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Far too sophisticated for me I suppose is the answer.
Yet I can read it. In a strange way it compels me.
I don’t find it all funny but can see how as a play it could be fabulously funny.
I think the characters are revolting. It makes me even more sick to think that it’s been written by a woman. Ugh!
I’m quite bewildered by it.
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‘93
Dear Brian,
We have entered a new era of safe sex.
May this book continue to stimulate & excite you, but remember the safest sex is always going to be with me!!
I love you very much,
Leah
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Ana Marie Cox
“I don’t think
that is valid”
—Vassil Mitzeu
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This book belongs to David John Wighton
It is a very bad book
If you find this book, please do not return it, as the owner doesn’t want this crappy book.
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If I get killed tonight I just
wanna say I love you Mom, Dad, Eric
Mark, Leon, Grandma, Joe, Gloria
wujek + Bad sweetie.
I had to do da deed
which was to smoke some weed.
which turned me
into a centipede
men go trippin
over your own feet
as you skippin down
the street
why you tryin to front
some hospitality
when that I can see
are
saying exit only.
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Sept. ‘73
For mummy –
may you read it all – clearly and without prejudice – right to the end!
Lots of love
Hetty xxx
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Christmas 1958
Mr. May
Statistics – long may they live!
Alger R.
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SOAP
SUPPOSITORY
TISSU
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I love you
xxx
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Dear Maurice
I didn’t know what to get to tempt you back into the delights of reading… but what better than perverts’ pleasure: Lolita! Read & enjoy.
Love Susannah x
PS: Thank you for six wonderful weeks!
PPS: Yes, permission to vomit granted!!
Oh dear! Susannah can hardly have read the book – or if she has, she has utterly misunderstood it. A profound and moving masterpiece.
[Signature]
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Every little bit hurts ..
E L B H.
Every nite I cry Every nite I sigh
“ ” I wonder why oh you treat me cold
Yet you won’t let me go – -
You say your [sic] coming home yet you
never phone leave me all alone
my love is strong for you I do wrong – -
for you.
I can’t . . Take this lonlyness [sic] you give
me. I can’t go on giving my life away
come back to me darling
you’ll see I can give you all
the things that you wanted me for.
If you will stay with me
E L B H. E L B H
To you I am a toy and your [sic] the boy
Who has to say when I can play you
you hurt me desert me.
Carol
E L B H E L B H
E L B H
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12/06
Troy,
May you think great thoughts,
and always organize them
diagramatically.
Coli
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You leave this book alone, you filthy old man, who calls his wife “mommie” and has “done it” with an African alyah! [?]
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dear George
apologies that the book is a little ragged. having read the baron in the trees some time ago i felt that it would make a suitable present to you and that in the meantime i might avail myself to the other two stories contained herein without causing you any offence.
as an architecture student i suspect you may have encountered calvino before. encounter him here in a spirit in some ways similar [?] to the little prince you lent me some time ago but richer and funnier and more elusive.
i
George, you are a very fine fellow and it is an honour and a privelidge [sic] that you call me friend and that i may call you likewise.
love Sam
Thanks G. This is a wonderful book! Especially the non-existent knight, though I couldn’t but think of it as Monty Python… Much love Tim X
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space travel is comparable in
significance to the move of the
fishes out of water 350 million
years ago.
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To John Hughes
Go shoot yourself
Henry
May ’58
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My love,
If you were to
trespass, I would forgive
you, for you do see the
forest amongst the trees.
I feel you.
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Jackson likes:
bread—white or brown
lettuce
cabbage
apple (peeled)
cucumber (peeled)
celery
carrot
hard boiled egg yolk.
Jackson is dead and I
am very sad. Next birthday
I would like two canaries like Jackson ♡
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SLOW DOWN
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IF THIS BOOK SHOULD DARE TO ROAM
DON’T BLAME ME!
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16 January 89
Tony
Miller is my friend, my father, my lover; not a God, because that would be in the realms of metaphysics and unattainable. He is the Rose (thorns included) in my Crucifixion.
Garry [Gerry?]
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For Ted
my period is 3 days late
x o.d.
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Dear Gengiz,
Known as [full name]
From now on you’ve got my blissing dear, so NO FEAR, ON ON HAVE the best of ALL
[signature]
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I hate Bill
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Louise,
You have given me so much. I have only myself to give to you. My Heart, my soul and my body are at your disposal.
dispose of carefully.
Mark
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I do hereby authorize
the dropping of a bomb on
Darlington School and its
premises in Rome, Ga., U.S.A.
John Pehler,
future leader
of the World
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Barbara
To have met someone
and felt alive again
is wonderful…Read
this and realize that
all is possible. You are
beautiful, exciting, sexy, but
most of all the possibilities that
seem——are real.
Thanks for being at Rodney’s
on Saturday night.
Neal
P.S. You bet I want to make
love to you, but then the whole
world wants to.
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STACY,
Hi, I hope you are hav-
ing fun. I haven’t left me
dads work because my mom
hasn’t picked me up yet so
what ya doin. I want you
to met my dad sometime.
In this book I didn’t
mean you were a dog so
don’t think I did. If Wendy
see this book I gave to you
she will be mad so don’t
show it to her. I am
eating corn nuts.
STACY, I want you to do
me another favor.
will you call 285—–
Its tola free. Ask for
Peggy. Ask her how she
is come along getting my
cat say your Lori. Tell her
my dad is upset and said
that she (Peggy) should pay 5-
10 dollar for it. Ask her
if some day she could
have me come in and
help look for the people
who have it. If she
already has it could you
have your mom drive you
there to get it.
I means so much to
me. The place is Robinson.
______. You drive
up to 1 US to n US. Just keep
driving. It is pretty far.
I is on your left.
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Joey,
I love you Soo much!
You have surpassed the definition
for all. I will always cherish our orgasmic
moments.
love + resistance
Mark
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Dear Mom
This may be the last time you
every see me and
this is because debbie
is insane—and if I
stay around any longer
i’ll be in her condition.
*
p.s. Hey. ** Tosh Berman, Hi, Tosh. I think I like 'Magical Mystery Tour' best because it's kind of the furthest reach of their experimental period. Or the phase when they were still hoping to create a kind of maximalist music before they subdivided the experiments into more discrete, individuated tests on most of 'The White Album'. There's a kind of relaxing and loosening yet obsessing and over-confidence at play after the perfectionist bent of 'Sgt. Pepper'. You can feel them seeing how far they can go, getting elsewhere and failing to get there often at the same time. The songs feel distorted, and I feel like it's the album where you most feel the extent of their ambition and wherein the songs seem more like excerpts of experiments than fully realized and polished nuggets. It's the closest they came to making a 'Smile', maybe, and it's similarly melancholic in the sense that you hear them hitting their limits, and you can hear the bursting and breaking down of both their and the pop song's limits. I guess I especially love the art that results when artists go that far, or try to. Or something. ** David Ehrenstein, Yummy's the word. ** Steevee, Hi, Oh, great thanks for going to the trouble. I look forward to reading them. Everyone, the honorable film critic/thinker Steve Erickson aka Steevee has two new reviews up that you should check out. Here he reads and enunciates the upside of Spike Lee's 'Oldboy', and here he reads and celebrates the little known 1973 documentary 'Cousin Jules' by the French director Dominique Benicheti. Imbibe, please. ** Jeffrey Coleman, Hi, Jeff. Beautiful dream beautifully rendered. I generally find it hard to care about people's dreams, I don't know why, but you make yours into things that stand on their own and where your subconscious is as intriguing as a story's autodial intent or something. I googled 'The Maimed', and I was sufficiently drawn in to want to get it now. I'll check the link you provided too. Thank you again. Doing a post about Joel Lane and his work is an excellent idea. I'll do that. I'll go gather things. Great suggestion, man. You take care too. ** Bollo, Glad you so dug the pageant, J. Mm, well, the buches will be acquired in league with friends with whom they will be shared, so the choices will be a consensus, but the major candidates for me are the Trianon Versailles/couch one, I think the Cafe Puchkine one (although I want to see it in person first), the snow globe (although I have this weird feeling that it doesn't actually come in snow globe form, which would remove it from consideration, so that has to be investigated), and one of the wood/log-like ones, maybe the Herme, mostly because it's so big. And the Lenotre is definitely a real possibility. New synth! Which one or what era synth or what? Paris is good and chilly and sweet on the eyes. ** les mots dans le nom, Hi. You have snow, lucky you, I think. We've been promised snow a couple of times, but the stuff did not arrive on schedule. My life isn't really all that social, and most of the people I see are people I'm working with in one way or another. Greeting cards, yeah, I always think I should do the greeting card sending out thing, but I never do, it's weird. Thank you! Have a lovely day! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I'm going to head over the Park Hyatt Paris Vendôme in the next day or two and make the buche is actually a snowglobe and that the globe wasn't a photo opp add on. Great that you're about to get the script roughed out. I'm roughing out a script myself. Mutual luck outreach. ** Creative Massacre, Hi, M. I know, they're awesome, right? If they weren't so ridiculously expensive, I'd probably get 80% of them. ** Keaton, Hey. Lucky you, skaters-wise, needless to say. 'Grave Gobbler' ... oh, it's a story! Wunderbar! I'll get all over or that or vice versa. Everyone, new creative output in the form of a short fiction-type thing, white on black, for you from the d.l. who calls himself Keaton is, yes, here. Be there, yeah? Hotel Burgundy? That's interesting. Why? I almost left that one out, but I didn't because it was black, and I like black even if black in food can mean licorice, which I hate. Huh. ** Sypha, Cool, cool, sounds most cool. Re: the Sypha Nadon new one-in-progress. Excellence about Oscar's illustrations. She's a wiz at such things, obviously, and, yeah, what an inspired combo. ** Polter, Whoa, my dear pal, Polter! I'm so happy to see you! I was in Oslo briefly in the early spring, mostly as a temporary home base to visit nearby amusement parks, but one day my pal Zac and I walked around, and my eyes were peeled for you, but I don't know if our stomping grounds were yours. We looked at those weird sculptures in that big park. We looked at that 'new' opera house on the water, which we didn't like too much. We ate at some mediterranean restaurant that is full of boardgames you can play. We ate at some weird vegetarian cafeteria. We saw art at museums or something. Anyway, your writing and all the qualities thereof and news of you within it are pure manna. New school, cool, exciting, I think. I'm good, quite good, thank you. Really busy, but in a great way. I've become best friends with the greatest person who ever lived. Traveling a lot. I fell on the tracks at a metro station one day when I was very sleepy and kind of almost got killed, but I didn't. I'm all good, very happy. It's so, so good to see you, P. I miss you! But I'm so happy to see you whenever you want to see me. Tons of love and Merry Xmas and everything else! ** Bill, Hi, Bill. You just got in during my final blog refreshment pre-launch. I like that the Fauchon was designed by a gardener. I like that they eschewed their usual habit of having fashion designers design their Xmas cakes. That might well put it over the edge into the purchasing realm. An Italian Thanksgiving fest is most sensible. Even I could have eaten it. I, of course, did nothing out of the ordinary food-wise to mark the occasion. But Zac and I went to see Moonface in this bizarre little venue, and he was great, and so Thanksgiving in France had its king. ** Okay. I give you a bunch of book inscriptions today. A whim kind of post idea. I don't know, I thought it was kind of nice or something. See you tomorrow.