, Hi, Montse! Why is there a space in the middle of your screenname now? It's interesting. Me missing Deerhunter live is a refrain, basically. Maybe something bad would happen if I ever actually saw them, and 'God' is watching over me or something. Yeah, 'Monomania' is a grower. I'm liking it more and more. I'm working on my restarted/revamped novel. Starting over not quite from square one but very close to it. That's what I'm writing. Early on, difficult, but seeming to be finding its way, I think, I hope. So glad you liked 'Billie the Bull'. It's supreme. Bunch of love to you, M-ster! ** Kyler, Oh, gosh, thanks, Kyler. That's very sweet of you. Very interesting that you feel like a mirror when you're reading people. Makes total sense, but I had never thought about it that way. DW? Hm, wait, ... oh, yes, DW! Fingers crossed, crisscrossed, broken and then reset in a permanently crossed configuration re: that. I think it's better to be published when you're alive. You doing great in general, man? ** Ken Baumann, Ken! Yes, DONE, yes! Holy shit. You've been so on fire, man. Wowzer! I'm in awe, don't you know. I missed my yesterday deadline on emailing you, but I'll settle down and get on the good foot and all that stuff today. ** Steevee, Yeah, I don't know, I feel blase about it too, sorry. But I'm gay not straight, and I'm blase about gay identity in the first place, so it's different. Obviously, it's a real good thing, his coming out. ** MANCY, Aw, thanks a lot, S! You saw Nomeansno? They still play? Wow. They used to be insane live, and I guess they still would be. Cool. No, I haven't been to a show since Iceage. Oh, wait, I went to an electronic musical festival where KTL and others played. I just accidentally missed Wolf Eyes. I would have gone to that. Ooh, awesome, new videos. Can I invite the others? I can, right? I'll watch them this afternoon. Everyone, the amazing artist Stephen Purtill who's known best around here by his d.l. name MANCY, has some new short video works up on his Vimeo channel, and he's a helluva artist/video maestro, as at least some of you already know, so you really owe it to yourself to go watch his new videos, which are here. And, while you're at it, here are directions to his new tumblr, which you should click your way into and then bookmark immediately. Seriously. No, I didn't know about your tumblr. Thank you, man. I'll be luxuriating in that space before you wake up this morning. ** Chris Goode, Chris! It's like Xmas to a 3 year-old here the last few days! Thank you re: my stackaging. Oh, yes, that would have been swell to have your mirrorage in my stack. Damn. Interesting to hear about that Light Show. I've been wishing I could see it, but maybe my non-seeing it turned out okay. I like Turrell a lot. I grew up with his stuff and have seen a ton of it, so maybe that helps or something. I'll see if I can find a screenshot or something of that Holzer piece. I'm curious. She had a gallery show here last year or maybe two years ago that I found really disheartening and tired relative to her earlier work, which I really like. She has always danced beautifully on the slippery slope of didacticism, but I thought that, in that case, her instincts were more than a little off. Seemed like an uncharacteristic slump. and it wouldn't surprise me if she's past it now. Damn, about that reactionary, uptight actor. Weird. He'll quit, won't he? Or is it, like, he paid the money, and he's going to get his money's worth? Maybe you can make him perform a comatose character? I like podcasts, and I have some faves, but I don't know those. Cool, thank you. I'll find them. I'm very, very interested in the Nature Theater of Oklahoma, so that one is particularly exciting to know about. I hope your yesterday was better than the day before and that today will trump even the improvements came along with yesterday's arrival. Much love to you too. ** Sypha, Wow, that's an extremely high compliment to say Antonio would have liked that stack. Thank you a lot for saying that. Slow and savoring is a good strategy re: 'THiaLH'. ** Billy Lloyd, You've got my crossed fingers too, but I don't think you'll need them. But they are crossed, just in case. Exactly, about the album thing. The finality. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, intimidating, but once you've gotten your first album out of the way, it'll just be the form you often work in, just like novels, which used to intimidate the hell out of me, are for me now. Great that the rehearsals are going so well! Sweet and salty popcorn, I've heard of that. I'll try it. My biggest vice? Hm. You mean in the food genre? Hm. For a while, it was Haribo, but then I bought these giant bags of Haribo candies when I visited their museum/store not long ago, and now I'm sick of them. There's this muffin place in the train station near where I live that makes the world's best, most tender muffins. They might be my vice right now. The blueberry ones in particular. ** Cobaltfram, I hope too that Gisele's work visits your world before you die. Seems likely given your tender age. Good question re: nostalgia. Kind of hard to imagine nostalgia without a heavy component of sentimentality in it. I don't think sentimentality is inherently bad because nothing is inherently bad. Each person's sentimentality is unique, so I think it's impossible to judge in a general way. I personally think that nostalgia is a huge enemy, but that's just me. I think it's very dangerous, and I think it can stunt growth and restrict the mind's and heart's progress. Time taken-wise, it depends on the stack. I never throw them together. They're very carefully constructed, and they take me a while to structure and build. I think the mirror one took me about two weeks, working on it daily for about an hour or two, more or less. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris. Cool, you found something in the stack that was worth stealing. That's a happy outcome. I stole the images myself, after all. Yung Lean, no, I don't know him, but I will go discover what I can discover of his stuff today. Thanks a lot. Oh, wait, you've cued me in with those links. Awesome. Everyone, if you want, follow a lead given by Chris Dankland and discover the work of 16 year-old Swedish rapper Yung Lean. You can do that here and here. Thanks a lot, buddy. May your day shine with a capitol 's'. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Thank you, man, about the stack. I've never seen 'Bomberpilots', huh, very interesting. I'll see if I can. I was listening to the new Haxan Cloak just this very morning while I was drinking coffee and waiting for its clarifying buzz to take effect. I like it a lot. Mm, yeah, I can see comparing it to Raime, sure, but it's ... give it a listen. It's distinct from Raime too, but it's hard to describe why. Pleasure to lend you my brain, such as it was, man. ** Rewritedept, Off to the north early next week. I don't know where you meet someone like that. Generally, people are a bit more complex and come with their own agendas than befits ideal construct of yours. Uh, yeah, I think that's way, way harsh, you little dictator you, ha ha. I don't think I'll do acid again. I've had my time in that trench, and it was great, but I got what there was to get out of that stuff, and my last trip was such a horrible freak out that, yeah, I think I'm done. But you enjoy. Still not sure about Skyping availability. Things will fall into place today or tomorrow, and then I should know. ** Alan, Hi, Alan. Ha ha, no, that's not the imbedded wish/sigil in 'Guide'. That's funny. How did you arrive at that one? ** White tiger, Hey. Shit, I totally forgot to ask her. I was sleepy yesterday. I'm seeing her on Saturday, and I've already tied a string around my finger, so I won't forget this time, and, yeah, sorry for the delay. ** Armando, Hi, man. I'm good, thanks. I'm on track to hear the new Stooges today. I'll try to remember to tell you what I think. I loved 'To the Wonder' a lot. See what you think. ** Wahyudin ho, Well, thank you. I think you might be spam. Are you spam? Am I totally off the mark there? ** Okay. It's your monthly international slaves day, as you can tell. Interesting bunch this month, I think. I'm pretty sure of that. But it's up to you to decide, of course. Have at it. see you tomorrow.

Pisycaca presents ... Alberto García-Alix

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Self-portrait behind the mask, 2001


'Each boxing match is a story: a drama without words. Alberto García-Alix's photographs are also condensed stories, silent but eloquent stories. These are images imbued with a lyricism and stripped of artifice, poetry that always finds a place to settle within the framework: the tension in the foreshortening of a face, the tip of a shoe, a skewered vagina, the body of a bird, fuzzy profiles of a building… Direct poetry that explodes before our eyes with the radiance of a whiplash.

'If someone put us in the difficult situation of having to choose only one of the topics dealt with by García-Alix in his work, that which summarizes its totality, that would be the human body. Its flesh, bones, and also the light that hides in its gut. And in the end, inescapably, the fight is bound be a body-to-body between Alberto and the light.' -- Alberto García-Alix official website




Self-portrait on the motorbike, 1978



Self-portrait in bed, 1978



Self-Portrait in Toulouse, 1978



The badly injured, 1988



A sad man, 2001



Self-portrait with moccasins, 1988



Self-portrait. First night in Italy, 1985



Self-portrait. A little love story, 1995



Self-portrait. My feminine Side, 2002



Alberto García-Alix Self-Portrait, La Virreina. Barcelona 07.02.2013-05.05.2013





'In the artist's first negatives at the end of the seventies, we can see photographs that are self-portraits of him either in a defiant attitude, as if the camera were something that he has to seduce, or posing in scenes of his life where he feels the need to occupy the space he is photographing. There are also many examples of actions carried out by the artist himself in front of the camera, with the aim of generating a parallel fiction to his reality.

'The effort of looking at oneself, encountering oneself through the exercise of taking photographs becomes a constant in his work and paves the way to new quests, new settings. So we see how this type of self-portraits evolves from more general shots, tending, as his work advances, towards close-ups or even extremely close shots where his face is cut off by the frame. These shots are of enormous intensity and introspection, as the camera acts at an almost microscopic level that takes us into his gaze, or even beyond, into his thoughts.' -- Extract taken from the exhibition's brochure




The time a kiss lasts, 2001



Last night in Madrid, 2003



The hour of mercy, 2007



A past in papier mâché, 2003



Rosa was an angel, 1982



Cicciolina, 1997



Teresa and our love nest, 1983



Juanito, 1997



De donde no se vuelve (From Where There Is No Return)





From Where There Is No Return script

Alberto García-Alix website




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p.s. Hey. Today, the great Pisycaca comes to the blog's rescue with this beautiful post introducing -- well, to me anyway -- the photographer Alberto García-Alix, and I imagine that for you, like for me, it's a pretty awesome discovery. Please follow P.'s lead today, and if you have some thoughts for her, any comments would be a cool thing. Thanks, and, thanks in extremia to our guest-host herself. ** Misanthrope, What, you can't afford soft toilet paper? Please. That is clearly a Wines household choice. Weather over there ... you mean here? Should be quite nice with the occasional, inescapable partially rainy Paris day. ** Scunnard, I think the sports metaphor thing is a general contagion. Even I do it, and sports are pretty far afield for me. Thanks a lot about the rhyming in the stacks. Yeah, the rhyming is the key. Same thing I do in my novels but just necessarily clunkier. ** Wolf, It was there. It was always there. Bob still works in strange ways, clearly. Yeah, I don't understand anything. I'm pretty sure I don't, or at least that's my go-to opinion about myself. Oh, okay, Mirror Box therapy, got it. I grabbed that image without looking at the page/context it was on. Pretty interesting stuff. Wow yeah. Thanks for the lesson. I will do some follow up. The slaves might agree maybe, or some of them, or one of them probably at least. At the least the ones who say they'll do anything that anyone who approaches them with an aura of authority asks. You could try. That's a study whose results I would definitely intrigued by. ** S., They're not dumb. Wtf?! Not at all. A very stylish but not complicated character sounds kind of fascinating. No, I rarely do any of those things. I'm not a painting guy. Paintings have to make a big breakthrough with me. And they do, but not as easily as, I don't know, sculpture or video or something. Thanks for giving the slaves your and their unique due. 'Lords of Salem' ... is that the new Rob Zombie movie? I guess so, right? I forgot its title. It's def, on my list, if so. ** Cobaltfram, Hi, John. I don't have to try to keep nostalgia out of my work because, one, I decided when I was very young that it was a big enemy, and, two, because I almost never write about myself or my life/past. Why am I averse to nostalgia? Well, it turns your past into a drug, and it's a very addictive drug, and it can cause you to lionize and romanticize your past at the expense of the here and now and future. People can end up thinking that the fact that the music and movies and TV and whatever else they liked when they were young, and the people they knew then, and the things they did, make them feel 'more', that they are superior to things of the here and now. I'm interested in trying to achieve objectivity in order to understand and appreciate the world, and nostalgia is a great de-railer of that effort. I think buying into nostalgia is a big reason why people get old. It causes people to think about their lives in distinct stages, their youth and young adulthood, which nostalgia tends to upgrade into 'the most important time', and then full on adulthood, which then begins to seem a kind of compromised state or an after-effect, 'a time for reflection', and I don't think that's an interesting or productive way to view your life. For me. Whatever works for everybody else. I want to keep searching for the greatest thing ever, the most important thing ever, the most emotionally resonant thing ever. I want it to be possible now and in the future. I want to live that way. I don't think that, just because my past has the inebriant of memory attached to it, it's more important than what's going to happen later today or tomorrow. I guess that's why in a nutshell. Re: the time taken to make the stacks, I never do the things I really want to do based on their money value. That's not a method I necessarily recommend, ha ha, but that's my thing. What about me? What do you mean? Oh, you mean re: the Salter quote? Uh, I don't know, I guess that seems okay to me if kind of vague and obvious or something. ** Lizz Brady, Hi, Lizz! It's super really nice to see you! Thanks about 'MLT'. Wow, that is interesting and weird about the Plan B song. Crazy. I have to hear that song itself, clearly. What's it called? So, are you great? Are you doing great? I definitely and absolutely hope so. ** David Ehrenstein, I think the abs are the gift he's giving or offering,. They're very popular, although I'm not sure what you're supposed to do with them. Look at them, poke them, ... ? ** Alan, Hi. Oh, I see. No, that's not the real wish. It's kind of a clue though, but not necessarily in the obvious way. I think I did say that about the three wishes, yeah. But that would be in my real life. The fictional 'Dennis' in 'Guide' has his own agenda. A satire, interesting. What does she mean by that, do you know? Thanks so much, man, for saying that about 'Guide'. Really, thank you, it means a whole lot. Anyway, you're going to LA! That's awesome. Well, you know I love LA to tiny bits, so I think you being there is awesome, and I like the mental image. Have a really great trip! ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Thanks re: 'Frisk' and 'Guide', man. Extension of the mirrors, ha ha, nice, and kind of true. Weird. ** White tiger, She won't be shy, I don't think. I'll ask for sure. And, hey, congrats on finally and officially having your true name! ** MANCY, The videos are really, really great! I love them a lot! Major kudos, S.! I'm curious what Wolf Eyes would be like now too. I'm not so into their new album. I'm kind of more interested in their side projects at this point. If you see some of them, report back, if you don't mind. ** Pisy caca, Hi!  Thank you, thank you for today! The work is so very interesting. The novel isn't the George novel anymore. I might salvage some things from the failed George novel to use, I'm not sure. The point of the novel is connected to the one I had in the George novel, but it's not centered on him. Who knows what will happen, but, for now, it's not a novel about George anymore. I tried to do that, and I failed. I don't know 'Tiny Furniture', and I've never watched 'Girls'. I'm pretty much completely out of it when it comes to TV these days. No, but I'll go read the Pitchfork interview with Bradford today. Thanks so much again, and much love to you! ** Chris Goode, Hi, Chris! Performance texts, yeah, that's interesting. That's a very interesting way to think about them. I mean as performative in the sense of being performed by external beings. Oh, no, I didn't think you were dissing Turrell. I must have accidentally engaged a tone I didn't realize I was using or something. Mm, I don't think I've done a Turrell day, no. Huh. I should, right? I'll go scout him and see if and how I could do a post. Nice idea, man. Nice about the happy ending re: the older, previously hostile actor. Ha ha, annoying douchebag, you? Come on, maestro. Thanks a lot for the link to your friend's piece on 'NToO'! I'll go read that post-haste. I've only read excerpts from that Rob Halpern book too. Very interesting excerpts. I do quite like the work of his that I've read. Yes, I do. And I'd like to know his stuff even more, and I will. Love to you, pal. ** _Black_Acrylic, Great luck to Dundee! I'm guess that's kind of like being chosen the Cultural Capitol of Europe, or whatever they call that annual decision/reward over here, but on a much tighter budget? ** Steevee, Hi. Cool about the review. I'll read it shortly. Everyone, here's Steevee's short review of the film 'Post Tenebras Lux' @ The Village Voice for your delectation. No, I didn't get a chance to listen to Yung Lean yet, but it's on the schedule for today. ** Mark Gluth, Hi, Mark! So very cool to see you, man! The slave posts, and the escort posts too, are pretty labor intensive. I usually work on them off and on, now and then for a month or so. I look at zillions of ads/profiles every month, it feels like. Something like 90+% of them all say basically the same minimal, expected things and are not interesting at all or usable. The ones I choose are rarities that take a lot of exploring and hunting. So sweet that you're so close to finishing the novel! That's amazing and very exciting to think about! What you said made total sense to me, yeah. Yeah, totally. Are we such weirdos? I guess we are. My novel is ... not reborn because it's not the same novel. In a way, it's about the same thing, and, at this point, I'm still going to work with my autobiography, but I found it impossible to represent George and my relationship to him. And ... it's too difficult to explain, right now at least, but I have an idea of how I could write about the things that made me want to write a novel about George, but without him at the center. Yeah, it's too hard to talk about. We'll see. Since I'm in the beginnings right now, I have to say that, yeah, while the openness is exciting, I'm really feeling the difficulty of how to shape and focus that openness at the moment. I'm looking forward to getting a little further along whereupon that awe you mentioned will hopefully become more present. Man it's really nice to see you! ** Billy Lloyd, Hi, Billy. Very cool about the successful photos! Yeah, makes sense: your attitude and plans re: the album. Whoa, three popcorn bags. Good thing that popcorn is whatever-huge percentage air. The great muffins-producing place is otherwise just a usual seeming train station quick food seller, so I know what you mean. Great day to you! ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris. It was kind of a good poem, wasn't it? Interesting about Burroughs. No, I don't consider him a great moralist at all, but, long story short, I had/have some ins re: what he was like a a person, so that either colors or clarifies my thinking about him and his work's morality. There have been critics who've written about my work as being centrally concerned with morality. I think about issues of morality when I work, but it's more in a kind of maintenance way, to regulate and design the voice so that the reader's issues around morality won't interfere with the work as much as possible. I think I'm a moral person, I guess. I definitely do not think my work is either immoral or amoral. I think when people say that about my stuff, they don't understand it. One could argue that my characters are sociopaths. I don't see them that way, or I see any seemingly sociopathic behavior by them as an accidental outcome of their severe focus. I see them as individuals, or, rather, as unique representations since I never think of my characters as being book-trapped real people. Guilt is there. I guess there's some morality working its way out through that. I don't know. I don't know if that's interesting or clear. I really appreciate your interest in asking me a lot. ** Rewritedept, I will. I'll try. One quick read of your poem in my not particularly concentrated p.s. writing state tells m that it's a very interesting piece. I'll reread it when I'm a free man. My week has been quiet and kind of lonely and filled with some writing and a lot of preparing for the upcoming trip. I'm not into having pets, so I don't have a favorite one. Theoretically, I guess a dog. I like dogs. Thanks in advance about the guest-post! ** Sypha, Hey, James. Cool to hear that you're back in writing and writing/planning mode. Fun to read the table contents. That was cool and intriguing. ** Right. Be guest-host Pisycaca's guests today, and, if you do that, you will have spent a productive day, I guarantee. See you tomorrow.

Gig #39: Tom Verlaine

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'Tom Verlaine was born in Morristown, New Jersey, and began his life as Thomas Miller. He began studying piano at an early age but switched to saxophone in middle school after hearing a record by Stan Getz. Verlaine was initially unimpressed with the role of the guitar in both rock and jazz, and was only inspired to take up the instrument after hearing the Rolling Stones' "19th Nervous Breakdown" during his adolescence, at which point he began a long period of experimentation to develop a personal style. Verlaine also had an interest in writing and poetry from an early age. As a teen he was friends with future bandmate and punk icon Richard Hell (Richard Meyers) at Sanford School, a boarding school which they both attended. They quickly discovered that they shared a passion for music and poetry.

'After one failed attempt, Verlaine (with Hell) succeeded in escaping from school and moved to New York City. He then created his stage name, a reference to the French symbolist poet Paul Verlaine. He is quoted as saying this name was inspired by Bob Dylan's name change and was a way of distancing himself from his past. He and Hell formed The Neon Boys, recruiting drummer Billy Ficca. The Neon Boys quickly disbanded after failing to recruit a second guitarist, despite auditions by Dee Dee Ramone and Chris Stein. They reformed as Television a few months later, finding a guitarist in Richard Lloyd, and began playing at seminal punk clubs like CBGB and Max's Kansas City. In 1975, Verlaine kicked Hell out of the band for his erratic playing and behavior, and they released their first single with Fred Smith replacing Hell. Verlaine dated poet and musician Patti Smith when they were both up-and-coming artists in the burgeoning New York punk scene. Television released two albums, Marquee Moon and Adventure, to great critical acclaim and modest sales before breaking up in 1978.

'Verlaine is an advocate of keen and unusual (yet subtle) guitar sounds and recording techniques including close miking, delay, reverb, slap echo, phasing/flanging, tremolo, etc. Television's first commercially released recording, "Little Johnny Jewel", saw Verlaine plugging his guitar straight into the recording desk with no amplification. Going against the prevailing tradition of rock guitar for the past 40 years, he rarely uses distortion. Vibrato is a large part of Verlaine's style and he makes extensive use of the Jazzmaster's unique vibrato arm. In terms of guitar scales and note selection, Verlaine utilises the mixolydian and minor pentatonic scale like most rock guitarists, but his sequencing, phrasing, tone and approach to legato and other techniques is unconventional.

'After the breakup of Television, Verlaine released a self-titled solo album that began a fruitful 1980s solo career. He took up residence in England for a brief period in response to the positive reception his work had received there and in Europe at large. In the 1990s he collaborated with different artists, including Patti Smith, and composed a film score for Love and a .45. In the early 90s, Television reformed to record one studio album (Television) and a live recording (Live at the Academy, 1992); they have reunited periodically for touring ever since. Verlaine released his first new album in many years in 2006, titled Songs and Other Things.

'Verlaine is regarded by many as one of the most talented performers of the early post punk era. His poetic lyrics, coupled with his accomplished and original guitar playing, are highly influential and widely praised in the music media. He and Television bandmate Richard Lloyd are known as one of rock's most acclaimed and inventive guitar duos. In spite of the adoration he receives from the media, Verlaine rarely reciprocates this attention in the form of interviews.' -- collaged







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Television 'See No Evil' (1977)
'Marquee Moon is the debut studio album by American rock band Television. It was released on February 8, 1977, through Elektra Records. While often considered a seminal work to emerge from the New York punk scene of the mid-to-late 1970s, the album differed from conventional punk in its textured, guitar-based instrumental interplay and extended improvisation. As a result, it is also often cited as important to the development of post-punk in the late 1970s and 1980s. Though it was critically acclaimed at the time of its release, the album failed to garner commercial success. Marquee Moon has since been cited by numerous publications as one of the greatest albums of rock music.'-- collaged






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Television 'Venus De Milo' (1977, live in 1990)
'Marquee Moon was voted as the third best album of 1977 in the Pazz & Jop, an annual poll of critics run by The Village Voice. Christgau, the poll's supervisor, ranked it number one on his own year-end list. NME named it the fifth best album of the year on their list. Verlaine later said of the overwhelmingly positive response from critics, "There was a certain magic happening, an inexplicable certainty of something, like the momentum of a freight train. That's not egoism but, if you cast a spell, you don't get flummoxed by the results of your spell."'-- collaged






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Television 'Foxhole', live (1978)
'Those scandalized by Marquee Moon's wimpoid tendencies are gonna try to read this one out of the movement. I agree that it's not as urgent, or as satisfying, but that's only to say that Marquee Moon was a great album while Adventure is a very good one. The difference is more a function of material than of the new album's relatively clean, calm, reflective mood. The lyrics on Marquee Moon were shot through with visionary surprises that never let up. These are comparatively songlike, their apercus concentrated in hook lines that are surrounded by more quotidian stuff. The first side is funnier, faster, more accessible, but the second side gets there--the guitar on "The Fire" is Verlaine's most gorgeous ever.' -- Robert Christgau






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Television 'Glory' (1978)
'Television's groundbreaking first album, Marquee Moon, was as close to a perfect debut as any band made in the 1970s, and in many respects it would have been all but impossible for the band to top it. One senses that Television knew this, because Adventure seems designed to avoid the comparisons by focusing on a different side of the band's personality. Where Marquee Moon was direct and straightforward in its approach, with the subtleties clearly in the performance and not in the production, Adventure is a decidedly softer and less aggressive disc, and while John Jansen's production isn't intrusive, it does round off the edges of the band's sound in a way Andy Johns' work on the first album did not. But the two qualities that really made Marquee Moon so special were Tom Verlaine's songs and the way his guitar work meshed with that of Richard Lloyd, whose style was less showy but whose gifts were just as impressive, and if you have to listen a bit harder to Adventure, it doesn't take long to realize that both of those virtues are more than apparent here.'-- allmusic






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'Kingdom Come' (1979)
'Not surprisingly, many of the songs on Tom Verlaine's first solo album suggest the music of Television, his former band, especially in the use of vibrant and full guitar textures and frequent solo break sections in which to feature them. Verlaine's fey vocals surprisingly do not detract from the gutsiness of these numbers. Several of the songs here utilize hooky initial guitar riffs in the tradition of 1960s bands like the Rolling Stones, the Kinks, and the Beatles, most notably on "Flash Lightning," "Kingdom Come" -- covered by David Bowie the following year on Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) -- and especially "Grip of Love. Several tracks, including "The Grip of Love", "Breakin' In My Heart", and "Red Leaves" trace their roots to unreleased Television songs."'-- collaged






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'Mr Blur' (1981)
'Tom Verlaine's second album as a solo artist after disbanding Television is not groundbreaking or innovative as much as it is consistent. What is distinctive about Dreamtime, aside from its thick guitar fortifications, firm stance, and unwillingness to modify a sound he believed in, are the issues surrounding the making of these recordings. The first session was marred by the usage of poor quality reel-to-reel tapes, barely yielding only half an album. Not so much a set of tidy, trimmed concepts when one listens closely, as it is a vision of an artist laying it all out from the bottom of his heart. Many would easily admit Dreamtime is Tom Verlaine's shining hour.'-- collaged






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'Clear It Away' (1982)
'Tom Verlaine's second solo album, Dreamtime, was easily the finest music he'd created since Television's Marquee Moon. It was so perfectly realized that one wondered what he could do to top it, and when 1982's Words From the Front was released, the obvious answer was that he hadn't; while it's hardly a bad album, the songs don't rank with Verlaine's best work, and though his guitar work is superb as always, he doesn't appear to be breaking much new ground, content for the most part to recycle ideas he'd worked through in the past. Of course, given the sterling quality of Verlaine's work, an album could be quite good and fall below his average, and that's certainly the case here.'-- collaged






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'Words from the Front' (1982)
'Of course Tom Verlaine really needs no introduction. Words from the Front is a totally forgotten gem coming after two equally excellent solo albums after he left Television. Both the previous albums had stellar production with Verlaine increasingly using overdubs for a "wall of guitars" effect, creating almost orchestral soundscapes rivaling the Durutti Column at times. And of course by the second album (Dreamtime) he was oversaturating the tape, thus developing a fuller, more dynamic sound.'-- Julian Cope






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'Rotation', live (1984)
'Cover is easily Tom Verlaine's best platter since his first solo release. This album sports unusual, yet wonderfully effective and imaginative arrangements which are sparer, leaner, and more intricate than those on his earlier releases. Production values are top-shelf great. "Travelling" is a funk-flavored selection with dry screeching guitar sounds and some later slippery modulations. "Miss Emily" is a rollicking, jumpy number which (despite its quirky vocal and production touches) in places anticipates later-period songs by the Replacements. Brian Eno-era Talking Heads is evoked on the kaleidoscopically nervous "Dissolve/ Reveal."'-- collaged






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'Five Miles of You' (1984)
'Anglophobes and wimpbashers won't hear it, but Verlaine's light touch constitutes a renewal and an achievement. Synthesized ostinatos and affected vocals are deplorable in themselves only when they're ends in themselves. Here they're put to the service of tuneful whimsy that has brains and heart, a sense of beauty and a sense of humor. Goofy romanticism at its driest and most charming. Supremely self-conscious, utterly unschooled, Verlaine writes like nobody else, sings like nobody else, plays like nobody else. His lyrics sound like his voice sounds like his guitar, laconic and extravagant at the same time. After three years off the boards, he's deemphasized keyboards in a quest for dynamite riffs, and he's found enough to thrill any fan.'-- Robert Christigau






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'Your Finest Hour' (1987)
'The Miller's Tale: A Tom Verlaine Anthology is a 1996 double-CD compilation album by Tom Verlaine. It chronicles his solo career and his career with Television on one CD (including several obscurities) and the other CD is an edited live performance from London in 1982. The first CD covers the period of the three Television albums, Verlaine's solo work and also contains a selection of previously unreleased songs that were allegedly shelved after being submitted for release in 1986. These tracks were recorded in London, and includes "Your Finest Hour", "O Foolish Heart", "Anna", "Sixteen Tulips", "Call Me The", and "Lindi-Lu".'-- collaged






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'Bomb', live (1987)
'With this release, Tom Verlaine comes full circle to the style of his initial solo album. This great platter has an energized, mostly no-nonsense feel to it that is extremely appealing. Production is meticulous, if not normally showy as on his previous album, Cover. Flash Light is chock-full of rocking numbers of all kinds, ranging from straight-ahead, meat-and-potatoes types ("Cry Mercy, Judge" and "Say a Prayer"), to the quirkier "Bomb" and "Annie's Tellin' Me," to the walloping big beat of "A Town Called Walker". Released after a three-year silence, Flash Light was well worth waiting for; this splendid album makes an excellent purchase.'-- allmusic






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'Cry Mercy Judge' (1987)
'Tom Verlaine's impressive 1987 LPFlash Light sees the former Television front man firing on all cylinders as a master guitarist, popsmith and lyricist. Whereas Television's sound is famous for its symbiotic dual guitar interplay, here Verlaine's guitarchitecture reaches an unparalleled complexity, weaving layer upon layer of steely metallic guitar upon one another in a complex mesh of sound. On the individual guitar lines, Verlaine scrupulously avoids cliche and comes up with some really original and oblique riffs. Against this backdrop, Verlaine creates some of the best melodies of his career - songs like 'A Town Called Walker', 'Song', 'At 4 a.m' and 'Annie's Tellin' Me' are bursting with inventive pop hooks. Even Verlaine's lyrics are top-rate, embodying a much more poetic and metaphysical aspect than the urbane witticism of Verlaine's usual style. A truly great album - his best solo release.' -- collaged






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'Ore' (1992)
'If you had ever wondered what an album of Verlaine instrumental music would sound like, chances are it wouldn't have been this. In fact, the best thing about it is that there's no way you could ever have anticipated it. It's more a collection of sketches for ... well, something or other. Some of them hardly get started and some of them outstay their welcome. Which is not to say that there aren't some good moments here - there just aren't any great moments - except maybe in "Ore" when passion creeps in and you could almost be listening to a Beefheart track from around 1970. Or "Lore", which is nearly seven minutes of frantic, aggressive, almost-desperate playing.'-- The Wonder







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'Nice Actress' (2006)
'Tom Verlaine's first album in many years, Songs and Other Things, is not Marquee Moon. It's not supposed to be (that was thirty years ago, remember?). Nor is it even Dreamtime - the best Tom Verlaine album. (Sure, you could argue with this and many would, in favour of the first, self-titled set. But they'd be wrong). It says right here on the insert: "recorded in and around new york city in the new century". This is a clue. After fourteen years it makes sense that it should look anywhere but back, right? Tom Verlaine has nothing to prove to you, or anyone else. There are enough guitar heroes around who heard it all here first. Two things are immediately apparent about this album - it may be Verlaine's most playful set of songs (of course Tom has always been playful, it's just that no-one seemed to notice) and he's finally found his voice. I mean, literally. He's finally grown into the voice. Or become comfortable with it. In any case, his voice has taken on a depth, a maturity, and his singing sounds relaxed and, at the same time, more authoritative. Tom sounds as if he has a secret or two to tell you and he's enjoying the telling.' -- The Wonder






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'Shingaling' (2006)
'These are songs which confide, cajole, persuade, the warmth of the vocals matched by the sensuous nature of the guitar work. You're teased with sound/sounds. Verlaine plays all the guitars and not for him the one signature tone. Instead there is almost an embarrassment of riches when it comes to guitar noises. The fluid chiming of The Earth Is In The Sky, the churning rhythm guitar of Heavenly Charm, the fabulous, lush guitar strength of Documentary, Shingaling, with its insistent, nagging spiralling guitar lines, the delicate picked figures of Blue Light. Fourteen songs and only five of them over the four-minute mark, and most of them little gems of brevity, style and technique. The album is bookended by two instrumentals - A Parade In Littleton, which sounds exactly like that, and Peace Piece, a solo guitar track that sounds as if it drifted on over from Warm and Cool. The songs themselves on this album don't particularly sound like Tom Verlaine songs; which means that they come at you from unexpected directions and lead you to unanticipated conclusions. There's nothing here that would really sound at home on a Verlaine album from the 1980s.'-- The Wonder







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p.s. Hey. First, I want to alert those of you who are in or around London to the fact that the great art space Five Years is opening a show on this coming Friday called 'Fragments' that includes work and collaborations by three of the most brilliant artists who call this blog a home away from home, namely the writer Paul Curran, the visual artist Marc Hulson who's best known around here by the moniker Tender Prey, and the visual artist and musician Esther Planas. Highly, highly, highly recommended. The opening is on Friday from 6 to 9 pm, and the show will be up until May 26th. Here's the information on where Five Years is, how to get there, and so on, you lucky Londoner dogs you. ** Misanthrope, Well, again, the extra cents in payment that it would require for you guys to have 2-ply tp leads me to suspect that, public complaints aside, you guys like it that way. Should be lovely here in May. All bets are off in these climate changed days, of course, but I would say you have a very decent shot at visiting Paris during its finest hours. ** S., Stack! Everyone, yes, it's Emo stacking time again over on S.'s addictive blog, and here's how you get your latest fix. Like it, dude. Really like the evolving. Really like what's happening to them. ** Paul Curran, Paul! Shit, we should talk. My fault entirely so far. Can we talk today or tomorrow or over the weekend? 'Cos then I go away for a while. I'll email you immediately post-p.s. And, man, I so wish I could see the Five Years show. Somebody had better document that thing very effectively and hopefully asap. So, talk soon, I hope. ** Cobaltfram, Hi, John. Thanks. No, like I said, I'm not inclined towards nostalgia, so it isn't a problem for me in the novel. It's more a matter of how to depict my emotions around my life and the things/ people in it most effectively. That part is a new challenge, but nostalgia is not a danger, I'm pretty sure. Oh, I see, about your question. Right now I'm drawing inspiration from someone in my life and from the effect that someone has on me. That's the focus. ** David Ehrenstein, I don't mind abs. They're fine and all, and if they happen to belong to someone I'm interested in, they interest me because they're part of the person and are obviously important to the person who went out of their way to create them, but I don't have a fetish for them. Sculpturally, they're kind of nice, I guess. ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh! Yes, I got your email, thank you so much! I'll get in touch with him soon. Yes, thank you very much for that! ** Grant maierhofer, Glad you dug the work in Pisycaca's post, man. Great, thanks re: the poetry chapbook. Would be very sweet to have. ** Pisy caca, I think it went pretty damned well yesterday, don't you? Thank you a million again! It's a privilege that you consider it a privilege, my pal. ** Steevee, Yeah, I think I've seen a few Bay films, mostly on plane rides. I saw two of the 'Transformer' films, and I found them to be guilty pleasures. No interest in seeing 'Pain and Gain' at all. And less now than before. Cool, I hope the new Almodovar is one of his really good ones. Why is 1600 words tricky you? Too long, too short, too awkwardly in between? ** Lizz Brady, Howdy, Lizz! 'Happy as Larry', gotcha. I'll go find that today. Thanks! Touring exhibition, nice. Getting that set up, ugh, but it'll be so worth it, as I don't need to tell you. You have an artfinder thing, great! Everyone, go here and check out the new Art Finder profile for the awesome artist and d.l. Lizz Brady. There's some work of hers on show there, which is one very good reason to click that blue 'here'. See, now, I really like your paintings. The ones on Art Finder will have my examining eyes all to themselves in just a bit. No, I don't know ... I just don't have an inherent love of paintings. I guess that, whenever I see paintings, I go, 'Prove it', and when a painting does, which yours do, it's a great surprise and pleasure. I'm good. I have this annoying eye infection at the moment that isn't a big deal, it just hurts a little and looks kind of weird, but I'm being interviewed/ filmed tomorrow for a Discovery Channel documentary program, so it's a drag that I'm going to look a little weird in the show. A post would be really awesome, of course, thank you, if that pans out and if you enjoy/don't mind. ** Chris Goode, Hi, Chris! Strange days indeed. No, you hadn't told me which play you were working with. I think I know of that play. I haven't read it, I'm pretty sure, but I think I've heard if it, due at least in part to its multiple authors, 'cos that aspect interests me too. Wow, huge cast. How many people have you ended up working with? I know you've worked with a large number of people before, but not so very often, right? Really interesting about the effect of the piece/work as it settles. I mean, very interesting. Man, it's pretty great to get to read you thinking about that here, let me tell you. Nice, so true, I think, about the people on the left, i.e. us. Ha ha, good. I mean, good observation not good for us. Turrell Day is in the planning and initial research stages. It's looking like a go, although almost for sure post-my upcoming Scandinavian trip and concurrent spate of rerun posts. More love even than yesterday to you, man! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben! Thanks for the good words. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. Trip preparations are coming along, thanks. That's very cool and exciting that the challenge of the adaptation is a fun process. I can totally imagine. 'Angels', yeah, I read it, a long time ago. I remember liking it a fair amount. Memory says that my second favorite Johnson was/is 'Resuscitation of a Hanged Man', but it's been long enough since I read it that I don't know if that standing would hold up. ** Will C., Hey, man, too you too! Thanks a whole lot for the email and attachment! It'll probably take me a bit to read given my trip prep and then trip, but I really look forward to that. Fingers way crossed, man, like ... way, way crossed. Europe's good, I think. Cloudy, a little drizzly, but warmish. How's Seattle? ** Sypha, Hi, James. Happy memories are cool. I've got a ton of them too. They're better without nostalgia's interference, for sure. That's some serious reading you've got in store there. Very good serious, mind you. I look forward to hearing your thoughts. ** MANCY, I just read about that in the news this morning. Go, Seattle! I mean go re: its 'anarchist' contingent, not its cops. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Great to see you! ** Rewritedept, Yeah, it did hold up, you bet. Not sure about Skyping. It's looking less than likely 'cos of things I need to do pre-trip during the shortish window when your waking hours and mine align, but I'll know for sure by tomorrow, and fingers crossed. Yeah, well, I don't want to have a dog for a lot reasons, the emotional attachment and related responsibilities being one of them. I like all pets from afar, and dogs from afar seem the sweetest. ** Okay. I made a gig for you featuring the work and stylings of the great and very underrated, in my opinion, Tom Verlaine. Please attend my/his gig and see what happens. That's all I ask. See you tomorrow.

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'For those that love fish as pets or people interested in aquatic physics, it doesn’t get much better than the fish highway aquarium. Allowing the fish to swim out of the aquarium, along the wall and ceiling, across the room and into another tank, this patented aquarium is something to behold. Thanks to a carefully-planned, sealed design (with the exception of two openings, one on each end), the tank works like a giant straw and prevents any spillage.'-- WebUrbanist






'The site of exclusive products for the home Opulent Items is offering shell-tank for the bathroom called Moody Aquarium Sink. Its internal decoration can vary by a removable top. There are two circular entries on each side to feed the fish. It’s also equipped with a sink water filtration system, water circulation and oxygenation, and lighting. Price is $4,500.'-- Beautiful Life








'Augmented Fish Reality is an interactive installation of 5 rolling robotic fish-bowl sculptures designed to explore interspecies and transpecies communication. These sculptures allow Siamese Fighting fish to use intelligent hardware and software to move their robotic bowls – under their control. Siamese fighting fish have excellent eyes which allow them to see for great distances outside the water. They have color vision and seem to like the color yellow. This design uses 4 active infrared sensors around each bowl which allow the fish to move forward & back and turn the bowls. By swimming to the edge of the bowl the fish activate motorized wheels that move the robots in that direction. Humans will interact with the work simply by entering the environment. In past artworks I have found that the Siamese fighting fish move toward humans, presumably because they associate humans with food. The bowls and robots are designed to allow the fish to get to within 1/4 inch of each other for visual communication between the fish, both male and female.'-- Wired













'Takashi Amano is a photographer, designer and aquarist. His interest in aquaria led him to create the Japanese company Aqua Design Amano. He has established a distinctive style of plant layout. He employs Japanese gardening concepts such as Wabi-sabi and Zen rock arrangement. His tank compositions seek to mimic nature in their appearance. Amano also makes extensive use of Glossostigma elatinoides and Riccia fluitans as plant material, and uses shrimp as a means of controlling the growth of algae.'-- collaged






'Your goldfish may never truly be free, but if you had one of these infinity aquariums you can trick them into thinking they are thanks to a design that "loops the fish around in an infinite tunnel of water and glass." It's like a mini fortress of solitude for your little underwater friends.'-- gizmodo







'Qua Bottle Lounge has tapped into the obsession with extreme sports and exotic experiences involving wild animals. The Austin, Texas club found a way to bottle up and serve that adrenaline to their patrons on a nightly basis; beneath their glass dance floor is an aquarium filled with dangerous sea creatures including sharks and sting rays. There's been a lot of controversial press regarding the sharks, which are kept in the 19,000 gallon tank, especially from animal rights organizations like PETA.'-- collaged








'Though the aquarium is not flashy or visibly technologically complicated, it is still quite amazing. It can be baffling at first sight and you may wonder, why doesn’t the water come gushing out of the holes in the glass? The holes, which are used for feeding (and sometimes petting) the fish are clearly open, and there is no visible mechanism pushing the water back, what sustains the water level then? It is a simple matter of physics. Because the tank itself is air-tight, by reducing the pressure inside the tank and matching it to the atmospheric pressure in the little water cups adjacent to the holes they maintain it so that the water has no reason to move in either direction. As a result, you can drop food in the cups, watch the fish come out and eat.' -- collaged






'Duplex is an aquarium/cage favoring an improbable encounter between birds and fish. The aquarium is thermo-formed so as to create a space where the bird can fly at the same visual level as the fish.'-- DesignSwan






'I designed this glass fish tank, and installed a CD drive in it. Put this in my living room, looks so cool. I can tell the fish enjoyed their new music house.' -- See Sun Moon








'L'Oceanogràfic is a marine park situated in the east of the city of Valencia, Spain, where different marine habitats are represented. It was designed by the architect Félix Candela and the structural engineers Alberto Domingo and Carlos Lázaro. The Oceanographic is the largest complex of its type in Europe with a surface of 111,000 square metres (1,190,000 sq ft) and a water capacity of 42,000,000 litres (11,000,000 US gal). It has 45,000 animals of 500 different species including fish, mammals, birds, reptiles and invertebrates — amongst these are sharks, penguins, dolphins, sea lions, walruses, beluga whales, and more — all inhabiting nine underwater towers.'-- collaged







'Designed by Acrylic Tank Manufacturers, the custom-made bed Aquarium Bed features a huge 650-gallon headboard tank. Moreover, there are two bedside lamps inside the tank. While I am not sure if you will be able to sleep sound with this huge fish tank above your head, the idea sounds simply incredible. Priced at a cool $11,500, the Aquarium Bed takes 3-4 months to be delivered into your bedroom.'-- collaged






Gold Fish 'Lava Lamp' Aquarium, Singapore






'The jars unscrew from the bottom of the shelf, making it easy to fill or clean the jars. The holes into the mason jar are large enough to provide enough oxygen for a beta to survive with a flower or plant coming through the shelf. It is the perfect way to show off pretty flowers while grabbing the attention of your guests at the same time.' -- The Dot Creative







'The Kori no Suizokukan, or the "ice aquarium," is located in Kesennuma in northeastern Japan, and features approximately 450 specimens frozen in ice. Bathed in blue light, presumably for atmosphere, the specimens include about 80 different species of marine life, flash frozen as they're unloaded at Kesennuma's port on the Pacific Ocean. The temperature inside is a cool 5 degrees Fahrenheit, making warm jackets and pants a necessity.' -- collaged








'Placed at the lobby of the Radisson SAS Hotel in Berlin, the 25 meters high AquaDom is the largest cylindrical aquarium ever built. Filled with about 900,000 liters of seawater, it contains some 2600 fish of 56 species. Combined with a vast amount of sandblasted glass, the giant AquaDom gives a transparent-like feeling to the lobby. Guests and visitors are able to travel through the aquarium in a glass-enclosed elevator to reach a sightseeing point and restaurant under the glass roof. Two full-time divers are responsible for the care and feeding of the fish and maintenance of the aquarium.'-- Fogonazos






'This aquarium, an Ecosphere, takes the concept of a self-sustaining ecosystem to a whole new level. These aquascapes are basically tiny little worlds that have everything they need to survive built right in. The shrimp consume algae and other micro organisms. Those micro organisms break down the shrimp waste in a perfectly complete cycle. All they need is a bit of sunlight and the ecosystem can survive for as long as 2 to 3 years.'-- okeanosgroup.com






'The Fish Tank Toilet thats fits most of the two piece toilets only, has an aquarium of 2.2 gallon capacity which surrounds the inner flush tank. Don’t worry, your Fish won’t be Flushed when you flush as they are independent of the flush water. The toilet as well as the aquarium are made up from high quality components and it is also provided with dual Filter system with pumps & hoses, LED tank top lights, artificial plants, thermometer, siphon, fish net and background poster.'-- walyou.com







'Poor Little Fish is an unusual approach to saving water. When using this basin, users are prompted into thinking about consumption when the water level in the fishbowl goes down (but does not actually drain out). There are two separate pipelines, so the water level will go back to where it was once the water stops running. As well, the water from the tap is pure, as its pipeline does not connect to the bowl.'-- Yan Lu






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'Seavisions of South Florida, Inc. (SVSF) receives hundreds of requests annually for proposals as regards to manufacture, installation, and maintenance of high end custom aquariums. Because of the nature of SeaVisions of South Florida's custom designs, each proposal is both unique and specific to the particular application. Each proposal requires an expenditure of between 2 and 8 hours depending on the specifics and substantial follow-up time with the prospective customer in detailing the proposal and the specifications being requested. Effective April 1, 1999, a proposal fee of $275.00 will be required for design proposals. This fee is intended to off-set the costs of labor, design configuration, and specific customization needs of our clients. This fee will be credited in full towards any aquarium purchase utilizing this design proposal built by SeaVisions. The charge is payable upon submission of the proposal request.'-- SVSF






'Tons of water, pieces of thick glass and sharks all around...These are not scenes from a horror movie, but a reality people faced when a 33-ton tank suddenly burst in a Shanghai shopping center. Fifteen people sustained injuries. Three lemon sharks and dozens of smaller fish and turtles housed inside the 7-meter-long, 3-meter-high aquarium, became victims of the incident. CCTV footage shows the majority of people were standing right near the shark-filled aquarium when it literally exploded. Horrified shoppers fled in panic when shards of 15 centimeter thick protective acrylic glass suddenly gave way, flooding the entrance of the Shanghai Orient Shopping Center on December 19.'-- collaged




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p.s. RIP: Jeff Hanneman. That really, really sucks. ** Unknown, Hi, Pascal. Aw, thanks, about that Peter O'Toole minimalist post. I was kind of fond of that one too. I think I've seen 'LoA' a couple times, but not in forever. I remember that it seemed kind of really meandering, but moments in it did stick. Really great thoughts about nostalgia, man. Thanks a lot. Yeah, I think getting rid of nostalgia is really freeing too. Excellent to see you, pal. XOX back from me. ** Misanthrope, 8-ply, ha ha. I sent you a email re: 'The Pyre' shows. Hope you got it. Best day, dude. ** David Ehrenstein, He kind of does. Obviously, super interesting discovery there about Pasolini/Tognazzi. I hope I'll get to read your 'LCaF' liner notes. ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh. Agreement about the idea of Verlaine writing a memoir. He's a smarty, and I can only imagine that his perspective on the punk/post-punk era and aesthetics and his own work would be singular. I almost met him once. I saw him across the room at an art gallery opening in, like, 1990 or something. I was awestruck and shy, and I wanted to go gush at him. The person I was with, a curator, claimed to know Verlaine and said he was a prickly asshole, and that I probably shouldn't do that. Later, I came to realize that the person I was with was a pathological liar and creep, and I still hit myself upside my head for not just introducing myself to Verlaine when I had my chance. ** MANCY, 'Adventure' is perpetually and kind of criminally underrated, I think. ** S., Stackage! Nice one. Everyone, and your virtually daily supply of S.-made Emo stacks has a new enlargement entitled, I think, 'Unprecedented'. ** Mark Gluth, Hi, Mark! I know, admire, and covet obsessive novel mode, so you have a hall pass when needed until further notice. I so get where you are right now. I can feel that. The 'decrepit and failed' thing sounds incredibly fascinating. Wow, can't wait to see how you've done that. Exciting to hear about that, about the novel construction. You know what a process junkie I am, and, well, a Gluth prose junkie as well. Nuclear. ** Steevee, That's too bad about the Almodovar. I'll see it, though, of course. Oh, I see, re: 1600 words. You're used to writing shorter pieces? That's interesting. Yeah, with four films to work with, it should fill up pretty easily, I think. Yeah, really bad news about Jeff Hanneman. That guy was fucking unbelievable. A god. ** Rewritedept, Hey. Yeah, I think I had better say I can't Skype pre-trip. It's getting and feeling too hectic with things that I need to do before leaving. So, let's do that when I get back from the trip, if that's okay. Sorry about that. I had a series of dogs as pets when I was growing, and they all died tragically, and that warded me off having pets forever. You'll get used to aging. It just happens. It's what it is. Nothing you can do about it, and it has its ups as well as its downs. You could adopt a kid. Mushiness in return. ** Lizz Brady, I did find the song, and it was a cool song even. Awesome, thank you. The foot initially in the door part sucks, but the thing is not to feel too intimidated or cynical about it, because that's the only way in, and with your talent, dude, I think it's going to be just fine. The show that I'm being filmed for today is a documentary program for the Discovery Channel about the JT Leroy thing. I think it's an episode in a series about famous literary hoaxes or something. Later, pal. ** Pisy caca, Hi, M! Cool, glad the post brought back memories and made new ones. Love to ya. ** Will C., Seattle seems like it would be great. Sorry about the no call-back yet. I hope that 'yet' is valid. Keep your chin up, definitely. That's where chins belong. ** Paul Curran, Hi! Yeah, sorry, I'm a bit scrambly these days. I'll hope to talk to you in the new few days. Worst comes to worst, when I get back from the trip, but before I leave would be better, so I'll get myself focused and see if we can make that happen. Most importantly, have a huge amount of fun at your big opening tonight! If I knew how to astral project, I would so be there, even if you didn't know it. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Wow, the first few seconds of that Maclean video look totally amazing. I'll go finish watching it shortly. Everyone, courtesy of _B_A, here's a short video work by the young Scottish artist Rachel Maclean called 'Britain's Got Talent', and it looks pretty fantastic, so you should check it out maybe. ** Sypha, Ugh, re: the allergies/eyes. It is that time of year. Feel better. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Cool that you dug the Verlaine post. I guess beyond the first two Verlaine solo albums, I really quite like 'Cover' and 'Flashlight'. And the newest one, 'Songs and Other Things' is really growing on me after a slow start. I so want to see 'Upstream Color'. Really a lot. And his first film 'Primer' too. I don't think 'UC' has opened here yet, but, since it was probably radically retitled in French, I could have missed it. ** Brendan, I know, so fucking sad, such a loss. Man, that's such bad news. Ugh. Very cool news, however, about the successful encounter between you, your dealer, and your new work. June 1st, nice, soon but with just enough distance left for you to have some finessing time. Excited for whatever visual documentation results. Go Dodgers. Are they capable going? I've fallen out of touch with their stats. ** Okay. Aquariums. Why? You tell me. It just sort of happened. See you tomorrow.

Spotlight on ... Tosh Berman Sparks-Tastic: 21 Albums and 21 Nights in London with Sparks (2013)

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'What is the meaning of this strange obsession? It’s said that a man is defined by his work and friends. To me, a man is defined by his record and book collection. And, of course, the appreciation of the right type of fabric at the right time and place — Levi’s button-up 501s with the cuffs up an inch (enough to see the sock) — that’s pretty much all that’s needed for a man in the twenty-first century, right? Well, that ... and the twenty-one albums by Sparks.
    'So, when I hear that my all-time favorite group (or obsession) — Sparks — is doing a series of twenty-one shows in London, each night devoted to a different one of their twenty-one albums, I think there’s absolutely no way I can miss this. But when I sit down to see what the trip might cost, it’s obvious that there wouldn’t be any possible way to make it. Then, just to be sure, I check again. Then again to be triple sure. By now, I’m quite secure with the fact that I can’t possibly afford to go to London for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I consider myself a responsible adult with a full-time job at a bookstore that my tax guy calls a hobby, and my publishing empire, TamTam Books. So, figuring my job and my additional career as a publisher of contemporary French literature that ninety-five percent of the population doesn’t care about, I realize that I really don’t make enough money to make this happen no matter how hard I try to convince myself that it could happen.
    'Have you ever worked at a bookstore? Not counting a time when you worked part time while you were in school or abstractly as a writer immersing yourself in the atmosphere of books — but as a professional bookseller working full time to support yourself because that’s the career path that you’ve chosen? It’s the kind of life that can be counted as seasons go by — literally—because that’s how professional booksellers go through life ... by the catalog seasons that books are released. Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Fourth of July, Halloween, and then the ultimate season for the book buyers — Christmas. One measures the whole year and the four seasons when working full time as a professional bookseller. I really don’t have the time for twenty-one days in London to hear and see twenty-one nights of Sparks.
    'Aside from Sparks, though, the number twenty-one keeps me attached to the idea of going. It seems to be a magic number that is calling out to me. And it dawns on me all of sudden that I live in the twenty-first century. (For whatever reason, my head is really into the twentieth century.) In the U.K., the twenty-one gun salute is especially marked for royalty; for the city of London, it is always a twenty-one gun salute. There are so many songs and book titles that have the number twenty-one (hardly any with twenty or twenty-two). And when I think of Sparks having twenty-one albums and doing twenty-one shows, man, that really stands out. It just rolls off the tongue and seems impressive. And the truth is, it really is impressive for a group to have twenty-one albums in their career and still carry on as if there’s no end in sight.
    'I am also fascinated with the idea of writing about this experience of seeing Sparks. And it is obvious to me that I need to capture this experience on the page. A reasonable person, I guess, might fantasize about going to the shows, taking a few pictures, and jotting down a few notes. But I am an obsessed fan, and a book person. I need to explore all of this in words, book-length words. Sure, a picture can capture something that may take a thousand words to convey, but it can also be misinterpreted. Words expose the space between the letters and the joining of our careers as musicians (Sparks) and booksellers (Me).
    'There just has to be a way to make this happen. I need to sacrifice all, go into debt, and jeopardize the stability of my life. But it all slowly reveals itself as an inevitability. I speak to my wife, Lun*na. She says: “You have to go, Tosh. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience.” Those were the exact words I needed to convince me that I am not delusional (even though I am). Lun*na knows me like she knows every cinema house that’s playing Yakuza flicks in Tokyo. And that phrase ... once-in-a-lifetime. It’s dangerously similar to putting a red flag in front of an angry bull.
    'So, do I go? Or do I falter and shake in front of mommy/daddy faith? Again, I look at the calculations on paper that scream at me: No way you can afford to do this! You’re insane to even consider it! With that logic running through my head, I choose to do what any reasonable person should do in this situation: Go! To do otherwise would be non-participatory with the world of greatness.' -- Tosh Berman



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Tosh Talks


Art your grandparents wouldn't like


'Gainsbourg Inside'


Frank O'Hara


'Mozipedia: The Encyclopedia of Morrissey and the Smiths'



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Further (Tosh Berman)

Tam Tam Books
Tosh Beman @ goodreads
Tosh Berman @ Soundcloud
'Exotic Creatures: Tosh Berman on Sparks'
Tosh Berman 'Fantômas, My Love'
Tosh Berman interviewed by Kristian Goddard
'Agent Provocateur: Tosh Berman gets under the French skin'
'american rive gauche: an interview with tosh berman' @ 3AM Magazine
Book: Tosh Berman 'Wallace Berman Support the Revolution'
Buy 'Sparks-Tastic'



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Further (Sparks)

The Official Sparks Website
Sparks Official @ Facebook
Sparks Discography
Sparks documentary film made from found footage
Sparks interviewed @ The Quietus
Sparks Fan Blog
Fuck Yeah Sparks
puncture, Sparks, boom!
Sparks Fan Site
Ask Russell Mael
'Swan Song: Russell Mael'
Another Sparks Fan Site
Buy the albums of Sparks



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Sparks live in London 2008


'Angst in My Pants'


'The Decline and Fall of Me'


'Mickey Mouse'


'Eaten by the Monster of Love'



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Interview




Garrett Caples: As a younger music listener, how did you react to how radically the group would change its sound from time to time? Did you ever find a new period of their work off putting or were you always up for their new material?

Tosh Berman: Over the years, two things don’t change: Russell’s voice and their songwriting abilities. Not every song they wrote is a masterpiece but every album has a “masterpiece” moment or two. In the mid-’80s to the late ’80s their albums were so-so with some incredible highlights. It wasn’t till the ’90s they got on a groove that never failed them. When you are a fan of a band or artist you have to take the whole catalog in consideration. When you look at one’s entire career, a weak album is just a stop sign or rest stop. They rested at the rest stop and then went on to make incredible themed albums. In my opinion as they got older, they made more interesting and totally new sounding albums. In that sense, they remind me of Scott Walker, in that I think it’s a mistake to separate Scott’s early recordings from the later stuff. It’s all one work, and in a way Sparks-Tastic conveys or takes notice that Sparks is a lifetime work.

GC: For the 2008 concerts in London, did you have a “golden ticket” to see them perform every album or did you attend select shows? What was it like to see modern-day Sparks rip through their vintage material like Kimono My House or Propaganda? Can you pick a favorite show or shows from the entire run?

TB: I went to every show. At first I was just going to go to the first or second show, but realized that this is probably the most important series of shows ever in my life, and therefore I have to go to all of them. No matter how much it will hurt me financially or the pressures on my family life. It was then that I decided to write a book on my experiences which turns out to be Sparks-Tastic. The most memorable shows, strange enough, are the albums that I didn’t care for. Seeing and hearing them doing songs that I thought were weak at the time was a real eye-(ear)-opener for me. A recording is a recording, and live music is a totally different medium. My re-introduction to hearing the albums live like Interior Design (1988), which I didn’t like that much, all of sudden became one of my favorite albums.

GC: How did you wind up becoming friends with them? And, without meaning to pry, can I ask, what sort of things do you guys discuss, if not music? Art? Books? Film? Are they Wallace Berman fans?

TB: I was working at Book Soup and Russell came in to get a book wrapped as a gift, and at that time I was putting together the final touches to the Serge Gainsbourg novel, Evguenie Sokolov for my press. I needed an afterword and I thought, “Why not ask him to do it?” So in that weird 10 seconds, I said to him, “You are one of my favorite singers and would you be interested in writing something on Serge Gainsbourg for my press?” He was kind of enough to say “Thank you and sure.” And he wrote a beautiful piece for that book. Some months later I met Ron at a Jacques Demy screening in Santa Monica. What we have in common is a great love for Japanese curry. It’s kind of weird but I also saw them in Tokyo. I plan vacations around their schedules! Luckily they never had me arrested or put out a restraining order on me (yet).

Both Ron and Russell have a great appreciation for the visual arts, so yes they knew/know who my father was/is. The great thing about Ron and Russell is that they are very much Sparks-like. They’re very mysterious and I never want to break that mystery. The mystery is a big appeal for me. I write about that in the book.

GC: What made you decide to turn this experience into a book? Can you describe the project a bit? (Obviously it’s more than just an account of going to concerts.)

TB: The book idea came right away to me. It was one of those moments when I thought “I am going to London and going to every show.” The second thought that came seconds later was “I am going to write a book about this.” Sparks is very much part of my background for the past 30-something years. I wanted to write about that as well. But also I have a deep interest in London and its culture. As well as Paris. And with this book, with the focus on Sparks, I can comment on my life, as well as my deep interest in those two European cities. It is not just Sparks’ music but also people like French filmmaker Jacques Tati, Charlie Chaplin, The Kray Twins, Hitler, and Walt Disney, among others. But all of that is filtered through my eyes/ears while listening to Sparks. I think a great artist conveys a bigger world through their work—and Sparks lead me to Tati, and to re-think Chaplin’s work. I am also interested in brothers that work together. Everyone from Ray & Dave from The Kinks to the deadly Kray Twins. Ron and Russell are unique because to me they work as one. The book I have to point out is not a band biography, but more of a memoir with side trips into London and Paris culture. But all of it is filtered through the Sparks aesthetic and influenced by their work.



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Book

Tosh Berman Sparks-Tastic: 21 Albums and 21 Nights in London with Sparks
Barnacle Books

'Sparks-Tastic chronicles Sparks and their infamous 21-night "Sparks Spectacular" May-June 2008 residency in London playing 21 successive nights and each of their albums in chronological order. In 2008, Tosh Berman—author and publisher at TamTam Books—got on a plane with a single motive: "Sparks Spectacular." It was announced that the band would perform all 21 of their albums in a succession of 21 nights in London…a monumental experience for any Sparks fanatic. Part travel journal, part personal memoir, Berman takes us through the streets of London and Paris, observing both cities' history and culture through the eye of an obsessive Sparks fan's lens, Including an album-by-album review of all the works by Sparks.'-- City Lights Bookstore


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Excerpt

Angst In My Pants (1982)
May 30, 2008
Encore: “Minnie Mouse”


I spent the early afternoon walking around Camden Lock, the Melrose Avenue of London. One boring hippie-dippie shop after another. When I first came here in the eighties it was fun, but now it’s pretty much the same merchandise in every shop, and the marketplace got bigger.

The only good thing about my walk (besides the exercise) is that I found a used copy of Richard Allen’s novel Glam. Allen wrote a series of books dealing with youth cultures such as mods, skins, and glam kids. The books are basically pulp nov- els geared to their subject matter. I also found a seventies paperback copy of The Gary Glitter Story by George Tremlett at the used bookstore in Camden called Black Gull Books.
    I thought Glitter’s story would be interesting so I bought it. I would read this book before going to bed—it seemed to be a reasonable book to read while in London. Glitter, according to this biography, is not interesting at all. But because of his interest in underaged girls, the public liked to keep tabs on him. Gary Glitter is interesting to me because of his history as a pop singer before glam made him popular for a few years. Like Bowie and Marc Bolan, he struggled for years before he found his magic and became the Glitter King. His downfall in Vietnam doesn’t interest me that much. His sexual taste is not what makes him interesting, but his showbiz history is something else.

Tonight, the night of Saturday, May 31, there is great fear in the media regarding a new law that, as of June 1, drinking will no longer be permitted in public, including in the tubes and on the buses. This sounds logical to me, but apparently is not logical to the British population. There are plans for drinking parties in various tube stations and on buses. Going to the Sparks show tonight is not going to be the most pleasant experience, is it?

That said, Sparks is on fire for Angst In My Pants and there was again a totally new audience there that evening. Older fans are disappearing and young university students are replacing them. This is the first show where I have noticed that the audience does not fit with the date of the album’s release. Did they come to the wrong show by accident? No. They know all the songs. It seems that youngsters pick up on something about this album as their own. Some Sparks material never ages. Never part of the world, yet always wanting to have some part of the world. Sparks is the perfect place for us misfits, because the music expresses the world that we want but can’t have. Come to think of it, that’s a perfect place for youth to occupy.

Throughout The eleven shows so far, faces have come and disappeared, but there is a girl who has been to every single one. Tonight she is dressed like Minnie Mouse for the song “Mickey Mouse,” which is on this album. My attention is on her because she reminds me of an old girlfriend from my more pathetic school years. The girl I see at the show looks like she walked out of my distant memory into real life. There is something either very sweet or very dangerous about her. She has been to all of these shows and is always by herself.
    I sense a lot of the people here in the audience are loners by nature. One can tell because they bring a book with them and read it in the hall before the show starts. When I see this particular girl or the book fiends here I realize that I belong to this crowd that belongs to no one. There was a tinge of an urge to talk to the Minnie Mouse girl, but the fact is I don’t really have an interest in her that much or care to know her world. The fact that she’s here and will likely be at the other shows as well was a warm feeling for me. Why destroy a perfect moment of bliss? I will never be disappointed and therefore always will be in an afterglow.

I have a very strict dress code for this trip. All black. Not original, I know, but very practical. Before I left for Paris I purchased seven long-sleeved black t-shirts, one pair of black Levi’s, various underpants from Muji Paris, a black hooded sweater, and a pair black and white Converse. I also cut my hair very short. I didn’t want any hair problems or to even think about appearance while I was on this trip. I am here on a mission and therefore I must dress appropriately.

It’s interesting to see how the audience interacts with the music onstage. Most know all the words to the songs and they are totally into the show and nothing else. They’re not chitchatting (thank God) with each other, except to make a quick comment on what’s happening onstage. Sparks fans are unique in that there is something private about them, like the Minnie Mouse girl who is dressed up that way not for someone else, but for herself. She is a person who is totally lost in her private world; I presume Sparks supply the soundtrack to her life. A Sparks fan just gets it. They don’t need to have Sparks to explain their aesthetic.
    Walt Disney is an important figure in the Sparks’ world. There are at least two specific songs dealing with Disney — “Mickey Mouse” and “Minnie Mouse.” Disney was a man with a plan. He single-handedly created and transformed a world within a world.
    Whether one likes him or not (and I am not crazy about him) he made a place that had its own logic (Disneyland) and a world where childhood never ends. On the surface Disney is a children’s figure, but grown-ups tend to have a strong emotional pull to Mickey & Co. as well.
    I have only been to Disneyland once, when I was eight years old. The amusement park is exactly the same age as me, so my existence in a sense has always been tied to Disneyland. I can’t imagine a world without Disneyland. I remember watching the Mickey Mouse Club on television and playing the soundtrack to Disney’s version of Zorro on a Disney portable record player when I was a kid.
    The one and only trip to Disneyland I have ever taken is permanently etched in my brain. I remember going there with my mom and my grandmother, Martha. My favorite part of Disneyland was the gift shop on Main Street where my mom and her mom bought me glass statuettes of Peter Pan and Captain Hook. The size appealed to me at the time because of Tinkerbell, who I had a crush on.
    Disney’s Peter Pan was always the most interesting to me. A child’s unwillingness to grow up and take on responsibility affected me well into my twenties. In the beginning of this book, I mentioned my fear of growing up, which is, in many ways, the thing that most attracts me to Sparks. They refuse to grow up in a world not of their making. Like Peter, there is no natural home for Sparks.




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p.s. Hey. This weekend, the blog has the great honor of celebrating a brand new book by the very great writer, publisher, man about town/world, and d.l. Tosh Berman. As an awesome bonus, we also get to celebrate, via Tosh, the very great band Sparks, who are very high in my personal pantheon of all time most genius musical creators. Have a wonderful time, as I'm sure you will, and talk to Tosh of his and your wonderfulness, please. And thank you so much, Tosh, for giving this place the privilege. ** White tiger, Hi, Math. I will remember. I'm seeing her shortly, and I'll report back on Monday with the birthday scoop. So happy for you about the license and everything it indicates, pal. Love, me. ** S., Hey. Kind of a spooky one. Spooky is great. Everyone, here's S.'s new Emo stack to help get you through what would otherwise have been a longer and deprived weekend. Really? Ick? I don't think I've ever had a fish tank, so I don't know. The keeping it clean part seems like ick for sure. I like fish, I think. But even when I ate animals, etc., i.e. pre-my 16th birthday, I never liked eating fish. Yuck. Underwater hotels have an allure for me too, but I don't think I'd actually want to check in. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, David. I think 'Days of Heaven' is third favorite Malick. Or around third. Thirdish. Third or fourth maybe. I did see 'LoA' in 70 mm once, now that I think of it. At the Cinerama Dome. Part of that of 70 mm film series they seem to do every few years. ** Tosh, Hi, Tosh, man of the 48 hours and then of eternity. Thank you so much again for helping me make this weekend a possibility. Interesting about fishes' evil. I'm suddenly much more interested in them. Have a lovely pre-Monday spate of time! ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. Very excited about the announcement of your imminent Kiddiepunk book, man! The L'Oceanogràfic photos really grabbed me too. I have this feeling that the toppled, sinking illusion might not be so convincing or charismatic in person, but who knows? Yeah, Jeff Hanneman, so sad, so RIP. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I checked that to be sure too, actually, ha ha, hoping that I was right because 29 aquaria sounds too stuffy and pretentious or something. Yep, your art piece is definitely one of those zeitgeist defining and capturing entities. Thanks for the link to the Mike Kelley interview. I don't know I can take the sadness of watching it, but I'll bookmark it, and I'm very happy to have it. ** Steevee, Yuck. That almost if not quite makes me glad I'm uninsured. Don't know about 'Safe House', hm. Obviously, I love your film idea, man, and I hope you do it. ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. Interesting and cool that Michael Silverblatt liked 'UC'. He has pretty impeccable tastes, after all. I so need to see that, hopefully before 'Primer', but, if the latter is easier to see, no big. No, I haven't read at TG book. Curious about it, though. Bon weekend. ** Sypha, Hi, James! Interesting to read your take on that TG book. ** Paul P., Wow, Paul, holy shit! How cool to see you here! Very sweet about that zine, and I'm highly anticipating its arrival. Thank you a lot for having Andrew Roth send me a copy. The book, right. Thank you for reminding me. Well, right this very moment would be tough because I'm leaving on Tuesday for a 2 1/2 week road trip through Scandinavia, and then the new Gisele piece premieres on the 29th. So, I am unfortunately really busy for the next few weeks, but then I'm freer. When would you need the contribution? Lots of love to you! ** Okay. Tosh and Sparks await you. Have a superb weekend in their finest of companies, and I will see you back here on Monday.

Misanthrope presents ... Uncommon Scents by George Wines

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    I get a boner any time anything goes near my asshole. I can’t help it. It’s genetic or congenital or something. My mom’s told me several times—way too many times, actually—that my little dick would spring to attention every time she changed my shitty diaper. And it’s been like that ever since.

    The stirrups were warm on my heels, but the doc’s eyes were much hotter on my asshole. “Um, sorry about that,” I squeaked.

    “That’s okay. Happens all the time—”

    “Really?”

    “No.” The doc put on an extra pair of latex gloves, snapping them around his wrists. “But it has happened…once before—”

    “Oh—”

    A few swabs and some digital manipulation—I had to be pre-cumming; my stomach was cold with wet and the gown was sticking to my belly button—and the doc coughed. “So you’re a homosexual?”

    “What does that have to do with anything?”

    “Okay, that’s a ‘yes—’”

    “Hey!”

    “Dominant or passive?”

    “Huh?”

    “Top or bottom?”

    Suddenly, I no longer had an erection. I cleared my throat. “Um, I’m what’s called ‘versatile—’”
“Okay, a bottom, passive—”

    “Hey!”

    I could hear scribbling now that I didn’t have a raging erection sucking all the blood out of my head. I looked between my legs, over the soaked gown, and saw that the doc was writing in my file. A number of petri dishes and labeled tubes containing cotton swabs sat on a little stainless steel tray to his right. “What are you writing?” I asked.

    “The results of this visit—”

    “And what are the results?”

    The doc put the pen down and looked at me through my legs, glancing briefly and indifferently at the wet spot where my boner had reached its fullest length, then up to the splint on my pinky. He looked me in the eyes. “Frankly, I think I know what’s going on here. But I want to run these tests first, just to make sure, before I provide a diagnosis and then a prognosis—”

    “Oh, come on—”

    “No ‘come on’s’ about it—” He nodded at the drying cum stain on my gown. “I’d be remiss if I diagnosed you without these tests, was wrong, and then had to change my diagnosis. That wouldn’t be fair to either of us, would it?”

    I sighed. “No—”

    “But I will say this: whatever it is, it’s not life-threatening or anything like that—”

    “That’s good—”

    “It is. But it’s a matter of convenience, and sometimes that can feel like a death sentence—”

    “Thanks—”

    “You’re welcome.” He cleared his throat and carefully removed his gloves, which he tossed in the red medical waste bin along with the pen he’d used. “For now, just live your life. Shower every day and thoroughly. And try to stay away from dogs.”

    “Duh—”

    He raised his eyebrows.

    “Sorry. I’m just at my wits’ end, you know—”

    “I know. But really, there’s nothing to worry about but worry itself.” He tapped me on the knee. “Now get dressed, and dispose of that gown in the medical waste bin, please.”

    I have to admit it kind of blew me away that the doc knew what a bottom was. When I first saw him, I wondered if he was gay. But I guess if he was, he would’ve tried to stick his cock in my hole. It’d be kind of hard to resist, I’d like to think. Like it is for the dogs—

    Which brings me to the reason for the visit in the first place. Okay, I’m just gonna put it out there—I am gay, I do bottom (90%) more than I top (1%) (though I still think it’s unfair to classify me as anything other than versatile), I don’t have any STDs (I get checked every 3-6 months, give or take 3-6 months), but I had a problem: dogs.

    Maybe most people wouldn’t see it as a problem. Especially if it was a once in one-hundred occurrence. But what seemed to be a bit of an oddity at first snowballed until it reached a breaking point. Literally. Bones—well, one bone, in my pinky—and furniture were broken. Something had to be done.

    Essentially, every time I was around a dog—or dogs, God forbid—even if they were blocks away, I got attacked. And right in the asshole. Or as close to my asshole as my pants and underwear would allow. My friends, acquaintances, and co-workers thought it was funny—at first. They got to calling me “Smelly Hole,” “Sewer Ass,” “Swamp Ass,” “Pooch Pucker,” and all those great things. Which would have been funny if it had been true. I’m very self-aware and brutally honest with myself. If my asshole was stinky or unclean, I would’ve just come right out and admitted it. No, seriously, I would’ve.

    But nothing could be further from the truth. Like all gay men—I assume—I’m meticulous about the hygiene of my asshole: regular douchings; scented, woven toilet paper; the best antibacterial soaps on the market; hourly finger smell tests; and even a yearly asshole bleaching at the salon. I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say I might have THE cleanest asshole in this city.

    Speaking of this city, this is where my troubles began. I’d never had this problem until about a week after I arrived in this flea-bitten, dog-infested nightmare of an urban jungle. (Okay, I’ll be fair: this city, like my asshole, is clean as a whistle, but there are tons of dogs in this gay mecca, which is essentially child-less (seriously, it’s just gays and dogs here). It’s a good thing—for me at least—that the switch from dogs to cats is ongoing nationwide. (Though frankly, I fucking hate cats.))

    The first week was great. Nothing like coming to a place where you can be yourself from a place where you had to be everything but yourself. (Goodbye, Wisconsin!)

    I was so excited, I spent the first week—before I started the job that I transferred here for—exploring the city. Every crevice, every alley, every club, every cock. Okay, not every cock, though I would’ve been up for it at the time. Frankly, I only hooked up with one guy, an older, chubby, hairy fellow by the name of Gary.

    Bears aren’t my type necessarily, but I was drunk as hell, Gary had a really cute face under all the facial hair, and he had a massive cock that was evident in his skin-tight leather pants and that I needed deep inside me because it had been literally two or three weeks since I’d had sex with a fuck buddy of mine back in Wisconsin. A man has his needs.

    I’ll admit mistakes were made, mistakes I’ve been fighting to stop making over the past few years. I drank way too many vodka and Red Bulls. I’m a sloppy drunk. Especially with a Xanax or two in me (and a cock or two, to be honest). And yeah, I usually use condoms, but bears are notoriously safe, except when they’re not, and hell, I was drunk. As Gary pushed inside me—his cock wasn’t quite as massive as it had looked and felt in his pants at the bar—I mumbled something like, “Let’s pretend we’re in love just for tonight.” I have no idea where that came from. And frankly, the dude fucked me like he did anything but love me.

    Neither of us seemed to be able to cum. But he stayed hard the entire time, I’ll give him that. And it was nice. I’ve had worse, believe me. The only bad part—other than his fucking me like he hated my guts and wanted to destroy them—was that he kept asking me, “Do you love that big cock in your boi cunt?”, to which I inexplicably replied, “I fucking love that big cock in my boi cunt” each and every one of the hundred times he asked it.

    But enough of that. (And that’s exactly how I felt when he finally pulled out and dribbled about three drops of cum on my balls; I finally came the next morning after I woke up and jerked off to celebrate his having left while I was passed out.) I’m not a slut. Never have been, never will be. And something else I never was: a dog lover.

    So you can imagine my complete horror and shock the day I started at my company’s city office and was set upon by a large pack of growling canines walked by a prettyish hipster girl in her twenties while on break. All five of those bitches—well, they were all male, come to find out, sorry—lunged and springboarded at me, a howling, grunting, panting mess of claws, fur, twisted leashes, and groveling, snotted snouts. I was quickly pinned in the corner of the building face-first, down on one knee, one hand holding my phone up and away, the other, my cigarette. The Rottweiler had his chomping mug firmly entrenched smack in the center of my ass. I could feel hot teeth pushing ever so slightly against my skinny jeans. Three of the other four dogs—a cocker spaniel, a pug, and the ugliest shih tzu ever in the history of shih tzus—were at its side, vying for a whiff while the Chihuahua climbed its way onto the massive dog’s back and chirped like a madman as it poked its head from left to right around the Rottweiler’s floppy-eared skull, trying to get a sniff, the little bastard.

    A co-worker—and great friend—of mine, Jamie, heard the commotion and popped outside. Once they were dragged off me—it took two more co-workers to do that—and away from the building, Jamie came to my cube when I finally settled in after five more cigarettes and a trip to the toilet to make sure I hadn’t indeed shit my pants—or been rimmed by that fucking beast of a Rottweiler.

    “So man, what the fuck? You attacked those dogs?”

    “Huh?”

    “I talked to that girl, and she said that you were very aggressive and antagonistic towards—”

    “Hey!” I held up my hand and he shut up. “That’s bullshit. I was simply standing there, smoking a cigarette and checking my email. Those dogs attacked ME—”

    “That’s not what she said. She thought you had a dog whistle—”

    “Fuck her. You saw what was going on. I don’t even like dogs—or animals, in general—that much. Why would I be carrying a dog whistle around? And why on fucking earth would I fuck with a Rottweiler and a bunch of his little midget friends?”

    Jamie laughed. “They were all males. Maybe they’re gay and tops and know a very willing bottom when they smell one—”

    “Hey! I’m versatile—”

    He laughed loudly. “Anyway, be careful out there. You don’t wanna get raped by a Great Dane.” He looked at me. “Or do you?”

    “Fuck you.”


    And so my nightmare began. Four weeks of having my asshole assaulted by every male dog in this city. I had to change my route to work because I had to walk past the dog park. One fucker—a ferocious Maltese—actually jumped the fence after climbing atop a nearby picnic table and scurried up my leg like a goddamned leopard to get to my hole.

    Almost every friend of mine has a dog or a cat, who they call their kids. I hate cats—they’re evil fuckers, they’ll eat your corpse if you die in front of them; believe me, they hate you more than you’ll ever know. But I had to stop going to and hanging out with my friends who owned dogs. Or at least the ones who owned males. Female dogs cowered when I entered their homes or even went near them. Unfortunately, a lot of those friends stopped hanging with me because they said I’d traumatized their pets, who would hide under the bed for weeks after I’d come over.

    Things finally reached the breaking point with the pinky incident. It’s hard enough being lonely in this city, but being lonely and injured is the worst. Do you know how hard it is to jerk off to jock porn with a splint on your pinky? Yeah, I could’ve bought a Fleshlight or used my other hand, but jerking off just wouldn’t have been the same without using my traditional hand and technique. And just plain ol’ sex with another person was out of the question too: you need full use of every part of your body, every fucker I wanted to sleep with who wanted to sleep with me just had to be a goddamned dog owner, and besides, who wants to fuck a cripple except some sick serial killer type?

    I won’t go into detail about the pinky incident, but I’ll tell you this: it involved a Mastiff the size of an elephant, the hardest red-rocket ever—it almost punctured my jeans—and a cop’s bullet that left an animal twice my weight lying on my back, dog cum and piss dripping from its deflating dog cock and dog shit all over my legs. The fucked up thing about it, aside from the hellacious, debilitating broken pinky I suffered, was the consideration among the police who showed up to charge me with some form of improper sexual relations with man’s—not mine!—best friend. It never came to pass, but needless to say, enough was enough. Hence my visit to the doc.


Waiting for the results of the test was akin to waiting for the results of an HIV test (every 3 months, thank you very much), except for the “Am I gonna die?” part. My pinky was healed, thank God, by the time the doc called me in. But the look on his face—was he laughing at me or about to tell me I had three days to live?—worried the shit out of me.

    “So you say this started right after you moved here?”

    “Yep. About a week after—”

    “How many sexual experiences have you had in the past six months where you were in the passive, uh, bottom position?”

    “Not many—” I swear the fucker rolled his eyes. “No, seriously, I’ve only been with one guy since I moved here—”

    “Was he a bear?”

    I almost fell off the examining table. “How—”

    “The test—”

    “Huh?”

    “What is your email address?”

    I gave it to him and he scribbled it in my chart. He nodded.

    “Am I going to die?”

    He grinned, then sat straight up, his face blank as usual. “No.”

    “What’s going on then?” My hands were literally shaking in my pockets. “And how do you know all these gay terms? Are you gay too? I always thought you—”

    “I am not gay. But when you serve a particular community, you’d be remiss not to learn as much about that community as possible—”

    “Oh. Duh.”

    “And as far as what’s going on, I’m going to send you an email with a link. The page it links to will explain everything. You should also be able to see, at that point, why I can’t discuss it here.”

    “It’s that bad?”

    “Nobody knows about this visit, the email I’ll send you or the link and web page—”

    “Jesus Christ—”

    “Do you want to be cured or not?”

    “Of course—”

    “Listen—” He cleared his throat. Then put both his hands on my shoulders and looked me dead—DEAD!—in the eyes. “You are not going to die. You’re not even sick. But what’s been happening to you will happen to you for the rest of your life unless you do something about it. The web page I’m sending you has the only cure for this known to man. It’ll then be up to you to either cure yourself or not. And you’ll see why I, as a licensed medical professional, just couldn’t tell you all of it myself. There’s nothing to worry about. It’s all in your hands. Okay?” He nodded.


    And I found myself nodding along with him. Fuck, he had some blue-ass eyes. He wasn’t my type, but with that sudden, unexpected, great bedside manner that truly relaxed and comforted every cell in my body, I would’ve let him fist me right then and there with his foot if he’d asked. “Okay.”
    “You’ll have an email from me by midnight—”


    I sat in front of my laptop as soon as I got home, one window open to my email, the other to porn. I was so nervous and antsy that I wasn’t able to jerk off more than three times. And I was looking at some good shit.

    Then it popped in my email. At 11:59 p.m. Strangely, the sender info was blank, there was no subject line. I opened the email, and there was only a tiny url link. But before I looked at the page, I hit REPLY to thank the doc. A quick thank you and I hit SEND. Nothing. I was asked to include a recipient by a pop-up so loud I almost shit my pants. I looked at the details of the email. Nothing. Total blank. Not even an IP address.

    I admit I was a bit scared. Especially after I X’d out the email, then couldn’t find it anywhere when I went back to check. It wasn’t in NEW MAIL, OLD MAIL, or RECENTLY DELETED MAIL. I know, eerie shit.

    But to the business at hand. I’m not going to re-print the web page, which had no address in the address bar or any detail in the diagnostic/analysis panes, because 1. I don’t feel like it; and 2. It wouldn’t let me print it or bookmark it. Besides, there was a lot of technical jargon no one could understand. I couldn’t understand it.

    I’m smart enough to understand the rest, though. And it was coming to this understanding that made me dizzy with incredulity and almost made me faint. In the end, though, after serious reflection and a search for a different sort of porn—and a second opinion, which was fruitless—I realized I had a choice: cure myself with this most unorthodox of cures—no wonder the doc couldn’t and wouldn’t tell me face to face—or spend the rest of my life with dogs’ noses shoved violently at my asshole, which, of course, is no life at all.

    Essentially, it all came down to this: very rarely, a bear is so bearish and dominant that he leaves his scent permanently on your asshole. There’s nothing you can do about it, except one thing. No amount of washing, douching, or bleaching will help. That scent is there forever. And dogs can smell it. It drives them into a frenzy to dominate the asshole that a bear has claimed because dogs and bears, through centuries of the practice of bear-baiting, are natural enemies. And like I said, there’s only one thing that can be done to prevent the recurrent, vicious onslaught of dog noses and attempted red-rocket insertions: get fucked by an alpha dog.

    Yes, that’s correct. Get fucked by an alpha dog. His scent will dominate that of the bear, and all other dogs, when they get a whiff, will avoid you at all costs. The alpha dog marks its territory, so to speak, and all other dogs, even other alphas, are deferent to it. You even become unattractive to bears, which was fine by me. Of course, you then have the problem of the alpha dog dominating you and always wanting to fuck you. He’ll even kill you if he smells another’s scent anywhere on you. But that’s easily taken care of by having him put down right away.

    I decided to do it. After a few weeks of contemplation—and at least five more assaults and at least a dozen more attempted assaults, not to mention no regular sex at all—I made a Pro-and-Con list, and the Pros far outweighed the one Con, which was, of course, getting fucked by a dog. But after watching a ton of doggy-twink porn—I’m twinky, by the way—and realizing how quick it would be, I saw no reason not to. Nobody would know but me and my doctor, who obviously thought it was a good idea and wouldn’t tell anyone. I wanted my life back, as well as my friends, and I was determined to get it done as soon as possible.


    Like I’ve said, I never really liked dogs. I certainly didn’t when my asshole was under attack for those several weeks. It seems absurd now, I know, but I always just regarded them as dirty beasts. Having a dog in the house was to me just like having a cow in the house. Or a giraffe. Or a whale. Just another dirty animal.

    I don’t know, maybe my ambivalence towards dogs stemmed from my father’s hating them. I never found out why he hated dogs so much. But he’d regularly say, “The only good doggy is a doggy in doggy heaven” whenever he’d see one on TV or while out in public. (Though he hated cats even more. He once told me, “I hate stupid dogs, but at least a dog, if you die, will sit by your corpse and protect it until someone comes. Cats’ll just fucking eat you!”)

    I wasn’t as gung ho about what I had to do to cure myself as it might seem. Really, I didn’t want to do it at all. A pill or some sort of cleanser would have been much preferred. But the desire—no, the NEED—to be cured once and for all outweighed any disgust or reservations or misgivings I initially had.

    And so did the porn. It wasn’t bad really. It was quick—dogs cum fast—nothing that a good boiling shower couldn’t wash away germ-wise. Plus, I’d never have to see the dog again. Euthanasia was pretty over the top, I admit, but it was part of the process and had to be done—I wasn’t about to get stalked by a lovelorn pooch.

    I found Rusty on www.alphadogs.com. The site specialized in alpha dogs, mainly for sledders, breeders, and crazy people like that. The hardest part was finding a dog with a decent enough sized red-rocket. I’m not loose or anything like that—not only is my asshole clean as hell, I’d like to think it’s one of the tightest ever too—but red-rockets run rather small and skinny if you’ve ever seen one, and I needed a good fit for this to work properly, according to the instructions the doc sent me.

    Fortunately, AlphaDogs has locations all over the country—two right in this city!—so you just check out the bios and pics—pics of EVERYTHING at EVERY ANGLE—order the one you want, and pick it up at your local AlphaDogs location once it arrives. Easy enough.

    But not easy enough: getting the fucking thing home without it raping me. The AlphaDogs manager wanted to take the dog back and kept apologizing for its behavior. He said something about the dog maybe being defective. Then abruptly changed his spiel to, “Wow, he really loves you already. You’re HIS alpha.” Yeah, I thought, more like his beta bitch. But I said nothing, just grinned and bought an XXL muzzle that the manager was only too happy to put on the dog’s snout for me.

    Great Danes are huge. I mean, I knew they were big, but I had no idea they were THAT big. I didn’t have a car in the city, so I paid an extra hundred bucks to have the thing transported to my apartment.


    I’m not a whore. Or a slut. Yeah, I’ve had my moments of weakness, a one-night stand or twenty here and there. But I’m pretty traditional, pretty conventional. I like sex to be tender and gentle, not throw-me-down-and-rape-the-living-fuck-out-of-me. I’ll admit it, I like romance.

    But how do you romance a dog? Because I wasn’t about to get naked, lube up, and stand in front of him. I’d have been raped and dead in a heartbeat. Even without any promise of sex, I had him muzzled and leashed to the door most of the time. I paid a neighbor’s adopted gay kid, Justin, to feed and walk him while I was at work so I wouldn’t have to take any chances at getting mauled. He was a good kid—almost as cute as I was at fifteen—so I just gave him a spare key to let himself in when he got home from school.

    But it had to be done, so I did it my way—slowly. Over several days I worked him into it. First, I just backed up to him in my jeans, close enough to let him get his nose in my ass really good. At the same time, I reached around and stroked his head, his ears, and talked softly to him. His nosing calmed, became more deliberate. He tongued at my jeans, his red-rocket fully out and dipping until he came by rubbing the leash between his legs.

    Gradually, my jeans came off, and I was in my underwear, rubber gloves on my hands. As he calmed and tongued the cotton of my briefs, I turned around and jerked him off onto a towel on the floor. I took the towel in the bathroom and finished myself, using my pre-cum as lube.

    Next, off came my underwear and his muzzle, and I even put a little peanut butter on my asshole and bent over in front of him. Best rim jobs I’ve ever had. Dogs love peanut butter. A few times, I almost came hands-free just from Rusty’s long, wide, thick tongue.

    Finally, I started backing into him while in my briefs and let him dry hump my ass until he came, his front paws on my shoulders as he stood on his hind legs. If I thought that Mastiff’s red-rocket was the hardest ever, Rusty put my imagination to shame. A few times with this technique and we were ready.


    The mood was set. I took off a full day of work to take care of business. After a morning of watching Marmaduke, drinking several glasses of wine, and jerking Rusty off twice, it was time for the cure. I turned off the TV, turned on the stereo: Pet Shop Boys. I turned it up loud enough so the neighbors wouldn’t be able to hear if one of us screamed or something. I disrobed and put a dab of peanut butter on my hole. Fuck, I was drunk. I think I smeared it halfway up my back.

    I pushed the couch back and moved the coffee table against the wall. The yoga mat I’d bought for the occasion was rather slick but very soft. I untethered Rusty and dropped to my hands and knees on the mat for what would be the best rim job-fuck—because he’d cum twice already, he lasted a good five minutes!—of my life. If anyone ever says that someone “fucks like a dog,” it’s a compliment and you better seek him out.

    Rusty was calm and gentle and tender and all the things a good lover should be. His red-rocket was a perfect fit and stiffer than any guy’s cock ever. His stroke was flawless and hit my prostate with every thrust. I came right before he did, and I felt bad knowing he’d be put down that night. Until I looked back over my shoulder at him after he came and felt even worse when I saw over his reddish haunches a cell phone’s camera eye pointed directly at us.

    Justin burst out laughing, slipped the phone in his pocket, and said, “You don’t have to pay me for this week; that was enough. I’m gonna be rich.” Before I could say anything or slide Rusty out and get up, he was out the door. I haven’t seen him since, but I have seen his video, OUR video, too many times on the net. Leave it to a sick gay kid to make a quick buck off ruining a normal gay guy’s life.


     I had to move back home with my parents. I lost my job and my place after the arrest. They won’t speak to me, but it’s nice of them to let Rusty and me stay in the shed. Probation ended a month ago, so I’m essentially a free man. A free man who no longer has an asshole that smells like a bear and doesn’t get attacked by dogs anymore and can’t have sex with anyone else but Rusty because I’m known everywhere as “that sick fuck who fucks Great Danes” and no one will come near me. Except Rusty, my best friend, and I don’t even need peanut butter anymore.




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p.s. Hey. D.l. Misanthrope has very kindly coerced his real world half aka the super-writer George Wines to share a new story in this public place, and the benefits are just north of here for all to read. Do so, please, and then, if you don't mind, give the man and the screen name he calls home your thoughts, kudos, blessings, or whatever else ends up going on in your head today. Thank you, and extra special thanks to the one(s) in charge. So, very early tomorrow morning, I will set off in a car for Scandinavia. 14 some odd hours later, I will arrive in Copenhagen, and then my traveling companion and I will be crisscrossing Denmark, Sweden, and Norway, visiting as many theme parks as possible, until the 25th. The blog will be in reruns while I'm away. If I get a down day or, rather, a down morning or several along the way, I will pop in here to say hi and catch up with the comments that have accumulated. There's a chance that I'll be able to do that, but I'm not sure when or how often. Probably rarely and certainly randomly. Worst comes to worst, I'll be back in Paris on the night of the 25th, whereupon everything here will become new and fleshed out with my responsive typings again. ** Thomas Moronic, Hi, T. It was nothing but my pleasure, obviously. Yeah, I think your book will be real and awaiting me when I get back from my travels, which is a heck of a welcome home gift. Very exciting! Thank you for always being so great that supportiveness is nothing but a natural instinct. ** Tosh, Hey! Thank you again so, so much! Aw, where and what would this blog be without you, I ask? Puny if even existent. Love to you, great pal and sir. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, Mr. E. Have a happy, safe next while, okay?  Love, me.  ** Cobaltfram, Hi, John. Very cool re: the proximity of 'GFoL'. Don't know that Auster book, but I'm not a fan of his stuff. Oh, memoir suggestions, shit, no, I'm sorry. I've been too consumed by pre-trip doings to think outside that box. Perhaps that means I don't in fact have any burning suggestions. Ugh, man, about the 500 dollars. Yeah, don't think about it too much, if you can manage that. Really glad your book's progressing. Mine is too, but I'm not sure if it's filling up its tank or actually beginning to drive towards its destination. Probably both. If I don't talk to you before, have an awesome two-plus weeks! ** Paul P., Hi, Paul! The trip should be incredible. Me too: I've been very much longing to explore Scandinavia for forever, so it's very exciting. Early July ... I think that should be okay. Let's talk/mail or something once I get back. Take care, buddy! ** S., Hi. Vege-bacon is one of the most successful and delicious of the meat simulations. I guess I imagine an underwater hotel being more like a spaceship, so more like 'Alien' or, I don't know, '2001' or something. 'Spring Breakers' pretty much ruled. Yay, I get one last stack out of you before I hit the road whereupon checking the blog becomes a less regular, luxury activity. Looks real good, man. Everyone, yes, it's Emo stackage time again courtesy of the stacking god S. This one is called 'Drag The Waters Some More', and it's 'in honor of Alain Robbe-Grillet's Jealousy and In the Labyrinth', and it's here and nowhere else. Bon vacation from me, man. ** Steevee, Very glad to see that you went from gloominess about your ability to write the script to having started it over the weekend. You sound really jazzed up, and that's wonderful to hear, and I'm sure the script and eventual film are going to be fantastic. Of course people will know what you're talking about. I understand the wariness of using current cultural references, and being strategic in your usage is a good idea, but I'm sure you can think of any number of superb films, new and old, that include such references, and their status in films as they age can attain a different kind of power and tone, that's all. Or that's my thought. You mean you don't know how to describe car chases, etc. in the script? Can't you just do a simple trigger-like description? It should be easy for anyone reading the script to fill in the blank with the basics, no? I'm one of those Stones fans that sees 'Exile' as their last hurrah. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. Your d.l. nickname is generosity incarnate for having spotlit you and yours. Awesome story. Hope you get some good stuff out of the locals and some even compelled lurkers. It'll surely rain while you're here, but hopefully in just sweet, short bursts. That's the usual Paris spring. Nice that you found some new music to love. Me too, but music of a slightly different, weirder color, as usual, I guess. Take care over there, man. ** Bill, Hi, Bill. Ha ha, t'would be nice, i.e. a fish tank that came with a clumsy, well-meaning boy. Meandering is McGuane's thing, or it is when he's on his money. A drifting that makes the kind of electric, odd prose and weirdly swinging narrative pop more than it would, possibly. Have a great time until I see you next! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. When I get back to Paris, you'll almost be here! Pretty cool! Thanks for the link to the Maclean video. Today is pretty crazy with readying to leave stuff, but I'll watch it on the road if nothing else. Your TV show ideas are wonderful and really inspired, man! Sounds so good! Take good care for the next while. ** Sypha, Hi, James. There's this kooky, great bookstore here that could ostensibly have that TG book at a possibly reasonable price even. I'll check upon my return. Your weekend sounds to have been really great and even worth the bruising, I wager. Have a very nice, hopefully very healthy time until our texts cross paths again, okay? ** Brendan, Hi, B! It must be signage of some psychological disorder that I feel sad/bad for the Dodgers even though I haven't been following them one little bit this season. Maybe it's that I feel bad for Vin Scully. Well, yeah, she does sound like a keeper, and, yeah, cool. No, I haven't looked at your work yet. I apologize. It's just been a little hectic around here. I will, though, probably in some Scandinavian hotel room. Could be a nice combo. Remain cautiously optimistic at the very, very least, okay? That would be the sane and logical approach, you being you, your work being your work. ** Rewritedept, Hi! I think 'Kimono ... ' is as good a Sparks starting place as any. It seems that I will be quite busy until June rolls around, at the very least. Two very different titles to choose between. Must be quite a collage. My weekend was mostly stressful. Don't know 'Archer' at all. Never even heard of it before, I don't think. Sucks about your sinus infection. I have an eye infection that is refusing to get better, and I look a little weird, and that's not good. Yeah, meet the publisher guy. What have you got to lose? I'm about, uh, half-packed as of this moment, but I think I'll be ready in time. A relaxing day is not a possibility in any case, but thank you. Stay cool and good until I get to talk with you again. ** White tiger, Hey! You're rad! ** Armando, Hi! I know, really awful and sad about Jeff Hanneman. I thought 'To the Wonder' was exquisite. See what you think. I hope all is great with you, A., and be well. ** Right. Read George Wines. Thank you. Off I go on the longest vacation away from the blog in its history, I think. Unless I get to pop in occasionally, which does seem at least somewhat likely. In any case, I'll miss you guys until I get to see you again. ASAP. Take care of yourselves, please? Promise me.

Rerun: The secret passage in practical terms (orig. 11/19/08)

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'When it comes to adding a hidden door or secret room to your otherwise innocuous home, you essentially have three options: you can build one yourself, you can purchase a premade revolving bookcase from an ordinary wood-working company, or you can opt for a precision hiding system from Creative Home Engineering.



'Creative Home Engineering is a contracting company which designs, builds and installs fully-automated hidden passageways. It provides its clients with custom security on the cutting edge. Even though these secret doors can be fitted with ultra heavy duty locks, hinges, and armor plating, their greatest security attribute is that they are totally hidden. As company founder Steven Humble puts it, “A thief can’t burglarize a room he never knows is there.”



'“At Creative Home Engineering, there is no fantasy,” insists Humble. “You dream it, we build it.” Clients have requested devices ranging from rotating fireplaces, moving staircases and levitating wall niches to hidden escape slides and emergency exits disguised as fine furniture. Features can be activated by any means the client wishes, such as twisting candlestick, pushing a wall sconce, selecting a favorite book title from the library shelf or even knocking on the wall in Morse code. For the most exclusive access, biometric security devices like fingerprint readers and iris scanners ensure that only a few may enter.



'Priced from $5-$250K, you’ll probably want to make sure you’ve really got something big to protect to make the purchase worth your while. But, even if you don’t, Creative Home Engineering claims that a quality hidden door can make a solid investment from an appreciation standpoint.'


Or ...


'I recently decided to build a secret dungeon into my my pre-existing home. Before converting my basement and building the actual secret entrance, I experimented with a model I bought at a local toy store to see if my chosen method would work. See: illustrations. First I used a fine saw and cut out the secret passage. This was quite simple but the problem here is that I had to make the opposite side as well. By doing so, the stones structure turned out bad because where the natural form of the entrance existed on one side, it did not do so on the other side. Another problem was the possible friction that could occur between the wall and the door itself. The cut of the saw was thin and straight there where actually I would like to have a hollow or round cut when seen from above. To make it more understandable the wall and door section looks like this when seen from above: ===wall===((=door=))===wall===




'Altering tactics was the next step. The door is 4 rows of normal building blocks in height. To make the secret passage I used normal Fieldstone Building blocks and sculpted the sides where blocks from the wall connected with the door (or the other way round) So for the first layer I sculpted 4 blocks to get the connection wall-door and door wall correct I repeated this with the 3 layers that followed. The 4th layer was a bit more difficult since I choose an arch type of layout that actually break while sculpting it.




'The sculpted stones (12 in total) now form a door and the wall that surrounds it. I could make a mold out of these stones to actually make a secret passage mold. But it is still to early so we went on experimenting a bit more. In the exact middle of the door I drilled 2 holes. One at the bottom and one at the top. I repeated this also in the wall so now I have holes in which I can make the door rotate. Unfortunately I could only find out if it worked by simply gluing the whole thing together. After some adjustments on some wall segments the door works.' -- Shiftinglands.com


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Example: 10 Secret Passages

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Five Homes with Secret Passages
by Molly Edmunds
Singer Castle It was 1896 when Commodore Frederick G. Bourne decided he needed a summer home and hunting lodge. As the president of the Singer Sewing Machine Company, he had the money to build a five-story castle on Dark Island in the St. Lawrence River of New York. In Bourne's lifetime, the castle was known as The Towers, but in recent years has been renamed Singer Castle. Unlike some of the more nefarious purposes that hidden passageways serve in the other homes on this list, Frederick Bourne apparently had a very simple reason for wanting them. Like many of us, Bourne wanted to know what his guests really thought of him, so his secret passageways allowed him to subtly escape a gathering to spy on the party. If fellow self-made millionaires Cornelius Vanderbilt and Vincent Astor were over, Bourne might have slipped through one of the wooden panels in the library to access the stone spiral staircase. From a floor above, he could sit in a corridor and peer through a metal grate at his visitors. From that height, no one would have noticed if a large painting on the wall suddenly tilted a bit; Bourne would have pushed on it to listen in on the chitchat below. If Bourne wasn't in the mood for eavesdropping, a hidden passage also led to the wine cellar. Singer Castle Official Website
  Wolf's Lair Castle Wolf's Lair Castle in Hollywood, Calif., was named for its designer, art director L. Milton Wolf. Wolf wanted a replica of a Norman castle, complete with a turret designed especially for his pet gibbon. In addition to the gibbon's dwellings, there are eight bedrooms and six bathrooms between the main house and the guest house, as well as a heart-shaped pool and a speakeasy. The house was constructed in 1927, so the speakeasy provided a quick refuge during the bans of Prohibition. From Wolf's Lair Castle, you have an incredible view; you can see downtown Los Angeles, Catalina Island and the famed Hollywood sign. What you won't see is the hidden passageway between the main house and the guest house. According to the gossip of the day, Wolf put a secret apartment beneath the guesthouse so that he could indulge his taste for young Hollywood starlets. The womanizer would take the secret passageway to meet his dates while his unsuspecting wife snoozed only a few hundred feet away. The property went on the market for $7.5 million in June 2008. Wolf's Lair Castle Photo Set
  Franklin Castle Franklin Castle, in Cleveland, Ohio, was built in 1865 by a German immigrant named Hannes Tiedemann. Tiedemann had done quite well in various businesses that included barrel-making, banking and grocery stores, so he spared no expense in building the home for his wife. Once in the home, the family quickly grew to include several children. Then the children began to die. As the whispers started circulating through town that perhaps there was more to these deaths than met the eye, Tiedemann decided to build on to the house to distract his wife from her grief. Apparently Tiedemann thought that what his wife really needed were features like turrets and gargoyles, which made the home look even more like a castle. He put in hidden passageways and secret rooms all around the house, as well as a ballroom that spanned the entire length of the structure. But the redecoration didn't stop the deaths. One legend has it that Tiedemann hung his teenage niece from the rafters in a hidden passageway off the ballroom, either because she was insane or promiscuous. Tiedemann may have also murdered a servant on her wedding day because she would not return his amorous advances. The home was later used by the German Socialist Party. It's said that the voices sometimes heard in the halls might be those of the 20 party members who were supposedly gunned down in one of the secret rooms. When the home was used as a boarding house, one occupant found a secret room that contained dozens of skeletons of human babies. A doctor could only conclude that the bones were indeed human and very old, but some speculated that they had been victims of botched medical experiments The Story of Franklin Castle
  Broderbund Manor Doug Carlston's Aspen, Colorado house is 4,500 square feet (418 square meters) and includes not just a maze of hidden passageways but also a fully functioning observatory, a moat and a swimming pool with artificial rain effects.About 1,700 feet (518 meters) of secret passageways and 1,100 square feet (102 square meters) of catacombs are hidden throughout the home. Carlston told his designers that he found these features, along with a secret escape hatch, to be "vital" to his home's operation. Treasure chests of costume jewelry may be discovered in the home's grottos, and other cool features include caverns complete with fake stalactites and bats, as well as a "room of doom" that must be exited by swimming through a chute or jumping through a waterfall. Carlton, best known as the designer of the legendary Myst computer games, once compared his house to a piece of interactive software, and a trip through the home does seem to involve the same skills as a computer game. To access one hidden passageway, the user must pass a magnetized piece of pottery in a certain pattern over the sensors hidden in a shelf to unlock a secret passageway. The History of Broderbund
  Sessions House The house was constructed by Captain Jonathan Hunt in 1710, outside the well-protected stockade of the day. To provide protection from the local Native Americans, Captain Hunt installed a secret passageway in the home as a family hiding spot. The secret passageway is well documented as existing, but no one in recent centuries has been able to locate it. Each year at Halloween, the new residents of Sessions House, which is now used as a student dormitory, try to find the secret passageway. In the 1930s, two girls in search of the secret passageway disappeared one Halloween, and it is believed they happened upon the secret passageway and were trapped inside, eventually dying of starvation. Before the home was given to the college, legend has it that a woman with two young children was staying in the house. The mother thought she heard intruders, so she took an axe and searched the house. She mistook her children for the intruders, however, and killed them. When she realized what she'd done, she dragged their bodies into the secret passageway and killed herself. Sessions House Official Website 



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p.s. Hey. I'm away for a while in Scandinavia starting today. The blog will return with new posts and full p.s.es on the 27th. I might be able to sneak in a full p.s. or three while I'm away. I'm not sure. Please enjoy your rerun.

Rerun: Ryunsouke Akutagawa: Short Life, Short Story (orig. 08/15/08)

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Ryunosuke Akutagawa was born in Tokyo on March 1, 1892. After his mother's mental deterioration when he was nine months old, he passed from the custody of his father, who was unable to care for him. His maternal uncle, Michiaki Akutagawa, adopted him, giving him the surname Akutagawa. Shaken by what he perceived to be parental abandonment, he grew up friendless. In place of human peer relationships, he absorbed fictional characters from Japanese storybooks. In adolescence, he advanced to translations of Anatole France and Heinrich Ibsen.

Writing in earnest at the age of 25, Akutagawa produced memorable short fiction in the Japanese "I" novel tradition of shishosetsu, which is both confessional and self-revealing. At the height of his creativity, he began examining deeply personal attitudes toward art and life in symbolic writings. As the author began expressing more of his own neuroses, delicate physical condition and drug addiction, the tone and atmosphere of his fiction darkened with hints of madness and a will to die.

As described by literary historian Shuichi Kato in Volume 3 of A History of Japanese Literature (1983), Akutagawa developed literary tastes from the shogunate period of late sixteenth-century Japan. Kato states: "From this tradition came his taste in clothes, disdain for boorishness, a certain respect for punctilio and, more important, his wide knowledge of Chinese and Japanese literature and delicate sensitivity to language." As a means of viewing his own country with fresh insight, he cultivated a keen interest in European fiction by August Strindberg, Friedrich Nietzsche, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nicholai Gogol, Charles Baudelaire, Leo Tolstoy, and Jonathan Swift. In particular, he studied Franz Kafka and American poet Edgar Allan Poe, masters of the grotesque.

In his last two years, Akutagawa suffered visual hallucinations, alienation, and increasing self-absorption as he searched himself for signs of his mother's insanity. As macabre thoughts and exaggerated self-doubts marred his perspective, he pondered the future of his art in a prophetic essay, "What is Proletarian Literature" (1927). Morbidly introspective and burdened by his uncle's debts, he considered himself a failure and his writings negligible.

Following months of brooding and a detailed study of the mechanics of dying, Akutagawa carefully chose death at home by a drug overdose as the least disturbing to his family. He was 35 years old. He left a letter, entitled "A Note to a Certain Old Friend," describing his detachment from life, the product of "diseased nerves, lucid as ice." In death, he anticipated peace and contentment. Although cultishly revered in Japan, Akutagawa's work remains little read and under-appreciated in the West where he is best known for having written the short stories 'Rashomon' and 'In a Grove' which together formed the basis for the great 1951 film Rashomon by Akira Kurosawa. -- bio/text collaged together from various sources





In a Grove
by Ryunosuke Akutagawa
Translated by Takashi Kojima



The Testimony of a Woodcutter Questioned by a High Police Commissioner


Yes, sir. Certainly, it was I who found the body. This morning, as usual, I went to cut my daily quota of cedars, when I found the body in a grove in a hollow in the mountains. The exact location? About 150 meters off the Yamashina stage road. It's an out-of-the-way grove of bamboo and cedars.

The body was lying flat on its back dressed in a bluish silk kimono and a wrinkled head-dress of the Kyoto style. A single sword-stroke had pierced the breast. The fallen bamboo-blades around it were stained with bloody blossoms. No, the blood was no longer running. The wound had dried up, I believe. And also, a gad-fly was stuck fast there, hardly noticing my footsteps.

You ask me if I saw a sword or any such thing?

No, nothing, sir. I found only a rope at the root of a cedar near by. And . . . well, in addition to a rope, I found a comb. That was all. Apparently he must have made a battle of it before he was murdered, because the grass and fallen bamboo-blades had been trampled down all around.

"A horse was near by?"

No, sir. It's hard enough for a man to enter, let alone a horse.



The Testimony of a Traveling Buddhist Priest Questioned by a High Police Commissioner


The time? Certainly, it was about noon yesterday, sir. The unfortunate man was on the road from Sekiyama to Yamashina. He was walking toward Sekiyama with a woman accompanying him on horseback, who I have since learned was his wife. A scarf hanging from her head hid her face from view. All I saw was the color of her clothes, a lilac-colored suit. Her horse was a sorrel with a fine mane. The lady's height? Oh, about four feet five inches. Since I am a Buddhist priest, I took little notice about her details. Well, the man was armed with a sword as well as a bow and arrows. And I remember that he carried some twenty odd arrows in his quiver.

Little did I expect that he would meet such a fate. Truly human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning. My words are inadequate to express my sympathy for him.



The Testimony of a Policeman Questioned by a High Police Commissioner


The man that I arrested? He is a notorious brigand called Tajomaru. When I arrested him, he had fallen off his horse. He was groaning on the bridge at Awataguchi. The time? It was in the early hours of last night. For the record, I might say that the other day I tried to arrest him, but unfortunately he escaped. He was wearing a dark blue silk kimono and a large plain sword. And, as you see, he got a bow and arrows somewhere. You say that this bow and these arrows look like the ones owned by the dead man? Then Tajomaru must be the murderer. The bow wound with leather strips, the black lacquered quiver, the seventeen arrows with hawk feathers—these were all in his possession I believe. Yes, Sir, the horse is, as you say, a sorrel with a fine mane. A little beyond the stone bridge I found the horse grazing by the roadside, with his long rein dangling. Surely there is some providence in his having been thrown by the horse.

Of all the robbers prowling around Kyoto, this Tajomaru has given the most grief to the women in town. Last autumn a wife who came to the mountain back of the Pindora of the Toribe Temple, presumably to pay a visit, was murdered, along with a girl. It has been suspected that it was his doing. If this criminal murdered the man, you cannot tell what he may have done with the man's wife. May it please your honor to look into this problem as well.



The Testimony of an Old Woman Questioned by a High Police Commissioner


Yes, sir, that corpse is the man who married my daughter. He does not come from Kyoto. He was a samurai in the town of Kokufu in the province of Wakasa. His name was Kanazawa no Takehiko, and his age was twenty-six. He was of a gentle disposition, so I am sure he did nothing to provoke the anger of others.

My daughter? Her name is Masago, and her age is nineteen. She is a spirited, fun-loving girl, but I am sure she has never known any man except Takehiko. She has a small, oval, dark-complected face with a mole at the corner of her left eye.

Yesterday Takehiko left for Wakasa with my daughter. What bad luck it is that things should have come to such a sad end! What has become of my daughter? I am resigned to giving up my son-in-law as lost, but the fate of my daughter worries me sick. For heaven's sake leave no stone unturned to find her. I hate that robber Tajomaru, or whatever his name is. Not only my son-in-law, but my daughter . . . (Her later words were drowned in tears.)



Tajomaru's Confession


I killed him, but not her. Where's she gone? I can't tell. Oh, wait a minute. No torture can make me confess what I don't know. Now things have come to such a head, I won't keep anything from you.

Yesterday a little past noon I met that couple. Just then a puff of wind blew, and raised her hanging scarf, so that I caught a glimpse of her face. Instantly it was again covered from my view. That may have been one reason; she looked like a Bodhisattva. At that moment I made up my mind to capture her even if I had to kill her man.

Why? To me killing isn't a matter of such great consequence as you might think. When a woman is captured, her man has to be killed anyway. In killing, I use the sword I wear at my side. Am I the only one who kills people? You, you don't use your swords. You kill people with your power, with your money. Sometimes you kill them on the pretext of working for their good. It's true they don't bleed. They are in the best of health, but all the same you've killed them. It's hard to say who is a greater sinner, you or me. (An ironical smile.)

But it would be good if I could capture a woman without killing her man. So, I made up my mind to capture her, and do my best not to kill him. But it's out of the question on the Yamashina stage road. So I managed to lure the couple into the mountains.

It was quite easy. I became their traveling companion, and I told them there was an old mound in the mountain over there, and that I had dug it open and found many mirrors and swords. I went on to tell them I'd buried the things in a grove behind the mountain, and that I'd like to sell them at a low price to anyone who would care to have them. Then . . . you see, isn't greed terrible? He was beginning to be moved by my talk before he knew it. In less than half an hour they were driving their horse toward the mountain with me.

When he came in front of the grove, I told them that the treasures were buried in it, and I asked them to come and see. The man had no objection—he was blinded by greed. The woman said she would wait on horseback. It was natural for her to say so, at the sight of a thick grove. To tell you the truth, my plan worked just as I wished, so I went into the grove with him, leaving her behind alone.

The grove is only bamboo for some distance. About fifty yards ahead there's a rather open clump of cedars. It was a convenient spot for my purpose. Pushing my way through the grove, I told him a plausible lie that the treasures were buried under the cedars. When I told him this, he pushed his laborious way toward the slender cedar visible through the grove. After a while the bamboo thinned out, and we came to where a number of cedars grew in a row. As soon as we got there, I seized him from behind. Because he was a trained, sword-bearing warrior, he was quite strong, but he was taken by surprise, so there was no help for him. I soon tied him up to the root of a cedar. Where did I get a rope? Thank heaven, being a robber, I had a rope with me, since I might have to scale a wall at any moment. Of course it was easy to stop him from calling out by gagging his mouth with fallen bamboo leaves.

When I disposed of him, I went to his woman and asked her to come and see him, because he seemed to have been suddenly taken sick. It's needless to say that this plan also worked well. The woman, her sedge hat off, came into the depths of the grove, where I led her by the hand. The instant she caught sight of her husband, she drew a small sword. I've never seen a woman of such violent temper. If I'd been off guard, I'd have got a thrust in my side. I dodged, but she kept on slashing at me. She might have wounded me deeply or killed me. But I'm Tajomaru. I managed to strike down her small sword without drawing my own. The most spirited woman is defenseless without a weapon. At least I could satisfy my desire for her without taking her husband's life.

Yes . . . without taking his life. I had no wish to kill him. I was about to run away from the grove, leaving the woman behind in tears, when she frantically clung to my arm. In broken fragments of words, she asked that either her husband or I die. She said it was more trying than death to have her shame known to two men. She gasped out that she wanted to be the wife of whichever survived. Then a furious desire to kill him seized me. (Gloomy excitement.)

Telling you in this way, no doubt I seem a crueler man than you. But that's because you didn't see her face. Especially her burning eyes at that moment. As I saw her eye to eye, I wanted to make her my wife even if I were to be struck by lightning. I wanted to make her my wife . . . this single desire filled my mind. This was not only lust, as you might think. At that time if I'd had no other desire than lust, I'd surely not have minded knocking her down and running away. Then I wouldn't have stained my sword with his blood. But the moment I gazed at her face in the dark grove, I decided not to leave there without killing him.

But I didn't like to resort to unfair means to kill him. I untied him and told him to cross swords with me. (The rope that was found at the root of the cedar is the rope I dropped at the time.) Furious with anger, he drew his thick sword. And quick as thought, he sprang at me ferociously, without speaking a word. I needn't tell you how our fight turned out. The twenty-third stroke . . . please remember this. I'm impressed with this fact still. Nobody under the sun has ever clashed swords with me twenty strokes. (A cheerful smile.)

When he fell, I turned toward her, lowering my blood-stained sword. But to my great astonishment she was gone. I wondered to where she had run away. I looked for her in the clump of cedars. I listened, but heard only a groaning sound from the throat of the dying man.

As soon as we started to cross swords, she may have run away through the grove to call for help. When I thought of that, I decided it was a matter of life and death to me. So, robbing him of his sword, and bow and arrows, I ran out to the mountain road. There I found her horse still grazing quietly. It would be a mere waste of words to tell you the later details, but before I entered town I had already parted with the sword. That's all my confession. I know that my head will be hung in chains anyway, so put me down for the maximum penalty. (A defiant attitude.)



The Confession of a Woman Who Has Come to the Shimizu Temple


That man in the blue silk kimono, after forcing me to yield to him, laughed mockingly as he looked at my bound husband. How horrified my husband must have been! But no matter how hard he struggled in agony, the rope cut into him all the more tightly. In spite of myself I ran stumblingly toward his side. Or rather I tried to run toward him, but the man instantly knocked me down. Just at that moment I saw an indescribable light in my husband's eyes. Something beyond expression . . . his eyes make me shudder even now. That instantaneous look of my husband, who couldn't speak a word, told me all his heart. The flash in his eyes was neither anger nor sorrow . . . only a cold light, a look of loathing. More struck by the look in his eyes than by the blow of the thief, I called out in spite of myself and fell unconscious.

In the course of time I came to, and found that the man in blue silk was gone. I saw only my husband still bound to the root of the cedar. I raised myself from the bamboo-blades with difficulty, and looked into his face; but the expression in his eyes was just the same as before.

Beneath the cold contempt in his eyes, there was hatred. Shame, grief, and anger . . . I don't know how to express my heart at that time. Reeling to my feet, I went up to my husband.

"Takejiro," I said to him, "since things have come to this pass, I cannot live with you. I'm determined to die . . . but you must die, too. You saw my shame. I can't leave you alive as you are."

This was all I could say. Still he went on gazing at me with loathing and contempt. My heart breaking, I looked for his sword. It must have been taken by the robber. Neither his sword nor his bow and arrows were to be seen in the grove. But fortunately my small sword was lying at my feet. Raising it over head, once more I said, "Now give me your life. I'll follow you right away."

When he heard these words, he moved his lips with difficulty. Since his mouth was stuffed with leaves, of course his voice could not be heard at all. But at a glance I understood his words. Despising me, his look said only, "Kill me." Neither conscious nor unconscious, I stabbed the small sword through the lilac-colored kimono into his breast.

Again at this time I must have fainted. By the time I managed to look up, he had already breathed his last—still in bonds. A streak of sinking sunlight streamed through the clump of cedars and bamboos, and shone on his pale face. Gulping down my sobs, I untied the rope from his dead body. And . . . and what has become of me since I have no more strength to tell you. Anyway I hadn't the strength to die. I stabbed my own throat with the small sword, I threw myself into a pond at the foot of the mountain, and I tried to kill myself in many ways. Unable to end my life, I am still living in dishonor. (A lonely smile.) Worthless as I am, I must have been forsaken even by the most merciful Kwannon. I killed my own husband. I was violated by the robber. Whatever can I do? Whatever can I . . . I . . . (Gradually, violent sobbing.)



The Story of the Murdered Man, as Told Through a Medium


After violating my wife, the robber, sitting there, began to speak comforting words to her. Of course I couldn't speak. My whole body was tied fast to the root of a cedar. But meanwhile I winked at her many times, as much as to say "Don't believe the robber." I wanted to convey some such meaning to her. But my wife, sitting dejectedly on the bamboo leaves, was looking hard at her lap. To all appearance, she was listening to his words. I was agonized by jealousy. In the meantime the robber went on with his clever talk, from one subject to another. The robber finally made his bold brazen proposal. "Once your virtue is stained, you won't get along well with your husband, so won't you be my wife instead? It's my love for you that made me be violent toward you."

While the criminal talked, my wife raised her face as if in a trance. She had never looked so beautiful as at that moment. What did my beautiful wife say in answer to him while I was sitting bound there? I am lost in space, but I have never thought of her answer without burning with anger and jealousy. Truly she said, . . . "Then take me away with you wherever you go."

This is not the whole of her sin. If that were all, I would not be tormented so much in the dark. When she was going out of the grove as if in a dream, her hand in the robber's, she suddenly turned pale, and pointed at me tied to the root of the cedar, and said, "Kill him! I cannot marry you as long as he lives." "Kill him!" she cried many times, as if she had gone crazy. Even now these words threaten to blow me headlong into the bottomless abyss of darkness. Has such a hateful thing come out of a human mouth ever before? Have such cursed words ever struck a human ear, even once? Even once such a . . . (A sudden cry of scorn.) At these words the robber himself turned pale. "Kill him," she cried, clinging to his arms. Looking hard at her, he answered neither yes nor no . . . but hardly had I thought about his answer before she had been knocked down into the bamboo leaves. (Again a cry of scorn.) Quietly folding his arms, he looked at me and said, "What will you do with her? Kill her or save her? You have only to nod. Kill her?" For these words alone I would like to pardon his crime.

While I hesitated, she shrieked and ran into the depths of the grove. The robber instantly snatched at her, but he failed even to grasp her sleeve.

After she ran away, he took up my sword, and my bow and arrows. With a single stroke he cut one of my bonds. I remember his mumbling, "My fate is next." Then he disappeared from the grove. All was silent after that. No, I heard someone crying. Untying the rest of my bonds, I listened carefully, and I noticed that it was my own crying. (Long silence.)

I raised my exhausted body from the foot of the cedar. In front of me there was shining the small sword which my wife had dropped. I took it up and stabbed it into my breast. A bloody lump rose to my mouth, but I didn't feel any pain. When my breast grew cold, everything was as silent as the dead in their graves. What profound silence! Not a single bird-note was heard in the sky over this grave in the hollow of the mountains. Only a lonely light lingered on the cedars and mountains. By and by the light gradually grew fainter, till the cedars and bamboo were lost to view. Lying there, I was enveloped in deep silence.

Then someone crept up to me. I tried to see who it was. But darkness had already been gathering round me. Someone . . . that someone drew the small sword softly out of my breast in its invisible hand. At the same time once more blood flowed into my mouth. And once and for all I sank down into the darkness of space.
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Rerun: Akechikogorou presents ... Never Present Enough To Be Forgotten Day (orig. 07/28/08)

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This post was born on a day in early July that combined the languid, melancholy atmosphere of autumn with the humidity of a raining season as one might experience it in, say (for the sake of color and to get you into the mood), a deserted mountain spa two hours northwest of Tokyo. In other words, I was overcome with nostalgia and exhausted to the point of paralysis at the same time, unable to do anything ›productive‹ in order to escape the half pleasant, half disgusting heaviness. In fact, I didn’t even know what to write Dennis and lingered here in front of the computer, staring at the words Leave your comment and the empty field below (and the word verification JOWMHY, which, I hallucinated, meant Jack Off With My Hand as Yours). I spent about five minutes with being annoyed by the fact that the A was missing, and then I thought, a) I should send Dennis a Wheat song because that would be the perfect expression of how I feel right now and he may or may not know them but let’s find out, and b) I might do a Day here about Wheat and other bands like Adorable or Telstar Ponies or June and what would be the title for that oh well it would probably be something like ›Never Present Enough To Be Forgotten.‹ And then I searched for Wheat on Youtube and found »Don’t I Hold You«, which is a very nice one though the video sucks, and posted the link and suggested that I might do this Day, the Never Present Enough To Be Forgotten Day. And, yeah, this is it.

It’s just about some bands I like. Bands that never really became popular, not even in the small (and once even smaller) world of Indie rock. It wouldn’t be too difficult to explain their failure: Their music was too much their own to become part of some wave and still not the kind of emphatic unique that would match the music world’s idea of ›originality.‹ They lacked personality and were just nice, normal people, or not even nice. Their songs, even the most catchy, always remained one step short of the Whoa!-feeling that is supposed to go with real hits. Their music was not complex enough to impress people who were into difficult bands, but its simplicity wasn’t of the easily identifiable kind either. They didn’t have the ambition to become stars, and even their arrogant moments (like the Telstar Ponies’ song »Voices from the New Music«) were toned down by a certain modesty that doesn’t become a rock band. And then they were much too slow for the business, and not the excessive, My Bloody Valentine-esque kind of slow but the slow kind of slow.

»Slow Fade« by Wheat, the opening song of their album Hope and Adams, sums it up quite well:

No one likes it slow.
And we take our time.
And everyone was rocking but the band played on.
And everyone steers clear.
You wear your low stuff low.
And no one seemed to notice when we disappeared.
And no one liked the cinnamon girl we tried.
We’re only trying to do our own thing.


Most of these bands released only a few albums or even just one, and they all broke up at some point or went on »infinite hiatus,« as Wikipedia authors like to call it. In two cases they started again with no greater success. Sometimes I miss them, paradoxically even those that came back. And thinking that there will be very few other people who miss them after there were very few people who liked them when they were there makes me miss them all the more. Which is why I thought I’d share what’s left of them with you.

As could be expected, my net search didn’t result in what one would call a wealth of material. So I simply uploaded my favorite songs on imeem for you to listen to. This place is usually swarming with music experts, which makes me guess some of the bands (if not all of them) will be familiar at least to some of you. But I hope most of you will find something new to discover and you’ll enjoy the Day. Please add your own NPETBF bands if you feel like it. I will need things to check out on the next day like the one at the beginning of this.



1. Wheat




The only other Wheat fan I know is an old school pal whose hero is (or has been for ages) Steve Kilbey—who would deserve a paragraph here as well, had he not had this Top 40 hit »Under the Milky Way« with his band The Church in ’88. Wheat are two people whose names you won’t care to remember (neither do I). They appeared on the scene with their album Medeiros in 1998. I first heard them at the time of their second album Hope and Adams one year later, and to say that I immediately fell in love with their music exaggerates it only insofar as »love« seems an inappropriately dramatic expression for the appreciation of something whose beauty lies in its quiet, almost sluggishly thick sound and the only very slightly twisted simplicity of melancholic pop songs (with a few experimental exceptions on Hope and Adams). I’d rather say that I held them—in about the way they use the word in »Don’t I hold you.«

The Wheat story is a rather conventionally sad one: After the two above-mentioned albums on Sugar Free and the breakdown of Nude Records, the label that was supposed to release their third album, they were signed by Columbia Records. Columbia apparently forced them to alter the songs for that third album until they sounded mainstream enough for the promise of commercial success. Commercial success didn’t come, and they were dropped. Then followed three years of silence, and I was almost sure that the band had split, but last year I learned to my surprise that they had quietly released a forth album called Everyday I Said a Prayer for Kathy and Made a One Inch Square in December 2006. It’s maybe not as good as the first two, but their sound is charming as ever, and even more sluggish if that’s possible. The band website announces a new album White Ink, Black Ink for 2008, so there is hope that they will go on even without a lot of public attention.

All I can add is that »Girl Singer« from Medeiros is among my favorite songs ever and that listening to the first lines »You’re the kind of girl I like, girl singer, you keep it really raw like a boy...« makes me moan every time and that if I ever were to construct a gender theory it would be built on this line.




Wheat




2. Telstar Ponies




An article on Telstar Ponies at the time they formed in the mid-90s when Shoegazer was already beyond its peak and guitar noise had become a somewhat bureaucratic affair stated that they could be regarded as an independent all-star band (not sure if that was supposed to be ironic). David Keenan, the singer and songwriter, had just left the Scottish noise pop band 18 Wheeler because he was bored with their rather clumsy music. And drummer Brendan O’Hare had played with Teenage Fanclub. Anyway, It didn’t help them much.

Their debut In the Space of a Few Minutes was wonderful, except that after listening to the album for the 10th or so time you couldn’t help realizing that their song structures were a bit simple and effect-centered and the sudden changes between silent and loud a trifle too calculated. But their guitar noise was superb, even went along well with a vibraphone in »Innerhalb weniger Minuten,« and Rachel Devine who didn’t sing but only spoke her part of the lyrics had the kind of voice that always makes me want to change my sex and spend the rest of my life being broken-hearted and tired.

Apparently the band felt that they needed to become more complex and experimental to prove that they were to be taken seriously. They wanted their music to be elaborate and multifarious or something. Which wasn’t a good idea. The second album Voices from the New Music started with the title track which combined a provokingly slow guitar melody and squalls of noise with fast, nervous drumming, and again the spoken words of Rachel Devine. I was very happy and full of expectations when I listened to it for the first time (the pretentious lyrics didn’t matter to me at the time). But then came one long hour of perpetual disappointment. Indeed the rest of the album is basically a document of failed ambition, including Scottish folk whistling and terribly boring guitar solos. It was to be their last. The Wikipedia article claims that a third album was recorded but never released, and that they have been on »long term sabbatical« since.

Telstar Ponies were also responsible for the shortest concert of my life. It was a club called Knust in Hamburg, we were a little late as we hadn’t expected the gig to start exactly at the scheduled time, and the room, though very small, was half empty. The band was already playing their second song. They played another three, and then Keenan jumped off the stage, darted straight towards guy at the entrance, apparently asking him how many tickets he had sold, and when he gave the rest of the band a sign they all put down their instruments and left. The audience liked the band, however, and cheered loudly for ten minutes or so, but the door of the backstage room remained shut.




Telstar Ponies




3. Adorable




Paul Baskerville, the radio DJ who was responsible for most of my musical education as a teenager, once compiled a show from bands he had liked and strongly advocated, and who had been complete commercial failures nonetheless (I think it was at time when the channel was about to abandon his own show for lack of listeners, which happened every three years or so but he always came back). He played Adorable’s »A to fade in,« where the singer complains that he doesn’t want to fade out. Dramatic irony, if there ever was.

This is what Wikipedia has to say about the band’s short history:

»Adorable were a British rock band of the 1990s. They formed in Coventry in 1991, and consisted of band members Piotr Fijalkowski (vocals, guitar), Robert Dillam (guitar), Steven 'Wil' Williams (bass), and Kevin Gritton (drums). After recording a 12" of "Sunshine Smile" ("I'll Be Your Saint" & "Breathless" on the b-side) that was pressed up to be released on record producer Pat Collier's 'Money To Burn' label the band received a gushing review in the NME. The single was never released. They signed to Creation Records in 1992, and after a UK tour supporting Curve they released their first single a re-recording of "Sunshine Smile" in May of that year. Distancing themselves from the Shoegaze movement, by attempting to be more outspoken than traditional shoegazers, Adorable were briefly seen along with other bands Suede and The Verve as being a part of a new movement tagged 'New Glam', a label attributed to Fijalkowski's assertion that "we want to put the glamour back into pop". "Sunshine Smile" was NME's Single of the Week, and topped the Indie Singles chart as well as entering the mainstream UK single top 100 charts for three weeks. A backlash in the press against the band's outspoken image immediately followed, and the band were never to be interviewed in the mainstream UK press after their debut single. The band released "I'll Be Your Saint", "Homeboy" and "Sistine Chapel Ceiling" (NME single of the Week), which all went into the Top 5 in the Indie charts, but failed to enter the mainstream Top 75. The Album "Against Perfection" released in 1993 went to #70 in the album charts, and the band toured the USA, Europe, Australia & Japan.«

Against Perfection had a lot of great songs, heavy with an arrogant, narcissistic intensity, and it really should have taken them to where Suede got or even beyond. But the second album Fake was lame, the songs all sounded the same, with the single »Kangaroo Court« as the only exception. On listening to it for the first time I was sure they wouldn’t be around for long. And they disappeared soon after that.

I had put a video of Pete Fijalkowski doing an acoustic version of »A to fade in« on a blog I used for a short time as a sort of personal music archive. About half of the visitors who happened to find the blog (it wasn’t meant to be public) had come there by searching for Fijalkowski or Adorable on Google. Which seems to indicate that I’m not the only one who misses them. Which is good.




Adorable




4. June




In the early 90s the Swedish band The Cardigans had big success with their light-hearted pop that was somehow between Indie and mainstream. I never liked them, but when the above-mentioned Paul Baskerville introduced a new U.S. band called June claiming that the singer sounded like The Cardigans’ Nina Persson but the music had a rough edge and a darker atmosphere, I decided to buy the CD. The album had the charming title I Am Beautiful and was full of charming little songs. »The Theme of the Anti-Hero« was the one I cherished most—and June were indeed anti-heroes: There was a coyness in their songs that seemed to keep them from coming up to the front, and a sadness, even bitterness seeping through the floors of the fluffy pop architecture.

I don’t know what became of June. I never heard anything about them again. They have left almost no traces on the Internet. There are no photos. They don’t even have a Wikipedia entry (there is one for a another band from Chicago that had the same name and also went on »infinite hiatus«). As you can see below, even the guy from their record company who programmed the CD info misspelled their name. All I could find was this comment on Amazon where you can buy I Am Beautiful for $0.73:

»June is/was (depending on your attitude toward the historical present) a beautiful band from Chapel Hill that represented the best of the "silver era" of the town's music, i.e., after the time circa 1993 when Superchunk, Polvo, and Archers of Loaf were mostly local, and before the lesser era when Ben Folds Five and The Squirrel Nut Zippers became the bands most folks associate with Chapel Hill. June is often called "melodic" and "thoughtful," and they were, with Kat Cook's lyrics referencing Macbeth and Jerusalem and all, but they were neither shoegazing nor airy. They wrote anthems, like "Stripteaser" and the sadly-not-on-this-album "Bees in a Jar," glorious pop explosions ("The Theme of the Anti-Hero," "Feeding on the Same Things"), and plenty of songs that just make you feel like a better human being for having heard them. [...] They were much more "musical" than most Chapel Hill bands, and smarter, but they never ever come off as noodly or arty-farty or pretentious. June could hold the stage with no problem against other, unrestrained bands of the era, like Picasso Trigger and Her Majesty's Secret Cervix. They are powerful and lovely and just so damned good. [...] This is a damned fine band, and it's a shame they imploded while touring behind this album, because too few people will hear them now. You can, though, and should. You can hear Sonic Youth, the Pixies, the Cure, maybe a touch of the Smiths, and some other stuff you associate with your disaffected teens, as well as the sort of "collegiate" melody you'd associate with K Records or Simple Machines. Think maybe about Heavenly if they'd learned to howl, or Velocity Girl smoking with you out on the porch. My little life would be less complete had I not heard and bought and swallowed this album. It's beautiful music from beautiful people, and it might make you prettier as well.«

And that says it all.

June




5. Archers of Loaf




Among the bands here today, Archers of Loaf are probably the one who was most successful during their active years between what the Net experts define no more precisely than »the early 90s« and »the late 90s« —and funnily they’re also the band I know least about. Hence, for information I’m referring to this Wikipedia article and to the fan site webinfront.com.

»Web in Front« was also the first AoL song I heard, and its Lo-fi version from the 1996 collection The Speed of Cattle is still my favorite of theirs, followed by »Don’t Believe the Good News.« I really don’t know what else to say about them. Their music doesn’t ask for anything to be said. And this lack of a secret may be the reason why surprisingly few people know them, despite the fact that neither their guitar sound nor their hobbies (documented in »Smoking Pot in the Hot City«) reveal anything that would have kept them from gaining widespread popularity.




Archers of Loaf




6. Cleaners From Venus




Long before there was Lo-fi, back in 1984, a very British young man with the very British name Martin Newell spent 5 months (from January to May) in the bedroom of his apartment in a very British suburbian home recording an album he called, with very British humor, Under Wartime Conditions. And he added the very British subtitle: A Collection of Popsongs.

In order to describe the music on this album that Newell released under the name Cleaners From Venus, one could probably say that the word »popsong« (with no space between »pop« and »song«) was taken literally—while the protagonists of the pop universe unto this day, with the exception maybe of the Beatles’ »A Day in the Life,« had only presented the world with examples of its metaphorical meaning. All other necessary information can be found on the record’s back cover:

»Gear used included a twenty quid Hofner solid electric guitar, a home-made bass, a stylophone (as pioneered by Rolf Harris), glockenspiel, various drums, an S.R. 88 drum machine, sleighbells and a saucepan. The echo was a good old W.E.M. Copicat driven by three hamsters on a treadmill powered on a water/amphetamine mixture of 2 – 1. The whole thing was recorded in a bedroom on a Teac 144 (take your hat off when you say that name). It kind of proves that the technocracy are talking bullshit when they tell you that you need to buy all that expensive tackle. To the disaffected youth, to the microchip underclass, to the unemployed ... music-pop music belongs to you. It does not belong to the cynical manipulators of multinational corporations. Take it back from them NOW. If you cannot afford to buy this record you have my full permission to tape it (as if you need it). Now go out and do it yourselves. This is Pop. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!«

That was prophetic indeed.

I was among those who had the money to buy the record, but unfortunately I’m not among those who own the technology (or even know how) to transfer music from a piece of vinyl into a digital format. I searched the Web for Under Wartime Conditions, but found nothing. So all I can offer you is its not-so-brilliant-but-also-good 1982 predecessor Midnight Cleaners. The album has a pop side and an art side, and I’m saving the art side for a more sophisticated occasion.

While searching I also learned that Martin Newell has made two more albums and lots of cassettes as Cleaners From Venus, and continues to release a lot more stuff under his own name until today. This is the full account of his musical career so far (and there is a literary career as well to be discovered). May he live long and make enough money to feed his hamsters.




Cleaners from Venus




7. Long Fin Killie




Have you ever asked yourself why it is considered perfectly normal by a large audience that the members of a boy band who are supposed to represent young heterosexual males sing in high falsetto voices? I’d really like to know the answer, but let’s take this only as a starting point: Falsetto seems to go well (or unnoticed) with a certain convention of mainstream pop or »soul« or whatever they call it. Whereas it seems out of place in Indie rock. The few exceptions are interesting though—Jane’s Addiction, for example (I must confess that I never managed to like the band, and mainly due to Perry Farrell’s high-pitched voice), or Radiohead (same). The most fascinating case of an Indie falsetto, however, is, or rather was, Luke Sutherland, singer and songwriter of the Scottish band Long Fin Killie that existed from 1994 to 1999 and released three albums.

If Perry Farrell’s falsetto signifies hysteria, and Thom Yorke’s sounds like strenuously repeated efforts to become a siren that would be remembered along with Adorno and Horkheimer’s Odysseus, Sutherland’s voice irritates by its lack of a clear expression. It seems to be high not because the singer has added force to his singing, but because the lower parts are missing. There is something uncomfortably sexual about the origin of this treble—a dark secret, withholding the truth of a violence that exceeds the simple brutality of castration.

Sutherland’s lyrics, moreover, seem to suggest that the violence also has a political dimension. As the I (or rather Me) of his songs, he often slips into the role of a victim: of racism, of sadistic police terror, of hatred against gays. And the troubling ambiguity of his voice lies not to the least in that it conveys the sexual pleasure of being abused and humiliated as much as the words it forms accuse it on the political level.

That Long Fin Killie got some attention at all was mainly due to the Glasgow hype in the mid-90s when bands like Mogwai and Arab Strap (and a little later Belle and Sebastian) became Indie heroes. Unfortunately, LFK’s albums appeared on Too Pure, not on Chemikal Underground which was the center of the hype. John Peel tried what he could to promote the debut album Houdini, but without too much success. The second album Valentino followed without any improvement in public reaction. After a serious car accident which took Sutherland a long time to recover from and a half-hearted attempt at becoming more commercial with the third album Amelia, Long Fin Killie disbanded in 1998 or 1999 »to little mainstream notice« (Wikipedia).

The German music magazine Spex once described Long Fin Killie’s music as »beyond the pop song but short of improvisation.« They were in-between everything, and that’s where they disappeared.




Long Fin Killie




8. Life Without Buildings




My latest discovery of a band that was never present enough to be forgotten were Life Without Buildings, also from Glasgow. They had already broken up and vanished into thin air when I stumbled over their song »The Leanover« (I don’t even remember where, probably in an Internet forum). They had only released one album titled Any Other City, and the only thing that followed was a posthumous live album in 2007 with recordings from a concert in Sidney. I’m no fan of live albums. In fact I usually hate them. But Live at the Annandale Hotel displays the true charm and glamour of the band’s loose, sometimes sloppy post-punk arrangements, which remained mostly hidden in their studio work—and most of all it captures the charisma of their singer and songwriter Sue Tompkins.

Speaking of »charisma« almost overstates it. If the band’s sound has been rightly called »a cross between [insert any two quasi-punk bands, esp. The Fall, Bow Wow Wow, Television]«, Tompkins isn’t the ingenious star that compensates for the others’ lack of originality. She is less and more than that. At the concert, she sounds as shy and insecure between the songs as she sounds powerful when she transforms that shyness and insecurity into a wild, fragmented energy while singing. Her way of singing and her lyrics remind one of collages, as though the words had been ripped from other peoples’ statements and were glued together in the very moment of performing the song.

An article on Pitchfork Media (whose writer seems as much in love with Sue as I am) claims:

»Tompkins emerged suddenly from the visual art world-- LWB formed while studying at the Glasgow School of Art-- and vanished just as suddenly back into it (she warned us on "Love Trinity": "I'm not willing to leave the visual world"). But in reality, she never left it-- her singing is painterly, mirroring the typographical emphasis of her collage-based visual art.«

You may want to verify that by reading the lyrics while listening to »The Leanover«. So here they are, and I’ll leave you with them, and everybody have fun today:

if i lose you
if i lose you
if i lose you
if i lose you
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, mmm
if i, if i, if i, if i, if i
b-b-b-b-baby g g g, so g g g, you you you
if i lose you
if i lose you
uh huh, uh huh
if i lose you in the street
if i lose you in the street
if i lose you in the street at night
if i lose you in the street
if i lose, don't be sad
if i lose you in the street
if i lose you in the street, hey
if i lose you in the street
g g come here come here come
feel for you
kiss me, break my mind, close the door
black steel, break my mind, close the door
black steel, the sight of you falling out
the sight of you
if i lose you in the street, six
if i lose you in the street
i say, i say, i say, i say, i say, i say
wassup, wassup with you?
wassup with your friends?
high hills, high hills
oh i, m b v m b v m b v m b v m b v more m b v hi fi
i wanna see you
stand up, stand up, stand up
in the high hills
don't trade, don't don't i don't trade
don't trade, don't don't i don't trade
may i, may i walk with you?
may i walk with you? uh-oh
in the time takes to slide it back
in the time it changes, recorded at the automat
san francisco mixed with uh-oh
in the time takes to slide it back
in the time it changes shhhhh
emotional chi, emotional chi
come on baby, don't fuss
in the time takes to slide it back
say a what say a what eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
in the time takes to slide it back
questions say what
i like you mostly late at night
hold tight, hold tight, hold tight with a tight
budokan warp, budokan warp, we warp
b b b b b freestyle
i like you mostly late at night
break my mind, break my mind
in the time takes to slide it back
raining in my room, sweet and sleepy
wassup wassup
i can remember i can remember four
we can we can we can we can three
keep us together keep us together keep us together
in the time takes sliding back
in the time takes sliding back
in the time takes sliding back
forever
you can be me, swim
the face of you,
ok the face, we can take it back
i can take you the hills
days like television
days like television
d-d-d-d-d-days like television
face of you, the face of you
in the time takes to slide it back
in the time takes to slide it back
the face of you, for, that's all
should i wait for you s f l
should i wait for you?
should i wait for you?
come on, should i?
never forget who you are
there's no reason
d-d-d-d-d-d-d girls
there's no reason wassup
responsibility, free
in the time takes sliding back
in the time
responsibility, girls
d-d-d-d-d-d-d break
wassup
i don't trade
wassup
i don't trade
yeah yeah
i don't trade
wassup
contact, contact, just sweet remember contact
boom, contact, contact
that's the way, your first, your last, your only contact
uh-oh, uh-oh, contact
the first, the last, the only
bounce, twirl
i don't trade
i don't trade
yeah yeah
in the time takes sliding back
in the time takes sliding back
je danse, je suis
in the time takes sliding back
contact
je suis, je danse
d-d-d-d with a bit of freestyle
in the time takes sliding back
in the time takes sliding back
should i?
time takes sliding back
contact
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
contact
he's the shaker, baby
in the time takes sliding back
twelve o'clock
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
contact, swallow
twelve o'clock, one o'clock, no pretending
virginia, looking at it last night
virginia plain
recorded at the power plant, yeah
vacant together, vacant together, eyes vacant
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
no pretending, contact, you and me
contact, you and me
wassup, contact
he's the shaker
watch him, i can't stand the way, i don't like it
contact
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
i can't stand the way, i don't like it
contact
i don't like twelve o'clock either
contact
shake it, don't go vacant on me
don't go vacant on me
waiting, contact, shaking, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
watch him, contact, shake it, baby
he's the shaker, baby
don't go vacant, baby
he's the shaker, baby
he's the shaker, baby
i can't stand the rain, i don't like it at all





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p.s. Hey. I've found a random day with a little time in the morning a bit earlier in the voyage than I had expected to. We're in the Copenhagen stopover of our theme park exploration trip. We've been to Tivoli Gardens, the crazy and amazing Bon Bon Land, and today we're doing Bakken before heading on to the next destination tomorrow morning. Everything is fantastic. Couldn't be better. Okay, I'm going to have to move quickly, but at least I can start to catch up. Still, apologies for my speed. ** Monday ** Bollo, Hey, J. AWOL is A-okay, obviously. I will look for those clips, and I'll seek out and check out the show pix as soon as I can. That EVOL album is something else, yeah, totally. Awesome, later. ** Misanthrope, My great pleasure, man. ** David Ehrenstein, Greetings. ** Adrienne White, Hi, Adrienne. ** MANCY, Hey. It's going splendidly here, thanks man. And for the report on the the Debacle fest. ** Tosh, Hi. ** Pisy caca, Love to you, buddy. ** Paul Curran, Hi, Paul. Sorry my pre-trip scrambling kept me off Skype. I'll try to catch you when I get back, or after you get there, something. ** _Black_Acrylic, Top of the morning, Ben. ** Rigby, Wow, that was a wicked blast someone from a much missed someone. ** Sypha, Thanks, James! ** S., It's sunny here. Got a bit of sunburn yesterday. Will have a layer of sunblock on today. ** Rewritedept, Okay, somehow, I'll try re: 'Archer'. Moving fast today, by necessity, but hi, man! ** Tuesday ** Bill, Thanks, Bill! Cool e: your secret passage post re-pleasuring. No, still never have seen even a wee bit of 'AHS'. Take care. ** Randomwater, Hi! Sorry to be in such a speedy mode today. I love Denmark so far. We're having an incredible time. Ozu is a major favorite filmmaker of mine. Really good news about the LA move settling into your pleasure zone, and the extra work sounds like a very cool adventure. Hopefully I'll get to talk to you at actual, respectful length soon. ** David Ehrenstein, He is indeed. ** Steevee, Congrats on the script progress, ** Chilly Jay Chill, Hi, Jeff. The trip is very dreamy and everything we had hoped so far, thanks a bunch. Oh, that's a nice quote from Rachel. I don't have the time right now to dig into it and dwell and consider its subtleties, but there's something there, for sure. Your thoughts? ** S., You had a stack, I think, and then you deleted it, I think. I'm sure it was cool. ** Wednesday ** Steevee, Hi, Steve. Everyone, here's Steevee's interview with Sarah Polley over at Studio Daily. Check it out. I'll get my eyes and mind on it asap. *** David Ehrenstein, Danish morning, maestro. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. ** Misanthrope, Well, yeah, but what else are you going to do? Surrender to the interfered-with version, I guess. I don't know. Definitely understand what you mean, but ultimately it's either a 'like or or not until further notice' thing for me, I guess. ** Thursday ** David Ehrenstein, It was so sad to wake up to the news that Taylor Mead had died. Such a loss of someone so incredibly special. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, B. ** Allesfliesst, Hey! I was wondering if the work of your old moniker might bring you in. Nice to see you, buddy, and sorry that my schedule prevents me from saying much more than a hello at the moment. I'm having a really great time. I hope you come back soon or -ish at least, yes! And that Buddha-run tumblr is a score that I'll have to wait to get off on, unfortunately, but cool. ** Steevee, Those sound like very interesting developments, Steve. Like I said, it's great to see you so inspired and revved up. ** Okay. That was a very minimalist, hasty, sad p.s., I know, but at least I 'caught up' a bit. Hopefully, I'll have more time the next time I get a morning free enough to say hi or hopefully much more. Fake meat!  Take care, everybody.

Rerun: You-x presents ... Trevor Brown Day (orig. 06/24/08)

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"an introduction of sorts...

For my fellow Weaklings (or DC Blogsters as was once our name), and for anyone who remembers the last and only other day I've put together for this amazing place, today's subject should come as no surprise, coming from me - the other one was a massive thing around Japanese pornography, focused on women. Yes, my interest in, obsession with, dare I say love of, Japanese girls, women, sex, and the visual mediums come together once again - now with the beautiful colors of Mr. Brown. My obvious, what could be called, delight and emotional pull to his subjects is something that has seemed almost everyday to me in it's normality since coming across his work over a decade ago. And, I have taken it upon myself for some assortment of wonderful and troubling reasons, to present to you here an arrangement of that very artist's paintings, drawings, and more... for your consideration.

Along with my fondness for his visual works, I am delighted by the way Trevor writes. But, while assembling this post, I realized that Trevor's work since I first came to know it has become more complex and harder for me to understand. So, instead of featuring recent writings of his or about him, or even just extracts from his blog posts, I decided to include two early texts, one a sort self-interview and the other a more traditional interview (conducted via email no doubt) from the mid 90s when his work seemed to be everywhere I was looking. I hope that these, and the set of references mostly pulled from them that follow, may serve to elucidate your entry, or possible reconsideration, of the artist's work.

Full disclosure? fantasy cancellation or revived? I've never slept with a Japanese woman, but maybe race is an issue here? i.e. projection of a "magical" space on their bodies... and a psychological linking of sex and violence, at a young age, dovetailed into a hope for something special which I personally see in Trevor's work and a trajectory to concrete possibilities, the building material defined city-space, I'm guessing. But let's keep me out of it!

So the basics: Trevor is of course male, paints pictures of females, and is something of an outsider I would guess. But, aren't we all? He left his home country for Japan with a Japanese woman he later married. She makes these amazing teddy bears, which you can see below. I have no idea what Trevor looks like, I guess he feels that information is not important for his audience to know (I agree to disagree somewhat). While preparing today I did get to exchange some emails with him, which was nice. He very kindly contributed some pictures of recent works and a scan of the 'White Whip' drawing, which is a favorite of mine. In our emails I realized that there is more to Trevor's work than I could really even articulate here, my own shortcoming surely – oh but I get to stay out of this., unlikely.

Trevor Brown's art may be said to be of a world where almost everyone is sort of gorgeous, beautiful even. Sweet, or something like it, and isolated, naked, or close enough you can make out, if you'd like, what the clothes are shaping. And almost always the work is of a girl or woman. Trevor's lines are so soft it seems as though ones eyes could touch the body of the figure they create.

Alas, with the ongoing outrages of madness labeled 'concern' over sexuality and youth in art it's no surprise that Trevor's work often seems like it's in a world of its own. There was an outbreak of voiced sanity with the recent persecution of Bill Henson. Yet, when most artists are given the opportunity to explore these themes they more often than not flake out such as the case Trevor described on his blog around this recent 'lolita' themed exhibit. It is the fear of persecution that hinders them. What once was a threat of having your work barred from the establishment is now a very real threat of criminalization and sadly, incarceration. It's more than simple sickly-irony when hundred year old photos of Alice Liddell seem more adventurous and certainly more controversial than contemporary artists given an actual space to explore lolita themes.

The safety craved by society, or at least wired into it by mass media and figureheads has since the 70s seen any talk, let alone art, of childhood and sexuality, whether it be about abuse or consensual sex or personal experiences (imaginary or coming of age) or what have you, become seemingly quite dangerous and forbidden. Though I do recall an interesting book on that very subject published by MIT Press in the late 90s. But, art is a space where one would hope even the most frightening or hard to deal with subjects can be explored. With nameless, faceless, guro artists popping up I hope the work of Trevor Brown is the not the last of it's kind.

It deals with those themes in a way that is often beautiful, both light and dark, and not without a sense of melancholy. I don't mean to imply sentimentality. Anyway, if Trevor was to find himself persecuted for his work I wonder who with clout would speak up on his and his work's behalf? Perhaps his work has already been filtered out of the mainstream enough for it to exist in a space where those who would try to destroy it either don't feel threatened by it because it's so hidden or because they simply don't know of it.

I didn't put this post together to try and confront these issues, but I found them unavoidable. Trevor wrote in his blog back in February about new so-called obscenity laws in Japan further criminalizing thought and art. Trevor told me that he even had to throw out magazines containing his art because of this. Which I think is very sad. So, I hope that people will not be afraid, but rather push the envelope creating art exploring these world that some would like to black out - not just the eyes as in those defaced Bill Henson works - art that is smarter and with more depth than some would like to allow. Or as Dennis Cooper put it here when responding once again to the concerned 'too-young' contingent, "Finding the discomfiting, disturbing, depressing, melancholy, aesthetically inappropriate, etc. in the erotic, and challenging people's wish for easy going desire [...] " - something like that.

Not to misquote Dennis, or to drown you in paranoia, and I don't mean to mislabel Trevor as an erotic artist. Though I can't deny that I find an erotic quality at least examined in his work. Work which I very much enjoy, but obviously have found incredibly hard to talk about here. I could just say: figurative art, pastels, dolls, young girls – alone. Pastels, dolls, teddy bears. Bodily fluids, iconic references. Incomplete sentences. Toys, bruises, girls. Plastic bags, bondage, humiliation. Needles, barbed wire, vulva, penises, other organs. Conjoined twins, wounds, injury, make up. Bathrooms, hospitals. But that doesn't really get at it. I suppose if anything I've learned that while trying to explain what I see in Trevor's art, and why I care about it, I'm really forced to deal with my own sexuality in a way that scares the fuck out of me. Hopefully I can convince it to come back in, soonish.

There is a place of safety in his paintings, even in what seems like proximity to danger, bruises, violence; there is a calm, a tranquility in the space he creates. Is this safety in being tied up, held back? We as the viewers get to look the girl right in the eyes. it is up to us to figure out the whys and wherefores of the situation. There is also, as I said, a lightness in Trevor's work too, humor. As you will see.

Trevor's work explores not only girls and the space of their bodies, mostly but not only their surface, and pregnancy (a womb mind), inside... and psychology of it, which is somewhat beyond me. Medical problems... oh what the hell (again) : ye olde "lolita complex", dolls, drugged out girls, iconic stuff flipped into insertables, torture, pastels, teddy bear as doctor patient doll relationship. Scenes scenes scenes. Incomplete sentences? Japanese women, often alone. Naked girls. Oh kawaii! Sex around the corner. Afterwards or during, before. Figurative works, yes I said that, the subject was abused, or is somehow in need of help, maybe. Sometimes the girl is happy. The space of the body, almost always a female body. What is she thinking? why is she there, what happened, what is going to happen? why is she always looking out at me? she looks almost real, it could be real. It could be fake.

There are all sorts of things that I could try and say that this work explores. But, at this point I'll leave it up to you and his work to do the talking. Which I hope you do, and others will follow as I'd love to see more investigations towards a better informed appreciation and assessment of his work instead of the simplistic ones (pro and con) which have been so prevalent thus far. Like this current one, perhaps?

That said, as the Legendary Pink Dots wisely encouraged, and no doubt continue to, sing while you may. We too should look and think while we may as well.

Thank you.

~ Joseph Marcure

p.s.: included today is a recent work, "equally damaged" (yes, the name was inspired by blonde redhead) - guess what part of it might make it unpublishable in a certain country and you could win a lickable gold star."



Asobimasho



Black



Nursery Crime



Toys



Pink Transfusion



Xmas



Equally Damaged



Watch with Mother



Infinity



Electric High Chair



Nursie



Penis Pixie



Bad Inu



Crash Ballet



Kinoko Otoko



Toilet



Girl on Toilet



Teddy Bear



Chicken Pox



Pill Baby



Foetus in Head



Too Negative Babies



Fuck Off



Sixties Lolita Queen

Note: Kinoko Otoko and Crash Ballet are, as of this writing, available

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White Whip



Blasphemy01



Blasphemy06



Japanbon06



Japanbon05



Japanbon18



Youri

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Babyheart



Erotesque



Aesthetic Terrorism



Babies



Nurse Doll



Sexy Nurse



Mania



Crash silkscreen



Rich Bitch

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(collaboration with Hippie Coco)



little extract from unfinished cg animation, 'bunny and balloon dog'


Doll Penishead


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“- let's start in known territory,just so as not to immediately alienate too many of you:-

i) Guinea Pig, Akira, Tetsuo. . .? - no problems there i imagine? - let's narrow it down a bit:-

ii) Ai No Corrida, Tampopo, Godzilla. . . .? - still with me? - good! (there's hope yet) - these are the films that sparked my interest in Japan - but now lets jump off the deep end:-

iii) The bondage and harakiri videos of Kinbiken. . .? - i've lost you! - but these are what really confirmed my suspicions i was living in the wrong country.

"Kinbiken materials are completely no sex and no genital image but you can see real rope technics and strange maniac tastes" (Masami Akita - writer, noise 'musician' and sometime video cameraman with Kinbiken).

Hungry for pain?

1. Fade from white - she's sitting in a pool of the ropes she is now relieved of, removing a gag from her mouth - correcting her clothing - she tugs roughly at an entangled hair clip - which is tempestuously tossed onto the bed as she glares menacingly at the camera in utter disgust. (Kyoko Nakamura in Bondage - KINBIKEN S-12)

Brilliant.

2. The implement of self-immolation is a short blade knife - the handle of which is wrapped in white bandage - and is treated with almost loving respect by the girl (Youri Sunohara) - with slow ritualistic movements the knife is polished, caressed and gazed at - the blade sensually stroked up her limbs and held to her breast while she sobs silently - time ceases to have meaning but the slow realisation of the knife's ultimate employment preys heavy on your mind - drums, gongs, bells and chanting from some street ceremony invade the pulsing soundtrack - the nervous anticipation is permitted to increase for almost thirty minutes (!) before it all goes ominously silent - the girl bares her lower torso and grips the knife tightly, pressing the blade point into her left side, before easing it firmly into her body - after such intense postponement, the flow of blood is like a release of the pressure valve - a perverse sexual climax - the knife is slowly drawn across her abdomen and her entire groin area and the white sheet she's performing on become drenched in blood - a pool forms between her legs like an obscene ultra heavy period - from here on it all gets very messy. . . (Seisan - RIGHT BRAIN 06)

Sayonara England! - no regrets - it always was, and most probably forever shall remain, a dead loss for my work.

America not that much better.”

Extract from an essay Trevor wrote for Funeral Party 2 in 1996, Trevor also did the cover art for the book. Read the rest here. See also this text on Kinbiken that Trevor wrote around the same time, hosted at jahsonic.





Aaron Garland: Your obsession for SM, medical fetishism, and Japanese girls can hardly be understated in your work over the years? What connections do you see between such topics?

Trevor Brown: They all have an inherent mystique. The fear and intrigue of the unknown. A dark world seemingly unrelated to 'normal' everyday existence begging to be explored. And, for the most part, i am (or was) an explorer rather than active participant at least as far as SM is concerned. The Japanese girl interest was taken to its logical conclusion though!

AG: It was fascinating to learn that you have a Japanese wife. What is her opinion of your work?

TB: Detests it! Just joking. She's my best critic - it's good to have someone oversee what you are up to before it goes out to the public. Also, some pieces have almost been produced in collaboration with her. We share a lot of similar thoughts in some areas, so she can input ideas when i am flagging.

AG: Do you have any favourite pieces that you've done and if so, why?

TB: My favourite is what i refer to as Penishead - a medusa type image of a female head with erect penises instead of snakes. It's gone through a couple more transformations since the original painting. I produced it (or her?) as a three-dimensional 'object' entitled Skull Penishead - self-explanatory. And also with a baby doll's head and cute limp penis appendages. Shuffling the order, this completes a life history trilogy but no doubt further reincarnations could occur. It's a shame i can't patent the idea - although i've heard rumours of one or two similar images produced by other artists (quite independently?) If anyone can provide pictures i'd be very interested.

The Doll Penishead was used for a CD cover in Japan (surprisingly) and i guess this painting in particular is my all time favourite to date. It encapsulates in one image a lot of things my work is about - especially the cute and innocent but simultaneously evil theme i'm rather keen on.

AG: Are there any particular musicians, philosophers, or artists whose work you enjoy?

TB: Many. Ballard and de Sade already mentioned. George Bataille's Story Of The Eye also directly inspired my work. The original artistic inspiration for the style of my (first) work was Kiki Picasso of Bazooka Productions (radical French comic/art group). Later i became a big fan of Japanese cult comic artist Suehiro Maruo. Robert Crumb another hero for his art and life - Andy Warhol also. Others include Helnwein, Joel-Peter Witkin's photography, animation by the Brothers Quay and Svankmajer, David Lynch, Hans Bellmer (...a lot of surrealist type stuff here), Franz von Bayros, and performance artist Rudolf Schwarzkogler. Any particular musicians are harder to name as my tastes change all the time - currently it's Godzilla soundtracks by Akira Ifukube!”

Extract from a 1995 interview in Aaron Garland's zine Ohm Clock Ohm. Read the entirety here.

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Kiki Picasso and Bazooka Group artworks 
from the 70s. Trevor said that it was one 
of Kiki's images that inspired his first work. 
See more at: Works by the Bazooka Group.



J. G. Ballard, Crash. Panther, London, 1975.



(Scene from Tampopo, dir. Juzo Itami, 1985; 5 minutes)









Romain Slocombe. See more at, experimental,
hors-circuits, and an interview .






Stills from Right Brain 06, video. See more, here and also 
this thread at rue morgue.



Whitehouse dictator, Fanatics FX1, 3" 
CD Single, 1995. Cover art by Trevor Brown.



Cover to a combined Masami Akita and Romain Slocombe
DVD.






Hans Bellmer




Two scenes from Jan Svankmajer's 'Neco z Alenky', 1988










Hippie Coco (aka Konomi Izumi) http://www.hippiecoco.net/.



Japanese commercial; date, director unknown.









Covers of Wakana Itsuki DVDs. Wakana is Trevor's 
biggest av gal obsession.



Cover of Sakura – Mania 08, from an 
artist book series that Trevor produced.



Cover of Anna Kuromoto DVD, Trevor featured her on 
the booklet above.



Suehiro Marou



Asaji Muroi, www.aigando.com.



Trevor Brown, Lego Warhol.



Andy Warhol – Electric Chair, 1971



Conjoined Twins, photo from, “From 'Monsters' to Modern 
Miracles: Selected moments in the history of conjoined twins 
from medieval to modern times” - read it at the U.S. National 
Library of Medicine, here.



Mütter Museum - take a virtual tour of the museum here.



Scene from the film ギプス(Gips), dir, Akihiko Shiota, 
83 min, 2000. Read more here: Midnight Eye.

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“born london england - went to school - went to art school - worked in design studios - worked in advertising agencies - freelance illustrator - very boring - till... 1985 begin publishing photocopy booklets of ink drawings with titles like graphic autopsy, necro porno and abused images in editions of around 100 copies ...or sometimes only half a dozen - distributed via the underground "industrial music culture" mail order network - work inspired by novels such as jg ballard's crash and the french bazooka productions artist collective 1991 growing interest in japanese art/culture and correspondence with masami akita, noise musician, sm writer and director / cameraman for kinbiken - also important career motivating friendships formed with french artist romain slocombe (the pioneer of "medical art" - a significant mentor) and william bennett (leader of the notorious electronic-noise band whitehouse for whom i illustrated a number of cd covers) - begin airbrush painting 1993 first 'exhibition's held during fetish nights at the mythical torture garden club in london - frustrated with the repressive state of england, move to tokyo with teddy bear artist konomi izumi (aka hippie coco) 1994 work published in numerous japanese magazines - infamous disemboweled jesus painting for deicide's once upon the cross cd - birth (pioneering!) of the now widely imitated "baby art" artistic direction mixing images of dolls with previous less innocent interests 1995 contribute regularly to the japanese uncompromising art / eros / grotesque magazine too negative and first major exhibition at ng gallery formed by the too negative editor - start self-publishing colour post card sets 1996 publication of my first book (hear no, see no, speak no) evil by ng gallery, a full colour hardback limited to 1000 signed and numbered which sells out within six months thanks to a bit of tv coverage 1997 first book with my major publisher editions treville (pan exotica) 1998 first american exhibition held successfully at the merry karnowsky gallery, los angeles - birth of the baby art web site 1999 collection of black and white works published including many (embaressing) early works 2000 a gradual shift toward oil painting 2004 publication of li'l miss sticky kiss which i (alone) consider one of my finest achievements 2006 second reprint of my most successfull book my alphabet 2007 publication of rubber doll, a popular return to earlier fetish themes - and self-published babies book as a lavish box set”

(Trevor's resume from Baby Art)


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Trevor's Books



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1997



1999



1999



2001



2004



2007

Trevor's publisher: Editions Treville.
All available from Amazon Japan.


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Selected catalogs



2001



2004

still available - a gorgeous set of ten high quality silkscreen prints in black portfolio - each print measures 28 x 36cm - printed in several colours including dayglo and silver - signed and numbered limited edition of only 160 - mailed fully protected and fully insured - price including "express mail service" postage: $500.

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If you have enjoyed this, I encourage you to check out Trevor's amazing Baby Art web site. It's incredibly well designed and comprehensive. There you can, amongst other things, take virtual tours of past exhibitions, browse numerous online galleries of his work and delve into his collection of interviews. You can also check out Trevor's blog where he shares art he's enjoying, or art of his that he's working on, commentary, obsessions and so on. It's a really great place.

http://pileup.com/babyart/




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p.s. Hey. Once upon a time there was a distinguished local of this blog named You-x, and, one day back in 2008, he presented viewers with this awesome and dedicated paean to Trevor Brown, and, well, whoa, here it is again. I'm in Scandinavia. Where are you?

Rerun: Jeff presents ... David Ohle Day (orig. 10/08/08)

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David Ohle is a natural born terrorist — inso-far as Naked Lunch is the definitive English translation of the Koran. And if — as was provocatively asserted in Don DeLillo's Mao II — the terrorist has hijacked the novelist's role within our culture, is it then somehow supercilious of me to report that Ohle has written a novel that will behead his readers? Said novel is The Age of Sinatra, in which, it should be noted, "elective deformation" of one's body is the predominant fashion trend. Readers, in this case, can attire themselves however they see fit (the orange jumpsuit is optional). And I'd like to propose that getting your head lopped off by Ohle's fiction is a strange and unforgettable experience.

Some essential backstory: The Age of Sinatra is billed as a sequel to Motorman, published in 1972 by Knopf, and just reissued by 3rd Bed. Here we first encountered Moldenke, the stonepick-smoking, compulsive letter-writing, Beckettian hero ("At best I can say that I am here, although I don't know where. I am at large and about") as he journeys to and through a place dubbed the bottoms. Moldenke, suffering from a heart condition, consults his physician, Dr. Burnheart, who installs four sheep hearts in Moldenke's chest, and removes one of his lungs. Moldenke is also a veteran of the "mock War" in which citizens enlist for an injury of their own devising. He, in a moment of guilt-induced heroism, volunteered to give up "a list of feelings" and to receive a "minor fracture," whereupon a nurse promptly smashed his kneecap.

Motorman's landscape is chockablock with multiple suns and moons (Ohle effortlessly strafes the traditional tropes of science fiction, the epistolary novel, and the picaresque), and is populated with a nefarious breed of faux humans called jellyheads. Here is a scenish bit of prose in which an otherwise listless Moldenke combats two hitchhiking jellyheads he unwittingly picked up in his k-rambler: "Moldenke exposed his letter opener. 'You first.' The man came forward. 'Bend over.' The man bowed. With the letter opener, Moldenke opened a small hole in the back of the neck, enough for two fingers. He put a thumb and forefinger in and widened the hole, a clear jelly spilling out, down his trenchpants. He did the woman, her jelly more clouded, her rubber skull a little thicker than the professor's had been. In the morning, with two suns behind him like stray moons, he examined his vehicle." This is a textual torture so pleasurable that Motorman generated an ominous subplot while out of print—that of readers' reverent anti-chatter about the novel's spiritual effects. Forget cult status: Motorman birthed its own sleeper cell.

- from 'Invitation to a Beheading' by Gabe Hudson. Read the rest here



Motorman

For a long time I was scared to read Motorman. It had come recommended to me in such hushed tones that it sounded disruptively incendiary and illegal. Not only would the reader of this crazed novel burn to ashes, apparently, but he might be posthumously imprisoned for reading the book — a jar of cinder resting in a jail cell. Books were not often spoken of so potently to me, as contraband, as narcotic, as ordnance. There was the whispered promise that my mind would be blown after reading Motorman. There was the assurance that once I read it I would drool with awe, writerly awe, the awe of watching a madman master at work, David Ohle, awesomely carving deep, black holes into the edifice of the English language.

— from the introduction to the Calamari Press edition of Motorman by Ben Marcus


Motorman is the only book ever given to me photocopied in full. That's how hard to get it was, and how badly I wanted it.

David Ohle's legendary first novel was published some three decades ago, in 1972, and it has since been out of print. Ohle himself, while continuing to write and intermittently publish, has remained almost completely unknown. So this earlier book, reprinted to coincide with the release of his new novel, The Age of Sinatra, enters the world as something fresh that is also the secret ancestor of the most daring speculative fiction of our time.

Motorman tells the story of a hapless everyman named Moldenke, who gets by in the gray areas of a world that's almost all gray areas—a science fiction-tinged world with two suns, a number of "government moons," man-made humanoids called jellyheads, and mock wars where soldiers volunteer for injury. Moldenke receives some menacing phone calls from a man named Bunce, who claims to have tapes of everything everyone's ever said about him. To escape from Bunce, he sets out to find his old mentor, Dr. Burnheart.

Motorman is a quest narrative, of a sort. But you won't read this book for the plot. It does have a narrative thread, but one composed of snippets whose ends barely meet. The language, too, is not quite English as we know it. Attributes and effects coagulate into strange new objects — "a building with structural moans" — while familiar objects are defamiliarized. Here's Moldenke taking notes on some birds: "Rapid pecking followed by pauses." Got it. "Long, agile tongue coated with a jellylike substance." OK . . . "When the tongue is retracted it apparently wraps around the brain." What? That "apparently" is the kicker here. This is a world that does facts —we're not in the realm of pure poesy — but the rules have all been changed. Don't expect Ohle to spell them out for you, either. Like very few other writers — the Joseph McElroy of Plus, the Burroughs of Nova Express — Ohle maintains a high level of indeterminacy in both his fictional world and the language he uses to tell us about it. The result is disorienting, vertiginous, thrilling: "Roquette pierced the water with his stick. 'Good,' he said. 'It's thick enough to walk on.'"

It helps to be light on your feet. Like one of the novel's geographic oddities, the River Jelly, this book is only semi-solid. The tiny chapters (sometimes no more than a few lines long) appear adrift in white space, which starts to feel like a positive substance, something Ohle himself might invent in his fiction: a sort of viscous fog from which unrecognizable objects emerge. "He felt something without form, something edgeless, rushing at him from the direction of eastern light." But before you float away on this nebulous fare, Ohle gives you something solid: a name. "Is that you, Bunce? Mr. Bunce?"

Bunce. A goofy name, a bounce with just a little of the air let out of it. There is something clownish about Bunce and his threats. But clowns are scary, and all is not right in this world of incessant, pointless surveillance, petty bureaucratic meanness, decay and graft and moral inertia. All is not right inside Moldenke, either, and that's obvious not just from the arrhythmia in his four sheep hearts but from the arrhythmia in the narrative, its stutter and lurch. By the end of the book, we have lost track of time (easy to do in a world where six "technical months" can pass in a single day), and neither we nor Moldenke knows exactly what has been going on. Moldenke thinks he might have let the goo out of a pair of jellyheads with a letter opener. Or was it a screwdriver? It's dizzying but exhilarating for a reader to be given so much room to play. A typical mobile might seem too pretty an image to serve as a descriptive metaphor for a book by Ohle, but I have a different image in mind. A friend from high school once called me in tears: He was trying to make a mobile out of dead bugs but was having trouble bringing them into balance. If he had succeeded, that mobile might resemble this book: delicate and grotesque, tragic and hilarious, precarious but perfectly balanced.

- from 'Gross Anatomy' by Shelley Jackson. Read the rest here

Read an excerpt from Motorman
here

Buy Motorman from Calamari Press here



The Age of Sinatra

After the most recent Forgetting, Ohle's luckless protagonist Moldenke is in possession of only his name and the bare facts of his former life. He finds himself cruising on the Titanic through a bizarre alternate reality where elective deformation is a fashion trend, neuts and human settlers do their best to live together in relative harmony, and the only available sustenance is stomach-churning fare. Everyone agrees the Stinkers are troublesome and something must be done. President Ratt not only fails to control the Stinker problem, but he also has a penchant for decreeing absurd laws and issuing random vouchers of innocence. Violators with valid vouchers defer their punishments to guiltless bystanders -- regulations that land Moldenke and his fellows in prison more than once.

Rumours are circulating that another Forgetting is imminent, and that the Forgettings are induced by Ratt's radio broadcasts. The prison guard Montfaucon emerges as Ratt's political rival, and Moldenke, ever the yes-man, finds himself inadvertently involved in a plot to assassinate the president. The rebels hope to return to the Age of Sinatra, "when happiness was not only considered achievable, but hailed as the ideal state of being."

- from 'About the book' at Soft Skull Press

The legendary author of Motorman is back. In The Age of Sinatra, David Ohle is so attuned to reality that he has invented a brand new world to reflect it. Whereas what is generally called realistic fiction is busy cataloging what we wear and buy, Ohle is documenting our last secrets, and he's doing it with droll hilarity, brilliance, and a genuinely original vision.

— Ben Marcus

Ohle's visceral world splices together such diversities as Rabelasian humor, schizophrenia, science fiction, a twisted version of the Kennedy assassination, necronauts, conspiracy theory, aphasia, genetic manipulation, surrealism, the Titanic, cyperpunk, the French sewers, gland eating, hair smoking, pig hearts, and a constantly shifting system of law to create a hilarious yet compelling dystopia. A beatifully strange novel, imbued with nervous laughter and serious social critique, The Age of Sinatra is a startling book, excessive in all the right ways.

— Brian Evenson

Read an excerpt from The Age of Sinatrahere

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The Pisstown Chaos

The Pisstown Chaos tells the story of one family's journey in the midst of environmental and political crisis, disease and forced relocation. Power is concentrated in the hands of the Reverend Herman Hooker, an "American Divine," who revels in the sufferings of others as he spouts platitudes to the masses.

When the Reverend attempts to overcome a rampant parasite infestation by decreeing population "shifts," the members of Balls family find themselves subject to relocation at a moment's notice. The family persists through unfair imprisonment, persecution, and forced labor, subsisting on urpmeal and getting stoned on willywhack to occupy the time. Mildred Balls is imprisoned in a parasite control facility; her grandson Roe is ordered to mate with a parasite victim; and his sister Ophelia is sent to one of the Reverend's Templexes, where she will serve as an acolyte in absolute silence. Meanwhile, an evermore confused and enfeebled Reverend struggles to maintain his grip on the country as the chaos rages on.

This is David Ohle's foreboding, strange and comedic follow-up to Motorman and The Age of Sinatra, the story of one brave family's struggle against an absolute, corrupt, and increasingly irrational centralized power, and their quest to be reunited.

- from 'About the Book' at Soft Skull Press

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David Ohle as editor


Cursed from Birth: The Short, Unhappy Life of William S. Burroughs, Jr

Born in 1947 to the writer William S. Burroughs and his common-law wife Joan Vollmer, William S. Burroughs, Jr. (known as Billy Jr.), would later describe himself as "your cursed-from-birth son." Cursed From Birth is a testimony to the difficulty of living in the turbulent wake of a famous father his famous and troubled friends, and a lucid, shattering depiction of a life going down the tubes.

Raised by his paternal grandparents in Palm Beach after his mother was killed by his father in a shooting accident, Billy saw his father become suddenly famous for Naked Lunch just as he became a teenager. Billy Jr.'s short life was defined by creating trouble to catch the attention of his father, mourning the death of his mother, descending into alcoholism and drug addiction, and reckoning with it all by beginning his own literary endeavors.

Compiled by writer David Ohle from Burroughs Jr.'s third and unfinished novel Prakriti Junction, his last journals and poems, and correspondence and conversations with those who knew Billy, Cursed from Birth is faithful to Billy's own intentions for a last artistic effort. With the sufferings — but not the patience — of Job, Billy Burroughs's life illustrates the fall of one "whom the gods would destroy". Cursed from Birth is the funny, tragic, angry, and stunning final statement from William S. Burroughs, Jr. — a casualty of the Beat generation.

- from 'About the book' at Soft Skull Press

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Cows Are Freaky When They Look at You: An Oral History of the Kaw Valley Hemp Pickers

The Kaw Valley Hemp Pickers were marijuana harvesters around Lawrence, Kansas during the 1960s and 1970s. A variety of the weed known locally as K-pot grew plentifully, nurturing a counterculture celebrated here in a foreword by William S. Burroughs and a series of oral history excerpts by Lawrence's former hippies. Their recollections focus mainly upon drugs, sex, and violence, tales and tall tales lovingly preserved to the final raunchy detail.

- Robert F. Nardini

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David Ohle as Interviewee

Interviewer: What are some of your favorite Burroughs stories?

David Ohle: I took him out shooting one time. He and I were the only ones on this particular shooting trip. … William was just first beginning to get the idea to do shotgun art—to take something and shoot it and make art out of it. So he had brought out, I believe it was a piece of plywood that day, and he asked me to hang an ink bottle, like from a rubber band, on the plywood. He was gonna shoot the ink bottle and that was gonna splatter onto the wood and make some kind of art.

He had one of his fairly large-caliber pistols, and he had on his ear protectors. I didn’t have any ear protectors so I went in the cabin so I didn’t have to listen to this while he popped off his shot. But I could see him through the glass door. I couldn’t see the target, but I could see him standing there with his gun.

He fired, and when he did all this ink came back and splashed him in the face and he thought he had been hit. He thought it had ricocheted and hit him in the head — the bullet. He thought it was blood. He started screeching and panicking, “Oh my God!” And he started wiping it like this and looking at it and going, “Wait a minute … that’s not blood.” But the expression on his face I’ll never forget. He was absolutely terrified that he had been shot by a ricochet.

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More David Ohle:

Interview with Hobart

Interview with LJWorld

The Mind of Moldenke

Nerve Screening Room interview

Mother and Son
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p.s. Hey. Today's rerun comes to you via the blog's time machine function and, most importantly, courtesy of d.l. Jeff. Give it your all please. I'm still in Scandinavia, and I have another random day sans an imminent amusement park sojourn and with a little pre-hotel check out time, so I thought I would say hey, etc. Our trip continues to go spectacularly. Today we're giving a look to our immediate surroundings, meeting with the curator of a big museum/art space, and then moseying by car to Linkoping, Sweden, home to Astrid Lindgrens Värld. So, yeah, all is great, and I hope the same goes for you. ** Friday ** David Ehrenstein, Hi. Thanks for the link to the Taylor Mead obit. Nice to see all the respect pouring his way from points all over. No consolation for his loss, but ... ** Rewritedept, Hey. Uh, well, I eat the food that your friends eat and which you pooh-pooh almost every day, and it's actually quite delicious, man. Chill out, ha ha.  Cool about the gambling pay off and your concurrent loot. New Deerhunter's really good, yeah. It's been filling up our car a lot. The Vår album comes out tomorrow. Very excited for that. Keep on keeping on, C. ** S. Hi, man. It's not quite summery here, but it's clear and bright out, and my sunburn is getting heavily layered. Stack! Welcome input from home! Looks good. Everyone, the new Emo stack by S. is called 'The Unholy Flame', and it, and a follow-up stack from Saturday, reside here. Know what's good for you, yeah? ** Nemo, Hi, Joey. Okay, yeah, will do upon returning. I'll talk to Joel. I'm pretty out of touch up here, but I will as soon as I get the situation. Love to Jarrod and you. ** Saturday ** Paradigm, Hi, Scott. Excellent to see you! Things are great, thanks. I think you are right that I would love that museum by the sound of it. I see what you mean about 'Spring Breakers'. Makes sense, and, like you said, I think its aim was elsewhere-ish, or he was trying to use emotion's depths in a less centralized or subterranean way maybe. I don't know. I liked it quite a bit, and, yeah, I'm not much of a Franco fan, but he was pretty terrific in it. I hope your presumably Australian weekend was a really great one too! ** David Ehrenstein, I'm in a hotel room in Scandinavia, which, somewhat charming as it is, lacks the amenities of your room, not to mention of mine, so your room sounds pretty good, actually, if that helps. ** MANCY, Hi, man! ** Bill, It is going excellently. Moving along pretty quickly, but the pace is allowing for good absorption so far. You'll leave for S. Korea (?) when I get back to Paris? Wow. Hopefully I'll get to have sporadic chats with you via these random p.s.es between now and then. He did do some Venetian Snares covers, yep. Take care! ** Thomas Moronic, Thanks a lot, T! Really looking forward to being welcomed home by your book, needless to say. ** Chris Dankland, Hi, Chris! Greetings from Sweden! Aw, man, that's so nice, what you say about my writing. It's one of those days when hearing something like that is a real boost. How's your writing going? Sweet about your 400th! High five with a Swedish twist and vibe, buddy! ** S., Really nice double header stack to reenter the world to. I linked to it up above. ** Jax, Wow, Jack, how are you doing? What a totally nice thing it is to see you. You're fine, doing stuff, cool. Details would be swell when/if you feel the urge. Take care. ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. It would sure seem like you will get pictures from the trip. Haven't thought about it yet. Zac's doing major documentation for our planned book re: this trip, and surely he'll share some of that here. The 30th, cool. Yeah, keep in touch. I should get back to Paris on the 26th. We've added one extra day, I think. I think that's a pretty return firm date now. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Very glad to hear about the YnY/Maclean/you convergence! ** Okay. I have to shower, pack up, and get out of this hotel by whatever time its check-out time is, so I'll see you when such an occasion as this arises again. Enjoy Jeff's Ohle Fest.
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